0:00:05 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Hands up who thinks they're a natural beauty.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Nope, not enough of you. Here on Snog Marry Avoid?,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23it's our mission to convince you make-up madams
0:00:23 > 0:00:26to lay down your weapons in a fight against fakery.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29So sling the slap, hide those hideous hair pieces
0:00:29 > 0:00:30and tone down the tan,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33cos it's time to embrace the gorgeous, natural you.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Welcome to the fabulous fake-free world of the make-under.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- POD SNORES - Hello, POD.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- SNORING CONTINUES - POD?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55The lights appear to be on but there's no-one home.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Oh, sorry, Frost, I was just de-fragging my hard drive.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Ooh, that sounds painful.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Are you rebooted and raring to go?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Absolutely. And may I say you are looking particularly lovely today?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09You may, but what are you after?
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Well, I was thinking about an upgrade and I was hoping you might be able to put in a good word for me.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Hmm, we'll see how it goes with today's fans of fakery.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I think they're going to present quite a challenge.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- So shall we get started? - Affirmative.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27Coming up on tonight's show, POD slugs it out in the ring with a slap addict who packs a punch.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31You ain't gonna change me so I'm ready for a fight.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33We meet the girl who keeps abreast of her fakery
0:01:33 > 0:01:35by showing off all her best assets.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Whether it's good or bad, I don't care as long, as they notice me.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43And POD has a close encounter of the unusual kind.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44It's time to rock and roll, POD.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Let's get it on!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Jenny, POD is raring to go.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I hope you've got a challenge for me.
0:01:50 > 0:01:56Well, let's just say it doesn't take this girl too long to get dressed in the morning.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03Hi, I'm Lissy, I'm a full-time model and I'm from London.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07I probably admire most of all myself because I get up
0:02:07 > 0:02:11every day in the morning and think hmm, yeah, I look good.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Less on the clothing front is definitely more,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20especially when you've got like, an OK body like me.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Bikini tops I wear out quite a lot because I've got a really flat stomach so I like to show that off.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I like to make people go, wow.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# Wow, wow, wow, wow. #
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Whether it's good or bad, I don't care, as long as they notice me.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Some people don't like it.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40When people call me like, really nasty names,
0:02:40 > 0:02:44I just go back home, slap on more tan and annoy them even more. Woo!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I absolutely love faking myself up because I always think the fake is the best.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56I have like little individual buttons that click the individual hair in.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Everything, you name it, I do it. Hair, teeth,
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Botox, tan. I probably spend well over a grand a month.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07I don't think I look orange enough.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09OK, it's tanning time.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Normally I use about two of these.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14It looks great.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Never do it near a cream sofa at home, people, it's not a good idea!
0:03:24 > 0:03:30My friends and family think my look is a bit too fake
0:03:30 > 0:03:33but I know they want to look like me and if they had the figure
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I have, they definitely would wear it.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Hey, POD, it's Lissy here. This is perfection.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Try and change it if you dare.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Hello, Lissy, how are you today? - Hi. I'm good, thank you. - Talk me through this outfit.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Is this what you'd wear for a night out?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Probably a bit less for a night out, to be honest with you.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59- Why not?- This look looks a little high maintenance. Can you tell me what is fake?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Hair extensions, got clip-in and bonds,
0:04:01 > 0:04:06hair colour, eyebrows tint, eyelash tint, eyelashes, sometimes contact lenses, obviously make-up,
0:04:06 > 0:04:12- Botox, nose, tan, boobs, toenails, nails...- Lips?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Might have had a little bit of help there.
0:04:15 > 0:04:22- How much have you spent to look like this?- Probably over 50 grand.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26What?! So why are you going to see POD today?
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Because my mum says I'll never meet the right kind of guy dressed like this.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I'll meet Mr Right Now but not Mr Right,
0:04:33 > 0:04:37so I'm going to give it a whirl and see what happens.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Right, Lissy, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD, I'll see you on the other side.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I am POD, the personal overhaul device.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Who are you?- Hi, POD, I am Lissy.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59You've got to be kidding. Where's the rest of your outfit?
