Rockstar Spud and Chantelle Louise

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Where are my pop stars?

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# We are the hipsters

0:00:05 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You know we're gonna party like we're rock stars

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# We're as good as we come

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Do you have a deep and lasting relationship with your make-up bag?

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Are you hooked on hair extensions?

0:00:19 > 0:00:22If fake tan was banned, would you be marching on Parliament?

0:00:22 > 0:00:25If so, then you my friend are caught in the slap trap.

0:00:25 > 0:00:31On Snog, Marry, Avoid we're here to help you free yourself of fakery and embrace the real you.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Oh yes, natural beauty is just a make-under away.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Hey, the PODmeister, how are you on this fine day?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Very well, Jenny Frost. Someone's in a perky mood today.

0:00:50 > 0:00:55And why not? It's just delightful being here under the glow of your big purple lens.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59I like to brighten up people's days before I tell them exactly what I think of them.

0:00:59 > 0:01:04Ooh, there's no escaping the all-seeing eye of POD, is there?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07I like to think of it as a full and frank interchange of opinions.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- With you always ending up getting your own way.- But of course.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Who have you got for me today?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Coming up: A girl who thinks she's the cat's miaow.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I'd love to have more fake.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Fake, fake, fake is the definitely the best.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24A rock star wrestler who thinks he's God almighty.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's always important to have your hair looking as

0:01:27 > 0:01:31big as possible so you stand out as soon as you walk into a room.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36And a girl with cupcakes on her mind.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39So, who's first for POD's make-under magic?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Well, I think it's time for POD to take on Rod.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46That's who I think Rock Star Spud looks like anyway. You'll see what I mean.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50# If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

0:01:50 > 0:01:53# Come on, sugar, let me know...

0:01:53 > 0:01:59I am the Rock Star Spud, the premier fly-weight wrestler of the Frontier Wrestling Alliance.

0:02:00 > 0:02:05Fans expect to see the best entrance in British wrestling.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Everybody looks at me in admiration.

0:02:08 > 0:02:15It's an image. You have to live like a rock star to be a rock star.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20We got Callum, he does the guitar, Jimmy does the bass, we got security in the background here.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24We've also got this girl called Mel, she, like, follows us around and stuff.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26No.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31I said I wanted yellow M&Ms separate!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's always important to have your hair looking as

0:02:38 > 0:02:41big as possible so you stand out as soon as you walk into a room.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44I think he's jealous of the size of my hair.

0:02:44 > 0:02:50He has been known to get out a ruler and measure the fact that his hair's ever so slightly higher than mine.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Some guys like to grab my hair, they like to throw me by the hair.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Jealousy, that's all it is.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03At the moment he is looking a bit like Rod Stewart, and I think a make-under might

0:03:03 > 0:03:05bring him into the now making him more like Brandon Flowers.

0:03:05 > 0:03:12The most important thing about what I'm wearing right now is to make sure it's extra tight.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16These ones here bring out the tiger in me.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Because I growl, you know what I'm saying. Oh yes!

0:03:21 > 0:03:22These ones are more for the ladies.

0:03:22 > 0:03:27I like to let them know that deep down I'm actually quite a loving guy.

0:03:29 > 0:03:35These ones are the best ones I own, they bring out the sexual zebra in me!

0:03:37 > 0:03:41POD, Rock Star Spud's here for his make-under. It's probably

0:03:41 > 0:03:48going to be the easiest one you have because not a lot of people are perfect but I'm pretty damn close.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I'm in the presence of rock royalty.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- How are you today, Rock Star Spud? - Fantastic, my dear, good to meet you.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Why are you here, Spud? - Apparently, I need a make-under.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Apparently, I need to find myself a girlfriend, so I'm here, I'm a good sport, I'm ready to go, Jenny.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06Can you talk me through this look from top to toe and how long it takes you to get ready?

0:04:06 > 0:04:12It takes me probably about three to four hours to get ready, but you always need a lot of hairspray, keep

0:04:12 > 0:04:16the hair flowing big, you need a lot of rips in the top, just to, you know, get people thinking.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Nice tight pants, keep 'em firm around the buns, and nice shiny shoes, too.

