0:00:11 > 0:00:13POD, you've got your work cut out.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17My name's Ellie Taylor,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20and if you're fighting for the cause of fakery, then listen up,
0:00:20 > 0:00:24because Snog, Marry, Avoid is on tour and we're ready to slug it out.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Our personal overhaul device, POD, has had an interface-lift
0:00:30 > 0:00:32and an attitude upgrade,
0:00:32 > 0:00:35and she's waging war on Britain's biggest fakers.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- How many layers of slap do you have on your mush?- My bush?
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Not your bush, your mush!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46This series, no-one is safe as POD is touring the country
0:00:46 > 0:00:49to seek out some style sinners.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51ALARM BLARES
0:00:51 > 0:00:54From Manchester to Essex, from Newcastle to Cardiff,
0:00:54 > 0:00:58each week, POD is pouncing on the caked and baked.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01POD, please let us in.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04POD is also challenging moi to try out a few local style disasters.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07SHE LAUGHS
0:01:07 > 0:01:12- You want it really hard!- You can do better than that. I know you can.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh! I am Wonder WAG.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18This week...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I've just got the ferry across the Mersey to see
0:01:20 > 0:01:23if I could see any Scousers drowning in slap and sequins.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25You've guessed it, we're back in... Liverpool!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I wonder if I can spot a Rooney from here.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Hello! It's me! - Hello, Ellie. In you pop.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47So we're in Liverpool.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Yes, and POD is keen to find out more about a Liverpool phenomenon
0:01:50 > 0:01:54where people walk around in curlers and pyjamas.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57That sounds awesome. Like an all-day pyjama party?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Not awesome, Ellie, awful. - No, no, it'd be brilliant.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Imagine me and you in our pyjamas with pillow fights
0:02:03 > 0:02:05and we'd just eat ice cream and talk about boys,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08like, "Harry Styles is so fit," and then we'd laugh,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10and then we'd have some wine and probably cry,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12because we're never going to get Harry Styles,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14and it'd be really brilliant when we bond.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- No, Ellie. Go and do some work. - OK. Sorry.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Coming up on tonight's show,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24we meet a Welsh wild child who's not afraid to let it all hang out.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I like this dress because it's quite short and it shows off my boobs.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31We hit the streets of Liverpool once again,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33where I find out a bit more about Scouse style.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- You are wearing a pink wig.- Yes.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39POD meets some more of the city's fashionista failures.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Those caterpillars on your face. - Eyebrows.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46And also meeting POD for a much-needed make-under
0:02:46 > 0:02:49is a Scottish filly with a fake-tan fixation.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54It takes me four-and-a-half hours a day to get ready, cos I am black.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00POD asked me to find out why the women of Liverpool tend to wear
0:03:00 > 0:03:02rollers and pyjamas outside the house.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06It's time for this girl to get some answers.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I spend mostly all day getting ready.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I have my rollers in at about three in the afternoon.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16A few people give you a funny look but most people are used to it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18What's going on here? You've got your rollers in!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Yeah, cos we're going out tonight.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It's better than being uncomfortable.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25When you want to go shopping, you're already half done.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It is something that needs to be banned.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Some people criticise rollers, but it shows that Scouse girls
0:03:30 > 0:03:33take pride in their appearance and like to make themselves look nice.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35It's add a bit of character to the place.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39I'm estimating 100 to 200 rollers in there. Wow.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Have you ever gone out in rollers and pyjamas?- No way.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49You're not a Scouser unless you go out in your jammies.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54When they're out on the street in pyjamas and hair rollers...
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- No, definitely not. - Not a very good advert for the city.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Our everyday thing, isn't it?- Loose clothes for when you're going out.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03When they're walking round in their jammies,
0:04:03 > 0:04:06they just look trashy, instead of like, you know, classy.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Very fashion conscious.- She might be getting Alzheimer's any day,
0:04:09 > 0:04:13and she could start going out in her pyjamas, couldn't you, Mother?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Fancy saying that about your mother!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18After speaking to half of Liverpool,
0:04:18 > 0:04:20it seems that quite a few of them are a bit cross about the whole
0:04:20 > 0:04:23rollers-and-pyjamas look, so I thought I'd try it out.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Great idea, Ellie(!)
