0:00:02 > 0:00:04Love it!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Are you "tanorexic", addicted to make-up
0:00:15 > 0:00:17and obsessed with hair extensions?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20If so, it sounds like you need some natural beauty therapy,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and we are happy to help.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24But be warned, we're quite strict on this show.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27"Slap" is a dirty word, and we're here to clean up your act.
0:00:27 > 0:00:32So sit back, relax and enjoy the natural beauty treatment.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Hello, POD!- Oh! Jenny Frost, thank POD you're here.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- I had the most terrible dream.- Oh, poor POD. Are you OK? What happened?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55I dreamt that the Earth had been entirely covered in fake tan
0:00:55 > 0:00:58and all you could see from space was a great big sticky orange.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oh, poor POD. But you're all right now, it was just a bad dream.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I promise you the world is its normal shade of natural
0:01:04 > 0:01:06with just a few fake tans wandering about.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Well, just you wait till I get my lens on them.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Coming up on tonight's show,
0:01:11 > 0:01:15POD gets her lens on a man magnet from London.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I love attention. It's got to be all about me.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18..a wannabe WAG...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Louise loves her make-up more than me.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23..and a pair of moody teenagers.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25We're just weirdos. You can't define us.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28So, then, Frost, who have you got for me?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30First up is Nicola. POD help her.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37All right?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Hi, guys. My name is Nicola.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'm a London girl.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43A glamorous London girl.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm a glamour model, and I love my job.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I love being centre of attention.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53And I love being the centre of other girls' boyfriends' attention.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01It's all about me. I love the fake look.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04The one thing that I'd love to have is a boob job.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05I'd love bigger boobs.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08She's crazy. Make-up, eyeliner,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- lipstick...- Mwah.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Erm, hair extensions...- Tans.- Tans.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17It's, like, "Oh, yay, make-up!"
0:02:19 > 0:02:22She goes for big hair, big eyes....
0:02:22 > 0:02:24..no clothes.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27She couldn't live without her make-up, though, could she?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29That's where POD comes in.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I love attention. It's got to be all about me.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Every time I go out, it's about me, me, me.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I want to be the one that stands out when we go out.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'm feeling really hot tonight. I'm having an great time.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51I'm pretty happy.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Her guy's just standing there, just staring.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58It's just the power you have when you go out,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01and you can make every guy just turn their head. I love it.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02It gives me that mmm!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I love everything about me and I don't think you're going
0:03:08 > 0:03:10to be able to change me, POD, because it's just how I am.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Good luck, POD!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Hello, Nicola.- Hiya.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- How are you today? - I'm fine, thank you.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24So, talk me through this outfit.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28OK, well, I'm wearing a little leotard with a pair of tights which
0:03:28 > 0:03:31are very see-through and a really big pair of heels to make me taller.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34So, what reactions do you get when you dress like this?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I do get a lot of attention from boys.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Sometimes a lot of unwanted attention,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41but I love it, so I don't mind!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43So, a little birdie tells me you want to get fake boobs.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48- Yeah.- You realise POD will try and talk you out of having fake boobs?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I don't think nobody could talk me out of having a boob job.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Nobody. But I'll give her a good shot.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- She can try. - Right, Nicola, I'm going to wish you
0:03:54 > 0:03:58good luck in POD, and I shall see you on the other side. Good luck!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I am POD.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Who are you?- I am Nicola, POD.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Nicola POD? Are we related?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14- We're not. We're not related. - Correct.
