0:00:01 > 0:00:04- # ..Of every fashion magazine... # - Move it!
0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I'm going to feel that feeling Going to lose control tonight! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:16If you're obsessed with make-up, in love with false lashes
0:00:16 > 0:00:18and about as natural as a can of fake tan,
0:00:18 > 0:00:20then beware, because here on Snog, Marry, Avoid
0:00:20 > 0:00:25we have our own little obsession with natural beauty and quite frankly, we're coming to get you,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29so ditch the slap, hide the glitter because, my friends, their days are numbered.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Welcome to the naturally beautiful world of the make-under.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Hello, POD, long time, no see. I must say, it's good to be back!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hello, the Frost. Oh, how I've missed your lovely face!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52And I've missed your gorgeous purple lens, POD.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Now, are you ready to go back to work?- Ready?! I can't PODing wait
0:00:56 > 0:00:58to get my lens on the slap addicts.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03Yes, it's certainly exciting and even more so because, this time, we've gone global.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05My natural beauty mission knows no boundaries
0:01:05 > 0:01:10and I managed to seek out quite a few make-up mad madams, topping up their filthy tans on their holidays.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Yes, and we'll be meeting them soon but, before you do,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17we've got some work to do right here on some babes in Blighty.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Let me at them, Frost!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Certainly, POD. Also, keep your eyes open for some famous faces.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26They're going to tell us whether they'd snog, marry or avoid our girls!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27I like the sound of that!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Coming up on tonight's show:
0:01:29 > 0:01:31POD has a run-in with the Mafia...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Gold, gold, gold, it's just gold isn't it?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36..turns hard as nails with a busty blonde...
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I'd rather break a leg than a nail!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40..and gets a lesson from a teacher!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43My style is short skirts and big shoes.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- So come on, Frost, let me at them! - All right, calm down.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52You're going to need to be on top form for this one, POD. Brace yourself, it's Chloe Mafia. Aye!
0:01:52 > 0:01:58Easy, my name's Chloe Mafia, I'm from Wakefield in West Yorkshire and I'm a full-time yummy mummy.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# You're a superstar That is what you are... #
0:02:02 > 0:02:06I live with my baby's dad and my daughter, Destiny.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09We're like famous in Wakefield
0:02:09 > 0:02:13for just being bling-bling sort of thing, wearing the nice matching outfits.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16It's all about Burberry. What else can I say? My mission
0:02:16 > 0:02:20is just to be glamorous, glamorous, glamorous!
0:02:21 > 0:02:26I get through so much fake tan it's unbelievable - loads and loads and loads of fake tan.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Every couple of days, I have to do her tan for her.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31She's hard to cope with.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I hope nobody in work is watching this!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38I love make-up because it just makes you look perfect.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I'm going for like a browny-caramelly, goldy sort of colour,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43any colour except white.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46So loads of that. Loads. As much as you can put on.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49A bit more mascara. Can't get enough mascara.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Loads of lip gloss. Juicy!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Time for outfits now, best part!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57MUSIC: "Get Low" by T-pain featuring Flo-Rida
0:02:57 > 0:03:02Sparkly, show-stopping, glamorous. Every day is a fashion show.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07All l can say about this outfit is gold, gold, gold.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09It's just gold, isn't it?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Right, I've got my boyfriend there - "Ian Forever".
0:03:11 > 0:03:13"Destiny", that's my daughter's name.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17I've got "Nasty" there and then I've got "Bad Girl" on my back there as well.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Let's get the party started!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24# Low low low low low low low... #
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I think POD has got her work cut out but I think POD will do the job.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30So if you're listening, POD, I hope you do it!
0:03:31 > 0:03:36POD, you don't know what you're dealing with. You've got a fight on your hands
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- because you ain't ever going to change me! Chloe Mafia.- You know!
0:03:42 > 0:03:47- Hello, Chloe Mafia.- Hello!- Now Mafia is not your real surname, so where did that come from?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Do you know what it is, I don't really know, you know, it just came to me but I really like it now.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54What do you think POD's going to try and take off you?
0:03:54 > 0:04:01Extensions, eye lashes, tan, all my make-up - my worst nightmare, really - everything.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05I think you'll look gorgeous but I think you'll be shocked when you see yourself, aren't you?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Shocked at how bad I look, yeah!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Once you get a whole new look, top to toe, you're going to surprise yourself.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14You'll be like that... "I'm gorgeous! Look at me!"
