0:00:07 > 0:00:09# I'm sexy and I know it. #
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- POD, you've got your work cut out! - SHE LAUGHS
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Yeah... #
0:00:16 > 0:00:17My name's Ellie Taylor,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20and if you're fighting for the cause of fakery, listen up,
0:00:20 > 0:00:24because Snog, Marry, Avoid's on tour and we're ready to slug it out.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Our personal overhaul device, POD, has had an interfacelift
0:00:30 > 0:00:36and attitude upgrade, so watch out, because she's bitchier than ever.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38POD computes you look orange!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I look brown.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46This series, POD is touring the country to seek out style sinners...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48KLAXON
0:00:48 > 0:00:51..from Manchester to Essex, from Newcastle to Cardiff,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53each week we shine a spotlight
0:00:53 > 0:00:55on the faked, caked and baked.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58BOTH: POD, please let us in.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02In our first ever Snog, Marry, Avoid national tour.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04What's going on here?! You've got your rollers in!
0:01:05 > 0:01:10POD is also challenging me to try out a few local style disasters.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12SHE CACKLES
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- You want it really hard.- You can do better than that, I know you can!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Well, if you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24'This week, POD has landed in a city famous for being'
0:01:24 > 0:01:27birthplace of the Beatles, home of great football
0:01:27 > 0:01:31and spawning ground to one of the world's greatest fashion crimes -
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Liverpool.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Hello, it's me. - Hello, Ellie, in you pop.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- All right, POD, how are ya! - Er, Ellie, what are you doing?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56That was my Liverpudlian impression, because we are Liverpool.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Ah, yes, Liverpool.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00POD computes that in Liverpool,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03the ladies don't have beautiful, natural eyebrows like you,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06they have something called the Scouse brow.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Now, I've heard of the Scouse brow.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12It looks like the girls
0:02:12 > 0:02:16have just had caterpillars slapped on their faces.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Ellie, it's time to face your fear
0:02:18 > 0:02:21because your mission today is to find out about the Scouse brow.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Does that mean I have to get one?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25I'm afraid you may need to.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oh, I'm going to look like a Gallagher brother. All right, later.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Coming up on tonight's show...
0:02:34 > 0:02:38We meet a girl who's certainly not afraid to show up a bit of cheek.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40The shorter the better, the skimpier the better.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43With my bum out, that is the best.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46We hit the streets of Liverpool,
0:02:46 > 0:02:50where I discover what Scouse style is all about.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51They're amazing!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55POD meets some of the city's biggest fashion fiascos.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Calm down, calm down!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00The top of that dress makes it look like
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- you're going to Cleveland.- But they're real.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Cleave- it out, Heather.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07And also getting some of POD's makeunder magic is a fiery filly
0:03:07 > 0:03:10with some fearsome face paint.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13This is a pube collection.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15When I trim, I like to keep them.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17'Are you scared, POD?'
0:03:17 > 0:03:19It's been said that some Scouse girls
0:03:19 > 0:03:23look like the back end of a bus, but this lot can prove them wrong.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Liverpool is the most fashionable city you'll ever find.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34The girls love to dress up.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37The Liverpool girls are a little bit crazy.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39What's going on here? You've got your rollers in!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Big extensions.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Dead big eyelashes.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44A whole load of fake tan.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Eyebrows are dead defined.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Girls with rollers in their hair.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Liverpool actually loves big hair.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Bright, unique, different, over the top.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Scouse girls look glamorous. They make an effort when they go out.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Sometimes a bit too much.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59I think I wore something similar
0:03:59 > 0:04:02when I played Angel Gabriel when I was seven!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05You can spot a Scouse girl from wherever you are.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06They're amazing.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- I know. Jersey cow! - You do look like a Jersey cow!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13In the nicest possible way. Lovely udders.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Now, a real challenge for POD with a nursery nurse whose look
0:04:19 > 0:04:21is far from child friendly.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Hi, I'm Olivia Lewis, I'm 19
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- and I love myself. - SHE LAUGHS
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Less is definitely more for me. I like to show off what I've got.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37The shorter the better, the skimpier the better.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42And with my bum out, that is the best.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45My tan is my clothes.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- I never feel brown enough. Some people think I'm foreign. - SHE LAUGHS
0:04:50 > 0:04:54# We don't need no education
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm at a crossroads at the moment.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03I don't know whether to be a teacher or a glamour model.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# We don't need no thought control
0:05:07 > 0:05:10With the way I look now, I don't think people will take me seriously.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I do look a bit over the top.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14# Teacher leave them kids alone...