0:04:20 > 0:04:26So you're going to go into POD soon. What is the worst thing she could do to you?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, Jenny, if POD goes near my hair,

0:04:29 > 0:04:35I'm going to pull her plug out and kick her in the lens!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Rock Star Spud, I'm obviously a little bit in love with you now,

0:04:39 > 0:04:42but I'm going to have to say goodbye and send you in to POD.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I'll see you on the other side.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Who are you?- Rock Star Spud, POD.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02And who is this motley crew?

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- These are my band.- Hi, POD.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11I've got 1970s Rod Stewart on the phone and he wants his pants back.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Don't even go there! I'm hot. Hot!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Chicks dig me. - Who does your look attract?

0:05:16 > 0:05:21Very good looking women, sometimes a few guys, but very good looking women most of the time.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Are you the style leader of the band?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26He's our sensei. Yeah, boy. Yes.

0:05:26 > 0:05:31He's sense-less! Please tell me you don't get fashion tips from him.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- You know, I've told them to style up a bit but they'll get there in the end.- We are trying.

0:05:35 > 0:05:41Yes, very trying. I can only deal with one fashion disaster at a time

0:05:41 > 0:05:44so I'm afraid your band are banned.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45What have you done with them?

0:05:45 > 0:05:50Now that your band has split, I can focus my lens solely on you, so who is Rod Stock Spud?

0:05:50 > 0:05:54I'm the smallest wrestler in Europe but I'm the best wrestler in the United Kingdom.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I'm the baby Jesus of British wrestling, you know.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- I mean, everyone knows who I am. - PHONE

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Rod's back on the phone and he wants his hair back now.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07No! No! I don't look like...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Look, you're insulting me now.

0:06:09 > 0:06:15Comparing your hair to Rod's isn't an insult. This is, though.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16A toilet brush? Really?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18That's very mature, POD.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Very funny. Very funny.

0:06:20 > 0:06:25POD thinks it's time to brush up your image and let's see if the public agree.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29It's time for round one, public analysis.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I know what it's going to be like. Everyone is going to fall in love with me, I can't blame them.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34POD loves an optimist.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39We asked the public if they would snog, marry or avoid you. What do you think they said?

0:06:39 > 0:06:45- Well, I'm marriage material so we'll go with marry. There we go.- Play.

0:06:45 > 0:06:52I would definitely avoid. Horrendous hair, horrendous fake tan. No deal.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Next one.- I'd snog him because he looks a little bit punky and a little bit different.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58That's what I like to hear.

0:06:58 > 0:07:04I would avoid Rock Star Spud because he looks like he needs a really, really good wash.

0:07:04 > 0:07:0820% of the public do in fact want to snog you.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Oh, 20%? Oh.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14A whooping 80% of the public want to avoid you.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19We also asked Radio One DJ Scott Mills if he would snog, marry or avoid you.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- What do you think he said? - Um... Snog? Snog?

0:07:22 > 0:07:28There was a stage when I went through my Bon Jovi period where I probably would have said snog.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Now I would say avoid.- Oh.

0:07:30 > 0:07:36Rock Star Spud, you may be feeling rock bottom right now, but POD thinks all you need is a little remastering.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40I guess there can be some changes, I suppose.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45- In that case, are you ready to hear my verdict?- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Rock Star Spud, with that hideously sweaty headband and strong-hold hairspray,

0:07:49 > 0:07:52your look is totally half-baked.

0:07:52 > 0:07:57It's time for my wannabe Rod to rock god make-under.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01- All right.- Round two, deep cleanse.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Please remove your '80s memorabilia.

0:08:04 > 0:08:10- Now?- Yes, please. I have a museum that will give them a good home.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Oh, Spud, what beautiful eyes you've been hiding all this time.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Don't be a flirt now. Don't be a flirt.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22- I got rid of your band, now it's time for your headband, too.- Ow.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26And your belt, I don't think there's any danger of those trousers falling down.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Now, put on your deep cleanse uniform.- All right.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- That's much better.- Yeah, whatever!

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Are you ready for your make-under?

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Initiate make-under in three, two, one.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Whoa! Whoa! That's weird. Whoa!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I look like Noddy.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54You've made me look like Noddy.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Great. - It's better than Noddy Holder.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58What do you think of your hair?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I liked it how I had it before.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01I'm not saying it was ever bad.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05It was never bad. This is a nice change, it's a nice change.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09POD computes you've gone from Rock Star Spud to a Rock Star Hot Potato.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yes, yes, indeed.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Would you like to find out what the general public think of you in this new look?- Yeah, roll with it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I showed the general public a picture of the new you and

0:09:19 > 0:09:22asked if they would like to snog, marry or avoid you.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- I'd snog him because he looks fit. Looks a bit muscly as well. - All right.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- I'd marry him. Shh!- All right.

