0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Where all my pop stars?
0:00:04 > 0:00:05# We are the hipsters. #
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You know we're going to party like we're rock stars
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Boys should be terrified
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# We're as good as they come... #
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Ahh!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17If you're one of those people that can't go anywhere
0:00:17 > 0:00:20without the fake tan, fake nails, fake lashes, five layers of slap
0:00:20 > 0:00:23and a head full of hair extensions, you might want to look away now.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Because, here on Snog, Marry, Avoid?, we're going to help you fling the fakery,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30sling the slap and embrace the beautiful, natural beauty that lies beneath.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33So, bin the blusher, can the cosmetics
0:00:33 > 0:00:36and enter the marvellous world of the makeunder.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Greetings, O great and mighty POD.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53I'm glad you're finally giving me my full title, Jenny Frost.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- O wondrous, powerful PODmeister. - OK, now I'm worried.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00What are you after?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Nothing, just your usual dedication to the cause of natural beauty.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Is that all?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Well, that, and I wondered if you wouldn't mind doing a bit of overtime.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11I'd might have known there'd be a catch. It's POD's Law.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Let's get cracking, then. K-tsch!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19An A-star student who needs a lesson in how to dress.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I'm fake on the outside but I'm a smart-arse on the inside,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24because I'm going to be studying law at Manchester University.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28POD meets a dancer who's hot, hot, hot! Not.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32You know, twirling some fire-sticks around, for me, is quite normal!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36And we meet the teenagers who are trapped in a time warp.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39We're here to defeat you with cuteness!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42So, who's first in the fight against fakery?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Hmm, let me think...
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Good golly, it's Holly.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51Hi, I'm Holly. I'm 22 and I'm from Mansfield in Nottinghamshire.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54# Cos you're filthy
0:01:54 > 0:01:58# Oooh, and I'm gorgeous... #
0:01:58 > 0:02:03My hair is currently fake. My boobs are fake. My tan is fake.
0:02:03 > 0:02:08My nails are fake. My toenails are fake. Oh, and my eyelashes are fake.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10MECHANICAL WHIRRING
0:02:10 > 0:02:14This is my make-up box. I purchased it from B&Q.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16It's actually a toolbox.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19# Cos you're filthy
0:02:19 > 0:02:22# Oooh, and I'm gorgeous... #
0:02:22 > 0:02:25The idea is to backcomb it as big as you can.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29The last thing I do before I leave is to spray hairspray
0:02:29 > 0:02:31over my make- up, just like this.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Obviously, close your eyes before you do that.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40This stops my make-up from sliding, because I like to dance around a lot,
0:02:40 > 0:02:42so it keeps my make-up set in place and away we go!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# Get up, get up
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# When the music gets a hold... #
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I am, at the moment, a full-time dancer, glamour model, pole-dancer,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53stilt-walker, fire-eater...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# I'm burning up, baby... #
0:02:55 > 0:02:57..multi-skilled, really.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# I'm burning up, baby
0:03:00 > 0:03:01# I'm burning up. #
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You know, the angle grinder is very dangerous, so I was
0:03:04 > 0:03:08apprehensive at first, but now it's like second nature to me.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# I'm burning up, yeah... #
0:03:11 > 0:03:13You know, twirling some fire-sticks around, to me, is quite normal!
0:03:15 > 0:03:16# I'm burning up, baby
0:03:16 > 0:03:19# Can you feel it burning me? #
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I do love attention, I'm not going to lie.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22# Can you feel it burning me? #
0:03:22 > 0:03:27I don't think I'd change for anyone. If people don't like it, then tough.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Hey, POD, ducky. This is one wild child you don't want to mess with,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34so try and bring this wildcat down!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36# Can you feel it burning me?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39# I'm burning up, baby. #
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Hello, gorgeous.- Hiya.- How are you today?- I'm fine, thank you.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47- What do you do for a job? - I'm a stilt-walker, fire-eater, angle-grinder...