0:04:14 > 0:04:20No relative of mine goes out wearing just their PE kit.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- You are funny, POD. - Why ARE you wearing a leotard?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Do you do gymnastics? - No! I do glamour modelling.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- So that's why your face is covered in fakery.- Yeah.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- And you have fake hair.- Yeah.- And I suppose your boobs are fake too.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37You're so rude, POD! I have natural boobs.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Most glamour models have fake boobs.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42How very refreshing to meet a person who likes the natural look.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I don't like it! I want them bigger!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Why do you want to have sacks of silicone stuck to your chest?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Because I like big boobs. They stand out.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53They just give you more cleaverage,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- and they're just nice. - POD can give you a nice cleavage,
0:04:57 > 0:05:00if that's what you're after. How big are we talking here, Nicola?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02The biggest possible. Ones out here.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Fine. POD is going to show you what
0:05:04 > 0:05:08a terrible idea it is to get massive fake boobs. Hold out your hands.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Like that?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- That's not boobies!- Correct.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16It's tissue. How's that for size?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18That's rubbish. Bigger!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Very well. Going up two cup sizes.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Socks? I don't want socks as boobs!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27It's better than a sack of plastic.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29There, look how much better that looks! Look at that!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Big enough for you, Nicola? - Maybe a little bit bigger.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- How much bigger?- Bigger.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36OK, let's try these for size.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38SHE LAUGHS
0:05:38 > 0:05:41They're huge! I don't think they'd fit.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44No problem.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Very funny, POD, very funny.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48That's like an old lady's bra, POD. Come on!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51You want big boobs, you need a big bra.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Now are they big enough? - Yeah, that's big enough.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56With melons that massive, you look
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- like a right nana, Nicola. - I think I look lovely, POD.
0:06:00 > 0:06:06Well, that backfired. But you can kiss goodbye to your juicy fruits.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09If you're so determined to have massive melons
0:06:09 > 0:06:13attached to your chest, why have you come to POD for a makeunder?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Because I wasn't too sure about getting my boobs done.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19If you can make me feel beautiful without fake boobs,
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- I won't go back to how I am now. - Is that a promise, Nicola?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Erm, I guess so.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27In that case, I'd best get to work.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Run phase one: Public Analysis.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I asked, "Would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'd say snog.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Play.- I would avoid her, because she looks like an even cheaper version
0:06:39 > 0:06:41of Christina Aguilera.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'd probably avoid her, because she's not wearing enough clothes.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I'd avoid her, for sure.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, my God, that's bad, POD.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I also asked the popular rap artist Chipmunk.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Oh, no!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56If he says something rude, I'm never listening
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- to his songs ever again.- Play.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59I'd say I'd avoid her,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02because she looks like an electrocuted Barbie.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's all a bit scary.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Oh, my God! Oopsy-daisy, his album's going in the bin!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oopsy-daisy - 80 per cent of the people we asked agreed
0:07:12 > 0:07:14with him and wanted to avoid you.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Shut up, POD!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I most certainly will not.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Are you ready for my verdict? - Go on, then, POD, throw it at me.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25By all means. Nicola, you are a sock-stuffing, melon-loving
0:07:25 > 0:07:28fake lady on the brink of making a bit of a boob,
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- so you will undergo POD's Implant Intervention Makeunder.- POD!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You're rude! I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap and water, I am.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Well, I'm going to give you a whole new look, I am.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Choose a new hairstyle.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Choppy bob, classic waves, funky up do, sleek sweeping chop.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Classic waves. - Choose a celebrity style.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Blake Lively, Sienna Miller, Leona Lewis, Vanessa Hudgens.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Leona Lewis. I like her.
