Tessa, Nina and Ryan

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07POD, you've got your work cut out!

0:00:07 > 0:00:09I'm Ellie Taylor, and if you're clocking up miles

0:00:09 > 0:00:12on the motorway of fakery then be warned

0:00:12 > 0:00:16because Snog, Marry, Avoid is going to steer you in a new direction.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Our Personal Overhaul Device, or POD for short,

0:00:19 > 0:00:22has been stripped down and rebooted

0:00:22 > 0:00:25and has waged war on Britain's biggest fakers.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28POD would like to know how much does it cost to look this cheap?

0:00:29 > 0:00:33And nowhere is safe. This time round, POD is on the road.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35POD computes you look orange.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37I look brown.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41From Manchester to Cardiff, Liverpool to Newcastle,

0:00:41 > 0:00:43if it's fake, we'll find it.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Hi, POD. Let us in!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51And this week, POD is back in the capital of Wales

0:00:51 > 0:00:54and also one of our capitals of fakery.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Yes, we're returning to...Cardiff.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Hello.- Hello, Ellie.- Come in.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Hello, POD.- How are you today?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm very well. We're in Cardiff.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20The sun is shining, all is well with the world.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Yes, we are in Cardiff and POD computes

0:01:22 > 0:01:25that the women in Cardiff have an obsession

0:01:25 > 0:01:27with ridiculous, Rapunzel-like hair extensions.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Your mission today is to find out what that's all about.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Do I get to have them put in?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35That makes it sound like you want them in.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Is it bad that I really, really do?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's very bad, Ellie.

0:01:40 > 0:01:46You can have them put in as a test, but then you WILL be taking them out.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Sure, OK. In Opposite Land... - SHE GIGGLES

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Bye.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55Coming up in tonight's show, we have a dose of double trouble

0:01:55 > 0:01:58from sisters who think they're only pretty in pink.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01We share everything. Our make-up, perfume.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Hair extensions, everything.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Some Welsh dragons get their street style roasted by POD.- Hi, POD.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10POD computes you look as though you've been baked in an oven.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13That's not a bad thing though.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17And we meet a boy with an animal attraction

0:02:17 > 0:02:19which means people don't take him FUR real.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21This is going to sound really horrible.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Having a dead animal on me makes me feel better.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28POD's set me the mission of getting my very own hair extensions.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Before I become Wales's answer to Rapunzel,

0:02:31 > 0:02:34it's time to find out just why the ladies of Cardiff

0:02:34 > 0:02:36love to rock a fake lock.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I think hair extensions are popular in Wales

0:02:44 > 0:02:47because girls want their hair to be like Cheryl Cole. Thick, long...

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- What do you think about hair extensions?- We love them.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I'm obsessed. We can't go out without them.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57You can have long ones, curly ones, you can have clip-in ones.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00This is how much of my hair is fake.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02They're all clipped into my hair

0:03:02 > 0:03:04and they're a pain because they itch.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Daisy, what's so big about the long hair extension?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Girls love long hair extensions just to add volume,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13to add highlights, to add low lights.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16All of these reality TV shows going on right now,

0:03:16 > 0:03:18they want hair just like that.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21MUSIC: "Devil's Haircut" by Beck

0:03:28 > 0:03:31OK, so we're all done now.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Can I have a look? - Yes, sure you can.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Are you pleased with your work? - I am. I absolutely love it.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44I just caught myself pouting, which I think means that I love it!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Oh, wow!- It's brilliant. - They look amazing on you.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50MUSIC: "Whip My Hair" by Willow

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Do you like these hair extensions I just had done?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- They look beautiful. - Do you think so?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I couldn't even tell they were extensions.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59It makes me want to do that a lot.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Do you think they look natural on me?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Have you got them in?- Yes.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Did you not realise?- No! - That's a win.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Do you think it looks fake? - No, actually.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11A lot of the time I think girls do look fake with hair extensions,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14but no, not yours.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Hi, POD.- Oh, dear.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Get in here now, Ellie. ELLIE LAUGHS

0:04:22 > 0:04:23What do you think?

