Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# When I grow up I wanna be famous

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# When I grow up I wanna see the world

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Drive nice cars I wanna have groupies... #

0:00:10 > 0:00:14Most of us have employed the art of fakery at some point.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16The odd dab of concealer here, false eyelash there...

0:00:16 > 0:00:18But some girls just don't know when to stop.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21They're addicted to fake nails, orange tan and skimpy outfits,

0:00:21 > 0:00:25but underneath there's some natural beauties just dying to get out.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29These girls don't need a make-over, they need a make-under.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Welcome to the world's first, original and best make-under show!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48This is POD, your Personal Overhaul Device. Hello, POD!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Hello, The Frost. - Are you ready to face some fakery?

0:00:51 > 0:00:55I'm always ready. I will not rest until the slap-obsessed girls

0:00:55 > 0:00:58of the UK give up the make-up and ditch the fake tan.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Yeah, yeah. And I'm here to help, but I'm going to be nicer than you.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Whatever you say, Frost. Either way, the slap is coming off.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Coming up on tonight's show...

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Cleavage out, bum out. Love all that.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Natural beauty, what's that?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15There's no such thing!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm into looking different from the rest of the crowd.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20A kinda Gothic, Geisha look.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Tonight, two girls and a prickly little pixie will experience

0:01:24 > 0:01:26the magic of a make-under.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Well, are you ready for your first victim?- Bring it on, Jenny Frost!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Well, first up, she's young, free and single, blonde and bubbly...

0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's Danielle. She's got a lot of front.

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0:01:37 > 0:01:40I'm Danielle Mason and it's all about the glamour.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44I'm a model/actress.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48I think the key to a show-stopping dress is either cleavage or legs.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52But you shouldn't really do both... even though I do.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Cleavage out, bum out. Love all that.

0:01:56 > 0:02:01I've got quite big boobs so it's kind of hard to hide them.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Oh, my nipple's just fallen out!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'm up for it!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Pump up the make-up, girl.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12You can never get enough foundation.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16And when you're in a dark club you can't see it so you can whack it on!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Need a paintbrush, really.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Once you start wearing false eyelashes, you just get addicted.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25A bit like a drug addiction, I suppose, but with eyelashes.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30I'm all for natural beauty... Just natural beauty with long eyelashes.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I think her image betrays a lot of confidence,

0:02:33 > 0:02:35that probably she hasn't got.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Can you tell they're extensions, at the back?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42You can look but you can't touch, boys, cos it'll fall apart!

0:02:46 > 0:02:50I'm single at the moment, looking to meet a nice guy that's not a player.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Looking at some fit men!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57I'm not gonna lie, what girl doesn't like attention, getting dressed up?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03If she can get more confidence

0:03:03 > 0:03:07in herself by appreciating her natural beauty,

0:03:07 > 0:03:09then that would be fabulous.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Time to go home. I am out for the count.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Hello, Danielle.- Hello!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Thank you for coming today. What are you wearing under this jacket?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Let me see.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30# Da, da, ta-dah, ba-boom! #

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Whoa!- It's a bit burlesque. - Sexy, saucy.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37When you wear this to go clubbing, what attention do you get off guys?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I bet they're falling over themselves.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Yeah, you do get a lot of attention.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I'm a bit self-conscious at first,

0:03:44 > 0:03:47but once I've had a few drinks, I'm all right.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50What do you think POD's gonna pick on you for?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53POD will pick on me for my false eyelashes, my fake tan

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- and my fake hair! - Right, Danielle, good luck in POD.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00I know you'll be fabulous, and I'll see you on the other side.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I am POD, who are you?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09I'm Danielle Mason.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Did you forget to put your skirt on?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I did forget to put my skirt on, yeah. You gonna spank me?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16If I had any arms, I would!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Urgh...- You seem to be having some trouble there.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21It's cos it's so tight,

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- just push my nipples in.- Thank you, I've seen quite enough already.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I can't help if I've got big boobies, can I, POD?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31You can help getting them out at every available opportunity.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, POD, you know what... Loser!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- You'll pay for that later. - You're boring.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39You're trashy.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42What kind of men do you attract with such a charming laugh?

