0:00:04 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Welcome to another blinging episode of the show that asks
0:00:18 > 0:00:21the all-important question - are you a natural beauty?
0:00:21 > 0:00:26And that show is this show - Snog, Marry, Avoid?
0:00:26 > 0:00:32So forget the fake tan, forsake the false eyelashes and forfeit those fake extensions.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Time to chuck them all out and embrace the naturally beautiful you.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Welcome to the fake-free world of the make-under.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53Hello, POD. It feels like ages since I gazed into your beautiful purple lens.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- Well, you know what they say about absence, Jenny Frost. - It makes the heart grow fonder?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00No, it makes the room smell nicer.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02No, that's incense, you twit.
0:01:02 > 0:01:08If you say so. And talking about things getting up your nose, who have we got on today's show?
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Ah, POD, you're in for a treat today, as all of our slap addicts - how shall I put this? -
0:01:13 > 0:01:15well, they're larger than life.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Coming up on tonight's show...
0:01:16 > 0:01:20We've got a six-foot Glamazon with some stand-out assets.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Big is beautiful.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27We'll be meeting a geisha who will be saying sayonara to her old look.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31And we'll be entering the psychedelic world of DJ Funghi.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34And I'm going to show you some fungilicious energy.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37It looks like I've got my work cut out for me today.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Well, you'd better get going, then.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42These slap addicts won't make themselves under, you know.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Bring it on, Frost!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Hello. I'm Zara, I'm 24,
0:01:52 > 0:01:56I'm six foot three, so people call me a bit of a Glamazon.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I like to look a bit tree-ish, like mahogany.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Zara is very high maintenance.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15To look like me, it's really not an easy look, but I'm not just saying this because I think I'm gorgeous.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs, fake lips.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25My weekends are really for me and my girls to go out and have fun.
0:02:25 > 0:02:31The apartment we've got tonight, it's a penthouse one.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Can't wait, should be fun. All fun and games.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Are they done? Whoo-hoo!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Me mum actually said to me once, she was like,
0:02:43 > 0:02:46"Zara, is there still anything left on your body that I gave you?"
0:02:46 > 0:02:48No, not really.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Great.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Done.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Me and my girls, we get like an apartment in town.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Hello, welcome to our pad.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09My mission in life is probably to party, party and party hard.
0:03:09 > 0:03:15It's a good lifestyle. It's good for the girls because we all get ready in the apartments and stuff.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17But it's a waste of money, to be honest.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Is there any ice?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Anything else?- No, that's it, thanks, Jess.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25At the end of the day, some people call this the celebrity lifestyle.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Other people call it, I don't know, whatever.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I call it my lifestyle and that's obviously how I roll.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32POD's definitely got a battle on her hands.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37When I go out with my friends, I always have the best time because their party time is the weekend,
0:03:37 > 0:03:39so they tend to go just a little bit wild.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42ALL: Zara! Whooh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Here come the girls... #
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Don't imitate, innovate.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Try and change? I don't think you can. See ya.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Well, hello, Zara, how are you today?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- All right, thank you.- Can I just say, you're beautiful, gorgeous.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- You're like a big Glamazonian. - Thanks.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Tell me about the attention you get walking around life like this.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Every time I walk somewhere, everyone is like...
0:04:19 > 0:04:20It's like walking into a saloon. It's ridiculous.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Everyone is like, "Look at her!" But I like it, really.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Being a shy, retiring wallflower, which you obviously are...
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Two boob jobs, and you want them bigger?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Yeah, I want massive.- How can you get bigger than this?
0:04:32 > 0:04:37I want them out there, I want them really big but my mum will probably kill me and might disown me,
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- so I'm not going to get them. - You look like you're smuggling two little bald old men.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Now, how are you feeling about meeting POD?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Don't, no, I'm dreading it really bad. I hope she doesn't cut all my hair off.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50What's the worst thing she could do to you?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Take me tan off because I just look like Casper.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57- Apart from that, I think I'll be all right.- Are you going to put up a fight to defend your spray tanning?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm ready to take POD on.