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- I don't like it.- Are you kidding? It looks amazing.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- You can't leave it alone. - I know, it's fantastic.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37Remember, Ellie, we're here to fight fakery. Now take them out.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- SHE SIGHS - What do I do with these?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Throw them in the bin.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- SHE SIGHS - I love you. Farewell.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's double trouble now with two sisters

0:04:50 > 0:04:52who are definitely doing it for themselves.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54But I don't think they'll do anything for POD.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- # Come on, Barbie, let's go party - I'm a Barbie girl...- #

0:04:57 > 0:05:03- Hi, I'm Tessa, I'm 20 years old. - Hi, I'm Nina and I'm 22 years old.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- BOTH:- And we're from Barbie World.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- BOTH:- If we could describe our style it would be

0:05:10 > 0:05:13glamorous and pink.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19We've got the long blonde hair, the eyelashes, the tan.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Do you want this really big at the top?- Yes, please.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27I'm the oldest out of both of us

0:05:27 > 0:05:29although everyone thinks we're twins.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34We share everything, our make-up, perfume.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Hair extensions, everything.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37I've just done a spray tan,

0:05:37 > 0:05:40so to keep it on and dry it in faster,

0:05:40 > 0:05:42you will see me hair-drying it.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48I've been with my boyfriend for four years now

0:05:48 > 0:05:52and he hates all the hair extensions, fake tan, he hates it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54He says I'm better off without it.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55It's quite annoying.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Usually her fake tan and make-up get everywhere

0:05:58 > 0:06:02especially if I'm wearing white shirts.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07I think sometimes people just look at us and think, "Blonde."

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Double blonde. - Like we're really stupid and stuff.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- But we're actually not. - We're clever.- We're really clever.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14# Yeah! #

0:06:14 > 0:06:17It's only taken us three hours to get ready.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Now it's time to party hard. - Time to party, POD.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- We usually get nice compliments and that.- When we're out.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Last week someone walked past and was like, "Tantastic!"

0:06:28 > 0:06:30I don't know if that's a compliment.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31I think it was a compliment.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I hope POD can help me in a makeunder

0:06:36 > 0:06:38so I don't take as long to get ready.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Also that people can take us a bit more seriously

0:06:41 > 0:06:44and maybe stop judging us as the Barbie twins.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- POD, you've got double the trouble. - And twice the challenge.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50# Oh, I'm having so much fun

0:06:50 > 0:06:53# Well, Barbie, we're just getting started. #

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Tessa and Nina remind me of a song by the king of pop.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59No, not Michael Jackson, Cliff Richard.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Walking Talking Living Doll.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Who hasn't got that on their generic MP3 player?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Anyway, they're in here.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Hello, girls.- BOTH:- Hi.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- How are you? - BOTH:- Very good, thanks.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Do you always speak together like this?- Yeah.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- You're not twins, though, are you? - No. We are sisters, though.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17What do your family think of your look?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18My boyfriend hates it.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21He thinks it's better, the natural look, no fake tan

0:07:21 > 0:07:23or hair extensions. I always get him

0:07:23 > 0:07:25to put fake tan on my back and he hates it.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- He's always got brown hands! - So why have you come in to see POD?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31We think it would be, like, a totally different experience,

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- something really fun. - To get a makeunder.- Yeah.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Just to see what we look like all natural, although we're scared!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40I've devised a little quiz

0:07:40 > 0:07:44to learn a little bit about you both separately.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Out of the both of you, who has the best haircut?

0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Me!- No, our hair is the same! Our hair's the same.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Best make-up?- Me.

0:07:56 > 0:08:01- I've got really good make-up as well.- Who is the most fake?

0:08:01 > 0:08:06- We're both the same.- That's hard. - We've got fake hair, eyelashes, tan.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- I've got fake nails.- Yeah, so she's maybe more fake just now!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13What would happen if POD made you look different

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- so you didn't look like twins any more?- I don't know!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I can't wait to see what she's going to do.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21All the very best of luck. POD awaits!

0:08:29 > 0:08:34I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Hi, POD, I'm Nina.- And I'm Tessa.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Why are you dressed like a pair of Barbies?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I don't think we do. I think we look like lovely, pretty Barbies.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Yeah, just pretty Barbies.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Or twin Barbies!- Yeah, twin Barbies.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, are you twins?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53We're not really twins, POD. But everyone thinks we are.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- But you are related?- We're sisters.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58So why do you look like twins, then?

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- She copies me.- No, we've just got the same style, POD.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06POD computes that you both appear to be copying Miss Piggy's style.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Miss Piggy?! No way! - No, she styles herself on us.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Yes. I'm not sure that's a good thing.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16And what do you two Muppets - sorry, girls -

0:09:16 > 0:09:19think your look says about you to the general public?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22That we are not scared to be different,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24we take care of our appearance.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Shall we find out?