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Usually naughty ones. - That IS a surprise(!)

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Why have you come to POD for a make-under?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52I've come to POD for a make-under because I'd like to attract guys

0:04:52 > 0:04:54like Prince William and Harry.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Do you think the heirs to the throne would like your look?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- I think Harry would. - Do you think you'd be a good queen?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- I'd love to be the Queen of England. - What would do if you were Queen?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'd tell them all to put their hot pants on and people are only

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- allowed out in bra and knickers.- POD thinks you'd make a great queen -

0:05:10 > 0:05:12a drag queen.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Danielle?- Yes?- What do you think about natural beauty?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I think natural beauty's lovely...

0:05:17 > 0:05:20if you're naturally beautiful.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Are you naturally beautiful?- No.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25POD completely disagrees.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Under all that slap is a stunning natural beauty.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31It's time to find out what the public think of your look.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh my God, are you gonna show me?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Yes. Run phase one, public analysis.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40I asked the public, "Is she a bright spark... a little bit dim...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- "the lights are on but nobody's home?"- Oh, no!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47A bright spark.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Play. - Lights are on but nobody's home.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Lights are on but nobody's home.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Lights are on but nobody's in. And she looks a bit stupid.- Right...

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Incorrect. 40% - that's the majority

0:05:59 > 0:06:03of the people we asked - think the lights are on but nobody's home.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Is anyone home, Danielle?- Yes, me!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09The next question I asked was, "Would you want to snog,

0:06:09 > 0:06:11"marry or avoid her?"

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Ahh, this is so cruel.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I think they'll wanna marry me.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Play.- Not marriage material.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Avoid her, cos she's too dirty. - She's beautiful,

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- so I ain't gonna avoid her. - Incorrect. No one wanted

0:06:26 > 0:06:29to marry you. 55% - that's the majority - wanted to avoid you.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Really? No one wanted to marry?- No.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35You boys just don't know what you're missing!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- We can all see just what they're missing.- Don't be rude.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- How are you feeling about what they said?- A bit annoyed.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I wanted more people to want to marry me, not avoid me.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48I'm here to help you get those numbers up. Ready for my verdict?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Go on, then.- You are a plastic princess who will never get a prince

0:06:51 > 0:06:54looking like you do,

0:06:54 > 0:06:57and you will undergo my brassy-to-classy make-under.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Here is your make-under menu...

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Choose a new hair colour...

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Golden Blonde, Dark Chocolate, Vibrant Copper, Ebony.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Ahh, this is the hard question.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Can we come back to that?

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- No. Choose now.- Ahh, ahh...um...

0:07:14 > 0:07:16..Dark Chocolate.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Now choose a celebrity style...

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson, Mischa Barton, Holly Whilloughby.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Mishcha Barton dresses quite cool... Mischa Barton.

0:07:25 > 0:07:30Before I can process your style choices, I need you to remove

0:07:30 > 0:07:32all that disgusting slap from your face.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Are you ready to take the first step on the path to natural beauty?

0:07:36 > 0:07:37- I'm gonna have to, aren't I?- Yes.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I don't wanna take it off.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Tough! Run phase two, deep cleanse.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Please put on your deep-cleanse uniform.- Oh, I'm scared.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- You can do it. - Hi, boys, do you rate me now?!

0:07:49 > 0:07:54They'll rate you much better without all that slap. Remove it.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Now take off all that foundation.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59No, you can't do that to me!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- I think you'll find I can.- No-o-o-o!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I really don't wanna take my make-up off.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I cannot complete the make-under if you don't.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- You already look much better. How are you feeling?- Urgh! Awful.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Will you let POD make you feel better? Are you ready, Danielle?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Yes.- Say goodbye to the old you!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Bye!- Run phase three, the make-under.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh, my God!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30It doesn't look like me.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I love it! It's so different.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34POD thinks you look stunning.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I love it!