0:09:28 > 0:09:35- I'd snog him because he looks nice, clean-cut, quite muscly, a good pull.- Safe!

0:09:35 > 0:09:38That'll do. Give me her number!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Now, 10% want to marry you, and a whopping 75% of the public want to snog you.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44See, I knew this. I knew this.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47How would you describe this new look?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Dashing.- Excellent.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Glad we've rocked your world. Goodbye, Rock Star Spud.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Bye, POD.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01It's gone very well today.

0:10:01 > 0:10:07I'm happy with my look but I don't think the band are going to be too happy. I'm nervous.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10The Rock Star don't get nervous.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Guys, voila!- You look amazing.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21What have they done to you?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- I like it.- Really?- I really do.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25You look like a lumberjack..

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I like it.- Good. Good. There we go.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32There we go, that's what I want to hear. That's what I want to hear.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Looks like he's been kicked through Gap backwards!

0:10:41 > 0:10:46Rock Star Spud will be fighting them off with that new look, but will he go the distance?

0:10:46 > 0:10:51We'll find out later. Talking about distance, we have been up and down the UK in search of style crimes.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56Fashion felons beware, if you've ever committed crimes against shoe-manity, we're coming for you.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Er... Not- my- shoes. Cheeky!

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Socks and sandals do not go, you need to wake up and get a grip.

0:11:07 > 0:11:12- They look a mess.- I hate bright coloured plastic shoes with holes in them, they're disgusting.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I hate tights with open-toe sandals.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Wear closed shoes or no tights.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20I hate minging toenails, when you've not thought about your toenails and you've got strappy

0:11:20 > 0:11:24shoes on, when they're all either yellow and fungusy, or with chipped nail varnish.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27One of the first possible things a girl can wear on

0:11:27 > 0:11:33a night out and look possibly really tacky and trashy is white stilettos, they are the worst.

0:11:36 > 0:11:43Next up is somebody that thinks they look like the cat's pyjamas but POD thinks they look more catastrophic.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Hope she doesn't have a hissy fit.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Hi, my name is Chantelle Louise and I'm a model from Blackburn.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- # What's new pussycat? - This is my family, I have four cats.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58Princess, Precious, Pringle and Prada.

0:11:58 > 0:12:04I started to dress up my cat when I seen a pink and black princess jacket. She loves it.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08She's just like my best friend, I love her so much.

0:12:10 > 0:12:15The things that are fake about me are my hair extensions,

0:12:15 > 0:12:19my eyelashes, my nails and my fake tan.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Real boobs.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23I'd love to have more fake.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28Fake, fake, fake is definitely the best. I want to have Botox.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33I want to have my lips done and I might have a boob job just to have bigger boobs.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36It's like cat's eyes. Miaow.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42In case you were wondering, this is my pole, it keeps me very nice

0:12:42 > 0:12:45and fit and it also comes in handy for the nice parties that I have.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48My dresses, I like to have them very tight,

0:12:48 > 0:12:53very short, so you need to look good when you go out, don't you?

0:12:53 > 0:12:57You never know who's going to be there. Wow, here's my shoe cupboard.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01We have white ones, gold ones, leopard prints, black, silver, shoes galore.

0:13:01 > 0:13:07I think every girl has to wear heels, definitely. I feel so much sexier in a pair of heels.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12Oh, Princess, let's go and get some new handbags. Well, I take Princess everywhere with me.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Maybe she could be an accessory, I don't know.

0:13:15 > 0:13:22She always looks good on my arm, anyway. Princess, you have to have a look at these. She will talk to me.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27It does sound stupid, but she really does. Wow, Princess, look at this.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Miaow, miaow. She talks back to me.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- SHE MEWS - Absolutely loves having the jacket on, she loves the attention.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- She's just like her mother! - CAR HORN BEEPS

0:13:38 > 0:13:45POD, Princess and I look perfect in our matching outfits, so if you want to try and take that away from us,

0:13:45 > 0:13:49then come on, you'll have a real cat fight on your hands.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Hello, Chantelle.- Hi, how are you?

