Adrienne and Lottie Lou

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06You've got your work cut out!

0:00:06 > 0:00:09My name's Ellie Taylor

0:00:09 > 0:00:13and if you're notching up miles on the motorway of fakery, be warned

0:00:13 > 0:00:16because Snog Marry Avoid is about to steer you in a new direction.

0:00:18 > 0:00:22Our Personal Overhaul Device, or POD for short, has been stripped down

0:00:22 > 0:00:26and rebooted and has waged war on Britain's biggest fakers.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30POD would like to know how much does it take to look this cheap?

0:00:32 > 0:00:35And nowhere is safe. This time round, POD is on the road.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38POD computes you look orange.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40I look brown.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43From Manchester to Newcastle, Liverpool to Cardiff,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46if it's fake, we'll find it.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49POD, please let us in.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53POD is also challenging me to try out some local style disasters.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Ha! Ha-ha!

0:00:55 > 0:00:59And this week, POD is taking on Manchester.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Not just home to one of the world's greatest football teams, but two,

0:01:03 > 0:01:07which means double the amount of WAGs for POD to deal with.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- ALL:- Hi, POD!

0:01:20 > 0:01:25- Hello, POD.- Hello, Ellie. - I see we've landed in sunny Manchester then.- Yes.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30- Famous for foul weather, football and of course...- I'll stop you there.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I know what you're going to say - WAGs.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34So, you'll be getting WAGy with it today.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36If you would like me to, I can do that.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41While I'm out there getting WAGs for you, are you just going to sit here and chill out?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45POD will never relax until the world is rid of fakery.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48My God, you're such a martyr. See you later.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Coming up in tonight's show,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53we meet a sunshine girl who is literally falling apart.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55What the hell?!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I give Manchester's most infamous look a whirl.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Ooh! I am Wonder WAG.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05And POD takes on a mum who's so fake, her kids are complaining.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07She looks like an Oompa Loompa.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15So POD set me the task of trying to find some true Manchester style.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19To be honest, it hasn't taken much pavement pounding to find this pot of gold.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's all about the tan, the hair,

0:02:27 > 0:02:30the nails and the long legs.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Hello, guys. Sorry. Do you like what girls wear around this joint?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Too many girls wear tracksuits in Manchester.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Hi, POD.- Hi!

0:02:43 > 0:02:48Manchester is better than everywhere else because we're more faker!

0:02:48 > 0:02:54- Fake indeed! You both need to wipe your slap off.- No, honestly, POD!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I look like a potato with no make up on.

0:02:56 > 0:03:01I've got no facial features at all and I'm grey, I look like I've got two black eyes.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Excuse me, you've got quite a bold look going on today.- Yeah.

0:03:05 > 0:03:11- Power dressing.- OK. You're bringing the '80s back to Manchester.- Yeah.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Why not?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Manchester's mad for it!

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Do you think you're a bit of a MILF? Or a GILF?- Erm...could be!

0:03:26 > 0:03:32Now, we all love a summer holiday, but here's a girl who dresses as if the sun never set on her vacation.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Hi. I'm Adrienne. I'm 22, from Widnes and I'm a beach babe.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44My look is in your face.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47I like to think of myself as a blonde Cheryl Cole.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52I've got extensions in, peroxide in my hair.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56My natural colour's actually red. I absolutely hate it.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Practically everything's faked!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03The only thing that is real are these bad boys!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08She was just a beautiful child. Natural.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I just can't keep up with her now.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I don't know half of what she's got and what it's used for.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18This is what keeps my teeth looking pearly white.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24These little gems that I stick on my nails.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I'm always covered in glitter.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33There's a blue diamante that follows me round everywhere I go.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I know it's somewhere, lurking, waiting in the shadows.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47It's just a nightmare picking up all the gems and the glitter and the eyelashes.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49She falls apart.

0:04:49 > 0:04:55Coming out the shower, I end up with her hair all over me.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I think with my boyfriend, when he tells me that he wants me

0:05:00 > 0:05:04to look a bit more natural, I'd like to consider that.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I don't want him kind of being ashamed of me.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11What the hell?! Is that yours?

