0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Where are my pop stars? We are the hipsters... #
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# We're gonna party like we're rock stars
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# We're as good as they come... #
0:00:14 > 0:00:20Welcome to Snog, Marry, Avoid, the show that sets out to break the bad beauty habits of the nation,
0:00:20 > 0:00:27so if you're stuck on slap, hooked on hair extensions or addicted to add-ons of any kind, listen up.
0:00:27 > 0:00:32Fakery can take a hike because we're here to reveal the naturally beautiful you,
0:00:32 > 0:00:36courtesy of the world's one and only make-under device.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39You know what time it is. It's POD time.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Hello, POD. What's wrong? Feeling a little lonely today?
0:00:53 > 0:00:59It's hard being the world's one and only make-under computer. That's the trouble. You're one of a kind.
0:00:59 > 0:01:05- Have you ever thought about computer dating?- I once went on a blind date with a portable touch-screen device.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Did it go well? - No, too much touching.
0:01:08 > 0:01:14- Did he try to infiltrate your database?- There'll be none of that. I keep my hard drive to myself.
0:01:14 > 0:01:21Oh, POD! You might like to know that there's two very handsome young men on today's show. Interested?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Tell me more!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Coming up, POD tries to get the guys from Dirty Sanchez
0:01:26 > 0:01:28to clean up their act.
0:01:28 > 0:01:34I'd describe my style as quite flamboyant. Everyone thinks, "What the hell is that?"
0:01:34 > 0:01:38We meet a would-be air hostess about to come in for a very bumpy landing.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41If you toned everything down, we'd have a look at you.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44And forget Twilight, we've got the real deal -
0:01:44 > 0:01:46a vampire called...Carol?
0:01:46 > 0:01:51Some people like us. Other people see us as freaks.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53So, POD, ready to take off?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'm refuelled and ready to go.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Fasten your seatbelts because this could get bumpy.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03Hi, I'm Alex from South Shields and I'm just so much badder than you.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I'm a bad girl with a passion for pink.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17When I go out, I want some of the attention to be on me,
0:02:17 > 0:02:19but most of the time it's on her
0:02:19 > 0:02:22and it gets annoying when she gets all the boys.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26My ambition in life is to become an air hostess for a big, fancy airline.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31I hope she achieves that ambition as an air hostess.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34It's all she talks about.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39I want to strut about in my sexy outfit and push my little trolley about.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Hi. I've come to be an air hostess.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46'I love everything about myself.'
0:02:46 > 0:02:51The fake hair, the fake nails, the fake eyelashes, the fake tan.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57My boobs are real, which you wouldn't think.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I love my legs. I love my face.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05I love my arms and my hands. I like my feet as well. I love everything about us.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10We'll start from the top. You really need to tone that hair down.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Lashes, remove those.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Pink lipstick, no, far too bright. You need to cover up a bit as well.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20And as for the footwear, let's have a look.
0:03:20 > 0:03:26- If you toned everything down, come back, maybe we'd have a look at you. - OK, I'll take your advice.- Sorry.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30# Pack up, let's fly away... #
0:03:30 > 0:03:34So, POD, I challenge you to dress me down, so I can go up.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Hello, gorgeous. How are you today? - I'm fine.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45This is a very lovely pink outfit. Not much of it, though.
0:03:45 > 0:03:51This is my tiara because I'm a princess and everyone should treat us like a princess.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55My hair is really thick. I've got so many extensions. Loads and loads.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Same with my little knickers. I've got my fishnet tights on.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01And my shoesies, which I love.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05What sort of reactions do you get when you go out dressed like this?
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Everyone looks at us and everyone stares and like twists their neck just to look at us.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It's cos I'm fabulous.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17You want to be a flight attendant and you've been told that you're too brown.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Yeah, I want POD to tone us down a bit,
0:04:20 > 0:04:25so when I leave, I can hopefully go and apply for some airlines.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Right, Alex, I wish you good luck in POD now. Take Barbie for some back-up.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32And I'll see you on the other side.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I'm Alex.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50How long does it take to put ALL those clothes on?
