0:00:02 > 0:00:04# When I grow up, I wanna be famous
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# I wanna have groupies... #
0:00:11 > 0:00:13When it comes to getting all dressed up,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16some of Britain's babes go completely over the top
0:00:16 > 0:00:18with mountains of make-up and clothes
0:00:18 > 0:00:20you couldn't find under a microscope.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24These girls are hiding their natural beauty under a camouflage of fakery.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26They can't find the real girl underneath.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29They don't need a makeover, they need a makeunder.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Welcome to the lovely world of the makeunder.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47This is POD, your personal overhaul device. Hello, POD.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hello, the Frost. Let me have a look at you.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- I've made an effort for you. - I suppose you look all right.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Blimey, what does a girl have to do to get a compliment?
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Wear natural make-up, hair and clothes. It's not rocket science!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Have you got no manners on that hard drive of yours, POD?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05No. Who have you got for me, Frost?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Coming up on tonight's show -
0:01:07 > 0:01:10POD gets her lens on a Leeds tease.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14I think if you look sexy, you've got to wear less to look that way.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I'd rather just be cold and look like this.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Newcastle's self-styled Katie and Peter,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20and a living doll from Liverpool.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25I like to be different from everyone else. I like to be like Barbie.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Tonight, two girls and a Geordie duo
0:01:28 > 0:01:30will experience the magic of a makeunder.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34First up is Nikki from Leeds, who leaves not one inch of herself
0:01:34 > 0:01:36untouched by fakery.
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0:01:42 > 0:01:45Hi, I'm Nikki. I'm 20. I'm a hairdresser.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I like skimpy clothes. I don't want to look presentable. It's boring.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50She was about 16.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53We went on holiday to Benidorm. Nightclubs, boys,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56extensions came along, fake tan...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58and bingo, that was it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I'm going to use my socks because you get a more even look when you're
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- putting it on that way. - Orange face, white neck.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I always fake tan my bum as well.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14David Dickinson doesn't have a patch on her, really, does he?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I'd rather have my make-up than a mobile phone.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20If you're ugly, who's going to want to ring you anyway?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24She goes a bit wild with her hair extensions.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- I do like them long. - Half the way through the night...
0:02:31 > 0:02:35the clip-ons come off, but she's too drunk to care.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38When you come home, you can see dropped hair going upstairs.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Right, I'm going out now.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- You don't have to have a look like that, do you?- Bye!- Bye.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# I'm trouble Yeah, trouble now
0:02:47 > 0:02:51# I'm trouble, y'all I disturb my own town
0:02:51 > 0:02:56# I'm trouble Yeah, trouble now... #
0:02:56 > 0:02:59I don't think me fella actually minds the way I dress.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03She does wear a bit too short pants and that. But it's her style.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- It would be hard to change her. - I'd just like see my daughter.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09She's in there somewhere.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Hi, Nikki.- Hi.- How are you?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- I'm OK.- Let's have a flash, and talk me through it.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Look at those abs! No wonder you wear crop tops.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Your eyes are beautiful.- Thank you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28They're so blue. So, so blue.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32What do think POD is going to pick on you for?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Oh! Probably everything.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I am absolutely terrified.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I just think, when I look in the mirror,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I won't be pleasing to the eye. I am terrified.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I'm going to wish you good luck in POD, not that you need it
0:03:44 > 0:03:47with those gorgeous blue eyes. But good luck, sweetheart.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- I am POD. Nikki...?- Yes?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01The correct response is, "Yes, POD."
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Yes, POD... How rude! - That's not rude, Nikki. This is rude.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Your false tan reeks of biscuits and you look like a cheap fortune-teller.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- How rude!- Yes. Now what exactly do you think of natural beauty?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18There's no such thing. I think it's rubbish.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Tell me who you think looks good, then.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Erm, Jodie Marsh.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Fake.- Jordan.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Fake.- Christina Aguilera. - Fake, fake, fake!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's just like a sexy look. A bit of a tease.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32OK, so how else do you tease boys?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I love swinging round the pole.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Sorry, "pool"?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Yeah, pole.- Sorry, "pearl"?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- No, a pole.- Sorry, "Paul"?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42A pole, a pole-dancing pole.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Oh, a pole! Classy(?)