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Very well, thank you. Talk me through this look and what part is this of it?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00That's my umbrella.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03It's raining outside so I do need an umbrella, especially...

0:14:03 > 0:14:06This is not going to keep any rain off you, though.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11- Well, it keeps my hair dry!- So, you take your cats for walks, don't you?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- I do, yes.- In matching outfits?- Yes.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17What sort of attention do you get off guys?

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Well, obviously quite a bit of attention, which I don't mind.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Is it all about getting attention off the boys?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Definitely.- Are you single?

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- I am.- So why have you come for a make-under today?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33I've come for a make-under, really, to see what I would

0:14:33 > 0:14:38look like with a more natural me, just see what sort of response I get from other people, really.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40What do your friends and family think of your look?

0:14:40 > 0:14:46My friends and family think that my look is just outrageous, sometimes it really is, but it's just me.

0:14:46 > 0:14:53How would you feel if POD put you in, like, a nice floral shirt and some nice jeans?

0:14:53 > 0:14:57I'd probably feel like a housewife!

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Right, Chantelle, it's time to go into POD now, so I'm going to wish you and your brolly good luck.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17My name is Chantelle Louise.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22POD is confused. With your parasol you look like Mary Poppins.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24# Spoonful of sugar...

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Yet in your underwear you look like Mary Pop-out!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Please take that parasol down.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Only for you, my darling.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36To look like that must take a lot of bottle, not to mention bottles!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39This is nice tan, POD, I look gorgeous.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Gorgeously orange. Did you forget to get fully dressed today?

0:15:43 > 0:15:47- No, I did not! This is a very nice, classy outfit.- What there is of it!

0:15:47 > 0:15:52But POD computes that what you lack in layers of clothing you make up for layers in slap.

0:15:52 > 0:15:57Slap? It is called very expensive make-up, I'll have you know.

0:15:57 > 0:16:02Chantelle, POD's made many a dream come true, so if you had one wish, what would it be?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05World peace? An end to poverty?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08I want to be on all the lads' mags magazines.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11OK. What if I gave you two wishes?

0:16:11 > 0:16:17I'd like to attract someone caring - obviously loving - who's funny, very

0:16:17 > 0:16:20sexy, who has a really good talent, maybe like football.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23And perhaps earns a lot of money?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Oh yes, that would do nicely as well.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30Well, until that happy day, who do you like spending time with?

0:16:30 > 0:16:31I love my cats.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33My little babies, they are.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Do you dress them up like you?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37I dress them up in their own outfits.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42As it's POD's mission to save dumb animals from wearing stupid outfits,

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Chantelle, make like a teapot.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Oh, look at that!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Chantelle, meet Disco Kitty.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53From now on, this is the only animal you are allowed to dress up.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Oh, that is absolutely gorgeous!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Thank you so much. Oh!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Now that I've stopped you from humiliating your cats, I want

0:17:03 > 0:17:06to cover up your puppies and make you look nice and natural.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09What do you call nice and natural, POD?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11No make-up, long dress, looking like a teacher?

0:17:11 > 0:17:16What about when you looked like this?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Argh! Yeah, she looks quite cute.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23I don't recognise that girl, to be honest.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Instead of growing up to be a sophisticated

0:17:25 > 0:17:29lady, you've regressed to a little girl who runs around in her pants.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34- I don't want to grow up. I want to be like Peter Pan and live forever. - Well, good luck with that one.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39In the meantime, let's see what the public think of your look in phase one, public analysis.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Let's do that.

0:17:40 > 0:17:46We asked the public if, dressed like this, they would want to snog, marry or avoid you.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- What do you think they said?- Snog?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Play.

0:17:51 > 0:17:57I'd avoid her. She looks like she loves herself far too much and she wears loads of make-up.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh, how dare he!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I would avoid that girl because she looks a bit tarty.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05That is just so unfair. I think that's rubbish.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10I'd avoid her because she seems too out there and too interested in herself.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14In fact, a staggering eight out of ten people said they'd avoid you.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Oh, my gosh, you are joking!

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Well, it's their loss.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- We also asked actor and model Philip Olivier.- Ooh!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27I would avoid because she just looks a little bit too fake for me.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Oh, how dare he!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Not a happy girl now, POD.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Well, this should cheer you up.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Are you ready for POD's verdict?