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- How hot do I look right now? - Not amazingly.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Out of ten, what would you give my style today?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37One, maybe two. I'm sorry.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'd rather have flat hair than that hair.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41SHE GASPS How very dare you!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49First up is a daddy's girl who's got a lot of front.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54In fact, some may say she's a bit of a celebri-titty.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I'm Lacy Cakes and I love to cake on the fake.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03I'm 19 years old. I'm unemployed at the moment,
0:05:03 > 0:05:07so I just spend a lot of time with my girlies.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Bam - I just fake every day, all day. I look amazing.
0:05:12 > 0:05:18I've got fake nails, eyelashes, hair extensions, lots of piercings.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20If I was the Prime Minister, I would make it a law
0:05:20 > 0:05:22that everyone should have blonde hair.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I like this dress because it's quite short and it shows off my boobs.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30They're not fake, they are real, 100% mine.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31I like the way I look,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33but I think I'm the only one who likes the way look.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36My parents hate it. My friends don't like it.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I think she just wears too much make-up and tarty clothes,
0:05:40 > 0:05:41and there's no need for it.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43If she's confident, then it's good that she's confident
0:05:43 > 0:05:45and can wear what she wears,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47but it would be nice to see her a bit more covered up.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I've been searching for about a year and a half for a job.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Hiya, I just wondered if you had any jobs going.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54We haven't at the moment.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I go as myself, I'm not going to pretend I'm somebody else,
0:05:56 > 0:05:58and a lot of people don't like that.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03- Hi, I wondered if you had any jobs going?- Um, I'm afraid not, no.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09All done.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13I go out about three times a week. I love clubbing.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks. Maybe a little too much drink.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I think Lacy's look's a bit tarty. She needs to glam down.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23She's attracting the wrong sort of men. Cover herself up a little bit.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Go hard or go home.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30I want a make-under because I'd like to find a nice guy
0:06:30 > 0:06:33who doesn't just want to touch my boobs in public.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35POD, I need your help.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'm fed up of this, fed up of spending hours to get ready.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I need a job.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I'm fed up of all this unwanted male attention from sleazy men.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Please help me!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, Lacy seems like a very interesting girl.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51In fact, there are a couple of things I'd like to talk to her about.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Hi, Lacy.- Oh, hello. - Oh, that's a big one.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- I'm just going to pop my melons in your basket.- Right.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Shall we go and have a chat somewhere a bit more quiet?- OK.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Is it me, or are we in some kind of Carry On film?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04It's very nice to sit down.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07My hands are hurting after all that melon holding.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- You must feel my pain, sister? - Yeah, but you know what?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12They're the actual things that are real
0:07:12 > 0:07:15and everyone always assumes they're fake.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17The fake tan's quite in your face, though.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19You're kind of going towards the colour of my dress, I think.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Not a problem. I love it.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23So who pays for all of this?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26My daddy pays for absolutely everything.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27- Are you kidding?- No.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- How much do you think he's forked out over the years?- Thousands, probably.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34That's why I need to see POD. I need to find a job,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36and I think, to get a job, I need to tone down my look,
0:07:36 > 0:07:39and also, to save my dad a lot of money.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I have got a little quiz for you to try
0:07:41 > 0:07:45and work out how important it really is for you to get a job.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50You can either have a job in fashion PR or you can have six months
0:07:50 > 0:07:55of fake tan that doesn't come off. Oh! What a choice!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- I'm going to say fake tan. - That's the wrong answer!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01It doesn't come off!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Would you like a job as a party planner,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06or would you like to have permanent fake eyelashes?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Party planner.- OK, that's good.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- So you don't like the eyelashes that much?- They're OK.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Would you rather be an air steward
0:08:14 > 0:08:17or have an endless supply of designer heels?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh! Now you're asking!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Um, no, I'd go for the job this time.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Give me your best lights down the aisle.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh, you've totally saved my life.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30All that really remains for me to say
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- is all the very best of luck and POD awaits.- Bring it on!
