0:00:02 > 0:00:05# ..where are my pop stars We are the hipsters... #
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You know I'm gonna party like a rock star
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# I'm gonna do this, yeah
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Cos that's who we are! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Aaah!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Here on Snog, Marry, Avoid
0:00:16 > 0:00:19we are dedicated fans of the natural look.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21We fight fakery wherever we find it.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24We are here to help you tone down and big up your natural, beautiful self.
0:00:24 > 0:00:30So if you slap on the slap, glue on the glitter and strap on the strappy shoes - be afraid.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34And be prepared to clean up your act cos this is a family show...
0:00:34 > 0:00:35As you are about to find out.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hello, POD, how are you today?
0:00:52 > 0:00:58You know, you spend so much time together, I've started to think of you as a sister.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03A digital, bossy, overbearing, purple lens wearing, much older sister.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Thank you, Jenny Frost. And I like to think of you as...
0:01:06 > 0:01:11- Jenny Frost.- Oh, don't go getting all sentimental now, will you?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Sorry, I'll rein it in. What's with all this happy family stuff, then?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18It's all relative, as today we have a brother and sister
0:01:18 > 0:01:20who occasionally fight over who wears the dress,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23and a pair of cousins from Bolton who wear...
0:01:23 > 0:01:24not much, really.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Fakery runs in the family for the Rooneys,
0:01:28 > 0:01:32whose sense of style is in a league of their own.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34I was born to stand out.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38We meet two clubbing cousins with a love for fluorescent and fishnets.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42When people say make-up's heavy... I don't know what they mean, like.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And Minger or Manga - POD decides?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47First, and in keeping with the family theme,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50we have two people in dire need of some help.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Meet the Rooneys.- Wow, Frost!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Wayne and Coleen - you are spoiling me!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59No, POD, not those Rooneys, these Rooneys...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Our Wayne's cousins.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08- I'm Natalie.- And I'm Stephen.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- And together we're... - BOTH: The favourite Rooney cousins.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15And we've got a cousin who likes to ride off the back of our fame.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21People always ask if Stephen based his look on Wayne's wife, Coleen.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25I just laugh, cos if anything she is based her look on his.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Getting ready for one of our nights out is like a military operation.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34I'll try anything once to make me look even more beautiful.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Having my eyebrows and eyeliner tattooed is great because I wake up and I'm made up.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42When I do drag, I'm called Coleen Smellybean.
0:02:42 > 0:02:48But before I can unleash it onto the streets of Liverpool, I have to get my nails done.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- After all, girls love to have fun. - Ow!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Next it's the teeth.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55There's enough people walking round with yellow teeth.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58We'd rather die than be part of that clan.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Ta-ra.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03I think everyone should walk around with a bit of make-up on.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Why walk around looking pasty
0:03:05 > 0:03:07when you can slap a bit of make-up on
0:03:07 > 0:03:10and look like you've just been on holiday.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15We are actually petrified to get a make under
0:03:15 > 0:03:18but it's just all our friends and family
0:03:18 > 0:03:20want us to tone down a tiny bit.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Sister, sister.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Natalie is great to go out with, we have such a good time
0:03:26 > 0:03:31and everyone is drawn to her because she's got such a big personality and big, false boobs.
0:03:31 > 0:03:37Let's face it, we are the wildest brother and sister in Liverpool and we know how to party.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Hiya, POD.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49If you can make under the Rooneys, then you must be a loony.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51You've got another think coming.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Hello, guys, how are you today? - I'm fine.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Who is this little one? - This is Trouble.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I have the feeling all three of you are trouble.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Is it about going out and grabbing attention?- Yes.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08What do you do to grab that attention...
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Apart from you, it's pretty obvious what you do, Stephen!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Natalie, tell me how you get attention when you go out.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18I used to get my boobs out at every opportunity.
