0:00:03 > 0:00:06POD, you've got your work cut out!
0:00:06 > 0:00:11If you're mesmerised by make-up, seduced by spray tans,
0:00:11 > 0:00:13and besotted by your beauty routine,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16we say it's time to give fakery the kiss-off.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Our Personal Overhaul Device, or POD for short, has been stripped down
0:00:20 > 0:00:25and rebooted, and has waged war on Britain's biggest fakers.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27POD would like to know how much does it take to look this cheap?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Uh!
0:00:30 > 0:00:35And nowhere is safe. This time round, POD is on the road.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38From Manchester to Newcastle, Liverpool to Cardiff,
0:00:38 > 0:00:39if it's fake, we'll find it.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42BOTH: POD, please let us in.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46POD is also challenging me to try out some local style disasters.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49I am WonderWAG.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52And it seems the North West is still riddled with fakery,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55so POD wants a rematch.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Where are we today?
0:00:56 > 0:00:57ALL: Manchester!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Hi, POD. - Hello, Ellie.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12I see we're in Manchester, then.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16One visit just wasn't enough to de-fake Manchester.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18In fact, you'd better be careful out there.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, thank you. I didn't know you cared.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24I don't. I just don't want you to get slowed down by all the slap.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25You have got a lot to do.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27So I've got to go and do all the work, again?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Yes. And could you pick me up some lens cleaner?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Seriously, don't push it, because you'll just get a lens cap.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Coming up, POD is faced with a girl
0:01:36 > 0:01:39who has taken tanning to a whole other level.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I don't want to look like anybody else.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43I lash up and hit the streets.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Let's see what the people of Manchester make of these.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50And we meet a faker who thinks he's more bunny than boy.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51I love looking different
0:01:51 > 0:01:53from everybody else. Life is too short to be boring.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Manchester girls seem to be ruling the school when it comes to fashion,
0:02:01 > 0:02:05but that might mean that POD'll keep some of them in for detention.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16The girls in Manchester have got very short skirts and big hair.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19You've got hair like yetis.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21What's a yeti?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22I only bought this yesterday.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27What do you think about girls in Manchester and what they're wearing at the minute?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29They like to make quite a lot of effort.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33It's all about brights at the minute, isn't it? We've got to show it, haven't we?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35We've got it going on.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39I think Manchester's a really great city, because everything goes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Your eyes are amazing.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Oh, thank you.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I think Manchester girls look absolutely gorgeous.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47They make more effort than anywhere else.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50You're clearly not from Manchester, then.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Next up is a girl whose obsession with fake tanning
0:02:55 > 0:02:58has been taken to the max and then timesed by 100,
0:02:58 > 0:03:02which means POD is going to go into overdrive.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Hello, I'm Hannah, and I spend my life trying to stand out.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13I love tan. I've been tanning for years.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I think the oranger, the better.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I mean, the girls today do have a bit of a tan, I know that,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21but Hannah looks as if she's been on a permanent holiday to Spain.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Yeah, I think my face is nice and colourful.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26It could just be toned down a bit.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29My dad pays for everything.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34I reckon, a month, it would probably cost about £300.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You don't want to look like too much of an idiot, do you?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41She'd be more pretty without as much tanning and make-up on,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44and my pocket would be a lot healthier.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Maybe me and the wife could go out a couple of times a week, or something.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52I think I look amazing with my tan. I love it.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Especially when I go out. Everybody looks at me.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00'My friends always take the Mick out of my look.'
0:04:00 > 0:04:02That's nice.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Sometimes they call me Frodo Baggins, which I'm not happy about!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I love her to bits,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11but she just doesn't need to look like that to get attention.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12I could wear two.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16It would be nice to see her natural beauty, for once.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18'People judge me by the way I look.'
