0:00:02 > 0:00:04Love it.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Here on Snog, Marry, Avoid, we've been on the lookout
0:00:16 > 0:00:20for make-up-obsessed, fake-tan-loving ladies and gentlemen.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21And it took us all of two minutes.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Everywhere you look, people are slapping it on.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26But be warned, it's about to come off.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Oh, yes. It's time to sling the slap.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Because on this show we're all about natural beauty.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Welcome to the gorgeous, fabulous world of the makeunder.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- Hello, POD.- Hello, Jenny Frost. You're looking very lovely.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Thank you. And you're looking as gorgeous and purple as ever.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Naturally. So what delights have you got for me today, Frost?
0:00:56 > 0:01:02I'm not sure you'll be calling them delights after you've met them. They're quite obsessed with fakery.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05It's time they fell in love with natural beauty.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Yeah, good luck with that one, POD.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Coming up on tonight's show... POD meets a lady
0:01:10 > 0:01:11who likes to horse around...
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Pink, pink, pink, pink, pink. - ..a man looking for a cat fight...
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Straight men absolutely adore me. - ..and a rather magical creature...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I see my image as my work of art.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25So, POD, are you ready for your first victim?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Always, Frost. Who have you got for me?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Well, POD, she's a thoroughbred fake. Meet Alannah.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Hi, I'm Alannah from Runcorn.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36HORSE WHINNIES
0:01:36 > 0:01:40This is Fian. She's gorgeous.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41We match as well.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45A lot of people say, "Oh, God, here's Katie Price arriving."
0:01:46 > 0:01:48She wants to be Katie Price.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Looking all glamorous while she's riding round the field.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Give me a kiss.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Alannah likes to put pink sparkly hoof moisturiser on,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59so the pony's walking around with sparkly pink hooves.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Isn't that amazing? So we're sorted, aren't we, babe?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11My occupation is being a full-time pink lover.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12# My love is pink... #
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Pink, pink, pink, pink, pink. Everything's pink.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- SHE GIGGLES - Just pink.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- It just makes me happy. - SHE GIGGLES
0:02:20 > 0:02:25My dream job would be to be a glamour model. I would absolutely love that.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Believe it or not, the boobs are fake.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32A girl can never have too much make-up on. Never.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34We begin with the first layer of foundation.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Then touch it up with some more foundation and blusher.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Put more on.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Boyfriends have said to me, "Why are you putting your make-up on going to bed?"
0:02:43 > 0:02:48I love it. Without all the make-up it's just plain Alannah, and I don't like plain Alannah.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I do love my sister so much.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52This makeunder is a perfect opportunity
0:02:52 > 0:02:56for her to go back to being the natural beauty that she really is.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59And there we go. The look's completed.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00ALL TOAST
0:03:00 > 0:03:02ALL: Whoo!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06The key points to a good night out are pink, pink, pink.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Lots of make-up, lots of lip gloss, lots of alcohol.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Big high heels. And, of course, the main point, all your friends.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15MEN CHEER
0:03:19 > 0:03:20She doesn't need to
0:03:20 > 0:03:23actually dress the way she does to be nice.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25She's nice anyway. Know what I mean?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Mwah!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29You've got to love fakery. Fakery always wins.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Hello, Alannah.- Hello, Jenny.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- How are you today? Apart from pink. - I'm great, thank you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Are you always this pink?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Yes, all the time. 100%, definitely.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47How would you feel if POD dressed you in head-to-toe black?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh! I'd be devastated. Absolutely devastated.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Do you get compared to Barbie?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Yes, I do. I do. You do get the...
0:03:55 > 0:03:58quite a few comments about Barbie.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- When did this Barbie obsession start?- I think pretty much from birth.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04But it has got worse and worse and worse and worse.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I thought I'd grow out of it, but it's got worse.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Right, I'm going to see you on the other side.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Maybe not so pink. Good luck.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I am POD.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Who are you?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I am Alannah.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- No, you're not. You, my dear, are Barbie.- Yeah.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Have you got a problem with that?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Yes. Why on earth do you want to look like a waxy tacky doll?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I just love being a pink Barbie.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38You've got the blonde hair, the big boobs.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Are the big boobs made of plastic like Barbie's too?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- No comment, POD. - I'll take that as a yes, then.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Ha! Yeah, I love it. - How many Barbies do you own?