0:04:18 > 0:04:24- So this is what you are known for or are infamous for. - We like to cause havoc.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29How are you going to control POD, because she's got a bit of an attitude problem.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34POD mustn't know about our attitude problem because we can give as good as we get.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Good luck and I will see you on the other side.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47SHE SCREAMS
0:04:47 > 0:04:52I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I'm Natalie and you've just given me a pure fright!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56And I'm Coleen Smellybean.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Coleen who?- Do you not think I look like Coleen Nolan?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03You look more like Kat Slater, but my data banks to tell me
0:05:03 > 0:05:07you have a famous cousin who is married to another Coleen.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Not that I know of.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Maybe this familiar face might jog your memory, dear.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Any name coming to mind?- No.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Maybe some of your fakery might help.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Oh, my POD, I can see the family resemblance!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Sod off, POD.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Natalie, I can see you are lacking in manners as well as good taste.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31While, Stephen, you have scored an own goal with your WAG wannabe look.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I do look sensational.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Stephen, do you even own a mirror?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38That wig is the worst thing to come out of Liverpool since the shell-suit.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- It's not a wig!- That's the funniest thing POD's heard in years.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46How much does it cost for the two of you to look so cheap?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50It does cost a lot, but it's better to look a million dollars, isn't it?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54And with boobs like that, I'm surprised you have not gone bust.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- How big are they?- They are a 30J, but they are going bigger.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Maybe Wayne's balls will give you the size you're after.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Wow - I'd love those!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Stephen, you look like YOU want to get your hands on Wayne's balls as well.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Don't you think they look beautiful?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14POD is showing those balls the red card.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Where have they gone?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18That size was just perfect for me.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Natalie, you are boob obsessed.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Why do you like getting your baps out like a baker in a bread shop?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I was born to stand out.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Shall we find out if the public think you stand out?- Go for it.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Run phase one...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Based on your current look,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38we asked if people would like to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40What do you think they said?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- What would you say? - Come head, our Natalie. Just press.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Snog.- Play.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Definitely avoid.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Avoid.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Definitely avoid
0:06:52 > 0:06:56because she looks like a handful.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59They are quite a handful.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Natalie, please stop feeling your fun bags.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03POd also posed the question to
0:07:03 > 0:07:06ex-Emmerdale and Hollyoaks star, Alex Carter.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08What do you think he said?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I think snog because he looks like he wants a real woman.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15REAL being the operative word, Stephen. Play.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Well, I live in Liverpool and I've avoided them so far.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I will continue to avoid them.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Of all the people we spoke to, no one wanted to marry you.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30But a whopping 95% wanted to avoid you.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33How do you feel about the public analysis?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35What does analysis mean?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38In your case, it means things have got to change.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Are you both ready for my verdict? - Yeah.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44With the fake hair, tacky talons and tattooed make-up,
0:07:44 > 0:07:49you are both going to have my...
0:07:49 > 0:07:51What do you think about that?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- I'm natural! - We are actually natural, aren't we?
0:07:54 > 0:07:58You look as natural as a fish in a frock at a fancy-dress party(!)
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Fairly clever. - Run phase two, deep cleanse.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Shall we say a prayer?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Only POD can save you now.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Please put on your deep cleanse uniform and cover up that awful hair.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Do you know what, the simplest thing is so difficult.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Fix that at the back.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20POD is very touched to see you look out for each other.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Stephen, it's too small! - My hair doesn't fit under.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27My natural hair, what I grew for four years, does not fit under this.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31All the more reason to run the make under.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34In three, two, one.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50I'm sorry but can you hurry up and let us go so I can get out of this?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Stephen, how do you think your sister looks as a natural beauty?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56She looks ridiculous.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Just what every family should have, a supportive brother.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Natalie, what do you think of Stephen?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I preferred him with the long hair. It's a shock.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08It's going to take you another four years or so to get that back.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Previously we asked the public if they would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Shall we find out what they said now?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'm not really bothered what the public think.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21POD will take that as a yes. Play.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Probably snog because he looks quite fun.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I would marry her because she looks like a fun girl and she's pretty fit.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- I'd snog him. - Did you get anyone's numbers for me?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35POD got one number, Stephen, and that was a massive 100% of the public
0:09:35 > 0:09:38who wanted to snog or marry you.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Would you like to hear your natural beauty data?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Not really because I can guarantee that I'll never be using it.