0:05:14 > 0:05:17At the moment, a glamour model suits her better,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20but I think, long-term, she'd make a brilliant teacher.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Hi, guys.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24ALL LAUGH AND SHRIEK
0:05:24 > 0:05:29My friends and family, when they look at me, they are just shocked.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Olivia's the most outrageously dressed person when we go out.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41The fact that her butt cheeks are out for everybody to see.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47She practically makes us look like nuns,
0:05:47 > 0:05:49like we've got too much clothes on.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I think people who cover up are so boring.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59It's minus 3 degrees out here!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I don't need any clothes, I've got my fake tan on.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- POD, you've got your work cut out. - SHE LAUGHS
0:06:06 > 0:06:09So I know for a fact that Olivia is inside here
0:06:09 > 0:06:11and before she turns a darker shade of oak,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I think it's time we staged an intervention.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Olivia?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21A little birdie told me you were in here. Come on, out.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We're having a chat. Come on.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Quick, quick. Watch your heels.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Welcome to my nail bar. Take a seat.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I don't really know much about this kind of stuff.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- You look like you might do, though. - Thank you.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Are they always on? - They're always on.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I would like them a bit longer, though.
0:06:38 > 0:06:44Now, your lips look quite Zoolandery, shall we say?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Are they all yours? - They're not all mine.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- I had filler put in a couple of weeks ago.- Do you want it bigger?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Yeah, I want it really big.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Like a duck.- Like a duck.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- What else? We've got lots of eyelashes.- Four pairs of eyelashes.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59No way! Oh, my God!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- I know!- Would you try and have more on if you could?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I definitely would. I'd definitely try a few more.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08At the minute, you're working in a nursery and you don't know
0:07:08 > 0:07:11whether to become a teacher and educate the brains of Britain,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13or, on the other hand, get your baps out
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- and be a glamour model. - That's right.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19I love the thought of getting paid to look how I want to look.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Glamour model is the way to go? - I think it definitely is.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24But I would love to be a teacher.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I thought I might ask you a few questions to try and help you
0:07:27 > 0:07:29decide what you want to do.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Would you rather do to sports day, or the Daily Sport?
0:07:33 > 0:07:34SHE LAUGHS
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Definitely the Daily Sport. I hate sports.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Fair enough. No running, just boobs.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Er, detention or attention?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Definitely love a bit of attention. - OK, last one.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Would you rather have arithmetic or- arithmetits? - THEY LAUGH
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I think we all know the answer to that one.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I think we do, as well. Right, my love,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I'm going to let you go on your way and POD awaits.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, bring it on, POD.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Who are you?- I'm Olivia, POD.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Olivia, POD would like to apologise.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I seem to have disturbed you while you were getting dressed.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- SHE LAUGHS - POD, I AM dressed.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28I'm MORE than dressed. I've got my tan on.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31POD does compute that tan is not an outfit.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- SHE GIGGLES - It's MY outfit.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Why aren't you wearing any clothes?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, POD, look how many clothes I've got on. I'm absolutely sweating.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43What a pleasant thought(!) OLIVIA LAUGHS
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Olivia.- Yes, POD.- How many layers of slap do you have on your mush?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- On my what, sorry?- Your mush.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50On my bush?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Not your bush, your mush.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54My face?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Well, I fake tan my face, too,
0:08:56 > 0:08:58so five layers of fake tan,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00two foundations,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02and three different powders. Oh, and a shimmer.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I'm just enhancing what I've got.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08POD would like to know why you have come for a makeunder?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Because I don't know whether to be a teacher or a glamour model.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I think you might be able to help me, POD.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Please explain Einstein's theory of relativity. E = MC squared.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Who's got a square?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Looks like it's glamour modelling, then.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Do you want to know what the public actually think about your look?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Er, I think they love it. But go on.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Run phase one.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34POD asked the public,
0:09:34 > 0:09:38would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39What do you think they said?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I think the public said marry.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Shall we find out?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Unfortunately, definitely avoid.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Ooooh!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50I don't really like the pout.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I prefer natural girls, without lipstick.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54How boring are they, POD?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Avoid, just because of the lips.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59It's the lips and the fake tan
0:09:59 > 0:10:02and the lips again and the lips. It's horrible.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04SHE LAUGHS
0:10:04 > 0:10:07They love my lips!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11In fact, 100% of the public said they would avoid you.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13No way.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I think they said the wrong things by accident
0:10:15 > 0:10:17or you've shown them a picture of someone else.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20POD's verdict is that with your ludicrous lips
0:10:20 > 0:10:22and dreadful dress sense,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25you need to go totally trashy to top of the class
0:10:25 > 0:10:27with our cool-for-school makeunder.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Whoo!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31It is time to run the deep cleanse.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Remove all your excess baggage.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39OW! This is torture.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I look like I'm going swimming.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Eugh!
