Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04I love it.

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I'm gonna feel that feeling Gonna lose control tonight... #

0:00:12 > 0:00:18Here on Snog, Marry, Avoid, we are head over heels about natural beauty, so be warned, fake fans.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21We will not tolerate any cheating.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25The slap is coming off and you can stick those extensions in the bin

0:00:25 > 0:00:31because it's time to witness the miracle of make-under. And today, we're off to sunny Spain.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Hello, Pod. How are you today? Ready to take on some fakery?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I am always ready, Jenny Frost.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Good job too since you took your make-under mission global.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I was prepared to go to the four corners of the globe,

0:00:55 > 0:01:01but you need only go as far as Magaluf to find where tan-tastic slap addicts go on holiday.

0:01:01 > 0:01:07- It's a good job I was there to send them right back to you.- Yes, and the holiday is well and truly over!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Pod, be gentle.

0:01:10 > 0:01:15- Coming up tonight, things get a little bit nippy.- I don't wear bras.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Pod receives a souvenir from Spain.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- What goes on in Magaluf stays in Magaluf.- And takes in a magic show.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I think I'm a piece of art. Yeah!

0:01:25 > 0:01:31Tonight, two feisty females and a magical manga girl experience make-under treatment.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Frost, who have you got for me?

0:01:33 > 0:01:38Well, Pod, first up is a girl who appears to have an allergy to clothes!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Well, she's about to get some natural beauty treatment.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Hi, I'm Petagay. I'm 22 years old, I'm a law student.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52My style is unique, extravagant and naked.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I literally love being naked.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02It's like a little maid's outfit. It shows your bum.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06You can't be skinny to wear this. You have to have curves.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11This outfit is just nipple tassels and knickers. I don't wear bras.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16I've been looking for Petagay's nipple tassels to burn them.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20They're profoundly, utterly, immensely disgusting.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I love my bum. I really, really work hard on it.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I come to the gym to tone my bum,

0:02:30 > 0:02:33especially when I wear nothing but knickers.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Hard work. We are going to the sauna.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42If you want to go out wearing next to nothing, just go to the sauna.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45You will stay heated for the whole night.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48I can't go on a night out without it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52I put on loads of make-up - eye shadow, foundation,

0:02:52 > 0:02:54lip gloss, blusher.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59On a night out, I'll wear these. Time to put on my clothes.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Honestly, a bit of flesh has to be shown on a night out.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Hello! Ready for the night out!

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Loads of booty shaking, loads of X-rated girls.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23She's beautiful, educated, classy, so why all this naked thing?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26She doesn't need it.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Why do you have to look naked? Why?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32People will never forget me. I'm unforgettable.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Hello, Petagay.- Hello, Jenny.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42We need to talk about these outfits which we can only describe as X-rated.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46They're not X-rated, Jenny. They're just Petagay.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51- Is this what you'd wear for a night out, underneath this coat? - Yes, but not the coat.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Let me see.- There you are.- So you'd go out clubbing in that?- Yeah.

0:03:55 > 0:04:01- And there's no back in it? That's just boob?- Yeah.- Your mum doesn't like your look.- No, no, no.

0:04:01 > 0:04:07If I left the house dressed like that, I'd get a clip on the back of the head off my mum.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10So, Petagay, how are you feeling about meeting Pod?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Pretty confident, really.

0:04:13 > 0:04:19- Petagay, I'm going to wish you good luck. I'll see you on the other side a bit more dressed.- Hopefully.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33I am Pod, the Personal Overhaul Device.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- What kind of name is that?- My name is like me, perfect in every way.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Pod, I think you need to get over yourself.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45- And you, young lady, need to stop exposing yourself. - Right, whatever you say.

0:04:45 > 0:04:51- Petagay, why are you practically naked?- Because I like it this way, Pod. Don't you?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53No, I don't. You look ridiculous.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57It's not ridiculous. It's quite sexy.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02There is nothing sexy about a bit of BacoFoil teamed with a pair of pink knickers.

0:05:02 > 0:05:08- It's not knickers. Look!- I'd rather not! Petagay, is Pod confused or am I seeing a bit of boob?