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- That sounds great fun!- Multiskilled!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53What sort of guys do you attract with this look?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I usually attract loud, leery musclemen.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Um... I struggle to keep boyfriends, if I'm honest.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- I've not had one for a while.- So why are you having a makeunder today?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07I'm having a makeunder because no-one ever sees me without any make-up on.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I won't go out without eyelashes on or any make-up.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I'm going to wish you good luck in POD and I'll see you later on.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I am Holly Dolly.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You look like a cross between Rambo and a bimbo. A Rambimbo!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Why the action bikini?- Because I like to get attention, maybe?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38The only things standing to attention are those boobs!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39How big are they?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- They are 34G.- And how big are your feet?- Size three.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46POD's amazed you can stand upright.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Speaking of feet, what are those toenails all about?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Um, they're acrylic.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53They get stuck on like normal nails to make them look longer and pretty.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Pretty?! They look like talons.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Who told you that birds' feet looked good?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Um, they look nothing like bird feet.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Bird feet are yellow, mine are pink, purple and sparkly.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Oh, yes. Silly POD.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Your make-up reminds me of someone.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Of course, Amy Winehouse.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13It doesn't look anything like Amy Winehouse, but if you think
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I look like Amy Winehouse, that's fine because she got famous for looking like that.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Maybe I'll get famous, looking like this.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Actually, she's famous for being an award-winning musician.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23# Tried to make me go to rehab... #
0:05:23 > 0:05:25What are you famous for?
0:05:25 > 0:05:31- Dancing, getting my boobs out, partying.- So you ARE Amy Winehouse!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34# No, no, no... #
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Any other skills?- I can stilt-walk, eat fire, angle-grind...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40all at the same time if needs be.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43If I ever need an angle-grinding fire-eater on stilts,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45you'll be the first to know.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Is that where your clothes went, up in flames?- Exactly.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I can't angle-grind with a woolly jumper on, now can I?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54No, that wouldn't be a good look.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Speaking of which, let's see what the public think of your style.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Initiate Phase One.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04We asked the general public, showing them a picture of you
0:06:04 > 0:06:07looking like this, if they would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- What do you think they said?- Snog.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Play.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Um, I'd avoid her. She doesn't look that classy or anything.- Oh, right.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'd probably avoid her because she looks like a tart.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24I don't mind. The people say that all the time.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28I would avoid this girl because she looks...orange.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Again, I'm brown, not orange.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33In fact, 90% of the people we asked wanted to get
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- as far away from you as possible. - That's fine.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40POD's verdict is, your talon-like toenails, terrible tan
0:06:40 > 0:06:43and tarty tops are making you look trashy.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44It's time for my...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50You're a girl who dances with danger,
0:06:50 > 0:06:51so here's the ultimate challenge.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Get that slap off! - I'm always up for a challenge, POD.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59In that case, initiate Phase Two -
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Holly Dolly, it's time to put on your Deep Cleanse uniform, hide all that hair
0:07:05 > 0:07:07and remove those earrings, please.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Do you want my eyelashes, as well?
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Yes, please.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12OK.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, Holly. They look like caterpillars.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well, they look nice when they're on.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23What's nice would be to actually see your skin. Start scrubbing.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- Don't just move it around your face. - I'm trying.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Very trying(!) Let's have a look at those pads.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34We're getting closer,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37so hold on, Holly, as it's now time to initiate your makeunder.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40In 3... 2... 1.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49SHE SQUEALS
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Oh, my God!- Er, "Oh, my POD!"
0:07:52 > 0:07:55My hair exten... Oh, my God, I've got sparkly shoes!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh, my God. I love the shoes.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- My God. I look so different. - What do you think of your outfit?
0:08:02 > 0:08:07I really like the dress, it's really nice, and it covers my boobs up.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I've normally got them out, but they're in for a change.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11And your make-up?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I feel fresh. My face feels much lighter without loads of make-up on.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Let's see what the public think of your new look.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20We showed the general public a picture of the new you
0:08:20 > 0:08:23and asked if they would snog, marry or avoid you. Play.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yeah, yeah. I'd marry her.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- She looks like someone I'd take home to the parents.- Aww.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I'd snog this girl because she's got a natural face.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Whereas before...they said that I looked like a tangerine.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37You kind of did.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'd snog this girl because I think she's pretty fit.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Really? Who said that? Bring them in here!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Now, 30% of the public want to marry you and the rest want to snog you.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51This is your...