0:04:59 > 0:05:05Right, beautiful Zara, queen of the Glamazonians, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07and I'll see you, beautiful, on the other side.
0:05:15 > 0:05:21I am POD, the world's one and only make-under device. Who are you?
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Hi, POD, I'm Zara.- Do you play for the Harlem Globetrotters?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Who are they? - They're basketball players.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30No, I really don't.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33You seem to have their basketballs stuck under your chin.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37What? They aren't basketballs, they're me boobs.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39How big are those boobs?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42They're a 34 double J.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44How far down the alphabet are you planning to go?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Maybe Z.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49So you'd be known as Zara with the Z-sized knockers?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Do those balls ever give you bother? - Sometimes I get food stuck down there, like.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59You could fit a three-course meal down that cleavage.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Oh, you're funny, POD. - Not as funny as your skin tone.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- I'm a beautiful colour, POD. - Beautiful for a basketball.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Basketball? That's orange. I'm not orange.- POD disagrees.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Aside from your radioactive glow, what else is fake about you?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- My hair colour.- One.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18No need to count them, POD.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- My weave.- Two.- My eyelashes. - Three.- I had my lips done.- Four.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- And a bit of Botox.- Five.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- And my boobs.- Six.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- And my fake tan.- Seven.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31For POD's sake, stop! Before we go into double digits,
0:06:31 > 0:06:35are you not happy with what Mother Nature gave you?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Well, yeah, I'm happy with what nature gave me.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40But everyone needs a little boost now and then, POD.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42You've been boosted to the back of beyond.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49I'd like to set POD a challenge - make me under, then I'll be a very happy girl.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54POD accepts your challenge. But first we need to run phase one - public analysis.
0:06:54 > 0:07:00Based on your current look, we asked the public if they would like to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- What do you think they said?- Erm...
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Snog.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Play.- I'd definitely avoid this girl because she's orange as a baked bean.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I don't look like a baked bean.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'd avoid this person. She looks a little bit scary.
0:07:15 > 0:07:22I'd avoid her because she looks completely fake, over the top, too much on show.
0:07:22 > 0:07:29In fact, of all the people we spoke to, no one said they would marry you, and 70% said they would avoid you.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I think you're lying.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36I think you're in denial. POD also asked the public if they woke up next to you,
0:07:36 > 0:07:39would they make love to you, make you a cuppa, make a run for it.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43They'd better not have said make a run for it or else I'll be dead annoyed.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Make love to her, I'd say.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51If I woke up next to her I'd make a run for it. I think that would definitely be a mistake.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55I'd definitely make love to her, then I'd make her a cuppa, and then I'd probably make love to her again.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I think I'd be kind and make her a cuppa, and then make a run for it.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Of all the people we asked, 20% would actually make love to you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Only 20%?
0:08:05 > 0:08:1030% would make you a cuppa while 50% would grab their trainers and run.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Really don't know who you've been asking.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17The truth hurts, and thanks to your skin tone, so does my lens.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Are you ready for my verdict?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Go easy on me, POD.
0:08:21 > 0:08:28Your horrendous hair, terrible tan and blown up boobs are causing my fake detectors to go into overdrive.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30So you're going to have my High Rise Horror
0:08:30 > 0:08:32to Penthouse Princess makeunder.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34That sounds quite good, though. I'd like to be that.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Well, not until you've scrubbed off all that slap.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Run phase two - deep cleanse.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Now, get wiping.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52You could wipe that onto a fence to protect it for years.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Whatever, POD.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55One of your puppies is trying to escape.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58You need them on a shorter leash.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01See, I just can't tame them.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- POD can see your natural beauty is beginning to shine through. Can't you?- I really can't.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I don't know what you're looking at.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Up until five minutes ago, I didn't know what I was looking at, either.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16What will you do once I give you a more naturally beautiful look?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19If it looks better than my old one, I'll keep it.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24POD will hold you to that. Run the makeunder, in three, two, one!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh, my God.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Zara, you're uncharacteristically quiet.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42I like the outfit but I need some more make-up on. Where's me eyelashes, POD?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Those lashes have fluttered away to fakery heaven.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47No!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I do like it. I like my hair, actually. It looks quite nice.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Previously, 70% of the public wanted to avoid you.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Would you like to know what they said now?- Go on, hit me with it.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Play.- Probably snog her.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01She's not a bad-looking girl if I saw her on a night out.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Snog.- Good marriage material, wife material.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Marry.