0:08:41 > 0:08:47- I am POD, the personal overhaul device. Who are you?- I'm Lacy Cakes.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- What are your cakes laced with? - Cream.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51How much cream?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Lots of brown, fake cream.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- Yes, POD computes you've been rolling around in mud.- I like it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00As you don't have a job,
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- POD wonders how you pay for all your ridiculous fakery.- Daddy.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Oh, dear. Are you a bit of a daddy's girl?- 100%.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Is he feeding your fake addiction? - He is.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- But he hasn't got a choice. - We'll see about that, young lady.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- POD computes you've just met your match.- Bring it on, POD.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21If you could do any job in the world, what would it be?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Air hostess.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- And why would you like to do that? - Cos you can still be glamorous.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30POD computes that the only airline you'd work for is a no-frills one.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31You'd be surprised.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- You've certainly got massive airbags.- Basically.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- They are whoppers, aren't they? - Yeah.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Do they have names?- Yes. It's Teeny and Tiny.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- What do people say about them? - They don't say, they...they grab.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- That's not very nice. - It's not, I can't stand it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Shall we find out what the general public think of your look?- Yeah.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Run phase one, Public Analysis.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:10:00 > 0:10:05- What do you think they said?- Avoid. - Let's find out.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I think I'd avoid Lacy Cakes cos she's got a bit too much make-up on,
0:10:08 > 0:10:09and I prefer my girls a bit more natural.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Makes sense. I suppose.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I would avoid that girl cos she looks like a man in drag.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Yeah, I've heard that before. - Even with Teeny and Tiny?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Even with Teeny and Tiny.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Avoid, simply because she terrifies me.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24SHE LAUGHS AND GROWLS
0:10:24 > 0:10:29In fact, 100% of the public - uh, that's everyone -
0:10:29 > 0:10:31said they'd avoid you.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32I'm not surprised.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- It's time for a change, isn't it? - Yeah.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Lacy Cakes, POD computes you need to be transformed from
0:10:39 > 0:10:41a drastically dressed daddy's girl
0:10:41 > 0:10:44into an irresistible independent woman.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Amen to that.- Run the Deep Cleanse.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Goodbye, fake nails.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I'll miss you.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05I won't.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Urgh!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24It's not that bad.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29Run the make-under in three, two, one.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Do you know what? I actually like it.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45I love it... I love it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I look so different. It's ten times better than I thought it would be.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52And how do you feel now Teeny and Tiny have been tucked away?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56It's weird, but they're going to stay away.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- You genuinely look stunning. - Thank you, POD.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Before, 100% of the public said they'd avoid you.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- What do you think they'll say now? - Snog.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I would snog her, because she's definitely a looker,
0:12:09 > 0:12:11someone I'd take out for a good night.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13It's better than what they said before.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- It certainly couldn't be any worse. - Yeah.- I'd snog her.
0:12:16 > 0:12:22She's pretty fit. She'd have a good night out, it'd be fun.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I would snog that girl. She looks nice. Nice hair, nice make-up.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Very nice.- Is it nice to hear someone being that sweet to you?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Yeah, makes a change.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35So 90% of the public now want to either snog or marry you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- Have you got time for all that snogging?- No.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43What would you say to other people thinking about having a make-under?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Do it, it's amazing. I'm so happy that I did this.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50POD computes that this make-under has been a complete success.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Thank you, Lacy. Goodbye. - Thank you, POD.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58I've just had my make-under,
0:12:58 > 0:13:00and I'm about to go upstairs to meet my friend, Sian.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03She's seen me like this for the first time in years.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06I can't wait to see what she thinks about it.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I'm very excited. Oh, my God, I can't wait.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11She's going to look so different, such a change.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19- Oh, my God.- Hello.- Oh, my God, you look amazing.- Do you like it?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- It looks so good.- Oh, you like it? - Yeah, really good. Turn around.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Really?- Turn around. Look at the hair. Oh, my God.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29It's a bit of a shock to the system, how different she looks.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- I'm so gobsmacked. You look amazing! - Really?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37She looks so sophisticated. I really, really liked it.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Now I've had the chance to take it in, I absolutely love my look.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I think it's going to serve me well.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I'm shaking - I was so scared about what you'd look like.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49- You were scared? - I can't wait to take you out now.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Show my new girlfriend off!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53One of the most valuable lessons I've learned from meeting POD
0:13:53 > 0:13:56is that I don't need to wear all the make-up to look good.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I don't need to have my bits hanging out everywhere to look good.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Covering up is still sexy.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Cheers, Lace! To new beginnings.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07POD, I love you!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Well, I've rocked the curlers-and-PJs look,
0:14:15 > 0:14:19but what other strange sights can be spotted on the streets of Liverpool?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- ALL:- Liverpool style is amazing.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Liverpool style is gorgeous, fabulous.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Big eyebrows.- Dramatic.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Big eyelashes, lots of make-up. Heels.- Brown.