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Hair curls add volume to help flatter a voluptuous figure.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Instead of a hard, black pencil, use soft, dark eye shadow
0:08:59 > 0:09:03on eyebrows to create a gentler look.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Adding a little black dress in a soft fabric helps to disguise a larger chest.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12POD computes that you have gone from a Dolly Disaster to a Hollywood Hottie.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Would you agree? - Yes, definitely, I love it.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18POD confirms this Dolly no longer looks like a wally.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Makeunder a complete success.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22- Goodbye.- Bye!
0:09:26 > 0:09:31I'm not sure what my friends are going to think because they're used to seeing me with full-blown lashes,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34full-blown make-up, fake tan, everything.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38So, hopefully, they're going to like it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Really excited to see the change that's going to...
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- How different she looks. - I can't wait.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45We've been waiting all day, so we just want to see her.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Yeah. All these hours, just to see what transformation's, like, been done to her.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Oh, my God!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Hiya!- Lovely! You look all grown up!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Oh, cheers.- You look like...
0:10:01 > 0:10:05You look like a glamour puss, but not in the glamour puss way you used to look.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- What do I look like? - You look more sophisticated.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10You can't hang around with us, no more. That's it. Ta-Ra!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Oh, do I really look that different? - Do you like it?- I do. I love it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I really like your hair. It looks healthy.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Feel like I should be on Baywatch. - Cheers!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Holly looked amazing, but will she keep it up?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28We'll find out later but, first,
0:10:28 > 0:10:30in search of the ultimate beauty tips,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32we've travelled the length and breadth of the country
0:10:32 > 0:10:34and we've come up with...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Well, let's just say it wasn't a total bust.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41A tip for making your boobs look bigger,
0:10:41 > 0:10:42cross your bra straps over at the back.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46A tip for flat-chested girls is to get something else out,
0:10:46 > 0:10:49like bellies or legs or arms and then wear padding
0:10:49 > 0:10:52but not too much, just a bit to give yourself a bit of an oomph.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55If you've got really big boobs, don't wear polo shirts
0:10:55 > 0:10:58because it makes your boobs look even bigger.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Next up is an A-star student, who wants to become a hotshot lawyer.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07There's only one problem. The way she looks at the moment,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09she couldn't even get herself arrested.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Hiya, my name's Sarah Jane. I'm 18, from Rochdale.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I'm fake on the outside but I'm a smart-arse on the inside,
0:11:16 > 0:11:20because I'm going to the be studying Law at Manchester University.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# That's what I go to school for. #
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Er, my hair's fake. My eyelashes are fake.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29My eyebrows are drawn on, so they're fake. My tan's fake.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Basically, my whole face is probably fake.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Er...yeah. And I don't think people take me seriously.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I mean, I've got four A Levels.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I probably wear about two or three pairs of eyelashes.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47Everyone jokes and says I've got caterpillars and spiders on my face.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48It's better than my little stumps!
0:11:52 > 0:11:57If I ran out of eyelash glue, I will have to glue them on with something.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02I know, like, nail glue can blind you, but...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04the chances of that are pretty slim.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08They say when I take them off, my skin will rip off but,
0:12:08 > 0:12:12for that odd few hours I've got them on, it's worth it.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I've been wearing extensions for, literally, years.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Get some of this glue. Pop it on.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21You've got to press it on for a while.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Obviously, the state of my hair under here is...
0:12:24 > 0:12:29quite horrendous, but this is what you've got to do if you want long hair!
0:12:31 > 0:12:37For a long time, I've been nicknamed Legally Blond but, even though I've dyed my hair, it's still stuck.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42I mean, I've got four A Levels. I got an A in Psychology, I got an A-star in English,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45an A in General Studies and an A in...
0:12:46 > 0:12:50I don't even know what I got. What did I even study at A Level?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Law. I got an A in Law, as well.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57# Guilty
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# Of love in the first degree. #
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Hello, gorgeous. How are you today? - I'm fine, thank you.
0:13:02 > 0:13:08Now, I've heard a little rumour that you are going to university to study Law.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Yeah, I am.- Is that the reason for this makeunder today?
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Are you going to get a more... A look that will get you taken more seriously?
