0:00:02 > 0:00:04# When I grow up I wanna be famous
0:00:04 > 0:00:05# I wanna be a star
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Drive nice cars I wanna have boobies... #
0:00:11 > 0:00:13If the thought of going a whole day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16without make-up and false tan fills you with dread,
0:00:16 > 0:00:17well, you're not alone.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Some of Britain's babes are abandoning natural beauty
0:00:20 > 0:00:23and falling head-over-heels for fakery -
0:00:23 > 0:00:24fake hair, fake nails
0:00:24 > 0:00:27and far too much fake tan.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30They don't need a makeover, they need a make-under.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Welcome to the wonderful world of the make-under.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46This is POD, your Personal Overhaul Device.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Hello, POD.- Hello there, Frost. You're looking lovely today.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- Thank you, you're not so bad yourself.- Naturally, Frost, I always look good.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56If only I could say the same for everyone I meet.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Once you've stripped the girls of all their fakery and slap, maybe you'll be able to.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02That is POD's dream
0:01:02 > 0:01:05and you are here to help me make it a reality.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Now, let's get on with it.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Coming up on tonight's show...
0:01:08 > 0:01:09When I let me hair down,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I do let me hair down.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'm Scotland's number one male Barbie.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16My name's Ebony.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19I'm a military cyber-Goth.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Tonight...
0:01:21 > 0:01:24one girl, a six foot rubber soldier and a make-up mad man
0:01:24 > 0:01:27will experience the magic of the make-under.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30So come on, Frost, who have you got for me?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34First up is Vicky, a girl whose eyelashes are as big as a WAG's wardrobe.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Vicky James, 22, out there. Just a good, old Yorkshire lass up for a laugh.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44I'm a full-time mum.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Every Friday I let me hair down.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I do let me hair down.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55I guess it's true when you say "blonde girls have more fun" cos, yes, they certainly do.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57SHE GIGGLES AND SQUEALS
0:01:57 > 0:01:59This is my going-out wardrobe.
0:01:59 > 0:02:05You've got to have a new outfit every Saturday night. Once you've worn it once,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07you don't wear it again.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09This has to be one of my favourites -
0:02:09 > 0:02:11leather skirt,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13top that does everything for your boobs.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Out looking sexy, attracting the right fellers.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17I love it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27She doesn't usually like me to see
0:02:27 > 0:02:30the things that she goes out in.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33It's all about the eyelashes and the lipstick.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Showing a bit of leg and a bit of flesh - we like that.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41What she's wearing is quite...
0:02:41 > 0:02:43embarrassing.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50She's just so mad, I mean, especially with the boys.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I think men can sometimes be intimidated by her confidence.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04I'd love to see Victoria wearing something really classy
0:03:04 > 0:03:07and not having all the make-up that she wears.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I think that she might like it herself.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Hello, Vicky, how are you? - I'm good thanks.- Can I just say,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21possibly the longest and the most fabulous lashes we've ever had in POD?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Yeah, they are quite long and false, obviously.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26You are going to go into POD now and POD,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28she's more than likely gonna strip this away.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30How's that gonna make you feel?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Naked, bare, ugly...
0:03:32 > 0:03:35You are so far from ugly it's ridiculous.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- Thank you but you'll see for yourself.- What's one thing you won't be able to live without?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Everything! Everything!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44So, starting to feel a bit anxious and nervous?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Scared.- Scared?- Scared but up for a challenge, yeah.- Up for a challenge?
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- Do you think POD's ready for you? - I'm ready for the POD but is the POD ready for me?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Right, Vicky with the lovely, luscious lashes, I'm gonna wish you good luck in POD.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Not that I think you need it, beautiful, but good luck.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Yabadabadoo! I'm POD. Who are you?
0:04:09 > 0:04:10I'm Vicky James.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Are you on your way to a fancy-dress party?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15No, POD, it's not a fancy-dress costume.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- This is like my glamorous look. - Can you see that you look like a crazy cavegirl?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Not quite, POD.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Hmm, you are clearly blinded by those ludicrously long lashes.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27No, these are my eyelash extensions, POD.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ah, I see. Shame you can't.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Well, I like my eyelashes. I wouldn't go on a night out
0:04:33 > 0:04:36without the eyelashes and without the red lipstick.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Hmm, have you always worn this much make-up, Vicky?- Erm, well, not always.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Mum and Dad didn't let me wear make-up until I was about 15.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45According to my beauty files,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48you looked very pretty without all that slap.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Oh, my word!- Do you think you looked better then or now?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Now! God, all this time and effort I've put into it, I should hope I look better now.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59POD completely disagrees.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00No way!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Who is your style icon?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Jordan - Katie Price.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05For the love of POD?!