0:14:30 > 0:14:36I think Liverpool style is very feminine and very sexy.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Tell me a bit about Scouse style. - It's really over the top, isn't it?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- That's quite soft.- Yeah. - I thought it was going to be...
0:14:42 > 0:14:46We take pride in what we wear. We take pride in our appearance.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I think the Scouser girls put a lot more effort
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- than any girl anywhere. - Anywhere in the UK.- Yeah.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Liverpool style is the best in the world,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55and Milan, they follow us!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Next up is a Scottish lass who works as a chef.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Now, if she were to be a dish of the day,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'm pretty sure it would be duck a l'orange. Ha.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Hi, I'm Charlene, I'm 19, and I'm tantastic.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I live in Thurso, and I'm proud to be
0:15:21 > 0:15:23northern Scotland's most-tanned woman.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Everybody in Thurso knows me, because of my tan.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Hi.- Hello.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Because I am black.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Might do all right in the South of France,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36but it just looks a bit much in Thurso.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42The only white part of my body is the soles of my feet.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44We all tend to be quite pasty-white up here,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47but she's a kind of Day-Glo orange sort of colour.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50It takes me four-and-a-half hours a day to get ready.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I think Charlene wears too much fake tan.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I think she's much too orange-looking.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59There probably is a bonny lassie underneath there somewhere,
0:15:59 > 0:16:00but you've never seen it.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Everything with me is fake.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08I wear four layers of foundation, my fake hair, fake eyelashes,
0:16:08 > 0:16:11fake nails, chicken fillets.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17All my friends always call me a Oompa-Loompa.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Going on a night out with her is just embarrassing.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I started cheffing when I was 15.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I got into cheffing because I fancied a boy,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31and we've been going for four years now.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36My mum, she's a bit thin for my look, she thinks it's horrible.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41I think Charlene's look is totally over the top, I don't like it.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43She doesn't need it. It's just disgusting.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Charlene's famous in Thurso, obviously, cos of her fake tan,
0:16:47 > 0:16:49but once she gets the make-under,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I'm hoping everyone will see Charlene is a natural beauty.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56POD, I want your help because I want to look different,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59but you're going to have a challenge on your hands for this one.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02So I'm about to meet Charlene, who is apparently
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Thurso's answer to Katie Price. Let's take a look.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Charlene, I'm so glad you've got the pink sunglasses on,
0:17:08 > 0:17:09because if you didn't,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I'm pretty sure you'd camouflage into this sofa.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- I know, well, I like it.- It's a very strong colour you've gone for.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- It's not dark enough. - It's not dark enough?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22It's like an addiction, honestly, it really is.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25What would you like POD to do for you? Why are you seeing POD?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Well, because my mum is like... oh, you know, in my face 24/7.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32And it was her that told me go head-to-head with POD.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33- Oh, really?- Yeah.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- So she really wants you to change your look?- Yeah.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Have got to the stage of your life where you've had enough?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- I have, yeah.- So I've got a few quick-fire questions for you.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- OK.- Cooking up a culinary delight
0:17:44 > 0:17:47or baking your baps till there's a fright?
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- Baking your baps till there's a fright.- Oh, really? Unbelievable.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Greasy fry-up or greasy skin? - Greasy skin.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Really?- Yeah, I hate fry-ups.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Do you?- With passion. - You're a mad, mad woman.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05Please, sir, can I have some more, or sorry, darling, there's the door?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Please, sir, can I have some more? - Amen.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Well, the very best of luck with you. - Thank you.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- POD awaits.- I'm excited.
0:18:20 > 0:18:27- I am POD, the personal overhaul device. Who are you?- I'm Charlene.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32- Where are you from?- Scotland. - Whereabouts in Scotland?- Thurso.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Ah, home to the Dounreay nuclear power station!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39That would explain your radioactive colour scheme.
