0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Where are my rock stars? Where are my pop stars?
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# We are the hipsters... #
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Welcome to the dark side.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You know we're gonna party like we're rock stars
0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Boy, we put it down
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# We're as good as they come... #
0:00:14 > 0:00:18You know, there are lots of shows out there offering makeovers,
0:00:18 > 0:00:20but only one that offers a makeunder,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23and that's this one - Snog Marry Avoid?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26We're the show that finds fakery wherever it is
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and flings it away to reveal the natural beauty beneath,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31so sit back, relax and allow yourselves to go
0:00:31 > 0:00:34all natural along with our latest batch of slap addicts.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hello, POD, how are you feeling today?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Ready to perform your usual feats of magic?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Jenny Frost, I am not Harry Potter.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56What I do can be reduced to a simple scientific formula.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Ah, and what's that, then?
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Too much slap plus too few clothes equals a fashion disaster.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- So what's the solution then? - Add a little bit of common sense.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Ah, so no hocus-pocus?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10I don't need a magic wand.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14And there's nothing up my sleeve, so let's see who's on today's show.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Coming up, we meet someone who's in search of Coco Chanel
0:01:18 > 0:01:19but is nearer to Coco the Clown.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Some of my friends would say that it's like being
0:01:23 > 0:01:25with a celebrity when I'm Coco.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30We meet a teaching assistant in dire need of a lesson in how to dress.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I try and show off wherever I go,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35just getting a bottle of milk or walking the dog.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oh, no, no, no, no!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38And we meet someone
0:01:38 > 0:01:41who's very useful to have around in case you drop the cake.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Good grief! This is going to be quite a challenge.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh, you can do it, POD.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48You're pure magic.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50And I am out of here.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52She's always doing that.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Hiya, my name's Coco, I'm 22.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58When the sun goes down and the moon comes up, that's when I like to play.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# Wig wam bam Gonna make you my man... #
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I just love wigs. I can look so different in a different colour
0:02:05 > 0:02:07or a different style of a wig.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11I've got about 15 wigs now that I own that I didn't realise I had.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13They've all just kind of built up.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17So I come here to the wig shop, a wig warehouse, where I can get
0:02:17 > 0:02:19so many wigs at cost price.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23They're never too dear and a girl can never have too many wigs.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27I definitely get away with more as Coco. It's like my alter ego.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30# And girls They wanna have fu-un... #
0:02:30 > 0:02:36I love a lot of eye shadow because it brings out my eyes.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39It's more over the top and I don't look like a guy in a wig.
0:02:39 > 0:02:45I love the fakery so much because it gets you more attention where you're out.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I feel that I look prettier and sexier.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51# Everybody look at me, me... #
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Some of my friends say it's like being with a celebrity when I'm Coco.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# Come on, everybody What you here for...? #
0:02:58 > 0:03:01All the girls are like, "Oh, my God, how did you get your legs?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04"Oh, my God, look at your eyelashes."
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I don't like compliments when I'm out cos I do get quite a lot
0:03:07 > 0:03:09and it does get quite tedious.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13# Man-eater, make you work hard Make you spend hard... #
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Hi, POD, I'm tranny fantastic.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18How could you make me look better?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I challenge you to turn this tranny around.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22ALL: Woo!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Hello, Coco.- Hello.- How are you today?- I'm very well, thank you.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Looking very glamorous and nearly naked.- Yeah, that's the best way.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Is this what you'd wear for a night out?- Definitely.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37The more flesh the better.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Your make-up is amazing, by the way.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Are you obsessed with make-up?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Not obsessed but I like to wear a lot of it. I like it to stand out,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48you know, and be bright and colourful.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Can you dance in those shoes? - Yeah, for 12 hours.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- 12 hours straight.- Straight.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56So why are you going to POD today?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58To see what maybe I would like.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Rather than more trashy and slutty, maybe look a wee bit sexier and more subtle.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Right, lovely, I'm going to wish you good luck in POD now
0:04:06 > 0:04:09and I'll see you all demure on the other side.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21Hi, I'm POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Hiya, POD, I'm Coco.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25As in hot chocolate cocoa?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Yeah, Coco-licious.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Someone's confident.- Of course.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Look at me.- Do I have a choice?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33There's an awful lot of you on view.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Cos this is my style.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I like to dress minimal, slutty and trashy,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41get lots of attention, and I think it looks sexy and good.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44It looks wrong. How do you earn a living dressed like that?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I PR, I sell shots, I basically don't do a lot
0:04:47 > 0:04:50but get paid for it and look good.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53The ideal job, then, if you did look good.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56What do you think your look says about you?