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Right, Chloe Mafia, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21You're going to look naturally gorgeous!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device, who are you?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32I'm Chloe Mafia.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Are you a crime lord?- No, no, no. No, man.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39But you have been robbed of style and sophistication.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I do look sophisticated. What are you talking about?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45A tea towel and a tutu are hardly the height of sophistication.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50- I've got a bit of chav at heart. - So is that why you look like you're caked in mud?- Yeah, got it one!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- And I've made an effort.- What do you think of natural beauty?
0:04:53 > 0:04:59It don't exist. Only in my daughter. She's gorgeous, she's a little princess, she's called Destiny.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- POD would like to meet Destiny.- OK.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Hello, Destiny.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- I don't think she likes you! - Why not?- Cos you're not being nice to her mummy!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Her mummy was right, she is very beautiful.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I know. I told you she was a natural beauty, didn't I?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Perhaps you should take some tips from Destiny, not the other way round.- Yes.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Yeah? Is that right?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Looks like Destiny agrees with POD. - Yeah, she's trying to impress you.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26POD is very impressed with Destiny, just NOT her mother.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Goodbye, Destiny.- Go bye-bye.
0:05:30 > 0:05:36- Bye, bye.- Can you remember the last time YOU looked as naturally beautiful as Destiny?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- No, not at all!- Let me remind you.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- I look like a Muppet!- You look lovely, like your guinea pig.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47He was called Nibbles. He died of frostbite.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- And you will too, if you don't put some clothes on!- Ha ha ha!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Why have you come to POD for a make-under?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I don't want to look like a scrubber and be known as a scrubber.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I want to look like nice and be known as being nice.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02POD can help you do that but first I need to run
0:06:02 > 0:06:04the public analysis part of my programme.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Ooh, go on, then.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06I asked the public:
0:06:09 > 0:06:10I'd go with snog.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Play.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I'd avoid Chloe. She's got way too much make-up.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I would definitely avoid that girl.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Yeah, I'd avoid her
0:06:17 > 0:06:19because she's caked in make-up!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Maybe I want to avoid them, too! They sound like Muppets to me!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I also asked Karl Kennedy from Neighbours. You like him?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- I've a feeling I won't after this!- Play.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29You know something, I'd probably
0:06:29 > 0:06:34come close to snogging you, darling, but I'd be worried about getting bashed to death
0:06:34 > 0:06:36with those eyelashes! No, no, no!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I don't think so, bruv!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40He's a joker, man, the guy's a joker!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42The majority of people we asked
0:06:42 > 0:06:43agreed with Dr Karl Kennedy
0:06:43 > 0:06:46and wanted to avoid you completely.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Ugh!- What emotion are you registering, Chloe?- Battered up, man!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53POD is here to help. Are you ready for my verdict?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Go on. Now or never, go on.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Chloe Mafia, you are a fake, tacky alley cat
0:06:58 > 0:06:59and you need my:
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, nice one!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Here is your make-under menu.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Choose a new hairstyle...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09sleek, sweeping chop, pixie crop,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11long and wavy, funky up-do.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12I'll go with...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14funky up-do.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Choose a new
0:07:15 > 0:07:16celebrity style...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Vanessa Hudgens, Holly Willoughby,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Rachel Bilson, Nicole Ritchie.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Ooh, Nichole Ritchie.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Thank you, Chloe Mafia. It is now time
0:07:24 > 0:07:27to scrub you clean and prepare you for natural beauty.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Aah, I didn't want to do this bit!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Tough! Run phase 2, deep cleanse.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38- Please put on your deep-cleanse uniform.- Oh, god!- Now, get wiping.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I can't believe you're doing this to me, POD.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I can't believe how much make-up is on that wipe!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- There goes all my street cred! Boom, gone!- And there goes all that slap -
0:07:47 > 0:07:53- boom, gone!- You shouldn't do that to me, man!- You shouldn't do that to yourself, woman!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Are you ready to meet the new you?
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Try it!- I will. Run phase three, the make-under.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Whoa, I don't even look like me!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- You like a beautiful you. - I'm honestly gob-smacked!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- I can't even speak, hardly.- POD is gob-smacked by your gorgeous face.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18It does look nice, like right smooth and that, and right flawless.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Correct. You are...
0:08:19 > 0:08:22# Flawless, absolutely flawless. #
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Talking of flawless, shall we see what Destiny thinks?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Will she recognise me, that's the thing?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Let's find out.- Aw!