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Have you got any jobs going?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I haven't, no, sorry.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27People just look at me like I'm joking, but I'm actually not.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28I'm really serious.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31A makeunder, I think, would prove to Hannah that she doesn't
0:04:31 > 0:04:34have to wear all the tan to be who she is.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38You know, and just be proud of herself without it.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I'm terrified what POD is going to do to me.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I won't stand out, I'll look exactly the same as everybody else.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Wow. I mean, there's fake tan, and then there's Hannah.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Let's go and have a chat.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Hannah, I've met some girls who are orange, and then I met you.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh, my lord! You are mahogany!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Thank you. - You are white, aren't you?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Yeah.- So you would go out every day looking this brown?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Yeah.- What about if you're going out in the evening? Would you whack it up a notch?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Yeah, I'd put even more on.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11All your bed linen and stuff must be disgusting.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- It is.- Have you had to go for dark stuff, then, now? You can't do white.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Oh, no. My mum still does white. I know.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- She must wash them every 15 minutes!- Yeah.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23How can you fake tan with those on?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26You get used to it. You can do everything with them.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Really?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Yeah. There is one thing I can't do, and that's take the pound out of the trolley.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34That's the only thing.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Even you must think this is quite an extreme look, now.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Sometimes I do think it, like when I look in the mirror
0:05:39 > 0:05:41and I think, "Am I a bit over the top?"
0:05:41 > 0:05:45But then I think, "Well, I like it, so..."
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- So, you don't have a job at the minute.- No.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Is that one of the reasons that you'd like to come into POD, then?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yeah, I'd like to maybe tone down a little bit,
0:05:53 > 0:05:56just so they might take me a bit more serious.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I cannot wait to see how this works out.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Hannah, POD awaits.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I'm really scared!
0:06:09 > 0:06:14I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Hi, POD. I'm Hannah.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Hannah, you are a streaky, made-up mess!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21What colour are you supposed to be?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I think my colour is very orange and glowing.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29POD computes orange would be an improvement.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31You must have bought all the fake tan in Wales.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Do I look expensive?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Unfortunately, no.- Oh.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Now, those talons.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43They're beautiful. Don't you like them? They're cheetahs.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I like being fake, POD.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Clearly. What is the fakest part of you?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49My face.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Hannah, you may have the fakest face POD has ever seen,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55but are you the Queen of the Oompa-Loompas?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56I like to think so.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Let's see, shall we?
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Hannah, POD would like to award you the Olympic gold medal for the most tanned person ever.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Oh, thank you!
0:07:05 > 0:07:10But you know what that means? You couldn't get any tanner than you are now.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15- Are you excited to represent your country in the tanning addicts Olympics?- I am, I'm really excited.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18OK. Are you going to give your acceptance speech?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Erm, yeah. I would like to thank my dad for paying for it,
0:07:22 > 0:07:26and I'd like to thank myself for looking so good wearing the tan.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Hannah, you may think you look good,
0:07:28 > 0:07:29POD computes it's a disaster,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32but what do you think the general public thinks?
0:07:32 > 0:07:37I don't know. People probably think I just look cheap, don't they, POD?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Well, the public have spoken. Be brave, Hannah.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42OK.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Run phase one.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:07:50 > 0:07:52What do you think they said?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Snog.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Let's find out.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Avoid. She's too tanned.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02That's true, actually, but they shouldn't avoid me for it.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I would avoid that girl.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05She's got too much make-up on.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06I can't even see her features,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I can't even see the colour of her eyes, either,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10and that's really important.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12You can't see my eyes,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15so I agree with that, you can't see them,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17but you still shouldn't avoid me.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Unfortunately, I'd avoid her,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20because she's got too much make-up on her face,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22so if I put my finger inside her cheek,
0:08:22 > 0:08:23she probably wouldn't feel it,
0:08:23 > 0:08:25she's got so much make-up on.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Well, that is true.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Nobody is allowed to touch my face, though.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Hannah, 100% of people
0:08:30 > 0:08:33said they wanted to avoid you.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Well, that's not fair, is it, POD?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I reckon you're lying, POD.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38POD never lies.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Are you ready to hear POD's verdict?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42If I must, yeah.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44POD computes you are a tan-tastic,
0:08:44 > 0:08:49totally plastic Queen of the Oompa-Loompas, and you need my...