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Why does everyone like this tangerine tinted, bogus boobied Barbie doll?!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11She's gorgeous!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- She's grim! - VICKY GASPS
0:05:13 > 0:05:16POD only understands natural beauty.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Do you think you could be a natural beauty?- Not at all, POD.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Nope!- Why not?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I think as a natural beauty
0:05:24 > 0:05:25there'd be nothing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29There's nothing that's naturally beautiful without make-up.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Do you understand what I'm saying? - No.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- POD thinks that underneath all that slap you are very naturally beautiful.- Thanks.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39But I think, honestly, you're gonna have your hands full.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43It's like an impossible mission sort of thing.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47To POD it is mission most PODable. Why have you come to POD for a make-under?
0:05:47 > 0:05:52Because I am up for a challenge. I'd like to do it.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56I'd like to do it for my mum actually as well. So, Mum and Dad, I'm doing this for you.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58POD thinks they will be very proud.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Are you ready?- No.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Are you scared?- Yes.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I asked the public...
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Marry.- Play.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Avoid her.- I'd avoid her.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Her eyelashes might knock me out.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18She looks completely deranged.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Deranged? Now, that is a nasty word!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- No-one wanted to marry you.- No way!
0:06:23 > 0:06:2765% of the public wanted to avoid you completely.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29We'll have to do something about it POD, won't we?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32We will. Are you ready for my verdict?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Go on, POD, let's have it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Your lashings of lipstick
0:06:34 > 0:06:38and ludicrous lashes have obscured your view of you for too long
0:06:39 > 0:06:41and you need my...
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Hah!- This is your make-under menu.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Right. Bring it on. - Choose an new eye make-up style -
0:06:47 > 0:06:51subtle silver, soft green, smoky brown, soft shimmer.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Smoky brown.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Choose a celebrity style -
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson,
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Holly Willoughby, Rachel Wilson.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Holly Willoughby. - Before I transform you
0:07:03 > 0:07:05into a natural beauty,
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I need you to remove ALL of that slap.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Keep my eyelashes on?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10No! Run phase two.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Please put on your Deep Cleanse uniform.- Oh, my word!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Give me those lashes!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I might scream.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Aah...aah...argh!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Aa-aa-aaargh!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Goodbye my...
0:07:27 > 0:07:28beauty eyelashes.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Now remove your make-up.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Show me the state of that pad.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I feel bare. Euw.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39POD can see you are a real natural beauty.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I can't believe people are gonna see me like this!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44How are you feeling about seeing the new, natural you?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Absolutely terrified.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Are you ready for your make-under?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51CHUCKLES But I'll never be ready so let's do it.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Run phase three...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55the make-under.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Oh, my God!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01SHE SHRIEKS
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Oh...
0:08:02 > 0:08:03My Mum'll love it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05How are you feeling, Vicky?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Shocked.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I've never had hair so flat to me head before!
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- I'm not sure it suits me.- What do you like most about your new look?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17The dress is quite nice. I wouldn't choose it myself but it's quite nice.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20And the shoes - I love these shoes.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23POD has let you keep a little bit of cavegirl.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26They're the best thing about the make-under.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- What do you think of your make-up? - It's nice. It's naturally done
0:08:29 > 0:08:33but I don't think... I'd do it for a night out.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35My lashes have gone.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- I need my lashes. - You don't need anything, Vicky.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39You are very naturally beautiful.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Does POD need glasses?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43POD has perfect vision.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Shall we see what the public think of your new look?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Yes.- Before I asked...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Here we go.- Play.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I would snog her.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56She's got quite a natural look to her.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I'd probably snog her, yes.
0:08:59 > 0:09:0280% of the public now want to snog you
0:09:02 > 0:09:04and the rest want to marry you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Honestly?!- Yes. - I'd like to meet these.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Here is how I achieved your new natural look.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Hair has been softened with a beautiful gold tone
0:09:14 > 0:09:17and brown panels add texture to give a more natural look.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22Using mascara only on the top lashes, opens the eyes without looking overly made-up.
0:09:22 > 0:09:28- Yes, we can see there's no make-up on round there.- How do you feel about natural beauty now?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32If you are beautiful then you don't need to wear make-up, do you?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Not everyone has that wonderful gift - like myself.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38So you really can't see that you are naturally beautiful?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I don't think so, no.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42That makes POD sad.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46I wish I could but...I can't.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48POD can't make you love this look until you love you.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50And, Vicky...