0:09:25 > 0:09:32- BOTH:- Uh-oh! - Run phase one, public analysis.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I asked the public if they would want

0:09:34 > 0:09:36to snog, marry or avoid these girls.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- What do you think they said? - Probably said avoid.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42It's all people we'd avoid that you ask!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47I'd probably avoid both of these two, especially on a night out.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48They look like hard work, both of them.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- BOTH:- We are hard work.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56I would definitely avoid, because they're far too made-up and fake.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Hmm, whatever!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I would avoid, because they look fake,

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I don't like the bleached blonde hair, fake boobs.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09Fake boobs?! We don't have any plastic surgery!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12In fact, 70% of the public said that they would avoid you.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Ah!- Why? They all look the same.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- I'm sure we'd avoid them. - That's a bit harsh.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Girls, are you ready to hear POD's verdict?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Go on then, POD.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26POD computes that you need my:

0:10:30 > 0:10:33OK, POD, see what you can do.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Run phase two, deep cleanse.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Remove all your excess baggage.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Bye-bye, feathery rings!

0:10:43 > 0:10:47That's it, girls. Cover up all that horrendous orange tan.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50We're going to look really horrible!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55There we go. Hold them up, girls.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Girls, isn't that a lot of make-up? - No.- No, not really.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10Run the makeunder in three, two, one!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, my...

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- What do you think? - I really like the hair.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- I like both our hairs.- And I think the make-up is really nice.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30POD computes you both look utterly stunning.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Thanks, POD.- Thanks, POD.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Girls, what do you think this look now says about you to the general public?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40I think this look makes us look more classy,

0:11:40 > 0:11:42maybe people will take us more serious and not judge us.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Shall we find out?- Yes.- Yes.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49I asked the public if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid these girls.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- What do you think they said?- Marry.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'm not sure if this is against the rules,

0:11:53 > 0:11:55but can I snog them both at the same time?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57THEY LAUGH

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Probably snog, because they just look kind of normal,

0:12:00 > 0:12:01they're not plastered in make-up.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Ah, that's really nice.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06I'd marry them if they came as a package.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09THEY LAUGH

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Previously, 70% of the public wanted to avoid you.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Now, 70% of the public want to snog you

0:12:14 > 0:12:18and the other 30% want to marry you.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Marry us!

0:12:19 > 0:12:22POD computes that your makeunder has been a complete success.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I think it has.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I think you've definitely done a good job, POD. Well done.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Thank you. Goodbye. BOTH:- Bye!

0:12:33 > 0:12:38- We're away to meet our friends and also...- Steven, my boyfriend.

0:12:38 > 0:12:43I'm excited to see my girlfriend because I haven't seen her all day

0:12:43 > 0:12:45and I'm really looking forward to her new look.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49I think that Steven will probably like the natural look.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- He might like it, yeah. - He hates the fake tan and hair extensions and all that.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55We'll wait and see. Fingers crossed.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07'I really was surprised at everyone's reaction.'

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- They seemed to like it. - They've been really nice.

0:13:09 > 0:13:14Oh, Nina. I love the way you look now. You look so much better.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Really? Ah, thanks!

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Hopefully, you'll keep your looks.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20We'll wait and see.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Well done, POD.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Good result. Now we're away out to party. Cheers!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Here in the land of the daffodil,

0:13:35 > 0:13:37it's not just fake flowers that catch the eye.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41There's also what you could call a more organic approach to style,

0:13:41 > 0:13:45as I discovered when I hit the Welsh streets.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Can I ask you a little bit about Cardiff fashion?- Yeah.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Cardiff, yeah, it's totally famous for hair extensions

0:13:51 > 0:13:53and nails and a lot of slap.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57At least I'm not orange!

0:13:57 > 0:14:02You see a lot of strange stuff in Cardiff, especially when you go out.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05I'm going the other way. I'm going... Is it grunge?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07I'm more grunge, really, I think.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Is this the normal look for men in Wales?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Er, yeah. On average. - Maybe a bit more fake tan.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Every day it takes me an hour and a half

0:14:19 > 0:14:21to get ready. I won't leave my house without make-up on.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Wild, wicked and definitely Welsh.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27I think that just says it all about Welsh girls, to be honest.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I think it needs to be toned down a little bit.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Cardiff in general needs to be toned down?