0:07:54 > 0:08:00Well, you're not going to like this. Run phase two: Deep Cleanse.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Please put on your Deep Cleanse uniform.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, I don't want to!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Tough.- This is so out of order, POD.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Just get wiping, Nicola. - Do I have to?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Yes.- This is so mean!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13POD can see you have been hiding a lovely face.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15No, you can't, POD. Stop lying.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19POD never lies. Show me those pads.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Yuck.- It's not that bad, POD.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24It's not that good either.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- How are you feeling about meeting the new you?- Excited. I want it now.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Very well. Run phase three: The Makeunder.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, my God!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- So, do you like it?- Yeah!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43I can't believe it!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- It looks so different! - It looks so beautiful.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Oh, thank you very much, POD.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Take a good look, Nicola.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Does anything in particular look different?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Wow. But look at my boobs, POD.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- They look bigger, don't they, Nicola? - Yeah, they do.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02POD does not normally encourage such a display of cleavage
0:09:02 > 0:09:05but wanted to show you that you don't need plastic to look fantastic.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Maybe I don't need fake boobs. - No, Nicola, all you need are a few
0:09:09 > 0:09:13tricks and a lot of support to feel naturally uplifted.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- I've got lovely boobies. - Correct, and not a melon in sight.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20No, no melons. Maybe socks.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh, put a sock in it, Nicola.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Previously, the majority of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Let's see what they would do now. Play.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30I think I'd snog and marry her.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33She's very attractive. She looks very presentable.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I could imagine taking her home to my parents.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37She looks like a girl I'd like to be around.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Marry. She looks classy, sophisticated.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Very nice. Definitely go for the marriage.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43For life. Why not? Let's do it, man.
0:09:44 > 0:09:4770 per cent now want to marry you
0:09:47 > 0:09:50and everyone else wants to snog you.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Aw! Thank you very much, POD.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Here's how I achieved your new, natural look.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Add curls to a bobbed haircut for a funky take on a classic look.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Choose a corseted sweetheart neckline to naturally enhance a smaller bust
0:10:02 > 0:10:04without the need for surgery.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I think it'll be a lot less painful.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- So, no boob job for you, then? - No boob job for me, POD.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12POD computes this makeunder has been a complete success.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Ah, thank you, POD.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Goodbye!- Bye!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28SHE SHRIEKS Oh, my God!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- What do you think?- Oh, my gosh! It looks amazing. Turn around
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Let me see!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39She looked really sophisticated without the extensions, without the fake tan.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41This is the way that she's supposed to look.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42I like the dress and shoes.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46The outfit's really nice, and I've got boobs as well.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48This is you! This is what you're supposed to look like!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh, Nicola looks stunning.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59But will she resist the temptation of having a boob job?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01We'll find out later.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04You lot are pretty generous when it comes to sharing your beauty hints
0:11:04 > 0:11:07and tips, but you're also pretty generous when it comes
0:11:07 > 0:11:11to your fake tan, your foundation, your blusher, your bronzer,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13your lip liner, your lip gloss, your mascara...
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- Don't use "pall" foundation, because you will be... (BOTH)- ..Pall!
0:11:20 > 0:11:24When you're putting your eyeshadow on, if you put some loose powder
0:11:24 > 0:11:27just here, just dab it here, if it all falls down your face
0:11:27 > 0:11:29you can just wipe it away and it's all gone.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Every girl has got to have eyelashes.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34You've got to make sure your face is always glowing,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36like it's not too much,
0:11:36 > 0:11:39like you don't look like you've put paste on your face type of thing.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Next to face POD is the lovely Louise, a glamorous deaf girl
0:11:45 > 0:11:48who also goes by the name of Princess Lolly. Watch out, POD.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15We go shopping for the day, spend hours and hours.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20I get really, really bored.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Louise loves her make-up more than me.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01Your style's definitely over the top. It's OTT.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Louise, when she goes partying,
0:13:12 > 0:13:15you definitely know when she arrives.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34One good reason for Louise to meet POD,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37it'd be good for her to realise herself that she has the potential
0:13:37 > 0:13:39to become naturally beautiful.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I would love Louise to stop wearing too much make-up.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46So I want her to be natural.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Hello, Princess Lolly, how are you today?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- I'm absolutely fine, thank you. - Is your idea of hell going
0:14:10 > 0:14:13for a night out in jeans and a jumper?