0:10:44 > 0:10:45SHE LAUGHS
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Are you ready?- No.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Run the makeunder.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I miss my hair, POD.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- But you've got lovely hair.- I know,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06but I miss my long hair.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10POD has given you a look that is appropriate for an aspiring teacher.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- What do you think of the outfit? - It's different, POD.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15It's very long.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18You wanted to know whether you should be a teacher or a glamour model.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Has this look helped you make a decision?
0:11:21 > 0:11:25No, I looked over the top before, but now I look under the top.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Too under the top.- Olivia,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29would you like to hear what the public thinks now?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Go on, then, POD.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I asked the public,
0:11:33 > 0:11:36in this look would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38What do you think they said?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Avoid.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41SHE LAUGHS
0:11:41 > 0:11:42I would snog her
0:11:42 > 0:11:45because she looks sexy and hot.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Oh, my God.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I'd give her a snog, she's quite fit.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Yeah, not bad at all.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53How funny.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54I would marry her.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56She's pretty, she's nice, she has nice hair,
0:11:56 > 0:12:00good smile and she all round looks good.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03What were they looking at?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05They were looking at your natural beauty.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09In fact, 70% of the public now want to snog you
0:12:09 > 0:12:11and the rest wants to marry you.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Ah, have you got their numbers, POD?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I have them in my hard drive.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17SHE LAUGHS
0:12:17 > 0:12:21POD computes that your makeunder has been a complete success.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24You now look like a trendy teacher who can inspire young minds
0:12:24 > 0:12:26and educate them about natural beauty.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Goodbye, Olivia.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Goodbye, POD.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I don't feel like me at all.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41The short, curly hair, the no make-up, the long clothes.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I've know Olivia about three years.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46She's like my daughter now, so we have a very close relationship.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49DIANE SHRIEKS AND LAUGHS
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Oh, my God! - SHE LAUGHS
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- I love your reaction. - SHE LAUGHS
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Diane definitely knows me inside out.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04I know what her reaction was going to be like. She's shocked.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Oh, babe!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You look so different!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- I looked like a 50-year-old. - No, I like it. No, it's nice.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15As soon as I get home, I shall get my clip-in extensions out,
0:13:15 > 0:13:18whack on the make up and take off the long skirt.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27So POD's asked me to get a Scouse brow and, before I get one,
0:13:27 > 0:13:31I want to find out exactly what I'm in for and why they're so popular.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- What's a Scouse brow, Mum? - I don't know. I've got no idea.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Scouse brow is these horrible slugs at the top of girls' eyes.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48A big, fake, pencilled-in, really defined-shaped eyebrow.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49They're it.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Oh, my God. The Scouse brow. Vile. Vile.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58It shows off our faces. Don't you like them, POD?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00No, they displease my database.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03They look like something like Dracula, or someone.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Do those marker-pen monstrosities move?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10SHE LAUGHS
0:14:10 > 0:14:11I've got mine tattooed.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14A lot of people have their eyebrows tattooed in Liverpool.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15It makes your features stand out
0:14:15 > 0:14:18and everyone can tell you're from Liverpool when you've got one.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21They always looked good on Elizabeth Taylor.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Lois, POD has told me to get a Scouse brow done.- Definitely.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27OK. I'm bracing myself.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Go. Hit me.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Oh, my gosh.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35That's like charcoal.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'd say you're good to go.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41SHE SHRIEKS AND LAUGHS