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Er, probably that I'm slutty, trashy, good-looking, crazy, outgoing,
0:05:01 > 0:05:07fit, nice body, nice legs, good sense of style, coordination, sexy heels.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh, yes, let's not forget the sexy heels.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11But enough about what you think.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Let's see what the public have to say. Are you up for it?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Yeah, I'm a lot more rugged than I look.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Well, let's find out in Phase One, Public Analysis.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26We asked the public, showing them a picture of you looking like this,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29What do you think they said?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Um...
0:05:32 > 0:05:36probably not marry cos I'm hard work, not avoid because
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I'm unavoidable, so I'd say snog.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Play.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I'd probably give her a shower first of all and then still avoid her.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I don't mind that they think that.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Her eyebrows come over a bit too much.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53She looks a bit too masculine so, yeah, I'd have to avoid her.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56I'd avoid.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Looks a bit frightening and is that a belt or a skirt?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Coco, it was a landslide result. Of all the people we spoke to,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11a whopping 100% wanted to avoid you.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Really? Well, you must've been asking the wrong kind of people, POD.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19We asked anyone with a pulse. We also asked Radio one DJ Scott Mills.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24I think avoid, even though he's a very convincing woman.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Oh, I suppose I could take that in a good way as well.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29POD computes that you have all the raw ingredients to look
0:06:29 > 0:06:32like a stunning natural beauty.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I'm glad you think so.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36But it might take a while.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40POD's verdict is that your look is dragging you down.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44It's time for my Coco The Clown to Coco Chanel Makeunder.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46That sounds interesting.
0:06:46 > 0:06:52I'm glad you think so, because it's time to initiate Phase Two, Deep Cleanse.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Now, strip off the stripper shoes,
0:06:54 > 0:07:00that strap-on necklace, and hide those hideous hair extensions.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05It's quite hard to get off.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08We haven't even started yet. POD is sick of seeing all that orange.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Time to cover up.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Coco, in one word, how are you feeling?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Ugly.- Don't worry, this will add to your look.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Put your head garment on, please.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Happy?
0:07:21 > 0:07:26Not many people look good in a turban, and sadly that includes you.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Next, those lashes, please.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Use my pads and get wiping.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Time to initiate makeunder, in three, two, one.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Wow.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Erm, it's different.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55It's better. What do you think of your look?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Um, I like the hair.
0:07:57 > 0:08:03It's funky, it's choppy, it's stylish, it's got a nice look to it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06And at least you can see your eyes now you've lost the clown make-up.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yeah, I suppose they don't feel as heavy, POD.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13And don't you think your outfit is much more sophisticated and pretty?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I think I look nice, sophisticated.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I don't know about pretty.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23But, yeah, it's different, POD.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Well, let's see what the public think of this different new you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30We asked the public, showing them a picture of you looking like this,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you. Play.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I think I'd marry her.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I think she looks like nice hair, really kind of friendly face,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- stuff like that. She seems like she'd be a fun person.- That's nice.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43That's a compliment. Thank you.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'd say, yeah, she's definitely worth a snog.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49She's very pretty, she's got nice eyes, good teeth.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Thank you.- Yeah. No, she looks like a quite normal, nice lady.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'd probably snog her. She's got nice eyes,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58skin looks quite youthful and she has nice hair.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Now a whopping 60% of the public want to snog you
0:09:01 > 0:09:04and 10% want to marry you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Really? That's a bit of a shock.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Only for you. Have you enjoyed your makeunder, Coco?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Yes, POD, it's been very fun. Thank you very much.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Well, Mademoiselle Coco, with your new, French Riviera,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21sophisticated look, it's time to say au revoir.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Au revoir.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33Yeah, really nervous to see if she still looks pretty and feminine
0:09:33 > 0:09:35without all the big make-up.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Oh, my God!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- We were saying, wonder if she'll be in a dress or trousers.- I know!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- I didn't expect trousers.- I like it though. I like the trousers.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58You smell nice too!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I totally like the wig.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02It's very different to Coco we know.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04But your make-up's amazing.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Yeah, I know.- I like the eye shadow and everything cos it's dead mellow.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I like the wig, like, she chopped it all. It's proper different.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah, I'm really surprised, like, how...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17It is a lot more natural.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Just a tad...- She's brought the eyes out, the colour of my eyes.- Yeah.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26I mean, now we all know what a classy Coco looks like, so cheers.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27ALL: Cheers.