0:05:08 > 0:05:14- Yes, you are.- Are you in danger of completely popping out? - I don't know. Try me. There you go.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17For Pod's sake, put it away!

0:05:19 > 0:05:24- What do you think of natural beauty? - It only goes for other people, not me.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- What do you look like without all the slap and fakery?- Ugly...

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ugly... And ugly.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34But this little girl is pretty, pretty and pretty.

0:05:34 > 0:05:40- You're such an idiot. - Careful, Petagay. You don't want to upset Pod.- Yes, Pod.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45- What does your mum think of your look?- She doesn't like it. - I can't imagine why(!)

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Who wouldn't want a naked boob-barer for a daughter?

0:05:49 > 0:05:55- Why have you come to Pod for a make-under?- I want my family to be really proud of me,

0:05:55 > 0:05:59to see a different side of me with a bit more clothes on.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- I think we'd all like to see that, Petagay!- OK, Pod. OK.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Run phase one - public analysis.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10I asked the public, "Would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?"

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Play.- I think I'd avoid. She looks slightly mad.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I'd avoid her because of the dodgy nipple tassels.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I would have to avoid this one.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Are you sure that you showed them a picture of me?- Yes.

0:06:25 > 0:06:31I showed people this picture where you appear to have lost your clothes and your mind!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Whatever.- I also asked Raef from The Apprentice.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Would you like to know what he said? - Oh, God! Yeah, here we go.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Play.- That is a woman who looks incredibly scary

0:06:42 > 0:06:45and somebody I'd probably avoid at all costs.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50- He looks scared! - No, Petagay, he's terrified.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56A massive 90% of the public agreed with Raef and would avoid you completely.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01I don't know what sort of people you're asking. You need to go to Brixton.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Do people there like bare-breasted exhibitionists?- Obviously.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Hmm. Are you ready for my verdict? - Go ahead. If you have to.

0:07:09 > 0:07:15Yes, I do. Petagay, you are a nipple-flashing, naked nightmare and you need...

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Well done, Pod. - Here is your make-under menu.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Choose a new hairstyle - choppy bob with fringe, pixie crop,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28classic updo, sleek, sweeping chop.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31OK, pixie crop.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36Choose a celebrity style - Vanessa Hudgens, Emma Watson, Rachel Bilson, Rihanna.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38That's not hard. Rihanna.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Now the time has come for you to clean up your act, Petagay.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Let's stop this. You're just twisting me up. Thank you very much.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Run phase two - deep cleanse. Thank YOU very much!

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Put on your deep cleanse uniform. - It's time for you to shut up.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58It's time for YOU to give me those lashes!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, my God!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Petagay... Petagay!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07You can't hide from Pod!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Pod!- Now give me the other one.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Aaagh!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15And you can wipe that ridiculous make-up off.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- How are you feeling?- I feel naked.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Then you should feel right at home!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Not funny, Pod.- Are you excited to meet the new you?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Yes, Pod.- Are you sure?- I am sure.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Run phase three - the make-under.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39SHE SCREAMS AND LAUGHS

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, look at this!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Petagay... Petagay, come back!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Look at my hair!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Pod, do you like it? - No, Petagay, I don't.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57No? That's so unfair!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Pod doesn't like it, Petagay. Pod loves it.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02What?

0:09:03 > 0:09:09- I love you, Poddy Woddy.- Would you like to know what the public think of this new you?- Yeah.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- Previously, a massive 90% of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.- I know.

0:09:14 > 0:09:20- Play.- I'd snog her because she's got lovely skin, a nice figure and she's dressed really nice.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23That's the type of girl I'd go for, definitely.

0:09:23 > 0:09:30- I would snog her because that dress makes her look lady-like and blue suits her.- I think so too.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Now 90% wanted to snog you and the rest wanted to marry you.

0:09:34 > 0:09:39- That's the best thing I've heard all day.- Wouldn't you like to hear that every day?- Yeah.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Here's how I achieved your new natural look.

0:09:42 > 0:09:48Use a lash-separating mascara to bring out long lashes without the need for false ones.

