Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- # I should be the face of every fashion magazine!- Love it!

0:00:05 > 0:00:11# Gonna feel that feeling Gonna lose control tonight! #

0:00:13 > 0:00:15If the idea of no make-up fills you with horror

0:00:15 > 0:00:18and you'd rather go without water than fake tan,

0:00:18 > 0:00:21you're in for a shock, cos on this show we are a fake free zone.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24So put away the slap and hide those hair extensions

0:00:24 > 0:00:28because you, my friends, are about to get a lesson in natural beauty.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Welcome to the simply fabulous world of the make under.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47- Hello, the PODmeister. - Good day, Jenny Frost, and may I say you're looking quite lovely.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Why, thank you, POD, but why can't you be that nice to everybody you meet?

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Because most of the people I meet are make-up crazed and fake obsessed.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59I suppose you do have a point, especially when I know who's coming to see you today.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01That sounds ominous, Frost.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Prepare yourself, POD, because today you will be taking on five fake fans.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Bring it on, Frost!

0:01:07 > 0:01:12Coming up on tonight's show: POD meets a feisty northern girl...

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- I like extensions to look like extensions.- ..Has a run-in with some Welsh men...

0:01:16 > 0:01:18This is it, this is the look.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20..and a lairy London lady.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22My look is sexy.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24So come on, then, let me at them.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27First up is the lovely, bubbly Carolyn.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32I'm Carolyn and I'm your tanorexic Scouse Rapunzel.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38My outfits are always, always unique, quirky and glamorous,

0:01:38 > 0:01:42but these clothes would not look anywhere near as good without my tan.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Instant self-esteem.

0:01:52 > 0:01:58I can never looked dark enough. I look in the mirror and I'm never, ever dark enough. Nice, that, innit?

0:01:58 > 0:02:02I like my make-up to be glamorous, very over-the-top, very unique.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Now it's the hair.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I like my hair extra thick, extra long. That's glamour.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11It's more of a fashion, couture kind of look, you know, on the catwalk?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I like extensions to look like extensions.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18You don't it to look real. You want to be a Barbie doll and they haven't got real hair!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25When I walk into a bar, everyone turns and looks.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30If you were to take POD out on a night out with me, you wouldn't get home until Tuesday.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34I'd say Carolyn attracts scally lads.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37What are you doing on TV? Can't you find a fella?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I do my look for me. I don't do it for other men, or other girls.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43I'm being who I am, I'm being true to myself.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47- Hello, gorgeous Carolyn.- Hi.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Now, first things first, how brown are you?!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Probably you'd say too brown!

0:02:52 > 0:02:57- POD would say too brown.- Too brown. - Talk me through this outfit. - Love leopard print.

0:02:57 > 0:03:03With the hot pants, the leg warmers, bit of dancewear, and the platforms. You've got to wear the platforms.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- What is the one thing that you could not live without?- Tan.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Could you ever be too brown?

0:03:10 > 0:03:14No-one can ever be too brown. You can never looked too healthy.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Right, Carolyn, I'll wish you good luck in POD.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Go in there for Liverpool, girl, and I'll see you on the other side.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I am POD.

0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Who are you?- My name's Carolyn. - Why are you baring your bottom?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Because it looks fabulous, that's why!- It looks rude.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- It depends what angle you're looking from!- No, Carolyn.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Whatever way you look at it, you have no pants and no shame.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48- Well, that's your personal opinion, POD!- Yes, it is. POD has found a style match.

0:03:48 > 0:03:54Brassy northern blonde wearing lurid leopard-print - Carolyn, are you Bet Lynch?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57No. I wear probably more expensive leopard-print than Bet Lynch wears.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02Hmm, probably, but your skin is the colour of Betty's hotpot.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- That's called tan, darling.- It's called grubby fake bake, darling.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- It might be fake, but it looks better than natural.- Incorrect.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15- What else is fake about you? - Everything except my personality. - Oh, dear. Which bits are fake?