0:10:31 > 0:10:37Wow! Coco looked a lot less loco with that new look, but will it last? We'll find out later.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Now, I'm always keeping my eye out for the best beauty tips
0:10:40 > 0:10:42and I can't wait to hear this lot.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Always get your eyelashes done professionally. Don't pull them out
0:10:48 > 0:10:51as it will pull your own out and they will be bald!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54If you want to make your eyelashes look longer, curl them every day
0:10:54 > 0:10:56with an eyelash curler and they'll look more natural.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59If you've got lots of make-up on your eyes, use petroleum jelly
0:10:59 > 0:11:00and it comes off quicker.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Next up is someone who could do with a few lessons in how to dress properly.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11You there at the back of the class, don't do that!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm Anna, I'm 19 and I'm from Wigan.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Walking down the street's a catwalk. Everywhere is. No matter where.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# Have you met Miss Jones... #
0:11:22 > 0:11:26I don't dress to blend in. I dress to stand out.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Even if it's scowls and dirty looks, as long as they're looking,
0:11:30 > 0:11:31I'm not bothered!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I work in a primary school.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40When I go to work, the children are usually like, "Oh, I love your make-up.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43"I love what you're wearing. I love your hair."
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I try and show off wherever I go, whatever it is,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48just getting a bottle of milk or walking the dog.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Oh, no, no, no, no!
0:11:51 > 0:11:52There is a lot of hair extensions everywhere.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56The dog nearly swallowed some once and nearly choked.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57That wasn't good at all.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oh, good girl!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01The eyelashes are a bit much.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04They're like... They could blow you away. They're just like...
0:12:04 > 0:12:06flapping around and that.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I use the sun beds about three times a week.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I've got to make sure I'm nice and toasty brown for when I go out.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19Everything looks so much better when you've got a tan. It really does.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24Say I've not been on the sun beds for a week, I'll go to work
0:12:24 > 0:12:27and someone will say to me, "Are you feeling all right?"
0:12:27 > 0:12:31I'm going, "For God's sake, I've just not been on the bloody sun beds!"
0:12:31 > 0:12:32You know?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33# R-E-S-P-E-C-T... #
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Just cos you're blonde doesn't mean you're stupid.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Just cos you're fat, it doesn't mean you're funny.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Just cos you're pale doesn't mean you've got a good personality.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43You can have it all.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46# R-E-S-P-E-C-T... #
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- Hiya, gorgeous girl, how are you? - All right, thank you.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55Now, a little birdie tells me you are addicted to being very blonde,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57false tan and big eyelashes.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Yeah, that little birdie was right. Very right, yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05So, on a night out, you walk in somewhere, is it all eyes on Anna?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Yeah. If it's not, then I have to go back home and get changed,
0:13:08 > 0:13:09put something else on.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12OK, so why are you going into POD?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I think I'm attracting the wrong type of attention.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I want people to take me seriously.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Right, I'm going to wish you luck in POD now,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21and I'll see you when you're made under.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27# School's out for summer... #
0:13:30 > 0:13:34I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- I'm Anna.- Did you skip lessons on learning how to dress properly?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Why do you need to wear such a skimpy outfit?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I wear it so girls will look at me and think,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47"Oh, I want a body like hers."
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Yes, that's well worth a bout of pneumonia.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I'd rather walk into a room and everybody look at me
0:13:52 > 0:13:55than walk into a room and everyone not notice.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Maybe you could use an air horn and an illuminated arrow.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Any other tricks?