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Before you started sliding down the pole,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- do you remember the days of natural beauty?- Oh, my God!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I was fat when I was a young girl.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- I was like a turkey.- Nikki, can you tell me what went wrong
0:04:57 > 0:05:00between that photo, and this photo?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I pulled that day. I went on the waltzers and this guy let us keep
0:05:04 > 0:05:07going on for free, proper spinning us really fast all day.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- So you all enjoyed a fairground ride that day?- Cheeky!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Nikki, given that you think you look great,
0:05:14 > 0:05:16why have you come for a makeunder?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20It would be nice to be as confident as I am now
0:05:20 > 0:05:22but without as much slap.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24How do you feel without make-up?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Ugly.- Hm. POD strongly disagrees.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Let's see what the public think.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Run phase one, public analysis.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Nikki, the first question goes to a special member of the public -
0:05:37 > 0:05:39your boyfriend.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I asked him if he thought you looked...
0:05:41 > 0:05:44up for a laugh, pretty slutty,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47or proper mad. SHE GROANS
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Up for a laugh.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Play.- If she's going out, pretty slutty sometimes.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- SHE GASPS - No! Shame on him.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Truth hurts, Nikki. I also asked normal members of the public,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04would you snog, marry, or avoid this girl? What do you think they said?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I think I'll go for snog.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Play.- She is not marriage material and she looks a bit, like, easy.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17If she was a bit tipsy and I was
0:06:17 > 0:06:20a little bit tipsy, I would just bring her in!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24I think I would have to avoid this lady. She looks a little
0:06:24 > 0:06:26bit too tacky for my liking.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oh, who is that person?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- They need a slap. - 60% did want to snog you.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35No-one wanted to marry you, and 40% wanted to avoid you completely.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- I'm going to die alone.- What do you think of your public analysis?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Shocking. I had no idea people thought that.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Nikki, now even you must agree that you're in need of POD's makeunder.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Yes.- Here is my verdict.
0:06:50 > 0:06:56You are a tangerine tease and you will undergo my Orange And Brassy
0:06:56 > 0:06:58To Totally Classy makeunder.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- How do you feel?- I feel fabulous.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Here is your makeunder menu.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Choose a celebrity style.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Kate Winslet, Keira Knightley, Cat Deeley, Rachel Bilson.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You're having a giraffe!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- We'll go for Cat Deeley. - Why did you choose Cat Deeley?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I have no idea. It just sounded good.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Right, Nikki, the time has come for your deep cleanse.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Please put on your deep-cleanse uniform.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28I'm gonna look like I'm in a psychiatric unit.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Now remove all that make-up.- No!
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Come on, Nikki!- I could cry!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Don't cry, Nikki, POD can speak Yorkshire.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44IN SOUTHERN ENGLISH ACCENT: By gum, that's lot of make-up. Show me t'pad.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47It's never-ending.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Look, I look ugly!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53I can confirm you really, really don't.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Are you ready to see yourself as a natural beauty?