0:04:50 > 0:04:55- Two days.- For a bikini and fishnets? There must be a lot of fakery involved.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59My hair is fake, my eyelashes are fake.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03My nails are fake. These boobs are actually real. Can you believe it?
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Well, seeing is believing, I suppose. Who do you base your style on?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Um... Who do I like?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Paris Hilton.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Jodie Marsh, Katie Price.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Pretty blondes, big boobs.
0:05:18 > 0:05:25- What a shocker(!)- Oh, Barbie as well.- You don't say! What do you want to be when you grow up?
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- I want to become an air hostess. - I wonder what's stopping you?
0:05:30 > 0:05:35My hair and my make-up and my tan. Basically, I'm stopping myself!
0:05:35 > 0:05:40- What's the problem?- Maybe I'd just intimidate passengers.
0:05:40 > 0:05:46- Like who?- Like ugly girls who are, like, sat with their boyfriend.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Yes, that would be a problem(!) OK, let's pretend we're in an interview.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Why do you think you'd make a good air hostess?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'd be a good air hostess
0:05:56 > 0:06:01because I can do a sexy strut down the aisle.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06And I give really good customer service. I can talk to people. I look really approachable.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11- Who wouldn't want to fly with me? - Anyone not wearing a straitjacket.
0:06:11 > 0:06:17Talking about jackets, now for the practical part of the interview. Go for it, Alex.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21The exits are located straight in front of you.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23The... The, um...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Oxygen?- The oxygen, the oxygen.
0:06:28 > 0:06:34- Aren't you supposed to put that over your head?- My hair's too big. I don't want to ruin it.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38God forbid your hair gets mussed when you're plummeting from the sky! Continue.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Tug sharply on here for more...
0:06:41 > 0:06:46Um, "inflatation". "Inflatation?" Inflate...thing?
0:06:46 > 0:06:51- Where's my whistle? Why have I got two? - Thanks. I feel a lot safer now(!)
0:06:51 > 0:06:57Let's find out what the general public makes of your look. Phase one - public analysis.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I asked the public if they would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- What do you think they said?- Snog.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Play.- Avoid, I'm afraid. She just looks a bit kind of cheap.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh, my God! As if!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I think I would avoid her.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19She is probably more brown than I would ever like to think.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Ooh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I think that I would avoid her.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh, no.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Are you ready for POD's verdict?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Um... Go on then.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37Alex, with your trailer trash Barbie look, you are definitely not a high-flyer.
0:07:37 > 0:07:43You are going to have my "economy cabin to first class" make-under.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45OK, POD, go for it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48First, it's phase two - deep cleanse.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Remove all your excess baggage.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Here you go.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ow!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Oh, it took everything off! - Well, that is the point.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Now, are you ready for take-off?
0:08:10 > 0:08:15- Run the make-under in three, two, one...- No!
0:08:21 > 0:08:26God, I just look so... I just look so fresh and so like...
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's like I've just got out the shower.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Would they take you more seriously as an air hostess?- Definitely.
0:08:33 > 0:08:39- Do you like this look?- I'm getting more used to it, the more I look at myself. It's just...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You've done a really good job, POD.
0:08:41 > 0:08:47- Would you like to know what the public thinks of you looking like this?- Oh, my God! OK, yeah.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- Play.- I'd snog that girl, yes. She looks very pretty.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Oh, my God! All right.
0:08:55 > 0:09:01I'd marry that girl because she looks pretty sensible and down to earth and really pretty.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03God!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, that's really nice.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09I'd snog her because she looks pretty fresh.
0:09:09 > 0:09:15In fact, 100% of the public now want to either snog or marry you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- I hope you enjoyed being made under. - Yeah, it's been really, really fun.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24Good luck with your career. I hope you're flying high soon.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Bye.- Bye.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Yeah, I'm really excited to see her. I've waited all day and it should be fun.
