0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Where are my rock stars? Where are my pop stars? # Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# We're gonna party like a rock star... #
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Welcome to another podding brilliant episode of Snog, Marry, Avoid,
0:00:18 > 0:00:24the show that boldly goes where no others have gone before.
0:00:24 > 0:00:29We delve into the depths of your makeup bag, take your false tan, false lashes and false hair
0:00:29 > 0:00:35and zap them all into a big black hole. It's our mission to restore natural beauty to the universe.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Bonjour, POD. 'ow are we today?
0:00:51 > 0:00:59- Bonjour yourself, Frost. What's with the French?- I'm showing our European neighbours what we are best at.
0:00:59 > 0:01:06- Cricket. Queuing. Moaning. - No, it's wearing too much makeup and far too few clothes.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11- Coming up on tonight's show. - Sexy! Whoo!
0:01:11 > 0:01:18People do take a double look. They see me in a wheelchair, then look again and think, "She's sexy!"
0:01:18 > 0:01:24- A Lancashire lass who needs to act her age, not her dress size. - Cup of tea, anyone?
0:01:24 > 0:01:29And someone who turns his back on the straight-laced look.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- Zut alors!- I couldn't have said it better myself, POD.
0:01:34 > 0:01:40- Ready for another culture shock? - Mais oui.- Bonne chance. I think you're gonna need it.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Whoo!
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Hi, my name's Allyson, I'm 30 years old and I'm from Caerphilly.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52I like everything that's super fake, super glamorous and super sexy.
0:01:52 > 0:01:58I don't care what other people say. I've always worn tutus, fishnet tops and fancy dress.
0:01:58 > 0:02:04And I just like to look a bit different, you know. I'm not a fashion follower.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07If you look nice, you feel nice.
0:02:07 > 0:02:14I love to have my Botox done. I think it's my priority. I couldn't live without it!
0:02:14 > 0:02:19'I don't feel sexy if I've got a wrinkly forehead.'
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Ah!
0:02:20 > 0:02:27'I don't mind being 30, but I don't want to look 30. If I could, I'd freeze my whole face!'
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Bye!- Take care!- You, too!
0:02:30 > 0:02:35'I like to look in the mirror and think, "Phwoar! Look at you."'
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Whoo!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39To the beach!
0:02:39 > 0:02:44'People do take a double look when they see me in the street.'
0:02:44 > 0:02:49They see me in a wheelchair, then look again and think, "She's sexy!"
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Tiny tops, small skirts. I mean...
0:02:54 > 0:02:58She reveals a little bit too much, I think.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03Why should you have to wear bad clothes just because you're in a wheelchair?
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- It would be interesting to see her dress down.- I'll make an impression.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Maybe a bit more conservative.
0:03:11 > 0:03:17'I think I'm sending out a positive message that people who are disabled are still people
0:03:17 > 0:03:19'and we still look good.'
0:03:20 > 0:03:23SHE WOLF WHISTLES
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Sexy! Whoo!
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Look, POD, I challenge you to make me look better than this.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Cos I don't think that you could.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Whooo!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Hello, Allyson.- Hi.- How are you today?- I'm all right, yeah.
0:03:42 > 0:03:50Tell me when your obsession with tutus and wings and all things glittery started.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54I think it started when I was in my mid-20s and I just loved them.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59People stare. First they're looking because I'm in a wheelchair.
0:03:59 > 0:04:05- Then they look at me because I'm just sexy. - I think people don't expect that,
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- to see somebody in a wheelchair that is openly sexual.- Yeah.
0:04:09 > 0:04:15I've had men come up to me because I looked like a good girl. Good at being bad!
0:04:15 > 0:04:20You said you recently turned 30. You want to maybe tone down a bit?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24When I was younger, I thought, "When I'm 30, I'll wear a certain thing."
0:04:24 > 0:04:31Maybe I need some guidance to what I should... Not what I should look like,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- but to look a bit better. - So you'll meet POD soon.
0:04:34 > 0:04:41- How are you feeling about that? - I'm hoping we might get on. I'm half-machine, might have rapport.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I don't think that's going to work.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- No?- She's not going to be able to see past the lashes.- Do you think?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I am POD. Who are you?