0:08:52 > 0:08:54What are you going to do to me, POD?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- I'm going to turn you into a natural beauty.- OK.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Run phase two.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05OK, Hannah. Put on your deep cleanse dressing gown.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07It's time to say goodbye, Oompa-Loompa.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I feel like my nan!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I bet your nan wouldn't wear that wig. Get rid of it.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13What, all of it?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yes, Hannah, all of it.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17This'll take a while, POD.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Natural beauty can't be rushed.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23This is no laughing matter, Hannah.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25I don't like you any more, POD.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I'm not here to be liked. Now, remove those ludicrous lashes.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29What, all of them?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Yes, Hannah, all of them.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33There's not that many pairs.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Hannah, you are close to a lost cause.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Yeah!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Now, remove all that slap.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Hannah.- Yes, POD?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45That is disgusting!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Is it getting better?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Anything's an improvement.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Now, are you ready to see yourself as a natural beauty?
0:09:52 > 0:09:53I doubt it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Run the makeunder.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Oh!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, it's really nice.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Even without your fake face?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Yeah.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Sorry.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I really like it!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You should. Are you happy?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21I really like it.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Good. Let's see if the general public agree.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25I'd marry her.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28She looks very cute and very nice.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29I hope you all think I am.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Hannah, you definitely are.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I'd give her a cheeky snog.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35She seems very cute and very natural.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Oh, God.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38I'd definitely marry her.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Her hair looks really nice,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42and her skin has a really good complexion, as well.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, that's a posh word.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45A posh word for a classy girl.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Hannah, before, everyone wanted to avoid you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Now, 60 percent want to snog you,
0:10:50 > 0:10:53and the other 40 percent want to marry you.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Yay!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56How do you feel, Hannah?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Really happy.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00You are no longer the Queen of the Oompa-Loompas.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03You are now the princess of natural beauty.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04OK.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Has POD proven to you that you are, in fact, a natural beauty?
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Yes, you have, POD.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Then my work is done. Goodbye.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Bye.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'm really nervous about people seeing my new look.
0:11:21 > 0:11:28My dad's inside. I hope he's going to like my look, so fingers crossed.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Really excited. Excited and nervous to see what she looks like.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35She's only just come to 18.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I haven't really seen her in two years nearly now,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41what she should really look like without her make-up on.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47I think I do look really classy, actually, for the first time!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I hope it makes her think that she doesn't have to put all tan
0:11:49 > 0:11:52and make-up on to be who she is, really.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Oh, my God!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06You look brilliant!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Who is this?!
0:12:10 > 0:12:11You look brilliant.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Do you like it?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14You look great!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's unbelievable, the change.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19I thought it would be OK,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21but I didn't expect him to think it was that good.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27She looks so sophisticated. I feel like I've got my daughter back now.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31You look brilliant. You do look really good.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33You made a dad very happy, POD. Thank you.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39I've seen a lot of girls today in Manchester with fake eyelashes,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41and frankly, I'm feeling left out,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44so what POD doesn't know won't hurt her.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Let's see what the people of Manchester make of these.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Hello, sorry.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Is there anything about me that particularly stands out?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Your eyelashes.- You like them? - Yeah, they look really nice.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01What do you think of my face?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Mental.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Hello, sorry, madam. - Yeah?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06I just wondered what you thought of my eyelashes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I think they are extreme.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10It's quite cold, so maybe they're keeping my eyes warm.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12They are really beautiful.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14You have to be pretty to wear them, though.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16If you're ugly, you could not get away with it.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21They're very in-your-face. They're lovely.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23You can't backtrack now!
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Is there anything that stands out about me, particularly?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Your eyelashes.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You said that whilst looking at my boobs. That was quite clever!
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Turn to t'side.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36They're thick, aren't they?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Yeah, very. Wide load.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Thumbs up or thumbs down for the eyelashes?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Thumbs down. I'm sorry.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46There's only one thing for it. They've got to go.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I'm ready.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I hope I don't take my eyes with them.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Ow!
