0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Where are my popstars?
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# We are the hipsters... #
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You know we're gonna party like a rockstar
0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Boys will be good at that
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# We're as good as they come! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Agh!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Here on Snog, Marry, Avoid, our motto is forget fakery
0:00:17 > 0:00:20and let your natural beauty run wild and free.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Let it take flight and lift you to the upper levels of beautyosity.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Yes, I did just make up that word.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27So forget the tan, forget the false lashes
0:00:27 > 0:00:30and lose those phoney ponytails, because you don't need 'em.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Just buy a ticket and get on board the make-under express.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Next stop, Gorgeous Town.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Move along, please.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Hello, POD. How are you today?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm in the pink, thanks, Jenny Frost.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56That's good because we've got a bit of a colour theme in today's show.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- And why is that?- Well, as you know, here on Snog, Marry, Avoid,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02we are not fans of the colour orange.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Not if it's sprayed on with a garden hose, no.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Exactly. We prefer a more natural palette.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09And not sprayed on with a trowel, either.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I always said you were an artist, POD.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Now let's see who'll be posing for you on today's show.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19A student who gets her tan at the Costa Del Garage.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Tanning done!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Twin Essex girls with twice the tan.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25One of the best things about being twins
0:01:25 > 0:01:29is we can do each other's tans. The more fake tan the better.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34And POD meets a neon nightmare who thinks brown is a dirty word.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35What? Brown hair?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41So if you're quite ready, I think it's time to create some works of art.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45I'll have to wait for the creative mood to take me.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Shall I give you a little time to think about it?
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Yeah? Do you want to POD off?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Er, no. I'm ready now.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I thought you might be.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54BOTH: Hi, our names are Chealsey and Paige,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57and we are the identical twins from Essex.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# I'm a Barbie girl
0:01:59 > 0:02:01In a Barbie world... #
0:02:01 > 0:02:03We both share everything. A bath.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04BOTH: Cheers.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07A room. A car.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10We just love the fakery look. Can't beat it, to be honest.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12# Life is your creation! #
0:02:12 > 0:02:14One of the best things about being twins
0:02:14 > 0:02:16is that we can do each other's tan.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18The more fake tan the better.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22There's no need to go sunbathing or anything.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23You might as well just put on fake.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Our mum's made us have black quilt covers and sheets
0:02:26 > 0:02:29because all our fake tan comes off on our bed.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31She gets so angry with us sometimes.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Last time we saw the girls natural was on the first day of primary school.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Now we go into our make-up drawer.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39This drawer is our best friend.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43We have all the different types of make-up here, what we like to use.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44We love false eyelashes.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48We stick about three pairs together to make them extra big
0:02:48 > 0:02:50and, obviously, cover up with mascara as well.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I don't think there's such thing as natural beauty.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It's all about make-up, hair extensions...
0:02:56 > 0:02:59And I mean, what girl don't want long hair?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03It's the bleached blonde hair, it's the pulling of the extensions,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06especially when I have to go and clean their car on the weekends.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10It looks like there's been an animal moulting in the car.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Now we're off to Southend, where we go cruising,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16just to look for all the boys.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- We like the typical boy-racer boys with their souped-up cars.- Yeah.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24And the noisy engine.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27To have a make-under would be brilliant
0:03:27 > 0:03:30because they just look so fake all the time.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34It would be amazing to get my baby girls back to how they were.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Listen, POD, if you think you can take the fake away from this double take...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41We've been the same since we been born and this look will not be torn.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43If you think you can change us, bring it on!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Hey, girls.- Hi, Jenny! - Double trouble, OK, right.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- So, talk me through your looks. - We love our hair extensions...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Fake tan, fake nails and the black dresses.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55We do like wearing our black dresses
0:03:55 > 0:03:57because it makes our blonde hair stand out.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I can't actually see your eyes.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Yeah, we stick about two pairs, three pairs together.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Our bottom ones are natural, we're quite proud of that.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09So, you're getting ready for a night out.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11How long does it take to get ready?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- If we were...- An average night out would take about nine hours.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15What?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Nine hours?- Yeah.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19That's a long time.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Now, your poor father,
0:04:21 > 0:04:24he's had enough of finding hair extensions around the house.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26He has, yeah.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- And he calls them "the rats". - Yeah. That does offend us.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Yeah, it does.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Are you having this make-under today for your mum and dad?