0:04:59 > 0:05:03I think my look says, come and get me, I'm fun.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07More like, come and get me with a jacket, a straightjacket.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Are you anything else other than fun?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12No, I... Yes, I'm everything else.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I'm fun, I'm intellectual, I'm caring, I'm sharing,
0:05:15 > 0:05:19I'm down to earth, I'm bubbly, a regular kind of gal.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22And modest and ridiculous.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I'm not ridiculous, I look hot!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26So hot you need to wear a bikini?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28BOING! BOING!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Are you allergic to clothes?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Well, I like some clothes, just not the ones that cover me all up.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Or cover you at all. Surely you don't think this is a classy look?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Yes, I am classy. I think I am classy.
0:05:40 > 0:05:47I might look fake and have all the bits and bobs and attachments and stuff but I think I do it well.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49And what about that skin tone?
0:05:49 > 0:05:54I've seen that on a chest before, a chest of drawers.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57In fact, I think I could tell you the exact colour.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Processing data banks.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Lissy, make like a teapot.- OK.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Which one of the woodstain colours best matches your skin?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I would hope I was oak.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11The correct answer is stripped oak.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15That was a really bad joke!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19And talking of bad jokes, let's see what the public make of your look.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Initiate phase one, public analysis.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25OK.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28We showed a picture of you dressed like this to the general public and
0:06:28 > 0:06:32asked them whether they would want to snog, marry or avoid you. What do you think they said?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36I'm going to go with one, snog.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Kindly do not smear my lens. Play.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Most probably avoid because, I mean, a bit of makeup is all right
0:06:43 > 0:06:47on a girl but I think that's a bit too much, to be honest with you.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Definitely avoid her. She looks too dolled-up for me.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Well, they're just boring.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I would avoid that person because I don't want any of her tan
0:06:55 > 0:06:58getting on my black skin and I'm dark enough already.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Honestly, that is just not right.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Oh, yes, it is. 30% said snog...- Yes.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10..but the majority, 65%, wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh, shut up, that's a fix.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Honestly. No, I'm not having that.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19We also asked the general public what they thought of your style,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22designer cash, high street flash or market stall trash.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Do you know if anybody said the last one,
0:07:25 > 0:07:30I want their name and number because this cost a lot of money.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Let's just go for high street flash, I'll be modest on this one, OK?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Number two.- Play.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I think her style is market stall trash.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43General public, my booty.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'd say her style is like designer cash, definitely.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- Told you.- I think her style is market stall trash.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54- In fact, 5% of the public thought you were designer cash.- Fair play.
0:07:54 > 0:07:5730% said you were high street flash,
0:07:57 > 0:08:01and a whopping 65% said you were market stall trash.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04None of my ex-boyfriends have definitely not called me cheap.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Not to your face, anyway. - I'm not a gold digger, I just like nice things.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Are you ready for POD's verdict?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Give me your best shot.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Lissy, with your stuck-on hair and slathered-on tan,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17you look like a Blackpool showgirl.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Blah-blah-blah-blah.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24It's time to give you a bikini booty to natural beauty make-under.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Do your worst, POD, do your worst.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You've already done that.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Time to initiate phase two.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33OK.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Deep cleanse.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- POD is now going to strip you of all your fakery.- All of them?!
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Only the detachable ones. Now, hand over your hair extensions.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45POD, don't make me take my hair out.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49That's not the only thing that's going to come out in a minute.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Stop bouncing and start unclipping.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I'm going to look like Harry Hill in a minute.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56In that top, you look like two Harry Hills.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Oh, good.- And in order to bring your beauty back down to Earth,
0:09:00 > 0:09:03you're going to have to get rid of those skyscraper heels.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Oh, POD.- Oh, come now Lissy,
0:09:06 > 0:09:11it may be a step down for you, but it's a step up for natural beauty.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Oh.- Now, cover up.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15This isn't my colour, POD.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17You could have got me a pink one.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Don't you mean oak? Now, those lashes aren't real are they?- No they're not.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Shocker.- Bye-bye.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Now, Lissy, there's just one more thing and it's staring me right in the lens.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32POD, you've got everything.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34You can't take my slap away from me.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I'll give you a slap in a minute.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Don't just spread it around, take it off.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Disgusting.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45But don't worry, it's time for your natural beauty make-under
0:09:45 > 0:09:49and I'm pretty sure you're going to be made up when you see the results.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Are you ready?- I'm ready.