0:13:55 > 0:13:56That's disgusting.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Next up is a bloke who works in a casino,
0:14:02 > 0:14:04but will his luck run out when he meets POD?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Place your bets.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Hi, my name is Tomazs. I'm 27 years old.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I'm working in Local Casino in Nottingham.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21And I don't miss a trick when it comes to my sexy style.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27When I spin the balls, some people can get really lucky.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Woo!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37My style is always, like, outstanding, so it's never, never boring, I would say.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40There's never, never enough of sunglasses.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43These are really nice. They look really nice on my face.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Love to be the first male Playboy bunny in the world.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52I love looking different from anybody else.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Life is too short to be boring.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I guess my friends love the way I look,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01but, definitely, sometimes, they wish I could change,
0:15:01 > 0:15:05because I believe, sometimes, I bring them too much embarrassment.
0:15:05 > 0:15:11Usually he wears less clothes than me.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Let's put it this way,
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm trying to pretend that England is a huge beach
0:15:14 > 0:15:16with beautiful weather.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18He's always late, everywhere we go.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Maybe he needs a little bit of change, so maybe it will be good for him.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Maybe this style is not always for shopping,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32but definitely for going out, it's the best style ever.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Some people love the way I look,
0:15:36 > 0:15:39because obviously they've had a few drinks already.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46But I believe they think I'm a bit too much sometimes.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I guess I would like to have a makeunder
0:15:48 > 0:15:53because some people may start taking me more seriously than they do.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55POD, I'm really looking forward to meeting you,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57but you can forget about touching my hair.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Casino worker Tomazs thinks he's aced his looks,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05but some may say he dresses like a bit of a joker.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Anyway, time for me to meet him. Better work on my P-p-p-poker face.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Hello, Tomazs.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Hey, how are you?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Welcome to my croupier table.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Oh, I love green.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19So, I hear you're probably quite a whizz at cards.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Mm-hmm, I'm good with cards, certainly.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23And these are special snog cards.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Basically, the first one to say snap wins the cards.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:16:27 > 0:16:29OK, you go first.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35- BOTH: Snap! - I won!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- I was first.- You banged it. No, no. - No, no, no.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39I'm having a go of that.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Have you ever worn those before?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Oh, my God, actually, I did, yeah.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45So, Tomazs.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Yeah.- You really haven't got many clothes on.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Do you not get a little bit chilly when you go out?
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Do you know what? It makes me feel like I'm on summer holiday. I love it. I can't help it.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56What is the worst thing POD could do to you?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59If she's going to touch my hair, this is going to be the worst thing.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02I cannot imagine myself with hair down.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06If it's going to be hair down, I'm not going to be happy about it.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Give me a profile look, because it's like a...
0:17:08 > 0:17:11It's quite an extreme style, isn't it?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12It is, I know it is.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Can I squash it and see if it goes back?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Yeah, but be gentle.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16OK. You ready?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Yeah. OK.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Oh, it does! It's got memory.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24It does have, yeah. It's clever, isn't it?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28You're so happy with your look. Why do you want to come to POD for a makeunder?
0:17:28 > 0:17:33I guess it would be a great opportunity for me
0:17:33 > 0:17:37to see myself from other sides, and maybe I don't need to put
0:17:37 > 0:17:41so much effect to look nice, and maybe I just need to put
0:17:41 > 0:17:46a simple T-shirt on and wake up in the morning with hair down
0:17:46 > 0:17:50and just go like that on the street, you know, and be myself more.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53So, Tomazs, all that remains for me to say is POD awaits.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Who are you?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Hi, I'm Tomazs.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Tomazs, POD computes that without all your fakery,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13you would actually be a handsome young man.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Well, I know I'm handsome, obviously.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I can take it as a compliment.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19But instead of being handsome, you are just an orange fool.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Orange is a beautiful colour, actually. Orange is a trendy colour.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Tomazs, POD computes that you are more tragic than trendy.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Does my hair look OK?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32No, it looks awful.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34You must be Jedward's biggest fan.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I really hate that, because actually,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I had this kind of hairstyle before they've actually been born.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45They actually saw me on the street once, and then they were like,
0:18:45 > 0:18:47"Oh, my God. I love your hairstyle."