0:05:17 > 0:05:23My look is very much out there. Whether you like my style or not, you're still looking at me.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28# Every day I'm shufflin'. #

0:05:33 > 0:05:38I would just like to ask POD, please bring my beautiful daughter back.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Every day I'm shufflin'. #

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Adrienne's really a big fan of the whole beach Barbie look.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53Fair enough, since she's from that UK holiday hotspot, Widnes!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Wow! - There she is. Let's have a chat.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Can I get a Margarita, please? That should liven up our chat, I reckon!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- So who are your style icons? - I really love the WAG look,

0:06:04 > 0:06:07so people like Alex Curran, Cheryl Cole.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Posh?- I don't really like her style. It's too classy.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Have you got a footballer as a boyfriend?

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- I should probably ask that.- He's a plumber. He's not a footballer.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- That's a little bit different, isn't it?- Just a bit.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Adrienne, I've got a list of questions

0:06:23 > 0:06:27I'm going to pull out from my bum, which is trying to help you decide

0:06:27 > 0:06:33- whether you want to keep the plumber boyfriend, or you want to ditch him and go for a footballer.- Oh, God!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Ball cock or ball skills?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Ball cock. - Oh, good cos that sounds rude!

0:06:39 > 0:06:44- U bend or Bend It Like Beckham? - U bend.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- You're such a suck-up! Dirty rags or designer bags?- Designer bags.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Has he ever bought you a designer bag?- Yeah, he has actually.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- I'll let you keep him. I've just saved your relationship.- Aw, thanks!

0:06:56 > 0:07:00You're welcome! So why are you coming to see POD?

0:07:00 > 0:07:04If I was to take all of this paint off my face,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I might actually start to love myself again,

0:07:06 > 0:07:10as a natural beauty, rather than hiding behind my fakery.

0:07:10 > 0:07:15- All the very best of luck. POD awaits, Adrienne.- Thank you.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18# We're going to Ibiza... #

0:07:23 > 0:07:28- I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?- Hi, POD.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm Adrienne.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Adrienne, have you had a fight with a rainbow?

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Er...no?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Cos it looks like the rainbow won.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Well, I'll take that as a compliment. I like lots of colours.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45How long does it take to look this ridiculous?

0:07:45 > 0:07:49I wouldn't say ridiculous! I'd say glamorous. It normally takes me about two or three hours.

0:07:49 > 0:07:55- What a waste of time! Do you ever go anywhere without colouring yourself in?- No.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00- I just scare people! - You are scary now!

0:08:00 > 0:08:05- I'm not. I look pretty and girly. - Pretty and girly?!

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Are you ready to see if the public agrees?- Yeah.

0:08:09 > 0:08:14- Be brave, Adrienne.- I'm brave. - Run phase one, Public Analysis.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18I asked the public, would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21What do you think they said?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'd like to think that I was marriage material.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26And I'd like to think I was even snog material,

0:08:26 > 0:08:31- but I've a sneaky suspicion they might avoid me.- Let's find out.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35I would avoid her cos, truthfully, she looks like a man in drag.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Oh! That's a bit harsh, isn't it?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42I'd avoid her cos she looks Fred Flintstone in a dress.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Bovvered!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46That's a definite Yabba-dabba-don't!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52In fact, Adrienne, 100% of the public want to avoid you.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56- You're messing!- Sorry, no! - Oh, that's terrible!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Well, it's their loss, anyway.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02The public have spoken. They think you need a make under.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04But why do you want one?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07I would like to have a make under for my boyfriend

0:09:07 > 0:09:11because I want to look a bit more classier and ladylike for him,

0:09:11 > 0:09:13rather than cheap, I think.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Time for POD's verdict.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20POD computes you are a dodgy day-glo gaudy glittered mess!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24You need my plumber's-dummy to handyman-honey make under.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Can't promise that I'll like it, but it's worth a try.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Run phase two, Deep Cleanse.