0:09:45 > 0:09:52POD is going to give you your natural beauty data anyway, just in case you grow up and realise POD knows best.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Make-up. Apply bronzing powder with a large brush for a warm glow
0:09:56 > 0:09:59without needing loads of foundation.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Fashion - a draped cardigan will flatter a top-heavy frame.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Hair - darker colours complement the eyes
0:10:08 > 0:10:11and the pony-tail gives a young, fresh look.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14SHE YAWNS Oi!
0:10:14 > 0:10:19- Has that stopped?- Have you at least enjoyed your make under experience?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Yes, we have enjoyed it.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26POD suspects you will all be going back to your fake wearing ways.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Yeah. Probably by tomorrow we'll be back to ourselves.
0:10:30 > 0:10:36POD is sorry that you can't see the advantages of natural beauty, and so I bid you farewell.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41- Thank you very much.- Bye, POD! - Bye, POD!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I'm hoping to be happy with Natalie and Stephen's new look.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53If they like it themselves they will be happy.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Let's see what they look like!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, my God!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Let's have a look.- Don't we look ridiculous?- You look gorgeous.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Stephen jeans and shoes look nice and his hair and that.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15He looks all right actually, apart from the cardie.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19I like the hair colour. Don't like the style, it makes her look too old.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Maybe if it was straightened, she had the straighteners on it.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Maybe it's just where it's snatched back or whatever.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Cheers, POD, for trying and failing.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Stephen and Natalie looked a lot less Rooney tunes, but will they keep up the new look?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Find out later. All families like to make their money go a bit further nowadays,
0:11:39 > 0:11:43so luckily for you I've been out finding some beauty tips that might just help.
0:11:45 > 0:11:51We are all guilty of it, we get a new mascara and automatically we start pumping, pumping.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Stop, because you can get air in your mascara
0:11:53 > 0:11:56and it fills with bacteria, which can lead to eye infections.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Not a good look for anybody! It should be more of a gentle twist.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Even better, if you can get a little mascara brush and pop it on their instead...
0:12:06 > 0:12:11Use that and it will prolong the life of your mascara.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Perfect.
0:12:16 > 0:12:23Next up are two cousins from Bolton who share a passion for fishnets, fake fur and all things fluorescent.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25You might want to prepare yourself!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Hi, I'm Tricia, the pink fairy. I'm 23.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39I'm Wanda, I'm 23. We are clubbing cousins from Bolton.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43I feel like I am the sun and I stand out and shine on everyone.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47We are not just cousins, we are good mates as well.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49We love going out together and having a laugh.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54My style is basically glamour model but it just never looks right.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56It normally takes them about 90 minutes to get ready,
0:12:56 > 0:12:59messing about, pampering themselves.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01The one who looks the brightest is the best.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I just like looking nearly as bizarre as her.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10That's what I like about Wanda, she is extreme, more extreme than me.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12That's what I like about her.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14When people say make-up's heavy...
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I don't know what they mean, like.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I love dressing up, getting all the sparkles on.
0:13:20 > 0:13:26- We love wearing our fluffies and fishnets.- It makes you feel woo! - All eyes on you.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28A make under would do them good.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32I'd like to see them dressed more mature and they would probably act it as well.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36# I just want more and more! #
0:13:36 > 0:13:39DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- BOTH:- POD, we're not shoddy.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46It's going to take a while to change this style.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Hello, gorgeous girls.- Hiya, Jenny.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55So, is it all about the pink and the fishnets?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Fishnets and fluffies, I think mainly.- Fishnets and fluffies.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03- How much attention do you get off the boys dressed like this?- Plenty!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Do you think you'll still get the same attention with a toned down look?
0:14:06 > 0:14:10I don't think so, but it might help me get better boyfriends.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13So, are you two nervous about meeting POD?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I'm just worried about getting in a fight with her, cos she says some horrible things to some girls.
