0:00:04 > 0:00:07POD, you've got your work cut out!
0:00:07 > 0:00:10My name's Ellie Taylor, and if you're notching up miles
0:00:10 > 0:00:12on the motorway of fakery, then be warned,
0:00:12 > 0:00:16because Snog, Marry, Avoid is about to steer you in a new direction.
0:00:16 > 0:00:21Our Personal Overhaul Device, or POD for short, has been stripped down
0:00:21 > 0:00:25and rebooted and has waged war on Britain's biggest fakers.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28POD would like to know, how much does it cost to look this cheap?
0:00:28 > 0:00:33And nowhere is safe. This time round, POD is on the road.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- POD computes you look orange. - I look brown.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40From Manchester to Newcastle, Liverpool to Cardiff,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43if it's fake, we'll find it.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46POD, please let us in.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51POD is also challenging me to try out some local style disasters.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52SHE LAUGHS
0:00:54 > 0:00:58If you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01This week, POD has landed in the capital of Wales,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04and also one of our capitals of fakery.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Yes, we're in...Cardiff.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Well, hello.- Hi, Ellie.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Please enter.- Thank you.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Shwmae, POD.- I'm sorry, Ellie, what does that mean?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30It's "Hello" in Welsh, because we're in Cardiff, innit?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Oh, yes, and POD computes that in Cardiff,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35the women have an obsession with talon-like nails.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- What, like Wolverine?- Yes, like some crazy kind of eagle bird.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Your mission is to go out
0:01:41 > 0:01:44and find out what this obsession with long nails is all about.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Do I have to go and get them?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Well, I know what you're like when it comes to fakery.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- I think you like it a little too much.- Let's go and see.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I reckon I could NAIL that request. - Oh, dear.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I think that's one more nail in the coffin of good humour.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00You're so mean.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Coming up in tonight's show...
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Did you just shoot me?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I say I look quite hot, sexy. Amazing, really.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13..we have an Essex girl who just can't let her tan go...
0:02:13 > 0:02:16People call me Tangerina Karina. I absolutely hate it.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20..POD takes on the worst of our Welsh style sinners...
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- What have you two come as? - You're just mean.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26..and also finds Cardiff lads just can't keep their clothes on.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29There's no happy medium for you, POD.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32And, we meet a boy whose fondness for fakery has put
0:02:32 > 0:02:35a limit on his love life.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37If I was to go on a date with someone, by the time
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I was to get ready, they could have gone on, like, three other dates.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Cardiff - home of rugby, dragons, daffodils
0:02:47 > 0:02:51and a Welsh assembly of fakes ready to take on POD.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59We always look good, because we're from Cardiff.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01What do you think Cardiff girls wear?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Not a lot, to be honest.- Really?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Can I take off my leggings and show you my shorts?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- If you must.- Look.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10There's a lot of girls who are wearing hair extensions.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- They're both out.- Loads of fake tan.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Life's better with a tan.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Fake nails.- Are those your own nails?- Obviously not.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22I think it's about five years behind the rest of the UK, probably.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23ELLIE GASPS
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Some people in Wales don't bother looking their best, do they?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29More emphasis on the boobs.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Cardiff's not tacky or cheap.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36You've got to look beautiful, glamorous - just can't look trashy.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38No.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44It takes a lot of bottle to look like this next girl.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48In fact, it takes three bottles a month. I'm talking about fake tan,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50which means she'll certainly leave her mark on POD
0:03:50 > 0:03:52in one way or another.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55My name's Karina, I'm 26 years old,
0:03:55 > 0:03:59I'm a mum and I do glamour modelling.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02When I'm on the school run in the mornings,
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I do get some strange looks from the mums.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09There's me walking along, sort of all done up to the max.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Don't stop Make it pop
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# DJ, blow my speakers up... #
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I apply fake tan every day.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20I say I look quite hot, sexy. Amazing, really.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I feel so much better now I've had my tan done.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Can you actually see out your eyes with those on?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Yes, what do you mean?- You do look like a tangerine, don't you?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33My mum's husband... Oh, my God.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Every time I go round there, he's always got something to say.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37She frightens the life out of me.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40She's got a pretty face under there somewhere, but we haven't seen it for a while.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43He's got a little nickname that he likes to call me as well,
0:04:43 > 0:04:47which is Tangerina Karina. I absolutely hate it.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52When I go to the gym, I have to make sure that I'm tanned up
0:04:52 > 0:04:55to the max and I've got a full face of make-up on,
0:04:55 > 0:04:59because you never know who you're going to see in the gym.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01She will never, ever leave the house
0:05:01 > 0:05:04without her make-up or hair being done.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07She just loves the glam, the bling of things.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Because I'm a mum, I think that I need to head down the whole
0:05:14 > 0:05:19sophisticated, still a bit sexy, but mature look
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and I just don't really know how to go about that myself, really.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25POD, I really need your help.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I really need you to help me tone it down a bit, please,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31but I just don't know how to do it, though, so please help me.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Karina clearly makes fakery a full-time job,
0:05:38 > 0:05:40so I think it's time to enforce a tea break.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46If you just close your eyes, I'm just going to spray you down.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- Right, that's done. How are you doing?- Hello.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- I think we've had quite enough of that then, haven't we?- Yeah.