0:09:32 > 0:09:38- I'm ready!- Time to de-fake, starting with those ridiculous danglers.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42I've got bigger ones than these with big black feathers on.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- There you go. There's my earrings. - Bet Lynch would be proud.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51- Now, say goodbye to those nasty extensions.- Ooh!

0:09:51 > 0:09:57- Beauty is pain, Adrienne.- They do hurt, but...- There, that's better.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I look so silly!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Run The Make Under, in three, two, one.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, my God!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh, wow!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, My God! I look so different!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Oh, I love it.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25You should do. You look stunning.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Thank you.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Wow!

0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Adrienne, did you think you could be a natural beauty?- I didn't, actually.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37I didn't think it was going to be possible. But...good job, POD.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Should we find out what the general public think?

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Go on, then.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45I think I would marry her because she's my type

0:10:45 > 0:10:48and I just think she looks very pretty, from the picture.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Aw, bless!

0:10:50 > 0:10:54I would marry her, yeah. She's a very attractive young lady.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Aw! Bless them all!

0:10:56 > 0:11:01Yeah, I'd give her a snog. She's got nice hair. Good natural look.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Aw, I'm definitely going to keep it up then

0:11:03 > 0:11:06if everyone else thinks I look this beautiful.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08100% of people wanted to avoid you,

0:11:08 > 0:11:13now 60% of people want to snog you and 30% want to marry you.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Yay!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Aw! Thanks, public.

0:11:18 > 0:11:23- POD is very pleased with how lovely you look.- Thanks, POD.

0:11:23 > 0:11:28- And more pleased that you love it. - Aw, I do.- Goodbye.- Bye!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38It is a complete transformation.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42I never ever thought that I would be convinced to go back to my natural hair colour.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50I'm so intrigued to see what I think she should look like.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55I hope she's as excited as we are. Hopefully she'll make a change.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Just tone it down a bit.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Bit more natural and she'll still look beautiful.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07I've got little butterflies in my tummy now.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oh, my God!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, Adrienne!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Oh, babe. You look gorgeous.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Oh, sweetheart, you look absolutely beautiful.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28- It's more like your natural colour. - Oh, my God! She's gorgeous!

0:12:28 > 0:12:32She doesn't have to hide under layers of fake tan and fakery.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Looks really natural and it really suits her down to the ground.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40I'm more Kate Middleton now, rather than Cheryl Cole!

0:12:40 > 0:12:44It's so much better than I ever imagined.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Here's to my new look. Cheers!

0:12:47 > 0:12:53Hi, POD. You have proved me wrong. Natural beauty does exist.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55It's really given me a big confidence boost.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00But I can't promise I'm not going to ditch me glitter on a night out though!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Thanks again.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Love it or hate it, the WAG look is clearly alive and well in Manchester.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13I think it's about time I gave it a whirl myself.

0:13:15 > 0:13:20Ooh! I am Wonder WAG and I'm here to see what the people of Manchester make of this look.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26My God, stop filming. I'm so shy.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31- Hello.- Hello.- On a scale of one to ten, how awesome do I look?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Four... Sorry.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39It could be, I don't know, from a dead Russian prostitute, that.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41We can only dream!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44I would tone it down slightly. The hair's a bit high.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Have a look, maybe there's 20 quid up there.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Do you think like I could get a footballer as a boyfriend?- Oh, aye. No problem.

0:13:52 > 0:13:57Anyone know any footballers interested in one of these?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Are you a footballer?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05You do look a bit like a WAG at the moment.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09There was a footballer-shaped hole right here for me to put my arm through.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Do you find this a bit embarrassing? We look so similar right now.- Erm...

