Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Love it.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Do you love make up more than life itself?

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Does the thought of going without a false tan terrify you?

0:00:18 > 0:00:22If so, be warned, because here on Snog, Marry, Avoid fake is a dirty word

0:00:22 > 0:00:25and we are about to clean up your act.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27So, flush those false lashes, tear out that fake hair

0:00:27 > 0:00:30and prepare yourself for a natural beauty explosion.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34You are about to enter the fabulous world of the makeunder -

0:00:34 > 0:00:36and this time we've gone global.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hello, POD, how are you today?

0:00:49 > 0:00:54I'm very well, thank you, the Frost, and excited to meet my next makeunder victims.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56It's very strange what makes you happy, POD, but, if it's

0:00:56 > 0:01:00fake ladies you want then you are in for a treat today, my friend.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02I like the sound of that Jenny Frost, tell me more.

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Well, your tour of the Costa del Sol continues and if that wasn't enough,

0:01:07 > 0:01:10we have a very special visitor from New York.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12The fight against fakery goes international.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Well, I am aiming for world domination, you know.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17All right, you natural beauty genius,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19let's just get this lot made under first, shall we?

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Coming up on tonight's show - POD meets a sun worshipper fresh off

0:01:23 > 0:01:24the plane from Spain...

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I just love partying, it's just been all partying.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32- A footballer's daughter is sent off in style.- Sexy, edgy, blingified.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34And there's an American she-wolf in London.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Do I look good? Because I feel good.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40So, ready to fight the forces of fakery, POD?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43And waiting. Who is my first challenge, Frost?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46It's sun-loving Becky, all the way from Magaluf.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Hiya, my name's Becky, I'm 21 years old, I'm from Bolton

0:01:50 > 0:01:53and I'm the most high-maintenance girl you'll ever meet.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56# My life, my life, my life, my life In the sunshine... #

0:01:56 > 0:02:01My perfect holiday is just total, constant sun. I love it.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06When I'm sunbathing, I sunbathe proper. Like all day.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10I'm going on the sun bed, I've already been on once today.

0:02:10 > 0:02:16I am half Nigerian, so I am actually naturally quite dark but I just like looking darker.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20I go on the sun bed twice in one day sometimes.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21I just go browner and browner.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29I like my hair to be straight, big and thick, the bigger the better.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34That is my real hair, proper minging, proper boffy.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36I like wearing lots of make up.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40She can sometimes overdo the make up and takes away from the natural

0:02:40 > 0:02:43beauty that she's got.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46I like my eyelashes being real long. I don't want them to look proper

0:02:46 > 0:02:49stupid but I do like 'em bigger than what everyone else has them.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53I was taking some washing upstairs and put it her on her bed and

0:02:53 > 0:02:56one of the fake eyelashes had come off in the night

0:02:56 > 0:02:59and it was on the bed and if frightened me half to death.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03I thought there was a centipede or something in the bed.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I'm ready.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Magaluf Strip, por favor.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15Becky turns a lot of heads when we walk past, they just stop and stare.

0:03:15 > 0:03:21I love just partying, it's just brilliant. I've not come on holiday to look at castles and things.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Just pure dancing, pure partying.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27My shorts are stuck, because they are still wet from before.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32I've got myself a little bit of a takeaway, a little feast when I get back to the apartment.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'm just going to go now, eat this and crash.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Here we are in Magaluf and I'm here with the gorgeous Becky.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Hi.- Are you having a nice holiday? - I am, yeah, thanks.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Is this what you'd wear for a typical night out over here?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49For a wild night with the girls I'd wear something like this.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51How long does it take you to get ready?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54I try and spend all day getting ready, really.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Now, young lady, I've heard a rumour that you, on holiday in the sunshine,

0:03:58 > 0:03:59- have been on the sun bed.- Yeah.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04Do you not like to go to see maybe Palma Cathedral or some ruins?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, not on a girlie holiday in Magaluf.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Right, gorgeous Becky, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12send you back on your merry way to Blighty. So, good luck.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- I am POD. Who are you?- I'm Becky.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Have you scared many crows lately? - No.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Are you sure, I could have sworn this was you.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Well, you mustn't be looking properly, then.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38POD can see perfectly well that you have hair like straw.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41What have you been up to on your holiday, Becky?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Partying, drinking, sunbathing.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- In other words, late nights, dehydration and wrinkly skin.- I know.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Oh, so you are happy to end up looking like this, are you?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- What's that? - It's a shrivelled prune, Becky.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Thanks.- Did you soak up any of the local culture in Magaluf?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Well... The local what?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Culture.- Culture, I didn't even know there was culture in Magaluf.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09But you appear to know that there was booze in Magaluf.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Oh, no, how bad's that?!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- I was so rough that day.- Is that why you have a bag on your head.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Oh, my God, I don't know.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Did you lean any Spanish words while you were away?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Hola, adios, gracias,

0:05:24 > 0:05:27por favor, buenos dias.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- POD has also learnt some Spanish would you like to hear?- Yeah.