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Yeah?- ..there is a lot to love. - Thank you, POD.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Thank you, Vicky. Goodbye.- Bye!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Oh, if only she realised how gorgeous she really is.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05I'll catch up with her later to see if she's started to believe it.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Vicky's not the only one who'd be lost without her lashes.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Some of you are as obsessed with fakery as POD is with natural beauty.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Fake tan is the way forward.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Sunbeds are a thing of the past.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22It was purple, and then I dyed it three times this week,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25then put highlighter on it and now it's ginger.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Foundation - less is more.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Eye shadow - more is loads better.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30THEY GIGGLE
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Make sure your shoes match your outfit, bag and belt, and that your nails are done.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Use anti-firming cream on your face.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39That's what I would say.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I get my hair cut once a year.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Yeah. Natural, isn't it?
0:10:44 > 0:10:49If you use fake tan... look at the consequences, man!
0:10:49 > 0:10:50ALL: Less is more!
0:10:53 > 0:10:58Next into POD is Ross, Aberdeen's very own Barbie boy.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Now, there's no prizes for guessing his favourite colour.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05MUSIC: "Golden Brown" by the Stranglers
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Orange or darker, is one of the best skin colours you can have.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12# Golden brown... #
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Makes you stand out in the crowd if you're the darkest one there,
0:11:16 > 0:11:18and I intend to be the darkest one there.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I've been living in Aberdeen all my life.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I don't really know any other people in this area that look like me.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I wear more make-up than my mum. Quite a lot of foundation,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37and I apply it really thickly. I cake it on.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40There's no such thing as too much make-up.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I'm going for a Beyonce look with my skin colour.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48This is a foundation for black people. I like my face very dark, so this is what I'm using.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54It can be too much. It looks ridiculous, I think, sometimes.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Well, Ross's look is eccentric and outrageous.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I own lots and lots of fake-gold jewellery.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06I don't think you can ever have enough, cos it looks really special.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09But this is gangsta bling. Lots and lots of bling.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13I got a lot of attention the night I wore this.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18I know I've got the body and the bum to carry them off. Some people don't, but I do.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22MUSIC: "Just Dance" by Lady GaGa
0:12:23 > 0:12:26When I'm out, I get recognised as "that blond boy from college"
0:12:26 > 0:12:29or "that blond boy from that bar".
0:12:31 > 0:12:33It makes me feel, I don't know, famous, maybe.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Just the attention. I just love attention.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I'm Scotland's number one male Barbie
0:12:43 > 0:12:45and I absolutely love it.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Right, hello, Ross. Talk me through your look today.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Today, I'm going for a bit of '80s neon-raver look, with a bit of punk thrown in.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57I'm wearing hot-pink accessories, lots of fake-gold jewellery,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00white hot pants and a pink skull T-shirt with body glitter on it.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- I put body glitter over my clothes. - You spray body glitter on your clothes?- Yeah.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Is your idea of complete hell blending into the crowd?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oh, I hate not being noticed. Yeah, I really do.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15It'd make me feel very uncomfortable to go out dressed normally, with no jewellery or tan on.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I wouldn't like it at all.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- What do you think POD's gonna pick on you for?- I think it'll be my make-up, the tan, the hair,
0:13:22 > 0:13:26the jewellery, the colours... The lack of clothing!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Everything, really, probably. Yeah.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34- Are you nervous, excited? How do you think POD's gonna react to you? - Excited. I can't wait,
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- but I'm slightly nervous, as well. - I'll wish you good luck now.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42I don't know what's going to happen in POD. Can't wait to see!
0:13:47 > 0:13:48I am POD.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Who are you?- I'm Ross.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52No, you are orange.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I love being orange.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- As orange as I can possibly be.- Why?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Cos it's the best skin colour ever.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03POD has never met such a fake tan fanatic. Do you think about anything else?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07I do think about fake tan quite a lot. I dream about it sometimes.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Those are good dreams. - That is POD's worst nightmare.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- What's wrong with being pale and interesting?- Pale's not interesting!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- It's nasty!- Please hold your hands up to your face.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- POD computes that is nasty.- That's the thing with fake tan, isn't it?
0:14:23 > 0:14:28- Your hands always end up darker than the rest of your body. But I don't care.- Evidently.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Did you go back to the '80s to get that haircut?- No!
