Episode 9

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# I should be the face of every fashion magazine

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I'm gonna feel that feeling Gonna lose control tonight... #

0:00:13 > 0:00:17To be or not to be a natural beauty? That is the question.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20And some of you out there have got a lot to answer for.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24Yes, we mean you, fake fans, because we are changing the script,

0:00:24 > 0:00:28so put down those eyeliner pens, erase that blusher, and tear out those hair extensions.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31It's time for a whole new chapter.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Hello, POD.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45POD?

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Oh, Jeremy! Jeremy!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53POD, wake up! POD, wake up!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56For POD's sake, wake up.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Oh, hello, The Frost. Have I overslept?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Yes, lazybones. It's time to wake up. We've a lot of work to do.

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Yes, quite right, Jenny Frost. I do apologise. I don't know what came over me.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Well, get yourself together now. You've got a lot to do today,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12and these girls will not makeunder themselves.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Coming up on tonight's show...

0:01:13 > 0:01:18My style is the tighter, the better, the shorter, the better.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21POD gives the reality stars a reality check

0:01:21 > 0:01:22as she takes on a Big Brother beauty,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24and X Factor girl group, Kandy Rain.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28If we had to go on stage with no make-up on, I think we'd all die.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29And if that wasn't enough,

0:01:29 > 0:01:31she then faces attack from a hazardous substance.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Keep everybody safe from my Bio Hazardness.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39- Right! Are you ready, POD? - I most certainly am.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Good, cos you're going to need all your energy for this one. - I'm ready! Let me at her!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Hi. I'm Sophie, winner of Big Brother 10. Whey-hey!

0:01:51 > 0:01:55'I think people probably remember me from Big Brother as the girl with the big boobs.'

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I love getting my boobs out.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I paid for these. I'm going to show them off.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I do absolutely everything with my dogs.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08# Who let the dogs out?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10# Who, who, who, who, who? #

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Let's get you dressed, Mooey, eh? Yes. He wants to get dressed now.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17There we go! What do you think, Moo-moo?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20# Who let the dogs out? #

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I'm now going to paint Moo's nails for her, so it matches her nice tutu.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Let's go. Let's go for walkies.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Come on. Come on. Come on!

0:02:31 > 0:02:35When it comes to make-up, it's all about perfection.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Perfect.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41My mum always tans my legs for me.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Come on, Mum. Tan me up.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Is that all right?

0:02:47 > 0:02:51My style is the tighter, the better, the shorter, the better.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Sometimes she goes over the top, and I say,

0:02:55 > 0:02:57"Sophie, you need to put a bit more on."

0:02:59 > 0:03:02This is my little gold-digger's outfit.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Sss!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Everywhere you go, you go out with her, heads turn.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15# The boys and the girls They got me going on... #

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I just love it. I love all the attention on me.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21I'm single and I am ready to mingle.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24'When I go out I never take any money with me,

0:03:24 > 0:03:27'because guys constantly come up to me and buy me drinks.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31'Why spend my money when I can spend someone else's?'

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I feel sorry for POD. Bring it on, because I'm not going down easily.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm going to put up a fight.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Hello, Sophie.- Hi. How are you?

0:03:46 > 0:03:51I'm fine, thank you. And Moo and Army, it's lovely to meet you all. You're all gorgeous.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Well, thank you!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Pass me the pooches and show me your outfit. Come on, you two.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Right. Give us a flash.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03Wowzers! Is it all about accentuating your best features, shall we say?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Yeah, I love my boobs. They're like my best friends, so...

0:04:06 > 0:04:11If I cover them up, they slip out the bra. Might as well show them off.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Right. Shall we go back to Mummy? There we are.- Thank you.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16So, are you three ready to meet POD?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19We're ready. We're ready for it, ready to defend our look.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Gorgeous Sophie, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24and I'll see you three on the other side.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39- I am POD. Who are you?- I'm Sophie.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Do you always get your puppies out?

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Which puppies are you on about?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45The pair of puppies that are pretty hard to miss.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I always have my puppies on show. Everybody wants to see them.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50You'd show your puppies off if you had some.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Incorrect. Do those diddy dogs have names?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56This one's called Army, and this one's called Moo.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- And how do they feel about being on show?- They love it.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03They don't mind being shown off. They love all the attention. My puppies like it more than I do!

0:05:03 > 0:05:09Well, your puppies have had quite enough attention already. It's well and truly time to put them away.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Huh! Where'd they go?