0:08:36 > 0:08:40I feel like... I look like Jesse Wallace now.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Well, she IS your sister!- Yeah!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45What is your favourite element of your new look?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Um, my hair...

0:08:48 > 0:08:50and my dress and my shoes are lovely.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I seriously love my hair.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55POD thinks this hair makes you look very elegant.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- I'm a lady!- Do you think you could bag a prince now?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yes, I think I could.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03I'll give that Katie girl a run for her money, won't I, now?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Yes.- Hello, Prince Willy.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Shall we see what your public think of your new look, ma'am?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Go on, then. - Before, I asked the public

0:09:11 > 0:09:14if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid you.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Let's see what they'd do now. Play.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I think she's fabulous because she's natural.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21She looks like marriage material.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23I'd be proud to take her home to my mum.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26She looks quite friendly and wholesome.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Now 40% of the men we asked wanted to snog you, and the rest

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- wanted to marry you.- Really? Are you sure you're not lying?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35POD never lies.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Aw! Thank you.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Here is your natural beauty data.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Brown hair brings out the colour in green or blue eyes, but if you have

0:09:42 > 0:09:46dark eyes, you should never dye your hair darker than your eye colour.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Young skin does not need a lot of make-up, a tinted moisturiser

0:09:49 > 0:09:53works well to even skin out without the need for heavy foundation.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Are you going to keep this new, natural look?- Definitely.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58I'm definitely gonna keep it.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- I might be partial to a couple of false eye lashes.- No, Danielle, no!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Has natural beauty been achieved?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Umm, yeah,

0:10:06 > 0:10:10I definitely feel a lot more natural than before, definitely.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Do you feel more beautiful?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I'm not saying! I'm not gonna blow my own trumpet, am I?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Then POD will blow it for you. FANFARE

0:10:19 > 0:10:21You are a stunning natural beauty, Danielle.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Thank you very much, POD.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27POD computes your make-under has been a complete success.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Natural beauty has been restored.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- It has, thank you. - Goodbye, Danielle.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Goodbye.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40God, Danielle, you look lovely!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Turn round.

0:10:43 > 0:10:48That is lovely. Your make-up looks really natural.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Aren't you pleased? - I'm really pleased. I love my hair.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57It looks really lovely, Danielle.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Wow, what a difference that hair made.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I just love Danielle as a brunette, but will she keep it up?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06We'll find out later in the show.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Danielle's not the only one who needs to rein it in a bit.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Some of you out there are just as bad, if not worse!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- Glitter...- And loads of... - ..and fake tan. Fake tan.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Best technique for fake tan? From the bottom upwards.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Use a belt. The belt is really good.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31If you blend two foundations together, you won't look orange.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34You'll have a really natural-looking foundation base.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37I put dye on my hair and fell asleep,

0:11:37 > 0:11:40and I woke up and realised, "Jesus, I've left my bloody hair dye in!"

0:11:40 > 0:11:45It's all fake. The faker the better, that's what I say!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Next into POD was the outrageous Jay,

0:11:51 > 0:11:54whose skimpy style was, quite frankly, pants.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56My style, I would describe it as trashy.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00# Cos you're filthy

0:12:00 > 0:12:03# Ooh, and I'm gorgeous... #

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Is there a word to describe Jay's style?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Erm...

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Mimalist, which... How do you say it?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Mimamalist.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Mimamalist.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Embarrassing!