0:09:51 > 0:09:58- Initiate make-under in three, two, one.- I want to go home!
0:10:06 > 0:10:12Oh, look, the hair's nice. Not a bad colour scheme. Where's my make-up?!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- What do you think of your outfit? - My waist just looks...
0:10:15 > 0:10:18There we go, that's better.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22We need to get some scissors on this, chop it up a bit, make it shorter.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It hangs perfectly.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28It hangs, that's one thing that's true, it's hanging.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Let's see what the general public think.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Previously, 65% said they wanted to avoid you.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Let's see what they say now.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Play.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43I'd snog this girl because she looks attractive and quite a fun girl to be with.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47I would snog her because she's very natural and my type.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I'd snog her, she's very good looking.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54In fact, 90% said they would like to snog you.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Don't know why.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Because you're beautiful, Lissy.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01They obviously caught a glimpse of these bad boys.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Here is your natural beauty data.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Using a mineralised foundation gives subtle coverage,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10giving a vibrant, fresh look.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14For a top heavy frame, choose a flattering halterneck.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17POD agrees with the general public, this is a much better look for you.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Fair play, POD, fair play.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23My work here is done. Goodbye.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Thank you. Mwah!
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Waiting for me are my best friend, Aila, and her sister
0:11:33 > 0:11:36and they're just going to probably start laughing at the way I look.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39She's going to cry, I think she's going to cry.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Oh, you look really nice!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I thought you were going to look horrible.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49It looks really nice. Instead of being Barbie you're like Posh Spice.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Yeah, I actually quite like the look, actually, yeah.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I think sometimes it's good to look natural.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Well, I think she looks great.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05Lissy looked lovely but will the new look grow on her? We'll find out later.
0:12:05 > 0:12:11But first here's a big kiss for all you lippy lovelies out there who have given us top lip tips.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16A tip from me is exfoliating your lips with a tooth brush,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18it makes them smooth.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22My tip for luscious lips is to apply your lip stain
0:12:22 > 0:12:26and then to just reapply a lip balm all day for luscious lips 24/7.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Run an ice cube over your lips after applying your lipstick,
0:12:30 > 0:12:31it lasts longer.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34My tip is to put my lip pencil in the fridge so that it doesn't melt.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Next up is a ring girl who would look a knock-out
0:12:40 > 0:12:43if she could just lay off the layers of slap.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Looks like POD's in for a fight.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52My name's Abbie, I'm 19 and I'm from Southend in Essex.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01I'm a ring girl for the UWC and I've been doing it now for about two years.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06All I have to do, really, is walk around the ring with ring boards
0:13:06 > 0:13:08that say round one, round two.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I'm surrounded by gorgeous male fighters.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17I wear tight clothes and ones that push your boobs up a little bit,
0:13:17 > 0:13:22ones that are really short, mini dresses, sparkly, bright colours.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25But as long as they're sexy and small and tight
0:13:25 > 0:13:28then they're the ones that I go for.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29That's what I do.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35I probably do stand out in the crowd a lot
0:13:35 > 0:13:40cos, obviously, I'm wearing basically nothing. Make-up box.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I think it's good to look fake.
0:13:43 > 0:13:49Obviously, my hair's fake, my eyelashes are fake, my tan is fake, but everything else is real.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52These are just beautiful.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57I've just forgotten what it's like to actually see her looking natural.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Once she disappears in that bedroom, that's it,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03she comes down a totally different girl.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Hi, POD, this is a knock out.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09You are not going to change me, so I'm ready for a fight.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Hello, Abbie.- Hello.- How are you today?- Not too bad, thanks.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- You're looking very bright and neon-ey.- Yep.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Talk me through this outfit.- This is my cage girl outfit.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It's quite revealing, well, really revealing.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Very bright but it stands out so that's what they need.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Now, you're single.- Yeah.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Do you think that you attract the wrong type of bloke dressed like this?