0:18:40 > 0:18:45- POD would like to know, what colour would you describe your skin?- Brown.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Not orange?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Thanks(!)
0:18:49 > 0:18:53POD computes you need to get that ridiculous slap off your face.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54You're going to get it!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Please don't hit me, Charlene, I've got a very delicate lens.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Being a chef, it is your look inspired by the food you serve?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- What do you mean?- For example, are you trying to look like this?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- I do not look like a burnt bit of toast.- Are you sure about that?
0:19:12 > 0:19:18- I'm positive.- OK, well, maybe you look like the colour of this.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23A burnt sausage. I do not look like a sausage.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24I knew you were going to do that,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27give me a jug of gravy, I do not look like gravy.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- POD is only here to help, Charlene, and, Lord knows, you need it.- What?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Nothing!
0:19:33 > 0:19:38- Shall we find out what the public thinks of your look?- Yeah.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Run phase one, Public Analysis.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42POD asked the public,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45"Would you want to snog, marry, or avoid this girl?"
0:19:45 > 0:19:50- What do you think they said?- Marry. - Marry?- Yeah.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Who wouldn't want to marry me? - Let's find out.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57I would avoid her, because she is a bit of a chav.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'd definitely avoid her,
0:19:59 > 0:20:01she definitely wears too much make-up,
0:20:01 > 0:20:04and she looks a bit on the scruffy side for me.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07They're probably scruffy themselves, how can they speak?
0:20:07 > 0:20:12Avoid. The spray tan's an absolute mess. It makes her look pathetic.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's not a spray tan, it's a mousse,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17so you just tell them it's a mousse, not a spray.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20POD computes that 100% of the people
0:20:20 > 0:20:22we asked said they'd avoid you.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25So my verdict is that, with your baked body,
0:20:25 > 0:20:28you look like a reject from Hell's Kitchen.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Thanks(!)
0:20:29 > 0:20:33So you're going to go from kitchen nightmare to dish of the day,
0:20:33 > 0:20:36with my Michelin-starred make-under.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39It's time for the Deep Cleanse.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- I'll keep my sunglasses on.- No!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52This is ridiculous.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Oh, God. I now have no hair. Now I look bald.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Get 'em off!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07There we go. Done.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Run the make-under, in three, two, one.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, my God!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I think I'm seeing stars.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I'm seeing a star, a star of natural beauty.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29God, I can't believe how light I am. I'm shocked.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- POD computes that the only thing missing is a big stick.- What for?
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Beating off the men.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Thanks.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40What's your mum going to say when she sees this look?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42She's probably going to cry.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Will the public be reduced to tears when they see your new look?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Let's find out.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I would marry her, she looks nice and natural.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Aw, that's cute.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I would marry this girl. She has a nice smile,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- someone you could take home to your mum.- That's nice.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00In fact, 50% of the public now want to snog you.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02That's good.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04And 20% want to marry you,
0:22:04 > 0:22:09which means that 70% of the public want to either snog or marry you.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- That's good. Better than the last time, anyways.- It certainly is.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18How does it feel to know that you are now a stunning natural beauty?
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- It feels great. I love it.- It's been lovely talking to you, Charlene.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- It's been lovely talking to you too, POD.- Goodbye.- Bye.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Just now I'm feeling really nervous, just excited as well,
0:22:36 > 0:22:40but a nervous excitement. I just can't wait to see her.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I think now Charlene's had the make-under, she's going to look very different.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Oh, my God!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Oh!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54My God, you look lovely.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Oh!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I knew she was going to start crying.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I'm actually speechless, seriously speechless.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16I can't believe...
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I didn't recognise her coming down there just now.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23You look so sophisticated and businesslike and really lovely.