0:05:32 > 0:05:39Becky, eras una senorita tonta, y tiene un pelo desastroso y un piel

0:05:39 > 0:05:45del color de las sardinas fritas, porque te tratas asi?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Porque tratas a POD asi?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Right.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Oh, never mind. What do you think of natural beauty?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57I don't like myself natural, so I like dress like this and have my

0:05:57 > 0:06:01make up like this on purpose so that I feel better about myself.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04In that case why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06My family they have not seen me look natural for ages.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I've never looked totally 100% natural.

0:06:09 > 0:06:15- POD thinks you will look 100% gorgeous 100% natural.- Thanks.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Run phase one - public analysis.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20I asked, how old is this girl?

0:06:23 > 0:06:27- I hope they said 21. - How old are you?

0:06:27 > 0:06:28- 21.- Play.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Don't know about 27 but she's had 27 hours in the tanning salon

0:06:32 > 0:06:34by the looks of it. A bit crispy.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I would say she's 27.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38I think that she's probably 32.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- 32! Cheeky- BLEEP.

0:06:41 > 0:06:4750% of the people asked thought you were 32. And you could kindly refrain

0:06:47 > 0:06:48from any further profanity, Becky?

0:06:48 > 0:06:53- OK.- I also asked, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Avoid.- Play.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58I would avoid her because she shows off too much, to be honest.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00She looks just awful.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02She looks a bit like a tranny. Avoid.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'd definitely avoid.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06She's pretty rough, to be honest.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Oh, my God.- Is that what you were expecting, Becky?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Is it heck.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12I also asked Raef from The Apprentice.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Would you like to know what he said?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Oh, I know who you mean. Yeah.- Play.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Well, here is a woman who certainly looks as though she has been in an

0:07:21 > 0:07:24oven for the last two weeks, or in fact the whole of her life.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28For that reason, I am afraid I would avoid her like the plague.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Get over it.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34You get over the fact that the majority of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Wouldn't even bloody snog them anyway, so what are they going on about?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Are you ready for my verdict?- Yeah.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45You are a crispy coated, straw haired blonde bomb site and you need my -

0:07:48 > 0:07:49We'll see.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Yes, we will. But before I can give you your new natural holiday look

0:07:53 > 0:07:57I need you to remove all of those skanky extensions.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Oh, my God! Right, hold on.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06- Just get on with it, Becky. - Ah, no way, have I got to take all these out?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yes, you do.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh, no way.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Becky, what have you done to your hair?

0:08:12 > 0:08:17- Oh, I know, it's horrendous. - No arguments here.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- I've started not liking you as much. - You'll like me in a minute.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Run, phase three. The makeunder.

0:08:27 > 0:08:34Whoa, oh, my God. Ah! No way.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Well, what do you think?- Its just, like, shocking. I'm just shocked.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Shocked in a good way?- Yeah, it does look nice, it is nice and natural.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44POD thinks you look beautiful, Becky.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49- Thanks.- Shall see what the public think of your new holiday look?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Yeah.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Play. - Without question I would definitely

0:08:53 > 0:08:56snog her because she's got those

0:08:56 > 0:08:59inviting eyes and luscious lips.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01She's, like, marriage material.

0:09:01 > 0:09:06I would snog her because she looks like a very nice wholesome girl.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- What's wholesome?- I think he means you look like a nice young lady.

0:09:10 > 0:09:1450% now want to snog you and the other 50% want to marry you.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17That's funny. It's mad, that.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Here is how I achieved your new look.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23In hot weather, use a tinted moisturiser with a high SPF,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25a flawless beach look.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29On holiday choose a soft draped floaty dress to keep you cool without

0:09:29 > 0:09:33showing off too much flesh. So, will you be keeping this new look?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35I am going to try my hardest.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Good girl, POD computes this makeunder has been

0:09:38 > 0:09:39a complete success.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Thanks.- Goodbye.- See ya.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Oh. That looks lovely!