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm going for. Yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Now you're very, very brown, but is it real?- No.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- It's three layers of fake tan. - Three?- Yeah.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- What about hair extensions? - Um, hair extensions are glued in.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31If they come out, there's glue in my handbag to glue them.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Now, do you use sugar glue or the really hardcore glue?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- The hardcore, super-bond glue. - That's so bad for your hair.- I know!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- Have you been battering your hair? - Yeah, cutting pieces off if there's glue in it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43What do you mean, "cutting pieces off"?
0:13:43 > 0:13:48So, if I have a piece of glue in my hair, I just cut it off.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Cut a piece of hair out.- Sarah Jane! Put your hand out. Naughty!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Naughty, naughty.- I know, it's bad.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58It's time to go into POD, so I'm going to wish you good luck
0:13:58 > 0:14:02and I'll see you on the other side, when you're all ready for court.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Who are you?- I'm Sarah Jane.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Nice boots, if you're going for the Captain Jack Sparrow look.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Where's your parrot, by the way? - Ahoy! I can be a pirate.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26But I weren't...I weren't...
0:14:26 > 0:14:29aiming for the pirate look, no.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31So, why dress as one, then?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I'm obviously a very misguided individual.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37That's one way of looking at it.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40But you haven't always looked like this, have you?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh... No!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- That's a very pretty little girl, isn't it?- No!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51It's a shame she lost her sophistication.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I'm very sophisticated.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I've got hair extensions, yes. I've got eyelashes.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00But that doesn't make me thick or stupid.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Well, let's see what the public think of your look.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Initiate Phase One.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10We asked the public, showing them a picture of you looking like this,
0:15:10 > 0:15:14if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you. What do you think they said?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Avoid.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Play.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24I would definitely avoid this person. She's got too much fake tan, big hair like Russell Brand.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34That is horrible! I'm going to hunt that person down!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I'd definitely avoid this girl, because she looks fake.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39She's got loads of fake tan and she's not my type at all.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yeah, you've got that right,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44if you're saying I look like Russell Brand!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'd avoid. She looks like a bimbo.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49She just doesn't look very classy, a bit trashy.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53In fact, 40% of the public want to snog you.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- And 10% want to marry you. - See! Damn straight.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03The majority want to get as far away from you as possible.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Thick people.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10Sarah Jane, in light of your future in Law, you are going to have my...
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Bring it on. This is the makeunder menu. Choose a hair colour.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Um... I've already been blonde, I don't know what ebony is.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Ebony, please, POD.
0:16:31 > 0:16:36I can see you didn't get an A Level in Art, Sarah Jane. Initiate Phase Two.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- It's time to take off your boots. - Whoa!- And your bangles.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44And cover up.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Oh, Jesus. I look like Aladdin!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Get me a magic carpet! - You've already got one on your head.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Feel slightly bald.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- Well, don't stop there. Take off those eyelashes, please.- Argh!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09In one word, how are you feeling?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Rubbish!
0:17:11 > 0:17:17- Rubbish is what's on your face. - Oh, my God.- Start wiping.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- They taste a bit good, these. - Don't eat my pads, please.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30There are two black marks still above your eyes.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34You're not having them, either. You're not having them!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Wipe them off, please.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Well done.- You've ruined my life. - Oh, that's what they all say.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46You'll change your mind. It's time to initiate makeunder.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48In 3... 2... 1.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Whoa!
0:17:57 > 0:18:03What the hell?! Oh, my God! Just...wow!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I look like a different person.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11- You look like a more sophisticated person.- It's amazing, innit?
0:18:11 > 0:18:16What's amazing is you didn't realise what a natural beauty you were. Do you like your outfit?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Never in my life would I have picked these clothes,
0:18:19 > 0:18:20but they are lovely.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- This blouse is gorgeous. - And what about your hair?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I do love this hair, it's just...amazing!
0:18:27 > 0:18:32Well, would you like to see if the public think you look amazing?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Not really friends with the public after the first time, but go on.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38We asked the public, showing them a picture of you now,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I would definitely snog this girl, she's very pretty.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Can we find out who this person is? Only joking!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I'd marry her because she has a nice smile and pretty eyes.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Never heard that one before.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56The world's your oyster with a girl like that. It really is.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58So, yeah. I'd marry her.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00That's crackers, isn't it?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Now, 20% of the public do want to marry you
0:19:03 > 0:19:06and a whopping 70% want to snog you.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Here is your...
