0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Where are my pop starts? We are the hipsters. #
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You know we're gonna party like a rock star
0:00:09 > 0:00:13# Boys should be terrified We're as good as they come. #
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Here on Snog Marry Avoid we're not afraid of a challenge.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21In fact, there's nothing we love more than rolling up our sleeves in the fight against fakery.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25So make up madams and fake tan fiends beware, it's time
0:00:25 > 0:00:31to exterminate those extensions, lay of the layers of slap and bring out the natural beauty in you.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36But in tonight's programme there is an extra challenge because everybody in this show is fake
0:00:36 > 0:00:39in more ways than one and what's more, you look awfully familiar.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hello, Pod, how are you today?
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Very well, thank you. Has anyone ever told you how much you look like Jenny Frost?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Well, that's because I am Jenny Frost, well last time I looked anyway.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Sorry, it's just that I've heard we're going to meet some very good lookalikes today.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13- You can't be too careful. - Absolutely, Pod, especially with all this identity theft around.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Now, has anybody ever tried to duplicate you?
0:01:15 > 0:01:19How dare you. I'm the world's one and only makeunder computer.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21They broke the mould when they made me.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24That is true, you are one of a kind.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Talking about breaking the mould, who have you got for me today?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Coming up on tonight's show,
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Pod meets a woman whose poker face drives everyone gaga.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37THEY CHEER
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Hi, honeybee.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41We step out with a Katie Price wannabe.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43What's good for Katie Price
0:01:43 > 0:01:45is definitely good for me so get a life.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49A Britney Spears double is in need of a less toxic look.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Oops, I might just hit you, Pod, one more time.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57But first we've got a lookalike whose celebrity persona is driving her gaga.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58And who would that be then, Frost?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, for goodness sake.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# La-ra-ah-ah-ah
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Ruh-ma-ruh-ma-ma
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# Gaga, ooh-la-la... #
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Hi, I'm Cat Winter from Essex but please don't call my name
0:02:14 > 0:02:17because as you can tell from my poker face
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I'll only answer to the name of Lady Gogo.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35I only recently started impersonating Gaga to my friends who thought I was the spitting image
0:02:35 > 0:02:39but now I'm finding it increasingly difficult not to look like Gaga every day.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40THEY CHEER
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Hi, honeybee.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Hair, makeup...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49shoes.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53To copy her look and keep up with her exact body shape,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I had a boob job which cost me 4,000.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59It is like a full time job keeping up with Gaga.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# We're kinda busy... #
0:03:01 > 0:03:05# K-kinda busy, k-kinda busy. #
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Sorry, I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy. #
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Pod, I'm a natural Gaga, Gogo.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15You can't make a natural beauty out of me.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18# I'm not gonna reach my telephone. #
0:03:18 > 0:03:20HANG-UP TONE
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Hello, Lady Gogo, how are you today? - Hi. I'm fine, thank you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28So how long have you been a Lady Gaga tribute?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Since January.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Talk me through how much you've spent and where you've spent it.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I have to get roots bleached every three to four weeks.
0:03:36 > 0:03:43Gaga shoes, little accessories, so hundreds every month.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Pod's going to be very cross with you for that one.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50It's a lot of money. Right, Lady Gogo,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I'm going to send you off to Pod now.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I'm going to wish you good luck
0:03:54 > 0:03:57and hopefully next time we meet you'll be Cat.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I am Pod, the personal overhaul device. Who are you?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15I am Cat Winter, otherwise known as Lady Gogo.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18I wish you would go go and put some clothes on.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, you are so mean.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24How long has Gogo been Gaga?
0:04:24 > 0:04:29- For about eight months.- And why did Cat Winter become Lady Gogo?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33People kept saying that I looked like her and I sound like her too.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35They're go going mad over Gaga.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Remarkable. What is it you like about Gaga?
0:04:38 > 0:04:44She's not afraid to be who she is, um, she's got amazing style...
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Even when she buys her clothes from the meat counter.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- She's fabulous. - And don't you look fabulous?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Cat Winter or Lady Gogo? - Cat Winter of course.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Cat's boring.- No, she's not. You could look like the cat's whiskers.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Whey don't you let your own natural beauty break out from time to time.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Too much Gogo going on.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12You don't say. How much does it cost you to go all the way as Gogo?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14To date, 15 grand.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16What on earth have you been buying?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Hair.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Boobs. Outfits.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Shoes. Clothes.