0:09:54 > 0:09:58I love Becky's new look, I much prefer the more natural Becky.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Yeah, do you like my dress?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Yeah, love it.- Yes, it's very nice.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I like being a bit more natural.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I much prefer this new Becky.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Wow, Becky looks stunning.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Who knew such a gorgeous girl

0:10:18 > 0:10:20was hiding underneath all that tan and hair.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24And who knows what we'd find if we got all the slap off this lot.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27One thing's for sure, Saturday nights would never look the same.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Buy a hot dress because you know them pictures better be looking hot.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Spray your face with hairspray,

0:10:36 > 0:10:40a little bit of glitter in your hand and just blow it all over your face.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43We love make up because it makes you look plastic like Barbie.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46The most important is also looking orange as possible.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47And glamorous.

0:10:47 > 0:10:52This is a new lip gloss that has a mirror on it and it has a light.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55So, it's like the Swiss Army Knife of lip glosses.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Next into POD was bubbly Bianca, a lovely girl you might recognise.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06She's the stepdaughter of a very famous footballer who jetted off

0:11:06 > 0:11:09to an island where she found love, found fame and then promptly found

0:11:09 > 0:11:13herself on all the worse dressed lists. It's Bianca Gascoigne.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Hello and welcome to my house.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I'm Bianca Gascoigne, I'm 23 years old.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25My stepfather is Paul Gascoigne.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Here we have my bedroom.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30I like to call it the magic bed,

0:11:30 > 0:11:31it's where the magic happens.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36This bit here is my wardrobe.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41My style - the boobs,

0:11:41 > 0:11:43the short skirt, sexy, edgy and,

0:11:43 > 0:11:47I know this isn't a word, but blingified.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51This dress here, I wore it to a premiere

0:11:51 > 0:11:55and I felt a million dollars in it but I got absolutely slated.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I suppose I do look tarty.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58This was in every magazine

0:11:58 > 0:12:02and they told me I needed to grow up, but I absolutely love it.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07My hair's fake, my nails are fake, my boobs are fake, my eyelashes are

0:12:07 > 0:12:11fake but everything else is real.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14So this is my trusty make up box.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19I love make up. Definitely eyelashes, big hair and smoky eyes.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Va-va-voom effect.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22She thinks that she doesn't look

0:12:22 > 0:12:26beautiful underneath so she feels the need to put it on so much.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28She thinks she's ugly but she's not.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31It's all about the glamour.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34State of emergency.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Basically, didn't have any hairspray at home so, I need to go to the garage.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Right I've got my hairspray.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I don't take myself seriously when I'm out

0:12:47 > 0:12:49and I try and have as much fun as possible.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55The makeunder will be good for Bianca because she doesn't need any

0:12:55 > 0:12:59of the make up, anything like that. She looks spot on without it all.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06Absolutely fantastic night and, POD, you'd better be ready for me.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Hello, Bianca.- Hello.- How are you today?- Very good, thank you.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Now, those pesky magazines often put you

0:13:14 > 0:13:17on the worst dressed list. How does that make you feel?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19It's a bit annoying them always slating it because

0:13:19 > 0:13:22sometimes I think, "Come on, that's not actually that bad."

0:13:22 > 0:13:25So, is this what you'd wear for a normal night out?

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Yes, definitely. The big high shoes, little short skirt, little vest top

0:13:29 > 0:13:32and obviously, there's got to be a bit of bling somewhere.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36What couldn't you live without that you're sure POD's going to take off you?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38It's definitely going to have to be the hair.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41When POD takes them away I am just going to be

0:13:41 > 0:13:45uber upset because it's definitely a security blanket for me.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Right, Bianca I am going to wish you good luck in POD now

0:13:47 > 0:13:51and I will see you when you are all madeunder with smaller hair. Good luck.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Bianca Gascoigne.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08This Bianca Gascoigne?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Oh, my God, I've never seen that picture before.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Any chance the breasts you are wearing there are real, Bianca?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- My boobs are fake, yes, come on. - Bianca.- Yes, POD.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Is that shaggy mane all your own?- No.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Did you shave a hairy yak to get it?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Oh, that's a bit rude. It's been called other things, to be fair.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32- Like what?- Like when it's left on the floor they think it's like a dead racoon or something like that.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Why do you want to look like you have a dead racoon on your head?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I suppose I use it like a comfort blanket.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42That doesn't sound very comforting to POD, or a racoon.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45You know what I mean, though, don't you. You know, you get my gist.