0:07:56 > 0:08:01- No... But yes. - Run phase three, the makeunder.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, my God!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I look so weird!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I can't believe that's me!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Nikki, do you like it?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I love it. I really do.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24I think I look quite fun and cool.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Do you think you can be as confident with this look?- I do, yes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Nikki, do you think you look ugly?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- No, I don't. - Shall we see what the public think?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- OK.- We asked people if they'd want to snog,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41marry or avoid you with this new look. What do you think they said?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- I have no idea.- Play.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I would snog her. I would snog that girl.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I can say, yeah, I'll snog her.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- I'd snog her.- Now 70% want to snog you and 30% want to marry you.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56What do you think of all that snogging and marrying?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Not the marrying, but the snogging, definitely.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I should have said that I've got a fella!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05What do you think he will think about your new look?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07He actually likes the fake look.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10POD thinks you might be surprised.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Here is your natural beauty data.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Tinted moisturiser is a great way
0:09:14 > 0:09:17to get a healthy glow without covering natural skin tones.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Showing your shoulders
0:09:19 > 0:09:24draws attention to the body, without showing too much flesh.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I never thought anyone would ever change me.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Have I succeeded, then?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32You have. You've succeeded. I'll try my hardest to stay a natural beauty.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Then my work here is done. Goodbye.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48When I saw her walking round the corner, a totally different person,
0:09:48 > 0:09:51she just looked beautiful. She was... She was beautiful.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54You know, it might be a bit quicker for me to go out
0:09:54 > 0:09:58as well, she might not take as long, without the make-up and that.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Nicole!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I love it! It's fantastic!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09It looked like my daughter, but it didn't.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13She just looked so different, it brought tears to my eyes.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- Are you all right?- Yeah.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18She looks so young and beautiful, and not Tango-ed no more.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22You look so pretty now. I've missed my daughter. I have.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- My little girl's back at last. - She looks beautiful.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- She did, didn't she? - She looks gorgeous.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Wow, Nikki looked absolutely stunning!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36What about those cheekbones? Will she keep it up?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37We'll find out later.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41For all you girls out there, I've been trying out top beauty tips
0:10:41 > 0:10:44to see if it's worthwhile you trying them yourself at home.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Now, I know what you're thinking, "Why is the Frost sat in a bath
0:10:51 > 0:10:54"with a glass of wine?" This is purely for experimental purposes.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Imagine the scenario - you're at a party, you are wearing
0:10:57 > 0:11:01a beautiful white dress and some complete idiot
0:11:01 > 0:11:04bangs into you and...
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Oh! What do you do?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Well... Hang on a minute.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15If it's a good party, they'll also have white wine,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18which I have heard is the antidote to red wine.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Here goes. Oh!
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Oh!
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Now, actually, that's worked.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Give it a little scrub...
0:11:31 > 0:11:37and hey presto, the red wine is pretty much on its way out.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Next up are a Geordie pair
0:11:42 > 0:11:45who really are showing POD a whole new world.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- I am POD.- POD, you've proper messed my hair up now!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56POD CLEARS HER THROAT
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Will you stop fidgeting and pull yourselves together?!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Now I have your attention, rate yourselves out of ten.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Ten.- Ten. Actually, no, not ten for me, because I would like to have
0:12:08 > 0:12:13- a boob job. I'm gonna have them looking like bullets.- Like...
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I knew you would do that!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19They look fine how they are. You always keep pushing them up.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20- Stop shouting.- Sorry.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24You two bicker like an old married couple. Where did you meet?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- The gay scene.- Paul, you are gay.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Lisa, you are not.- Uh-huh.- Yes.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Glad that's cleared up. Who are your style icons?- Jodie Marsh.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Lisa, do you love the Marsh?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I don't want her to be my role model
0:12:37 > 0:12:40now she's shaved all her hair off and she's a lesbian.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- So, is there anyone you both admire? - Katie and Peter.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I look exactly like her. I'm lush.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48And you're Peter Andre?
0:12:48 > 0:12:53- Yeah, I'm lovely like him.- Pause. Loading Katie and Peter.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Skin like twin tangerines, obsessed with boobs and constantly arguing.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01POD computes you are an excellent style match for Katie and Peter.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Lisa, do you dare apply more make-up before POD?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'm getting a top-lip sweat.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- She's having a troppy. - A troppy moment.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- A what?!- A tropical moment.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Speaking of tropical, Paul, what is your natural skin colour?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I don't know.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Haven't known since you were about 12.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22What, around the time this was taken?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26That is disgusting! And I used to go on sunbeds then.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29For POD's sake, what's wrong with natural skin?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33I would rather vomit than be white. It's disgusting.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36How do you get ready for an evening out?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37First, he'll do my sun shimmer,
0:13:37 > 0:13:41then I'll wait for it to dry, put my make-up on,
0:13:41 > 0:13:45he'll straighten my hair and then I'll be ready before him.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Paul, is this right?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I wasn't really taking any notice.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Maybe you'll take notice of this.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55As hard as it is to believe, POD thinks that under all your fakery,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58you two are actually quite good-looking.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- We're not at all. - I am, you cheeky...!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04But POD computes your friendship is entirely based
0:14:04 > 0:14:07on your love of fakery. I am worried that if I take it all away,
0:14:07 > 0:14:09you'd have nothing left to talk about.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- But we would have things to talk about.- Like what?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16CLOCK TICKS
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Erm...