0:05:23 > 0:05:29- Hair accessories. - Pod calculates that you are spending far too much on your Gaga outfits.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I have a money saving challenge for you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Let's see if you can create Gaga couture out of a roll of tin foil,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38some feathers and a kitchen colander.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Cheap, cheerful and authentic.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Clearly you are Gaga.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57But that outfit isn't suitable for you, Cat Winter, so it has to gogo.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59If you say so.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Why have you come before Pod for a makeunder?
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- I don't know who I am any more. - Pod can help you find your lost Cat.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Go on then.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12But first I need to run phase one, public analysis.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15We asked the public, based on your Gaga look,
0:06:15 > 0:06:17would they like to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19What do you think they said?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Snog.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Play.- I'd avoid her.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Avoid.- Definitely avoid.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32She looks a bit of a slapper, to be honest.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37I think they are talking more about Gaga than Cat Winter.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, you're nice, Pod.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43But never the less, of all the people we asked, 35% said they'd snog you
0:06:43 > 0:06:47and the chart flopping 60% wanted to avoid you.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- That's not quite so good, is it?- No.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57We also asked ex-Emmerdale and Hollyoaks star Alex Carter the same question. What do you think he said?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Snog.
0:06:59 > 0:07:05I think I'd avoid her unless she wore that meat dress, then I'd let her in,
0:07:05 > 0:07:10get the oven on and see what's cooking.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13He's obviously a meat and two veg kind of guy.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16He certainly doesn't seem to like dogs dinners.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And on that note, are you ready for my verdict?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22OK, sock it to me.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Looking like the queen of weird all the time is enough to drive you gaga
0:07:25 > 0:07:28so you're going to have my natural superstar makeunder.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Uh oh.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Please choose a new style.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Boho romance, soft tailoring, urban chick, rock chick.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Boho romance, please.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47Thank you. There are many ways to skin a cat but Pod will use just one.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Please put on your deep cleanse uniform and get wiping.- Ah!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Did you know eight out of ten cats prefer to go without slap?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Happy now?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Are you ready to meet the all new improved Cat Winter?- I'm ready.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Run the makeunder in three, two, one.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Wow, oh, my god.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19- It's amazing.- You look like the cat that got the cream.- Grrr.
0:08:19 > 0:08:25So can you see with Lady Gogo gone, you are a star in your own right.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Flattery will get you everywhere.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31But will the public agree? Do you want to hear what they said about your new look?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Yes, please.- Play.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35I would snog the lady.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39I would marry her because she looks really pretty.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Woohoo!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Probably snog her. She's got a nice set of teeth,
0:08:43 > 0:08:46she's very tidy, she's just my type.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Yay.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Thanks, Pod. - You are very welcome, Cat.
0:08:51 > 0:08:59- Of all the people we asked, 80% wanted to snog you and 20% wanted to marry you.- Amazing.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Here is your natural beauty data.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Hair, golden highlights create a natural, softer look.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Make-up: Coral and peach colours are best
0:09:11 > 0:09:14to warm an English rose complexion.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Fashion:
0:09:15 > 0:09:19A short smock dress elongates a smaller frame,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22a new tone flatters a paler skin.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I love it.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I want to go clubbing.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Well, don't let Pod stop you. My work here is done.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Pod computes that this makeunder has been a complete success.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Big thumbs up.- Goodbye, Cat Winter.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Thanks, Pod. Bye.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47I'm here to reveal to my sister-in-law Donna.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I hope she likes it as much as I do.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I'll be able to tell if Donna likes it or not.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54I'll know by the look on her face.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Fingers crossed.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Oh, wow, look at you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Hi.- Hi.- Do you like it?- Yes, I do.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- It's pretty, isn't it?- Yes.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13I wasn't expecting Cat to look this gorgeous. I think she looks great.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15She really does look lovely.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Here's to the new look.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Yeah.- Let's see if it brings me a good romance.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Will Cat be able to live with her new look without going gaga?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30We'll find out later. But first, to prove there's not limit to what
0:10:30 > 0:10:34I won't do to find useful tips for you, here is the bottom line.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Does my bum look big in this?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42There's nothing worse in life than a saggy bum.