0:05:58 > 0:06:04- So tell me, what is fake about your look?- My tan, my eyelashes, my hair.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Do you get a lot of attention through the way you look?- Yeah.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- From who?- I don't know if it's the right attention or the wrong attention, though.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Is it from blokes? - Yeah, the blokes, they love it.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17So what brings you to POD for a makeunder, then?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Because I'm a mum as well,
0:06:18 > 0:06:23I think I sort of need to start looking a bit more sophisticated.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Still a little bit sexy, but more sort of mature look.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30But I am dreading the fact that they're going to take away my eyelashes.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33They are like the fringing of a rug.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- POD's totally going to take them off you.- I know.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40So, I've got a quiz for you to try and work out how obsessed
0:06:40 > 0:06:42you really are with your fakery.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45So, imagine that you and your ideal man are on a desert island.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Who's your ideal man? - Vin Diesel.- OK.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52You can pick one of these two things to take with you.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- OK, bronzer or bikini?- Oh, my God.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Am I on a desert?- Desert island.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Bikini then, because the sun will tan me.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Hair extensions or a hammock?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Hair extensions.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08But you can't get jiggy in a hammock with Vin Diesel then.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Mirror or mobile phone?
0:07:10 > 0:07:16Probably my mobile phone, because I can use that as a mirror as well.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Reflective surfaces - clever girl!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21What I've learnt is that I probably wouldn't want to be stuck on
0:07:21 > 0:07:25a desert island with you, because we'd have lovely hair, but we'd die.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30- All that is left for me to say is POD awaits.- Thank you.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Tangerina Karina is going to be revamped.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Hi, POD. I'm Karina.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Do you have a nickname?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Yeah, I do have a nickname.- Go on.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55My nickname is Tangerina Karina.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57And why do you think that is, Karina?
0:07:57 > 0:08:03It may have something to do with my tan, maybe.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06POD computes you're a tangerine mummy.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07SHE GIGGLES
0:08:07 > 0:08:09No, I'm just a mummy, POD.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You're a tangerine mummy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You're a bit cheeky, POD.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16POD computes that you're a bit orange, Karina.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17KARINA GIGGLES
0:08:17 > 0:08:21What do you think your look says about you to other people?
0:08:21 > 0:08:25I think guys probably think that it's quite a sexy look.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Shall we find out?- OK.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35I asked the public if they would want to snog, marry or avoid this girl.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- What do you think they said? - Erm...definitely snog.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I would avoid the girl because I prefer natural-looking girls.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44She's got too much make-up and stuff.
0:08:44 > 0:08:50- "And stuff"?! What's "and stuff"? - They can't mean clothes, can they?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I would definitely avoid her, because it looks like
0:08:52 > 0:08:54too many have snogged her already.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- SHE GASPS - What a cheeky git!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I would avoid her because she looks like Pete Burns.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Pete Burns?
0:09:01 > 0:09:09Oh, my God. Really? I don't look anything like them. Him.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14In fact, 90% of the public want to...