0:05:00 > 0:05:05- I'm Allyson. - Did POD get you out of bed?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Hahaha! You DID get me out of bed. How very dare you!
0:05:09 > 0:05:15I thought so. Why else would you look half-dressed? More flesh on show than a butcher's window!
0:05:15 > 0:05:21- Yeah, but my flesh looks good. Everyone should see it.- The world and his wife can see that orange skin.
0:05:21 > 0:05:27It's not orange! It's brown. It's not even that brown. I want to be darker or more orange!
0:05:27 > 0:05:33- Can you make me more orange?- No! But I can turn you into a perfect vision of natural beauty.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- There's no such thing as perfect, but I'm so close it scares me. - Do you own a mirror?
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- I do. Do you own a mirror?- You look like you fell into a makeup bag.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- That's what happened! - Well, that explains a lot.
0:05:48 > 0:05:55- I think it went quite well, though. - Incorrect.- I thought we'd be friends, man. I'm half-machine.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- I thought we'd have a rapport. - POD's social network is for natural beauties.
0:06:00 > 0:06:06- Let yours out and I would happily accept your friend request. - It's just your opinion.
0:06:06 > 0:06:13- You're just one computer. My laptop loves me.- I am the world's only make-under computer.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18- What reaction do you get in the street?- I often get double takes.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23They see the wheelchair, then see I'm incredibly good-looking. "She's hot!"
0:06:23 > 0:06:29And obviously very modest. Are you and your ego ready to hear what people in POD's poll thought?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I was born ready.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35In that case, run Phase One: Public Analysis.
0:06:35 > 0:06:43- POD asked the public if they would like to snog, marry or avoid you. What did they say?- Snog.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Why?- Because I'm just so snoggable. I'm just...beautiful.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52- And I'm a good kisser. - There's that modesty again. Play.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'd probably avoid this girl.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57'I'd snog her. She looks easy.'
0:06:57 > 0:07:02- I would avoid her. She looks like a nutcase.- I am!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Of all the people we asked, 30% said they'd snog you.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- Right.- But a staggering 70% said they'd avoid you.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I'd only snog 30% of the population anyway.
0:07:14 > 0:07:20POD also asked if they thought you were Top Totty, Too Tarty or Totally Trashy.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Too Tarty, I think they said.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Play.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- She's too tarty.- Too tarty.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Top totty. She seems pretty cool.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- Oh, that's sweet. - It's a good job you're sitting down.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- 60% of the public thought you were Too Tarty.- You can't be too tarty.
0:07:40 > 0:07:46Tarts are lovely in a cake shop. If you don't want to be on the shelf, natural beauty is always best.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50I think I'm already a natural beauty. I just maybe need a little help.
0:07:50 > 0:07:56- At last we're in agreement. Are you ready for my verdict?- OK.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Your short skirts and revealing corsets are far too trashy.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04You will have my Too Tarty to Top Totty Make-under.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09- I hope you achieve what you want to achieve.- Run the make-under!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12In three, two, one...
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh, my God.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24- Look at all my hair.- What do you think of the natural new you?
0:08:25 > 0:08:31I like the makeup. The hair will take a bit of getting used to, but it's OK.
0:08:31 > 0:08:38- The dress is tragic. - POD computes you look more grown-up and very sophisticated.
0:08:38 > 0:08:45- Just because I'm 30 doesn't mean I have to dress like I'm 30. A bit tighter there...- Stop it!
0:08:46 > 0:08:52- Yeah, I'm hiding my bust. You know? - POD isn't hiding it. POD simply isn't advertising it.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Hahaha!
0:08:53 > 0:08:59Before, 70% of the public wanted to avoid you. Do you want to know what they say now?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- I may as well.- Play.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07I'd marry her. She's attractive, great smile, great eyes.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11'I think I'd snog her. You can't tell about marriage material.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14'By her looks, definitely snog.'
0:09:14 > 0:09:20- Definitely snog, maybe marry. I definitely wouldn't avoid her.- OK.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24With your new look, 90% of the public want to snog you.