0:09:34 > 0:09:40I'm really looking forward to seeing Jack. I'm dying to know what he's going to say.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42POD's done a really good job.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Hi!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49You look amazing.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Tell us what happened.- Oh, God, it's going to take some getting used to.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- The hair's what I was mostly worried about.- What did you think immediately after?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04I was really like shocked, speechless.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Do you like it?- I love it.- I was worried about what you would think,
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- if you wanted to be seen with us or not.- I'm not embarrassed any more.
0:10:13 > 0:10:20- So do you think it'll help with your career?- Yeah, definitely. Do you not?- Yeah.- I do.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Here's to the new me.- Cheers.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34I thought Alex's look was a soaring success, but will she come in for a bumpy landing? Find out later.
0:10:34 > 0:10:40I've been combing the country for the best hair tips and these ones made the cut.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44If you get hair dye on your face,
0:10:44 > 0:10:48remove it with toothpaste or nail varnish remover.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52For frizzy hair, put conditioner on, wrap it in a towel for a few minutes.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Heat helps penetrate the hair.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58If you've got blonde hair and you want it lighter,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01you can use lemon juice, but just don't use too much
0:11:01 > 0:11:04cos it'll smell like pancakes!
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Don't believe that tale of having to brush your hair 100 times a night.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11It'll only give you a sore arm and greasy hair.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19Next up are two guys who are used to taking on pretty horrible challenges.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23They've even had their bare bums dragged across sandpaper,
0:11:23 > 0:11:28but that is nothing. Just wait till they meet our POD. Oh!
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- Hi, I'm Pritchard. I'm good at being bad.- I'm Dainton and I'm bad at being good.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- We're from Dirty Sanchez. Grr!- Grr!- Miaow!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45My name is Pritchard. I'm from Dirty Sanchez.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48And I'm a TV idiot.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54I'm Dainton. I'm from Dirty Sanchez and I'm also a TV idiot.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58The worst thing I've done is sew my mouth shut. It'd be good for this show!
0:11:58 > 0:12:04My mission in life is to enjoy myself as much as possible. Life's short. Make the most of it.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07My motto is, "Sleep when you're dead."
0:12:07 > 0:12:10One day you're there, the next day, you're not there.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- BLEEP- Oh, I can't even say that!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17We're both skateboarders. We've been skateboarding for 22 years.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22We do stupid things like snorting mustard, getting run over by cars.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27- And various other stupid things. - We've got the Willy Wonka golden tickets for life.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- We just get paid to...- BLEEP
0:12:30 > 0:12:34I'd describe my style as quite flamboyant, fun, "look at me"...
0:12:34 > 0:12:37# Oh, daffodil... # No, that's Welsh.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42If everyone looks at me and thinks, "What the hell is that," then it's working.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45The other night, he wore Speedos and a fur coat.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I'm looking forward to going into the POD.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53I'll be interested to hear what the POD's got to say about me and Dainton,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56but if they were to dress me up like a Gok Wan man bag thing...
0:12:56 > 0:13:00I know I'm flamboyant, but that's a different story.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03This is probably the biggest stunt we've ever done.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08We're good at being idiots, but getting dressed up, we're nervous.
0:13:08 > 0:13:14- What are they going to do to Matt Pritchard?- There's only one way to find out.- Press that POD button.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18ROARING
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Hello, chaps. How are you? - Yay, Jenny!- Good, thanks.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27- Talk me through your outfits from top to toe. - Bandana. Sunglasses, mirrored.
0:13:27 > 0:13:33Leather jacket, tassels. Normal, plain vest. Zebra trousers, stand out from the crowd.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Cowboy boots and a nice, sparkly gun belt.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42I pretend to look scruffy, but on the inside, I'm trying to be cool.
0:13:42 > 0:13:48- How do you feel about meeting POD? - I'm looking forward to it.- I'm a POD virgin. I can't wait to find out.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- You don't know what the story with POD is?- No.- You're in for a treat.