0:12:21 > 0:12:25My son Harry gets embarrassed with my look cos I'm quite outrageous.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27I'm not your kind of regular kind of mum.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I just stand out, and he doesn't like that.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Natural beauty, what's that?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39I love my boobs. Best five grand I've ever spent.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Had Botox yesterday, had my lips done.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Have three sunbeds a week.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47We love it!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50This is the first layer. There's about 20 layers to go!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Ta-dah! A beauty spot.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58I'm doing a Britney Spears tonight.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Ah!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I'm ripping, my boobs are too big.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# ..I'm not that innocent... #

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'm ready to party!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21# ..I think I did it again... #

0:13:21 > 0:13:23I was dancing...

0:13:23 > 0:13:26and my trousers split.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Being made under will just make Jade realise that she doesn't have to do

0:13:30 > 0:13:33what she does to get noticed.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Fake or natural? Fake every time.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41..Ooh!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Hello, how are you today? - I'm good, thank you.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48I need to see this outfit, first and foremost. Go on, give us a twirl!

0:13:48 > 0:13:50What d'you think?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Wow! Have you got any underwear on under that, lady?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56I haven't. You can't wear knickers with these.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58What do you think POD's gonna pick on you for?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01POD's gonna pick on me for my hair, probably.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03And my make-up, cos I wear too much make-up.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06What one thing will you find hard to live without after the make-under?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I think losing my blonde.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Are you nervous, excited? How are you feeling?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'm excited. Really excited.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13I can't wait to see the make-under.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16I'm sure you'll look fabulous, and I hope you love it.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18So good luck!

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- I am POD, who are you? - I'm Jay Nicholls.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- What in POD's name are you wearing? - Don't you like the skimpy look, POD?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33No Jay, I don't.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- I've got no knickers on.- Is that really something to be proud of?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You really don't like it, do you?

0:14:38 > 0:14:39I really don't, no.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41What do you think of natural beauty?

0:14:41 > 0:14:45There's no such thing as natural beauty, babe.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46POD completely disagrees.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Just how fake are you?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49These are fake,

0:14:49 > 0:14:51my hair is pretty much fake,

0:14:51 > 0:14:54my lips are fake, my eyelashes are fake,

0:14:54 > 0:14:55my nails are fake, my tan is fake.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Everything else is pretty much... My eyes are my own.- Well done(!)

0:14:58 > 0:15:03According to my beauty files, you haven't always been this fake.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Babe, what would you rather? See me like that or like this?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- That is horrific.- My files tell me you have a son, Harry.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11What does he think of your look?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- He thinks I'm chavvy. - I can't imagine why!

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- What do you wear to parents' evening? - My curlers.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'd rather make parents' evening in my curlers than not make it at all.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24POD admires your commitment to your son, but not to your fakery.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Why have you come to POD for a make-under?- I want a change.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31I'm fed up of the way I'm looking. My son is very embarrassed.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34I want to be taken more seriously. I want more respect.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- I still want them to go "phwoar". - I will see what I can do about that.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Run phase one. Public analysis.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44- I asked the public how old is she? - Oh no! This is going to be horrid.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46This is going to upset me more than anything.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Is she 28, 34 or 40?

0:15:49 > 0:15:52If they say 40, I'm gonna go mental. OK, 40.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Play.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57I think she's 34 but I think she's trying to look 28.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I think she looks like she's 40.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03I think 40 because it seems she's making an effort to look younger.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08- Oh dear, OK.- Correct. 50% of the public think you look 40.- Really(?)

0:16:08 > 0:16:13Yes. The next question I asked was, would you snog, marry or avoid her?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Avoid.- Play.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16I would definitely avoid her.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I'd avoid her because she looks a bit too much like a doll model.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20She looks like a man.

0:16:20 > 0:16:2425% wanted to snog you.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Oh, only 25? - No-one wanted to marry you.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28I'm not the marrying type, no.