0:18:47 > 0:18:50And then, two months later, I saw them wearing the same hairstyle.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51That's not true, is it, Tomazs?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56It's true. Tomazs never lies!
0:18:56 > 0:18:57We'll agree to disagree.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Now, why are you only half-dressed?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I think I look good in this way. I'm hot and sexy.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I mean, I wouldn't say sexy, but I would say definitely hot.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08If you look so good, why have you come to POD?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Maybe people would start taking me more seriously
0:19:11 > 0:19:15and maybe I would find the ideal partner of my life.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17And what would your perfect partner be like?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Just a normal-looking person,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22and completely opposite to me, obviously.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Do you think you are attracting a normal-looking person with this look?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27No.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Exactly.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31What do you think the general public say about your look?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Big carrot man, or something.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Something stupid, something we all know what they're going to say.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Run phase one.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this man?"
0:19:44 > 0:19:46What do you think they said?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Definitely snog. Everybody wants to snog me.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'm everybody's dream.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53I'm afraid you may be the one dreaming, Tomazs.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54I would avoid.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56He looks like an '80s throwback.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00I'd avoid. He looks like an extra from a Disney film.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03As if, seriously. God, as if!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'd definitely avoid him.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06He looks quite tacky,
0:20:06 > 0:20:10quite obnoxious, and a bit scary for me.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Oh, God, scary!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yes, Tomazs, you are scary.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18In fact, 80% of the public want to avoid you.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Oh, my God!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Oh, my God, seriously!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27POD computes you are a freaky-haired fake with foolish fashion sense,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29and you need my...
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Pull yourself together, young man. Now, start de-faking.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42This is going to go away, now.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Please don't ask me to take my pants off.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47You can keep your pants on, thank you very much.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Oh, my God. This is so ridiculous. This is so funny.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Seriously, look at me.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56I'm looking.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Now, it's time to get rid of that orange face.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Mmm, so nice.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01POD computes you already look fresher.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I feel fresher, definitely, but obviously not very attractive.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Well, let's see what I can do about that. Run the makeunder.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
0:21:22 > 0:21:23I look like...
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Is it me?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I look like a nun.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Well, hopefully we've broken a bad habit.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I don't know what to say, this is weird!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Tomazs, you look very handsome.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36I look like a little boy.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38You look fresh.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41I look quite normal, do I?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I would snog myself.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47You may want to snog yourself, Tomazs,
0:21:47 > 0:21:49but do you think the public will be as keen?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, obviously.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53If someone wants to snog and marry me,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56I'll be the luckiest person in the world.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Let's see.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Yeah, I'd snog him. He's quite fit.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01With a few extra drinks,
0:22:01 > 0:22:02I might actually marry him, and all.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03I actually look like
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I'm going straight into the church.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I'd snog him, because he looks like
0:22:07 > 0:22:09he'd approach me in a bar.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I'm not that easy, though!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I would snog him. He looks beautiful.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Oh, beautiful, that's lovely!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Yes, Tomazs, beautiful.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20In fact, 90% of the public
0:22:20 > 0:22:22want to either snog you or marry you.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Well done to Tomazs!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Well done to POD, I think.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30POD computes your makeunder has been a success.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Yeah, yoo-hoo!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Natural beauty has been well and truly restored.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Stop being cheesy!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Goodbye, Tomazs.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Goodbye.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47We are going to meet my best friend, Yolenta.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48She's waiting for me.
0:22:48 > 0:22:54I know him as a crazy-looking guy, and always with funky hair,
0:22:54 > 0:22:57so he's probably a little bit scared to see me now.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I don't know what to expect. I can't wait.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Wish me good luck.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Ta-dah!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Are you all right?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09I like it!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Really? Yay!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14It's great!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Look at what they've done to me. Look at my hair!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I really, really like it, and I really love it.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I think he'll keep it, and I can tell he likes it as well.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25There's something I love about the look.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28This is the opportunity for me to find something different.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Cheers!
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Earlier, we met Hannah,
0:23:37 > 0:23:40whose love of spray tanning gave brown
0:23:40 > 0:23:41a whole new meaning,
0:23:41 > 0:23:43so has she kept her makeunder?