0:14:19 > 0:14:21And there we have it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25In order to preserve your entirely dysfunctional friendship,
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I am rejecting you.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Thank you.- That's very nice of you.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Now, go away and think of anything other than fake tan.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Right, we'll have a think. - We'll think about it.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Goodbye.- Bye!- Bye!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- I'm sweating!- Stop it!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Next into POD is a very pretty girl who loves all things pink,
0:14:48 > 0:14:51and wants to look like she's literally made out of plastic!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53IMITATES ENGINE
0:14:54 > 0:14:58I like to be different from everyone else. I like to be like Barbie!
0:14:58 > 0:15:02I'm Louise, I'm 24 and from Liverpool.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07I'm a single mum and I look after my son full-time.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10My outfits are... They have to be sparkly...
0:15:12 > 0:15:14..revealing...
0:15:16 > 0:15:20..and tight. I go to the sunbeds twice a week and I love it when
0:15:20 > 0:15:23they've just been re-tubed, because they're really hot.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- I am totally fried! - SHE LAUGHS
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I am Barbie's number one fan.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Well, I've got blue eyes, a tan like Barbie,
0:15:32 > 0:15:35the long blonde hair like Barbie.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37The blonde hair... Eugh, I don't like it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39You're the mother of Barbie!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41If you don't think pink in this household,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43it's a waste of time coming to see her.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Pink is an amazing colour. You get cerise pink... Everything pink!
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Lovely pink! Vote pink!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Well, just before I go to bed, I like to retouch my make-up.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57That's just in case anything
0:15:57 > 0:16:00happens during the night unexpected... An emergency.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04I shave my eyebrows. this is the way I like them.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08I'd rather give up food than my eyelashes.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11And now, I'm applying...
0:16:11 > 0:16:15the dot. I've been pencilling my spot on now for about four years.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I can see the little white spot where it's been!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I'd like to see her looking more natural,
0:16:21 > 0:16:22even if it was just for one day.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Just so I could see what my Louise used to look like.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27And voila! I'm done!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'm a real party girl. I like to party really hard.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41My pink fringe has gone curly!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I'm ready for the boys now!
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Hello, Louise.- Hello. - Lovely Scouse Barbie.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Pink, bubblicious Louise. How are you today?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- I'm fine, thanks.- So let me hear about this famous beauty spot.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I was going to get it tattooed before I came here!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Your hair, your lashes and your beauty spot,
0:17:09 > 0:17:13if POD says you can only keep one of them, which one would it be?
0:17:13 > 0:17:14It would have to be my lashes.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I'm giving you complete false hope there -
0:17:17 > 0:17:19POD won't let you keep anything!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22So are you excited or nervous about going into POD?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I'm a bit of both, actually.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I'm wondering what she's going to say to me, but I'm ready for her.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30OK, beautiful, I'm gonna wish you good luck in POD,
0:17:30 > 0:17:32not that I think you need it, but good luck.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41# Come on, Barbie Let's go party... #
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I am POD. Who are you?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- I'm Louise.- Give me three words to describe yourself.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Erm...
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Em...
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Em...- Oh, forget it!
0:17:54 > 0:17:58- POD's found a style match for you - it's Barbie.- Thank you.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01No, not that one, Louise. Fake white hair,
0:18:01 > 0:18:06vomit-inducing pink. My style match is drag-queen Barbie.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Oh!- Now, Louise, has a bird done a tiny poop on you?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11It's a beauty spot.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15My files show that beauty spots were once used to cover the scabs
0:18:15 > 0:18:17of syphilis.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- What's that? - It's a sexually-transmitted disease.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- It also made you mad. - I'm already mad.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- But just to confirm, you do not have syphilis?- No, I don't!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Louise, whose hair are you wearing?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Rapunzel. - Prince Charming asked Rapunzel
0:18:35 > 0:18:38to let down her hair, not dye it rancid custard
0:18:38 > 0:18:40and sell it to Louise. Louise,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42why have you come before POD for a makeunder?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Because...