0:14:45 > 0:14:50Not really, Bianca, no. Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53I would love the public and the press to take me more seriously.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57There is a lot more to me than just big hair, big boobs and make up.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Like what?- Obviously, I sing.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, POD would love to hear you bust a rhyme.

0:15:02 > 0:15:08- SHE RAPS: - I say yo, it's me, B, lyrically on the M I C, that's how we do, yes,

0:15:08 > 0:15:11my baby, up in a mix, when we be getting down like this.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- POD very much enjoyed your little song.- Thank you.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18It is now time to find out what the public think of your look.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Are you ready? - Yes, POD, double yes, POD.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23That's the spirit, Bianca.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Running public analysis.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27I asked would you buy this girl -

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Oh, that's so mean. - What do you think they said?

0:15:32 > 0:15:36- I want it to be dinner, so I am going to go for dinner.- Play.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37If I had to, I would buy her a kebab.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42I'd probably buy her a kebab because she looks like the type of person you might meet late at night.

0:15:42 > 0:15:48I'd definitely buy her a kebab. She looks like the type of girl who enjoys cheap meat.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51That's very rude. Put a kebab in their face.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Well, then you'd be putting a lot of kebabs in a lot of faces because

0:15:54 > 0:15:5675% wanted to buy you a kebab.

0:15:56 > 0:16:0075%! I don't even like kebabs.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04I also asked, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Obviously I'm going to go for avoid.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Play.- Probably avoid her because she looks really tacky.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12I would avoid, her to be honest.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15She looks like she's just good for a snog and just for fun.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Are you good for that, Bianca?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I am good for that

0:16:19 > 0:16:21but obviously I'm good for other things as well.

0:16:21 > 0:16:26- 55% of the people we asked did want to snog you.- Oh, yes.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29But 30% want to avoid you completely.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Oh, it's a lot better than I thought it was going to be.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Brace yourself, Bianca, POD is going to say something unprecedented.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40Many of your fellow celebrities have come before POD and compared to

0:16:40 > 0:16:43them your level of fakery is in the minor leagues.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44You are joking, aren't you?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46POD never jokes about natural beauty.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49You, Bianca, are a big-boobed racoon head,

0:16:49 > 0:16:52in need of a tweak, not a full makeunder.

0:16:52 > 0:16:56So you will undergo my natural beauty reboot immediately.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59I want to see what magic you can come up with.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Then prepare to be amazed.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Run the makeunder.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Oh, my God, I am going to die. - Well, what do you think?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Definitely been madeunder, haven't I?

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Oh, Bianca, I hardly touched you. You had so much natural beauty already.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19It's freaking me out.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20I am not going to lie to you.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23But all I did was remove the dead racoon and give you something a

0:17:23 > 0:17:27- little more sophisticated to wear. - Who I am looking at is not me.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Surely you can see you have a lot of natural beauty?

0:17:30 > 0:17:33I don't know what to say because I don't feel like I have.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Believe me, Bianca, you do.- For me, it's not an easy thing to take in.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Would it help to know what the public think of the new you?

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- I'd like to see what they'd say, to be fair.- Play.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I think I would probably snog her.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46She looks like she has pretty impressive lips.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47She would be a good kisser.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50I would snog her, she was gorgeous.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Snog, marry and tingle-wingle because

0:17:53 > 0:17:57she has really nice hair and I'm sure we'd get along.

0:17:57 > 0:18:03- OK.- 60% now want to marry you and everyone else wanted to snog you.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- That's better isn't it?- Yeah, defo.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Do you think the press might take your more seriously now?

0:18:09 > 0:18:12I don't think they'd recognise me, for one.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14POD thinks they will recognise you

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- as Bianca Gascoigne, stunning natural beauty.- Thank you.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Here's how I achieved your new look.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Taking your hair back to its original colour brings

0:18:22 > 0:18:27out your natural skin tone. This body con dress is a sophisticated and sexy

0:18:27 > 0:18:29alternative to frilly girly dresses.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32I suppose it's more mature and sophisticated.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Is there any chance you'll be keeping your natural look.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39Not for me yet, but it's definitely something I am going to work on, I do promise that.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43I hope you do work on it, Bianca, because you are a stunning natural beauty.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44- Thank you.- Goodbye.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Bye.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Look at her face.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Look at her face. You look well good.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- No, I don't, babe.- You do, totally.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- No, I don't, don't lie. - I'm not lying, love it.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Really?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I think she looks well cute. Love the hair, love the face.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12When she came round the corner, I thought "wow".