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Mainly it's...- For us as well, because it will be good to experience a new look
0:04:40 > 0:04:44and just to see, we might even like it, so who knows?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Chealsey and Paige, I'm going to wish you both good luck in POD now,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I'll see you on the other side. Good luck!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Hi, POD.- We're Chealsey and Paige. - And we are identical twins.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11For the love of POD, your hair is so bright, it's singeing my lens.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Do you want me to get you some sunglasses, POD?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16No, but POD might need glasses.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Have I got a lens malfunction, or am I seeing two different people?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21No, we're the same.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23We've always been the same.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26POD cannot compute. You're not two different people?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28No, we're the same!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Which is Chealsey and which is Paige?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- I'm Chealsey.- And I'm Paige. - So you are two different people?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37BOTH: No, we're the same!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Completely identical?- Yeah. I'm one minute older than Paige.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Are you the prettier one then?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Yeah, I think so.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- That's so out of order, Chealsey. - No, it's not. I'm the prettier one.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- Don't listen to her. - What's out of order is all that slap.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Why on earth do you want to wear caterpillars on your eyes?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- It makes us look good. - And we're lovely.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01You're not lovely, you're orange.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- We're not orange!- No, we're brown.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05We look like we've been to Jamaica.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Ja-maic-each other wear so much fake tan, then?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10BOTH: No!
0:06:10 > 0:06:15- Have you always looked this way? - Since the age of about 13.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17When you looked like this?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Oh, don't make me feel sick.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21That's disgusting.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Speaking of disgusting, let's see what the general public have to say.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Initiate phase one, public analysis.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Showing a picture of you looking like this,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34we asked the general public if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36What do you think they said?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38BOTH: Er... Marry?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Play.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Avoid. They look a bit cheap looking to me.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- I'd like to see them.- Yeah.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'd go for a snog and that's it.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51They're not really my type,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54but they look fit enough to pull in a club and stuff like that,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56because they are quite fit.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I'd probably snog the one on the left.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05But the one on the right brings her down.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Surely not.- No.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12In fact, 60% said they would snog you but 40% want to avoid you.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Oh, right.- Well, at least over half liked us.- Yeah.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19We also asked Emmerdale and Hollyoaks star Alex Carter.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21What do you think he said?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Mmm...- I think snog.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Play.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I think I'd have to avoid 'em both.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Just because they're too comfortable with their own twinness.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Need to get their own identity. Stop rocking about together.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- We don't even watch Emmerdale anyway.- Doesn't bother us.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Chealsey and Paige, it appears that the general public does not agree
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- that you look lovely.- Oh, right. Maybe it's time for a change then.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Glad we're on the same page, Paige. Are you ready to hear POD's verdict?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51BOTH: Yeah, ready.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54POD's verdict is that all this fake hair and false tan
0:07:54 > 0:07:56is causing double trouble.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01It's time for my gruesome twosome to twice as nice make-under.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04OK, then, POD. We trust you.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Initiate phase two, deep cleanse.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Now, what does your dad call your hair?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12BOTH: The rats.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15No vermin in here, please.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Bye, rats!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Time to cover up all that orange
0:08:20 > 0:08:23and lose those lashes and wipe off all that slap.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26We might need some more. This isn't enough.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Don't this look nice?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31No, it doesn't, but now I can see the skin,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34POD's ready to initiate the make-under.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37In three, two, one.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- BOTH: Oh, my God! - Oh, my POD, you mean?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- I look like a goth. - POD thinks you look beautiful.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- No, POD.- Definitely not!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57This ain't for us, POD.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Paige, what do you think of Chealsey's hair?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I don't know. The style of it looks quite nice.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Chealsey, what do you think of Paige's look?- Erm...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, it's better than mine.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11If I swapped you over would you be happy?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12BOTH: Maybe.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Well, before we take drastic measures,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20let's see what the public think about your new look.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'd definitely snog both of these lasses,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24they look very naturally beautiful.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I'd snog these girls,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I quite like the hair and they do look well fit.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30THEY LAUGH
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I'd marry these two girls cos I think they look nice and natural.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Chealsey and Paige, POD thinks you've gone from the terrible twins
0:09:39 > 0:09:41to a couple of corkers.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Thanks, POD.- Goodbye.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44BOTH: Bye!