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- avoid you.- Oh, my God!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Are you ready to hear POD's verdict? - Yes, POD.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22POD computes that you need my...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, you're so mean, POD.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Run phase two - Deep Cleanse.- OK.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Remove all your excess baggage.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44There you are.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I look so stupid, POD.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- You looked stupid before.- No!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Oh, my God.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58There. I feel naked.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02That's it, keep scrubbing.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- There you are. - Oh, Karina. Run the makeunder in...
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Oh, my God!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I look well different.
0:10:22 > 0:10:28- Different good?- Yeah, different good. It's a bit... I'm a bit like, wow!
0:10:28 > 0:10:34I like it. I'd say I look more like a mum now than what I did before.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39- And you're not tangerine anymore. - I know, I'm really, really pale.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42What do you think this looks says to the general public about how you are?
0:10:42 > 0:10:47I think they'll probably think I look quite sophisticated and pretty.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51I asked the public would they want to snog, marry or avoid you
0:10:51 > 0:10:53looking like this. What do you think they said?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Hopefully, some said snog.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Shall we find out?- OK.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I would snog her.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02She seems like an attractive, outward-going, smiley girl.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Oh, that's really sweet.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I would marry her, because she seems dead nice and sweet
0:11:09 > 0:11:10and she doesn't wear much make-up.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Oh! Oh, bless.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15I'd definitely snog her, yeah.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18She's a nice, classy-looking girl, nice make-up, nice hair.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Aww! I like these people. These people are nice.
0:11:22 > 0:11:28- Previously, 90% of the public wanted to avoid you.- Yeah.
0:11:28 > 0:11:34- Now, 80% of the public want to snog you.- Oh, my God.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- And the other 20% want to marry you. - I like the results better, POD.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40POD computes this has been a complete success.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Tangerina Karina will be no more.- No.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Goodbye.- Bye, POD!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Tonight, I'm meeting my best friend Becks, my best friend Claire
0:11:53 > 0:11:55and my best friend Matt.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I'm here to show them my new look and see what they think of it.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05I'm really excited to see Karina, but nervous at the same time.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I'm really hoping she's going to like her new look.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Hello.- Oh, my God!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Oh, my God!- You all right?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15You look lovely!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I think they was all very, very shocked when they see me.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I think they all absolutely loved it, though.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22You look absolutely amazing.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- So much better, honestly. Oh, my God.- Do you think?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27It's just like you're a different person.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Seeing their faces made me want to cry.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's just nice that they're all sort of happy to see me in my new look.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- You look a lot more sophisticated. - I feel like a mummy now.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I feel like a proper mum now.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42I think it will be a complete shock to people on the school run,
0:12:42 > 0:12:43and I think she'll enjoy it.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I think she looks absolutely stunning.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48They can't really call me Tangerina Karina now, can they?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52They'll probably call me Mighty Whitey or something!
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Thanks a lot, POD, for my new look. Really love it.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Trying to get used to it. Couldn't have done it without you.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Thanks, POD.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Earlier, POD set me the mission of embracing the local ladies' love
0:13:08 > 0:13:12of massive, long, fake nails, but before I get my own set
0:13:12 > 0:13:16of Cardiff claws, I think it's time to work out exactly what I'm in for.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20And how I'll unzip myself if I need to...go.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I have them painted and a pattern put on.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26It just makes them look pretty.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Do you see a lot of girls around with the big...?- They do.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30All about the cat claws in Cardiff.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Do you usually have really big nails?- Yeah, the long ones.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- How long?- Erm...out to there.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37How do you get anything done?!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it... #
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I imagine doing up a zip would be quite hard with this.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Yeah, and buttons as well.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# ..Put a ring on it
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #
0:13:51 > 0:13:54OK, so you're all done now, ready to wow the streets of Cardiff.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Well, let's see. Let's go and have a chat to some people
0:13:57 > 0:13:59and see what they make of these bad boys.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04What do you think of these bad boys?