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I really like the make up, I like the whole package, actually.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- You look beautiful.- Thank you.

0:19:24 > 0:19:29Oh, Bianca looked stunning but what a shame that she couldn't see that she is a natural beauty.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32We'll be catching up with her later to see if she's changed her mind.

0:19:32 > 0:19:37Now, have you ever heard a beauty tip, wondered if it worked but been too afraid to try it?

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Well, wonder no more, because on behalf of curious girls everywhere

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I've been trying out your top tips.

0:19:45 > 0:19:50We all know what it's like when we go away on holiday, it's very, very easy to get burned. Like Nigel here.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53He didn't put enough sun cream on and he's gone a little bit pink.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Is that sore?- It is, yes.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Well, you can spend lots of money on expensive after suns,

0:19:59 > 0:20:03or you can do it the natural way and put some yoghurt on.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Do you mind if I smear some yoghurt on you, Nigel?- No, that's fine.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08How does that feel?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Very nice.- Soothing?- Yes.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Well, I think we can confirm that yoghurt does soothe sunburn.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17You can leave us to it now. Bye, bye.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Do you remember we met the gorgeous Becky earlier on?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26She was on holiday in Magaluf and still using sun beds.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28But has she kept the madeunder look,

0:20:28 > 0:20:30or has she gone back to her long blonde ways?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Let's meet her now and find out.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Hello, young lady.- Hiya.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Now, the hair's back.- Yeah.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Did you miss it? - Yeah, I did miss it.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42I really tried to be more natural and everything but I can't do it.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47I completely loved your makeunder. I'm a little bit disappointed that you went back.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51I tried being a bit more natural but it's seriously just not me at all.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Have you taken anything away from the makeunder?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I've started looking after my hair a bit more.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00I've been going on sun beds a bit less. I've learnt that this is me,

0:21:00 > 0:21:03so I'm just happy, just how I am.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I think that's a really positive thing. It's reaffirmed to you

0:21:06 > 0:21:08that you are happy with who you are.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11So, I am sorry, POD, the extensions are still here,

0:21:11 > 0:21:14the lashes are still here but we've got a much more confident Becky.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Next up we are off to New York to meet the fabulous Andre J.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24He's a man who looks like a woman but has a beard.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27It shouldn't work but somehow kind of does.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32The lights, the action, it's New York City! Are you ready?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36# Love to love you, baby... #

0:21:36 > 0:21:41Five, four, three, two, one - action.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I have always been fascinated by glamour.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49Big hair, red lips, sequins, rhinestones, fur, pizzazz.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52I love things that sparkle and shine.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56It's a reflection of my personality.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57This is the fantasy, honey.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00It's 13,000.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Do I look good? Because I feel good.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05When you see someone walking down the street,

0:22:05 > 0:22:11please feel free to say to them, "You look good." Because they do. And so do you.

0:22:12 > 0:22:17Whenever we walk in the street at least a dozen people stop him.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20That camera's always trying to get Andre J.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24That camera loves Andre.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26And Andre J loves that camera.

0:22:28 > 0:22:33The one word that you always hear walking down the street with Andre is "Wow".

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Can I get a picture with you?- Sure. - We love you, you're from Tyra!

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Huge fan!

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Taxi.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Hey, I want to show you what my New York city is. Are you ready, honey?

0:22:53 > 0:22:57I love it. I'm young and single and I love to mingle, honey.

0:22:58 > 0:23:05I'm not a woman, I'm not a man, I am something that you'll never understand.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16I am POD, who are you?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Hi, POD, I'm Andre J.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Nice to meet you.- Are you a man?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- No, POD.- Are you a bearded lady?

0:23:24 > 0:23:28- No, POD. - POD does not compute, what are you?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32- What do you want to know, honey? I'll tell you.- I want to know what is Andre J.

0:23:32 > 0:23:37It's a little Cher, meets Andre J, meets Diana Ross, meets Tina Turner, meets sex appeal

0:23:37 > 0:23:39but that's a whole another story.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- You know what I mean. - Let me get this straight.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Andre J, meets Diana Ross, meets Cher, meets Tina Turner,

0:23:45 > 0:23:47meets POD's worst nightmare.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yeah.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Andre J.- Yes, POD.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55- What are you wearing?- Today my gift was to dress up for you and hope you

0:23:55 > 0:23:58would appreciate the beauty that life has to offer, POD.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Well, I hope you kept the receipt because POD would like to send that gift back.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05I think you like my outfit, POD. You are in denial.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07And you are insane.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14- POD, I am having so much fun. Oh, my goodness, you are blowing my mind. - What does a person like you do?