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Are you kidding me?!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45No, no, you fit right in.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Are you kidding me that I would ever leave the house like this?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I look like Daniel Radcliffe.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I've gathered together a posse of Scouse-brow beauties
0:14:58 > 0:15:01and it's time to hear their verdict.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02- This is what you done to me. - GIGGLING
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Yes. - THEY LAUGH
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- And you said I look great. - They do.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Are you blind?- You couldn't be in Liverpool without them.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12You need new glasses, sweetheart.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16If you have to snog, marry, avoid, what would you say for me?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- OK, at the minute?- Yeah.- Snog.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Yeah.- I haven't seen the brow yet.- Are you ready?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23- I'm ready.- It's quite powerful.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Go for it.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Avoid, maybe.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- I think.- That says it all.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36If you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Has anybody got a make-up remover pad or something?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Oh, thank you.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Next up is a self-proclaimed queen of shock, whose reign
0:15:46 > 0:15:49may come to an abrupt end if POD has anything to do with it.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Hi, I'm Kate, the queen of shock.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00I describe my style as Pat Butcher meets Frankenstein.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07My grandma doesn't really like the way I dress.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09You look a bit unusual.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12She's always kind of saying to me when she sees me, "Oh, Kate,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15"tone it down. Oh, you're so pretty under all that make-up."
0:16:15 > 0:16:18It just amazes me and shocks me, really,
0:16:18 > 0:16:23that she can go around to ordinary places in everyday life
0:16:23 > 0:16:24dressed like that.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28The way I dress does reflect my personality.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I'm loud, I'm fun,
0:16:30 > 0:16:33but I'm stylish, I like to be noticed.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I collect things that come off my body.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38This one is a collection of toenail clippings.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41This is a pube collection.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43When I trim, I like to keep them.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Sometimes, people mistake me for a tranny.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Because of the way I dress, and I've got a deep voice, as well.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I like being mistaken for a tranny, because I love trannies.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58I think my best feature are my headdresses.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Anything I can find that I can stick to my head, I put on.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07One of the main reasons I want a makeunder
0:17:07 > 0:17:08is I want to find a boyfriend.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I think she does scare boys and men.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Men are terrified of her.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I think it would be interesting for her to see
0:17:14 > 0:17:17what she looks like underneath it all, because it's been a long time
0:17:17 > 0:17:19since she's seen herself as that girl.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21I want a job, a boyfriend
0:17:21 > 0:17:24and most of all, I want to make my nan happy.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29I would very much like to see Kate dressed in a more normal,
0:17:29 > 0:17:33attractive way, where she's not drawing attention to herself.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34POD, I'm the queen of shock,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37can you turn me into a nice girl with a nice frock?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Oh, I didn't see you there. Sorry, just doing a bit of bird watching.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46As a very keen twitcher, I think I've just identified
0:17:46 > 0:17:50a rare and unusual species called a Katy Hughes and she's in there.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Let's go and check out her plumage.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Hello, Kate.- Oh, hi.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Don't take this the wrong way,
0:17:59 > 0:18:01but it looks like you've been punched in the face.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Is that a good thing?- I like it yeah. I like the beaten-up look.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Do you?- Yes.- OK. And what is going on here?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09What is that? Is it heavy?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11No, it's really light, actually.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14It's like a polystyrene, doughnut-type thing
0:18:14 > 0:18:18with hair wrapped round it and I've added bits to it.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19It obviously is(!)