0:14:32 > 0:14:37- POD has found a style match.- I love Mr T's bling AND his hairstyle.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- I pity the fool that copies Mr T. - AS MR T: Shut your mouth, fool!
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- What do you think of natural beauty? - Hmm. Natural beauty... - That says it all.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48When was the last time you went out without the tan?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I never, ever go out the house without fake tan.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Ah! But my files tell me you have in the past.- Ew!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I don't like that picture.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- You look very natural. - Oof! Not good, though.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- I'm not beautiful. - POD completely disagrees.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Who is your style icon, Ross?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- I'd probably have to say Jodie Marsh. - You do surprise me(!)
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Miss Marsh is my ultimate enemy. - I think she's wonderful.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Of course you do! She's as orange and fake as you.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Yes. And sexy. - That is a matter of opinion.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21HE GIGGLES
0:15:21 > 0:15:26- Why have you come to POD for a make-under?- People just think of me as a drunken, wild party animal
0:15:26 > 0:15:33- who's addicted to fake tan. There's more to me than that.- Really? What? - A decent personality, a good friend.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35It sounds like you need an image change.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Yes, it does, doesn't it?- Yes! Are you ready to find out what the public think of your look?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- As I'll ever be, POD.- Run phase 1 - public analysis.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46I asked the public, would a night out with him be
0:15:46 > 0:15:49the night of your life, a night to forget, a nightmare?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Definitely the night of your life. Look at me!- OK.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Definitely a nightmare. Probably the worst ever.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58He's not the kind of guy I'd go out with.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I don't know if we'd have much in common.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04It'd be a nightmare because he looks like a drama queen.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I'm not!
0:16:07 > 0:16:12- No-one thought a night out with you would be the night of their life. - Are you serious?!- Yes.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Most people thought it would be a night to forget.- That's not true.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19I also asked, would you want to snog, marry or avoid him?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- I'd pick snog.- Play.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I'd avoid him because... extremely poor...bad dress sense.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I'd avoid him. He's very orange.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Definitely avoid...as far as I could get away, possibly.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oh, OK.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- 75% wanted to avoid you completely. - 75?!- Yes.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- I really didn't think it'd be that much.- How are you feeling about the public's comments?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Shocked. I'm genuinely shocked.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49- I think I look like a really fun person to have a great night out with.- Are you ready for my verdict?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Yep. Ready as I'll ever be.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55You are a fake fanatic, orange-obsessed Oompa-Loompa
0:16:55 > 0:16:59who needs my "tacky-tan man to beautiful man" make-under.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Good enough for me.- Here is your make-under menu.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07- OK.- Choose a new hair colour - honey blond, dark chocolate, vibrant copper, ash brown?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11I'll go for the dark chocolate. Yum-yum. That sounds good.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Choose a celebrity style - Justin Timberlake, David Beckham,
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Zac Efron, Jake Gyllenhaal?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Zac Efron.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Before I can process your style choices,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I need to scrub you clean and strip you of all your fakery.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29You mean my face?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- I mean everywhere, Ross.- Ohhh, OK.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Run phase 2 - deep cleanse.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Where do I start? - With Mr T's tacky necklaces.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Remove them, please.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42CHAINS JANGLE
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- We haven't got all day, Ross. - Almost done.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50What now?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Please put on the deep cleanse uniform.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Oh, dear.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58It is now time to peel back the orange and reveal your real face.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Yeah, let's go.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Get wiping, Ross.
0:18:02 > 0:18:08In all POD's days of fighting fakery, I have never seen so much slap come off a human's face.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10HE GIGGLES
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Show me that wipe.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16POD is practically speechless.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Quite a difference, isn't it?- Yes.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23- But I can already see you have been hiding a lovely face.- Thanks, POD.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28That will do, Ross. POD will take care of those piercings and your ridiculous hands.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Now, are you ready to meet the new you?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Yes. I'm excited, POD.- So am I.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Run phase 3 - the make-under.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43HE GASPS
0:18:43 > 0:18:44What a shock!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Well...?- I don't know what to say.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48That is unusual.
0:18:48 > 0:18:54I really like it. I thought I'd look like Dad, without the fake tan, but I'm impressed with my skin tone.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57POD thinks you look very handsome without all that orange tan.