0:09:48 > 0:09:54- A sexy cocktail dress keeps you covered up, but still shows off your killer curves.- Yes, so it should.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- I never knew you could achieve this. - Never doubt the power of Pod.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02OK, you win this time.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- What do you think your mum will think?- She will love this.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- She'd love if I could dress like this 365 days of the year.- So would I.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15- Will you be keeping your stunning new look?- I think I might keep it.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- You can do better than that, Petagay.- I think I could try.

0:10:19 > 0:10:26- This make-under has been a complete success.- You've succeeded with everything, Pod. I'm impressed.

0:10:26 > 0:10:32- Pod is very impressed with you. Goodbye, Petagay. - Goodbye, Pod. Ooh!

0:10:37 > 0:10:43Oh, my God, Petagay, you look ravishing! Really wonderful. Oh, my God, you look so nice!

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I was so astonished. I couldn't believe it was Petagay.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I'm so flabbergasted. Can you turn around?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, my days!

0:10:52 > 0:10:56She has transformed into a lady, a perfect lady.

0:10:56 > 0:11:02- You have to maintain this look, Petagay.- I definitely will. - You look absolutely wonderful.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11Petagay looked so cute and good on her for giving Pod as good as she got.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15But will she keep the new natural look? Find out later.

0:11:15 > 0:11:21Petagay's mum wanted to burn her nipple tassels. Ladies, she'd have a field day with you lot!

0:11:23 > 0:11:27- I'm going for "real". - She's got boobs though.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31- I hate big, fake boobs. They're horrible.- I love them.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Real.- Fake.- Real.- Fake, fake.- Real.

0:11:34 > 0:11:40You've got to look good, you've got to impress because the boys are out there and they're wanting you.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43And she's got fake boobs.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Shave the legs, shave the armpits, shave the bits.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50For a perfect fake tan, I use an old sock and rub it in circles.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Put cucumbers on your eyes before you go to bed to keep the wrinkles away.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57You won't get any boys if you don't look nice.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Our Pod is used to being the one with all the power,

0:12:03 > 0:12:08so what happened when she met someone with special powers all of her own?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'll give you a clue. She was not a happy Pod.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- I am Pod.- Hiya!

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Who are you?- I'm Linda Cooper.

0:12:24 > 0:12:29- Linda Cooper, are you a manga cartoon?- I'm a cartoon human being.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- So is that why you have drawn all over your face?- Yeah, of course.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38- Why have you got two sets of eyes? Are you an alien?- No, I'm not alien.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42But you are from a completely different planet.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46No, I'm from...Portsmouth.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51- What do the people of Portsmouth make of Linda Cooper? - They just think I look so fabulous,

0:12:51 > 0:12:54amazing, fresh, new.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Really?- Yeah. - Do they think you're super?- Yeah.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Are you super-duper Linda Cooper? - Yes, I am.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Can you do any magic with that wand?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Not in here.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Oh, go on.- Let's try.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Whoa!

0:13:14 > 0:13:20- Disappeared?- Linda Cooper, Linda Cooper, bring me back at once!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24It's not working any more.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Bring me back!

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Well, really!

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Hello again. - How dare you make Pod disappear!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Sorry.

0:13:36 > 0:13:42- Did you make your natural beauty disappear too? - Natural beauty? Like a baby?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yes. Did you swap it at birth?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47No, I'm just trying to be a rainbow.

0:13:47 > 0:13:52- But rainbows are naturally beautiful. - I think it's really natural.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- Linda Cooper, it's really fake. - You'll soon change your mind.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59It will make some dreams come true?

0:13:59 > 0:14:05- It would make Pod's dream come true if you would have a make under. - What's that?- It is Pod's magic.

0:14:05 > 0:14:10- I change the way you look. - I prefer this look. It's yummy!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- It's yucky!- You want fight with me?

0:14:12 > 0:14:18No, Pod does not want to fight with a crazy cartoon lady who is waving a wand.

0:14:18 > 0:14:23- Put the wand away, Linda. - Let's try...- What are you doing?