0:10:06 > 0:10:12Of all the people POD polled, a promising 90% said they would want to snog or marry you.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- How do you feel about that? - I'm quite impressed about it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17And so you should be.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Here is your natural beauty data.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Hair - use a volumiser when blow drying to add body and weight
0:10:24 > 0:10:26without the need for extensions.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Fashion - a buttoned blouse is a great alternative to a shirt,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33and it flatters a large chest.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Choose soft harem pants to flatter long legs.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38So, do you think POD passed your test?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Look at me! I look like a bit stylish.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Well done, POD.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47To be fair, I had a lot of natural resources to work with...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Once I got rid of all the fakery.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54- Cheers, POD, thank you very much. - You're welcome, and thank you for challenging me.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58It keeps my hard drive active. Goodbye, Zara.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Thank you, bye bye.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10I'm really, really excited. I can't wait to see the natural look.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I think my girls are going to be like, "OMG!"
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I'm dying!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- What do you think?- I love it.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Do you love it? Do you love it?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Stop laughing!- Oh, my God.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I love it, I love it, I love it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Have you got me a vodka?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Thank God for that.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I didn't think it was her, especially in them clothes.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45You look like a completely different person.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Actually I do look pretty good, don't I?- Fantastic. Well done, POD.
0:11:50 > 0:11:55I'm quite impressed with her, to be fair. She's done a good job. Thanks, POD.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Cheers, girls.
0:12:01 > 0:12:07I thought Zara looked every inch the lady with her new look, and let's face it, there's a lot of inches.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10There's one thing most of our girls have in common -
0:12:10 > 0:12:12their never-ending love affair with fake tan.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16But they'd better watch out, the tan police are about.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22There's nothing I hate more than a girl with a lovely white dress on
0:12:22 > 0:12:24and false tan marks all over it.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28The worst thing I see is people with fake tan all over their hands
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- and it's bright purple. - They just look silly.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35The thing I hate most is when you see false tan on clean white bedding.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Too much fake tan, that's disgusting. They look orange.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41They look stupid.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Next up is a girl who's a fan of all things Japanese.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Say konnichiwa to Geisha.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Hello, I'm Geisha.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm a performing artist and fashion stylist.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04It started off with some white make-up.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Suddenly I thought, what the hell, I'll just paint
0:13:07 > 0:13:11everything, I'm going to paint my whole face. Then somebody says, "You look like a geisha,"
0:13:11 > 0:13:13and I says, "OK, I'm Geisha."
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I think Geisha is nearly, nearly ready.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24This is Richmond Life Festival. I'm going to be doing a show here.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's a buzz, I like it.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33I'm going to sing for you a song today. It's about Humpty Dumpty.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I used to be really, really shy,
0:13:35 > 0:13:40then one day I thought, "I don't care anymore what people think!"
0:13:43 > 0:13:49I love all my outfits because it just like makes me feel like a superhero or something, or a cartoon.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53I definitely feel animated.
0:13:53 > 0:13:59My insides feel very animated, and I like to show the world, like, that animated feeling on the outside.