0:09:24 > 0:09:31- You are now a fine filly from Caerphilly.- I'll take that as a compliment.- Here is your data.
0:09:32 > 0:09:39Hair - the shorter length shows off your toned shoulders, while flattering your features.
0:09:39 > 0:09:47Makeup - soft golds and bronzes across the top of the lids makes your blue eyes stand out.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's different.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53I've never...seen myself dressed like this ever!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57And I don't think I'll ever see myself dressed like this again!
0:09:57 > 0:10:03POD thinks it's time we parted company, on the understanding that this was a partial success.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Goodbye.- Bye!
0:10:10 > 0:10:18I am a bit nervous about Chris's reaction. I'm hoping that he's going to be on my side!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Oh, wow.- Wow?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- What are you wowing at? - You look good!- Really?- Yeah!
0:10:27 > 0:10:33- Are you blind? - More sophisticated.- Thank you. I don't look sexy in it.
0:10:33 > 0:10:39- Yes, sexier, but in a more sophisticated way.- You're mad. - No, it suits you. It's a good look.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44I think POD's done a really good job.
0:10:46 > 0:10:52I think that people should have the POD experience. A lot of people get stuck in a rut with their looks
0:10:52 > 0:10:56and the way they dress. My personality will never change.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01You can make me under, make me over, I'm still going to be me underneath.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09I thought Allyson looked gorgeous. Maybe her new look will grow on her.
0:11:09 > 0:11:16First, I've been searching the country for your top tanning tips. No Katie Prices need apply.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- Don't exercise within a few hours of applying fake tan.- It gets streaky.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- Moisturise your elbows, knees, toes and fingertips.- Or you go orange.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Also don't use white bed sheets.
0:11:31 > 0:11:38Mix a glass of vodka and lemon juice in a cup, get a cotton wool pad and then wipe it off.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45Next up is somebody who wants to be taken seriously as a businesswoman.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50It might help if she loses a bit of pink and gains a few clothes.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Hello. I'm Verena Twigg and I'm 32.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06I do what I want, wear what I want, say what I want, whenever I want,
0:12:06 > 0:12:10because I don't believe it is doing any harm to you.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Who wants to sink into the background? Love it or hate it,
0:12:14 > 0:12:20there's nothing wrong with making an effort with what you look like.
0:12:20 > 0:12:26Would I ever consider going to the shop wearing anything other than pink or glamorous?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Most definitely not.
0:12:29 > 0:12:36Every day is a fancy dress day and I feel a lot more confident if I've got cleavage showing
0:12:36 > 0:12:40and a bit of leg showing. It just makes me feel a lot more confident.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's good to turn heads.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Cup of tea, anyone?
0:12:45 > 0:12:51And when I go out for dinner, I like to really go for it. Why not? You only live once.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Hello.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Enjoy your sausage and chips.- Bye!
0:12:57 > 0:13:04Oh, God. Life is too short and girls out there, basically, just enjoy it. Wear what you want.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's no big deal.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Three years ago I set up my own modelling agency,
0:13:15 > 0:13:22just because I am getting a little bit older and it's time to maybe keep the clothes on a little more.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27In my business, there is a lot of younger girls. I love it.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32It makes me feel 22. I'm not ready to feel 32.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37I think POD might scream when she sees Verena!
0:13:37 > 0:13:41She has a lot of work! Cheeky bloody bugger!
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Whoo!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Let's party!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# I'll take you there Disco, disco, disco
0:13:50 > 0:13:56# I'll take you there Let's go, let's go, let's go
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Disco, disco, disco, disco I'll take you there... #
0:14:03 > 0:14:07POD, I'm happy the way I am. Just try and change me.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Mwah! Bye!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Hello, gorgeous Verena. How are you? - I'm really well, thank you.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- You're very bright and lovely. - Pink to make the boys wink!
0:14:17 > 0:14:22- You go out clubbing with girls who are a bit younger than you, don't you?- I do, yes.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26But you are dressing the same as these whippersnappers.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31I like to be over the top, outrageous, in your face. I just want to have fun.