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Oh, absolutely.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I could not wear that. That would be hell. It's too casual.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20You need to be glamming up, you need to have a bit of spark to you.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22How are you feeling about meeting POD?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26I'm looking forward to it. It'll be a challenge. Bring it on.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Are you go in there and defend
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- big hair and big lashes for all us girls?- Definitely.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34You can't change me. That's it. I am who I am, and that's that.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Right, lovely.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now,
0:14:37 > 0:14:40and I'll see you both on the other side. Good luck!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I am POD. Who are you?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Hello, my name's Princess Lolly.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Are you royalty?- No.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Is this your butler?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Excuse me, this is my interpreter. His name's Mark.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Why do you need an interpreter?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Are you on a royal visit from Slapland?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10I'm deaf. I'm a deaf woman.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Well, you're deaf, not blind. So what is your excuse for that tacky tutu?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18That's so cheeky!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- So you're saying I dress cheap? - In a word, yes.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Very funny.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- What is fake about you? - I've got fake tan,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32fake hair extensions and fake eyelashes.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Why do you want to have someone else's hair stuck to your head?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39And a ton of tan slapped to your skin?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- That's me. What you want me to do? - Be a natural beauty.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48You know...my cleavage is real, everything else is real.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49That is an achievement.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52But just because your breasts are real it doesn't mean
0:15:52 > 0:15:54you have to get them out all the time.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00I cannot believe you said that. Shocking.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Who are your style icons?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Alex Curran or Coleen Rooney.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- Are you a wag?- No, I'm not a wag.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- What does your boyfriend do? - Football.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Do you spend all your money on clothes, hair and make-up?
0:16:19 > 0:16:24- That's definitely right, yes.- Well, you can stop pretending right now
0:16:24 > 0:16:26that you're not a wannabe wag.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29I'm not a wannabe wag.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- I'm not trying at all.- Rubbish!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33WHISTLE BLOWS Princess Lolly,
0:16:33 > 0:16:38you get a red card for blatant fibbing and insubordination.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?- You know, I thought
0:16:43 > 0:16:45it would be a good idea to come and have a challenge with you.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50- What is your challenge to POD? - I thought I'll have a go,
0:16:50 > 0:16:51I'll see what your version of natural beauty is
0:16:51 > 0:16:54and see whether or not I like it, whether it suits me.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57POD knows that natural beauty will suit you perfectly.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- We'll wait and see.- Yes, we will.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Run phase one, public analysis.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08I asked the public, how old is this girl? 24, 27 or 30?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Hopefully they've said 24. - Why do you hope it's 24?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Because I am 24. That's my actual age.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Play...- She looks 30. Cos she's probably trying a little too hard.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I think she's probably about 27.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31She dresses like she's 24, but then looks a bit like
0:17:31 > 0:17:33she's trying too hard, so I'm going to go for 30.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Not really acting her age.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42I can't believe the cheek of that.
0:17:42 > 0:17:4955% of the people we asked think you look 27. 35% think you look 30.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Absolutely shocked. I don't look like I'm 30.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54I don't think I look like I'm 30.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I also asked, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01I feel the public will definitely pick snog.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Play.- I would snog just for the banter with the guys,
0:18:06 > 0:18:07but nothing more than that.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10It's pretty much avoid unless the night was getting late
0:18:10 > 0:18:12and there was nothing else going.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I would avoid her because she hasn't got enough clothes on.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Maybe if she had more clothes then maybe.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Other than that, I would avoid her.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24I also asked TV's Jeremy Edwards. Would you like to know what he said?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Yes, please.- Play...
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Yes, she looks just ridiculous, but I'd still snog her.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Just because, I don't know, she looks like she'd be up for it.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38I flatter myself but he still said he'd snog me. So...
0:18:38 > 0:18:4430% did want to snog you. No-one wanted to marry you.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48And a whopping 70% wanted to avoid you completely.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53I'm shocked. I can't believe people would want to avoid me.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Are you ready for my verdict? - I'm ready.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Princess Lolly, you clearly think you look good.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02POD strongly disagrees.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06So you will undergo my plastic princess of Slapland
0:19:06 > 0:19:11to classy Queen of Naturalsville makeunder. Are you ready?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I am. I'm excited, yes.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17In that case, run the makeunder.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Well?- Is it really me?
0:19:26 > 0:19:31Take a good look at the new natural you. You look beautiful.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Thanks.- So, do you like it?