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- I am ready.- Chantelle, you may think you're a gorgeous

0:18:39 > 0:18:43glamour puss, but POD thinks you look like something the cat's dragged in.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48- Miaow!- It's time for my mangy moggy to hello kitty make-under.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50That sounds very good.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55But first, brace yourself, Chantelle, it's time for the deep cleanse.

0:18:55 > 0:19:01Chantelle, it's time to finally cough up the fur ball from the back of your head.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- No way!- Yes way!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Look at my hair now. Oh!

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Take off your eyelashes, too, please.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13There we have one.

0:19:13 > 0:19:18Initiate make-under in three, two, one.

0:19:25 > 0:19:30Agh! Oh, my God! What is this dress?

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Do you like your new look, Chantelle?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh, I look like erm...

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Something like from the '60s or summat. I like the style of it.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41I'm just not sure on the colour.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43What about the make-up?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46My hair's nice and make-up's nice.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Very...different.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Shall we find out what the public think?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yes, let's do that.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55I asked the public, showing them a picture of you looking like this, if

0:19:55 > 0:19:57they would want to snog, marry or avoid you? Play.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00I'd probably snog her, she looks quite pretty. Yeah.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Aw!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Definitely marry her, she's gorgeous.

0:20:04 > 0:20:10I'd snog her then marry her, depending what she wants, to be fair. She's very hot.

0:20:10 > 0:20:1480% want to snog you and the rest want to marry you.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Ah! Well, that's an improvement, isn't it?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Here is your natural beauty data.

0:20:20 > 0:20:25We used an eye shadow with a shimmer to enhance the blue in your eyes.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Choosing a dress with a gathered detailed shoulder can even out a top-heavy frame.

0:20:29 > 0:20:34Soft golden brown highlights break up too much blonde to give a softer look.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Chantelle, has coming to POD made you think differently about your look?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41You never know, POD, you could have changed me for good.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Make-under successful. Under and out. - Bye.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01It's important for my brother and his fiancee to say they like the look

0:21:01 > 0:21:05otherwise I'd be disappointed if they didn't.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'm really excited to see her.

0:21:07 > 0:21:12Hopefully, she can see herself for being beautiful beyond extensions and eyelashes.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Hi!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oh my God! You look beautiful.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26I can't believe it. Wow. Who's that?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28You look miles better. Brilliant.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Do I?- Absolutely fantastic. - Oh, thank you.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Makes you look more grown up.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- More older?- Just more sophisticated.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Her hair's not as big.

0:21:37 > 0:21:42It brings out her face features more and it's a lot better.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46I want to say to POD, thank you so much. Mwah. Thanks, POD.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- This is to Chantelle's new look. - Cheers!

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Wow! Chantelle looked incredible, but will she keep up her new look?

0:21:56 > 0:22:00We'll find out later. First, let me take the weight off my feet. Oh!

0:22:00 > 0:22:03It's not easy finding the ultimate beauty tip.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07I must have walked for miles. Oh!

0:22:10 > 0:22:14Nothing makes a girl happier than new shoes, but nothing makes a girl sadder than blisters from new shoes.

0:22:14 > 0:22:19Blisters are caused by sweaty toes rubbing on the material.

0:22:19 > 0:22:25So, if we spray our feet with deodorant, in theory, you shouldn't get blisters. Let's give it a whirl.

0:22:25 > 0:22:30New shoes on - let's go shopping.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34MUSIC: THEME FROM BENNY HILL.

0:22:38 > 0:22:44I can honestly say I've had new shoes on all day and I haven't got a single blister.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47So, thank you, deodorant, it works.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55Do you remember Rock Star Spud from earlier on? Well, he went rocking into POD and lost the battle.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58He came out looking rather dashing, a gorgeous natural beauty.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02But has he kept it up, or gone back to his big hair ways?

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Let's meet him and find out. Hello.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Hello. - I'm a little bit in love with you.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09You're very handsome with this new look.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10So I'm told. So I'm told.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13As far as wrestling goes, how is this look going down?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Believe it or not, it's helped me out.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18I haven't got these burly, sweaty men picking me up by my hair and

0:23:18 > 0:23:21throwing me round because they can't grab nothing. It's great!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Can you talk me through this look?

0:23:23 > 0:23:28I've learnt a few things since I been into POD and I've learnt that greys go with blacks, you also need

0:23:28 > 0:23:32a nice pair of Chelsea boots here, nice pair of skinny jeans and a lovely tight T-shirt.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Brings out the guns. There's two tickets for you right there!