0:13:52 > 0:13:58You two lovely men, good luck in POD. See you on the other side when you're gorgeous, suited and booted.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Atchoo!
0:14:08 > 0:14:13I am POD, the world's one and only make-under device. Who are you?
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- Dirty Sanchez.- Dirty what? - Dirty Sandwiches.
0:14:18 > 0:14:25- Want one?- Certainly not. POD suspects those hands have been in some very unusual places.- Right.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Are you dirty boys? - Mucky, filthy, smelly, stinking.
0:14:29 > 0:14:36- What is it that you do? - We do stupid things to one another, play pranks, skateboard, have fun.
0:14:36 > 0:14:43- What kind of pranks?- Pritchard thought he was in the Guinness Book of Records for the most paintballs.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46103 paintballs to the body!
0:14:46 > 0:14:51I did it and then two weeks later I found out it was a wind up. I was gutted.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56- That sounds painful.- I looked like a diseased man, but it was funny.
0:14:56 > 0:15:02- So you both like to act and dress like teenagers.- POD, what is
0:15:02 > 0:15:07the usual dress sense for a pair of guys in their 30s?
0:15:07 > 0:15:13- You will soon be finding out. - Oh, boy.- POD can see the two of you are very handsome.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17I'm failing to compute why you would want to dress like slackers.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Ooh, you bitch!
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Do you kiss your mum with that mouth?- Yes, POD.- Hmm.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Where do you get your clothes from?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I live near the tip. Who knows?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Pritchard, how about you? - Various places all over the world.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- For example? - I've got this jacket from Vegas,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I got the trousers from Australia,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I got my boots from Phoenix
0:15:42 > 0:15:46and the rest of it... from Cardiff.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51And your style from Hell. But once you looked like little angels.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Aah!
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Ohh!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Ohh.- My mother would be proud.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- You're Damien bloody Omen. - We haven't changed.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08- You can still see us in us. I had a massive cold sore on my lip. - Did you?- Yeah.
0:16:08 > 0:16:15You've kept your boyish good looks, but you don't know how to dress in order to show them off.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Shall we find out what the public think?- Yes, please!
0:16:19 > 0:16:25We asked if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid you? What do you think they said?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Avoid?- Avoid.- Play.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33'I'd avoid them because they're too muscly, look pretty aggressive.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35'Like they've been on steroids.'
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Massive!
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Steroids? That's a good one.
0:16:41 > 0:16:47- 'If you take them as a pair, I might have to pass.'- She doesn't know what she's missing out on.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52Of all the people we asked, 5% said they'd marry you, 10% snog,
0:16:52 > 0:16:56but a resounding 85% said they'd avoid you.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01Well, that's their opinion, isn't it? Nothing we can say about it.
0:17:01 > 0:17:07POD also asked the public if they would feed you a three-course meal, a doner kebab or to the lions.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- What do you think they said? - To the lions!- To the lions!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14To the lions. PRITCHARD FARTS
0:17:14 > 0:17:17What on earth have you been eating?! Play.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21'A doner kebab. Cos they look cheap.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25'To the lions I would probably feed them to.'
0:17:25 > 0:17:2725% would feed you a 3-course meal,
0:17:27 > 0:17:3360% said a doner kebab and the other 15% would feed you to the lions.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- We've got a couple of fans out there, then.- Yeah.
0:17:37 > 0:17:43- Are you ready for my verdict? - Yes, POD.- Dirty Sanchez are in need of a good scrub.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46POD will clean up your act.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54- Go ahead. Let's do it. - POD me up.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Right. Phase 2 - Deep Cleanse.
0:17:57 > 0:18:03Please remove all those ridiculous accessories and put on your deep cleanse uniforms.
0:18:07 > 0:18:13- Dainton, please could you centralise your knot? - I was trying to keep it street.
0:18:18 > 0:18:24- Are you ready to meet the new, cleaner, smarter Dirty Sanchez? - Oh, POD, we're loving it!