0:19:35 > 0:19:39I don't think I like it. I don't know, POD. You might have failed.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42You really can't see that you are very naturally pretty?
0:19:42 > 0:19:47I agree, yes. If you cut the head off.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49If POD cut your head off, you would not look pretty.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51You would look bloody awful.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53SHE LAUGHS
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Would you like to know what the public think of the new you?- Yes.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Play...- I'd marry her. I mean she looks really elegant and refined.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I would marry her because she looks like
0:20:03 > 0:20:07a very homely girl and very genuine and a very nice all-round bird.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Definitely snog. She looks really nice. She's got nice hair.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Dressed really nicely as well.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17People must be blind!
0:20:17 > 0:20:2240 per cent want to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Right. I'm shocked.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Here is your natural beauty data...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Funk up floral prints by teaming them with
0:20:30 > 0:20:33high heels and a waist clincher belt.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Just a small amount of colour to the cheeks
0:20:35 > 0:20:37is all you need for a healthy glow.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Do you like your natural make-up?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41It's too plain.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46There is nothing plain about your stunning natural beauty.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49But does it suit me? I don't think so, no way.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Which look do you prefer, Mark?
0:20:51 > 0:20:57Probably this. I prefer this but with blonde hair, I think.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Creep! Is there any chance
0:20:58 > 0:21:01you will be keeping your new look, Princess Lolly?
0:21:03 > 0:21:04I don't think so, no.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06That makes POD sad.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Tough!
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Charming!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15To be honest, your advice, POD, has been a bit crap.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Well, to be honest, Louise, your obsession with slap is
0:21:18 > 0:21:21more than a bit crap.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Now, Princess Lolly, POD off back to Slapland.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39You look gorgeous!
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Turn round. Nice one.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I love your dress. I love your hair as well.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Louise, you look fabulous.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54You look better.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I love your make-up.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I think Louise doesn't look like a WAG any more. Yeah!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I thought Louise looked gorgeous.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I'll be catching up with her later
0:22:14 > 0:22:16to find out what she really thought of POD.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I like to think of myself as a
0:22:18 > 0:22:22hard-hitting newshound delving into beauty myths and exposing the truth.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I'm forever laddering my tights while putting them on, I'm not sure
0:22:30 > 0:22:33if it's the jewellery or just being clumsy,
0:22:33 > 0:22:37but it's really annoying. A very odd friend of mine told me a tip.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40I say odd because they say to put your tights in the freezer.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Yes, I know it sounds a bit weird but apparently it stops them from
0:22:43 > 0:22:49laddering, I don't know why, it just does. Let's see if it works.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51One pair of frozen tights.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53So I'm going to put these on now.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Excuse me!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58A bit of privacy!
0:22:58 > 0:23:03Thank you. Surprisingly, not that cold.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07It's not really a very ladylike way to put tights on, is it?
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I've got them on, not a ladder in sight. I'm quite happy with that.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Just get my shoes on, I'm ready to hit the town. Laters.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Earlier on we met gorgeous Nicola who was dead set
0:23:21 > 0:23:23on having a boob job. POD dissuaded her,
0:23:23 > 0:23:26but has she stuck to a word or has she gone and got massive jugs?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Let's find out. Hello, lovely. - Hello.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- You haven't had a boob job? - I haven't had one.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Are you sticking to your word? - Definitely.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- No big boobies yet for me. - Did you enjoy the makeunder.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41It was good. I've stuck with the blond hair,
0:23:41 > 0:23:42I couldn't go back to being a darker colour.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46I've done the make-up down, I don't wear too much make up any more.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Is this the new Nicola?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50This is the new Nicola, the new me.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- And is she here to stay?- Forever.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I think it's been a massive success, the make-up's toned down,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59the outfits are toned down, you look absolutely gorgeous,
0:23:59 > 0:24:01and there's no boob jobs happening.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02So POD will be very happy.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Have you got a message or her? - Thank you, POD.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Thank you, POD, no booby there!