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.- Let me guess - boobs?

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Maybe.- Hair?- Yes.- Bit of botox? - Yes, POD.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27- That is nothing to be proud of, Carolyn.- I love it!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- What would you say if I showed you this?- I would say I was pale.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Well, I would say you were once very naturally pretty.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, a complement for once?!

0:04:35 > 0:04:41- Things must be looking up.- Well, from where I'm looking, the cracks are definitely beginning to show.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Why have you come to POD for a make under?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Sometimes I think I may give the wrong impression.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- It's hard to meet sincere people looking a certain way.- What kind of men do you meet?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- The wrong kind.- Then why do you dress the way you do?

0:04:54 > 0:04:59I'm sure every single feminist would scream, "No, no, no!" looking at me,

0:04:59 > 0:05:01but I like to be noticed.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Yes, POD doesn't believe women burned their bras in protest

0:05:04 > 0:05:08so that you could parade around in your pants looking for attention.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Run phase one...

0:05:10 > 0:05:11OK.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Are you ready?- Very much so.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17I asked, "How old is this girl?"

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Please tell me they didn't say 34!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Tell me what you think.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23I'll say what they think.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- I think I look 24.- Play.

0:05:25 > 0:05:30I'd say probably 29 but spent too much time on the sunbeds, maybe 34.

0:05:30 > 0:05:3334, too much tan. She looks like she might be from Essex.

0:05:33 > 0:05:3634. I would have said higher if there was a higher option.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41- They're just being...plain nasty! - No-one thought you were 24.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Shut up! Shut up! Are you kidding me?!

0:05:44 > 0:05:50No. A massive 60% cent think you look 34, 10 years older than you actually are.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51- No.- Yes.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I tell you what that is, they thought it was a trick question.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Incorrect.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00I also asked, "Would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?"

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- 110% snog.- Play.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'd probably avoid her cos she's got loads of fake tan,

0:06:07 > 0:06:10too much make-up and just looks a bit plastic.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I'd avoid her - she looks plastic.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Not into that, man. Just not into it. Wrong.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- OK.- I also asked TV's Jeremy Edwards.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Would you like to know what he said?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Go on, enlighten me.- Play.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Yeah, I would definitely snog this girl,

0:06:25 > 0:06:29just because I've always had this thing for Bet Lynch from Coronation Street,

0:06:29 > 0:06:32with the leopard print and the barmaid bosoms.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- We'll see about that!- Jeremy's liking for brassy barmaids

0:06:35 > 0:06:40was not shared by the 90% of the public who wanted to avoid you.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- That's a lie.- POD does not lie, Carolyn.

0:06:42 > 0:06:48- How are you feeling about your public analysis?- People in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53- I'm sure I'm more articulate and intelligent than they are, a million times over.- Really?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- I'm the most intelligent person you've had.- Your look is not articulating intelligence,

0:06:57 > 0:07:01it is articulating a stupid sense of style.

0:07:01 > 0:07:07- This is obviously a computer that doesn't know style, then.- Incorrect. Are you ready for my verdict?- Go on.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10You are a big-boobed, bum-baring Bet Lynch.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13It's high time this leopard changed her spots, so you need my...

0:07:16 > 0:07:17There was a mouthful.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Choose a new hair colour - chestnut, auburn, chocolate brown, ebony.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Chestnut.- Choose a celebrity style -

0:07:25 > 0:07:30- Kate Moss, Cameron Diaz, Kelly Brook, Blake Lively. - Blake Lively.

0:07:30 > 0:07:36Run phase two, deep cleanse, and you can start by removing that idiotic insect that's stuck to your face.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- All right, then.- Yuck.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Now please put on your deep-cleanse uniform.