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Like their owner, they are in POD's doghouse. - Oh, that's not very nice now.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20- Why are you wearing next to nothing? - It's not next to nothing, POD. I've got some shorts on.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- I got a bra on, and I got a top on. - What do you do for a living?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I do glamour modelling and I do a bit of TV work, POD.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Hmm, interesting.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30What TV work have you done?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I won Big Brother 2009.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- And now you're a glamour model? - Yeah.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37It means I get my boobs out for a living!

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Well, POD would like to give those great big balls of plastic the sack.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46Oh, that's so mean! That is really mean. You've really upset my boobs now.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Boo-hoo!- They are devastated.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51They just said they don't want to speak to you now.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Fine by me. They look pretty dumb anyway.- They're not!

0:05:54 > 0:05:58They are. They chose to risk hypothermia by wandering around

0:05:58 > 0:06:00in just a pink polyester bra.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Oh, I love that! I love that outfit.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05That was after I had my boob job done.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07I love that. I'd wear that right now if I could.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10POD would not allow you to wear that tacky tat in here.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh, how dare you say my look's tacky?!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15That look's really nice, I'll have you know.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Incorrect! What do you think of natural beauty?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- This is natural beauty. - Are you making a little joke?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24It's natural, except I've just got hair extensions, false eyelashes,

0:06:24 > 0:06:29make-up and false boobs, but that's it.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31There's not really a lot of falseness there.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- No, not if you're a complete fake. - POD loves a bit of fakeness.

0:06:35 > 0:06:41POD hates fakeness. It is POD's mission to rid the world of fakery and you are next on my list.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I know what POD's mission is. You're trying to make me look naked!

0:06:44 > 0:06:49Incorrect. Besides, you've done a pretty good job of looking naked all by yourself!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

0:06:52 > 0:06:59I would love for people to take me very seriously, and for me to get further in my TV presenting career.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04- POD thinks people will definitely take you more seriously once I've worked my magic on you.- Oh!

0:07:04 > 0:07:09It is now time to find out what the public think of your current look.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, I'm so nervous. I don't even know why.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Run phase one, public analysis. Are you ready, Sophie?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Yeah, hit me with it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20I asked the public would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Snog!- Why snog?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Everyone wants to snog me. You want to snog me.- I most certainly do not.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Yes, you do.- No, I don't. Play.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32I would avoid her because she looks like she needs to put more clothes on.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35She looks like she could be pretty, but she's trying a bit too hard.

0:07:35 > 0:07:40I would snog her cos she's very attractive, but I couldn't marry her cos I couldn't bring that home.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I would avoid her.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46I think her whole look isn't very sexy and I think it's just way too much.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50I also asked the rapper Chipmunk what he thought of your look.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Would you like to know what he said?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Oh, yes, please.- Play.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56That girl I'd avoid, man.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00I think girls need to understand that less isn't always more, like.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03You can look decent covered up. See what I'm saying?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oh, he's a cheeky Chipmunk, isn't he?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Oh, well, I don't like him anyway.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Well, a massive 75% agreed with the cheeky Chipmunk

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- and wanted to avoid you completely.- Behave!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16It's not my fault they didn't want to snog you.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18They're jealous and want to look like me.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23I hardly think 75% of the men we asked want to have boobs that look like cannonballs.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Are you ready for my verdict?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Go on, then, POD. Hit me with it. I'm ready for you.

0:08:29 > 0:08:35Sophie, you are a puppy-flaunting fake lady whose skimpy style is well and truly in the doghouse,

0:08:35 > 0:08:36and you need my...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- OK!- Here is your makeunder menu.

0:08:42 > 0:08:47Choose a new hair colour - copper brown, auburn, ebony, honey blonde.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Copper brown.

0:08:48 > 0:08:53Choose a celebrity style - Rachel Bilson, Leighton Meester, Emma Watson, Taylor Swift.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Taylor Swift.- Thank you, Sophie.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59It is now time to scrub you clean and prepare you for natural beauty.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- What, take my clothes off? - No, Sophie, not your clothes.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Oh, I was going to take them off for you!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08I can assure you, it is not your clothes that will be coming off now.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Oh, you're going to take my make-up off, aren't you?- Correct.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Run phase two...