0:10:42 > 0:10:48Now, I've heard that if you use caffeine and a firming face mask on wobbly bits it will firm them up.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Now, which bit shall I try it out on?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Bottom.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55EVIL LAUGH
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Right, so I'm going to get some coffee granules,
0:10:58 > 0:11:00mix them with a firming face mask.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Now, you apply quite liberally to the bottom.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06This is rubbish.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Now, apply liberally to the bottom.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Who am I kidding? Apply liberally to the bottom and
0:11:18 > 0:11:21then you leave it on the bottom for 20 minutes.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Are you all right there, love?
0:11:22 > 0:11:2420 minutes to firm up.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29So I'm just going to rinse it off.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Now to test if it's firmer.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I would say yes.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41The caffeine has stimulated with the firming mask
0:11:41 > 0:11:43and made a very firm bottom.
0:11:45 > 0:11:51And if you think that was a bum job, try being a full time Britney Spears impersonator.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55One day you are brushing your long golden locks and the next day you can feel a draft.
0:12:01 > 0:12:07# Oh, baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go. #
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Hey, what's up? I'm Lorna Bliss and I'm a Britney Spears impersonator.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13# Oh, baby, baby. #
0:12:13 > 0:12:19I started impersonating Britney Spears around ten years ago when Britney because a pop sensation.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24# Show me how you want it to be... #
0:12:24 > 0:12:25And it's just gone on from there.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Getting ready to look like Britney can take quite a long time.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I really go for it the whole hog.
0:12:33 > 0:12:40Take a lot of pride in my appearance and making sure I look as Britney as possible.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I do my makeup like Britney, get my nails done, put eyelashes in,
0:12:44 > 0:12:48I have to make sure my hair is exactly like hers,
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I spend a fortune on outfits,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53getting replicas done that look exactly like hers.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Whatever she's wearing really, I just copy that.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03When I'm out and about on the street people do comment on my resemblance
0:13:03 > 0:13:08to Britney and sometimes I'm even, like, mistaken for the real Britney Spears.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# I call them like I see them I know what you are... #
0:13:10 > 0:13:15I feel like a real superstar. I almost feel like Britney herself.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17# Womaniser, you're a...
0:13:17 > 0:13:19# Superstar, where you from How's it going? #
0:13:19 > 0:13:25Being on stage performing as Britney is just, like, totally amazing.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29All the fans are so dedicated to the music and I always have a really good time.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33# Womaniser, woman-womaniser You're a womaniser
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Oh, womaniser Oh, you're a womaniser baby... #
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Listen, Pod, the circus is most definitely in town.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Your makeunder better not be too toxic or oops,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I might just hit you, Pod, one more time.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52I'm in the presence of pop royalty today, Lorna. I'm very excited.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- It is spooky how much you look like Britney.- Thank you.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Now, is it getting annoying though?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00It would be totally cool just have a look that was totally separate
0:14:00 > 0:14:02to my job so that I can just switch off sometimes.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06How much does it cost you to maintain the Britney look?
0:14:06 > 0:14:10It's kind of expensive because, like, say, for example, this outfit was tailor made.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11This cost, like, 600.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16Keeping up with Britney is a pretty expensive, high maintenance thing to do.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Now, you've even got the same tattoos that Britney has got.- Yeah.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Have you got any more?- Yeah, I've also got one on my neck, just here.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26This one, it says "healing", in Hebrew, but it's actually misspelt
0:14:26 > 0:14:29the same way that Britney's tattoo on her neck is misspelt.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32The tattooist was really confused but I was like,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34"Look, the whole point of me getting this is to have it
0:14:34 > 0:14:38"exactly like Britney so I want the misspelt version, please?"