0:13:59 > 0:14:05I'm going to show you this T-shirt, because I absolutely love it, because it says, "Break the Rules"
0:14:05 > 0:14:09on it, and that's exactly what I do in art and fashion. I break the rules.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18So, Geisha, this fascination with all things Japanese.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Have you been over to Japan and fell in love with the place?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Never been there.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28You've never been, but you decided to turn yourself into a Geisha?
0:14:28 > 0:14:34Yeah, a lot of people, they thought I went to Japan and then come back, but it's just happened this way.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37It's an evolution of...something.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Is this a Barbie dress?- Yes.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Somewhere there is a naked Barbie, because her dress is on your head.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Yes.- POD's going to have a field day with you!
0:14:47 > 0:14:55How do you think you'll feel when POD takes away top-to-toe Geisha-ism from Geisha?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I think I might put my face back on. We'll see what happens though!
0:14:59 > 0:15:06Geisha, I'm gonna wish you good luck and I will see you without the Barbie dresses. Good luck!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17I am POD.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Who are you?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I'm Geisha.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24You are an 18th century Japanese courtesan?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I wouldn't quite say that, no.
0:15:26 > 0:15:32- What would you say?- Well, geisha originally meant artist, yeah?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Artist of all arts.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Are you an artist of all arts?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39I could say so, yeah, I do bits and bobs of everything.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Half fashion stylist, half performing artist.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45And two halves make a total mess!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47What are you covered in?
0:15:47 > 0:15:52Many different colours, fabrics, netting, little Barbie doll dress.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Beads.- Where do you find these bits and bobs?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- I like to collect things all over the place.- In skips?
0:15:59 > 0:16:05Yeah, sometimes, I could find some stuff, you might say it belongs in a skip, but I don't.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08One man's junk is another Geisha's gold?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10This is my insides, outside!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I would call it natural myself.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- I feel natural. - Your insides, outside?- Yeah.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Is that why your outfit looks like your small intestine has been exposed?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Mm. That's a little bit cruel of you.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26I might cry, actually. I won't, though, POD.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28How do other people react to your geisha look?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Mainly people find it fun. I want to make people smile.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35And I'm sure you give some people a right good laugh!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Yeah, there's been some people.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42- Shall we find out what kind of reaction your geisha style got in our poll?- OK.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Run phase one - public analysis.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51We asked the public, based on your current look, if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:16:51 > 0:16:57- What do you think they said? - I think that they said avoid.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Let's find out. Play.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Very strange.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02I would avoid. I'm sorry.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I'd avoid her.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08What she's wearing is very odd.
0:17:08 > 0:17:13She looks like she's escaped from the mental hospital and needs to go back ASAP.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ooh, I wouldn't say I'm mental.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Maybe I'm slightly eccentric.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Mm. 5% of the public did actually want to lock lips with you.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Really? They want make-up all over their face then!
0:17:25 > 0:17:29But a hefty 95% said they'd avoid you.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Cool!- We also asked if the public thought you were
0:17:32 > 0:17:37a Gorgeous Geisha, a Wasabi Wannabe or a Minging Manga.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I think that they said a Gorgeous Geisha.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Play.- She could be a Wasabi Wannabe.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I think she's a Minging Manga.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'd go for she's a Wasabi Wannabe.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- 75% of the public thought you were a Minging Manga.- Really? Wow.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- 25% said Wasabi Wannabe.- Uh-huh.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00Sadly, no-one thought you were a Gorgeous Geisha.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Oh, that's too bad.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Are you ready for my verdict?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Yes, I would like to hear POD's verdict.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Your gruesome make up and bizarre clothes make you look like a cartoon
0:18:10 > 0:18:14calamity, so you'll be redrawn, with my modern classic makeunder.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19Really? So you don't think my artwork is...nice?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Well, it's certainly very...experimental.
0:18:22 > 0:18:28But I can see that hiding beneath all that haberdashery is a natural beauty.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Geisha likes to move forwards.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35In that case, run the makeunder, in three, two, one...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43What do you think?