0:08:30 > 0:08:35POD couldn't resist giving Destiny a bit of a babe-under!
0:08:35 > 0:08:40- She looks cute, doesn't she?- Yes. Do you think Destiny approves of your new look?- Do you like mummy's look?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Yeah.- I think that's a yes. Shall we see if the public agree?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Yeah.- Previously,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48the majority of people we asked wanted to avoid you.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Let's see what they would do now. Play.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I would snog, I would snog her, yeah.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I would snog her because she's got a nice smile.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I think I'd marry her.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00A massive 70% of the people we asked
0:09:00 > 0:09:01wanted to marry you...
0:09:01 > 0:09:03and everyone else wanted to snog you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Here's how I achieved your new stunning look.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Naturally olive skin does not need heavy foundation.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13A tinted moisturiser is all you need to bring out brown skin tones.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Dress up a playsuit with statement shoes
0:09:16 > 0:09:18to create a classy, not chavvy, look.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21It does look classy. Yeah, it does look classy.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23So will you be keeping your new natural look?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Yeah, I'll give it a try. I'll give it a try. You might have rescued me!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Another success for POD!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Goodbye, Chloe Mafia.- In a bit.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35# She's like a star
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# A star a star... #
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Whoa!- What do you think?- No joke, I'd say you look proper nice!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Do I?- Yeah!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46'Now I would say that she looks classy.'
0:09:46 > 0:09:49She always wanted to be a model and now people can see out there,
0:09:49 > 0:09:52yeah, that she's got on her way because she looks really different.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- You look really nice though, man. - Serious?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You look classy, I swear.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Natural man, yeah.- Is natural better? - Yeah, course it is, man, you know it is!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06I'm really proud. Thanks, POD, you've done a good job. I hope she sticks to it now!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16I agree with Chloe's boyfriend, she did look like a model, but will she keep it up?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18We'll find out later.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Now Chloe's top tip is to get your fellow to apply your false tan
0:10:22 > 0:10:26and weirdly enough, that's quite a sensible idea, compared to this lot!
0:10:28 > 0:10:33If you ever cut your nail, and it's a little bit jagged and it catches onto your clothes
0:10:33 > 0:10:38or whatever, then you walk up to the nearest wall, nearest brick wall and you rub it against the wall,
0:10:38 > 0:10:42like that, and it shaves your nail down and you have a smooth nail again.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46If you're doing your eyeliner on the bus, wait for a red light otherwise it will go all over your face.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Don't let your friends do your make-up. Only you know how to make you look beautiful!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Next up is the much-manicured Kate.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Now watch it, POD, don't upset her or she might scratch your lens out!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Hi, I'm Kate, a model from Surrey.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07I'm 19 and I live with my mum and my nails are my life! I love them!
0:11:09 > 0:11:13I would rather break my leg than break a nail.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16My nails are the longest you can get. I'm single.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20I spend more time on my nails than I do on a bloke.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Lovely, lovely! There are many uses for long nails.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29I can actually get toast out of a toaster without using a knife!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31I can do tea bags, too!
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Who needs a spoon?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36And letters!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39# Ta-da! #
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Time for fake tan!
0:11:46 > 0:11:50If someone calls me orange, I take it as a big compliment. Thank you!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Now, make-up time.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56One things nails can't do is open little things!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Can normal people do this?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I actually can't!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02As much eyeshadow as possible.
0:12:02 > 0:12:08Glitter, glitter, glitter! Now my lips. I love having long hair.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10We love a bit of back-combing!
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Back-combing, baby!
0:12:11 > 0:12:16People shout out to me, "Do you know your bum's showing?"
0:12:16 > 0:12:18And I shout, "Hell, yeah, mwah!"
0:12:18 > 0:12:22This outfit is one of my favourites because it shows off my boobies!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25To describe Kate in three words I would say,
0:12:25 > 0:12:27"Fake, outrageous and long!"
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- LAUGHTER > - Yeah, you hear that?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I'm going to go out tonight and find me one of those hot men!
