0:00:02 > 0:00:05Shake it, shake it, shake it! There!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09I'm Ellie Taylor.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Snog, Marry, Avoid is back and POD's taking no prisoners.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16POD would like to know why your hair looks like a bog brush.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Er, because it suits me.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21If you're brashy and your look is trashy,
0:00:21 > 0:00:25then hold on to your lashes, because there's nowhere to hide.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28The makeunder machine that is POD is back with a vengeance
0:00:28 > 0:00:32and on tour, transforming the fiercest fake fanatics of Britain.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Why do you look like a stripper?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37I think there's something wrong with your lens, POD.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38From Birmingham to Bromley,
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Cardiff to Liverpool, she'll be creating
0:00:40 > 0:00:43natural beauties on a street near you.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45My friends and I are called the Lashies.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- The Lassies? - Lashies! The Lashies! Not Lassies!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Families across Britain have had enough of the fakery
0:00:52 > 0:00:57that's stolen their sons and daughters, brothers and sisters.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- ALL CHANT:- Down with fakery, down with fakery!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03We haven't brought her up to look like this.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06POD is challenging me to find the country's fakest fads
0:01:06 > 0:01:08and try them on for size.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Work the bum, whoa! Whoooo!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Don't go out dressed like that.- Why? - You might get arrested.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Let the battle against fakery commence.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19This is Snog, Marry, Avoid.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Roll up, roll up, this week we're in the land of the cockney rub-a-dubs,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39in a place where girls love doing up their barnet...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42..their boat races...
0:01:42 > 0:01:46and where cockney girls wear very little except fake tan and a smile.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Oi, nanny! Put 'em away, love.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49She'll freeze her thrupenny bits off.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53POD has put out her feelers across the whole of South East London
0:01:53 > 0:01:57and detected a massive fake alert in its beating heart.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Bromley.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Hi, POD. - Come on in, Ellie.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Hello, Ellie.- How are you?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Well, my hard-drive's been de-fragged so I'm very good, thank you.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10And I am fine, as well, thank you very much for asking.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Jeez! You should be in a better mood, we're in Bromley.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What's so good about Bromley?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I've already spied a few big hairs, orange faces, big lips,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21buzzwarbies on show, so I think you're going to have fun here.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Is there any data I should be aware of?
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Erm, the fact that Bromley is kind of like a mini-Essex.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30So you should feel quite at home.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32It's true, cos Essex is my homeland,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34but not enough people say "amazeballs" here.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Ellie, please don't go out there spreading Essexisms.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Totes, babes, totes. Promise I won't. 100%.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Hmm.- All right, don't go sulking on me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I promise I won't. I'll get going.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Coming up in tonight's show,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49POD meets a looky-likey who's a bit Gaga...
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I do feel that I am just like her in mind, body and spirit.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57..Bromley's biggest fakes reveal their latest fake fads.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Bromley girls on a night out is big everything.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02..I get dolled up. Literally...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Who wants to be my Action Man?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08..and we track down a leopard-print lady with a wild side.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Whatever I'm wearing, there's always some leopard print on me.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16The people of Bromley love their fashion,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20but just how far will they go to stay on trend?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Come on, let us in, please.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Bromley girls are fake. - In what way?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Fake hair, fake tan, fake everything.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Fake tan, fake extensions.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Bit of a crop top.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Just getting your bum out, and your boobs.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- So stripping really is quite popular here, then?- Yeah.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39It's all short skirts, belly tops.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Even boys are starting to do fake tan now.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45There's kind of tanning guidelines for the 50 Shades Of Orange look.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Now for a girl who loves a bit of theatre.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56So much so, she's living her life as an understudy for someone
0:03:56 > 0:03:58with a great p-p-poker face.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Hi, I'm Eli, I'm 22, I'm from Hastings
0:04:01 > 0:04:04and my style is Lady Gaga inspired.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09You can be totally outrageous but look different
0:04:09 > 0:04:12every single day. I love Gaga because she's not afraid to wear
0:04:12 > 0:04:16anything and it makes it OK for me to do exactly the same thing.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I do feel I am just like her, in mind, body and spirit.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24The things that are fake about me are my nails, my hair,
0:04:24 > 0:04:28my eyelashes, my beauty spot and my piercings.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32I've always dressed a little bit alternatively
0:04:32 > 0:04:33and a little bit "out-there".
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I did get picked on a little bit for looking different.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38The more that happened, the more I thought,
0:04:38 > 0:04:42I don't care, I'm going to look even more not what you expect.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Some glitter, some eyeliner, and life is good.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I think the way I look is getting in the way
0:04:47 > 0:04:50of progressing in my career as an actress,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52purely because I'll go to a casting
0:04:52 > 0:04:55and you will automatically get stereotyped.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58The person who dislikes my look the most would probably be my dad.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02When Eli goes out at night, I sometimes cringe, thinking
0:05:02 > 0:05:05she's forgotten to put something on. But she's actually got something on.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07When she's dressed up in her Gaga outfits,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10it's not our Eli, really, she's much prettier than that.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13When I dress like this, I feel very confident,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I just don't really know who I am underneath it all.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21When I go out, I mainly get good attention.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Eli's style is very skimpy and outrageous.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26People look at Eli like she's a piece of meat.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30POD, please bring our little Eli back that we knew! Please, make her normal!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32POD, I'd love Eli to look natural
0:05:32 > 0:05:36and have confidence in herself without the Gaga image.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I was born this way, POD.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43If you think you can try and change me, you're going gaga!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Stop filming, there's paparazzi everywhere! I'm just...