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Not quite, no.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Calling me a gold digger? - Yeah, maybe.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Do you think I'd persuade you to rock this look in Manchester?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24No. No.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I can't really stop looking. your arms are massive.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29You want to see my stomach. It's better.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33# Dah-nah-da! Da-nah-da-da! #

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Don't worry about them. They're not footballers. I'm not interested.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42All in all, it hasn't been exactly a positive reaction to how I look

0:14:42 > 0:14:46and I've nearly broken my ankle about three times, so it's time I go back to my normal look.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Let's not tell POD.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Next up is a shoe-mad mum who thinks she's very well heeled.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04It's up to POD to show her that high heels do not mean high class.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Hi. I'm Lottie Lou. I'm 25 and I'm from Essex.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16My style is sexy, very in your face. Very, like, bling.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Love my boobs. They're my best asset.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Worth every single penny and I don't regret it.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31I'm addicted to shoes. J-Lo's got these ones.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36I would not eat for a month, just to have a pair.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Girls!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40You little monkey! What are you doing?

0:15:40 > 0:15:44These are my two amazingly beautiful daughters, Paris and Skye.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I do Mum's spray tan.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Best spray tanner in Essex, aren't you?

0:15:49 > 0:15:54I have two tans a week, which I have to do, on Monday and Thursday,

0:15:54 > 0:15:57so you get the whole week going on.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Litres! Litres of tan get used.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Good tan, Paris.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05She looks like an Oompa Loompa.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10She can wear make up, but not that much that she's wearing.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15# She's a mean and crazy dicta Disco fever and you wonder

0:16:15 > 0:16:17# Who's that girl? #

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Ta-da!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23They love their mum being a bit stylish.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28But I think they would like to see me like a normal mum.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Please, POD, can you make my mum not be orange no more?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Bring it on!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Lottie spends a lot on her clothes.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43I'm going to have a chat with her before the bank manager gets her.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Come with me, young lady, or the credit card is going to get it!

0:16:48 > 0:16:52Lottie, I'd like to say hello to you and my eyes immediately

0:16:52 > 0:16:57- flick down to another two people I need to say hello to. They're quite massive.- 34FF.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Holy mackerel! That's pretty bloomin' big!- It is quite big.

0:17:01 > 0:17:06I've got a little quiz for you to try and work out what kind of Essex woman you are.

0:17:06 > 0:17:13- OK.- And how you describe your look. Rank or reem?- Reem.- OMG or LMFAO?

0:17:13 > 0:17:18- O-M-G.- I like how you left the spaces. Extra drama.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23- Well jel or shut-up? - Oh, shu'-up!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Don't say that to POD!- Oh, I will! - She'll cut your hair!

0:17:26 > 0:17:30- You're actually mixed race.- Yeah. - And you've still got fake tan on.

0:17:30 > 0:17:35- My two little girls are the best spray tanners in Essex.- You're like Fagin, with a gang of children,

0:17:35 > 0:17:41but they specialise in beauty rather than pick-pocketing! It's better to have a trade than thieving.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Why are you coming for a make under? - I'm doing it for the kids.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50I would love them to see more of a natural me. I'm doing it for them to see their reaction.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I can look good natural, I just choose to look like this

0:17:53 > 0:17:55and I know it looks good.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- You're a hot mamma.- Swagger mamma. - That's awesome.

0:18:06 > 0:18:12- I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?- Lottie.- Lottie?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Lottie Lou.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18POD computes you are definitely more plastic than fantastic.

0:18:18 > 0:18:23- Are you a stripper?- A stripper?! - Yes.- No!

0:18:23 > 0:18:25You've certainly come dressed like one.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28How would you describe today's costume?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31It's a bit of glamour, a bit of ju-ji-ness.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- I think a bit of swagger. - What is swagg-ah?

0:18:34 > 0:18:39Swagg-ah is the amazing look and just, you know to have the hot look.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Maybe you want a vajazzle on you, a little vajazzle on your camera?

0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Get you sorted out, a bit of bling? - What, dare I ask, is a vajazzle?

0:18:47 > 0:18:52Vajazzling is like diamonds and you have it on your...nether regions

0:18:52 > 0:18:55to make it a little bit sparkly.

0:18:55 > 0:19:00- You want to put diamonds round POD's auxiliary port?- I do!

0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Do you have a vajazzle? - I might, cheeky!

0:19:04 > 0:19:09- Do you think this is the kind of way a mummy should be dressing?- Why not?