0:16:28 > 0:16:3275% wanted to avoid you completely.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- All right, fair enough. - Having heard the public's comments,

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- do you still want a make-under? - Yeah, let's go for it. I'm all yours.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, my POD, are you ready for my verdict?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yeah I'm listening. Don't be too mean.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47You are a plastic, fantastic, crispy, curly, naked lady,

0:16:47 > 0:16:51and you will undergo my slummy-mummy to yummy-mummy make-under.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Here is your make-under menu.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Choose a new hair colour.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Golden blonde, chocolate caramel, vibrant copper, ebony.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Chocolate caramel. - Choose a celebrity style.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Kate Winslet, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Gwyneth Paltrow.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Gwyneth Paltrow's boring, Jennifer Aniston is boring,

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Kate Winslet is just boring.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Oh, I'll have to be Kate. Oh, I don't like any of them, babe.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Hurry up.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Kate Moss, then.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Your current format is incompatible with my beauty programme.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23POD can only work with a clean slate, a blank canvas,

0:17:23 > 0:17:25a well-scrubbed surface.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27You're making me take it off, aren't you?

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Yes, Run phase two. Deep cleanse.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.- Oh, this very posh.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- It's like being in a hotel. - Don't get too comfortable.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38SHE LAUGHS

0:17:38 > 0:17:40I look like a fortune teller!

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Can you see that in the future you will be a natural beauty?- Ooh!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Remove all that slap.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- We'll be here all day. - Show me those pads.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Urgh, that is just wrong, isn't it?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Yes, very wrong.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56How are you feeling about seeing the new you?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58I am really excited actually. Really.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Run phase three. The make-under.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Ah, my God!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Oh, my God, how different do I look?

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Do you like it?- I don't know.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14POD thinks you look utterly stunning.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Really? I'm just a bit shocked, I think.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- A bit more makeup might have been a bit better.- No, Jay, no.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- You look 100% better without the slap.- It's growing on me.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26It's a bit of a shock to the system at first,

0:18:26 > 0:18:27because it is a big change.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30POD has left you with a bit of your trademark cleavage.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32That's not a cleavage.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33- If I...?- Don't do it, Jay.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37Just a little bit. That's better.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Put them away, Jay.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40How do you feel as a natural beauty?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43The more I stand here, the more I get used to it,

0:18:43 > 0:18:44the more I think I do actually like that.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46But people are going to be so shocked.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- What do think your mum will say? - I don't know, I really don't know.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Shall we see what the public have to say?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Yeah. I'll be interested to know what they say, actually.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Previously I asked the public,

0:18:57 > 0:18:59would you want to snog, marry or avoid her?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Let's see what they would do now.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Play.- I would snog her,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06because she's a really attractive, good looking girl.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10I would marry her because she looks like a nice, conservative girl.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I would snog this girl because she looks naturally outgoing

0:19:13 > 0:19:15and quite confident in herself.

0:19:15 > 0:19:2090% of the public now want to snog you, and the rest want to marry you.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Really! No avoid?- Not one.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26I also asked, is she 28, 34 or 40?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Play.- I think she's 28.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I think she looks 28 because she looks naturally younger.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I thinks he's 28.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37She has a youthful glow about her. She's very attractive.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Now 40% of the people we asked think you look 28.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Really?- Yes, and the rest think you look your age, 34.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46OK, no 40s at all?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48None. How does that make you feel?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51It amazes me. It has really amazed me.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Would you like to know how I achieved your new, stunning look?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Go on then, yes, go on then. - Covering up can still be sexy,

0:19:57 > 0:20:01showing a hint of cleavage, leaving something to the imagination.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05When you go from blonde to brunette, it's important to keep warm tones.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Will you be keeping any of your new natural look?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10To be honest, I wouldn't go back now.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12It's an end of an era and a new start for me.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14I've put the old Jay to rest now.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16So has the make-under changed you for good?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19If it wasn't for me coming in here, I wouldn't have done it.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I'd have been too scared to take the plunge.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I've been hiding behind that for so long.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26So no more flashing your bits then?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28No, well, I can't help it if I'm drunk.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30POD is going to ignore that.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32What emotion are you registering?