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Yeah, I seem to go for the bad boys and they always like this look so I think if I change my look,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37looked a bit more classy, then I might just find the one.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Now, define classy for me.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Um, everything covered up,
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- everything covered up. - What's this then?!
0:14:45 > 0:14:49This is, yeah, this is why I'd like to change.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52How are you going to feel taking your make up off on camera?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55I think it will be a shock for people to see me without make-up,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58but, hopefully, they'll think I'm a natural beauty.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Hopefully.- Do you think you're a natural beauty?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Um, I don't, personally,
0:15:02 > 0:15:08but I hope POD can change my look completely and make me think otherwise.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Right, gorgeous, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now. I'll see you later on.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I am POD, the personal overhaul device, who are you?
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- My name is Abbie. - And what do you do for a living?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- I'm a ring girl. - What is a ring girl?- Cage fighting.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You know, when they fight?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37All I have to do is get into a ring and then hold a board up,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40walk around, get back out. That's my job.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44How very high-tech. Do you need many qualifications?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I don't really know, to be honest.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I don't really like cage fighting, to be honest.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50And I don't like your skin tone.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Is satsuma your natural colour?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56I think I don't look orange, I think I look quite brown, is the word, I think, POD.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01So you're a brown girl in the ring then? La-la-la-la-la(!)
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Is your hair natural?- Yeah.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Liar, liar, very small pants on fire.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- OK, no, it's fake.- Why have you come to POD for a make-under?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Because I want to look a bit more classy.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18- Your boobs seem to have other ideas. - What? They're always out.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20My point exactly. Dressed like that,
0:16:20 > 0:16:25let's see what the public think about you in round one, public analysis.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Um, OK. I'm a bit nervous about this.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34Well, you should be, as we have asked the public if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- What do you think they said? - I think I'm probably snoggable.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Play.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43I'd avoid this girl, she seems too fake and a bit over the top.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- OK.- Definitely snog this girl because she looks very pretty.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I'd avoid her. She's got too much make-up on and too much fake tan, as well.
0:16:51 > 0:16:58- Looking like that, 40% wanted to avoid you and not one person wanted to marry you.- Not even one person?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00No. But hang on a minute, Abbie,
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- we've also asked actor and model Philip Olivier.- Oh, I like him.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09I'd probably avoid Abbie because I've got nice white sheets
0:17:09 > 0:17:12and I want them to stay that way.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Oh.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I don't like him any more.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Well, brace yourself. We also asked the general public if they thought
0:17:20 > 0:17:25- you looked your age - 19 - or 27 or 30.- Well, I'd say 19.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29I'm definitely not older than that.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Play.
0:17:30 > 0:17:3330. She looks about 30.
0:17:33 > 0:17:3427?
0:17:34 > 0:17:3630. I think she's 30.
0:17:36 > 0:17:42In fact, 80% thought you were at least eight years older than you are.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47- Oh, my God.- Speaking of which, are you ready to hear POD's verdict?
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Yes, go on then, POD.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Abbie, under all that slap, you have the potential to be a knock out beauty.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57It's time to give you a ropey ring girl to ding-dong belle make-under.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02This is the make-under menu.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- OK.- Please choose a celebrity style.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Rachel Bilson, Kelly Brook, Leona Lewis, Diana Vickers.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- I like Leona Lewis.- Thank you.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Make-under menu complete.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Have you still got some fight left in you?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17I have, I've still got a bit in me.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20In that case, it's time for round two...
0:18:21 > 0:18:24..deep cleanse. Time to give those boot the boot.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28And those earrings are out for the count.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Oh, no, I've dropped one.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Never mind, it seems to have impaled itself in your belly button.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Now, take your hair out, I'll give it back to Barbie.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Two, three, oh, there we go.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Time to cover up and start scrubbing. - I don't like you any more.
0:18:44 > 0:18:50You'll change your mind when you see the new you. Let's see those pads.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- Are you ready for your make-under? - I am, POD.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Initiate make-under in three, two, one.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh, my God.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Oh, wow. I'm speechless.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Are they good tears or bad tears?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22They're mainly good.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26You see all my curves, and I've got everything hidden for once.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29And look at these shoes, they're not even that high.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33It's the real you, the new, improved, natural you.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35You look beautiful, Abbie.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36I just feel really, like, natural.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41POD's glad you like it. Do you want to hear what the public thought of your new look?