0:14:31 > 0:14:38Do you think that there is an age when you think it's time to start dressing a bit more age-appropriate?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42You could be right with that. A few of my friends have said,
0:14:42 > 0:14:46"Why don't you start dressing a little bit more for your age?
0:14:46 > 0:14:53- It's nearly time to go into POD. How are you feeling?- I'm nervous because I'm going to get ripped to bits.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56She might be having an off-day and actually be nice.
0:14:56 > 0:15:03- I don't think so.- Right, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now, so I'll see you on the other side.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07# Isn't she
0:15:07 > 0:15:10# Pretty in pink...? #
0:15:10 > 0:15:16I am POD, the world's one and only personal make-under device. Who are you?
0:15:16 > 0:15:22- I am Verena Twigg.- Just because your name is Twigg, it doesn't mean you have to use wood stain.
0:15:22 > 0:15:28- That's a bit cheeky, isn't it? - Not at all. I compute your skin tone is close to knotty pine.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34You are being cheeky again. I would say this is the perfect colour of tan. I've only got two layers on.
0:15:34 > 0:15:40We'll get to your clothes in a minute, but two layers of tan is two layers too many.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42There you go again, being cheeky.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46I like to wear something that's colourful because life is dull
0:15:46 > 0:15:50and if you wear brighter colours, you're in a better mood for the day.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55You're like a demented cheerleader, but it's not cheered me up.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00I love pink. It's my favourite colour. I think every day should have some kind of pink in it.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05Pink isn't always a thing of beauty. For example...
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- I know, but pigs are cute. - They also eat their own poo.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Here's something else that's pink.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16A teaspoon twice a day will stop feelings of nausea.
0:16:16 > 0:16:23- Is that for the pig or is it for me? - It's for people who have to look at you with all that fakery on.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Oh, that is an absolute insult, POD. How dare you!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31POD has to be cruel to be kind.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Where have they gone?
0:16:35 > 0:16:39The same place as your natural beauty - into the unknown.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42POD can see you were once a naturally beautiful "Twigg-let".
0:16:42 > 0:16:46That is a very natural picture. I didn't wear much make-up then.
0:16:46 > 0:16:52- Why do you slap it on with a trowel now?- It's just there's so much you can do with yourself nowadays,
0:16:52 > 0:16:56so much options out there for make-up and fake tan.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01- Just because you can doesn't mean you should. - Well, I think you're wrong.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- Then why have you come before POD for a make-under?- Because I should be acting like my age.
0:17:06 > 0:17:12- So you agree that you should be acting your age, not your dress size.- POD, you are just rude.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17There's only you saying that. Thousands of other people aren't saying that.
0:17:17 > 0:17:24- Only because you haven't asked them yet.- Well, in my world, in my head, everybody likes me, yes.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Time to find out if that's true. - I'm ready. Give it to me.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Run phase one - public analysis.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36Based on your current look, I asked the public if they would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39What do you think they said?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43I think that the public have said they want to snog me.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47If you were chocolate, you'd eat yourself, Verena. Play.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I'd avoid her.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53She looks a tiny bit tacky. That's all, really.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58Oh, my God, that is... That is so nowhere near the truth whatsoever.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03I would avoid her. She just looks a little bit too trashy for my liking.
0:18:03 > 0:18:10Well, this actual dress cost a lot of money, so it's definitely not trashy.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Verena, you were robbed.- Avoid that. She looks a bit mannish.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Oh, my God! I've never had that one before.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Of all the people we asked, 10% said they'd snog you.- OK.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27Nobody said they'd marry you and a massive 90% said they'd avoid you.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31I really find that hard to believe. I really, really do.
0:18:31 > 0:18:37POD also asked Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills if he'd snog, marry or avoid you. Play.
0:18:38 > 0:18:43I would avoid like the plague just because it's all wrong.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Well, he can get lost basically because I don't know him,
0:18:47 > 0:18:51so his opinion really doesn't count to me, it doesn't affect me.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Are you ready for my verdict? - Yes, POD.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Twiggy, you need to branch out and turn over a new leaf
0:18:58 > 0:19:03with my Forrest Gump to Blooming Marvellous Make-Under.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08I'm in your hands now, so I'm trusting you to make me look absolutely stunning.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12POD won't let you down. Run phase two - deep cleanse.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14No!