0:13:59 > 0:14:04If there's a male bartender, I can, like, push my boobs up on the bar
0:14:04 > 0:14:06and I'll get served first.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And I pretend that I, like, forget things and forget my money
0:14:09 > 0:14:11so people will buy me drinks.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Not any more, you won't, Anna.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Does it make you feel good when you do things like this?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19It's good self-esteem when you walk down the street and get whistled at.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Yes, because everyone wants to be judged as an object.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25But, POD, you ARE an object, so you can't talk.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Well, this object strongly objects to the idea of being judged as an object.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31You're still fake, though.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- No, I'm not. - You are, POD.- You're faker.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- You're more plastic and metal than me.- But you LOOK more plastic.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42If you're lucky, I might set you up with my microwave.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46No, thanks, I tried it once. I was hot on the outside and cold in the middle.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50You haven't always looked like this. What about this little angel?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Ohh! Look at them glasses, though.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56No, I like myself better now.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58I've created this look.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00This is like a creation.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03So was Frankenstein's monster. Pay attention, Anna, because you're
0:15:03 > 0:15:08about to find out what the public think in Phase One, Public Analysis.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12We asked the public, showing them a picture of you looking like this,
0:15:12 > 0:15:14if they would want to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16What do you think they said?
0:15:16 > 0:15:21- I hope they said snog but I think they'll have said avoid.- Play.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26I think I'd have to avoid because she just looks quite plastic to me.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28There's nothing looks real about her.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29I'm not plastic.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31A bit la-dee-da.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Yeah, a bit up herself a little bit, really, yeah,
0:15:34 > 0:15:36so I probably wouldn't, no.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Why not?!- I'd avoid this girl.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41She looks a bit trampy, looks like she'd be sticky if I touched her.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47I don't like this Public Analysis.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50In fact, 30% of the public do want to snog you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52That's very poor marks.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I probably wouldn't want to snog them.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58And a whopping 70% of the public want to avoid you.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Go to the bottom of the class.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04POD's verdict is that you are far too bronzed, bleached and bare for the classroom.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09It's time for my Mistake to Miss Pretty Makeunder.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I think you're a bit harsh, POD.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14I think you need to have a word with yourself.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18I have two words and they are Deep Cleanse.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23Yeah, if you can make me look better, then I'll admit... I'll say sorry.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26But if you make me look worse and you make me look like a Plain Jane,
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I won't be happy, POD.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I won't be at all cos I'll have wasted my time.
0:16:31 > 0:16:36Ooh, this is going to be good. Initiate Phase Two, Deep Cleanse.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I hope you've got some turps.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41And paint stripper. Now, get covered up.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I don't want to cover up.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Oh, how attractive.
0:16:45 > 0:16:51- You look like a glamorous movie star in make-up...- Thanks!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53..or a drag queen with no wig on.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Look lively, Anna. It's time to lose those lashes, please.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Painful.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01You can say that again.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Now get wiping.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I don't like this one bit.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Let's see those pads, Anna.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14My mum will go mad.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Oh, Anna!
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Oh, I feel naked.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20You'll feel amazing in a minute because it's time for POD
0:17:20 > 0:17:26to initiate makeunder, in three, two, one.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Oh, my God!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37My God, look at my hair.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oh, my POD!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- No, oh, God!- Oh, God, POD.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh, God, POD.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh, God, it's so strange.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50It's like not looking at myself when I know I am.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- It's the real you. - Oh, wow... No, I love it.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56I do love it. I really do love it.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Say you like it, then. What about the hair?
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- I like this side sweep thing. - And do you like your outfit?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06No, it's nice this.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I like these shoes. I like this colour.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12No, I really do like it. I do.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14And my skin looks better.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18POD quite agrees. Now let's see what the public think. Play.
0:18:18 > 0:18:24I like a girl that doesn't doll herself up too much so I'd definitely snog her.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Ohh!
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Yeah, I would snog her cos she seems like, you know...