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Don't like them.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Why? Why?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I think they look like cat claws.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Shall we see what they're like,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13maybe if I give you a little massage?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- I'd love that, go for it.- Yeah?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18You can just sit at home on a lonely Friday.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Ah!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- That's not even a scratch, that's more like a tickle, Ellie. Come on. - You want it really hard?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25You can do better than that, I know you can.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Do you like my nails?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Yes, I do.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- What about all the sparkles? - I think that looks lovely.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Hello, I just wondered if you liked my nails?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Did you just shoot me?!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Now, I was going to ask you what you thought of my nails,
0:14:45 > 0:14:47but I've just spied yours.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Give us a flash. Oh, my gosh.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53How do you do anything with those?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57I think it's basically you get used to them as they grow.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- I mean, they're quite normal to me. - So they're real?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Yeah, yeah, they're mine.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05I've had these on today and people have said I look like a witch.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Yeah, I get that all the time. Yeah.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Does it bother you?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Some days, but mostly, no. Because I'm not.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Because you're not a witch!
0:15:13 > 0:15:14No.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Oh, Ellie, I think I'm going to hate this. Come in.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Do you like them?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22POD thinks they are suitably horrendous.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26They've got a certain charm, if you like daggers, I think.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28What experiences have you had with them?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Quite a lot of the blokes really liked it because I gave them
0:15:31 > 0:15:34a little bit of a back scratch, a bit of a head massage.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Ellie, POD does not send you out there to touch men.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I know, but some of them are really buff round here!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Now take those nails off and get back out there.- OK, then.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Next up is a bloke who blames his fakery obsession
0:15:49 > 0:15:51for making him late for everything.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Let's hope he doesn't keep POD hanging around.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54She's no lady when she's waiting.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I'm Dan. It takes us three hours to get ready,
0:16:01 > 0:16:04but good things come to those who wait.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09I'm 20 and I'm a trainee hairstylist from South Shields.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14I literally paint my face from about 5.00 in the morning.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Tan is, like, the best invention ever.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I think Dan's way over the top.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Everybody just laughs. My friends think it's hilarious.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30Right now, I'm Sellotaping the mitt to the end of the mop
0:16:30 > 0:16:31so that I can reach me back.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I would just love him to have a makeunder
0:16:36 > 0:16:38so that he just looks normal again.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43When I go out with him, when we go shopping, everyone stares,
0:16:43 > 0:16:47and it's just too much, so I don't go anywhere with him anymore.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49It's a shame, really.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54He's always late, always late for college
0:16:54 > 0:16:59because he's putting his make-up on or he's dyeing the hair
0:16:59 > 0:17:02or he's touching things up. Always late, never on time.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06ALL: Dan!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09The hair's done, the face is on, we're ready to go out.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16My love life right now is, like, non-existent.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19If I was to go on a date with someone,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21by the time I was to get ready,
0:17:21 > 0:17:25they could have went on three other dates.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28POD, it takes me ages to get ready and I can't do it anymore.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I really need your help.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Blimey, Dan looks like he'd be late for his own funeral.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Although I'm sure he won't be late to meet moi.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40He won't be that long, I'm sure.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Dan!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oh, God, I won't be long. Two minutes.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Oh, well, hello.- Hi, hun.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Take your time, why don't you? Grab a seat.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- What have you been doing in there? - I've been getting ready.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Your clothes are quite interesting.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02You seem to have skinned a couple of chickens
0:18:02 > 0:18:04and whacked them on your shoulders.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Yeah, I thought it would look better on me so...- Oh, my God, Dan.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11You need an intervention, and I think this is the time for it.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Yeah.- So I know you're looking for a fella at the minute,
0:18:14 > 0:18:16but I know you won't leave the house unless you look perfect.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20So I've devised a quiz to try and work out what kind of man
0:18:20 > 0:18:23you would be willing to leave the house for on time.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- OK, David Beckham or David Cameron? - David Beckham, definitely.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- You don't like David Cameron? - I don't know who that is.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Robert Pattinson or Robert De Niro?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Robert Pattinson, but with a spray tan.- Yeah, cos he's really pale.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Yeah.- Harry Styles or Prince Harry?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Prince Harry, cos he's probably, like, really rich.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Well, I hope you have a great time in POD.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I can't imagine that she's going to let you keep the blue in.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oooh, I think POD's got her work cut out.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Hi, POD, I'm Dan. - Are you a bit desperate, Dan?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- No, I'm not desperate. Do I look desperate?- Certainly do.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Oh, my God, as if! I look great. I don't look desperate, I look good.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Dan, why are you covered from head to toe in fake tan?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I look sun-kissed.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I look like I've just got back from, like, a really hot country.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Dan, you don't look like you've been kissed by the sun -
0:19:27 > 0:19:31you look like you've been slapped around the face by it.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34How long does it take for you to look this ridiculous?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Probably, like, two days.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39But all that time spent painting your face hasn't exactly
0:19:39 > 0:19:41helped your love life.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Can you tell POD why that is?