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21- Now I look like a dinner lady! - And today you will be serving up a massive helping of natural beauty.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23This is not a good look!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Now, get wiping, Reade. - I'm scrubbing. I'm scrubbing.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Yes, you are a bit of a scrubber, aren't you?- What?!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Show me the state of that wipe.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- How are you feeling?- I feel naked.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Well, you look lovely.- Oh, thank you!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Are you ready to meet the new you? - I'm ready. Bring it on, POD.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I will. Run the makeunder.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh, my God, it's so different!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I look really different.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55That doesn't look like me!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Do you like it?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I like it. I like the dress.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03I think I look like Eve out of Adam and Eve.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, that's an improvement on your other hellish look.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Is that what you thought about me before?- Yes.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Oh, you cheeky POD, aren't you?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Well, you're a natural beauty, Sophie, aren't you?- Yeah.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17But then I'm giving in to you if I say yes.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21No, you are just giving in to your stunning natural beauty.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Oh, behave yourself!- Would you like to know what the public think?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Oh, can we?- Yes. Play.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28I'd marry her, I reckon.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I think I would snog her.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33I would marry her because she's beautiful.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35She's got really nice hair, nice eyes.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oh, what a nice man.

0:10:37 > 0:10:3920% want to snog you.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Oh, see! Everyone wants a snoochie with me, don't they?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Well, more people want to marry you.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48In fact, 80% of the people we asked wanted to wed you.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'm on to a winner here, aren't I?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Yes. Here's how I achieved your new stunning look.

0:10:53 > 0:10:59For a fuller bust, choose a wider strap to balance out your top half and flatter your petite frame.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01A dot of highlighter on the inner corner of the eye with

0:11:01 > 0:11:05a small amount of mascara is all you need to accentuate the eyes.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Oh, I like your beauty data.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- It's good.- Correct.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13I like the make-up the best, though. It's really natural.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Do you think people will take you more seriously now?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I think they will do. I'd take myself seriously now.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23- You did all right, didn't you?- Yes, I did! Are you missing your puppies?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25You can't even see my boobies!

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Not THOSE puppies, THESE puppies!

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Oh, my treasures are naked!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Yes, POD couldn't resist giving them a bit of a puppy-under too.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- I think we make a big, nice, happy natural family.- Yes, you do.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Natural beauty has been restored. Goodbye.- Bye!

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Oh, my God! I didn't recognise you at first.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52I think the dress looks gorgeous,

0:11:52 > 0:11:54and the colour was absolutely brilliant.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55It's nice.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- I like it.- Yeah, I do.- It's nice.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Do you like the make-up? It's really natural.- Yeah. I like the dress!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03I do like the dress.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04It looks more classy.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06I do like the look.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm surprised. I didn't think I would like it, but I do.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11It's different, but in a good way.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14It is nice to see you dressed different, isn't it?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- You always look lovely!- Ahh!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Now, as you know on this show, we're no fake fans, but even we

0:12:25 > 0:12:29can't resist taking a sneaky peek into the nation's make-up bags.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31You never know what you're going to find.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38My top beauty tip is, with any outfit, use an oversized clutch bag.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- A purse.- Phone.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Disposable camera.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Perfume.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Make sure you have a spare pair of natural tights.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51They suck you in, and they make you look amazing without anyone knowing.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55I think bronzer. I think you should always have your bronzer in your bag.

0:12:59 > 0:13:06Next up is a girl that goes by the name of Bio Hazard. Good luck, POD. You're going to need it!

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I am POD. Who are you?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- I am Bio Hazard.- What?!

0:13:18 > 0:13:19I'm Bio Hazard.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Stand back.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Initiating protection mode.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Visitor, place your mask over your face.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28- You may speak.- Hello, POD.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Why have you made this attack on POD?- POD, you sound like a Dalek.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35I am speaking through my special biohazard filter.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- State your mission. - To destroy your mission.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40POD is secure and locked down.

0:13:40 > 0:13:45- You can do no harm to me or my mission in here.- Oh, POD!

0:13:45 > 0:13:51- Now, remove your mask and state your real name.- Siobhan.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Siobhan, what is the meaning of this attack against natural beauty?

0:13:54 > 0:14:00- To make you see beauty that isn't just natural.- You do that by attaching Day-Glo belts to your head?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- It's foam, POD. It's not belts. - Of course it is. Silly me!

0:14:03 > 0:14:09But am I really meant to think that foam belts, goggles and one red eye are better than natural beauty?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Well, why not? Many people have red eyes, POD.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Yes, after a heavy night or lots of crying.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17I'm sorry, POD. I'm a goth. What can I say?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Oh, I see. You're a grumpy goth.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- I'm a cyber-goth. - What's the difference?