0:14:32 > 0:14:37- Closed off a little bit? - Well, you said that, not me. I did.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Next up is a guy who's all fur coat and no knickers.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Let's hope POD can cover him up and keep them him from catching a cold.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50Hiya. I'm Ryan Watson and I am "da one".

0:14:55 > 0:14:58If I met me and I wasn't me, I'd find me so annoying.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, crap!

0:15:01 > 0:15:04This 12-year-old last week came up to me and went,

0:15:04 > 0:15:06"Are you a boy or a girl?"

0:15:06 > 0:15:10I think Ryan's look is absolutely horrendous.

0:15:10 > 0:15:15This morning, I was driving in the car and I looked out of the corner of my eye

0:15:15 > 0:15:17and I thought, "What the hell is that?"

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Then I realised it was Ryan. I thought, "Oh, my God."

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I've had this look for about a year.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28I just love fur. It's the way that it feels. It feels nice and soft.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34This is going to sound really odd but having a dead animal on me

0:15:34 > 0:15:35makes me feel better.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39People who don't like wearing fur, most of them are hypocrites

0:15:39 > 0:15:43because they'll eat meat and they'll have, like, a leather settee,

0:15:43 > 0:15:45but they'll whinge about wearing fur.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I speak to Ryan every single day.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52He's like one of my best girlfriends.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh, it's gone cold.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57That's his tattoo because he's looking for "da one".

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Looking for "da one". Not the one right now, "da one".

0:16:02 > 0:16:05When he goes out, he does get a lot of male attention.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08He does pull a lot of men that have actually got girlfriends.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15I think POD will help me because if I look more natural,

0:16:15 > 0:16:18I might attract the right sort of people,

0:16:18 > 0:16:22as opposed to the wrong sort of people that I attract now.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I would love him to have a makeunder so he'd look more boyish

0:16:25 > 0:16:28and not, you know, so much like a girl.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Hi, baby. AKA, POD.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35If you can't make me look less like a girl, you can do one.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Ryan is clearly a great fake but when it comes to his fur,

0:16:42 > 0:16:45he's keeping it real. I think I need to find out why.

0:16:45 > 0:16:51- Hi, Cruella de Vil. How are you? - I'm all right.- What is this?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54- It's a fur coat. - What kind of fur?- It's fox.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Is it really fox? You've killed a little foxy.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Do you get bad reactions from people though?

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- People don't like it that it's fur but...- You don't care.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, why would I?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Yeah, but you could wear a woolly hat and a pair of gloves,

0:17:07 > 0:17:11a nice scarf, nice Puffa jacket, like Bianca out of Eastenders.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15I'd genuinely rather die.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18So why are you coming to POD for a makeunder?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21To try and look more natural, so I can find "da one".

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Is that what you're having trouble with, finding your fella?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Finding da one. Yeah.- Ryan, I've got a little quiz for you.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31- Because you're so fond of wearing other animals...- Yeah?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34..I wondered if you'd be able to tell me what bit of your body

0:17:34 > 0:17:37we could make into this particular accessory. OK?

0:17:37 > 0:17:41What part of you would make the best handbag?

0:17:41 > 0:17:45My face because it would be leathery in, like, 10 years.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49What about a belt? Probably my back because it's got no hair on.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52No-one wants a hairy belt.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56- What about a hat?- Oh, my hair!

0:17:56 > 0:18:00- We could just have a purple fringing on it.- Yeah.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02There's nothing more for me to say other than, POD awaits.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I know, I'm excited for it. Maybe it'll help me find "da one".

0:18:13 > 0:18:18- I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?- Ryan.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Ryan? That's a boy's name. Do people ever get confused?

0:18:22 > 0:18:26People say, like, "You look like you could be a very pretty girl."

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Is that a fake fur coat you've got on?- No, it's real.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- You seem quite happy about that. - Yeah, I am. I like it.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37You're happy that some poor, furry animal has died

0:18:37 > 0:18:39so that you could have a silly fashion coat?

0:18:39 > 0:18:44Yeah. He was a fox and he liked eating chickens and stuff anyway.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Hm. I've got a surprise for you. - Yeah, what is it, POD?

0:18:47 > 0:18:51- ALL:- Fur ain't cool, fool. Fur ain't cool, fool.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Fur ain't cool, fool.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55How do you feel about my friends here?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58I don't like them. I'm not going to lie.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Because I'm looking for "da one". Do you know what I'm saying?