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Right, gorgeous, I'm going to wish you good luck in Pod
0:14:40 > 0:14:43and I'll see you on the other side when you're de-Britneyed.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58I am Pod and you must be the princess of pop, Britney Spears.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Well, kind of. I'm Lorna Bliss, I'm a lookalike.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Why in Pod's name do you want to look like somebody else?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Well, I didn't start on purpose, I wasn't even trying to Britney,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I was just being Lorna Bliss
0:15:10 > 0:15:12and then people told me I looked like her
0:15:12 > 0:15:14so then I started to, you know,
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I got my hair a little bit more like her,
0:15:16 > 0:15:20started doing my makeup like her and then I eventually just morphed into Britney.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24That sounds painful. How often do you morph back into Lorna Bliss?
0:15:24 > 0:15:29Her style has become embedded in my sense of style and I just don't know who I am any more.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34Oh, you poor lamb. Do people often confuse you for the real deal?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38I got mobbed by a group of people, they thought I was the real Britney and it got a bit hairy.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Talking of hair, Britney has had a few barmy barnets of her own.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Are you always obliged to copy them?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Britney can do whatever she wants and I will still follow her.
0:15:48 > 0:15:54Yes, Pod can see you followed even her more extreme haircuts.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59- Yes, Pod, of course. - Why on earth would you want to walk around like an egghead?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I wanted to look exactly like Britney Spears.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- What? Breakdown Britney?- No. Britney having a different haircut.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10Clearly you are very committed to your work. So why have you come before Pod for a makeunder?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Because, Pod, I would really, really love to have a look that is
0:16:14 > 0:16:17totally different to Britney so that I can just go out and be myself.
0:16:17 > 0:16:23Pod can help you with that but first I need to run phase one, public analysis.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28We asked the public if dressed as Britney Spears they would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- What do you think they said? - I'm going to be nice to myself and pick snog.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Play.- I think I'll avoid her.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41Snog, yeah, why not? I wouldn't avoid her, she's not that bad to avoid but I definitely wouldn't marry her.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Well, maybe I wouldn't want to marry that womaniser anyway.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50- Avoid. She just seems a bit plastic and fake.- That's funny.
0:16:50 > 0:16:57Pod also asked ex-Emmerdale and Hollyoaks star Alex Carter if he would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58What do you think he said?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I don't know. I don't know who he is.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Well, I couldn't marry her if she's like the real Britney
0:17:03 > 0:17:06so I'd probably just snog her, and if she shaves her hair I'll avoid her.
0:17:06 > 0:17:14Pod, are you telling me that any man in his right mind is going to turn down Britney Spears?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Well, 5% said they would marry you.
0:17:17 > 0:17:2315% said they'd snog you, but a massive 80% wanted to avoid you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Well, I'd probably avoid them too, Pod, because I only like kissing people that look like Madonna.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29You should be so lucky.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Are you ready for my verdict? - Hit me, baby.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Pod thinks that while Britney's got talent, you need a rest, so you are
0:17:36 > 0:17:39going to have my totally toxic to pure bliss makeunder.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Ah, thank you, Pod, that's cute.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49I'm glad we're finally singing from the same hymn sheet. Run phase two.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Give it to me, Pod, give it to me right now.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58No, you give it to me right now. Please remove your Britney bumph.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Has anyone told you it's rude to wear a hat indoors?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- My hair is going to look so weird under this.- Take it off.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08No, Pod, I'm going to look like a freak if I take this off because it's all back combed this side.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12A Britney strop, how very original.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Yeah, but I look like a...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16you know what, whatever.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Even Britney has bad days.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Your day is about to get much better.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Oh, my god. What is this?
0:18:26 > 0:18:30It's a remix that will send you to number one for natural beauty.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Really? - Run the makeunder in three, two, one.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Oh, my god.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46What do you think of the new you?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I think I look really classy.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Like how I did when I was young.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53The word you are looking for is natural.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I think if I was walking down the street like this
0:18:56 > 0:18:59people would think that I worked in an office or something like that.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Well, shall we find out if anyone would fancy a bit of overtime with you?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Play.- I'd snog her because she has nice eyes.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11I'd snog her. She seems to have quite nice hair and got a friendly face.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14I'd snog her because she has really nice lips.