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Around 50. We have Malibu Barbie, Princess Barbie, Summer Sun Barbie.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I've got that many I forget the names.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Too busy thinking about pink and plastic?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yes. I have got a pink brain.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Well, that explains a few things. ALANNAH LAUGHS
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Alannah, do you have a boyfriend?
0:05:06 > 0:05:10No, I don't. One day I'll find a Ken or an Action Man.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Perhaps you'd have more luck as a natural beauty.- Maybe.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18POD is sure this natural beauty would have no trouble finding a Ken.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Oh, my God!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22That's such an awful picture.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24It's hideous. Make it go away.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28According to my beauty files, you have a horse called Fian.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Yes, I do.- Is she as fake as you?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34I put glitter on her hooves to make her look pretty and sparkly.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36No wonder she's got a long face.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38ALANNAH LAUGHS
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Thanks, POD.- Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44To try and get my natural beauty back.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48What I did have. I think a lot of my family and friends would like to see that Alannah again.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51POD would like to see that Alannah again too.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- First I need to find out what the public think of your current look. - Am I going to get into trouble?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Alannah, you already are. ALANNAH LAUGHS
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03I asked,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06"Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'm going to go with...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- avoid.- Play.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11I would avoid this girl.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13She looks fake and not real.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I would have to say I would avoid her.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- She looks too much like a glamour girl.- Avoid her.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21She is too naughty for me.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Thanks, mate. - I also asked the musical artist
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Master Shortie what he would do.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- I love it!- Play.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Unfortunately, I have to avoid.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35I don't want to hug her wearing a white T-shirt and come away the T-shirt being brown,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37because she is covered in make-up.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40What's wrong with your natural skin?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41That has happened a few times.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43That is nothing to be proud of.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I know. I know, POD.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49The majority of the people we asked agreed with Master Shortie
0:06:49 > 0:06:51and wanted to avoid you completely.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53We've got to sort that out, haven't we?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Correct.- We have to. - Ready for my verdict?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh... Go on, POD.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Alannah, you are a pink-obsessed horse-bothering blonde,
0:07:02 > 0:07:04and you need my makeunder.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Come on, let's do it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Yes, let's. Choose a new hair colour.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Ash blonde, dark chocolate,
0:07:13 > 0:07:14copper red, ebony.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Dark chocolate.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Choose a celebrity style.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Vanessa Hudgens, Holly Willoughby,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Rachel Bilson, Nicole Richie.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Oooh...Nicole Richie.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Thank you, Alannah. Run phase two - Deep Cleanse.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Oh! Argh!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Please put on your Deep Cleanse uniform.- It's going, it's going.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- And so are those lashes. - There they are. Oh.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Now get scrubbing.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I'm scrubbing. I'm scrubbing.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- How are you feeling?- I'm feeling sad.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Don't feel said. You already look much better.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Aw, thank you, POD. - Are you ready to meet the new you?
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- I am completely ready now. - Then run phase three - the Makeunder.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Aaargh! Oh, my God!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Oh, my God, the dress.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07- And the hair. Oh, my God!- So does that mean you like it, Alannah?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, my God, I love it!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11ALANNAH GIGGLES
0:08:11 > 0:08:13POD thinks you look very pretty.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Thank you, POD. I just love this dress. - ALANNAH SQUEALS
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- And what colour is your dress, Alannah?- It's blue.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24So maybe it's time to rethink the pink.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- I think I have a new love for a new colour.- How do you feel as a natural beauty?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Happy. I do actually feel happy.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Shall we see if the public like your new look?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Yes, POD.- Play.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Yeah, I'd say snog. - I think I'd snog her.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Snog her. As long as you didn't tell my girlfriend.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43She looks nice. Nice dress. Looks like a pretty girl.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh!
0:08:45 > 0:08:50- Thanks.- Now a massive 70% wanted to snog you.- Yay!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53And everyone else wanted to marry you.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55That's a massive improvement, isn't it, POD?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Correct. What sort of men do you think you'll attract now?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I'm still on the lookout for a Ken and an Action Man.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Funny you should say that. I have a little treat for you. Play.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08That girl is a real doll.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'd show her some action, man.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13ALANNAH GIGGLES
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Here's how I achieved your new natural look.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Using colour on your eyes does not have to be garish.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21A flash of colour is all you need to make your eyes pop.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24A floral pattern is a girly alternative to pink.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27And a playsuit is flirty without being tarty.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- Still flirty and definitely girly. - Have we seen the last of Barbie?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32The old Barbie look -
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- I think it is going to have to go. - POD is very impressed with Alannah.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39And I am very impressed with POD as well.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41What do you think your horse will think?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I think she will absolutely love it.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46POD thinks she will love it this much.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48HORSE WHINNIES
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Ha! Aw, bless her.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53POD computes this makeunder has been a complete success.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, thank you, POD.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- You are welcome. Goodbye.- Bye!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05WOLF-WHISTLES
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Oh, my God!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10SISTER LAUGHS AND SCREAMS
0:10:10 > 0:10:11What do you think?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12You look proper fabulous.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Proper classy.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Aw, thank you!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17'She looks like a different person.'
