0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Where are my pop stars? We are the hipsters... #
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Ssh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# You know we're gonna party like we're a rockstar
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# We're as good as they come... #
0:00:15 > 0:00:17On Snog Marry Avoid, we're here to help.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Are you suffering from slap addiction?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Are you a victim of fake-itis?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Do you feel underdressed and over-tanned?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Never fear, the remedy is close at hand.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Because we have the cure for orange skin, excessive hair extensions
0:00:29 > 0:00:31and general make-up malfunctions.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36We know what's good for you, and that's a large dose of natural beauty taken at regular intervals.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Don't worry, you'll feel better in no time.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Hello, POD, what's cooking?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Why, can you smell burning?
0:00:53 > 0:00:57No, I just wondered if you had anything on the boil for today's show.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Well, as you know, my recipe for success is to use all-natural ingredients.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04So no additives or artificial colourings.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Bingo. They're all bad for you, and they make you hyperactive.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Oh...we do not want to see YOU hyperactive, POD - you're bad enough on normal speed.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Now, shall we find out about today's dish of the day?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Why not, Frost?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Coming up - we'll be meeting a weightlifter who needs to lighten up.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26I think my skin is probably the only thing that's actually mine.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30A domestic goddess from Wales, who's got several buns in the oven.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Any pink cake, that's brilliant.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Pink with sprinkles on... Awesome.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39And is it a bird, is it a plane? Well, no - actually it's Boy Kitten.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I don't think you can handle me.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43All set for another feast of fakery?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46If I had a mouth, it would be watering right now.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Well, in that case, dinner is served.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Hi, my name's Lynne Carmichael.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51I'm 33 years young...
0:01:51 > 0:01:54and I'm dead hard-working...
0:01:56 > 0:01:57The guns!
0:02:01 > 0:02:06I compete in the toned figure class, and I am the current Miss Scotland.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Bit of a crazy lady -
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I like to be an exhibitionist when I'm out,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I love dressing up... I'll climb up the nearest pole
0:02:16 > 0:02:18or anything that I can dangle from.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22I have fake everything, from my teeth, my eyelashes...
0:02:22 > 0:02:26I think my skin is probably the only thing that's actually mine.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I started bodybuilding about 13 years ago, and it was ideal because
0:02:31 > 0:02:36not only do you get to wear fake tan but you get to wear REAL fake tan - heavy, heavy coats of fake tan.
0:02:39 > 0:02:47I would love to get a makeunder, because I'm dying to find some way of feeling comfortable in my own skin
0:02:47 > 0:02:49and I need to start saving my pennies for my wedding!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51WEDDING BELLS PEAL
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Love it! This is the one.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Oooh!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03First met Carlos when we were at a bodybuilding show...
0:03:03 > 0:03:07We just clicked. Right away I just knew that we would get married.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09At the moment we need every penny that counts...
0:03:09 > 0:03:12and not on bloody hair extensions.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Carlos helps me with my tan.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# I got no hair...
0:03:19 > 0:03:20# Bustin' #
0:03:20 > 0:03:22He's like, my personal assistant.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27In an ideal world Lynne would be totally naked, but because you guys are here that's not going to happen.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30# One, two, three...bustin' #
0:03:30 > 0:03:33At the weekend I love it, cos I've got all day to get ready.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38I put the eyelashes on, put my base coat on, then I put a primer on.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42If it's daytime,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45maybe one set of lashes - if it's night-time, two or three.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53When I'm putting my extensions in, that's when the confidence really kicks in.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Listen, POD - you might be able to tone ME down...