0:19:43 > 0:19:48Because by the time I get ready to go on a date with someone,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50they could have been on, like, four dates already.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52And what do you think your look
0:19:52 > 0:19:54actually says about you to other people?
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- That I'm rather creative. - Shall we find out?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- OK, go on. - Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Dan, I asked the public
0:20:04 > 0:20:07if they would want to snog, marry or avoid this boy.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09What do you think they said?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Well, I think they said avoid.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I would avoid him, cos he looks like
0:20:14 > 0:20:15he would probably take my wallet.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19No way!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I would avoid, cos his hair is a show.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27This show would be on Broadway. This would be packed to the brim.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28I'd probably snog
0:20:28 > 0:20:30but then avoid for the rest of the night
0:20:30 > 0:20:31and the rest of the year.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Oh, my God, I can't believe it. That is terrible, that's awful.
0:20:37 > 0:20:43- In fact, 60% of the public do indeed want to avoid you.- 60%?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45POD computes you need my...
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh, God, bring it on, POD.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Run phase two - Deep Cleanse.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Remove all of your excess fakery.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Oh, God.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Oh, POD.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09It's a bit hard with these amazing shoulder pieces in the way.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Bye, beautiful eyes.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Oh, I can see a bit better now, actually.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21- Oh, my God. - That's it, cover it all up.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Oh, POD, this is terrible.- POD would like you to hold up that wipe.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I want to see how much make-up is on it.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32It looks like you have covered your face in cake mix.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37Run the makeunder in three, two, one...
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Oh, my God.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47No!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I look like a completely different person.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I actually like it, though. I think I look...
0:21:52 > 0:21:57I didn't think I would look good, but I do actually like it.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58How does it feel to know that
0:21:58 > 0:22:01you're imminently going to be saying goodbye to your single days?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Oh, POD, that would be nice.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Well, it's time to put your new look to the test.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07I asked the public
0:22:07 > 0:22:10if they'd like to snog, marry or avoid you,
0:22:10 > 0:22:11looking like this.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13What do you think they said?
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- I think they said snog. - OK, here goes.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I would snog. He looks very, very natural.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Aw, that's nice.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23I'd snog. He's cute,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25but we're probably both a bit too young for marriage.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Yeah, I am a bit young for marriage,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31so they can all just, like, form a queue and wait till later.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32I'd marry him,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34just because he looks natural, and he's fit.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36He is proper fit.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, well, it's good to know that I'm marriage material now.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Previously, 60% of the public said they would indeed avoid you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Now, 70% of the public want to snog you
0:22:45 > 0:22:49and 20% want to marry you.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Oh, POD, that is absolutely amazing. That's brilliant.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58POD computes that your makeunder has been a complete success.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Oh, thanks, POD.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Goodbye.- Bye!
0:23:08 > 0:23:09I've come to see my sister,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12and I'm really nervous as to what she's going to think of me new look.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I hope she actually still recognises us.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I'm dead excited. I've been waiting all day.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21On the train, I've been thinking about what he's going to look like,
0:23:21 > 0:23:24and I really can't wait to see him.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Surprise!- Oh, my God.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Do you think I look good?- Yeah.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Do you?- Yeah.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Do you like it?- I really like it.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36He looks much better, fresher, and I love it. I love his hair.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39So do you prefer the old me or the new me?