0:19:09 > 0:19:10I'm a hot mamma.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13A hot mamma whose children compare her to an Oompa Loompa.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19# Oompa Loompa doom-pa di do... #

0:19:19 > 0:19:26- I don't think I look as bad as an Oompa Loompa. But I do look a bit orange.- You ARE orange.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30What do you expect people to say about your ludicrous look?

0:19:30 > 0:19:34That I'm hot, tanned, glamorous.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Little bit of swagger.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Shall we find out what the public think?

0:19:38 > 0:19:43- Oh, here we go.- Run phase one, Public Analysis.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Lottie Lou.- Yes.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49I asked the public, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51What do you think they said?

0:19:51 > 0:19:56- I think they're going to say snog, to be honest.- Really?- Definitely.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Definitely not avoid.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'd definitely avoid her.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03She looks like the kind of girl you'd probably catch something off.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Really?!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I would avoid her, definitely.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10This load of make-up is very scary, actually.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Aargh!

0:20:12 > 0:20:16Lottie Lou, 70% of the public want to avoid you.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Shu'-up! Really?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Reall-ay!- Oh, no!

0:20:21 > 0:20:2325% of the public do want to snog you.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Lottie Lou, are you ready to hear POD's verdict?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Ready as I'll ever be, POD.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33POD computes that you are a fake-addicted freak

0:20:33 > 0:20:37and you need my booby-mess to style-finesse yummy-mummy make under.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42- Let's go for it.- Now it's time for the next stage of the make under.

0:20:42 > 0:20:48- Are you ready?- Ready as I'll ever be, POD.- Run phase two, Deep Cleanse.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52First of all, I'd like you to take off those ridiculous stripper shoes

0:20:52 > 0:20:55and hold them up so I can see them.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Look, watch!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Please put on your Deep Cleanse dressing gown.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05That's it. Cover yourself up.

0:21:05 > 0:21:10- Tuck away all those tacky extensions. - Tacky! Brazilian, mate!

0:21:10 > 0:21:15- Well, that tan isn't Brazilian. Wipe it off.- I'm removing it.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Come on, Lottie. All this whinging will be worth it.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24Run the Make Under in three, two, one.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Shu'-up!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, shu'-up! Oh, my God! Fringe!

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Oh, my God! Cut all my hair off!

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I love the dress. I think the dress is amazing.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Needs a bit more lip gloss and eyelashes, I think.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51I look like a mummy.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Do you look like a yummy mummy? - I hope so.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58I think I'm still hot but I need some more hair. I feel bald!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Do you want to know what the general public think of your look now?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I would love to know.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06I'd probably snog her. She's a nice looking girl. She's got nice hair.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Librarian hair, but aw!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Yeah, I'd probably marry her. She's really nice, really pretty.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Doing all right, ain't I?

0:22:13 > 0:22:18Ooh, I'd snog her! Nice hair, nice eyes. Definitely snog her.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Looks like I'm getting lucky, eh?- It seems so.

0:22:21 > 0:22:2480% of the public either want to snog or marry you.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Is it nice to hear that people are now not distracted by your fakery?

0:22:29 > 0:22:34- You're slowly grinding on me, POD. - What do you think your kids will think of this look?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36They'll like it, I think. It's different.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- It's completely different.- Well, you are finally a natural beauty.

0:22:40 > 0:22:45- Finally had your way, eh?- I always get my way. Goodbye, Lottie Lou.- Bye.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53I'm so excited to see Paris and Skye.

0:22:55 > 0:23:00- I'm very, very, very, so excited to see her.- Me too.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Their reaction is going to really influence, like, how I dress

0:23:04 > 0:23:06and how I am, so it's really important.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Wow!

0:23:16 > 0:23:22- You like it?- Very happy! - What do you think, Skye?- Very good.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26It was amazing coming in. I've missed them so much.

0:23:26 > 0:23:31Seeing them run up to me, and like, "Mummy!" It's made it all worthwhile.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35I like it because it's nice and glamorous.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Are you happy?- Really happy.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I'm in two minds about it, to be honest.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45You're going to have to wait and see what happens.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Mummy, hug!