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Yes, please.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47We asked the general public if they would snog, marry or avoid the new, natural-looking you.
0:19:47 > 0:19:53Well, I'd snog her. She's blond, hot, nice teeth.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- That is nice.- Snog, definitely.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- A very attractive girl.- Awww.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Oh, I'd marry her.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02She seems like a nice girl to take home to my mum.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Well, maybe, he seems nice.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Now 90% want to either snog or marry you
0:20:08 > 0:20:11and only 10% want to avoid you.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Oh, that's well good!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Here is your natural beauty data.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Choose a long sleeve body-con
0:20:19 > 0:20:22to compliment an hourglass frame without showing too much skin.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27Darker pieces pulled through blonde hair gives a subtle, pretty look.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Use clear or pink lipgloss to create a youthful face.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34You are a natural beauty, aren't you?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Yeah. For once.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Make-under a total knockout.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Bye, Abbie.- Bye.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49I've been waiting for this all day and now it's here, it's nerve wracking.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54I'm really excited and I hope she looks really pretty
0:20:54 > 0:20:56and I hope she's happy with how she looks
0:20:56 > 0:20:59and not just going to change back to her old ways.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Oh, my goodness, you look so nice!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05You like this? Like, the hair?
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Yeah, it's better, much more natural colour.- I am so happy.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- And you know what? I'm actually going to keep this look.- Are you?!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15No more hair extensions?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17No hair extensions, no fake tan, nothing.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19No fake tan? Oh.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- You think I'll find someone nice now, looking like this?- Yes.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Wow, Abbie looked a total knock out but will she keep it up or is POD in for a re-match?
0:21:30 > 0:21:36We'll find out later. Now, here at Snog Marry Avoid we don't just pay lip service to saving money.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Don't you just hate it when that happens?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45There's nothing worse than when your favourite lipstick runs out or snaps,
0:21:45 > 0:21:48but I've got a handy little hint which will bring it back to life.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52All you need is your old lipstick,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55an empty little pot that you can get from any chemist,
0:21:55 > 0:21:56and some petroleum jelly.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00It's simple, all you have to do is get your lipstick,
0:22:00 > 0:22:02scrape it into the pot...
0:22:04 > 0:22:06..get some petroleum jelly,
0:22:06 > 0:22:10put it in there as well, mix it all up...
0:22:13 > 0:22:16..and there you have it, a brand new lipgloss in your favourite colour.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Perfect. Mwah!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Earlier on, we met the gorgeous Lissy
0:22:23 > 0:22:26and she went into POD in a bikini and gave POD a piece of her mind.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29She got a beautiful make-under but has she kept it?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Let's meet her and find out. Hello.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Hiya.- Well, you haven't really kept the make-under, have you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37No. I had to get myself a bit of a make-OVER.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41You have had a bit of a make-over. And why the blonde locks?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45After I saw the make-under from POD I just thought I want a change
0:22:45 > 0:22:47so I thought why not go a bit more
0:22:47 > 0:22:52dramatic and make myself a blonde, a bit of blonde to brighten up my personality a bit more.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54At the time it was a shock cos you were dressed,
0:22:54 > 0:22:58but looking back, can you see how good you looked?
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Looking back at the photo, I was actually thinking, it actually looked classy,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05quite nice, but at the time I just saw like, covered and I hated it.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Not enough flesh, not enough flesh.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Now, your friends loved the make-under.- Yeah.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Did seeing their reaction make you think you should cover up more?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Yeah, I can get just as much attention with clothes on
0:23:18 > 0:23:23than I can with them off, and it's the right kind of attention so I think I'll stick with it.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Well, I'm not sure how much of a success the make-under has been
0:23:26 > 0:23:29but it's been great fun meeting you. Have you got a message for our POD?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32I think you need a new update on that chip, POD. Sorry.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Next up is a real challenge for POD,
0:23:39 > 0:23:41who might just have met her match this time
0:23:41 > 0:23:45with a guy who has got more fingers than the average person,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48and I don't necessarily mean on the ends of his hands.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Now, I'm not the one to point the finger but this is not for the squeamish. Ugh!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I am POD, who are you?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05My name is Michael. Good afternoon, POD.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08From the way you're dressed, I'd say you're taking the Michael.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13We have one chance in life, so I'm thinking I'm not going to lose that chance.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Life is not a rehearsal, let's do it while we can. Yeah!