0:07:42 > 0:07:47- You're just trying to make me look stupid.- I'm trying to make you look better. Now get wiping.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- I'm going to look ridiculously pale. - Just show me that wipe.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54You grubby, grubby girl.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- How are you feeling?- Horrible.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58But are you ready to feel brilliant?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I am. I'm ready for my make under.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Good, then run phase three, the make under.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, I love it. It's lovely.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13You look beautiful.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Thank you.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17How do you feel as a natural beauty?

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- I feel like I have to act differently.- Like a sophisticated lady?

0:08:21 > 0:08:26Of course. I look prettier this way, because you can tell more... I've got more natural beauty.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Correct. You said you wanted to meet a more sincere person.- Yes, POD.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Shall we see if that's possible now? - Yes, go on, then.- Play.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'd definitely snog her, she looks like a fun, bubbly, lively person.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'd snog her because she's very natural, pretty girl.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I would marry her -

0:08:42 > 0:08:44she looks like a nice, sophisticated girl.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45I think that's crazy!

0:08:45 > 0:08:50- Now 50% of the people we asked wanted to snog you.- Thank you.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- And the other 50% wanted to marry you.- Thank you.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Sounds like you'll definitely meet someone sincere now.- Maybe.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Here is your natural beauty data.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Keep your foundation the colour of your skin

0:09:02 > 0:09:05and use blusher to add warmth instead of fake tan.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10Sheer fabrics are a good way of revealing what lies beneath for a subtly sexy look.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Right.- What do you think of natural beauty?

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Natural beauty should be given more credit than I gave it beforehand.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Even without the tan?- Even without the tan. You've proved me wrong.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23POD has succeeded in this make under.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25You have exceeded yourself in many ways.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29And you have exceeded yourself with your stunning natural beauty.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Thank you, POD.- Goodbye. - Goodbye. Mwah!

0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Carolyn, you look weird! Oh, my God! You look so different! - I know, it's crazy, isn't it?

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Give us a little twirl, then. Let's see it all. Ah, you look lovely.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I think you look cute. And sexy.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I feel I should be saying something intelligent.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56Your figure looks gorgeous. She doesn't look like my friend, she looks different.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Like the way she holds herself.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Well done!

0:10:04 > 0:10:08I thought Carolyn looked stunning, but will she really give up the tan?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10We'll find out later.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11While we're on the subject,

0:10:11 > 0:10:16a few of you could also do with giving up the false tan, and a couple of other things, too.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23The fake tan, the false lashes, fake nails, big hair, extensions, the lot.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Fake tan every day because it keeps a natural tan up and it looks brilliant.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Lots of lip gloss. Make your lips more beautiful.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Only get clip-on extensions when you're wearing hair extensions.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Otherwise they ruin your hair and you learn the hard way.

0:10:41 > 0:10:47Next up, POD has her work cut out for her as she tries to give style tips to a bunch of rowdy lads from Wales.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50This is what happens when the POD met the GLC.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Welcome to the world of the Goldie Lookin' Chain.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56# Guns don't kill people Rappers do

0:10:56 > 0:10:58# Summon the police Woo woo woo! #

0:10:58 > 0:11:04- Yo, I'm Eggsy from GLC. - Hello, my friends, I'm Rhys.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Yo, yo, yo, I'm Adam Hussein.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Yay!

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Our music, a lot of people think it's some sort of gangster rap, but it's not.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- It's more kind of folk... folk rap. - Folk orientated.- Folk hop.

0:11:19 > 0:11:27- Check it out!- In Goldie Lookin' Chain, people think that we wear tracksuits, but we wear leisurewear.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Once you put leisurewear on, everybody else wants to get involved.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Leisurewear is like pyjamas,

0:11:38 > 0:11:40but you can wear it to the pub.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Mix it up, put it on, if it works, brilliant.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44If it doesn't work, sack it off.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49I've gone for the fingerless leather glove look.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53I feel like 58 quid and 75p, it's amazing.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54This is it, this is the look.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58This is all you need.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Kick it!- Come on, kids!