0:10:17 > 0:10:20She looks like a proper natural beauty.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Not all the kind of fake plasticness.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25It's just gorgeous. And do you know what?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27It's still quite short. But you look gorgeous.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Do you know what I mean? - Definitely a lot more classy, yeah.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Aw!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37I think her hair looks absolutely gorgeous and she looks really beautiful.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40So I hope she realises that and she does keep it.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42You look proper beautiful.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Ah, thank you.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45BOTH SQUEAL
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Aw, the girls were really excited. And rightly so.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Alannah looked gorgeous.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Now when it comes to beauty hints and tips, some of you are equally as excited.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03But I think it might be time for you to chill out.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Eyeliner.- Lip liner.- Blush brush.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Definitely a girls' night out.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- You can't off your legs and your boobs at the same time.- Yeah.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19It's got to be one or the other.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Fake tan is a definite must. - It's what a woman wants.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Blondes have more fun. But brunettes remember it in the morning, so...
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Next to feel the wrath of POD was Clinton,
0:11:33 > 0:11:36who certainly wasn't going to go down without a fight.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Have you got these for size six?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39# Let's go, girls... #
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I'm Clinton. I'm from West Yorkshire.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47I'm quite a little style queen. Forget Trinny and Susannah and Gok Wan -
0:11:47 > 0:11:48they do not have a patch on me.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Man, I feel like a woman... #
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I'm like a celebrity in Leeds. Everywhere I go, I'm recognised.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I'm here, darling.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I need this to be fabulous for tonight. I need it big and it beautiful.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03I'm a diva. And they really, really let me be a diva in here.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Bigger.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Bye!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11It takes a whole day for me to get ready - about a good 11 hours.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I always go for a run.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Here's a tip for you at home.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Get some clingfilm. I wrap it around my stomach.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I'll go for a run and see how much weight I can lose
0:12:20 > 0:12:21before my night out.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28And then I come back and I feel so sucked in and so sexual.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34When Clinton's getting ready, it consists of a bubble bath.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37He'll probably be in there for an hour.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41He uses all of the bubble bath. There's none left for me.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- He's a lot more high maintenance than a normal woman.- Ha!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Wigs are everything to me.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52The look I go for is very chic, sexy and very sassy.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It's the wow factor. It's the diva factor.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Divalicious.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Every time I go out in this jacket, I feel like a peacock.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Clinton actually takes out a little mini suitcase.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08So that's outfit number one.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11He's got about four different outfits in this suitcase.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14It's like an awards ceremony.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15I go in with one outfit
0:13:15 > 0:13:17and come out wearing something else.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23He is a diva.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32I do like male attention when I'm out. And straight men absolutely adore me.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36There is no-one else like me. There's only one Clinton.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- You're looking gorgeous. - Thanks. I do try.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- I'm feeling very underdressed though.- Hardly, darling.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46What is the worst thing that could happen to you in POD?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48You can't perfect perfection.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50What can they do to this to make it better?
0:13:50 > 0:13:56- The mind boggles. I'm speechless. There's absolutely nothing I can see that POD can improve on.- Absolutely.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- How are you feeling about going into POD?- Really excited,
0:13:59 > 0:14:04because I know POD is going to be a complete cow about my look.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05But let me tell you one thing.
0:14:05 > 0:14:10POD best be careful, because my little cat claws will be out.