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- I can't wait! - Run the make-under.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31In three, two, one.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Well? What do you think?
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- I look like my dad! - Is that a good or bad thing?
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- I think we should go out like this. - You should...- See if we can pull some chicks.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Do you remember what the women thought of your look before?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56"Off you go, up the road. Avoid."
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Let's find out what they think now. Play.
0:19:00 > 0:19:06'I'd definitely have a cheeky snog with them. They look like nice lads, like a laugh. Yeah, I like them.'
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Would have been her lucky day.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12'They look like cheeky chappies for a snog.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17'I don't think I'd marry them. They look a bit too boisterous.'
0:19:17 > 0:19:24In fact, of all the people we asked, a massive 70% want to snog and marry you both.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Yes!
0:19:27 > 0:19:33But, of course, for two Welsh boys there's only one woman whose opinion really matters - your mother.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37I think my mum would be stoked. I've finally sorted it out.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44POD computes if your mum is happy then it's been a real success.
0:19:44 > 0:19:50- You'd best run along and show her. I'd hate to make you late for your tea. Goodbye, boys.- Bye!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56ROAR
0:20:01 > 0:20:06We're about to go and see our tour manager.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11He'll be IN the clothes, but he won't want to be in them.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16It's weird. I feel completely changed from the person I was
0:20:16 > 0:20:20into this gent, this man with manners.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Chalk and cheese, I'm feeling. Let's see it.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27'When we go in and they see what we look like,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29'they'll look at us and laugh.'
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Hello, boys.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Very nice. < Yeah?
0:20:38 > 0:20:43Do you want a piece of me now? They're like Ant and Dec.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Snog, Marry, Avoid changed our lives. - Would you snog, marry or avoid us?
0:20:50 > 0:20:54No, I know where you've been!
0:20:56 > 0:21:02Has POD done a good job on these two? I'd give it 50/50. Dainton scrubbed up nicely.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Matthew, I think she's taken his soul away slightly.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09He's very...flamboyant.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14POD, it's been emotional. We didn't get it on,
0:21:14 > 0:21:16but one day in cyberspace...
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I'm gonna kill you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Boys, this is to our new look.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Best of luck.- Cheers.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31The Dirty Sanchez boys looked lovely. Very clean-cut indeed.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35But will they revert back? We'll find out later.
0:21:35 > 0:21:41They look like they've had a late night or two, but what to do with more bags than Heathrow Airport?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Well, you're about to find out.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52We've all heard the old trick to get rid of bags with haemorrhoid cream,
0:21:52 > 0:21:56but what if you haven't got any handy? No problem.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00All you need is a raw potato and a cheese grater.
0:22:00 > 0:22:07All you do is grate the raw potato. Now it has to be raw because a raw potato is full of enzymes
0:22:07 > 0:22:14and that's what gets rid of the bags. So grate the potato into the bowl, like so.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Then you get the potato and pop it into a little cloth.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23It needs to be nice and thin.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Make a little potato parcel.
0:22:25 > 0:22:32Now all there is to do is go and sit back and relax on the sofa for 20 minutes or so.
0:22:34 > 0:22:40Well, 20 minutes have passed so let's see if my bags have reduced under my eyes.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Well, I think I look much fresher. Don't disagree, please.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51So potatoes reduce the bags under your eyes. Perfect!
0:22:54 > 0:23:01Earlier, we met the scantily-clad Alex who couldn't be an air hostess because she didn't wear enough.
0:23:01 > 0:23:07POD gave her a make-under and made her all demure. Has she kept it up or gone back to Barbie?
0:23:07 > 0:23:12- Let's meet her and find out. Hey, girl!- Hiya.- How are you?- All right.
0:23:12 > 0:23:18Well, you're dressed. This is a plus. How did you feel when you saw yourself made under?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22I was really shocked. The hair... I was like, "Oh, my God."
0:23:22 > 0:23:24But after a while I got used to it
0:23:24 > 0:23:29and the outfit as well, it made us look more like a lady.