0:14:23 > 0:14:28- Stop that at once!- Bye-bye! - No, wait! What are you doing?

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Come back! What have you done to me, Linda Cooper?!

0:14:35 > 0:14:41Remember the gorgeous Petagay? She liked being naked and Pod put some clothes on her.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- But has she kept her clothes on? Find out now. Hello, lovely!- Hello.

0:14:45 > 0:14:50- How are you today?- I'm fine. - More dressed, I like to see.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54- Thanks.- Is this the new Petagay? - It could be.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58When you revealed to your mum, she loved it. She was so cute.

0:14:58 > 0:15:04Hello, Petagay's mum! How did she react when you got home? Try to make you keep this look?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I've kept it and she's encouraged me.

0:15:06 > 0:15:13The question we all want to know - where are the nipple tassels? Has your mother burnt them?

0:15:13 > 0:15:19- I haven't got any left. - The whole look is toned down, but the lashes are still there.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23They can't go anywhere. Can you live without water?

0:15:24 > 0:15:31- Would you go for a night out dressed like the old Petagay? - No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't risk it!

0:15:31 > 0:15:36A very successful make under. More clothes, we can forgive a lash.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38All in all, good job, Pod.

0:15:42 > 0:15:49When Pod told me I should take a holiday, I might have known I wouldn't be by the pool.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Oh, no. I was on a mission to find fakery and send it packing to Pod,

0:15:53 > 0:15:57as the lovely, if a bit orange, Jess was about to find out.

0:16:02 > 0:16:07Hola! My name's Jessica! I'm 19. I work at the Citizens Advice Bureau.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm from Bolton.

0:16:10 > 0:16:15When I'm on holiday, the first priority is the tan,

0:16:15 > 0:16:20the drinking and going out, the boys. WOLF WHISTLE

0:16:20 > 0:16:24I think that Jessica on holiday would be very loud,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27very flamboyant, very attention-seeking.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Shimmy! - I dread to think what happens.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34What goes on in Magaluf, stays in Magaluf.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38I hate getting white marks. I'd take my knockers off.

0:16:38 > 0:16:45I would never wear factor. I don't care if I burn, as long as I look really brown.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51It takes Jessica forever to get ready. Absolute disgrace.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56I love instant tan! Makes me look really brown.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Brown...brown...I look brown.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03The darker, the better. Look at my hands!

0:17:03 > 0:17:07She does wear too much makeup. She looks much better au naturel.

0:17:11 > 0:17:17I love hot pants, short top, short dresses, tight, love it all.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19A bit of a cheeky bum.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Put it away, Jessica! - If you don't like it, don't look.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Party on!- Whoo!

0:17:31 > 0:17:34I love to dance, drink, dance, drink.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39Heads definitely turn when she walks past. Everyone gawps.

0:17:39 > 0:17:44She could realise how pretty she is without all that fake bake.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49Tonight I feel glamorous! I feel so good!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I'm brilliant!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58It's a tough job, here on the beach with the gorgeous Jess in Magaluf.

0:17:58 > 0:18:03- Are you having fun, love?- Really good fun, soaking up the sun.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07This is an issue with me. I'm tanorexic

0:18:07 > 0:18:12- and you are beyond bronze. Is this all natural?- No. I wear instant tan.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17- Why put false tan on?- Cos you have to be darker.- Than what? Mahogany?

0:18:17 > 0:18:23- Are you shaking in your boots to meet Pod?- I am and I'm not.

0:18:23 > 0:18:29- You'll defend your tan in there. - I'll defend my baby. That's its name.- Your baby?

0:18:29 > 0:18:35- Yes, my baby.- It was lovely meeting you here on your hols, but I'll see you back at home.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Enjoy Frost Airways.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49I am Pod, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

0:18:49 > 0:18:54- Jessica.- Jessica Leatherland? - I don't look leathery!

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- I think I look nice. - You're probably still drunk.

0:18:58 > 0:19:05- What do you mean by that? - Only a drunk person thinks it's nice to look like a hairy satsuma.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Oh! That is so rude!