0:12:33 > 0:12:38# Yeah, the bad boys are always catching my eye... #
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I attract the naughty men.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Any attention is better than no attention.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50This is why we wear hair extensions!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56POD has no chance of taking my make-up.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59As long as I'm getting looks like that, it's going nowhere!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Hello, Kate.- Hi!- How are you today?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- Good.- You're brightening up this very dull grey day with your fabulous pinkness.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10How long is this hair?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- 30 inches.- So your look is all about extremes -
0:13:14 > 0:13:20- extremely long hair, EXTREMELY long nails! I mean how do you even do your make-up?- I've got used to them
0:13:20 > 0:13:22but now I just think they're short!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24You think they're short?!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'm just so used to them now.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29So what sort of reactions do you get when you walk into a club?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32A lot of heads turning, good or bad I'm not sure.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34As long as these are out, I'm happy!
0:13:34 > 0:13:39- How are you feeling about going into POD?- Nervous, and excited.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I'm scared about what she's going to take away!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Right, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD and I'll see you on the other side.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I am POD. Who are you?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Hi, I'm Kate.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Kate?- Yes, POD.- Are you experiencing an embarrassing
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- wardrobe-malfunction? - Why do you say that, POD?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Because your dress appears to have been ripped down the middle!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12My dress is lovely, and I love to show off everything I've got.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- And my goodness, isn't there a lot... - Yeah!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17..of fakery?!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19There's nothing wrong with a bit of fakeness.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23So that explains the awful eyelashes, muddy skin and the appalling extensions?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I don't agree, POD.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30- Excuse me, Kate, what in POD's name have you got on the end of your fingers?- My nails!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33They're not nails, they're witches' claws!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- No, they're not!- How do you function in life with those tacky talons?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I've adapted well.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Then you should have no problem with this. Please peel the banana, Kate.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46You appear to be having some trouble there.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- I can't do it, POD.- You don't say?!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Have you always been this fake, Kate? - Yes, definitely!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Then who is this lovely natural girl?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Oh, my god,
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- it's horrible! - No, it's natural and very sweet.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I'm still a sweet, innocent girl!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Well, that's not the image you are projecting!- No!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Why have you come to POD for a make-under?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15To see if I can find Mr Right.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20I think by my look I'm attracting the wrong guys, the naughty guys.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- What sort of man would you like to attract?- A nice one!- Well, I'll see what I can do.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Run phase one,
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- public analysis.- Yeah! - I asked the public:
0:15:33 > 0:15:34What do you think they said?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Snog?- Play.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I'd avoid her. She seems a bit of a gold-digger.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I would snog this lady
0:15:42 > 0:15:44but she is a bit too dressy, a bit too easy.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Avoid her. She looks like trouble.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Did you ask any real men?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Yes, I did. I also asked
0:15:50 > 0:15:54TV's very manly Jeremy Edwards what he would do. Play.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I would avoid this girl. I think those nails,
0:15:56 > 0:16:03or talons, are really, really quite scary and not to mention all her other assets.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04I think he'd snog me
0:16:04 > 0:16:06if I was stood in front of him.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Whatever you say, Kate. The majority of the public agreed with Jeremy
0:16:09 > 0:16:13and wanted to avoid you. I also asked:
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Digging up turnips? - Yes. What do you think they said?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- They said "turn on".- Play.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Her nails are good for digging up turnips.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27They're very scary!
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Her nails are minging.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30They're good for digging up turnips.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Good for digging up turnips.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35And who has claws like that, except cats?!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- No-one thought your nails were a turn-on.- No-one?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41No. 90% of the people we asked
0:16:41 > 0:16:42said your nails were only good
0:16:42 > 0:16:44for digging up turnips.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Would you like a career as a turnip-picker?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49No, POD!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Are you ready for my verdict?- Yes.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56You are a tacky-talon, scary-hairy, fake lady and you need my -
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Yeah, maybe.
0:17:01 > 0:17:07- Before we go any further, POD needs you to remove your ridiculous nails. - Uh-oh.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10POD will not be refused. Hold up your hands.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I think we need something a bit bigger than this!
0:17:15 > 0:17:16OK. Here you go.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- You want me to cut my nails?! - Correct!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22No!
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Just do it, Kate!- They're too strong! - They're too long!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- But they really don't want to come off, POD! - Oh, but they really will!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Those witches' claws are no match for POD.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'll get them, my pretty!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37POD CACKLES
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I bet you will, POD!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Correct! Run the make-under.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50SHE SQUEALS
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, my God!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Oh, blimey!- So, do you like it?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00It's amazing. It doesn't look like me!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02It looks like the naturally beautiful you.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Oh, thank you, POD!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06And, Kate, what's happened to your nails?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08They've gone, POD!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10POD has a little present for you.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15- Hold out your hands. - Oh, lots of bananas!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- You can tuck into those, later. - Thanks, POD.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22What sort of men do you think you'll attract with this new natural look?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Nice boys.- Do you want to find out? - Yes, definitely.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Previously the majority of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- They did, POD!- Let's see what they would do now. Play.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37She looks a respectable, well-dressed, quite stylish girl;
0:18:37 > 0:18:39marryable.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Snog her, because she's very cute looking.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46I will snog her because she's really pretty.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Now, a massive 60% want to snog you and everyone else wants to marry you.