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Cyber-goths are brightly coloured, neon, happy people.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- What makes a cyber-goth happy? - Plastic beauty.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Do you know what makes POD happy? - No.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Giving people makeunders.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh! No!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Ah, yes!- You can't.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- I can!- Ahh!

0:14:40 > 0:14:44But I won't, IF you give up your mission to destroy my mission.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Don't make me do it, POD.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Don't make ME do it, Siobhan. POD has the power.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I hate you, POD. - So, do we have a deal?

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- I think we have.- Good. Now, POD off. - Bye-bye, POD.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Thank POD for that!

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Well done, POD. If you can survive a hazardous attack, you can survive anything.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Now, like most girls out there, I'm a sucker for a beauty tip or two.

0:15:09 > 0:15:14So much so, for the sake of the sisterhood, I'm even prepared to give some of them a try.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Nobody likes dry skin on their feet.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22It looks horrible, and it feels pretty nasty too.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Now, you can either spend a fortune at an expensive salon,

0:15:25 > 0:15:30or you can give yourself a luxury, skin-softening foot treatment at home.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33All you need is a bowl of lukewarm water,

0:15:33 > 0:15:36some breakfast oats. Simply pour it in.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Now, it might look slightly bonkers, but all these oats have lovely

0:15:40 > 0:15:44natural oils in which makes your skin lovely and soft.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Give that a squoosh around,

0:15:46 > 0:15:53and now all I need to do is sit back and read a magazine.

0:15:53 > 0:15:58But don't have the water too warm because you don't want your feet in a bowl of porridge. Not good!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Now, that should be done.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09I'll just move that bowl over there, give my feet a dry...

0:16:11 > 0:16:14..and my feet really do feel lovely and soft,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17and all that money I saved by not going to an expensive salon,

0:16:17 > 0:16:20I can buy some new shoes. Yes!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Earlier, we met the gorgeous Sophie and her puppies, and POD

0:16:25 > 0:16:29toned down the party girl look and made her all demure and brunette.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Has she kept it up? Let's meet her and find out.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Hello!- Hiya. You all right? - Yes, thank you! Back blonde?

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'm a blonde at heart. I've gone back to blonde again.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Have you taken any advice from POD and stuck to it?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Yeah, if I'm going to wear something like a low-cut top,

0:16:43 > 0:16:48I'd wear something like trousers or a longer skirt or something.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51You did this to be taken more seriously. Have you achieved that?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Yeah, I think I have achieved it. I think it's more like...

0:16:54 > 0:16:58I don't know. I think I can get more out of my career now.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02What positives have you taken away from this makeunder experience?

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Probably that natural is probably best,

0:17:06 > 0:17:10and I don't have to wear all the make-up or the less clothes and stuff.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Maybe leave a little bit to the imagination.- Yes, exactly,

0:17:13 > 0:17:16not just show it all off!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Now, have you got a message for the POD-meister?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Erm, I'll agree with her that natural beauty does look nice,

0:17:22 > 0:17:27and you don't have to wear all that make-up and all the eyelashes to look nice.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28So yes, good job, POD.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36When we found out X Factor girl group Kandy Rain were off on tour, we just had to tag along.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Here is our exclusive behind-the-scenes footage.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Introducing...

0:17:43 > 0:17:45They are Kandy Rain, the X Factor girl group,

0:17:45 > 0:17:49more famous for their risque outfits than their singing.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52They upset Cheryl and Dannii with their skimpy style, but haven't let it stop them.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55This is what happened when we caught up with them on tour.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03# Oo wee, oo wee, oo wee, ooh

0:18:03 > 0:18:05# Oo wee, oo wee, oo wee, oo wee, ooh... #

0:18:05 > 0:18:09'Tonight here in New Beach Holiday Park, UK, make some noise.'

0:18:09 > 0:18:12It is Kandy Rain!

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Good job I've got a jacket over my head!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Oh, my God! This is... Aaargh!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28'Kandy Rain are probably the only group'

0:18:28 > 0:18:31that will be remembered on X Factor for being the X-rated group.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I think on X Factor, the public did get us wrong.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42The press kept focusing on the fact we were strippers in our past,

0:18:42 > 0:18:46but actually it was only a tiny, tiny bit of what we used to do in our lives.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I mean, Chemmane was an amazing dance teacher.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49She's amazing.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I need to do my hair.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52I need to do my hair as well, babe.