0:12:02 > 0:12:07- Let's go.- We're going out tonight to a very posh place called Cardiff.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09# You've got to fight

0:12:09 > 0:12:11# For your right

0:12:11 > 0:12:14# To pa-a-arty! #

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Our fans range from like young kids to old people to criminals...

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- All types.- You've got everything.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33Goldie Lookin' Chain! GLC!

0:12:33 > 0:12:38- Hello, boys.- Hello.- How's it going? You all right? You having a good time?

0:12:38 > 0:12:42I'm having a lovely time in the pub with you. So talk me through the look of GLC.

0:12:42 > 0:12:4775% polyester, something shiny, something you'll sweat in, sport-based, but never do sport.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48That's it, that the vibe.

0:12:48 > 0:12:55This here, you wear it like that, if it gets too sunny you can turn it around and wear it like that.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Now, that is wicked!- This is a look.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- What is one thing you couldn't live without?- I wouldn't mind keeping my dignity.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Considering I'm wearing a woman's wig...- Your dignity's gone, I'm afraid.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08That's fine with me, rocking the M-I-C.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- So how are you feeling about POD? - Really excited.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- I like electricity and I like computers.- It's like a cash machine

0:13:13 > 0:13:15but it gives you clothes not money.

0:13:15 > 0:13:20Right, Goldie Looking Chain, I'll wish you good luck in POD and I'll see you on the other side.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30I am POD.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Hello, POD.- Hiya, POD.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Who are you?- We are Goldie Lookin' Chain's Rhys, Adam and Eggsy.- Hello.

0:13:37 > 0:13:42- Are you a boy band?- Yes. - No.- No. Technically no.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43- A man band.- It's a man band.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47- We are men in a man band.- So do you play music in this man band?

0:13:47 > 0:13:52- Yes.- Well done, POD.- We've got a song called Half Man, Half Machine, which you might like.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- POD, you'd be up for that. - Do you mean this song?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Eggsy's gone too far He thinks he's Robocop

0:13:58 > 0:14:00# He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks

0:14:00 > 0:14:03# We tried to sedate him but he BLEEP... #

0:14:03 > 0:14:06That's quite enough of that! POD does not approve of rude rapping.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Oh...

0:14:08 > 0:14:11If you went to a disco, what type of music would you listen to?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14POD does not go to discos, but personally I've always enjoyed

0:14:14 > 0:14:17the work of those nice young men called Take That.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21# Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it

0:14:21 > 0:14:24# You'll be right and understood

0:14:24 > 0:14:27# Want you back Want you back

0:14:27 > 0:14:31# I want you back for good... # Have you turned yourself off?!

0:14:31 > 0:14:35I do apologise, I'm afraid I got a bit distracted there.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37To be honest, I've had dreams like that.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39I have had dreams where I look like Take That.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42But you appear to have based your look on Jimmy Saville.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44That's what's known as one hell of a look, POD.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- One hell of a bad look.- Gutted.

0:14:46 > 0:14:51In POD's name, why do you want to look like a pensioner in polyester?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Cos it's a look, POD. This is leisurewear, POD.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Ultimate fashion. - That's reversible as well.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Don't want to go into it, but that is reversible.- Yeah.

0:14:58 > 0:15:03If only your ridiculous look was reversible - permanently reversible.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06That's a matter of taste, isn't it?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice, POD.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13POD is very important and very nice, and knows that somewhere underneath

0:15:13 > 0:15:17those tacky tracksuits are three very handsome young men.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Are you saying there's light at the end of the tunnel, POD? - Yes, Eggsy, I am.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Oh, wicked. That's wicked.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Why have you come to POD for a make-under?

0:15:25 > 0:15:29We want you to turn us into the suave sophisticates that you claim you can.

0:15:29 > 0:15:34Oh, don't you worry, I will. But first I need to find out what the public think of your current look.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Go on, then.

0:15:36 > 0:15:41- Run phase one, public analysis. - Wooh!

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Yes, POD!