0:04:04 > 0:04:07but you won't tone THEM bad boys down.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hello, Lynne, how are you today?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Very well.- I'm feeling slightly overdressed,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16and a little bit frightened.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I like to think I'm like GI Barbie!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22You are GI Barbie, without a doubt.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Now, there's not much of it but tell me about this outfit.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Well, I love pink, love sparkly things,
0:04:27 > 0:04:32and I got this specially designed, custom-made for me for my shows.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35If you've got the costumes made to fit your specific body shape
0:04:35 > 0:04:39then you can emphasise things, and... Not that there's a lot to emphasise!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Now, the false tan is a big thing for you.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Definitely.- A little birdie tells me
0:04:45 > 0:04:49you apply said false tan with a paint roller.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51It takes about three days.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Three days?! - Not a couple of hours, three days.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57My boyfriend Carlos, he usually rolls it on.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59So how long does it take you to get ready for a night out,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02and how long does it take you to get ready for a competition?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06For a night out it would take me... about three or four hours.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08For a competition,
0:05:08 > 0:05:09- a week!- Gosh.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11A week in preparation.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Why are you having a makeunder today?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I cannae believe it's happening but I'm getting married next year,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19and I just feel that I'm going into a different stage of my life
0:05:19 > 0:05:23and...I want to tone it down but I don't know how.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24SHE LAUGHS
0:05:24 > 0:05:27POD, you've got a challenge!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Right, gorgeous - I'm going to wish you good luck in POD,
0:05:29 > 0:05:33and I'll see you on the other side when you're ready to be a natural beauty bride.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39# It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
0:05:39 > 0:05:42# Rising up to the challenge of our rival... #
0:05:42 > 0:05:47I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50My name's Lynne Carmichael, I'm Miss Scotland.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I'm sure you do - but you'll be going back soon.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57Oh, wait - you don't mean you've won some sort of beauty contest, do you?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You cheeky git!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03What category do you compete in? Miss Trannie?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I do toned figure,
0:06:05 > 0:06:11which... Basically you're toned, defined, but not overly masculine.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15However, I do get accused of looking like a man.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I think that people think I'm a transvestite.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Well, you couldn't hide much in THAT outfit. It looks like bum floss.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24How do you keep everything in place?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27It's OK, I've got sticky stuff to hold me in. Make sure there are no accidents.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29That's not the only thing that looks sticky.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31How much fake tan have you got on?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Couple of layers. I get my boyfriend to roller it on for me.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Do you think you can work your magic on me? You've got a job on your hands.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43You're not kidding! I'm going to need industrial paint stripper. What else is fake?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Just about everything you can see.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47I think I need a sit down.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Why have you come for a makeunder?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I'm getting married next year, and...
0:06:52 > 0:06:56I'm getting on a wee bit and I think it's time to tone it down.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01My fiance wants me to be a natural bride.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- How do you feel about the makeunder? - I'm a bit nervous about it.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Looking at those muscles, so am I.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- What are you worried about? - Feeling exposed.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13I don't think it's physically possible to expose yourself any more.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Are you ready to hear what the public think?- Yes.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Phase one, public analysis.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I've been gearing up for it, hit me with it.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I asked the public if they would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26What do you think they said?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Snog.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Play...
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Definitely avoid.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I think too much muscle on a woman
0:07:33 > 0:07:35isn't very attractive at all.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37A lot of people say that.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Looks a bit like a...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42drag queen type, muscle builder thing.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Yup. I get that.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Definitely avoid. She looks like
0:07:46 > 0:07:48a female bodybuilder in a mankini. Terrifying.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I had this custom-made!
0:07:50 > 0:07:5310% of the public DO want to snog you.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56That's promising.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57And a whopping 90% of the public
0:07:57 > 0:07:59currently want to AVOID you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Going on my past history
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I would say that's quite accurate.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Are you ready to hear POD's verdict? - Go for it.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11POD's verdict is that with your creosote tan and pumped-up frame
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- you look like a garden fence on steroids.- Cheek!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15You're going to have
0:08:15 > 0:08:18my brawny brown bimbo to beautiful bride makeunder.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Are you ready for the next stage? - As ready as I'm ever going to be.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23This is the deep cleanse.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27First of all, I need you to remove all your accessories.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30This shouldn't take long.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32SHE GROANS
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Give Santa his beard back.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Ready for the makeunder. In three, two, one....
0:08:52 > 0:08:53SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:08:53 > 0:08:55What do you think?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I like it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03It's...it's lovely!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04I didnae think I would!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08You look beautiful, don't you?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Mmm.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12What do you think of the hair?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I love the shape there, and I like the wee bits...