0:18:52 > 0:18:57Kandy Rain's make-up has to be really out there, really seductive, mysterious.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01If we had to go on stage with no make-up on, I think we'd all die.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04I think, obviously,

0:19:04 > 0:19:10since we've left X Factor, we're on the road constantly doing gigs and living out of cases.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13It's fun, though. It's fun, travelling around together.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24We're different from other girl groups because we're real.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25We want to have fun.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28The last time any girl group had fun was the Spice Girls,

0:19:28 > 0:19:31and we want to bring that whole realness back,

0:19:31 > 0:19:33and that is what Kandy Rain represents.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38It's going too slow. We need to keep that same pace.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41First positions, girls, and a really great pose, now.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44I think with clothes, you should express yourselves.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47In Kandy Rain, we do that. We express ourselves well.

0:19:47 > 0:19:52And we love to have really sexy boots, killer heels, really anything that's stylish.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Are you ready for them? Let's go.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57MUSIC: "One Vision" by Queen

0:20:00 > 0:20:04# Oo-wee, oo-wee, oo-wee, oo-wee, ooo... #

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- What are Kandy Rain best known for? - Stripping.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Let's pray, because we ought to pray.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Kandy Rain!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22# But I knew you thinking

0:20:22 > 0:20:24# That you were true Yes I... #

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Being in a band and performing on stage is amazing.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31'See all the people, and they're looking at you, saying, "Oh, come over to me. Sing to me."

0:20:31 > 0:20:33'It's just great.'

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- 'We're edgy, we're rocky. - We're controversial.'

0:20:36 > 0:20:40If you don't like us, then you don't have to watch us!

0:20:40 > 0:20:43# Thanks for making me a fighter. #

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Hello, Kandy Rain.- Hi!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- You're all looking very glamorous today.- Thank you.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Talk me through these outfits.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Basically, these are our outfits that we like to wear on stage.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56It's our new look. Leotards, you know, belts...

0:20:56 > 0:21:02- How would you describe your look? - I would say we are sexy, edgy and controversial.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- And is that how you want to stay? - Yeah.- Always.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08So how will you feel if POD tries to change you?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Oh, God.- We're going to fall out.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13- We're going to fall out with POD. - Are you going to gang up on POD?

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Absolutely.- Yeah. We are. - We're going to kick her robot arse!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Right. Kandy Rain, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Let's do this, girls!- Good luck!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Ooh! Whoa!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- I am POD. Who are you?- Who are YOU?

0:21:36 > 0:21:41- I am POD. Who are you?- Kandy Rain. We're a band. We're Kandy Rain!

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Oh, are you the four ex-strippers who appeared on The X Factor?

0:21:45 > 0:21:48We're not four ex-strippers. We're Kandy Rain, a girl group.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, I do apologise. I thought that you used to be strippers.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54We did do stripping, but that's not what...

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- That's not what we're about, yeah. - Oh, so what are you about?

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Kandy Rain represents both music and fashion today.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04In that case, those two industries are in a lot of trouble.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- What's your problem, POD? - My problem is that you have turned up to POD in your underwear.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- It's not underwear!- It's a costume!

0:22:11 > 0:22:15- A costume of lacy underwear. - Costume!

0:22:15 > 0:22:19No wonder people didn't watch you sing if that's what you choose to wear.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23- Loosen up, POD. I bet you'd like to be able to wear our outfits. - Incorrect!

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Neh!

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Why are you called Kandy Rain?

0:22:26 > 0:22:31Kandy Rain, it sums us four up. Sweet, not good for you, but we always leave a lasting impression.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Yes, you certainly make an impression.- Yeah! Thank you! - POD likes us.

0:22:35 > 0:22:40- A BAD impression!- Oh! You can talk. You're a bloody robot.

0:22:40 > 0:22:45POD is a personal overhaul device, not a robot, and kindly watch your language.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Sorry!- Oh, sorry, POD. POD, we love you.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49You can make it up to me with some singing.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51# Ooo... #

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- Count to three, girls. - One, two, three...

0:22:55 > 0:22:57# Closer to the truth to say

0:22:57 > 0:22:58# You can't get enough

0:22:58 > 0:23:00# You know you're gonna have to face it

0:23:00 > 0:23:02# You're addicted to love... #

0:23:02 > 0:23:07- Well, you're going to have to face it, you're addicted to fakery.- Ooh!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- As a girl group, do you have a stylist?- No.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13So, you came up with this look all by yourselves?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Yes. We are very sexy, edgy, and we like to be controversial.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Hmm. Who are your style icons?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21We want to be like the new invented Spice Girls.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25And what would you be? Hoodie, Lairy, Blonde and Scary?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- If you want us to be. - Not really, no.