0:15:42 > 0:15:43I asked:

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Marry us, innit?- Yeah, I'd say marry. Go on, press marry.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Marry!- Marry! Marry.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Play.- I would avoid them, because they look like chavs.- Great.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56I would definitely avoid those guys, they look scary to me.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Definitely avoid, they look the wrong type of people.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Not doing too well then, POD. - No, you're not.

0:16:01 > 0:16:07- 100% of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.- Yay!

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- There we go, eh?- That's a shame. - What emotion are you registering?

0:16:11 > 0:16:15I think a lot of women initially are scared by us, but when they get to know us

0:16:15 > 0:16:21- they realise that deep down at heart we are honest, nice, hard-working lads.- Quite caring.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23And I think some of us actually own cats.

0:16:23 > 0:16:28Perhaps your look is not saying that you are caring, cat-loving members of a man band.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30You've probably hit the nail on the head, there.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Are you ready for my verdict? - Yeah.- Looking forward to it.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36You are a bunch of silly, shellsuit-wearing wallies

0:16:36 > 0:16:39just dying to break free of your Goldie Looking Chains.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42So you will undergo my:

0:16:44 > 0:16:46POD, can I kiss a woman if I change my clothes?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Anything is possible with POD.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Can you electrocute people, POD?

0:16:50 > 0:16:55I can do all kinds of things, Adam. Are you ready for your make-under?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57As long as I don't look like a geography teacher.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00POD knows just the look for a naturally fabulous man band.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Are you ready? - Yeah.- Let's do it, POD.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Then GLC, Take That!

0:17:05 > 0:17:10# Cos I-I-I-I-I

0:17:10 > 0:17:13# Need ti-i-i-i-ime... #

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Hi.- Well, hello, boys!

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- What do you think?- Liking it, POD. - You've done all right, there.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Well done, POD.- What do you think of each other's looks?- You look nice.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Thank you. You look lovely.- Thanks.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28You look like a farmer!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31You do look like a farmer. But a good-looking farmer.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32A good-looking farmer.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35He's probably got 200 cows.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- 400.- 400.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39This, in farming terms, is 400 cows.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- That is the look of a man with 400 cows.- 400 cows.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45POD is moo-ved by your handsome new looks.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Yay!

0:17:48 > 0:17:53- What do you think the public will think?- If I was judging me, I'd give me one.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Well, let's find out if anyone else would. Play.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00I would marry them, because I think they look very clean-cut, they look

0:18:00 > 0:18:02very lovely and I think my mum would be happy if I took them home.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Nice, nice. - I would snog, because they look...

0:18:06 > 0:18:08They look like the kind of London boys I go for.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12I'd snog them because they look like they have a lot of money.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- I've got £2.50.- 40 quid! Cash. - I've got at least £2.50.

0:18:15 > 0:18:20Well, hey, big spenders, add this up - 70% of the people we asked

0:18:20 > 0:18:25- wanted to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you.- Yay!

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Here's how I achieved your new natural man band look.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Wear a t-shirt under a jacket for a smart but casual look,

0:18:32 > 0:18:34and a new approach to leisurewear.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Team skinny trousers with a hat and a waistcoat

0:18:37 > 0:18:39for a modern twist on a classic look.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42So, will you rethink your leisurewear look?

0:18:42 > 0:18:46There's always a place in my heart for leisurewear, but now there's room for...

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- other clothing as well.- Good. What do you think of natural beauty now?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- As important as personal hygiene. - Yeah.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57POD computes this make-under has been a complete success.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Thank you, POD.- Thanks, POD. - Goodbye, boys.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Thanks, POD.- Safe.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Now, get your toothbrushes at the ready, guys,

0:19:08 > 0:19:12cos I'm about to show you a top tip that has nothing to do with teeth.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Most people throw away their old toothbrushes. Not me.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I like to recycle - they're very handy in the beauty department.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Not only are they good for grooming eyebrows...

0:19:23 > 0:19:28like this, they're also very good for exfoliating your lips.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30You just get a lip balm,

0:19:30 > 0:19:34put some on quite liberally...