0:19:14 > 0:19:20Lorna, the new poll results will give you plenty to sing about because 60% wanted to snog you,
0:19:20 > 0:19:2440% want to marry you, which means nobody wants to avoid you.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Really?- Would this lens lie?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Here is your natural beauty data.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Fashion.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34A soft jersey t-shirt updates a rock chick look.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Choose a cinched-in waisted skirt to give a petite frame a little shape.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Hair. A honey blond colour is more flattering to your skin tone
0:19:43 > 0:19:47and the warmth of the colour compliments your eyes.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50What do you think of the natural new you?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53I think this is a really good disguise.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Lorna Bliss, Pod hopes you enjoy leading your double life and that you are now
0:19:58 > 0:20:02blissfully aware of just how much of a natural beauty you really are.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Definitely.- Goodbye, Lorna.
0:20:07 > 0:20:13# I woke up with the rising sun I was blinded by the light... #
0:20:15 > 0:20:19The wall I had up, my Britney mask that I used to wear all the time,
0:20:19 > 0:20:22has now been taken away and I do feel a little bit exposed.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I feel like a totally new person.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33I'm feeling excited and quite curious I'm just very, very curious,
0:20:33 > 0:20:35to see what this end result is.
0:20:35 > 0:20:40When I walk in that room I think the first thing Angus is going to see
0:20:40 > 0:20:43is a stranger that he doesn't recognise.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51- Hey, man. - Oh, my god, I can't believe it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Wow. Is that the same person?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's amazing. Yeah, you look like a real,
0:20:55 > 0:20:57like a girl I can take home to my mother.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Do I look innocent?- Yeah, definitely.- I think I look younger.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03You definitely have an innocent air about you.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Even when I saw you just now, even I was caught out.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10You know, I actually didn't think it was you in that first instance. It's a proper disguise.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17This is the girl underneath all the glam and glitter it seems,
0:21:17 > 0:21:18which is nice.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23I just didn't expect it. Completely blown away really.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25This is a new beginning.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29This is another page to my life.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Will Lorna be able to keep her own look and Britney's at the same time?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39We'll find out later.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Now, Britney has had her fair share of bad hair days, even no hair days,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47but here on Snog Marry Avoid we are on the case for you fashion felons.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Oh, yes, the style police are everywhere
0:21:50 > 0:21:53so put your hands on your head and assume the position
0:21:53 > 0:21:55because we're on the lookout for GBH.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57That's God-awful Bad Hair.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04What I hate is extensions, they are disgusting,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07like ratty hair just growing from your head. Oh, it's vile.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I hate when people have their Croydon facelift.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I hate when girls use talcum powder on their hair,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14it makes them look like they have really bad dandruff.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17When they're all blond and stripy like they're a badger,
0:22:17 > 0:22:18like they're stuck in the '90s.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22It's really awful when girls have got sort of big natural hair like that
0:22:22 > 0:22:25and then they've got that actual fake bit hanging down underneath.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's really not good.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Earlier on we met Cat and her naughty alter ego Lady Gogo
0:22:33 > 0:22:35who was taking over her life.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Cat didn't know who she was
0:22:36 > 0:22:39and Pod helped her rediscover her natural self.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42But has she kept it up or has she gone back to Gogo?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Let's meet her and find out. Hello, gorgeous.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Hi.- You look amazing. Very boho.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Thank you.- Tell me how this look has come about.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51It started with the boots
0:22:51 > 0:22:54and they are actually from a second hand shop.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- OK.- And then the suedette shorts.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I tried to kind of go for the peasant look with the top,
0:22:59 > 0:23:02and then I still need a bit of drama in my life
0:23:02 > 0:23:05so that's why I've gone with the hat.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Hopefully it helped you rediscover who Cat is,
0:23:08 > 0:23:13although your love of shopping, your bank manager will not thank us.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Have you got a message for Pod?- Yes.