0:09:48 > 0:09:54- I'm really nervous to see what they look like, but I'm excited as well. - You get both emotions.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57We're really excited to see our mum and dad.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I just want to see their reactions.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, my word.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Come and sit down. Here's a drink. - I can't believe it.- It is...
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Oh, my word.- It's so different. - How's it been today?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- It's been a really good day. - We got the make-up and the outfit.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- That's nice. - Your eyebrows look better.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- They do look a lot nicer. - Your dresses are nice.- Yeah.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- And your shoes. I like your shoes. - Yeah.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I definitely want to burn the rats.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Rat burning session is coming. - It is.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Here's to a new look then.- Cheers.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Well, I thought the twins looked twice as nice
0:10:44 > 0:10:47after their make-under, but will they keep it up? Find out later.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Now hang on a minute, just need to make a phone call.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Hello, yeah, Style Police?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I'd like the Tattoo and Piercings Division, please.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I'd like to report some grievous bodily harm. Yes, I'll wait.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I hate it when people have name tattoos,
0:11:02 > 0:11:05girls or boys have their boyfriend's or girlfriend's.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06It's disgusting and cheap.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Especially when they split up. It just looks wrong.- Yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12There's nothing worse to see girls with tramp stamps.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13They just look terrible.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17God, I hate it when girls have piercings on their lips.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- What is that all about?- Which lips?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Shut up!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23You've got a beauty spot? That's cool.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25But don't replace it with a diamond
0:11:25 > 0:11:27because that is just absolutely hideous.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Next up is a student who wants to be an accountant.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36There's only one problem. She can't do her sums properly.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39For example, false tan plus more false tan
0:11:39 > 0:11:43minus any sense of style does not equal a good look.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Hi, I'm Emily, I'm 19, and I'm at uni in Nottingham
0:11:46 > 0:11:50doing accounting and finance, but my special subject is fakery.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56In terms of look, I am 80% fake.
0:11:56 > 0:11:5850 on my shoes.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I love extensions, I love big hair.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03£60 on hair.
0:12:03 > 0:12:09I love over the top, like, everything to be, like, really glam.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11£30 on nails.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12I don't know how I fund it.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15£100 on fake tan.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18If I was like a really poor student, I don't know what I'd do.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21£300 a month to keep me looking glam.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Thank old mum and dad. They help out.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30There's always new fake tan every week that I get.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I have different ones for different days.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40The more fake and the more tanned, the more everything, the better.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I just love the whole tanned look.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48I used to use those gradual ones and then it just got a bit more.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50And then a bit more.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51And then a bit more.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53And now it's just ridiculous.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Head up!- Me and my mum both love tanning,
0:13:00 > 0:13:04so mum thought it would be a good idea to buy a booth,
0:13:04 > 0:13:08so in the garage we go three times a week and have a spray,
0:13:08 > 0:13:10people can see us going in and out the garage.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13They'll be like, "What the bloody hell are they doing?"
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Tanning done. It's probably the best thing we've ever bought.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Absolutely love going to the gym.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I love it. And I wear, like, little pink play suits,
0:13:24 > 0:13:27and just little shorts, little tops.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30When I sweat, oh, God, it's a nightmare.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34I'm, like, padding it so, it like... Padding, that's not even a word.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I, like, pat it, so my tan doesn't all run.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40And if I break out in too big a sweat,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I stop and go.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Hi, girls!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48My other friends, they're all quite natural and then I'm just...