0:23:39 > 0:23:40- Definitely the new you.- Yeah.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- We can actually go shopping without people staring.- I know.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- You can walk down the street with us and not be embarrassed. - I can come out with you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I think my sister was genuinely shocked,
0:23:49 > 0:23:51but she definitely prefers the more toned-down me,
0:23:51 > 0:23:52so that's a good thing.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Cheers, hun.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Thanks for the makeunder, POD.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I'm definitely going to keep this look.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00It'll take us less time to get ready in the morning
0:24:00 > 0:24:03and I'll have so much time to do other things, so thank you.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Earlier, POD peeled away Tangerina Karina's orange exterior
0:24:10 > 0:24:13to reveal a natural beauty underneath.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15But did she keep her look? Let's go and see.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16- Well, hello.- Hello.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20I'm not sure if you're trying to trick me by wearing an orange top.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Is there orange tan lurking underneath here, or it's all good?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- No, it's all gone.- Are you kidding?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27No, there's nothing.
0:24:27 > 0:24:33- Congratulations. That's amazing.- I put a little bit on the face, but...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- But nothing else?- No.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Tangerina Karina has died.- Yeah.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41So, in POD, you said that you'd quite like a look
0:24:41 > 0:24:45that would stop the other mums staring at you at the school gates.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46- Has it worked?- They did look,
0:24:46 > 0:24:51cos obviously it's a drastic change from what I was before, but they're probably not looking, thinking,
0:24:51 > 0:24:53"Oh, my God, she looks like she's going out for the night."
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- So has everyone been positive?- Yeah.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57They've all been, "It looks so much better."
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I was like, "Why didn't you tell me this before?"
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- So if you had a message for POD, what would you say to her? - Thank you, POD,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05for helping me change my look.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- I really appreciate what you've done. Thank you!- Double thumbs up.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Double thumbs up.- Yeah!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15We're almost done for the day in Cardiff,
0:25:15 > 0:25:19but we couldn't leave without letting POD get to grips
0:25:19 > 0:25:21with the worst Welsh fashion failures.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22- Hi, POD, let us in!- Hi, POD!
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- What have you two come as? - I'm a dinosaur.
0:25:26 > 0:25:32- I have a tail. A dinosaur tail. Who doesn't want to be neon?- Me.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Why not?- Because quite frankly
0:25:34 > 0:25:37you're going to give everyone a headache looking like that.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- You're just mean.- So those glasses - do you both have trouble seeing?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- They're prescription glasses. - Yeah, really bad.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Would you lie to POD? - ALL: No.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48POD, let me in.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52POD computes that you, young man, need to put some clothes on.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I'm not sure if I can agree to that.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56At the very least, pull those tracksuit bottoms up.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57How far? There?
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- That's a bit too much. - There we go, see?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02There's no happy medium with you, POD.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Do you remember Dan from earlier? The one with the weird blue hair
0:26:12 > 0:26:14that POD turned into a natural handsome hunk?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Let's go and see if he kept his look.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Well, you look a little bit different.- Do you think?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- Where's the blue gone? - The blue is well gone.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- You do look much more natural.- Yeah.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28The thing that I really notice about you, apart from the no blue hair,
0:26:28 > 0:26:31is the fact that half of your torso isn't out.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Yeah, I'm, like, a lot more covered up now.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I'm not going to get arrested for indecent exposure.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39So, are you on time for things these days, then?
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Yeah, I'm on time for college, going out with my friends,
0:26:43 > 0:26:46and I've got a lot more time to do things as well.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48So, Dan, have you got a final message for POD, then?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Thanks for the makeunder, POD, you've done an amazing job.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53But I had to bring the tan back just a little bit.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Just a little bit. What's a man to do? What's a man to do?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Hello.- Come in, Ellie.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08So, I think we can say, Wales, done.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Did you get rid of those disgustingly ridiculous nails?
0:27:11 > 0:27:16I have mostly, apart from one mouldy one that wouldn't come off!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- See, Ellie? This is what happens with fakery.- It's disgusting.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21And it's pulled loads of my actual nails off,
0:27:21 > 0:27:23so I definitely won't be having those again.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Good. I'm very pleased. And what else did you find out?
0:27:26 > 0:27:31I found out that there are quite a lot of hunky men knocking around.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34We talked about that. They're not for you to play with.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38- Just a little bit!- No, Ellie.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- Your mission is to help me, and we've got more work to do.- No way.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44I'm off to go and try some Welsh rarebit.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47And as for you, it's time to POD off.
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