0:14:10 > 0:14:17Watch out, POD. What's the one thing that you think POD is going to get her claws out on you for?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I've got style - POD will be jealous, so everything.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25- I wish you good luck in POD. Or maybe I'm going to wish POD good luck with you.- You do that.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28You're going to be fabulous and I'll see you on the other side.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I am POD. Who are you?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39I'm Clinton Earle.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Have you come to do some cleaning? - Excuse me?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45The headscarf suggests that you have come to scrub.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Don't be a little bitch, because Clinton Earle can get catty.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Please. POD is not scared of a little old lady who got lost in a fancy dress shop.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Don't be nasty, POD. I've told you now.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58You keep pushing me and I will be a little cat. Miaow!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Easy, tiger. What do you think of natural beauty?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04There's no such thing as natural beauty.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Tell me someone who is, like, naturally beautiful.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10OK, I will. This young man is very natural and handsome.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Oh, that's awful. I look like such a boy.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Looking back at that just gives me nightmares. Take it off.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18What happened to that natural boy?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20POD, let me let you in on a little secret.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I've had plastic surgery.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27- What have you done to yourself? - I've had rhinoplasty here on my nose.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28I've had my cheekbones done.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31I've had my bottom lip plumped.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I've had a bit of lipo and I still want more.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- What is wrong with natural beauty? - No-one is naturally beautiful in Hollywood.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40If I want to make it into Hollywood,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I have to dress a certain way.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47- It's your dream to make it in Hollywood, is it?- Yes, it is.
0:15:47 > 0:15:52- POD thinks you will definitely make it.- Oh, POD! I'm loving you now. Do you think?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Yes. You'd be a shoo-in for Driving Miss Daisy Two.- Nu-uh!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Don't think so. POD is just so wrong.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Well, why don't you prove it and do some acting?- Yeah, go on.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Are you familiar with soap operas?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Of course. Can you imagine me as the new Peggy Mitchell in EastEnders?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- I have a feeling I won't have to. Are you ready, Clinton?- Yes, POD.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Action. MUSIC: EastEnders theme tune
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Where the bloody hell have you been?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19I have been giving Pat Butcher a lesson in natural beauty.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21You what? Pat Butcher!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24You should give it to bloody Dot Cotton!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Get out of my pub!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29HE HUMS THE THEME TUNE
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- What did you think to that, POD? - You seem right at home playing a lairy landlady
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- who bought clothes off the market.- Whatever.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38You're a jumped-up computer screen with no brain.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41How dare you speak to POD like that? Apologise.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Well, I did mean it, but in a good way.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Hmm. Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- I want to see what you can do. I will try anything once.- Good.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Then run phase one - Public Analysis. - Go on, give it to me.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00What sort of reaction do you normally get from people?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Everyone's like, "Oh, my God, your outfit's amazing."
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- I'm like, "You don't need to tell me that."- Interesting.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Because I asked people,
0:17:08 > 0:17:10"Does he look like he has a personal stylist,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12"too much time on his hands, bad taste?"
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Erm...
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Can I just tell you something now? If they have said "bad taste",
0:17:17 > 0:17:18huh! No way.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Just tell me what you think they said.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- A personal stylist, definitely.- Play.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24He has bad taste.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26He's trying to be someone he's not.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28He has too much time on his hands.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29And not enough money.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32It looks like he's got too much time on his hands
0:17:32 > 0:17:34and bad taste. But no personal stylist.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Or else he'd look better.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Well, let me tell you something now.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40That person was a super-bitch, because at the end of the day,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I've got style. I've got grace.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44End of.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Fact dot com.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Hmm. I also asked,
0:17:46 > 0:17:50"Would you snog, marry or avoid this person?"
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Avoid.- Play.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I'd avoid him. He just looks a bit crazy.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I would avoid him like the plague.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59It looks like he's spent too much time
0:17:59 > 0:18:00with the glitter stick.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I'd definitely avoid him
0:18:02 > 0:18:05because he seems way over the top.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06You didn't go to the right people.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Well, I also asked Shipwrecked winner Greg Jones. Play.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12He looks like...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14some kind of cartoon character.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I do... I'm a big fan of cartoons,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18but I'd avoid this young man.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Let me tell you something, Greg. I ain't no cartoon character. I'm Clinton Earle.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Go back to your island and sun yourself - you could do with a tan.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27100% of the people we asked agreed.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- So everyone wants to avoid me?- Correct.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Do you know what my comment to that is?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Jealous kebab-belly muffin-tops.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Do you know what my comment to you is?- Go on.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41You are a snappy cat with terrible taste.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43And you need my makeunder.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Does this face at all look bothered?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50It's about to look very different.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Let's see if you're as good as you say you are.- By all means. Run the Makeunder.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01I'm really shocked.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- In a good way? - I don't know what to say.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07You've really, really wiped the floor with me here, POD.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09How does it feel to see yourself as a boy again?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I think it's still slightly feminine.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I think it's just really toned down.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17POD wanted to show you that you can be a womanly man as well as a manly woman.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22Yeah, I thank you for that - for just giving me a different option.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- So does that mean you like it? - Yeah, I love it.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27I feel like Cinderella.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- And you shall go the ball. - I shall, POD.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Would you like to see what the public think of the new you? - Absolutely.- Play.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35He looks snogable.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38If you look at his clothes and his...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40He has a clean haircut. Yeah, he looks nice.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41I would snog him
0:19:41 > 0:19:44because the nude look is very contemporary.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47I can snog him because he looks very nice.