0:19:05 > 0:19:11- No. What on earth do you mean? - Like my soulmate.- Oh, the one?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Yeah, "da one"!

0:19:13 > 0:19:17POD would like to know who you dream of being the one.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Johnny Depp but in Pirates Of The Caribbean.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25So your dream date would be to have dinner with Captain Jack on the Black Pearl

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Yeah. Oh, wait. I'm sure that ship's, like, proper minging.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33Maybe a nice version of that ship, like Titanic.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37POD computes that Titanic would not be an ideal place for a first date.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Oh.- Talking about sinking ships,

0:19:39 > 0:19:42shall we find out what the public think of your look?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44No, let's not find out!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Run phase one, public analysis.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52I asked the public would they want to snog, marry or avoid this boy.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54What do you think they said?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Um...avoid?

0:19:57 > 0:20:01I would avoid him because he kind of looks orange and I think

0:20:01 > 0:20:03if he touched me, he'd stain me.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07I probably would stain their clothes so they're probably right to say avoid.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10I would avoid him because he's got lots of make-up on.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Not that much on.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16I would avoid. This guy's eyebrows are orange, which is not on.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh, my God! Where did you find these people?

0:20:18 > 0:20:22In fact, 100% of the public do indeed want to avoid you.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Do one!

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Are you ready to hear POD's verdict?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30I suppose, yeah. I am ready to hear it.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32POD computes you need my:

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Yeah, you're pretty right, maybe. Kind of.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Run phase two, deep cleanse.- Right.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Remove all of your excess baggage.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Take it off.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Get scrubbing.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Now hold up that wipe. Ryan, is that a lot of make-up?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04No.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Run the makeunder in three, two, one...

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Oh... I look well different. I proper like it.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23POD computes that now you look like a very handsome young man.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Thanks!- As opposed to a slightly odd-looking girl.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Thanks!

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Is this look the sort of look you think will help you attract the one?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Maybe. Maybe I'm going to find "da one"!

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Should we find out? I asked the public, would they like to

0:21:38 > 0:21:41snog, marry or avoid you looking like this.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- What do you think they said?- Um...snog?

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'd snog this person cos he's really cute. Got nice hair.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Urgh! That's cute.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56I'd snog him because his picture looks relatively cute.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58That's very cute.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I would definitely snog him. He's dead cute,

0:22:00 > 0:22:03dead short, like I definitely love.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Yeah, really I want to snog him!

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Oh, that's cute!

0:22:08 > 0:22:10How does it feel to know that everyone thinks you look cute?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13I think it's cute that people think I look cute.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Previously, everyone wanted to avoid you.

0:22:15 > 0:22:20Now 90% of the public wants to snog you.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22That's cute.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25POD computes that this makeunder has been a complete success.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Yeah, I agree. - Goodbye, Ryan.- Bye, baby!

0:22:35 > 0:22:39We're just going to meet Shauny and Imogen to reveal my new look.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Oh, I can't wait to see him!

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I'm really excited to see Ryan.

0:22:44 > 0:22:49I'm really intrigued. I've not seen him look manly since I was at secondary school.

0:22:49 > 0:22:54- Can I look?- Hi, baby. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:22:54 > 0:22:58- Oh, my God, you look... Oh, my God!- I like it.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02I don't think he thought he could look like a boy again, but he looks lovely.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- You look like a boy! - I am!- How'd they get you so pale?

0:23:05 > 0:23:08That's my natural skin colour!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- That's what I look like! - Have they not painted you white?- No!

0:23:11 > 0:23:15They really liked it. Obviously, they noticed that I don't have a real tan. Pale skin.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Rocking it!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- You look normal. You don't look like...- As opposed to?!

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- You didn't look like your average boy before, did you? - I'm not your average boy.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I think POD has done an absolutely amazing job.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29We've got Ryan back again, and not a girl.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Oh, you're going to get so much better attention now.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Just got to date after this, ain't I?

0:23:34 > 0:23:38With Ryan's new look, it seems he could be well on the way

0:23:38 > 0:23:40to meeting "da one",

0:23:40 > 0:23:43and though he's no Johnny Depp, at least it's a start!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Hi, POD. Thanks for my makeunder. Love the hair, love the clothes,

0:23:46 > 0:23:49but my eyebrows might make a reappearance!