0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's a lovely colour.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20It's very feminine and pretty, just like you.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23SHE LAUGHS Aye, just like me!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Let's see if the public agree.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh, I'd definitely snog this girl.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29She looks like she takes care of her appearance,
0:09:29 > 0:09:30she's got a really nice figure.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I'd snog this girl. She looks quite attractive,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34and a fair amount of class.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38What do you think Carlos's reaction is going to be when he sees you like this?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I think he'll be crying more than me!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43In that case, get your hankies ready,
0:09:43 > 0:09:47because POD declares this makeunder a complete success.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Bye!- Goodbye.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55MUSIC: "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera
0:09:59 > 0:10:03I feel like a lady. I feel so classy and elegant.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I feel very liberated.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09'Carlos is going to absolutely love it.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12'He's always wanting me to be more natural looking.'
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Hates all the false hair - he thinks I hide behind it, which is true,
0:10:17 > 0:10:18I always have.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24I'm putting my trust in POD, and I know for a fact that Lynne oozes class, without
0:10:24 > 0:10:28all the hair extensions and everything, so I know for a fact she's going to look...wow.
0:10:33 > 0:10:39'I didn't fall in love with Lynne for the over-the-top look, I fell in love with her because she's her.'
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Like it?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Yeah, you look...
0:10:51 > 0:10:55brilliant, absolutely fabulous. You do. Love the hair, look at it!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- It's nice, isn't it?- Wow...
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Oh. I was pure...crying like anything, I couldn't even breathe.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Just...
0:11:09 > 0:11:10..wow.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11It was just...overwhelming.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I feel like a different person.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I feel like somebody's changed my skin!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19You look absolutely sensational.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Like it? - I love the hair. It's just...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23It's different, isn't it?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Feel it, feel how soft it is.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I can't believe the hair...
0:11:29 > 0:11:33It's been the most surreal day. I feel like a different person, I feel
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- so classy and sophisticated. - Definitely.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Cheers! Here's to the new me.
0:11:42 > 0:11:48Lynne looked a true natural beauty with her new look, but will she keep it up? We'll find out later.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51First, I've been cruising the mean streets with the fashion police,
0:11:51 > 0:11:54in search of anybody guilty of indecent exposure.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Put it away, love, I can see what you had for your breakfast!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02There's nothing I hate more than seeing fat thighs and leggings.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Just wear something more appropriate! Doesn't look very nice.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09I think camel toe is disgusting. Have you looked in the mirror?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13I really don't like when guys are wearing their jeans underneath their
0:12:13 > 0:12:17ass, and you can actually see their pants. It's not really classy.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Muffin tops are just horrible, because... Especially when people
0:12:21 > 0:12:25have their midriffs out, it's all hanging over. It's just disgusting.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I hate back fat, cos it's so disgusting.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32There's nothing I hate more than a guy with a builder's bum.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35It's horrible. You're never going be fooled with that, are you?
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Next up is a girl from the Valleys who likes to make her own cupcakes,
0:12:42 > 0:12:44and she's not averse to showing them off either.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I'm Emma and I'm from Cardiff.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I'm 23, I'm a full-time mum, I'm busy, busy, busy, and I don't think
0:12:51 > 0:12:55that just because you're a mum, that you should let it all go.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59I've got quite a few things that are false about me, as you can probably tell.
0:12:59 > 0:13:05Hair extensions, false eyelashes, fake boobs, false nails, fake tan...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I don't think really I could get more fake, to be honest.
0:13:11 > 0:13:17I am a domestic goddess. If there was a definition in the dictionary it would have my name on it.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23My favourite colour when I make things would definitely be pink.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Any pink cake, that's brilliant.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Pink with sprinkles on, awesome.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32Food should be nice and pretty. You don't want like a bread and butter pudding or something like
0:13:32 > 0:13:36that, no, cos that's quite dull and ugly - we want to go for the pink icing and the sprinkle.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42I've got about...no word of a lie, about 140 pairs of shoes.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I buy about three pairs a week, it's ridiculous.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49I've got about 50 pairs of hotpants. It's horrendous!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50MUSIC: "Look At Me" by Geri Halliwell
0:13:50 > 0:13:54I don't do it so that people look at me, or because I like
0:13:54 > 0:13:57men whistling - cos I hate that, I REALLY hate that.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00If every girl in the world dressed like me, then there'd be
0:14:00 > 0:14:04nothing to look at any more, everyone would look beautiful.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08So my advice to everyone would be, just make the most of yourself.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10# Come on and look at me... #
0:14:10 > 0:14:14POD, my cakes are perfectly baked. And let me tell you,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17this domestic goddess has all the right ingredients -
0:14:17 > 0:14:20so try and change me if you dare. Bring it on.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22- Hello, beautiful.- Hello!