0:24:14 > 0:24:19I am a model, muse, entertainer, party promoter...

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Who in POD's name hires a crazy cross dresser with a beard?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Oh, goodness, POD you have no idea.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I worked with Tyra Banks and she said to me,

0:24:27 > 0:24:32"Don't you ever shave it off. Don't you ever. You keep that there. It makes you what you are."

0:24:32 > 0:24:35And what's that, a gender bending, beardy weirdy?

0:24:35 > 0:24:41Oh, no, POD. Andre J is love, positive energy, happy, healthy.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45I could go on and on, POD, but I don't think we have enough time

0:24:45 > 0:24:48for me to continue to explain about my genderless essence.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52No, Andre, there will never be enough time to understand your

0:24:52 > 0:24:54genderless essence.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56It's all about spreading love.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Let's talk about love.- Let's not.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02POD, I want to hug you when we're done, is that OK?

0:25:02 > 0:25:04No.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08- I love you. - Well, the feeling isn't mutual.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10What do you think of natural beauty?

0:25:10 > 0:25:16Natural beauty to me means the essence of who you are, and I can see your natural beauty also, POD.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19How nice for you. It's a pity I can't see yours.

0:25:19 > 0:25:24- Oh, POD, stop it. I'm only telling you something really beautiful and magical.- And what is that exactly?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27I would like to speak to the world and tell them that they

0:25:27 > 0:25:31are beautiful. I would like to find the beauty in people.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35POD likes to find the beauty in people, too, their natural beauty.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37That's why I love you, because that's who you are, POD,

0:25:37 > 0:25:40and I appreciate that about you and I respect that about you, POD.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Really, you respect me?

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Oh, I love you, POD. I think you're absolutely glorious.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49If you really loved me, Andre, you'd let me make you under.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Oh, how could you ask me to do something like that, POD?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Because it's POD mission to restore the world

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- to a state of natural beauty. - That's your fantasy, POD, not mine.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01It is my fantasy for you to give me some of your fakery.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05What do you want, POD, what do you want? What do you want from me?

0:26:05 > 0:26:09- I want your fake hair. - POD, as much as I love you, I am not giving you anything.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Then we have nothing more to talk about.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Are you kicking me out, POD?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Correct, have you anything more to say?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19# That's entertainment... #

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Oh, POD off.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Do you remember the gorgeous Bianca?

0:26:29 > 0:26:32POD decided she didn't need a makeunder, she just needed a tweak.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Has she kept those tweaks or has she gone back to full on glamour?

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Let's meet the lady herself and find out. Hello.- Hello, darling.

0:26:38 > 0:26:43- You look very nice today. - I am quite cas' today, to be fair. - I am digging the cas' look.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Thank you. - I don't think your makeunder

0:26:46 > 0:26:49was that dramatically different but you were just totally gobsmacked.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51I was totally, totally gobsmacked.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Yeah. When you see a different you, it was just a massive shock.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Is there any element of the makeunder that you liked?

0:26:57 > 0:27:01I loved the dress and I've actually worn it since, out,

0:27:01 > 0:27:03and I got lots of comments on it.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06I have been going out without my extensions.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10So, it definitely has done an improvement somewhere.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Do you intend to keep on this road to natural beauty?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I understand, obviously, that natural is better,

0:27:15 > 0:27:20but I don't see myself as a natural beauty because still I don't feel that comfortable in my skin.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24- But, it's definitely improved. - Lots of positives. I think POD would be very happy.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27So, good job POD. Have you got a message for her?

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Just that I miss you and I want to see you again soon.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Well, POD you must have had fun today.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37It's not every day you get to meet a bearded lady.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41Indeed it isn't and it's not an experience I care to repeat. The bearded dimwit.

0:27:41 > 0:27:46- Oh, I thought Andre was lovely. - Whose side are you on, Frost?

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Yours, of course. And I thought Becky and Bianca looked stunning.

0:27:49 > 0:27:54- It's a bit late for that, Frost. - If you're going to be like that, POD, I suggest you get some sleep.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- Fine by me.- POD off, grumpy guts.

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