0:19:14 > 0:19:19- My detectors are picking up a lot of fakery. - My, what a big lens you've got, POD!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24All the better to see those horrid hair extensions. Please remove them.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26This is so embarrassing.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Now I'd like to see that Twigg get stripped back to its natural look,
0:19:30 > 0:19:33so please put on your deep-cleanse uniform and get wiping.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- I'm beginning to see a marked improvement.- We'll see, POD.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43Run the make-under in three, two, one...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh, my God!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I actually love it.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Oh! I love it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I don't even look like me. It's weird.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03It's the all new, improved, natural you and you look stunning.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I feel like I look younger. I'm really shocked.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Wiping off all that make-up and tan has wiped away the years.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Your skin looks more radiant. - Thank you very much, POD.
0:20:13 > 0:20:19Previously, 90% of the public wanted to avoid you. Shall we see what they said now?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23I hope it's good news. I can't take any more avoiding and not marrying.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- Play.- Marry her because she's pretty, she's nice.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- The sort of girl you'd want to snog. - I'd snog her cos she's quite fit.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Of all the people we asked, a resounding 100% said they'd either snog or marry you.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Thank you, the British public. That's what I needed to hear.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Here is your natural beauty data.
0:20:44 > 0:20:50Hair - copper-brown will make your skin tone look flawless and your eyes sparkle.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55Clothes - a chiffon sleeve is a suitable way to show skin while staying sophisticated,
0:20:55 > 0:21:00whilst a scoop neck is flattering on a large chest.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04I am going to definitely take away a few of the tips I've learned today.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- That would be music to POD's ears, if I had any. - Thank you very much for having me.
0:21:10 > 0:21:17- Thank you for being made under. POD proclaims it's been a massive success. Goodbye, Verena.- Bye!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26# How you choose to express yourself
0:21:26 > 0:21:31# It's all your own and I can tell it comes naturally... #
0:21:31 > 0:21:33We are feeling really excited.
0:21:33 > 0:21:39- Super-excited about seeing Verena. - I can't wait to see what she looks like.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- She'll pull it off. - She pulls everything off.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46I've seen her in some shocking outfits and she always pulls it off.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51THEY SCREAM
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Hiya, babe!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58What do you think?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Oh, my God, Verena!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Thank you. Cheers!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- My God, you look amazing! - Thank you.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11I think Verena should keep the fringe, definitely keep the fringe.
0:22:11 > 0:22:17I think fringes make you look younger and your face look softer. I really like the fringe.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20But the dress is gorgeous. Really nice.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23It's not "everyday Verena". It's an aspect of her life.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26It's the "office Verena".
0:22:26 > 0:22:30POD, I'm happy that I've made you happy by dressing like this today,
0:22:30 > 0:22:34but I can't 100% promise you that all of it is going to stay.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Cheers.- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47If you'd rather spend money on a new frock than expensive face masks, here's how to make one at home.
0:22:47 > 0:22:53You need half an avocado mashed up because that's full of potassium which is great for youthful skin,
0:22:53 > 0:22:58a tablespoon of honey which kills germs because it's anti-bacterial,
0:22:58 > 0:23:02a tablespoon of natural yogurt because it contains lactic acid
0:23:02 > 0:23:06which is in all the expensive face creams - it's nature's exfoliant.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Right, so you mix that all up
0:23:08 > 0:23:14and there you have one gorgeous, gloopy face mask.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Now for the messy bit. I have to put it all over my face.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22All there is to do now is sit back and wait.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Let's see if this has worked.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38So once you've got it all off, my skin feels much softer.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40That is a brilliant home-made treat,
0:23:40 > 0:23:45I've saved loads of money to buy a new outfit and what's left over I'll have for my tea.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Earlier on, we met the beautiful Allyson and turned her into a natural beauty.