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I would like to get a job and my family would like me to get a job.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53If I get this makeunder done, then I'll probably get a good job.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Doing what?- Hair and beauty,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58because I'm kind of good at stuff like that, so...
0:18:58 > 0:19:01You still don't think you need a makeunder, do you?
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- Erm...not really.- Don't just take my word for it, Barbie,
0:19:06 > 0:19:09let's have the public analysis.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13I asked the public a series of multiple-choice questions. Firstly,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16is her skin like a soft peach,
0:19:16 > 0:19:20a sticky orange or a muddy field? What do you think they said?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- I bet you they've said sticky orange. I'm gonna go for that.- Play.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Sticky orange, I think.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Sticky orange. - Her skin looks like a muddy field.
0:19:28 > 0:19:3130% think you're orange and sticky,
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- 50% think you're mud-coloured. - I'm actually olive-skinned.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36So this is your natural skin colour?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Yeah. - So you haven't been on a sunbed?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Yeah, I've been on a sunbed.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45POD have mercy on your poor, fried skin!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49I asked the public if they would like to snog, marry, or avoid you.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Erm...I think, probably, snog.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Play. - I definitely wouldn't marry her.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00- I'd avoid her cos she seems like a party girl.- I am a party girl!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02She looks like Donatella Versace, actually.
0:20:02 > 0:20:08- Good.- Good?! Louise, do you know who Donatella Versace is?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10No, but it sounds good.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Well, it's not good. Unless, of course, your idea of good
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- is looking like a blonde leather handbag.- No.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Louise, a whopping 80% of the public wanted to avoid you.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26So having had the public analysis, do you agree you need my makeunder?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29OK, I need POD's makeunder.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Here is my verdict.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35POD thinks you are a putrid pink, nylon nightmare, and you will undergo
0:20:35 > 0:20:37my Barbie To Beauty makeunder.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Are you nervous?- I'm a bit scared.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- My eyelashes aren't coming off! - I think you'll find they are.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Here is your makeunder menu.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Choose a new hair colour - warm mahogany, caramel,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52dark ash blonde, golden brown.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Come on, Louise!- Dark ash blonde.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Choose a celebrity style -
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Kate Winslet, Keira Knightley, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rachel Bilson.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Gwyneth Paltrow. - Why have you chosen Gwyneth Paltrow?
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- She's lovely, her.- POD computes that under all that slap, so is Louise.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Well, thank you, POD. - Don't get too soppy, Louise,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16it's time for the deep cleanse.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Please put on your deep-cleanse uniform.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21OK, OK, OK.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23How do you think you look?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Plain.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27POD strongly disagrees.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32I'm a bit scared! You're gonna see my spots and the white one!
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- No way.- Show me those pads, Louise.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Show me the other side, Louise.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Look, the spot's going.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Good.- Gone.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- About POD-ing time!- Oh, shut up!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Now give me those eyelashes.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57No! They're not coming off! I'm being serious.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01POD demands it. I will have nothing detracting from your natural beauty.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03They are not coming off.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Oh, yes, they are!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Run phase three - the makeunder!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Oh, my God! - SHE LAUGHS
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh, my God!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Oh, my God! Look at me!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Do you like it, Louise?- I love it.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I feel like Cheryl Cole.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I can't get over it.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Where's my spot?
0:22:32 > 0:22:37POD computes you don't need a beauty spot when you're already beautiful.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39What's your favourite element?
0:22:39 > 0:22:43The hair. It's not as blonde and looking tacky.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Do you think you could get your dream job now?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I think I could get a job like this as a beautist.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53And as a..."beautist", you'll need to know how I achieved your look.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Lightly-pencilled eyebrows are all that's needed with oval eyes.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- What do you think of your eyes? - I can see them more!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Heavy eyelashes can actually make eyes seem smaller than they are.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- I think you look stunning.- Thank you.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- Especially now I've got those tarantulas off your face.- Shut up!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Shall we see what the public think? Play.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19She's really pretty, and her natural features come out and
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- stand out a lot. I really like that. - I think she looks pretty because
0:23:22 > 0:23:26she's not using no make-up. She's showing off her natural beauty.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I'd probably marry her. I really like her natural beauty.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- Louise?- What?- 90% of the public want to snog you.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- That's good! - The rest want to marry you.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'll do the snogging!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Your call.- Oh, I'm staying like this.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- Can you tell me I was right? - You were right, POD.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Can you tell me you were wrong?