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Yes.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Yes, you pretty much have. - Yeah.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- You are such a different colour, Hannah.- I know.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53It's phenomenal. I didn't realise there was this lurking underneath.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I know. I sold my machine.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58That's a really big step for you.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Yeah, it was. I cried.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00What, when you sold it?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Yeah.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Farewell, my love!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06So, what prompted that, then?
0:24:06 > 0:24:07A new start.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Now I can go and buy different things instead of tan all the time.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- What else are you going to buy? - I want a car now.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16You want your dad to save up for you for a car?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Yeah. At least I've got something to show for it,
0:24:18 > 0:24:20other than my skin being orange.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25Do you think you believe that you can be a natural beauty now, Hannah?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27More than before, yeah.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Everybody loved it, said that it's so much better now.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32What do you think?
0:24:32 > 0:24:36I still wouldn't completely no make up, but I wear a lot less, so yeah.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Do you think you would have ever done this if it was just up to you?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41No. No. Definitely not.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44So, Hannah, have you got a final message for POD?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Thank you, POD, so much for changing me.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51I feel so much happier now, and I know I can be a natural beauty.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Cheers? I've got salad in my class. Want a bit of cucumber?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04The streets of Manchester are almost free of fakery,
0:25:04 > 0:25:08apart from some stubborn style sinners who only POD can deal with.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10You stick out like a sore thumb.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Like a very attractive sore thumb, yeah.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14False.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Ugh! What have you got all over your face?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I have a lip piercing,
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I have a nose piercing,
0:25:24 > 0:25:25and I have a facial implant
0:25:25 > 0:25:27which is stuck in,
0:25:27 > 0:25:28and I have to get that one cut out,
0:25:28 > 0:25:29if I want that out.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Revolting!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Is natural always best?
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Yes.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36I don't agree.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37You're wrong.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39No, you're wrong!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Infuriating!
0:25:40 > 0:25:44You don't like fakery, so maybe you should leave.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Not while there are still unnatural monstrosities
0:25:47 > 0:25:49like you walking the streets.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Earlier we met casino worker Tomazs,
0:25:55 > 0:25:58who'd been hedging his bets on his love of fakery,
0:25:58 > 0:26:00but has he kept his look?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02No, not really.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04I would say, like, 50%. 50/50.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Tomazs, you are glowing orange at me.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- I know, I know. - Show me your hands.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10It's not that bad.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- That is filthy! - It's not, it's not!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14It is, it's grubby!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17At least the hair is gone. It's just amazing, I love the colour.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19The colour really suits you.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20- You know who you looked like? - No idea.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23I was thinking a bit of Patrick Swayze, from Dirty Dancing.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Mmm, I'm going to have to...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26# She's like the wind. #
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Oh!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Can you do that thing?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Well, I can't do that thing, but I can learn.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- It is much better than it was. - Yes.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Do you think this new, slightly toned-down Tomazs
0:26:38 > 0:26:40is more likely to find his perfect partner?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Yes. If there is one partner in the world, waiting for me,
0:26:42 > 0:26:44then I'm definitely going to find them.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Then maybe you could just dress up for them as your secret Playboy bunny.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50That would be very interesting!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Do you have a final message for POD?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54POD, thank you very much for my big change.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I really enjoyed the experience, and I'm really going to miss you,
0:26:57 > 0:26:58and I'll miss you too, darling.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00You're so smooth. Totes love it.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Give me high-five, you big suck-up.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05High-five with my orange hands!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Hello, it's Ellie.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Come on in, Ellie.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Thank you.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Hi, POD. What a day.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Manchester has been challenging, again.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Hasn't it just?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I've been cleaning my lens constantly.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I've got glitter on my hands from one of the girls.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27It's contagious.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28I think it is.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Can I use your toilet, please?
0:27:31 > 0:27:35I seriously think someone outside just asked to use the toilet.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36POD is not a toilet,
0:27:36 > 0:27:40although she is the only natural beauty we've seen today.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Manchester still needs lots of attention.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46I think you're right, but frankly, I think we've done enough for today.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48I know what that means.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Laters. POD off.
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