0:19:08 > 0:19:14- Talking of rude, Jessica, what have you been up to on your holiday?- Sunbathing, drinking,

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- partying...- Hmm. Have you done much sightseeing?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I've seen clubs and stuff.

0:19:20 > 0:19:25- Pod has also seen some sights. Want to see my holiday snaps?- Yeah.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32- That picture's disgusting! - At last we agree on something.

0:19:32 > 0:19:37- Pod, that's cheeky. - I think you'll find this is cheeky.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Oh, my God! - Is that tan natural, Jessica?

0:19:41 > 0:19:45No. Instant tan, it's the future. You should try it.

0:19:45 > 0:19:50- Natural beauty is the future. YOU should try it.- Natural - boring.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Fake - revolting. What do your family think?

0:19:54 > 0:20:00My sister just recently started wearing makeup. She's trying to get me to teach her how to wear it.

0:20:00 > 0:20:05- Are you really sure you want your sister to follow you?- Yeah.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09This is what she will look like if she takes advice from you.

0:20:12 > 0:20:17- Oh, right.- Is that really what you want, Jessica?- No.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21You got here just in time. Why have you come for a make under?

0:20:21 > 0:20:28Because I think it would be... really nice to see what I actually did look like au naturel.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30I don't think I'd look nice.

0:20:30 > 0:20:37- Rubbish. Pod knows there is a gorgeous natural beauty somewhere underneath that tan.- Oh, thank you!

0:20:37 > 0:20:41- It is now time to find out what the public think of your like.- OK.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I asked the public:

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- What do you think they said?- Snog.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Play.- 'I would avoid her. She looks a bit orange.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00'I think I'd snog her. I KNOW I'd snog her.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02'Way too much makeup.'

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- 65% did want to snog you.- Oh!

0:21:06 > 0:21:11- But 35% wanted to avoid you completely.- Oh, that's nasty!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14I also asked:

0:21:19 > 0:21:22These questions are too rude, Pod.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27- What do you think they said? - Straight As!- Play.

0:21:27 > 0:21:34'Straight to the bottom set. Looks like she spent most of her time making herself look orange.

0:21:34 > 0:21:39- 'Back of the bike sheds! - Definitely back of the bike sheds.'

0:21:39 > 0:21:46- How rude!- I also asked the same question to Big Brother winner Brian Belo.- I love Brian!- Play.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50'Straight round the back of the bike sheds! Go, her!'

0:21:50 > 0:21:52I like Brian(!)

0:21:52 > 0:21:59- The majority agreed and thought you'd go to the back of the bike sheds.- What's that all about?

0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Perhaps your look gives the wrong impression.- By the sounds of it!

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Are you ready for my verdict?- Ready.

0:22:06 > 0:22:14Jessica, you are an overbaked, underdressed beach bunny and you need my natural beauty package.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19Here is your make under menu. Choose a new holiday hair style.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Funky bob, classic up do, long and flicked, short chop?

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Long and flicked.

0:22:28 > 0:22:34Choose a new celebrity holiday style. Alexa Chung, Rachel Bilson, Kirsten Dunst or Rihanna?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Kirsten Dunst.

0:22:38 > 0:22:44- Before I can process your choices, I need to wipe you clean of all that slap and tan.- Oh, no!

0:22:44 > 0:22:48- Oh, yes, Jessica. Run, phase two: Deep Cleanse.- No!

0:22:48 > 0:22:53- Put on your Deep Cleanse uniform. - Am I making Pod happy now?- Yes.

0:22:53 > 0:22:58- Now get wiping. - I bet you're loving this.- Correct.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Now show me that wipe.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- How does it feel to get all that slap off your face?- Minging.

0:23:05 > 0:23:10You look much better already. Are you ready for a whole new look?

0:23:10 > 0:23:14- I am.- Run, phase three: The Make Under.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Oh, my God!

0:23:21 > 0:23:27- I love it. Oh, I love it.- You look like a beautiful natural beach babe.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31I look dead, like, innocent. Like butter wouldn't melt.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Shall we see if the public agree? - Yeah, that would be brill.- Play.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39'I would snog her. She looks quite cool. A respectable girl.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42'I'd snog her. Nicely dressed.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46'She looks very decent. I'd ask her out.'