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Where do you get your inspiration for things like this?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Charity shops, looking on the street, even out of bins.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- Out of bins?- Yeah, out of skips. - What you taken out of skips?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31These bones I've got on my neck are actually out of a skip.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- They could be from someone's chicken bucket.- Yeah. Maybe.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I've got a few quick-fire questions for you, Kate.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Daylight or twilight? - Definitely twilight.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Hammer horror, or Hammer time?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Hammer horror. - # Doo-doo...# No, OK.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Coffin or curlers?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Coffin.- Of course it's a coffin.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Brilliant. POD awaits. - Thank you. Bye.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:19:04 > 0:19:09- Hi, POD, I'm Kate Hughes.- Is the Victorian funeral look in this year?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I'd describe it more gothic-punk-tranny.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23POD would like to know what kind of reaction
0:19:23 > 0:19:25do you get from people on the street?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Sometimes, people give me dirty looks.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Sometimes, people applaud me, sometimes people call me names.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35But, it's better to get noticed than not get noticed at all.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Isn't there something a bit cliched about being so alternative?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I think it's more cliched about being so normal.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Why? Everyone else looks like that, it's boring.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48POD computes this is just the opposite end of the safe spectrum.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50What's fun about safe? It's boring.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Shall be find out what the public think of your look?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Yes, let's find out, POD.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Run phase one.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Public analysis.
0:19:59 > 0:20:04I asked the public would you want to...
0:20:04 > 0:20:05What do you think they said?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I think they said snog, of course, POD.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09I'd avoid.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12There's a lot of make-up going on.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's a bit scary, actually.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Oh, right, OK. Probably quite a dull person, then.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I'd avoid her. She looks really high maintenance.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Getting up in the morning, looks like it's a military routine.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Well, yeah, it's kind of a military routine,
0:20:26 > 0:20:27but it's a fun one.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I'd avoid her,
0:20:29 > 0:20:31because she looks like a clown and I'm scared of clowns.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:20:33 > 0:20:34I love clowns.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36I'm not clowning around, Kate,
0:20:36 > 0:20:40when I tell you that 90% of the public wants to avoid you.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43What?! They're just jealous, that's all.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Hm. Are you ready for POD's verdict?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Go on, then.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51POD computes that you are a fake fanatic
0:20:51 > 0:20:55and you need my goth-to-gorge makeunder.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56SHE GASPS
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Ooh, I'm scared. What are you going to do to me?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02It is time to run the deep cleanse.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Argh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Bid farewell to your fakery.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Bye-bye.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Oh,
0:21:11 > 0:21:14got to remove my lovely nails.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Take it off.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Fine.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22None of this is real, look.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24There.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Happy now, POD?- Ecstatic.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I'm not. Look how short I look.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Oh no, my face is melting.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Thanks, POD(!)
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Run the makeunder...
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Oh, my God!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I look so weird.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57You think you look weird now?!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Yeah, I do, actually.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I think I look like someone's mum or something.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03My legs look nice.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06POD computes that you now look more alive than dead.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Mm. I don't like it, to be honest. It's not really me.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10This hair's weird.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- It's YOUR hair, though.- I know.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Would you like to hear what the public think of you with this look?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Oh, why not?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I asked the public would you want to...
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- What do you think they said? - Personally, I'd like to avoid me,
0:22:27 > 0:22:30but I'm going to say marry.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I'd snog her. She looks kind of cute, yeah.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Kind of cute? Charming(!)