0:14:17 > 0:14:23She is rather feisty, but I've got a feeling you two are going to be just fine!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I'll see you two on the other side. Mwah!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Who are you?- I'm Tricia.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- I'm Wanda.- You're scary and hairy.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47What on earth are you dressed as? Neon Barbies from hell?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You must be looking at her!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52POD is trying not to look at either of you, it hurts my lens.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55I think we look really good.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- POD disagrees.- I've seen worse.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Again, that would have to be a big N-O.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04My fake detector is about to go into meltdown. List your fakery.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Eyelashes, nails...
0:15:08 > 0:15:10tan, plenty of it.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Not that much as her, though.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Glitter.- Wig.- Yeah, bit of hair.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18The only way all that would look good is in the dark.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Switching to night vision.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Oh! Oh!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24I take it back.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27You're making me look stupid, POD.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30You really don't need my help. POD has seen quite enough.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33How long does it take you to look this ridiculous?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I'd say a couple of hours. It takes this one a day,
0:15:36 > 0:15:38you know, to cover up all them cracks.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43That's a long time to make yourselves look like a pair of yetis in fishnets.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46POD calculates that with that fake mermaid hair
0:15:46 > 0:15:48and those fishnet tights, there's only one thing
0:15:48 > 0:15:50you're going to hook on a night out.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52And what's that?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Ergh! - THEY LAUGH
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Do you like your catch of the day? - Hey, I've caught a good one here.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Look at this, how big this one is, POD!- I've not done bad.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05POD is confident that if you were to cast aside all that fakery,
0:16:05 > 0:16:08you might reel in something a whole lot tastier.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- That was disgusting! - So is your look.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Do people approve of your appearance? - Absolutely.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Shall we find out?- Oh, yes.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Run phase one...
0:16:22 > 0:16:26I asked the public, would you snog, marry or avoid these girls.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28What do you think they said?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I reckon avoid.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Well, that's one thing you've got right! Play.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I'd avoid, at all costs.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39They're scary, no. I'd avoid.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I would definitely avoid both of them.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46It's like the world's worst threesome could ever happen.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Did anyone actually say they'd snog us or marry us?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52A few, but I'm afraid, girls,
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- a whopping 95% of the public wanted to avoid you.- 95?!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59POD also asked celebrity columnist Joe Mott
0:16:59 > 0:17:01if he'd snog, marry or avoid you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Would you like to know what he said? - Yeah.- Yeah.- Play.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06I'd avoid these two.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08They look like they've had an accident in a fake tan factory.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11That's good. At least we know we've got enough tan on.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Yeah, I was worried I was looking a bit pale.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Tricia, you need your eyes testing.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18However, POD thinks that underneath all that fakery,
0:17:18 > 0:17:21there are two natural beauties trying to break out.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Oh, that's nice, isn't it? - Are you ready for my verdict?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Yeah.- Yeah.- With your locks, lashes, and layers of orange,
0:17:28 > 0:17:30you look like something the tide washed in.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35You'll go from frightening the fishes to a pair of tasty dishes with my...
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Are you excited?- Very.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Time to run phase two...
0:17:43 > 0:17:46As you are a pair of ravers, POD would like to see you getting jiggy
0:17:46 > 0:17:48removing those awful wiggies.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Yay! Got it!- Oh, my God.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55POD computes your make-up is also a bit Pete Tong,
0:17:55 > 0:17:59so please put on your deep cleanse uniforms and get wiping.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh, my word.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I'm a right scrubber, me!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08POD's monitors show a distinct tide mark around your chin.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10That's the self tan, that, POD.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Well, keep it to yourself.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Before POD completes the programme, please tell me, what's the best thing
0:18:16 > 0:18:18that can happen following your new natural look?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Looking more stunning and then I get a boyfriend.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23With POD, anything is possible.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Run the make-under in three, two, one...
0:18:37 > 0:18:42- Oh, my God.- Oh, I've got sparkles. - Hey, look at your shoes!