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- I was wrong, POD. - POD loves it when that happens.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Thank you for being made under. Goodbye.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oh, my God! Look at you!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11SHE SQUEALS UNINTELLIGIBLY
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Her hair used to... It was long, it was down here and now it's up here
0:24:27 > 0:24:30and it's brown. Where's your eyelashes gone?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Where's your spot?!- I know!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34And your eyebrows!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37She looks like she's going on that red carpet.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40She looks gorgeous.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I think she looked fabulous, but has she kept it up
0:24:45 > 0:24:50or has she gone back to her pink Barbie ways? Let's find out. Hello!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Hi.- There's no pink here!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I detect a beauty spot, though. It's back.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59The eyelashes are back, the blonde's back, but a very nice outfit -
0:24:59 > 0:25:02is that what you've taken away from the makeunder?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Yeah. Not flashing the legs off,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07and not "wow, in your face" pink any more!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- I feel better like this. - How long did it take
0:25:09 > 0:25:11to get the eyelashes and beauty spot back on?
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- 20 minutes!- When you were in POD, you really loved the makeunder,
0:25:15 > 0:25:18you felt confident and sexy. What happened on the M6 that changed?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I kept looking at myself too much in the mirror and thought,
0:25:21 > 0:25:25"This is not me." It was nice, it was more natural, but I was
0:25:25 > 0:25:28so used to just seeing me like this.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32So, tell me how you feel about the whole makeunder experience.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36It was a good experience, but I like the old me.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Most of you girls out there have that little something they just
0:25:42 > 0:25:46can't live without, but perhaps it's time for some of you to try.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Less make-up and more clothes looks much better.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Don't put lipstick on your teeth. - Make sure you're not hairy.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56That's always good!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Lots of bronzer and glitter.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Glitter always makes you look like you've had a tan.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Accessorise with necklaces and bags,
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- then you can change the same outfit ten times.- Fairy wings!
0:26:06 > 0:26:09If you're wearing a skinny fitting dress, pull your tights up here
0:26:09 > 0:26:13- and it'll suck you in.- Always put lip liner just above your lips
0:26:13 > 0:26:16and it gives you a nice pouting lip.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Exfoliate every day. No matter what they say, do it.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Do you remember Nikki from earlier on? POD transformed her
0:26:25 > 0:26:28into a natural beauty, but has she kept it up?
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Let's meet her and find out.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Hello, Nikki.- Hi.- You're still a beautiful natural beauty.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- I know. - Tell me all about your makeunder.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Since I've had it, I've had a different view on stuff.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Why do you think it took POD to change your ways?- I'm stubborn
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- and I always think I know everything and that I'm right...- You do!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Don't worry, you do. We're fabulous!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I've been seeing myself in a completely different way
0:26:50 > 0:26:52to what people have been seeing me.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55I didn't realise I was so over the top.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59I thought, "Wow, I'm just a step down from a clown."
0:26:59 > 0:27:02I don't wear my extensions as much any more, I don't do
0:27:02 > 0:27:04my eye make-up as thick any more,
0:27:04 > 0:27:07and when I go out, I'll wear dresses now, rather than
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- the short stuff I wore before. - What's the makeunder taught you?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13There's bigger things to life than make-up.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Is this the new Nikki? Are you going back to your old ways?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20POD's the only one that's convinced me in all these years
0:27:20 > 0:27:23to be a natural beauty, and achieved it. I'm gonna stick with it.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Very, very good job, POD.
0:27:25 > 0:27:30Very good work. We have a beautiful natural beauty in Nikki.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Yay!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37POD, I think you've excelled yourself this week.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Why, thank you, Frost. But with me, perfection comes as standard.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Brilliant and modest(!) But I think you need to recharge your batteries.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Do I have to?- You do, indeed.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- If you insist. - Love you lots, though, POD.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- Bye, the Frost.- Bye, POD. POD off.
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