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Has a pleasant face, open face.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Quite a nice girl.- Hey.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I'd snog her, I think. I certainly wouldn't avoid her.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Yes, she's got a nice face, hair's quite nice.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Um, she's got a nice smile.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48See, I'm going to get attention just the same.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51In fact, 70% of the public want to snog you.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54You go straight to the top of the class.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Oh, that's all right.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59I still don't think I'd want to snog 70% of the public but, you know...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Well, it's not compulsory.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Has POD changed your mind about natural beauty?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Yeah. I do... Yeah, I needed a push.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I needed a kick up the backside, but now you've done it,
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- I'm happy. - Excellent. Full marks to POD.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Goodbye.- Bye!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23My parents are upstairs, and my friends, waiting to see me.
0:19:23 > 0:19:28It's completely different to what I've ever done before
0:19:28 > 0:19:30so I really hope they like it as much as me.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I'm interested to see but I think she'll still look beautiful.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40I think I'm not going to recognise her when she comes up those stairs.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Oh, my God! I look so different.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52You still look beautiful, though.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56You look great, love. That colour is a lot nicer.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- I feel like I'm talking to a different person.- I know!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Yeah, I am Anna. I'm still Anna.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04To Anna, we think you look really great.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- To Anna.- To Anna!- Yay!
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Top marks for that makeunder, POD, but will she keep it up?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15We'll find out later.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20Now, what do you get if you mix sugar, water and lemon juice?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22And it's not always lemonade.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26To save you money in the salon,
0:20:26 > 0:20:29here's how to make a homemade sugar wax.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31All you need is one cup of sugar,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34half a cup of mixed lemon juice and water, 50-50.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Pop them in a pan...
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Mix them up.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Take them over to the hob.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Heat it up, keep stirring it, bring it to the boil.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51So once this has boiled for 20 minutes
0:20:51 > 0:20:53and it's all lovely and gloopy,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56let it cool down properly so we don't burn ourselves,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58cos we don't want a night in A&E,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00and then we'll see if it works.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03It's quite tasty too.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08Now you need to get some thin cloth and cut it into strips like this.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Get your wax, which has cooled down rather nicely,
0:21:12 > 0:21:16but it's still a little bit warm cos you need it to be a little bit warm for it to work properly.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Now I just put it on my leg like so.
0:21:20 > 0:21:26Take one of the cloths and place it on the wax and smooth it down. Really important -
0:21:26 > 0:21:30make sure you take the strip off in the opposite direction that the leg hairs grow in.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Brace yourself, Frost.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36One, two, three.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39That really works!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Oh, my POD - very smooth legs.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44And it's all completely natural.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Brilliant.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Do you remember the fabulous Coco from earlier on,
0:21:51 > 0:21:52wearing a barely-there outfit?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55POD turned her into Parisian chic and she looked fabulous,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Has she kept it up or gone back to her skimpy ways?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Let's meet her and find out. Oh, Coco! Hello!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Hello!- How are you, sweetheart?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- I'm good, thank you.- Sit down.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Now, you're still a brunette.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yeah, I've kept the hair colour.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16Um, I've just buffed it up a bit and made it a bit more OTT.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Before, your make-up was really bright. Turquoise, pinks, purples,
0:22:19 > 0:22:23neon colours, so do you think you've learnt to wear more natural shades?
0:22:23 > 0:22:28Obviously, you're still wearing quite a lot but have you toned it down a fraction?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Yeah, a bit. Just keep it quite thick but more natural colours, definitely.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Well, that's a positive.
0:22:33 > 0:22:38We'll take that one. You've still got those fantastic pins out,
0:22:38 > 0:22:40but you are slightly more covered.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Is this because of the makeunder or is it just because it's cold?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47I suppose I decided to not show as much flesh, um...
0:22:47 > 0:22:50but, yeah, it's cold as well.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- So, lovely Coco, have you got a message for our POD?- Hiya, POD.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Thanks very much for the makeunder.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I really appreciate your comments.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I had a lot of fun but Coco's here to stay.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07When it comes to some people,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09the way they look is just the icing on the cake,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12but with our next candidate, it's not only the icing,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14it's the whole blooming birthday cake!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I am POD. Who are you?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'm Nick Painless, POD.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Is that hyphenated? Nick Painless-Pod?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33My name's Nick Painless, your name's POD, obviously.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Thank you, Captain Obvious.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38And what have you come as today?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I'm a scary clown.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43You're scary but I'm hardly rolling in the aisles.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45What's that sticking out of your arms?