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Very nice. It's cool. I'm going to go out tonight like this.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50The dress is lovely. Great shoes.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Nice cardy.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57Now we've got rid of all of that paraphernalia, POD computes you're a natural work of art.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59If you say so.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Previously, 95% of the public wanted to avoid you.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Do you want to know what they said now?- Yes, I do.- Play.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I'd definitely marry her. She looks very classy.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Yeah, definitely a snog.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14I'd definitely snog this girl, she's got a really nice smile.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19Of all the people we asked, 70% wanted to snog or marry you.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- That's cool.- Here's how POD achieved the natural new you.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Hair - create an old school Hollywood look
0:19:27 > 0:19:33with a classic up-do with soft curls at the front to flatter a slim face.
0:19:33 > 0:19:39Fashion - choose shoulder pads to broaden the shoulders and to balance out a petite frame.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41What do you like most about your new look?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44All of it! Especially the hair.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49That's because you don't have a bird's nest in it!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- I agree. - POD loves it when a plan pays off.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Goodbye, Geisha.- Bye, POD.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07I've gone to meet my friend Danny.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10He might not even recognise me. Maybe he'll think, "Who's that?!"
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Hey!- Hello. - Awesome! How you doing, darling?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- You look amazing.- Really?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Yeah! You look great.
0:20:22 > 0:20:30- Cool.- You look great, dude! - Really changing stakes, man! Cool.
0:20:30 > 0:20:37I got great hair, good make-up, nice new clothes, I think that she's absolutely fabulous!
0:20:37 > 0:20:44I would definitely want to meet POD again. I mean, it was an absolutely life-changing experience.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I love you, POD. Bye-bye.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Wow, Geisha looked gorgeous, but will she keep her new look?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Hope so. We'll find out later.
0:20:57 > 0:21:03But first, here's another cheap and cheerful beauty tip for you, and do try this at home!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Now, you wouldn't wear the same clothes day in, day out
0:21:09 > 0:21:12without washing them, because that would be gross.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Well, the same should apply to your make-up brushes.
0:21:14 > 0:21:21You use them every day, dip them in make-up, slap them on your face and they get full of bacteria,
0:21:21 > 0:21:25and bacteria can lead to spots, so you should clean your brushes.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29It's simple to do. All you need is some hot water,
0:21:29 > 0:21:34some washing-up liquid, and give it a good scrub.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Once the make-up brush looks clean, make sure you have all the washing-up liquid out.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43So there we have it, a nice clean make-up brush.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46All you need to do is pop it on the radiator so it dries naturally
0:21:46 > 0:21:50and tomorrow you'll have a brand new germ-free make-up brush.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Do you remember the gorgeous Glamazonian Zara from earlier on?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00POD made her into a natural beauty.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03But has she kept it up? Let's find out. Zara!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Look at you! I have never seen so little of your flesh!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- I know!- Come and sit down.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- You look great.- Thank you. - Tell me about your makeunder experience.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Could you accept you are a natural beauty?
0:22:15 > 0:22:20For about 20 minutes, yeah. Then I was straight on the phone, saying, I want my lashes doing,
0:22:20 > 0:22:26my weave put back in, and I want a spray tan, ASAP! Sort it!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29What did your friends and family think of the toned-down Zara?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32My friend gasped. She'd never seen me like that before.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36She was like, "Where's your hair gone?" I was like, "On the floor!"
0:22:36 > 0:22:38That's where it went!
0:22:38 > 0:22:43The make-up has toned down and you've only got one set of false eyelashes on?
0:22:43 > 0:22:48I've just got individuals on now. I did used to wear five sets, plus individuals to stick on,
0:22:48 > 0:22:51and then I would find them in the bottom of my bath!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Well, I think it's been quite a success because you've toned
0:22:55 > 0:23:01the make-up down, we've lost about four sets of lashes, we've not got anywhere near as much flesh on show.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Have you a message for our POD?