0:23:15 > 0:23:21Thank you, Pod. I loved absolutely every minute of it and I think we agree it has been a success.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25But have to admit I think I've done slightly better than you. Sorry, darling.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34Next in to Pod is a wannabe who worships the shrine of Katie Price.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Now, this girl loves all things Katie
0:23:36 > 0:23:38and Katie loves all things fake,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41so going into Pod, this should be interesting.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I am Pod. Who are you?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I'm Lisa Hind.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59And who are you the lookalike of?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Miss Katie Price and I'm proud of it.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04You look more like Miss Katie cut-price.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Oh, here we go. Go on then.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Why do you want to model yourself on the queen of slap?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Katie is like the goddess of goddesses.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17She is my arch nemesis which makes you guilty by association.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Really? Fake is the new naturel.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Your style bible is very outdated.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25You look like a drag queen.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26I love this look, it's brilliant.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I'd die without fakery.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32So you're a drama queen as well as a drag queen?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34No. Who are you? You're nobody.
0:24:34 > 0:24:40I am the world's one and only personal overhaul device and you are ripe for reinvention.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- Really?- Have you ever met the not-so-fantastic plastic Price?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Yeah, loads of times.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48So you know each other well, do you?
0:24:48 > 0:24:53I wouldn't say I know her well but enough to just get close to her and have a little chat to her, yeah.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55And what do you discuss when you are together?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59The current state of the economy, the dangers of global warming perhaps?
0:24:59 > 0:25:00We both compare tans and hair
0:25:00 > 0:25:04and who has got the longest lashes and we have a laugh.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Sounds riveting, dear.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09How far would you go to prove your devotion to the orange one?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Whatever she does I'll do too.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16Pod would like to make a divine intervention and teach you the gospel of natural beauty.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21- Never in my life will you get me to go naturel.- But you might like it.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I don't think so. Not for you, not for anybody in the world.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Only Katie Price can make me naturel.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31What Katie knows about au naturel she could write on a scrap of material that she calls an outfit.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Oh, I really don't think you're going to win on this one. Never.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39But it's you who is losing out if you continue down the path of fakery.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40- Boring.- Give in.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Come to the natural side.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I don't think so, Pod.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Pod has big plans for you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- You are never going to win with this one.- Pod has heard enough.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Are you ready for my verdict?- Yep.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Worshipping at the alter of Katie Price is a dangerously orange pastime.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- You might even turn into Jodie Marsh. - I don't think so.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03You have clearly been brainwashed, Lisa,
0:26:03 > 0:26:07but Pod would never want to come between a girl and her religion.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11So you are therefore rejected from my makeunder programme.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Ah-ha-ha, I win, you lose. See you later, loser.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Not if I see you first.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Goodbye, Lisa.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Earlier on we met Lorna
0:26:22 > 0:26:24whose life had been lost to Britney Spears.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29She didn't know who she was any more and Pod helped her find the real Lorna.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31But has she kept it or has she gone back to her toxic ways?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Let's meet her and find out. Hello.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Hi, Jenny.- I'm not quite sure if you've kept the makeunder or not
0:26:37 > 0:26:39cos you look so much like Britney.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Well, I've kind of kept it a little bit.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I loved having brown hair, it was amazing,
0:26:44 > 0:26:47but it was so difficult dying it blond again for my shows and stuff
0:26:47 > 0:26:50so I've had to go back to a blonder colour.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53How did you feel when you saw yourself as Lorna?
0:26:53 > 0:26:56It was really difficult because Britney has been my crutch
0:26:56 > 0:26:59for the last ten years. It's like a mask that I wear.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Trying something different was really, really scary for me.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04So what has changed since the makeunder?
0:27:04 > 0:27:06The week after, I met a guy,
0:27:06 > 0:27:10he's really, really hot, really sexy, I'm totally into him.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13And you met him as Lorna with the made under look.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- So that's totally awesome.- See, everything happens for a reason.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- It does.- So have you got a message for our Pod?- Yeah.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Pod, thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to be Lorna.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Now I know that underneath Britney there is a Lorna
0:27:25 > 0:27:29waiting to get out and I'll be using that look on my days off. Thank you.
0:27:32 > 0:27:39Good job today, Pod. After all it's not easy to get lookalikes to look less alike than they were before.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I'm glad you appreciate my efforts, Jenny Frost.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46There's no job too big for the world's one and only personal overhaul device.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48No, no. But it is possible to get a head too big.
0:27:48 > 0:27:53Greatness is a curse. It's sometimes very hard to live with.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Oh, Pod, that's my cue to tell you to Pod off.
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