0:23:45 > 0:23:49That's for something we're going to do in a minute for you, just for you.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I can hardly wait.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54In fact, you've got bits of metal sticking out all over.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I've got them everywhere. I've got about 28 in total, POD.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01I've got 14 in my face, excluding my ears.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06No, God forbid you'd include your ears. Pierced ears? The idea!
0:24:06 > 0:24:07I've got some in my eyebrows,
0:24:07 > 0:24:11my nose obviously, my lips, my tongue.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Is it difficult to drink with all that stuff all over your face?
0:24:14 > 0:24:15No, I use a cup.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Of course. Why didn't I think of that?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Is sticking metal through your person you're only talent?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24No, I also play music with my band, the Shanklin Freak Show.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Heavy metal, I guess. With your ear-splitting music and those needles sticking out
0:24:28 > 0:24:31of your arms, you're life must revolve around pain.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Right, that's why I'm called Nick Painless, POD.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I've already told you, MY name is POD.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Have you ever looked like a natural beauty?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Erm, perhaps when I was younger.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44You mean when you looked like this?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Yeah, when I looked like that, POD.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49That was a long time ago, though.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50I was about seven then.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53So you don't think you're a natural beauty, then?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I am naturally beautiful but this is the way I should be.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57That's why I look like it, POD.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01You look more like a joke. As a clown, do you do any tricks?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I've a party trick I'd like to show you, if that's all right.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Do I have a choice?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09This is called the birthday cake, POD.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Is it your birthday?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Not today, no. Is it your birthday, POD?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18No, it isn't and, on the whole, I'd rather eat cake to be honest.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20POD feels the need to warn you,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Nick, that what you are doing to your arms
0:25:22 > 0:25:24is unnecessarily dangerous,
0:25:24 > 0:25:27highly prone to infection, not to mention very distasteful.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32It's not big, it's not clever, and POD isn't impressed.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- Oh...- Nick Painless, POD has been rather put out by your gesture.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38As you make your living by being a freak,
0:25:38 > 0:25:41I'm going to have to reject you from my makeunder programme.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Goodbye.- Goodbye, POD.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Do you remember earlier
0:25:48 > 0:25:51we met the beautiful teaching assistant from Wigan, Anna?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54POD made her under, gave her a beautiful fringe
0:25:54 > 0:25:57and took away those extensions, but has she kept it up?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Let's meet her and find out. Oh, I love your outfit!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- You look so cool! - Thank you.- How are you today?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- I'm all right.- Sit down.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06- I am loving this look.- Thank you.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09You look fabulous. The extensions are back.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13- Yeah, they are. I couldn't get rid of them.- And the fringe has stayed.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Yeah, it has. I do like the fringe so I thought I'd keep it.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19It looks lovely. Your make-up's a lot more toned down and...
0:26:19 > 0:26:22a few false lashes but not too many.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24No, not as many as before.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Is this how you dress, a bit more covered-up now?- Yeah, I do.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I have taken that from the makeunder.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I've realised that, going out in the day, I can cover up
0:26:32 > 0:26:36a little bit more and I don't need the attention as much in the day.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38It's better to blend in.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I'm a little bit warmer as well when I go out.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43So did you enjoy your makeunder experience?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Yeah, I loved every minute of it.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48It's changed the way that I think about what I'm wearing
0:26:48 > 0:26:51and the amount of make-up and effort I put in, really.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Well, I think it's been a success.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Have you got a message for our POD?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Thank you very much, POD. I really enjoyed the whole experience.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Well done, POD. Ha-ha!
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Well, POD, another magical day of makeunders.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I know. I amaze myself sometimes. I really do.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14However, I think I'll hang up my magic wand for the day.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Well, you've certainly earned a nice rest.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Are you ready to go in standby mode?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Ooh, yes. - What are the magical words?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Abracadabra? Hocus pocus?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26No, don't be silly, POD. It's POD off.
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