0:13:48 > 0:13:52I don't know where I came from, I don't know why it all happened,
0:13:52 > 0:13:53and now it's just uncontrollable.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Hey, POD, this sassy student
0:13:56 > 0:13:59is going to give you a run for you money.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01- Hello, Emily.- Hi!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- How are you today?- Very well.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Very brown.- Just a little.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10So talk me through this false tan obsession.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12At home, I've got this spray tan booth.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14You have a spray tan booth at home?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17It's rather amazing. So I go in that quite a lot.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21So talk me through this outfit. It's very tribal and small.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24I made it one time for this thing that we had at school.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- I bet the teachers loved you. - Oh, of course. They loved it.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Now, your eyelashes are... Dense is the only word I can think of.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35How many pairs of lashes have you got on there today?
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Technically, there's six pairs. - You've six sets of eyelashes on?
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I think I'm so used to it. When I take them off, I feel bald.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I'm like, "What's going on?" and I feel really wide-eyed.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Why have you come for a make-under today?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Just see from a fresh pair of eyes what I could look like.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now
0:14:54 > 0:14:57and I'll see you a little bit paler on the other side.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'm Emily.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13What in POD's name are you wearing?
0:15:13 > 0:15:21Well, we have what was a bikini top with a bit of fur, and...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Erm, some bikini bottoms, and a bit of fur.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29I did used to have the skirt, but on a night out, it got lost.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I'm not surprised you lose things.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You can barely keep your eyes open with all that slap on.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Do you not like it, my eyelashes?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40No. POD computes they make you look trashy.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Oh. I'm really sophisticated, actually.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Really?- Yeah, especially when I wear my glasses.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I do accounting, you know.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51There's no accounting for taste, though, is there?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Did you ever have a lovely, natural look?- Yeah.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57When you looked a bit like this?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, my God!
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Oh, my God.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04As if you've just done that to me.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, POD!
0:16:06 > 0:16:07What's wrong with that?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Look at it.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I look like a boy.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13POD computes you look very cute.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Thanks.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16So why the change?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Um...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I found...fake tan?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23And POD thinks the only thing that should be glowing orange is a fire.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26EMILY LAUGHS
0:16:26 > 0:16:27But look how white my teeth look.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Only because your face is so dirty from all that brown paint.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- But let's see what the general public think of your look.- Oh, no.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Initiate phase one, public analysis.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39We asked the general public,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41showing them a picture of you looking like this,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46What do you think they said?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Snog.- Play.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I would definitely avoid this girl,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- she's got far too much make-up on her face for me.- Oh, no!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56She does look a bit feisty and a bit tigress looking,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59so that's probably why I'd snog her.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00No way!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Probably avoid, because I don't like girls that wear,
0:17:03 > 0:17:06leopard or anything like that, like tiger print.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- It's not my type of thing, to be honest.- Oh, no!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12In fact, nobody wanted to marry you,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14and a whopping 90% wanted to avoid you.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- OK.- We also asked Radio One DJ Scott Mills. Play.
0:17:19 > 0:17:25Avoid. Too much leopard print and so much fake tan it's ridiculous.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26And I like a fake tan.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Emily, are you ready to hear POD's verdict?- Yeah.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33POD's verdict is that with your lack of clothing,
0:17:33 > 0:17:37lack of inhibitions and lacquered on tan, your look is barely tasteful.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42It's time for my totally tarty to posh totty make-under.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Choose a new hair colour -
0:17:43 > 0:17:46chocolate brown, honey blonde, ebony or auburn.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Honey blonde.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52No, no!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Chocolate brown.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Chocolate brown.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Calm down, Emily.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01In order to turn you into a natural beauty, I need to scrub you clean.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02OK.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Initiate phase two, deep cleanse.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08In order to scrub that tidemark away,
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I need you to hand over those locks and lashes.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Can I just take one set off? - No, keep going.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Look what you've done to me!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Look what you've done to yourself, you mean.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Where does it go? - On your head, Emily.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Less talk, more scrubbing.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Let's see those pads.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, Emily.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Oh, POD.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Are you ready for your make-under? - Yeah!
0:18:35 > 0:18:40Initiate make-under in three, two, one.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Oh, my God!