0:20:32 > 0:20:35I am very, very happy, POD.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36I didn't think I would be.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38I thought I'd be hating you,

0:20:38 > 0:20:41but yeah, you've helped me achieve my new start to my new life.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44POD is very proud of you and thinks your son will be too.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48I think he will absolutely love it, bless him. He'll want me to come

0:20:48 > 0:20:51to parents' evening now. You'll make me emotional.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- You're going to make me cry.- POD doesn't want your makeup to run.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55No, don't ruin the makeup.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58POD computes your make-under has been a complete success.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Thank you, I've enjoyed every minute of it, babe.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02- Goodbye.- Bye bye, darling.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10God! You look wonderful.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Do you like it really?

0:21:13 > 0:21:17I think you look...younger!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20I think that's really... I can't believe it!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22It makes you look healthier.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26It's shiny. It's... And it's like I've got my little girl back again!

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- It looks good.- Do you like it? - Really good.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Oh my POD, what a transformation!

0:21:36 > 0:21:39She looked amazing. I really hope she keeps it up.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42We'll be finding out later on in the show if she does.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Now, so all you lot out there can look gorgeous too,

0:21:44 > 0:21:48I've been trying out some of your very own beauty tips.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52This one's an oldie but a goodie.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55If you're in a big rush or you're like me and you hate ironing,

0:21:55 > 0:21:59all you do is you pop your clothing in the shower with you

0:21:59 > 0:22:00while you're getting ready.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Turn on the shower and the steam will wash your creases away.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14And the lazy girl's ironing is all done.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Right, no creases. Ready to go!

0:22:19 > 0:22:23There you have it. Steamed and pristine.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I'm ready to party.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Do you remember the lovely blonde turned brunette,

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Danielle, from earlier on?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Let's meet her now and see if she kept with the brunette locks

0:22:35 > 0:22:38or she's gone back to her blonde ways. Oh, Danielle!

0:22:38 > 0:22:39She is brunette still.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41How are you, sweetheart?

0:22:41 > 0:22:46Demure clothes, natural makeup and still a brunette. Come and sit down.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50First things first, tell me, is the look staying?

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Yeah, it will be staying. You get taken more seriously, I think.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Well, I get taken more seriously dressed like this

0:22:56 > 0:22:58than I would in corsets and things,

0:22:58 > 0:23:00so yeah, I'm going to keep it.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Is there anything from before

0:23:01 > 0:23:04that you found it really difficult to live without?

0:23:04 > 0:23:05I still wear my fake tan!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09But, the hair and everything, no.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11I feel more comfortable dressed down

0:23:11 > 0:23:14rather than dressed in corsets and things like that.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17POD said you're a natural beauty, which I think you are.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19But you were kind of reluctant to agree.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Do you feel a natural beauty now?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23I definitely feel a lot more natural.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I think my confidence has been boosted a lot.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29And I'm definitely more confident probably going out without makeup.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32So, will you say, Danielle, "I am a natural beauty"?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- I am a natural beauty!- Yay!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38You made me laugh when you were saying you wanted

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- to be the Queen of England. Have you spoken to the princes?- I haven't!

0:23:41 > 0:23:45I'm still hoping to get hold of the Prince's willy - Prince Willy!

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Well, I love you as a brunette.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50With the less makeup, we think you look very pretty and very natural.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51So, I think well done, POD.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55- Job well done.- Thanks, POD!

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Next to face the wrath of POD was a pretty little pixie

0:24:00 > 0:24:02with a bag full of attitude.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10I am POD, what are you?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12I'm Pixie and I'm not what!

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'm a person.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17POD has met an elf but has never met a pixie before.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19First time for everything.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Pixie?- Yeah. - Please describe your look to POD.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26My hair and face is more kind of gothic geisha.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29So, you're a pixie gothic geisha?