0:19:47 > 0:19:4880% now want to snog you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Really?- Yes.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Can I have their numbers, like, now?- No.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55CLINTON LAUGHS
0:19:55 > 0:19:58You're so cheeky, I love it. POD, I love you.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00And I love the natural you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Here's how I achieved your new look.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Add a silk scarf to an androgynous jacket for a feminine touch.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Taking your hair shorter, above your ears, shows off your lovely cheekbones.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- And they are lovely.- What do you think of natural beauty now?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16It's made me see myself in a different light,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18and I think it'll change me for...
0:20:18 > 0:20:22for good, actually. I think you're really going to change me.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- I didn't think you could. - Never doubt the power of POD.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Absolutely. I'm definitely feeling that.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31POD is feeling the fabulous new you.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35POD, you need to stay Podilicious. What do you need to stay?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Podilicious?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Exactly.- And what do you need to stay, Clinton?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- A natural beauty.- Correct. Goodbye.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Bye.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48# If I were a boy... #
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Oh! Oh, my God!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Love it, love it, love it, love it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59I love it. Oh, my God, you look so elegant. I love the scarf.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm really digging it. I think it's amazing.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04I like his new look. It's really natural.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06'Everyone will still turn their heads and look.'
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Give me a hug, you look beautiful. - Thanks, babe.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- You always do, and I love you - whatever you want to wear.- Aw.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Wow, I was not expecting Clinton to like it. Good job, POD.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Will he keep it up? We'll find out later.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25When it comes to beauty tips, some of you are quite sceptical. But you're not alone.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27There are some dodgy ones.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Which makes me think, why have I agreed to test them for you?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33But I have. You can thank me later.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39When it comes to hair, us girls know that bigger is usually better.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42How do you get that volume you get in the salon without the salon prices?
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Talc apparently works the same way as dry shampoo.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Which is, you stick it on the roots of your hair,
0:21:50 > 0:21:51just a tiny bit...
0:21:51 > 0:21:54underneath...
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Put it in different sections that you want the volume.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Give your hair...
0:21:59 > 0:22:03a good massage. Really rub it in.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05And there you have it -
0:22:05 > 0:22:08instant volume. It works!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Do you remember the gorgeous very pink Alannah from earlier on?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Well, POD de-pinked her and took away her blonde locks.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Has she stayed that way? Or has she gone back to her Barbie ways?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Let's meet her and find out. Hello, Alannah.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Hello, Jenny.- How are you?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I'm good, thank you. I'm good.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Back blonde?- I know, I know. I had to.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Before the makeunder, it was literally top-to-toe pink.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Have you toned it down somewhat?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I have, I have. If you notice, I'm wearing blue jeans.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Ah!- And the furry boots.- Oh! - ALANNAH LAUGHS
0:22:40 > 0:22:42But of course the pink top.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43And the pink lips.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Is this the new and improved Alannah?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49The hair extensions have gone. Natural-coloured nails.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51A lot less make-up. One set of eyelashes.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54And a lot paler. Not the orange look.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57What were your perceptions of natural beauty before?
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- What are they now? - I always imagined natural beauty as no make-up, plain, boring.
0:23:01 > 0:23:06But it's not that at all. You can enhance with make-up and still be a natural beauty.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Now I've found that right balance.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Well, I think the makeunder's been a huge success.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14We've got a lot less make-up and the extensions have gone.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17You're still pink but that's you, and we love for you for it.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19But overall, good job, POD.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26POD's next challenge might just be a make-up brush too far.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Prepare for fireworks.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I am POD. Who are you?