0:23:29 > 0:23:35- So what have you learned from this? - I learned when I'm at college and doing my training and stuff
0:23:35 > 0:23:41I should definitely stick to the toned-down look and have my hair just nice
0:23:41 > 0:23:47and less fake tan and less nails. And definitely less make-up and that.
0:23:47 > 0:23:53- Are you still intent on being a flight attendant?- Yes, I am. I want to follow my dreams.
0:23:53 > 0:24:00Well, although the extensions and the make-up's back, it's a relative success - we have clothes on.
0:24:00 > 0:24:06- Have you got a message for POD? - Yeah. Thanks, POD, but you're never going to get rid of Barbie.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Barbie's alive and well in Newcastle!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Next we're in the Twilight Zone with a visit from a genuine vamp.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21Forget Edward and Bella. And make way for vampire Carol!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24What do you think? No? POD off!
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- I am POD. Who are you? - Hi, Pod. I'm Carol.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41I don't know if you've noticed, but some of your teeth are pointy.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- These are fangs. - Are they permanent?
0:24:45 > 0:24:50I can remove them. You're not supposed to sleep or eat with them.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55- There's always the risk of swallowing them. - Very vamp, I don't think(!)
0:24:55 > 0:24:58How much of a vampire fan are you?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I'm not crazy. I don't spend my time reading stories and watching movies,
0:25:02 > 0:25:10- and contemplating sucking my neighbour's neck.- What a relief. How would you describe this look?
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Victorian Gothic. Victorian fashion was very elegant.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18There is a big skirt with a petticoat for volume.
0:25:18 > 0:25:23There is a bustle, like ladies wore, which enhances the figure.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28And there is a corset which is...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30very stiff.
0:25:30 > 0:25:36And, of course, there is the top hat and the veil behind which we hide.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40What are you trying to hide? What's fake about you?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Other than the teeth,
0:25:42 > 0:25:48- I've got lenses on as well. - What do you think of the Twilight phenomenon?
0:25:48 > 0:25:52It's too modern and it's too...Hollywood-y.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Sparkly teeth, young teenagers. Don't like it.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01So given a choice between Robert Pattinson and Dracula...?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Dracula.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06"I am...Dracula."
0:26:06 > 0:26:12It's, well... The story itself, the love story, it's not just a horror story. It's a love story.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17And there is more to it than just the bloodsucker, really.
0:26:17 > 0:26:23POD computes that anyone who'd dump Patts for the Prince of Darkness is one coffin short of a crypt.
0:26:23 > 0:26:29- Now where's my garlic? You, Carol, are rejected. - Thank you, POD. Bye!
0:26:33 > 0:26:40Earlier on we met Dirty Sanchez and POD toned down their look to make them natural beauties,
0:26:40 > 0:26:45- but have they kept it up? Let's find out.- YAY!- YAY!
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Ohhh. So quiet and shy and retiring as ever.
0:26:49 > 0:26:55- I think you look lovely, chaps. - Thank you.- How long did it take you to go back to this
0:26:55 > 0:26:58and away from the more demure look?
0:26:58 > 0:27:04Er...straight away. I actually kept the jeans and kept the shoes. I've worn them quite a bit.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08How did POD compare to your stunts? Your experience with POD.
0:27:08 > 0:27:14- Completely different to what we normally get up to. - Yeah, we treated POD with respect.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19- We were biting our tongues. - Oh, were you well behaved?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Tried to.- POD was quite cheeky!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25She said we were like scruffy kids.
0:27:25 > 0:27:31- Have you got a message for POD? - Thank you. You made Pritch look lush and you're a filthy beast.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33I love you.
0:27:36 > 0:27:41Good job today, POD. I thought you handled it very well indeed.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Smooth ride.- You can tell if there's someone experienced at the wheel.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50I would definitely fly with you again. If no one else was available.
0:27:50 > 0:27:56- You'd be my co-pilot... if everyone else was busy. - In that case, bon voyage. POD off.
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