0:19:34 > 0:19:36and gently, softly exfoliate.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Well, that's worked a treat. No more dry skin.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Lovely soft, kissable lips, and it didn't cost a penny.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Mwah!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52So, when we met Caroline, POD had a challenge on her hands

0:19:52 > 0:19:55to turn the tan-obsessed blonde bombshell into a natural beauty.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Did she succeed? Yes, she did. But has she kept it?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02I don't know. Here she is. Hello.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Hi, Jenny.- How are you?- I'm fine.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Blonde!

0:20:06 > 0:20:11- How long did you keep the make-under for?- About five minutes. - Do you like the look, though?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14I liked the look, but I don't like the look on me.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Although you will notice that my tan is lighter.- Because of POD?

0:20:17 > 0:20:23That is one of the reasons I toned down my tan slightly, and made my hair slightly darker.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25So, what positives have you taken away?

0:20:25 > 0:20:29The less-is-more kind of philosophy, which is still the tan, still the blonde hair,

0:20:29 > 0:20:33slightly darker blonde hair and slightly lighter tan.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37That sounds like a good compromise, Have you got a message for POD?

0:20:37 > 0:20:43Unfortunately, you can't change my personality, so you can't take all the madness out of the girl.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Next to face POD is booty-shaking Sherika,

0:20:48 > 0:20:53a girl who just loves her skimpy outfits. POD will be pleased.

0:20:55 > 0:21:01My name is Sherika, and I'm a single girl living in south-west London.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05I am from Jamaica. I am 25 years of age, and my look is sexy.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I definitely love outrageous wigs.

0:21:09 > 0:21:15With a wig, I can be anyone I want to be. From Rihanna, Posh, Beyonce.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24I love make-up. It's a girl's best friend. This is basically my fake beauty spot.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28It makes me look much more gorgeous.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Sher can take forever to be ready, even just putting on a thong.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39This outfit is so blingin'.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Get me sparkly, get me noticed in the dark.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46The kind of person she is doesn't reflect on her clothes,

0:21:46 > 0:21:50she is a friendly, bubbly, lovely person that cares about everyone.

0:21:59 > 0:22:04A make-under will be good for her, so that she can see that she can look beautiful with clothes on.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10There's nothing like a bit of glamour on a dull day.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Thank you very much. That is me, I love it.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Glamorous is my thing.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Can you talk me through this look today?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Do you want to see it? - I think I might have to.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'll move my chair back.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25OK. It is like this.

0:22:27 > 0:22:32For once, the Frost is speechless, but one person who won't be speechless is POD.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35I can't wait for POD to see my blingin' bum!

0:22:38 > 0:22:43Right, sweetheart, I'm going to wish you and your blingin' bum good luck in POD.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52I am POD. Who are you?

0:22:52 > 0:22:54My name is Sherika.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Tell me, Sherika, have you been caught in a fishing net?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Not really. I'm a sexy lady. It's showing my sexy bum.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- It shows your bare bum.- Yes.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06What have you got sprouting out of your scalp?

0:23:06 > 0:23:09My hair is, like, so gold.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- It is so fake.- It is blingin'.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- It is minging.- You are so rude.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18- What do you think of natural beauty? - I can't do natural. No.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22Oh, but you can do a skimpy bit of string and layers of slap.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Yes, cos it gets me more attention and it makes me even more prettier.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- When was the last time you were a natural beauty, Sherika?- 16.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Yes, this 16-year-old is very naturally pretty, and very nicely dressed.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38- I don't think so!- Why not?

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Because revealing, to me, is the thing, is what's in.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46- Well, it's about to be out. - Oh, no, you can't do that.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Oh yes I can. Why have you come to POD for a make-under?

0:23:49 > 0:23:55So people can take me more seriously, and I can get, like, a nice bloke, probably a rich one.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Like who?- Usher.

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Do you mean THIS Usher?