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Earlier, we met WAG wannabe Adrienne,

0:23:54 > 0:23:57whose look was kicked into touch by POD,

0:23:57 > 0:24:00but has she kept her make under or given it the red card? Let's find out.

0:24:00 > 0:24:05- Adrienne! You look amazing! - Thank you.- Do you love it?- Yeah.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08It took me a while to get used to the hair colour.

0:24:08 > 0:24:13I was a bit like, oh, my God! But I have grown to really like it.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- I think POD's done a really good job.- What do your friends and family make of it?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Everyone that I've spoken to have all said that

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I suit it a lot more than my blonde.

0:24:22 > 0:24:27- Do you think you're still aspiring to the WAG look? - I still really like the WAG look,

0:24:27 > 0:24:30but I've got to think realistically, I can't afford it!

0:24:32 > 0:24:36- So have you got a final message for POD?- Just a massive thank you, POD.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38You've converted me.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41I didn't think you could, but you've done a fab job.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51POD's war on WAGs is almost over, but for the worst offenders,

0:24:51 > 0:24:53only a face off with POD will do.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Hi, my name's Natasha

0:24:55 > 0:24:58and I'm here to give you a lesson on the WAG look.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Do you have to?- Yes.

0:25:01 > 0:25:07- Are you a WAG wannabe?- Maybe! - Maybe? Mum?- Definitely.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Step away from the blusher. It looks like someone's walloped you one.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- You look orange.- It's all natural!

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Look me straight in the lens and tell me this is your natural colour.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23This is my natural colour.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26You look like you've been rolling around in a sandpit.

0:25:26 > 0:25:32- Dare I ask what's next, Natasha? - Some lashes for POD.- Great(!)

0:25:35 > 0:25:40- POD computes you are almost naked. - I feel like it's better if you wear nothing.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42You get attention.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45But what kind of attention are you getting?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Probably the wrong attention!

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- PROBABLY the wrong attention? - Definitely.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53You, young lady, are covered in ridiculous orange make-up.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I can't help my natural tan!

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Please tell me you don't go out like this.- I do go out looking like this.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- So is your boyfriend a footballer? - He sure isn't.

0:26:02 > 0:26:08- He's a tree surgeon. - Not a great success then.- No.- Genius.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Earlier, Lottie Lou was transformed

0:26:15 > 0:26:17into a natural beauty,

0:26:17 > 0:26:19but has she kept her look? I can't wait to see.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23- Hello.- Hello.- You look different. - Thank you.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27- You had a short haircut with a fringe.- I looked like a librarian.

0:26:27 > 0:26:31- A 45-year-old librarian. - So what have you kept?

0:26:31 > 0:26:37I've only got one set of eyelashes, and my hair, it's extensions, but I've gone for a natural colour.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42- I was jet black before. I haven't had a spray tan.- That's a big thing! - This is the look I'm going for.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- More sophisticated. - A sexy librarian! - Sexy librarian, definitely!

0:26:46 > 0:26:49What did your kids say about the whole look?

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Skye liked it. She kept playing with my hair and she was like, "I like it, Mummy,"

0:26:52 > 0:26:56so Skye did much prefer it, but Paris wasn't really into it.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59If you had a final message for POD, what would you say?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02It's been an amazing experience, it's been a ride,

0:27:02 > 0:27:06but the fakery's here to stay.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10- It's 1-0 to Lottie! - Totes.- Totes. 'Mazeballs.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18- Hiya, POD. What a day!- It's been interesting.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20We've seen some sights, hey?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Hideous! And they all want to snag a footballer boyfriend.

0:27:23 > 0:27:29- I know, but most of them don't. They seem to have plumbers instead. - We've even had a tree surgeon.

0:27:29 > 0:27:34If she is a shade of mahogany, maybe he'll come in useful when one of her doors falls off.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38- Any more wannabes need de-WAGing? - No. I think we're done for the day.

0:27:38 > 0:27:44- Oh. I know what that means. - Yeah. It's time for me to go. And it's time for you to POD off.

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