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Next up are two best friends who are
0:24:13 > 0:24:16about to make one very big enemy.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- I am POD.- Hi, POD!- Who are you?
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- I'm Poppy Atom.- I'm Bambi Pumpkin.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32So is that why you look like you're off to trick or treat?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I'm the Queen of Hallowe'en.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Why do you want to look like you'd give the neighbours a fright?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I think it's quite beautiful to look frightening.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- You know what I mean, Poppy. - I know what you mean.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42- Care to explain it to POD? - What we think is
0:24:42 > 0:24:45pretty probably isn't the same as what you think is pretty.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47How very perceptive of you!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Have we upset you?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- POD is always upset when faced with fakery.- All right, POD.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56With us it's just about making our personality match up with the way
0:24:56 > 0:24:59we look. That's not really fake, that's about our natural selves.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01So you're naturally two tacky teenagers who like to look like
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- they've been at the face paints? - Don't push it!- Don't push it, POD.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Oh really, what are you going to do? Tell your teacher on me?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Ooh! Scary!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Who are your style icons?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15I like monsters and aliens.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I like aliens and monsters.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20So is that why you have ridiculous multi-coloured eyes?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I just like contact lenses, OK, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry about
0:25:23 > 0:25:28- that, I just like them.- How long have you two looked like this?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- We came out of the womb with these outfits on.- Is that true?
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- No, it's not true, but I'm just trying to be funny.- Hilarious(!)
0:25:34 > 0:25:37But POD knows that somewhere underneath all that adolescent
0:25:37 > 0:25:39angst are two very pretty girls.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I do kind of agree. I think I'm quite pretty.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Then why have you used your face as a colouring-in book?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48To me, if you took it all off, I wouldn't feel naturally me.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Plus it's so much fun.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Yeah, you're forgetting how much fun this is!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55OK, OK, no need to have a tantrum, children.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I now understand that you are really
0:25:57 > 0:26:01just a couple of kids who like to play dressing up. Isn't that sweet?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Well, you don't know much, do you?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05You seem really uneducated for a computer.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09POD is trying to educate people about natural beauty. Care for a lesson?
0:26:09 > 0:26:13- No.- No, sorry. I like having fun with my look, to be honest.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16I don't think I'd be as happy, and I want to be happy.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I do not want to be responsible for inflicting another
0:26:18 > 0:26:22pair of moody teenagers on the world.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Thank you, POD.- And POD is quite sure this is just a phase that you
0:26:25 > 0:26:29will naturally grow out of. So I will not be making you under today.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Woo!- Yeah!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Now off you go and enjoy your youth before you grow up
0:26:34 > 0:26:36and become a pair of boring bankers. Goodbye.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Bye, POD.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45So earlier, we met the gorgeous Princess Lolly
0:26:45 > 0:26:50and POD tried to tone down her wild ways, but did she succeed?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Let's meet her and find out. Hello.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58How did you feel about your makeunder experience?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I don't think it was unsuccessful, to be honest.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- But can you see how beautiful you are without all the make-up?- No.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09I don't like myself without make-up.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11But today you've got very natural make-up on and you look stunning.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Thank you.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16What have you taken away from this experience?
0:27:17 > 0:27:22To be honest I realise I don't need as much make-up as I might have
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- had in the past. - Have you got a message for POD?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I would like to say
0:27:27 > 0:27:30thank you for the advice, but I'd still prefer to go my way.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Long reign Princess Lolly!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Well done, POD, how does it feel knowing you succeeded in
0:27:39 > 0:27:41stopping Nicola getting a boob job?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43It feels podding brilliant, Frost.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46And I thought Princess Lolly looked lovely, too. And you'll
0:27:46 > 0:27:49be pleased to know last time I saw her she looked gorgeous and natural.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52In that case, I shall sleep safe and sound in the knowledge
0:27:52 > 0:27:54that I am a makeunder marvel.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57'Night-night, you makeunder marvel, you, POD off!
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