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Hello, POD. I'm Anna.- Have you come from the harvest festival?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41I come from Russia.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- Where do you come from?- I come from a place of natural beauty.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Clearly, you've never visited.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52Oh, POD. Let's be friends. You're a god and I'm a god. We should be friends.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53I am POD not God.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57God, you know, God. This is my God look.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59It is your god-awful look.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Oh, cheeky, cheeky.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05- Anna, what religion are you the god of?- Sheepology.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- I beg your pardon? - We believe in the green sheep which came from out of space.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11They've chosen me to be a god of this religion.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16- So you are a god of a flock of green sheep from out of space?- Yes!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Many followers?- Yes, POD.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20And what is your job as god of green sheep?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23To promote it, to mark people with those green rings.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Like I have this green ring on my finger. This is a Sheepology ring.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- What does that do? - When the sun explodes and everyone's going to die,
0:24:30 > 0:24:33the sheep will come and just save those who have the green rings,
0:24:33 > 0:24:38put them in a spaceship and bring them to a new happy planet. It's going to be great.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41And who told you that? The great green sheep in the sky?
0:24:41 > 0:24:45The sheep is inside the sun, but it speaks through me to the world.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I see. And what does the sheep inside the sun say?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Baa. Baa-baa. Baa. Baa.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52- You know, things like that.- Anna.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Yes, POD. - Are you completely baaa-rmy?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59No, POD. No, no, no.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Well, what an earth is the god of the green sheep from outer space doing visiting POD?
0:25:03 > 0:25:09I just thought I'd enlighten POD with my thoughts on fakery.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11This should be interesting. Please do enlighten me.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15You can be natural and fake at the same time.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19It's about the joys of dressing up. It's about bringing happiness to the people.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22And you give people happiness by looking like a herbaceous border?
0:25:22 > 0:25:27Oh, little POD. We should try dressing you up. It's going to be very hard
0:25:27 > 0:25:30because you don't have a body, but I'm sure you can do it somehow.
0:25:30 > 0:25:36POD has no desire to look like Little Bo Peep who's lost her sheep and her mind all at the same time.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Poor POD, I'm sorry. But I, I do...
0:25:38 > 0:25:42I'm quite natural. I mean, I think we're quite similar, you and me.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47I have no plastic surgery. I have no tattoos. I have no piercings except my ears.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51You really think POD has something in common with you, hedge-headed sheep leader?
0:25:51 > 0:25:56Yes, yes, I do. I mean, I think you're great. I think what you're doing is really good.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- If you think it's that good, then let me give you a makeunder.- No.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03I don't think I need a makeunder, because I like how I look naturally.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Then why have you covered yourself in all that silly slap and fakery?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09I want to be amazing. I want to be superhuman.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13- With POD's help, you could be a super-natural human. - Never, never, never.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Then we must say goodbye.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Take this green ring and become part of the sheep.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- No, you really don't have to do that. - It's yours.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24You are now one of the sheep people. You will be saved.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Er, thank you, Anna. Now, go and tend to your flock, you sheep-mad fool.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Bye, POD. Bye. Mwah!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Do you remember the fabulous Clinton Earle from earlier?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Well, he was out there, fabulous and wild,
0:26:42 > 0:26:44and POD tried to tame his ways.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47And he ended up looking gorgeous and natural.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50But has he kept it up? Or has he gone back to his wiggy ways?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Let's find out. Hey!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Hi, Jenny. You all right?- I'm great.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- You look gorgeous.- Aw, thank you.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Did you feel comfortable looking more masculine?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01It felt nice. It felt quite tingly.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I love it. It's opened up so much for me.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I can do so much. I can be so versatile.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08A wig one minute, a boy the next. You know?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Just like that. And I've actually got...
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I had an interview the other week - I got the job.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- So the new look got you a new job? - The new look...
0:27:16 > 0:27:18It did, it got me a new job.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Well, I think this has been a stylicious success of a makeunder.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26- And you've taken it and made it your own, which I love.- Absolutely, yeah.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29I'm going to stick at it, because it can only get better.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I think POD's done a good job.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Good job, POD.- Yes, POD, good job.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35BOTH LAUGH
0:27:38 > 0:27:40POD, you must be exhausted after that.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44Yes, Jenny Frost. The natural beauty business can be hard work sometimes,
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- but it's worth it.- It is. Alannah and Clinton both loved their new looks.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51And so they should. They looked lovely.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52And you look tired.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- You look like you need some rest. - Good night.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Night night, POD. POD off.
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