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I'd snog her because she looks a little bit like Lily Allen
0:22:37 > 0:22:39and I'd definitely snog Lily Allen.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40SHE LAUGHS
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I hate Lily Allen SO much.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44I think I'd snog her.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46She looks kind of interesting.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49"Kind of", there's a lot of "kind ofs" in there, isn't there? Hm.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Now, 70% of the public want to either snog or marry you.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Whereas before, 90% wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Ah, that's nice.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Thank you for being made under, Kate. - OK, thanks.- Bye.- Bye.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12A bit nervous to show my grandma my new look.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I think she's going to like it.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I am excited, but I hope I'll be pleased with the result.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20My friend Matthew is also there,
0:23:20 > 0:23:22so I'll see what he thinks of my new look.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I'm very excited to see what POD's done to Kate.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I think there'll be quite a drastic change.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Ah! Kate!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Hi, Grandma. I look terrible, don't I?- You don't.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39It was a pleasant surprise. Much improved.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41What do I look like? It's a disgusting new look.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I don't think it's disgusting,
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Your hair looks in better condition than I've seen it for years.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48That is not Kate.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I've never seen her looking like that before, ever.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Kate, you look really attractive.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56My nan's my favourite relative. It's made her happy
0:23:56 > 0:23:58and put a smile on her face. That's a positive from today.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02I didn't think I'd ever see her looking more normal again
0:24:02 > 0:24:05and I'm pleased to see her looking like that today.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09To be honest, POD, I think you did terrible job. I feel ugly.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10When I look in the mirror,
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I feel like I want to be sick. I think I might in a sec.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Well, hello.- Hello.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- You look quite different.- Do I?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Yeah. You haven't got any eyes on.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25No eyes, no nails, no tan.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26No hair?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28No hair extensions.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Ah!- I know, right?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- A changed woman. - You are a natural beauty.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Yay!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- How does it feel?- I don't know. It feels different.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38I don't use as much tan.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42I don't have to look at the weather to see if it's going to run.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44See if it would drip down your leg?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Exactly.- What do your family and friends think?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50They said I look a lot better. They said I don't look dirty.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- What physically dirty or...? - Physically dirty.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54OK, not the other. All right.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57When I met you last time, you weren't sure
0:24:57 > 0:24:59whether you wanted to be a teacher or a glamour model.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Has this changed your mind?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- No, I'm still stuck. - You're not sure?- No.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Do you have a final message for POD, Olivia?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08POD, I think you've kind of changed me,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11but I think I'm going to stay the way I was. I'm sorry.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13You're not sorry at all.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- OLIVIA LAUGHS - You couldn't give a monkey's.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16A little bit.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22POD's visit to Liverpool is nearly up,
0:25:22 > 0:25:23but she's still got time
0:25:23 > 0:25:25to come face to interface with a few more locals
0:25:25 > 0:25:27and a previous Podette.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33POD computes it's just a bit too much.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Oh, no! I thought it was nice.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I dressed up specially for you, POD.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39You needn't have bothered.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42What are you doing revisiting POD?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I thought I'd come back and show you how much I've changed
0:25:44 > 0:25:46and how I've toned down my look.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Let the makeunder commence.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Heather, POD computes that you are just as orange as you ever were
0:25:58 > 0:26:00and your hair is huge.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02That's real hair and that's a tan.
0:26:02 > 0:26:07- You're clearly a lost cause. Goodbye.- Bye.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14So I'm here to meet up with Kate to see is she kept her makeunder
0:26:14 > 0:26:16and I haven't seen her yet.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Kate, are you ready?- I'm ready.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Three, two, one.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- Hello. - Oh sweet KLAXON!
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Hi.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- I've had a makeunder. - ELLIE SQUEALS
0:26:28 > 0:26:30What are you wearing?!
0:26:30 > 0:26:34I'm wearing a beautiful dress, a beautiful bodysuit.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- You look phenomenal, but in a really...- I know.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39I don't know what you are.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43You're kind of a leopard-printy panda gimp.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Basically, POD took all my accessories away,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49all my fakery away. I feel she has done me a big favour
0:26:49 > 0:26:52because I realise natural beauty's not for me,
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- it's fakery, fakery, fakery all the way.- Oh, my God.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Kate, I loved your makeunder so much.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- I thought you looked brilliant. - I felt violated.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Kate, do you have a final message for POD?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Yes, I do.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07POD, you took away my hair, you took away my accessories,
0:27:07 > 0:27:10and exposed me to the world.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12And this is pay back. Thank you.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I now realise what my natural beauty is and it's this.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Well, I think that's Liverpool done.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Well done. Did you find out about the Scouse brow phenomenon for POD?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28It was awful. I had it all pencilled in in black.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I looked utterly ridiculous.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33I have no idea why the girls do it. Horrific.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Can we get out there and start scrubbing them all off?
0:27:35 > 0:27:39I would love to say yes, but I think that's quite an impossible task,
0:27:39 > 0:27:42which means, for you, it's time to POD off.
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