0:18:51 > 0:18:57Ah, that's much better! Maybe I'll meet Mr Right.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Maybe you will because now you are a gorgeous natural beauty.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Yes, I am!- Correct.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Here is your natural beauty data.
0:19:05 > 0:19:11Taking your hair shorter creates more volume and soft waves add to the body and bounce of the hair.
0:19:11 > 0:19:17Flatter an hourglass figure by wearing a dress with cap sleeves, a nipped-in waist and a full skirt.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- The dress is lovely. - So, are you a natural beauty convert?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I think so.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26No more stupid eyelashes, stupid hair and stupid nails?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I might be able to live without them!
0:19:28 > 0:19:33Blimey! Does that mean POD has succeeded in this make-under?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- POD, you have succeeded in this make-under. - Natural beauty has been restored.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Thank you, POD.- Goodbye.- Bye!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Hi, Mum.- Look at it!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54KATE GIGGLES
0:19:54 > 0:19:58You look different! Let's have a twirl.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Oh, yes, very nice. You look beautiful.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- She looked really grown up and sophisticated.- My nails.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11We haven't seen those for years! Yeah, you look lovely, Kate. Really nice.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Wow, Kate looked great and so much better without those talons,
0:20:20 > 0:20:24but will she say goodbye to them for good? We'll find out later.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Now, when it comes to beauty, us girls have got to stick together
0:20:28 > 0:20:32so I took a hit for the team and tested this tip out, just for you.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Lovely, shiny new shoes means very slippy soles
0:20:42 > 0:20:45and nobody wants to make an entrance by falling over on the dance floor.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Now, there's one way around this and it involves a cheese grater.
0:20:50 > 0:20:56Now, we grate the soles of our shoes and it makes them all rough, so no embarrassing falls.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Just do the other one.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Much less slippy. I'm ready for a party!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Do you remember the gorgeous Chloe Mafia from earlier?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19She was insisting she was never going to change her ways,
0:21:19 > 0:21:24but POD turned her into a gorgeous, natural beauty. But has she kept it up, or has she gone back gangster?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Let's find out.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Chloe Mafia.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Hello, are you all right?- I'm fine.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33What happened to the make-under?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36It just went straight away, straight away, man.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Did you honestly look at yourself in the mirror and not see how gorgeous you looked?
0:21:40 > 0:21:44No, man. I didn't look nice, man.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I don't know, it wasn't my style, man, it wasn't my style.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- So you just didn't feel like yourself, didn't feel confident? - No, I just felt like,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53"Who the hell's that?" It wasn't me!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55What did Destiny think of her babe-under?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59She felt it was all right. I thought it was all right. I liked the dress but not the leggings
0:21:59 > 0:22:03but she still wears the dress at home, but she still has her hair up.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08When you were in POD you seemed to really like the make-under, so, I mean, you've gone straight back.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Is there anything that you thought, "Yeah, I might keep?"
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Do you know what it is? I liked how I first looked like clear, like, but...
0:22:15 > 0:22:17just if I had more make-up on, but still looked clear.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I'm fighting a losing battle here, aren't I?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22This is it, this is me, so just get used to it.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Well, in that case, I'm just going to have to admit defeat on this one.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Chloe Mafia,
0:22:27 > 0:22:31you're staying the way you are. POD??
0:22:35 > 0:22:40Next into POD was primary-school teacher Debbie, who certainly got POD all tongue-tied. Oooh!
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- I am POD. Who are you?- I am Debbie.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Are you lost?- I don't think so. - Why are you here?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58I heard you were fun to hang out with, so I just came for a chat.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03- Well, that is very true, but you don't appear to be wearing very much slap.- No.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06POD computes you are very naturally pretty and very nicely dressed.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Of course! - What do you do for a living?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I'm a student teacher. I teach 10- to 11 year-olds.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14POD educates people about natural beauty.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17How lovely to meet a fellow teacher.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- I hope so!- Well, it has been lovely chatting,
0:23:20 > 0:23:25but since you have no fakery and are clearly a natural beauty, I must say farewell. Goodbye.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Goodbye.- Er, what is that on your wrist?