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Channel your inner preppy with an up-to-date camel skirt.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19A pixie crop accentuates youthful features.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21And using soft pinks and browns
0:19:21 > 0:19:25on the skin will bring some warmth to the face.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Would you recommend your makeunder to anyone?
0:19:27 > 0:19:33Um, maybe you could have the whole population of Rochdale on this programme?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Not again!- Yeah.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Chavs.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Have you enjoyed your makeunder? - I've loved it!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- Goodbye.- Bye!
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Me and Amy will be friends, no matter what. She'll be so shocked.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57She'll just be like, "Wow." It's like a proper big change.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'm excited because I'm not used to seeing her
0:19:59 > 0:20:03without any eyelashes on, no make-up, no extensions.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I haven't seen her like that for ages.
0:20:08 > 0:20:13Oh, my God! Oh, Sarah, you look gorgeous. Oh, my God, you look so...
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- I really like it.- Do you?- Yeah.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Look at this! Does it make me look old?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- No, I like it.- Do you? - I really like it.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26I was waiting for ages, I was like, "Argh!"
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- Your hair!- I know.- No, I like it. Don't put them back in.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35- It's cracking. Just feel it.- I like it. Don't put them back in, don't.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Mad, innit? When would I buy blue tights and brown shoes?
0:20:38 > 0:20:39I don't know.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Do you like it?- Yeah. - Just thrown my eyelashes away.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I was like, "You're never getting them eyelashes off her."
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Ah, Sarah Jane looked lovely.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59She'll fit in with those budding legal eagles now
0:20:59 > 0:21:01but will she keep it up? Find out later.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02First things first, though.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05On my never-ending quest to find amazing beauty tips,
0:21:05 > 0:21:08there's something I need to get off my chest.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18Nearly ready for a night on the town but I'm feeling that I need a bit more oomph in the boob department.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21But this top will not allow a bra.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24No problem, I'll just draw on a cleavage. It's quite simple.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26All you need to do is get a bronzer,
0:21:26 > 0:21:30a little bit darker than your own skin, a good make-up brush.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Get loads on there and you just shade in between your boobs.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38You go round the boob like a letter C and the same on the opposite side.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43There we go. Plenty on there, ready for a night on the town.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Do you remember Holly from earlier on?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51She had a rather skimpy outfit on and POD put her in something
0:21:51 > 0:21:54a bit more demure and ladylike, but has she kept it up?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Or has she gone back to her naughty ways? Let's find out.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02- Hey, girl! You look gorgeous. - Thank you.- You look lovely.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Woof! Sit down.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Now, we've got a lot less flesh on show today.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Yeah, I've decided to go for the more covered-up approach today.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Feel I can walk down the street and buy a sandwich without getting
0:22:16 > 0:22:20the world staring at me, so I do feel more comfortable now.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- I'm wearing a lot less make-up as well.- And do you...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Could you see that you look pretty with less make-up?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Um, at first, no. I felt really bare.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30But I braved it and went out wearing less make-up
0:22:30 > 0:22:33throughout that first week I left.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Um... It was quite a difficult task, I must admit,
0:22:36 > 0:22:38but everyone commented, how better I looked.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40The extensions are back.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Yes, unfortunately, but I have gone for the more natural ones
0:22:44 > 0:22:47and I haven't gone for as many, so it's a lot flatter
0:22:47 > 0:22:50and it doesn't look as lion-like as what it did before.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- As huge as before!- Yeah. - Have you got a message for POD?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Thank you for giving me a makeunder and making me
0:22:55 > 0:22:59feel beautiful without all of the layers of make-up.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03I can now walk down the street without getting the wrong kind of attention.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10Next up are a couple who have promised to kill POD with kindness...
0:23:10 > 0:23:12If she doesn't kill them first.