0:23:28 > 0:23:34Can I say something? I've got a really strong feeling that we're going to be global, seriously.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Well, I have a really strong feeling you need a makeunder, seriously.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Well done, POD.- Well done.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

0:23:42 > 0:23:48We want this makeunder because we want people to see past our past

0:23:48 > 0:23:51and have a look at us in something slightly more innocent.

0:23:51 > 0:23:56That I can certainly do, but first, I need to run the public analysis part of my programme.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Fire away. Let's see this.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01I asked, would you snog, marry or avoid these girls?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- I reckon snog.- Snog.- Snog.- Play.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Avoid. They look like trouble.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09I wouldn't avoid, because they got kicked off X Factor.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11They are pretty hot, but they can't sing.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I would avoid all of them.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I think that person needs to get a life.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17I also asked popular rap artist, Ironik.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Would you like to know what he said?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Yeah, go on.- This is fun!- Play.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24I'd probably give one of them a snog,

0:24:24 > 0:24:27but I wouldn't make any of them my girlfriend.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30# Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? #

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Obviously not, since 80% of the people we asked

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- agreed with Ironik and wanted to avoid you.- Oh, no!

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Are you ready for my verdict?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Hold on. It feels like the X Factor finals. Hold on.

0:24:43 > 0:24:49The public have voted, and they have decided the act that they would like to avoid is...

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- ..Kandy Rain!- No!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58So, you will undergo my...

0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Go on. Show us what you got, POD. Come on. Bring it on.- By all means. Run the makeunder.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Ahh!- Oh, God!

0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Well?- Oh, my God. I'm actually crying.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Sorry, POD, the earring's going. - Do not throw your earring in POD.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- I had to throw that- BLEEP- away.

0:25:23 > 0:25:28- Do not swear in POD. - Look at the state of her!

0:25:28 > 0:25:32- I take it you don't like your looks, then?- Do I like this look? I say, "No."- She loves it.

0:25:32 > 0:25:37- This look is ridiculous.- I think the dress looks horrible on me.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Oh! It's like, what's happened to us?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43POD has made you stunning natural beauties.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48- The hair's horrible, and the make-up, I could do a better job myself in the dark.- Yeah.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52POD is sorry that you find your new look so very offensive.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- It just looks awful.- Has anyone got anything positive to say?

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- I like the gold thing. It's actually a necklace.- That's nice.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- I'd actually wear this. Hair is nice as well.- Yes, Coco.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- POD thinks you look lovely.- Coco I think looks best out of all of us.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Yeah, I think Coco looks the best.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Would you like to know what the public think of your new look? - No thanks.- No!

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Tough.- Go on!- Play.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Snog, because they're lovely!

0:26:15 > 0:26:19I would snog all of them because they look fantastic.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22They look classy. They hold themselves well.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23- Blah, blah, blah.- It's a lie.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26I'd probably marry them because they're pretty wholesome.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30They look like the sort of ladies you'd want to take home to Mum.

0:26:30 > 0:26:34If you like me like this, I don't want to go out with you. You're clearly blind.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35- Yeah, no thanks!- No!

0:26:35 > 0:26:3960% want to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43I feel sorry for the public. They want to marry us looking like this? Listen!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45You're going to stay a bachelor all your life.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Here is your natural beauty data.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52As a group, mix colours and styles instead of a uniform of black,

0:26:52 > 0:26:55to give you each a stand-out individual look.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58A fitted cocktail dress is a sexy way to make a statement,

0:26:58 > 0:27:02without the need for barely-there clothes and fishnet stockings.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Do you know what? I would rather wear a bin bag.

0:27:04 > 0:27:10POD is sad that you can't see you look like a sophisticated, classy and naturally beautiful girl band.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- It's just hideous.- Awful.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Well, there doesn't seem to be a lot more to say.- What?

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Let me put it another way - POD off.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Bye! Thank you for wasting our time!

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Ah, POD, that was a bit unexpected. Are you OK?

0:27:28 > 0:27:33Well, Jenny Frost, POD is a bit sad that Kandy Rain couldn't see how lovely they looked, but don't worry.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35I'll be fine.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38In case you're wondering, we decided not to catch up with the girls,

0:27:38 > 0:27:40as we didn't want to waste any more of their time.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Probably for the best, Frost. They made their feelings clear.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46You're not one to hold back on your opinions either.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50Yes, but my opinions are always right. You know that.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Good to see you're as confident as ever. But now I think you need rest.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57- Good night, Jenny Frost. - Good night, POD. POD off.

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