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- How are you today?- I'm good.- And I must say, you are just like a doll,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30you're gorgeous - I want to take you and put you somewhere...
0:14:30 > 0:14:35Your boobs are rather huge. Cos you are teeny-teeny-teeny tiny...
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- They're not that big!- ..and then you've got these mahoosive knockers.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- They're not that big.- They ARE big!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43You've still got to wear the padded bras...
0:14:43 > 0:14:44So you don't think your boobs are big?
0:14:44 > 0:14:48No. I've got a bra on with it, you know, keeping the dress up.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I don't know - I just think fake suits me.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56I don't think I'd suit, you know, natural. I'm just fake.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- And what size are these beauties? - Erm...a 30F.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- That sounds big, it's not that big! - 30F. You know what F stands for?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Bigger's better, I want them bigger. - "Flippin' massive".
0:15:05 > 0:15:10No, I'm going to have them bigger. Actually, I had them done a year ago today.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- # Happy birthday to you... # - Yeah, they're one year old! Yay.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16So why have you come for a makeunder today?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Well, let's be honest, I'm pretty fake.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22I want to change. I don't want to be like this for ever.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27I don't want to look like Nancy... Dell'Olio or whatever her name was, Sven-Goran Eriksson's wife,
0:15:27 > 0:15:29cos that was a little bit over the top -
0:15:29 > 0:15:32and people compare me to her, and I don't want to look like that when I'm older.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I need to tone it down a little bit, cos it is a bit extreme.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Right. Gorgeous, gorgeous Emma, I'm going to wish you luck in POD now,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43and I'll see you on the other side when you're probably slightly paler.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Good luck!
0:15:53 > 0:15:59- I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?- I'm Emma.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You look like you're oven-ready.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Why the tinfoil frock?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05EMMA LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY You're so funny.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07It complements my tan.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10But I do make tinfoil look good.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Admit it.- Well, it is a bit of a TURKEY of an outfit.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Don't you just want to eat me all up?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Not even at Christmas.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Call the fashion police!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22They're on their way, I have them on speed dial.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24They're coming to pick you up, that's why!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26It's a bust.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Talking of busts... why did you have a boob job?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31They were a birthday present.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33What on earth did you get for Christmas, then?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh, yes. That would be the tinfoil.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- How old are you, Emma?- 23.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39And how big were your boobs before?
0:16:39 > 0:16:43They were... They were quite big - well, they were a C.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46But then after I had my little one they went down to a B.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48So, not to labour the baking theme but...like this?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Cherry Bakewells! Mmm.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- And what size are they now? - They're an F.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Like this?- Chelsea buns!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Don't sniff my buns, please. - They smell nice.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03They look good too, don't they? Don't you want to eat them?
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Keep your buns to yourself please, and for goodness' sake don't go as far as Black Forest gateau.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Actually, that's one of my favourite cakes.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Well, let's see if the public think you are good enough to eat.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Initiate phase one, public analysis.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21We asked the public, showing them a picture of you,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24What do you think they said?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Erm...
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I think they probably said snog.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Play...
0:17:30 > 0:17:31I would avoid this girl.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Looks like... She looks a bit trashy.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I think she thinks a bit too much of herself.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I love it!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I don't love myself, that's the funny thing.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I would avoid this girl - she's quite full on
0:17:44 > 0:17:47and she would cause me a lot of problems.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Full on...
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I suppose that is the impression I give but I'm really not at all like that.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I would definitely avoid this girl.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59She looks like she's been baked under the sun
0:17:59 > 0:18:00for a little bit too long.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Baked?! Well, at least they said
0:18:02 > 0:18:04"baked in the sun" and not
0:18:04 > 0:18:07"fell in a pool of fake tan". At least it looks a little bit natural.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I'm not sure that's quite the point, Emma.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Well, if you don't like THEIR verdicts then listen to mine.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17POD's verdict is that you have too many additives and artificial colourings.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20You should go for a more organic, natural you.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Like a gone-off egg.- No, it's your current look that stinks.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26So, it's time for my god-awful
0:18:26 > 0:18:29to domestic goddess makeunder.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32You love it. You wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for people like me.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I can only dream of such a day.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Now, off with those artificial colourings.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Initiate phase two, deep cleanse.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Emma, in order to scrub you clean,
0:18:42 > 0:18:46I need you to remove your bad-tasting bling.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48You need to get with it, POD.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51No, YOU need to get without it.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Next up, lose the lashes.- Damn you!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57You'll thank me when you're a natural beauty.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58They're really glued!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01A-ha. One...