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Well, girls, what do you think of your fabulous new look?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Shocked. Really, really shocked.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49I like my hair. I really like my hair.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- And what do you think of each other? - Tricia looks good. I like Tricia.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- You look good!- Tricia looks well good.- I think she looks stunning.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Do you think this new look might net you a boyfriend?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03We certainly will, Tricia.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Earlier, 95% of the public said they'd avoid you.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Shall we find out what they said now?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- I haven't got a clue, but I'm dying to find out.- I'd snog.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Possibly marriage material.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17I'd snog the taller of the two, she's more my height.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I'd definitely snog both of them, both very good-looking girls.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Oh, that's really nice!
0:19:24 > 0:19:28In fact, of all the people we asked, the majority wanted to marry you.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Yes! - And the rest wanted to snog you.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh, that's better than avoid.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Here is your natural beauty data.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Hair, go for effortless glamour with a sweeping up-do.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Make-up, softly blending brown shadow around the lash line of the eyes
0:19:46 > 0:19:48will make them pop with colour.
0:19:48 > 0:19:53Fashion, flatter a pear-shaped frame with a tulip shaped dress.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58POD is proud to proclaim that the make-under has been a total triumph.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01You've gone from fishnet felons to stylish sirens.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04You've made us look really, really good.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05POD completely agrees.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, that's a change, POD!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11POD hopes that your DayGlo days are done. Goodbye, girls.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Bye, POD.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23I feel really excited to see Wanda and Tricia with a make-under.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Bloody hell! Wow!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32You're wearing a dress, both of you!
0:20:32 > 0:20:33THEY LAUGH
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- How are you doing?- Fine.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Wow, that's all I need to say.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45I'm absolutely shocked that I've seen them both in a dress.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49New outfit, knew hair, new look. Fantastic.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52People are going to be shocked when they see our new look, I think.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- They are.- They're not even going to think it's us.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I think the girls will probably keep it up when they go out, as they look a lot more presentable.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05So, if anyone wants to buy my rave outfits, they're on sale.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14At least Tricia and Wanda won't have to fish for compliments any more,
0:21:14 > 0:21:16but will they keep the new looks or throw them back?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18We'll find out later. And while we're on the subject,
0:21:18 > 0:21:23we've been trawling the nation for the best beauty tips and we've actually reeled in quite a few.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29My little secret for spots is a bit of toothpaste will dry them out.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32My tip is, for clear skin, drink lots of water.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Anybody with spots,
0:21:33 > 0:21:35take some advice.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Put vodka on your zits!
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Earlier on, we met Stephen and Natalie, who certainly gave POD a run for her money.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Have they kept their new looks, or have they gone back to their very over-the-top ways?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Let's find out. Well, clean, smelly bean, gone for good?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Definitely not gone for good. I just put her to bed for a bit.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Natalie, you weren't happy with the make-under that POD give you,
0:21:58 > 0:22:02so you've given yourself a make-under today. Talk me through it.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05My nails aren't as long, I haven't got as much make-up on
0:22:05 > 0:22:07or as many eyelashes.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09And I've got flat shoes on as well.
0:22:09 > 0:22:15In POD's defence here, I will say, your version of a make-under isn't that made under.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16SHE LAUGHS
0:22:16 > 0:22:17DOG GROWLS
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Oh, Trouble, don't you start! I think it's fair to say that POD has failed with this mission.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24So, I'm really sorry, POD, but didn't work.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Have you got a message for her? - Better luck next time, sucker!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29SHE GIGGLES
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Here on Snog, Marry, Avoid,
0:22:38 > 0:22:42we like to think of ourselves as one, big happy family.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46We completely understand when people band themselves together in urban tribes.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It seems an awful lot of them have one foot in Japan.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53It would appear one man's minger is another man's Manga.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I am POD.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Who are you?- I'm Pixel Dot.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Which are you, a pixel or a dot?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09I am both, I am more, I am greater.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Greater than what? - Greater than you, POD.- Incorrect.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15POD could pummel your pixels any day.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Are you sure about that, POD?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- I don't like you, POD.- I don't like that chain around your neck.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26You sense of style has really gone down the plughole.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27POD, you're very rude!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30You look more cartoon zero than cartoon hero.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32What's inspired this look?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I would say Japanese street fashion.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39It's a random assortment of bright colours.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Ah, konichiwa, Pixel Dot.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Have you come all the way from the land of the rising sun?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47I come from a universe beyond the stars.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I hope you've got a return ticket.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51What is this universe called?