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Have you got a message for POD?

0:23:39 > 0:23:43POD, you may have beaten me the first time, but you know what they always say?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46People will pay more money to see the rematch!

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I don't think we need one.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hello, look at this! Hah!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Next up is a girl who really takes the cake.

0:23:55 > 0:24:02No, I really mean she takes the cake everywhere she goes, she can't help it. You'll see what I mean. Mmm!

0:24:09 > 0:24:14- I am POD, who are you?- I'm Laura.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You look like you've got a rash. What's all that scattered around your eye?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20These are piercings.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23POD's never seen piercings like those before.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27These are new-fangled piercings.

0:24:27 > 0:24:32They are called skin divers. There's a little disc that pops under the skin -

0:24:32 > 0:24:38a little stem that comes up to the top of the skin and then the little star on top of the skin.

0:24:38 > 0:24:43- Delightful(!) How many have you got? - Erm, I've got my seven skin divers,

0:24:43 > 0:24:47I have both sides of my nose pierced,

0:24:47 > 0:24:52I have my septum piercing, my smiley piercing.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54What's a smiley piercing?

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- It doesn't make- me- smile.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01- I think your spots have spread to your head!- Do you like it?

0:25:01 > 0:25:05No. Oh my POD, it's contagious. They're heading down your arm, too.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09That was more the case of I just wanted to try it out.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13It looked pretty and it will come down eventually on to the hand.

0:25:13 > 0:25:18- I can't wait(!) Have you noticed you've got something cooking in your cleavage?- This is my cupcake.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22I've never heard it called that before!

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Why have you got a cupcake poking out of your boobs?

0:25:25 > 0:25:33- I make cupcakes for people's weddings, christenings, anniversaries.- Funerals?- No.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35That's a little bit disrespectful.

0:25:35 > 0:25:40I do apologise. Sorry, coffins and cupcakes don't go together, do they?

0:25:40 > 0:25:41I've got two as well, I've got one here.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Along with the rest of your shopping list, by the looks of it!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47They're my scrapbook of my life.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Showing people my experiences without having to just stand

0:25:51 > 0:25:55there and talk to them, they can see it on my body instead.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59God forbid you could have a conversation when you can just wave your arm at somebody.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Get real, Laura.- These are real.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05This is real. These are real.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08And do you plan to draw on any more experiences?

0:26:08 > 0:26:12I plan to have two full sleeves of tattoos,

0:26:12 > 0:26:16all up my thighs, my stomach, my back, my shoulders

0:26:16 > 0:26:20And when you run out of skin you might have to buy yourself a diary!

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Before you add that to the shopping list on your arm, I'm going to

0:26:23 > 0:26:28declare you a make-under mission impossible. Sorry, Laura, goodbye.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Goodbye, POD.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Do you remember gorgeous Chantelle?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38She was a crazy cat lady with no clothes on.

0:26:38 > 0:26:43POD made her all gorgeous and demure, but has she kept it up or gone back to her wacky ways?

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Let's meet her and find out. - Hello. How are you?- I'm good.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- You've got clothes on!- I know.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Result. What a difference! Tell me about your make-under.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55I can't ever lose my hair, that's for a start.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59- The make-up definitely is toned down so...- Your skin looks lovely today. - Thank you.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03The last time I met you I couldn't see you for the foundation.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07I know. It was fake tan as well, I don't have any fake tan on at all.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09My make-up's like a lot lighter and I think

0:27:09 > 0:27:15- it comes across a lot more natural. - So have you got a message for POD?

0:27:15 > 0:27:20POD, I want to say, thank you very much and I promise I will not wear skimpy outfits ever again.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24We'll be watching.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Well, POD, I think you've outdone yourself today.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33I do like to think I offer a service to mankind and womankind.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37You have indeed. Rock Star Spud will be fighting them off with

0:27:37 > 0:27:40his new look and Chantelle looked like a totally different person.

0:27:40 > 0:27:45Natural beauty will always be victorious, but sometimes it involves quite a fight.

0:27:45 > 0:27:49I'd like to say you've knocked fakery out of the ring on this occasion. Well done!

0:27:49 > 0:27:52It's left me quite exhausted and longing for the final bell.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54I hear you, POD. Ding ding!

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Time to POD off.

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