0:18:57 > 0:19:04- Thank you, POD. I suppose I look quite hot like this.- POD can see that you have very beautiful eyes.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09I've never looked at my eyes before. Usually, I've got so much make-up that I don't notice them.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- So can you see that you are a natural beauty?- Yes. Yes, I can.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- I'm actually surprised at how good I look.- Shall we see if the public think you look good, too?- Yes.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Before, I asked, would you want to snog, marry or avoid this boy?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Let's see what they do now. Play.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I'd snog him. He looks like Leon from X Factor. I think he's hot, so...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31He looks quite sweet and friendly and approachable, really.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I'd snog him. He's quite attractive.
0:19:34 > 0:19:39- Now, a massive 70% of the people we asked wanted to snog you.- 70?!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Yes.- Wow. My opinion has definitely swayed towards this look now if they think that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:49- Want to know how I achieved this natural look?- How did you achieve this look?- Watch and learn.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53If you have green or blue eyes, wearing similar shades makes them appear brighter.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Dark skin, pale skin and blue eyes give a standout look without the need for fake tan.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01That's WITHOUT fake tan, Ross.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm surprised that my natural skin tone
0:20:03 > 0:20:06and just a bit of colour in my clothes brings out my eyes so much.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09How do you think your dad will feel about your new look?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Very pleased, probably.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- So, Ross, will you be keeping it? - I'll definitely give it a fair trial.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Has POD changed your opinion of natural beauty?- Definitely.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I've changed my opinion on how I look, yes.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23POD computes this make-under has been a complete success.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Thank you, POD.- Goodbye.- Goodbye.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Hey, ya!- Oh, hi there, Ross. Wow.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Wow! Wow!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Do you like it? - Yeah, it's a lot better.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Better? An improvement?- Human again.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- ROSS LAUGHS - It's great. Wow. I'm impressed.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Had you forgotten what you looked like?- Yeah, I had!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- It's nice to have my son back. - Thanks, Dad.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48We should maybe, um...
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- We should maybe just go for a beer now.- Let's go for a pint.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Come on, then.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I think he looked like a film star,
0:20:59 > 0:21:02but will he really give up his tangerine-tinted ways?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03We'll be finding out later on.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Now, because I love you all at home so much,
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I've been on a beauty fact-finding mission. Watch and learn.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Hiya!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17SONG: "My Heart Will Go On" SHE SNIFFS
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Now, I like a good weepie as much as everybody,
0:21:21 > 0:21:23but this is purely research.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28I'm making my eyes puffy from crying, cos it's a sad film.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32But because, apparently,
0:21:32 > 0:21:36if I get teabags, cold teabags,
0:21:36 > 0:21:38and a spoon straight from the fridge,
0:21:38 > 0:21:40it'll de-puff my eyes.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43So I'm gonna give it a go.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Well, I must say, my eyes feel much better.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Let's see which one's less puffy.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Right...
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Well, I think, the spoon actually felt nicer,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00and it did the best job.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04So, after a sad film, or a bad boyfriend or girlfriend,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07get your spoons in the fridge and chill out.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12So we met Vicky earlier in the show
0:22:12 > 0:22:15and we're going to see if she liked her make-under with POD.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I've got a sneaky suspicion that she wasn't a fan.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20But we'll see if she kept to it anyway.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Hello, Vicky! Come in, give me love. - Hiya!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25How are you, sweetheart?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Blonde again! Sit down.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31How did you feel when you had the make-under?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34The make-up was stripped off, the hair was darker,
0:22:34 > 0:22:36did you just not feel like yourself at all?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39No, cos I'm used to, wearing the full heavy make-up just to go shopping,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42so to have it, like, all toned down, like especially my hair,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45It's kind of like your security, isn't it?
0:22:45 > 0:22:46- The hair and the make-up...- Yeah.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50I don't like nothing about my body, apart from like...the hair,
0:22:50 > 0:22:53and the hair went, I was like, "Oh, there's nowt left of me!"
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I think it was really brave to have done the make-under
0:22:56 > 0:22:59knowing how set in your ways you are that you look this way,
0:22:59 > 0:23:02but I think...I like the bit of dark underneath now...
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I haven't gone as dark, cos it were like black before
0:23:05 > 0:23:08and now I've gone to a natural brown, so something natural...
0:23:08 > 0:23:09SHE LAUGHS ..has come out of it!
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Would you recommend having a make-under to anybody else?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15If they're not happy with theirselves, yeah,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18but if they are happy, then no! Don't do it!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Well, thank you so much for letting us give you a make-under.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I think you're one of the bravest girls we've had.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27You've been a great sport and I'm glad that you're back
0:23:27 > 0:23:30to how you feel best because you are a lovely girl.
0:23:30 > 0:23:35- Oh, thank you.- You should be very happy with yourself cos you're beautiful inside and out!