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Just thanks, really. I had a good time and I hope to meet you again.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Watch out, POD! Zara's gonna get you!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Next up is a colourful character who's a lot of fun...
0:23:16 > 0:23:20in fact, you could say he is a fungi... get it?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I know, sorry, awful!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I am POD. Who are you?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Hello, POD. I'm Funghi.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37You're a fun guy?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I can be if you want me to be.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Oh, please! What are you known as?
0:23:42 > 0:23:47- The Funghi Experience. - What does that consist of?
0:23:47 > 0:23:53Anything that takes this dull world into a bit of colour, and that's what I do.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- That's where I leave my spores around.- Don't leave your spores around here!
0:23:58 > 0:24:02So, do you think you have to look ridiculous to change the world?
0:24:02 > 0:24:06No, I don't think you have to look ridiculous.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10But if you have it in you, then why not show it?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I don't want to see what's been inside you, DJ Funghi!
0:24:13 > 0:24:17If you have a hunch on your shoulder, you have to put a bit of glitter on it.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21POD has a hunch you have something on your shoulder, and it isn't glitter.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Those are little tattoos.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27This is me, jumping on my mushroom.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32- And this is me when I'm a malevolent creature.- And are you a malevolent creature?
0:24:32 > 0:24:36I'm somebody who enjoys life, and I'm a free spirit.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- POD computes these are all very admirable thoughts.- OK, POD.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45But your style makes you look like a demented Jack-in-the-Box!
0:24:45 > 0:24:52I don't agree, POD. I feel myself free and vibrant like this.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55POD computes without this fakery, you would be a natural beauty.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59And what's inside would then also match the outside.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Why are you covering it up?
0:25:00 > 0:25:07I am not covering it up, I am the beauty that I am from the inside, coming to the outside.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11I am expressing myself in the way I feel that I have to do.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14POD has heard enough. Are you ready for my verdict?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Yes, I am, POD.- You're firmly of the belief that you look good?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Yes, indeed, POD.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22POD strongly disagrees.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24OK, sorry for you, POD.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28However, you seem so determined to spread your version of love and happiness
0:25:28 > 0:25:31that POD would not want to get in the way of your mission.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36- Thank you very much, POD. - So therefore, POD will not be running the makeunder programme.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Aw, POD. Can I give you a mushroom, though?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Please don't wave your little mushroom in POD's face.- Why, POD?
0:25:43 > 0:25:49Whilst POD appreciates the gesture, I would prefer it if you kept your mushroom in your trousers!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- I will.- And since you are determined to live your life as a mushroom,
0:25:53 > 0:25:58there is only one thing for it. You'll thrive better in the dark!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Thank you very much, POD.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Earlier on, we met Geisha and POD transformed her
0:26:07 > 0:26:11from a wacky princess into a gorgeous natural beauty,
0:26:11 > 0:26:16one of the biggest transformations we've ever had on the show. Has she kept it up?
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Let's meet her and find out.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Geisha, you appear to have a moustache!
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- I'm Geisha Chaplin for today. - Of course you are. And why wouldn't you be?
0:26:26 > 0:26:31Would you say it's a confidence thing that you wear this make-up all the time?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34It's partially that, also I'm an artist.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39I like to wear my paint on my sketchbook, or on my face.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Now, on the day, it was such a huge transformation.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Before after, it was like two completely different people.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Could you see how amazing you looked as a natural beauty?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Yeah, I liked it as well.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52It was like it was somebody else.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55And this is me now. That was me then.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Have you got a message for the lady herself, POD?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Thank you, POD. It was a great experience.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03But I told you that I wouldn't change!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Well, POD, Geisha looked gorgeous when you finished with her.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- What happened?- She clearly misunderstood my instructions.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17I told her to keep up the good work, not to look like a complete berk.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Not every girl can carry off a moustache.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22I think this one looked like a right Charlie.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I do agree with you, POD.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Well, you can't win them all.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28I think it's time for you to POD off.
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