0:23:21 > 0:23:27- I am POD. Who are you? - Hi, I'm Emma.- And I'm Rob.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31You look like Little Bo Peep meets Little Lord Fauntleroy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34What in POD's name are you wearing?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36This is, er... Sweet Lolita.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41- And I'm wearing Kadona and it's basically the male version of Lolita.- Yeah.
0:23:41 > 0:23:49Um...It's all about sweet prints, it's fresh and different, interesting.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54It's from Japan. But it's started getting popular outside of Japan...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56in the last 20 years.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59And they, kind of, were inspired by Victorian England.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04And I make some of the little bits and pieces, so it's really fun.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06She made my hat.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I think she got the size wrong.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12It's a top hat, but they shrunk it down and made it look super-awesome.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17Are you sure it's the hat that's at fault? Maybe your head's been inflated?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20No, it hasn't, because then I'd have a big head and my body would look smaller.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Yeah, think about that, POD.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Of course, it's me who's silly. - Yes, you are.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Do you think there could be a pair of natural beauties under all that fakery?
0:24:30 > 0:24:36- No. No.- I think you are.- I think you look fine dressed in anything.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37I'm going to be sick.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43I don't know, I think the clothes are pretty, but I'm not pretty.
0:24:43 > 0:24:48- Aw. You are.- I think I just threw up in my mouth.- You're so rude!
0:24:48 > 0:24:53- I was going to give you a hug. - Don't touch me!
0:24:53 > 0:24:57If I had teeth, the enamel would be wearing off right about now.
0:24:57 > 0:25:02The pair of you look like you should be starring in a cheesy musical.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04That's incredible! We should make a movie.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07If we are, then it's going to be Back To The Future.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Let's see what a dose of the 21st century does for you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:22- Oh! Oh, what! Oh! What have you done to us?- I've made you look normal.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Oh, you look nice!- Aw, thanks. - Aw, you look really nice.- Bleuch.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29That's not changed, then. What do you think of your outfit?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I look like a sort of indie singer. It's terrible.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Actually, most people would think that's a good thing.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Could you turn us back, please? - Yeah, turn us back.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42A bit too "real" for you? Back to the past, then.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49- Oh!- Yay. That's nice.- The sparkles.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Got my hat back.
0:25:51 > 0:25:56Emma and Rob, you are clearly happier in your la-la land of lollipops and rainbows.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58If you come any closer, you'll gum up my works.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00So, for now, you are rejected.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Aww.- Aww.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Goodbye.- Bye, POD.- Bye.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Do you remember Sarah Jane from earlier on?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15She was the beautiful legal eagle who wanted a transformation
0:26:15 > 0:26:18to make her be taken more seriously.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21But has she kept it up or has she gone back to those naughty extensions?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Let's find out.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27- Come in, honey. Look at you, you look absolutely stunning.- Thank you.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32- Sit down. Loving the new haircut. - Thank you.- Loving it.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- Your skin looks gorgeous today and you've got no lashes on.- Nope.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37- You look beautiful.- Thank you.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Getting ready now for a night out must take you a lot less time.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Is it a lot easier having the short hair?- Oh, definitely.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47I can get in the shower and dry my hair in about 15 minutes.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51I can be done in about 45, instead of the hours that it used to take.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54I mean, the extensions were quite painful, weren't they?
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- They were pulling your hair out. Will you ever go back?- No.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Promise?- Yeah.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01What have your family and friends thought?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Um, they really like it.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08Obviously, I can be myself and not pile the make-up on, or...
0:27:08 > 0:27:11have extremely long hair or caterpillars on my face.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15So, overall, I think this makeunder has been a huge success.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Well done, POD. Have you got a message for her?
0:27:17 > 0:27:23Um, yeah. Thank you, because you've shown me that it is possible for me
0:27:23 > 0:27:25to be myself and still be a confident person.
0:27:25 > 0:27:30Aw. I love her. She's cute!
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Top marks for you, POD.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Sarah Jane looked like the smartest kid in class with that look.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42It doesn't take an A-star brain to work out that natural beauty is the way forward.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46Well, that's just as well, because you're more a B-plus.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Could try harder.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51See me after school, Miss Frost, and write out 100 times,
0:27:51 > 0:27:56- "I must not be rude to POD." - Yeah, I'll get on to that just after you... POD off!
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