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Oh, my POD, I think you mean. What do you think of your hair?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55It's quite cool.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- And your outfit? - I think it's the jacket.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Can I take it off?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Yes, you can.- Oh, cheers.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Um, I like the jeans.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11- Shall we see what the public think of your new look?- Oh, go on then.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13We showed the public a picture of you looking like this
0:19:13 > 0:19:16and asked whether they would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Play.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I would probably marry her because I think she looks really pretty.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Aww.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- Well, you know, she looks quite class, I'd say marry.- Oh!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I'd definitely snog her. She has a nice smile.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32We've done our sums, and a whopping 80% now want to snog you.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- And 20% want to marry you.- Oh.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Here is your natural beauty data.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43We gave you a short, more sophisticated haircut.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46We used a pink base foundation to take the orange out of your skin
0:19:46 > 0:19:48created by excessive fake tan.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52We also added slim, sleek jeans worn with height to elongate the leg.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- So, are you happy with your look? - Yeah.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Maybe just little eyelashes on as well.- No, Emily.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02No more dodgy additions for you.
0:20:02 > 0:20:08POD thinks this make-under has resulted in one very sophisticated figure and is therefore a success.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yay!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Thank you, Emily. Goodbye.- Bye.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I'm really, really excited to see Emily.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20It's been years since she's not been orange, so...
0:20:20 > 0:20:23It could be quite a shock, actually.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28I think that look she gave me, like, "Whoa!" I honestly don't know.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31If they don't like it, I will know, like, how they react,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34whether they like it or not. I just want to go and see now.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Oh, my God!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Oh, Em!
0:20:43 > 0:20:44You all right?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Oh, my God! You look amazing!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52You look cool. Even got the same top on.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58- It's quite emotional, isn't it? Um...- You got no eyelashes on.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- I know!- That colour is amazing. - It's nice, isn't it?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- It looks really nice.- I like your hair.- I like my hair.- Hair's cool.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- I really like my hair. - It's absolutely gorgeous.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- You look beautiful.- Shut up! - Honestly, you really do.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- You look stunning. - ALL: Cheers.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19I thought Emily looked great. Love the hair.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21But will she keep it up? We'll find out later.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Here on Snog, Marry, Avoid,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25we're always on the look out for cheap and cheerful beauty tips,
0:21:25 > 0:21:29but who knew one little kitchen ingredient could be so useful?
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Did you know there are 101 ways to use baking powder?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42For example, if you, like I, have a sweaty husband
0:21:42 > 0:21:46and find it really tricky removing stubborn stains,
0:21:46 > 0:21:50you just get some baking powder, mix it with water, to make a paste.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Take the paste and put it on to the stains.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I'm rubbing it into the sweat stains now.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59It shows I love my husband.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04Then simply take the T-shirt to the sink for a good scrub.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07In we go.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Oh, my POD! It's a miracle.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15It works!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Earlier on, we met Chealsey and Paige,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24who were naughty twins obsessed with false tan,
0:22:24 > 0:22:27false eyelashes and lots and lots of false hair.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30POD made them gorgeous natural beauties and individual.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Have they kept it up? Let's meet them and find out.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Hey, girls. - BOTH: Hi, Jenny.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36And in stereo!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Now, you're dressed differently today.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43- I know.- Since our experience with POD, we've started dressing differently,
0:22:43 > 0:22:45but we do try and keep some things matched.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Now, do you like your new hair?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50We didn't like it, but now we've got used to it, we really like it.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52You have to put the extensions back in.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Yeah, we had to buy some that match this colour.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- You wouldn't go anywhere without your false lashes.- We've stopped.
0:22:59 > 0:23:04We've got natural long eyelashes. We don't even need 'em.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06The false tan's toned down also.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Obviously we still like to wear a bit to make us look with a little bit of colour,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- but we've not been wearing half as much.- No.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Has it been a big life change for you, starting to dress differently?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18That's been the main change for us.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21And everyone's always just classed us as one person,
0:23:21 > 0:23:23and we are two people.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Now we're getting classed as two separate people.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Which makes everybody happy.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29So well done, POD. You got a message for her?
0:23:29 > 0:23:33We'd just like to thank POD for our new naturalish look.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35We absolutely love it. She's done a great job.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Hooray, POD! Hooray!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Now we all know we're not supposed to talk to strangers,
0:23:43 > 0:23:45but POD is the exception to this rule.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47She'll talk to anyone.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Quite frankly, the stranger the better.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Who are you?- Hiya, I'm Luie Zero.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08What kind of a name is Luie Zero?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Um, just a magical, interesting name for a magical, interesting person.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Did you headbutt a rainbow on your way in?