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- It's a tattoo.- What?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- How dare you conceal fakery from POD! - It's not fakery, POD, it's enhancement.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Are you concealing any more enhancements?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Urm... Maybe a few other things.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46I think it's time you revealed the real you.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50So, Miss Sloane, we meet again.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Hello.- You can drop the innocent act with me.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Your cover has been blown, Miss Sloane.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59OK.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Why in POD's name have you got a rat crawling up your drainpipe?
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- Because rats are awesome.- And is that a pair of tits on your arm?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Yes. Do you want to see my trick?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- I don't know, do I? - Watch very carefully.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18What in POD's name is that?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20It's a silicone heart.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Of course it is!
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Why have you got a plastic heart in your head?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Because it looks awesome!- Incorrect.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Have you got any more fake bits?- Yep.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Now what?- There's another heart.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34How did that get there?
0:24:34 > 0:24:39You cut with a scalpel and then you make a pocket round like this
0:24:39 > 0:24:42and then you push the implant in and you stitch it shut.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44POD has never seen anything like it.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- Oh, POD, you're such a prude! - Oh, Debbie, you're such a fake!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Harsh!- But fair!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Please tell me that is it, there is no more fakery.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Um...
0:24:55 > 0:24:58there's maybe one more thing.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00If you feel faint, please let me know.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Pod does not like the sound of that.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Oh, my POD!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08What have you done to your tongue?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Just cut it in half. - How?- With a scalpel.- Why?
0:25:11 > 0:25:16Why not? Two tongues is obviously better than one.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21What? POD does not understand. Why didn't it just seal back up again?
0:25:21 > 0:25:27You have to pull it apart every day, morning, afternoon and night and stop it sealing over.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29OK, OK, OK. You can stop now.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32That's quite enough gore, thank you.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- It's not gore! - Believe me, Debbie, it is!
0:25:35 > 0:25:41- Where on earth do you go to get a heart put in your chest and a split cut in your tongue?- Las Vegas.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46Well, according to British medical opinion, tongue-splitting is a potentially dangerous procedure
0:25:46 > 0:25:51which could lead to excessive bleeding, infection, severe injury and in extreme cases, even death.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Great!- In short, it is not to be recommended.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- What harm, wet pants?- How dare you!
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- I suggest you find a way to make it up to POD.- I can make my tongue clap.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Right, that's it, you have pushed POD too far.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11You don't need a make-under, you need a doctor! Now, POD off!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13POD's mean!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Do you remember Kate from earlier on?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21She's addicted to very long hair extensions and very long nails.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24POD chopped them all off and made her a natural beauty,
0:26:24 > 0:26:28but has she kept it, or has she gone back to her extreme length ways?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Let's meet her and find out. Hello.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Hi!- Now, the long hair is back.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It is.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- And the nails.- They're back, too.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41You seemed to really love the make-under so I'm surprised that you've gone back.
0:26:41 > 0:26:49I loved the make-under, I loved it. And it's made me realise that I really had to do something about me.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51It's going to take a while, but I think I'll do it.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- You'll get there?- Yeah. - You do glam modelling, don't you?
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- Yeah.- Do you think it goes with the territory - the hair, the nails?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02If the glamour modelling doesn't work out, what do you want to do?
0:27:02 > 0:27:08Since POD, I really have been thinking about going back to university.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Well, I think POD is going to be quite happy.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Meeting her has made you sort of sit down and re-evaluate your life.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17- I think she'll be very happy with that.- It's hard to change everything all at once.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21I think I have to put it all back on, which I've done,
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- and just do it slowly. - Slowly, slowly, catch a monkey.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Or grizzly bear, ugh!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34You've certainly still got it, POD... Chloe and Kate looked gorgeous.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Yes, I have, The Frost. Once a make-under marvel, always a make-under marvel.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40And good to see you're as modest as ever!
0:27:40 > 0:27:45- I have nothing to be modest about! I am PODDing brilliant!- You'd better get some rest now, POD,
0:27:45 > 0:27:49because next time you'll be meeting a girl fresh off the plane from Spain.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52I don't care if I burn. As long as I look really brown, I'm not bothered.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Well, you'd best leave me to sleep, then, Frost.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Good night, POD. POD off!
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