0:23:51 > 0:23:55It's the pixel universe, of course.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58That explains why you look a bit alien.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00What is your role in the pixel universe?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03My role is to come to planets like this,
0:24:03 > 0:24:07and to bring colour and love to all the people within it.
0:24:07 > 0:24:13Ancient POD proverb says, he who dress bright, dress very dim.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15This is how I dress.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17It makes me feel comfortable.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Pixel, you're in need of a style fixel and I can't wait to put you
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- through my make-under programme. - You're not going to defeat me, POD.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27I'm going to continue to dress like this.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I'm just going to become brighter and brighter...
0:24:30 > 0:24:36Pixel Dot, what's happening to you? I've not finished with you yet!
0:24:36 > 0:24:41Who are you? Are you part of Pixel Dot's dotty dynasty?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43No. My name's Amber.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Hello, Amber. Since Pixel has popped off,
0:24:46 > 0:24:50I'd like to hear more about your Japanese-inspired look.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- It's Ganguro.- Gang what? - It's Ganguro.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57So you belong to the Boy Scouts?
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- No, it's a Japanese style. - Please explain.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04It's Japanese girls imitating Californian girls,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07but it's gone a bit extreme, you could say.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09And where are you from?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I'm from Coventry.
0:25:11 > 0:25:17A Coventry girl, copying a Japanese girl, copying a Californian girl?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Something has got lost in translation, dear.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23What do you have around your eyes?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I've put white all round my eyes.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29I've put a white strip down my nose, and I've kind of...
0:25:29 > 0:25:32tanned my face up a little bit, so it comes out a bit more.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Is that because you're a fan of '80s legend Adam Ant?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40No. They're tanned, so when the light reflects off them,
0:25:40 > 0:25:42they have a little bit of white.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47- Does the Ganguro look demand that you walk around with Japanese cutlery in your hair?- These?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49They're chopsticks.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Is that for when you fancy gyoza on the go?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Yeah, doesn't everyone?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You look more minging than Ming Dynasty.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Come on, outside the box a little bit? No?
0:26:00 > 0:26:05POD would rather be carried away in a box before I let your Ganguros on me.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Are you ready for my verdict? - Go on then.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Wise Buddha POD say when it comes to natural beauty,
0:26:12 > 0:26:15you are a few bonsai short of a forest.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Since your Ying is not in tune with my Yang,
0:26:17 > 0:26:21I will have to reject you from my make-under programme.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Fair enough.- Sayonara, Amber.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Goodbye.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Earlier on the show, we met crazy neon clubbing cousins
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Tricia and Wanda, and POD turned them into beautiful, stunning natural beauties.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39But have they kept it up, or have they gone back to their neon ways?
0:26:39 > 0:26:43- Let's meet them and find out. Hello, girls.- Hello, Jenny.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Right, first things first, you, young lady, too much blusher!
0:26:47 > 0:26:52- Did you not like it?- I did like it, but it's just not me, really.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I prefer me glitter and that.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57How long did it take you to go back? Because this isn't real.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59I feel lost without me essentials.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03I can't do short hair. It was just a bit too plain for me.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07So, Tricia, tell me what's happened to you since the make-under?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08I met a new boyfriend.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12On our first date, I kept to the look and he said I looked very sexy.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17Ooh! Over all, I think it's a huge success, especially you, Tricia.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Do you want to give a message to POD?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Thank you very much, POD, for the make-under.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Thank you for helping me find a new man.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Wanda, we'll have a chat when the cameras are off.
0:27:32 > 0:27:37Well done, POD. I think their family albums are going to look a lot nicer after this.
0:27:37 > 0:27:42I should think so. It's nice to round up some black sheep and return them to their family fold.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45You are sheer genius.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48I astound myself sometimes, I really do.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51But these are family get-togethers really take it out of you.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Oh, poor POD. It sounds like you need some downtime.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57It's time for you to POD off.
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