0:24:15 > 0:24:20- Yeah, I did. I think I won as well. Yeah.- Are you always this feisty?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Possibly, yeah. It's too many sweeties when I was little.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27And now you're grown up, who would be your ideal man?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Buzz Lightyear, standard.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Hands down, no competition. Done. In the bag.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Isn't he 11 inches of plastic toy?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37That's all you need. It's all you need.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39It looks like you need some tips in make-up.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- How do you get that slap all over your face?- Just splodge it on.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46How long does it take to "splodge it on"?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Well, on a good day, POD, if I'm having a lot of luck
0:24:49 > 0:24:53and get the eyebrows symmetrical, you're looking at 20 minutes.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56But if you have an eyebrow disaster, one up here and one down here,
0:24:56 > 0:24:58then you're looking at an hour.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Why do you look so incredibly fake?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Do you know what,
0:25:02 > 0:25:06this is naturally as good as it gets for me, I'm afraid.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10You don't believe you're a natural beauty under all that make-up?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Oh, you cheeky monkey!
0:25:11 > 0:25:16No, I am... This is naturally how it goes for me.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19But POD's mission is to rid the world of fakery
0:25:19 > 0:25:22and return it to natural beauty.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Natural beauty's not for everyone, POD.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28You couldn't be exciting and fun even if you were a natural beauty?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30What, brown hair?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Yes, that would be really scary, wouldn't it?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Please, can you tell POD in your own words
0:25:36 > 0:25:40what would happen if you were forced to be a natural beauty?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Probably throw up in my mouth for a start.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44If you put me in high heel shoes,
0:25:44 > 0:25:47I'd be on my bum in two seconds cos I can't walk in them.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51And I'd just be, like, well depressed, I think.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Do other people look like you?
0:25:53 > 0:25:58Do you know, there's a lot of rainbow disciples that follow the way of neon.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03I've met an army of neon people. In fact, that's you there, isn't it?
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Yay!
0:26:07 > 0:26:08You've been busted.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I just come back to get ya!
0:26:11 > 0:26:16Luie Zero, you should realise by now that nothing gets past the all-seeing lens of POD.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Go, go gadget POD.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21You are therefore rejected from my make-under programme. Goodbye.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Woo-hoo!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Earlier on, we met the lovely Emily,
0:26:29 > 0:26:32a student obsessed with all things false.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35False tan, false hair, and lots and lots of false lashes.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38POD gave her a make-under and made her into a gorgeous natural beauty,
0:26:38 > 0:26:41but has she kept it up? Let's meet her and find out.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- Hello!- Hi! - Well, I am loving your hair.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Thank you.- Is life much easier without a mass of extensions?
0:26:49 > 0:26:53- It is a lot easier. A lot easier. - And cheaper.- Oh, God, yeah!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I do miss then a little bit, though.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58I mean, the outfit today, I'm loving the outfit.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Very nice and chilled.- Yeah.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Last time I met you, you were wearing some sort of fur bikini.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06The tiger outfit. It has been burned, don't worry.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- Has it?- It's gone.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11But I have put a bit more make-up on than what they gave me,
0:27:11 > 0:27:12the lashes are back.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15How many pairs of lashes have we got on today?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Only two but they're little ones.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Emily, I think you look absolutely lovely with the new hair colour.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22I'm really happy you kept it.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24The lashes are back, but just don't tell POD.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27We don't mind a lash or two. But have you got a message for her?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Thank you so much.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I hated you when I met you,
0:27:30 > 0:27:33but I'm really glad with what you've done. Thank you.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Good job, POD.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Well, POD, that was quite a colourful programme.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44You're not kidding. We had all the colours of the rainbow,
0:27:44 > 0:27:46and in the end, none of them were orange.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Another successful day for the arts.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Yes, but I've been creating non-stop. I'm quite worn out.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Well, that's quite enough creating for one day.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56It's time for you to POD off.
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