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Oh, that's so nice! Thank you, people.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Now a massive 80% want to snog you.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56- Oh, really?- Yes. And the rest want to marry you.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Oh, really?- Yes.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01I feel like I could just fly.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05Before you take off, here's how I achieved your new natural look.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10Pair a pretty sun dress with gladiator sandals for a casual look

0:24:10 > 0:24:17A simple layered cut adds body and shape to fine hair and is a low-maintenance style for you.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21- What do you think of your new do? - It's perfect, Pod.

0:24:21 > 0:24:27- I feel like that woman. "Because you're worth it!"- What do you think of natural beauty now?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30I look nicer like this. I never thought I'd say that.

0:24:30 > 0:24:37- What will your sister think? - She'll love my outfit, Pod. - Thank Pod for that.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Will you keep this new look? - Yeah, I would.

0:24:40 > 0:24:45- Then my work here is done. - It sure is!- Goodbye, Jessica.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Goodbye!

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Oh, my God!

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- Oh, you look gorgeous! - Thank you.

0:24:58 > 0:25:04- That looks well nice. - It's gorgeous, that dress. And you don't look false at all.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08I always thought she was pretty. You can't see it sometimes.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11She looks really natural now.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Are you going to borrow that dress? - Yeah!

0:25:15 > 0:25:19I much prefer Jess as she is now. She's even more stunning now.

0:25:22 > 0:25:28Jess looked gorgeous and so much younger. I can't wait to see if she keeps it up.

0:25:28 > 0:25:34We've all been given a beauty tip, but are you brave enough to try them? You don't have to be.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38I'm brave enough - or crazy enough - for us all.

0:25:40 > 0:25:47You're on holiday and the sun, sea and sand plays havoc with your straight hair. What do you do?

0:25:47 > 0:25:55You could use products, but will end up greasy and flat. I have a genius tip. First, let's get frizzy.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59# Ole, ole, ole, ole

0:25:59 > 0:26:03# Feeling hot, hot, hot... #

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Well and truly frizzed. Let's try this tip.

0:26:07 > 0:26:12Tumble dryer sheets that stop your socks from sticking together -

0:26:12 > 0:26:18if you rub it on your hair, apparently, it eliminates the frizz. Let's give it a go. Smells nice.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Right. Let's have a look. ..Oh, my Pod!

0:26:23 > 0:26:27Beautifully straight hair again. It works! Genius!

0:26:30 > 0:26:34Do you remember the gorgeous and very brown Jessica?

0:26:34 > 0:26:41Pod gave her a make under, but has she kept it or gone straight back to the false tan?

0:26:41 > 0:26:45- Let's meet her and find out. Hello!- Hiya!

0:26:45 > 0:26:49- You look gorgeous.- Thanks. - I love the fringe.- Thank you.

0:26:49 > 0:26:54All the hair extensions have gone. You've kept the make under! Yay!

0:26:54 > 0:27:01- Still looking rather brown. - I've not got no tan on and I've not been on the sun beds.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- How do you feel after the make under?- Free.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Free of what I was before.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11Your mum and sister loved it. What did they say to you?

0:27:11 > 0:27:17"Oh, you look so much better. I've always told you, Jess, you look so much better."

0:27:17 > 0:27:23- I've got a boyfriend now. And he prefers me like this! - Pod's a matchmaker! Hallelujah!

0:27:23 > 0:27:27- I think this has been a very good successful make under.- Me, too.

0:27:27 > 0:27:32- You look so much better. Lovely. - Thank you.- Well done, Pod.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Thanks, Pod.

0:27:37 > 0:27:42- Well done, Poddy Woddy. - Don't you start, Frost!

0:27:42 > 0:27:49- My name is Pod.- Petagay lover her make under look and she kept it. So did Jess. Poddy Woddy!

0:27:49 > 0:27:53I won't tell you again. My name is Pod.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56- Is somebody a bit cranky?- Pod off!

0:27:56 > 0:28:00- That's MY line, Poddy Woddy! - Right, that's it.

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