0:23:23 > 0:23:28Look, no fake tan. Brilliant. Not one bit of fake tan.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29I was actually shocked.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32She rendered me speechless, and that never happens.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35She was gorgeous, but she's even more gorgeous now.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- Pale is beautiful, I love it. - Here's to your new look. Cheers.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Earlier, we met Lacy Cakes,
0:23:44 > 0:23:48who had an amazing transformation in POD, but did she keep her look?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Let's have a little peek. Lacy, you look completely different.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Definitely. - No hair at all.- Thank you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58It's a joke, because that's your dad. Hello, Charlie.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01What do you make of this new, improved version of your daughter?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Oh, a lot better.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I really did like it when she came home,
0:24:04 > 0:24:08but, as you can see, the hair is growing.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09What's happened, Lacy?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12I just couldn't get to grips with the short hair, I did like it,
0:24:12 > 0:24:15but it'll take time to get used to, so the hair extensions are back.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17But everything else is pretty much gone.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Yeah, the nails have gone, eyelashes have gone.- Fake tan?- Yeah.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Hardly any make-up.- Your skin and face looks beautiful.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Now I can see your eyes.- Yeah. - So are you happy
0:24:26 > 0:24:29with this sort of slightly different version of yourself?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I'm really happy now, definitely, I'm so glad I did it.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33And the clothes are more covered up as well.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38- You look lovely. You look really classy.- Oh, thank you.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Do you prefer the look of the more covered up?- Oh, yeah, definitely.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45I prefer her looking...less make-up, less tarty, basically.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46- Yeah.- Cheers, Dad(!)
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Are you a little bit happy because she won't be using your credit card?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Yeah, yeah. A lot happier.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55So, Lacy, do you have a final message for POD, then?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58The make-over was great, but the long hair had to come back,
0:24:58 > 0:24:59but, POD, I still love you.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Do you really love her?- I do. - I'm sure Charlie does.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12POD's Liverpool lay-over is almost up,
0:25:12 > 0:25:16but there still time for a few more home truths from the hard drive.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- You appear to have something living on your head.- On my head?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Those caterpillars on your face. - Eyebrows.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29This is a very sparkly top, which I like,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32because it attracts the light when you walk in the room.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Ah, the deranged disco look. Bang on trend.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Who have you come as? Pocahontas?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44This is my sister's. She'll be angry about that.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Who's that, Lily Savage?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48We can all make fashion mistakes sometimes.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53- And you've clearly made a clothing clanger today.- Ah!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Liverpool girls are the bestest-looking girls in the world.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58They're the most glamorous-looking girls in the world,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01and I wouldn't change being a Liverpool girl for anything.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05- POD computes that is a very pretty and flattering dress.- Thank you.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Which makes your ridiculously long eyelashes look ridiculous.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- I'll kill you.- Please don't kill me.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- I will, I'll kill you. - Quick, call the fashion police!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Earlier, we met Charlene, who's gone head-to-head with POD,
0:26:21 > 0:26:24but did she keep her look? Let's go and see.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- Oh, my gosh. You look amazing! - Thanks.- You look so different.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- I know, it's mental. - I honestly didn't recognise you.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I thought, "Who is the girl sitting on the couch?"
0:26:33 > 0:26:36That's what everybody's been like. "I didn't know it was you!"
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- I can't believe what a different colour you are.- I know.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Cos last time we met, we were on a tan sofa,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44and you kind of blended in to the background.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46But now we're on white sofas,
0:26:46 > 0:26:48and you're more of a similar colour now.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52I know. I can't believe how dark I went, like who does that?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54And your outfit, and everything's all buttoned up,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- compared to everything coming out before.- I know.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59It's...weird, but I like it.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01And are you happy with the sort of natural you?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Yeah. It's totally different, like, but I love it.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Do you reckon POD's converted you, then?- I'm never tanning again.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Honestly, you're never going to do it again?- Never again.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- That's a strong thing to say, Charlene.- I know!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Wow, you really have changed.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19Honestly, I actually feel so different. POD, you did good.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22You got a thumbs-up! POD got a thumbs-up. I think we win, then.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Give me a high-five. Well done. You look ace.- Thanks.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Hello, it's me.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33The wanderer returns. Come on in.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Another day, another city conquered.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42So, Ellie, did you blend in with the Liverpool crowd?
0:27:42 > 0:27:44I went out with the rollers and the pyjamas on,
0:27:44 > 0:27:45and it was quite liberating,
0:27:45 > 0:27:48because you don't care what anyone else thinks.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50So you'll be adopting this look, then?
0:27:50 > 0:27:54No, I would never, ever, ever go out like that...I think.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57So is it mission accomplished in Liverpool?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I think it's safe to say we have put Liverpool to bed,
0:27:59 > 0:28:02which means, for you, it's time to POD off.