0:19:02 > 0:19:03..two.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Well done. Next, put on your deep cleanse uniform.
0:19:06 > 0:19:13It's not even pink! Actually it's the same one that I wore when I gave birth - takes me back.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Well, I like to think you're now giving birth to natural beauty.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Oh, look at my head! I look like a Moomin.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Moomins have much more style.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Oh...I've got fluff on my lip.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Less lip from you and more scrubbing.- There we go...
0:19:29 > 0:19:30And here YOU go.
0:19:30 > 0:19:36Initiate makeunder in three, two, one...
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Thank you, POD.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49What do you think of your outfit?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm loving this dress.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- And the hair?- Also the hair -
0:19:53 > 0:19:56and the make-up obviously is a lot toned down.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01- What do you think?- POD computes you look like a domestic goddess.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Thank you. I look a lot more sophisticated.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, let's see if the public agree.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11We asked the general public, showing them a picture of you like this,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you. Play...
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I'd snog her - she's got a really nice smile,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19and I really, really like her eyes.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Well, you know...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I've got nice legs too but
0:20:22 > 0:20:23they can't see that now!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I'd probably snog her, cos she looks really natural
0:20:26 > 0:20:28and like she hasn't tried too hard.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Well...you know -
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I could adapt this look.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I'd snog her. She looks quite attractive, and...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37she's probably got a great personality.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Now, a whopping 100% of the public
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- want to either snog you or marry you.- Oh...
0:20:42 > 0:20:45POD computes that you look like the icing on top of the cake,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48and declares this makeunder a culinary masterpiece.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Thank you, POD.- Goodbye, Emma!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Bye-bye.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Da-naa! Surprise....
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Oh, you look lovely, Em. - No - natural.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- You look lovely.- Well...
0:21:07 > 0:21:11You look so pretty, honestly. You look gorgeous.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Absolutely stunning, honestly.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- It's just a bit natural... - I love your hair.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I know you're not used to it, but you look so pretty.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Do I look different? I do, don't I?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23It's cos of the eye make-up and everything, there's hardly anything there. I feel naked.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- I love your nails.- I know!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- I love the colour of my nails, and I love the ring.- Oh, you look lush.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30But your eyes look gorgeous.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Everything looks really nice, honestly. Lovely!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Earlier on we met Lynne, who was obsessed with false tan -
0:21:41 > 0:21:44it even went on with a paint roller,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47And POD toned it all down and gave her a beautiful natural look,
0:21:47 > 0:21:49getting ready for her wedding day.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51But has she kept it up, or has she gone back
0:21:51 > 0:21:52to her bodybuilding, VERY brown ways?
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- Let's meet her and find out. ..Hey, girl!- Hiya.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- You look lovely. - Nice and toned down.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- You look gorgeous today!- Thank you.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You look so much more feminine.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I love the hair - I can get ready in five minutes
0:22:06 > 0:22:09instead of five hours, which keeps Carlos happy as well.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13At work I feel a lot more professional, and I feel more confident.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I went to a family party on Friday night there,
0:22:16 > 0:22:18had a beautiful long dress, everybody loved my hair...
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Well, I think you look absolutely gorgeous. Stand up...
0:22:23 > 0:22:24JENNY WOLF-WHISTLES
0:22:25 > 0:22:29You look fantastic. And not only do you LOOK great, you seem like
0:22:29 > 0:22:32you've got so much more confidence, it's kind of oozing out of you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36I feel very relaxed. I feel as if I'm not...performing.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Well, Lynne, I can honestly say
0:22:38 > 0:22:43I think this is my favourite makeunder, and it's a 100% success for POD,
0:22:43 > 0:22:47which she's going to be very happy with, and a little bit smug, but have you got a message for her?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Well, POD, thank you very, very much.