0:23:59 > 0:24:02# You make me want to leave the one I'm with

0:24:02 > 0:24:07# Start a new relationship wit' you

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Sherika. SHERIKA!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Stop that bottom wiggling at once!

0:24:12 > 0:24:17Perhaps you would have more luck attracting a man like Usher if you were a natural beauty.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Wow, that's my dream.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Well, shall we see if we can make it a reality?- Yes!

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Run phase one, public analysis.

0:24:25 > 0:24:30- I asked the public, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?- Avoid.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Play.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35I would avoid her because she is just a bit too much.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39- Avoid her, definitely.- I'd avoid her, she looks way too tarty.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Oh, that's not nice.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43I also asked Big Brother winner Brian Belo.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Would you like to know what he said? - Yes.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Play.- I would want to avoid Sherika, she's well scary looking.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52She's just scary. Everything about her is scary.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55He's the scary one, I am the sexy one!

0:24:55 > 0:25:00Well, 85% of the people we asked agreed with him, and wanted to avoid you.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Oh, no! No!- Yes!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Yes! Are you ready for my verdict?

0:25:05 > 0:25:07- I'm so ready.- Sherika.- Yes.

0:25:07 > 0:25:12You are a flesh-flaunting fishnet nightmare, and it's time to "usher" in a whole new you,

0:25:12 > 0:25:16so you will undergo my truly terrible to truly beautiful make-under.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Wow. I'd like to see that.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Then say goodbye to the old Sherika.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Bye!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25No, wait, Sherika! Come back!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27- I haven't done anything yet.- Pardon?

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Stay right where you are, and don't move a muscle.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Are you ready?- Yes. Good to go.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Run the make-under.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44It looks amazing!

0:25:44 > 0:25:47You look truly beautiful, Sherika.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48I quite think so, as well.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50What do you like the most?

0:25:50 > 0:25:51I like the hair, the outfit.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's so lovely.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- And so are you.- Thank you.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58What do you think the public will think of the new you?

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- I think they will probably want to snog me.- Shall we find out?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Definitely.- Play.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Snog. Very good-looking girl.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Attractive girl, looks after herself.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Definitely be worth a snog.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12She looks like the kind of girl I could take home to my mother,

0:26:12 > 0:26:14so yeah, I think marry.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Phew! That's quite gorgeous.

0:26:17 > 0:26:23And so are you. 60% now want to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you.

0:26:23 > 0:26:28- That's lovely news.- Here's how I achieved your new, gorgeous look.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Using less product in your hair creates a more natural, softer curl,

0:26:31 > 0:26:34which complements your pretty features.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36A slashed shoulder dress is subtly suggestive,

0:26:36 > 0:26:39and is an elegant style that leaves more to the imagination.

0:26:39 > 0:26:44- I love that. - POD could definitely see you on the arm of a man like Usher now.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50- I'll have to keep this look, then. - POD is glad to hear you say that, because you look lovely.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Thank you, POD.- Goodbye, Sherika.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Goodbye.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Oh, my God!

0:27:05 > 0:27:07You look so sophisticated, oh, my God!

0:27:07 > 0:27:10She is wearing clothes, I am so happy for her!

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Guys will actually respect her now.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15And she will probably get a date, which would be amazing.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19- You have to keep this look, definitely.- I will. I so will.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Cheers. To the new Sherika. - Thank you, POD.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Well, POD, I have to say I am humbled by your make-under genius.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Goldie Lookin' Chain were hardly recognisable.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Yes, that was rather good, wasn't it?

0:27:37 > 0:27:42Yes, POD, it was, and Caroline and Sherika look stunning too.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45- You're on fire today.- That's very nice of you to say so, Frost.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48But if you don't mind, I think I would like to get some rest now.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Aw, did that take it out of you today?

0:27:50 > 0:27:51SNORES

0:27:51 > 0:27:54POD?

0:27:54 > 0:27:57POD? Sssh. POD off.

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