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Let's not. There's something very strange about you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:26Do you believe I was abducted by aliens and they left me with certain devices in my hands and in my arm?
0:24:26 > 0:24:31POD needs proof of this alien encounter.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35I can remember having these bad dreams of seeing ET
0:24:35 > 0:24:39with big eyes, big bulbous eyes, and next thing I woke up, and what are they?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42And the implants had just appeared.
0:24:42 > 0:24:48- That's no alien, you asked a professional piercer to do that to you, didn't you?- I did.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Warning, Michael, POD does not condone such self-mutilation
0:24:51 > 0:24:53but must ask, what are they exactly?
0:24:53 > 0:25:00It's made of silicone, which ladies have to enlarge their boobies.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02And these ones are quite rigid, they're Teflon.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06So not so much a case of flying saucers as non-stick saucepans.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08How did they put the implants in there?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Well, I don't know if you can see there
0:25:10 > 0:25:14but the incisions are actually made there with a scalpel...
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Stop right there. I can't bear to listen for one more second.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19It's absolutely appalling, Michael.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Do you realise those implants will result in very saggy forearms?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Revolting.- Yeah. I love them.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30It's not only your arm that's been infiltrated, you're virtually
0:25:30 > 0:25:34a human pincushion and light years away from being a natural beauty.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38I am a natural beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, my friend.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Not on my watch. My verdict is
0:25:41 > 0:25:44that you have so many things piercing, poking and projecting
0:25:44 > 0:25:47out of you, natural beauty could never be restored.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50You are therefore rejected from my make-under programme.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53You need to out a little bit more and spread your wings a bit.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56And you need to return to whatever planet you came from.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Alien abductions. As if.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Do you remember the gorgeous Abbie from Southend?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11She was a ring girl who had a passion for wearing,
0:26:11 > 0:26:12well, not much, really,
0:26:12 > 0:26:16but POD gave her a make-under and made her look like a gorgeous, natural beauty.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19But has she kept it up? Let's meet her and find out.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Well, you look gorgeous!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Thank you.- You look beautiful!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- Thank you.- The hair, the make-up, the outfit, everything.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Tell me about the make-under experience.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33It's been life-changing. Everything about it, it's been absolutely amazing.
0:26:33 > 0:26:38I really enjoyed myself and it's made me believe more in myself and accept who I am.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Now, I've got a bit of hair envy, your hair looks great...
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Thank you.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47- Is there no chance you're ever going to go back to the old Abbie? - No, not at all.
0:26:47 > 0:26:52I don't wear any extensions any more, hardly any make-up and my dress style has really changed.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56I'm not revealing anything, I'm always covered up, so more respectable.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59This is definitely the new me, I'm sticking to it,
0:26:59 > 0:27:02no more of the old Abbie at all, it's gone out of the window.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- You said before you were attracting the wrong type of attention.- Yeah.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11- And a little birdie tells me since the make-under you went out for a night wearing the outfit...- Yeah.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14..and you've got a special someone in your life!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Yes, I'm not single any more so I am now in a relationship and he's really, really nice.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Well, gorgeous, I'm so happy.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24It's been a huge success. POD is going to be thrilled and very smug.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Have you got a message for POD?
0:27:26 > 0:27:31I just want to say thank you very much, it's been a life-changing experience.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Ugh! Has the guy with fingers in his arms left the building yet?
0:27:37 > 0:27:44Most fakery is only skin deep but if it goes any deeper, it's beyond even my superior skills.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47I will say though, the two girls were a triumph, POD.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Two out of three, not too shabby. - Thank you. Now, about that upgrade.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Is that the time already?
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Got to dash, POD, so you need to POD off.
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