0:22:49 > 0:22:54I'm sure that my wedding day will be fantastic and I'll be a lovely, natural bride.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Hey!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Next up is someone who could have his own comic strip.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07Batman and Catwoman better watch out. Is it a bird, is it a plane?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09No, it's...Boy Kitten.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19I am POD.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Who are you?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'm Boy Kitten.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Kittens are cute - so why do YOU look so catastrophic?
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Well, apparently I have a personality like a male cat.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Is that because you stay out all night and mark your territory with wee?
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Possibly. - I'll have none of that in here.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- Yes, POD. - What on earth have you come as?
0:23:42 > 0:23:46It's a Japanese fashion called Elegant Gothic Lolita.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50It's erm...based on childhood Victorian fashions.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53What in POD's name are those on your feet?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56These are what's called rocking horse shoes.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Do you have to be off your rocker to wear them?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Not at all. Erm...
0:24:01 > 0:24:03They're actually really comfortable.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04They look like boats.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Can you walk on water?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Actually I HAVE tried -
0:24:08 > 0:24:10it all didn't end well.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13POD wants to see what you're like when the claws come out,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15and Boy Kitten turns into a wild cat.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21You've gone from kitten to corset, and it looks like you haven't got
0:24:21 > 0:24:25a cat in hell's chance of breathing with that thing on.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30I think breathing is overrated, but actually I can breathe fine in it.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Why are you wearing a corset?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Well, this is erm...
0:24:34 > 0:24:39loosely based on a Japanese fashion
0:24:39 > 0:24:41called EGA. That stands for...
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Or a dress sense that has...
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Has that corset ever made you pass out?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Er...because it was made for me
0:24:52 > 0:24:57it is er...designed to only compress at the waist,
0:24:57 > 0:25:02and there's no pressure on the hips and minimal pressure on the chest.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06You know, a lot of people will come up and just stroke the corset,
0:25:06 > 0:25:08and not really say much.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09They must be lost for words.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Yes. Yes, they certainly are that.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- POD has heard enough. Are you ready for my verdict?- Yes, POD.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21You're a fetish fan more than a fakery addict, who seems to be enjoying the chance
0:25:21 > 0:25:22to experiment with an alternative look,
0:25:22 > 0:25:25and POD would hate to stop you on your journey.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28So you are...rejected from my makeunder programme.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Yes, POD.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35But - be warned, my feline friend, POD will always be watching.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37CAT WAILS
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Do you remember the beautiful Emma from earlier on?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Well, she was going to the playground in very high heels,
0:25:46 > 0:25:49and POD tried to tone it down a bit and make her into a yummy mummy.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51But did she succeed, or has she gone back
0:25:51 > 0:25:53to her skyscraper heel ways? Let's meet her and find out.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Hello, gorgeous!- Hello.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57The fakery is back!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Back, with a vengeance.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Now, you seemed to like the look but I'm not 100% convinced.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Separately it was all really nice -
0:26:06 > 0:26:08but just not all together, it was just so much of a change.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- Was it too extreme, too quickly, for you?- Yeah.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Maybe gradually... over a couple of weeks, maybe?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19But no - imagine waking up like that one morning
0:26:19 > 0:26:21just completely different. It was...oh, it was a shock.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23A really big shock.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27This is really sad because you are a very, very beautiful girl,
0:26:27 > 0:26:30and it seems like you don't feel confident unless you're like this...
0:26:30 > 0:26:33No. And do you know what, I knew I would feel like that.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36But we were trying to give you a look that you can go to the park in
0:26:36 > 0:26:41and play with your baby, as opposed to tottering round in these high heels...
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I mean, I'm not AS bad. It has taught me some lessons.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45What have you learnt from this?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I think actually since, I probably haven't dressed up
0:26:48 > 0:26:50to go to the park or something -
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I think I've maybe just put a pair of Uggs on or something like that, you know?
0:26:54 > 0:26:57So I'm feeling there's no love with you and POD.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59No. Me and POD are over.
0:26:59 > 0:27:04- Have you got a message for our POD? - I do. POD, I'm sorry but you failed.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Big time. Don't call me again, I've deleted your number. Adios.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Well, that was a veritable feast for the eyes.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- I WAS cooking on gas today.- It makes a change from you talking it.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23How dare you? Nigella never gets treated like this.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27That's just because I'm not there to tell her. Now it's time for you...to POD off.
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