0:23:52 > 0:23:56Earlier, POD transformed two sisters from Scotland who

0:23:56 > 0:23:59kept on being mistaken for twins, but am I seeing double now?

0:23:59 > 0:24:03- No, I'm not! You look very different.- Yeah.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Obviously we're not dressed identical today,

0:24:06 > 0:24:08so, yeah, we're a wee bit unique now.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Does it feel weird not wearing the same things?

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Yeah, it does, but we kind of like it.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yeah, we've got our own individual look now.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18What did your friends and family make of your makeunder?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19My boyfriend was really over the moon.

0:24:19 > 0:24:24He loved it, and he wanted me to keep the look, keep the dress, the natural look.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26So why do you think he liked it so much, then?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29It was the real me, you know, underneath all the fake tan,

0:24:29 > 0:24:32hair extensions and caked in make-up,

0:24:32 > 0:24:35and he said I really don't need it all, so it was nice.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38So do you think the dolly look's been put to bed a little bit?

0:24:38 > 0:24:43Slightly, yeah, cos obviously we're not as dolled up as we were the first time.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46But we went back to the fake tan and a bit of the bling.

0:24:46 > 0:24:52- A BIT of the bling?!- Yeah.- They're like killer Frisbees or something.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Now, have you got a final message for POD?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Thanks for the makeunder, POD.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59But you'll never take the glam away from us.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03- I think POD's lost this one, hasn't she?- She has, in a way.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07- In a way.- Yes.- We've won!

0:25:12 > 0:25:15We're almost done for the day, but we couldn't say goodbye

0:25:15 > 0:25:19without letting POD breathe fire over some of Wales' dodgiest dragons.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Hi, POD. Let us in!

0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Can you describe your style to POD? - Dunno.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- I look rough today, actually, I think.- POD agrees with you.

0:25:30 > 0:25:35- Why do you look like a strumpet? - What's that?- A Victorian prostitute.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36Oh, right.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Hi, Pod!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41POD would like to know who is the hottest out of the two of you.

0:25:41 > 0:25:46- It's obviously me, no offence. - I'll agree. He's the hottest. Yes.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49POD computes you're the colour of a basketball.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Orange!- That's not a bad thing, though.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Earlier, we saw POD transform Ryan,

0:26:01 > 0:26:06who seemed happier in dead animal skin than in his own skin.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08But is he in dead fox today?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11- No, he's not, because he's in a cardigan!- I know!

0:26:11 > 0:26:15- Is it your granddad's?- No, it's mine!- It's very nice.- Thanks.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17- That's better than the fur.- I know.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Do you think you're going to go back to wearing the fur?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22It's summer now. When it's winter maybe.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Then you'll cross that moral bridge. - Yeah.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29- What have your friends and family said about all this? - They've all really liked it,

0:26:29 > 0:26:32and people that said that they really liked purple hair

0:26:32 > 0:26:35seemed to be like, "Do you not actually like it?

0:26:35 > 0:26:37"It's horrible!"

0:26:37 > 0:26:41- I was like, "Nice one!"- Oh, so they were lying the whole time?- Yeah.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42- Unbelievable!- I know!

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Has it had any good repercussions so far, this new look?

0:26:45 > 0:26:50- I've got a boyfriend! Potentially "da one".- Shut up!- Maybe.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Really?- Yeah.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- If you get married, will you invite POD?- Maybe.- Can I come?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Course you can, baby! - Can I be a bridesmaid?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Um, you might have to, you know, put a bit more tan on.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06- So, Ryan, do you have a final message for POD?- Yeah, I do.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Thanks, baby, for helping me find potentially "da one".

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Did you just call POD baby?!

0:27:10 > 0:27:15- Yeah, she likes it.- I don't think she does like it.- She does!

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Hello.- Come in, Ellie.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27- Hello, POD. - You look a bit miserable.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31I am. I feel all lonely because Cher's been taken out of my head.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34You were warned that those extensions were coming out, Ellie.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36I feel so lonely without her now!

0:27:36 > 0:27:38But weren't they uncomfortable?

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Well, a little bit, I suppose, when I took them out.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43What else did you find out for me today?

0:27:43 > 0:27:45There are lots of very friendly people in Cardiff.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Quite a lot of them do have hair extensions.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50So have we put a stop to hair fakery in Cardiff?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53I think we have rescued Cardiff, which means I'm going to go off

0:27:53 > 0:27:57and tend to my sore bald spots, and you can POD off.

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