0:24:29 > 0:24:33No, I'm just saying that my outfit at the moment looks a bit goth.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Do you like to shock people with your look?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38I love to shock people, I love it.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Have you ever scared anyone?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Actually that's funny, I was in the tube in Camden and I saw a mouse

0:24:43 > 0:24:46and every time I looked at it, it went back in its hole.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50- Have you ever scared any humans with your look?- Small children.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53POD computes that you are a child scaring, mouse botherer.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56POD is also a bit scared now.

0:24:56 > 0:25:01- You should be.- I detect some hostility towards POD, why?

0:25:01 > 0:25:02You haven't paid me any compliments yet.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05POD only understands natural beauty,

0:25:05 > 0:25:07and thinks that underneath all that fakery,

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- there is a pretty little pixie. - Thank you.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Would you like to see yourself as a natural beauty?- Not really.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Will you let POD make you under? - No.- Go on, Pixie.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- No.- Pretty pixie please.- No!

0:25:19 > 0:25:23- POD demands to see your natural beauty!- OK, just to see.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Are you ready to see yourself in a whole new light?- Yep, go on.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Run the make-under.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Ah, my God!

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- What do you think your new look? - It's all right.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42- POD computes that you are a stunning natural beauty.- OK.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44But you are also a stubborn little pixie

0:25:44 > 0:25:47who refuses to give up her piercings.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52- OK!- Your style decisions clearly belong in the land of the pixies.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Subtle, yeah, OK(!)

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Therefore, POD will send you back.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00- Welcome back.- Thank you.- Why do you prefer this unnatural look?

0:26:00 > 0:26:04It's more extravagant, it's more me, it's what I'm about.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07- A mouse scaring goth? - I'm not a goth!

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Whatever you say, Pixie. Goodbye.- Bye.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Urgh!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Earlier on, we met the lovely Jay,

0:26:17 > 0:26:19who had a very skimpy dress on, to say the least.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22POD gave her a mummy marvellous make-under

0:26:22 > 0:26:23to make her son, Harry, proud.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Did she keep it? Let's find out.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Yes! You look lovely.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Thank you, babe. - You look really lovely.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Tell me what you've kept. - Obviously, I've kept the hair.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37I've still got long hair. I haven't changed my hairstyle very much.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40I'm much more covered up. Much more stylish.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43I still wear quite a bit of makeup. That's one thing.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Do you know what I mean? I still wear makeup.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- One day at a time, Jay. - Exactly, exactly!

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Have you noticed a massive difference in the way people...

0:26:51 > 0:26:52act towards you now?

0:26:52 > 0:26:56I just get more respect, which is nicer. People take me more seriously.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58You got emotional after the make-under.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Can you tell me why that was?

0:27:00 > 0:27:03I think it's kind of hit home that Harry was embarrassed by his mum,

0:27:03 > 0:27:04and that upset me a bit.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I thought, you know, he's got a lot going on at his age.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10The last thing he needs to deal with is being embarrassed of his mum.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12I think you look classy, very striking.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14You should be very proud of yourself.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17I love it. I will never go back. It's totally changed me.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20If it wasn't for POD giving you that push over the edge,

0:27:20 > 0:27:23how long do you think you'd have stayed stuck in that rut?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Probably till I'm about 80. I'd have been knickerless till I was 80.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28I will say I think you're one of my favourite,

0:27:28 > 0:27:30because it's a big drastic change.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- That's really lovely. - And I think you look really lovely.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Thank you very much.- Thank you!

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Well, POD, what can I say? Another storming success.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Yes, I am rather brilliant. - And rather full of yourself.

0:27:43 > 0:27:48And so I should be, another two slap addicts have fallen before POD.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Right, I think it's time for your beauty sleep.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Well, if you insist, I did work particularly hard today.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57- Goodnight, POD. - Goodnight, Jenny Frost.- POD off.

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