0:23:36 > 0:23:41Now, I think even the mighty POD might be a bit scared of the next visitor.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I am POD. Are you a dominatrix bus conductor?
0:23:52 > 0:23:53- No.- Are you Biggles?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55No, I'm not Biggles, no.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Then what are you? - A military cyber-Goth.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- Have you ever been to war? - Only against people who don't like the way I look.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Hmm, please describe your look to POD.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Always got to have a pair of goggles if you're a cyber-Goth.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11It finishes the look off. Iron cross-esque jewellery
0:24:11 > 0:24:15and of course my collar and the white parts of my make-up are UV reactive.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Why?- Because we like to stand out.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23So I see. But POD only understands natural beauty.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26OK, well, I might have a problem with that then because
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I'm not a massive fan of natural beauty, myself.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Well, POD is not a fan of military cyber-Goths.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Well, I am one, so I'll defend it to the death.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38POD computes that you are a little bit scary.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I personally think that scary is sexy.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44People are scared of me usually. I mean I intimidate other Goths.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I can't imagine why! Do you ever smile?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49I'm not one for smiling, but that's not a Goth thing,
0:24:49 > 0:24:51it's because it makes me look like a chipmunk.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54POD is sure that isn't true. Give me a grin.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Hmm, it's not the biggest smile, but it is very sweet.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Ah, thank you.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Once you talk to me you find out that I'm about as scary as a kitten.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Hmm, next you'll be telling me you love hearts and flowers and cheesy ballads!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Yeah, I like Daniel Bedingfield.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10SHE LAUGHS
0:25:10 > 0:25:12"I don't want to run away
0:25:12 > 0:25:17"but I can't take it, I don't understand."
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I thought YOU were a Goth!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21You're not on ceremony all the time.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25You don't have to do everything that's classed as Goth all the time.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Are you sure there's not a natural beauty under all that Gothery?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- Um...no. No, definitely not. - Will you let POD find out?
0:25:32 > 0:25:36No! I don't take kindly to being randomly touched by people.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38But POD is a computer and I promise to be gentle.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42I'm not a, "trying to be a special snowflake."
0:25:42 > 0:25:46But I know that you couldn't do
0:25:46 > 0:25:50anything to make me look better in a different style.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53POD completely disagrees but really doesn't want to get into a fight
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- with a scary cyber-Goth who loves Daniel Bedingfield.- Charming!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Therefore POD will be a sister of mercy and
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- will not make you under today. Goodbye.- Bye.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11Do you remember the lovely but outrageous Ross from earlier on in the show?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15I loved his make-under, but did he? Let's meet him and find out.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Come in, sweetie, how are you? - Hiya.- Sit down.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Right, Ross Sutherland.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- The make-up's come back.- It has.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29For me, personally, this is... sort of minimal make up.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- This is not minimal make-up, Ross. - No, it's not.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34You don't need it, you're so gorgeous, so handsome!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38I like being dark and I did... I went out on the town, clubbing
0:26:38 > 0:26:41with my pale skin, just a bit of eyeliner and whatever.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45But I didn't feel like I was getting looked at as much, if I'm honest.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Where's your natural skin colour today, have we got any?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50We can just show a little bit there.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51THEY LAUGH
0:26:51 > 0:26:55You're like you work on a building site and you've got a t-shirt sun-tan!
0:26:55 > 0:26:58That would be my natural skin colour all over without it, so...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- And that's no good for Ross? - Not really.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03When your dad saw your make-under, he was really happy.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05He was really chuffed, he was very happy about it.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Does he like this new Ross now, the new look?
0:27:07 > 0:27:11He likes it when I'm... I'm dressing much more conventional now.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15I've taken advice about the clothes, I'm wearing colours that go with my eyes.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18POD said blue so I've decided to paint my nails blue!
0:27:18 > 0:27:19SHE LAUGHS
0:27:19 > 0:27:22I think, not a massive success
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- cos you've still got some make-up on.- Yeah, I do.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27But, the clothes, the hair, loving it.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- So, well done POD for that. - Well done, POD.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- And me and you will have a chat later and we'll work on this make-up.- Right, OK then!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Well, POD, it seems you can't win them all.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Not when people can't see their natural beauty staring them in the face.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47I know, if only they could see how gorgeous they look under all that slap.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49This will not stop POD.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52It only makes me more determined in the fight against fakery.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54In that case, you need your rest.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Goodbye, The Frost.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Lots of love, POD. Now, POD off!
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