0:23:53 > 0:23:58We took away her tutus, but has she gone back to her naughty fairy ways?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Hello, Allyson.- Hi.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Now, the tutus are back in town. - Yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08I loved your make-under. You looked so beautiful. How did you feel?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12It wasn't tight enough, it wasn't low enough and it wasn't short enough.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- What reaction did you get?- There were quite a few people looking.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20It made me feel good about myself, but I still felt a bit covered up.
0:24:20 > 0:24:26- Overall, did you enjoy your make-under?- Yeah, I enjoyed it all. It was new and interesting.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Have you got a message for the lady herself - POD?
0:24:28 > 0:24:34I'd like to thank you. You've made me realise I don't want to be anything other than what I am.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37So there, POD! You've been told by Allyson.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Next up is a guy who from the front looks a little bit wild and wacky,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48but from the back looks rather strait-laced.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52This one is not for the faint-hearted. You'll see what I mean.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55# Goodbye, cruel world
0:24:55 > 0:24:57# I'm off to join the circus
0:24:57 > 0:24:59# Gonna be... #
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I am POD.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Who are you?
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- I'm Kitty, POD. - You don't look like a cat.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13- I'm not a cat. I can be a cat some days.- Your hair tells me you should be in a circus.
0:25:13 > 0:25:18Yeah, obviously, the blue hair kind of doesn't allow much leeway
0:25:18 > 0:25:21with not looking like a clown.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Aside from looking like a right blue tit, what else is fake about you?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Well, I've got a fair few piercings,
0:25:27 > 0:25:31big, fake eyelashes, fake nails, fake duck.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36- Everything pretty much.- Everyone has a high level of natural beauty.
0:25:36 > 0:25:42- Why are you rejecting yours? - Because I think it's a little bit more interesting and colourful.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- I bring a little bit of sparkle into people's lives.- Incorrect.
0:25:45 > 0:25:50- Have you told me everything that is fake about you?- Yes, POD.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- POD computes you're hiding something.- Is it my back, POD?
0:25:53 > 0:25:58- What in POD's name is that thing? - It's called a corset, POD.
0:25:58 > 0:26:04No, it's called unnatural and unnecessary. Why have you done that to yourself?
0:26:04 > 0:26:10It's kind of mixing clothes and art and fashion and skin and piercings and being different.
0:26:10 > 0:26:16- It's being completely crazy. - I thought you'd appreciate it, POD. - Incorrect.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21POD could never appreciate something that is so wrong and dangerous. How did it get there?
0:26:21 > 0:26:27It was pierced in ring by ring and then laced up.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32POD does not compute. You make it sound like a cosy needlework job,
0:26:32 > 0:26:35rather than the body butchering it really was.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Oh, squeak!
0:26:37 > 0:26:43You should come with a public health warning that continually flashes, "Don't try this at home!"
0:26:43 > 0:26:48I've had it in before and it did grow out. I woke up and I had rings in my bed.
0:26:48 > 0:26:54- So your body has rejected fakery once already.- It's only because I was sleeping on my back, POD.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Don't you think your body was trying to tell you something?
0:26:58 > 0:27:05It's no laughing matter. You're clearly obsessed with extreme body modification and that is no joke.
0:27:05 > 0:27:11- I do love it, POD.- You've walked so far down the road of fakery, you must have blisters on your feet.
0:27:11 > 0:27:16- I do agree, POD. - This makes you a fakery addict of the most extreme nature.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- A make-under could send you cold turkey.- It would.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Therefore, you're rejected from my make-under programme
0:27:23 > 0:27:27- until such time that you can give up your fakery for good.- I'll try, POD.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31I don't want to see that back back here. Goodbye, Kitty.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Bye, POD.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40It was a mixed bag tonight. You win a few, lose a few.
0:27:40 > 0:27:45Remind me to lose corsets from my database. I will never be able to look at another one ever!
0:27:45 > 0:27:50I know. Eugh! Imagine what we'll do when they invent body-zippers.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Don't even joke about it. In fact, zip it!
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Don't get your corsets in a crease. It's time for you to POD off!
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