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Leave me in peace! I don't want the... I don't want the attention.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I've got to meet Eli, leave me alone!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Oh, right, are you picking something to make for dinner?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57No, I'm thinking of making a meat dress.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00No, you're not thinking of making a meat dress,
0:06:00 > 0:06:01what are you talking about, woman?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Would you ever actually wear a meat dress?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Yeah, of course I would.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07What do you parents make of it? They worry, don't they?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09My dad probably worries a little bit about me
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- when I go out dressed like this. - Are they worried
0:06:12 > 0:06:15you'll catch a chill because you've got no bits on your bum?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18You have a naked bum. How come you want a makeunder?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I'd like to see if POD can change my way of thinking
0:06:21 > 0:06:27and if I can still feel confident and empowered, but natural.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Without your bum out? - Without my bum out.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- I think we can work to that. OK, I've got a little quiz for you.- OK.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Let's just see if you really are Lady Gaga.- OK.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39So, stand by, there might be monster claws involved.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Would you prefer a love that lasts forever in joy and happiness
0:06:43 > 0:06:46with your Prince Charming, or a bad romance?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I think it's going to be a bad romance.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52You do that much better than I do!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Being completely ignored on the street,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57or flashbulbs flashing all around you, like the paparazzi?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Flashy-flash-flash, paparazzi! - You like the sound of that?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Definitely.- Well, I can't promise you'll get that in POD,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05but I think you are going to have a good time, are you ready?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06- Yes.- Come with me.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Get in there, good luck. Have fun.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13POD, let me in!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Hi, POD, I'm Eli.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Are you a little monster?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I'm a little monster!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Why do you look like Lady Gaga?
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Because I love her and I feel really confident and empowered
0:07:34 > 0:07:36when I dress like this.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39You say dress like this, but you're not really dressed, are you?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What? I'm wearing two bras!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Underneath your Gaga, you are very pretty.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46So, why do you want to look like someone else?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I don't feel as comfortable without make-up as I do with make-up.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54POD computes that Gaga is also famous for her strong political views.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Close your eyes. - Oh, my God! Oh, my Gaga!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01This is your opportunity to make a Gaga-esque speech to defend
0:08:01 > 0:08:03the right to individuality.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06People of the world, stop being boring,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09stop wearing jeans and a white T-shirt and wear fishnets!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Never let it be said that POD does not support
0:08:12 > 0:08:14someone in their individuality.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Yay, POD!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18It is time to run Phase One...
0:08:21 > 0:08:22OK!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23I asked the public,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26"Do you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:08:26 > 0:08:28What do you think they said?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Um, I think they said marry.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I would avoid her because she looks very trashy,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36it's a big turn-off. Too much hanging out.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- SHE INHALES SHARPLY - OK.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39I would avoid, all day long.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Too much make-up, far too scary. No interest, avoid.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh! That's a shame.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Personally, I think she's got a bit of a dark side to her,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50so I would avoid her, because she looks a bit scary.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53There's nothing wrong with that!
0:08:53 > 0:08:58- Eli, 100% of the public said they would avoid you.- What?!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01No-one wanted to snog you, no-one wanted to marry you.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'd love to get married.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06POD's verdict is you are a scantily-clad good girl gone Gaga.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, I like that.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12And you need my Pop Star Impostor to Possibly Perfect makeunder.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15It's fair, it's fair enough.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17It is now time to run the deep cleanse.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Please remove all of your fakery.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24You're not in Kansas now, Toto.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Ha-ha, very funny!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, my God.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Remove your eyelashes.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oww!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Get scrubbing.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38This is emotional, POD. Bye-bye, eyebrows.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Hold them up. You look like you've been de-monstered.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Run the makeunder in 3, 2, 1!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Oh, my God! Wow!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57You certainly do look "wow".
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I really like my hair.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Oh, I like my belt, I've just noticed it!
0:10:02 > 0:10:08Oh, my God, my shoes! Ohh! I like these! This is so, so strange.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10But I really like it.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14POD computes I've taken you to the edge of glory and beyond.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Yeah! - You're quite foxy, aren't you?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I feel a little bit foxy, yeah.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20How are you feeling, looking at yourself like this?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24I actually feel really quite confident with my hair like this
0:10:24 > 0:10:29and just looking a bit... Ohh, this is so strange!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I do feel natural and pretty.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Previously, 100% of the public wanted to avoid you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38What do you think they said this time?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, go on, snog me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44I would snog, because she seems like she dresses quite nicely
0:10:44 > 0:10:46and looks quite attractive.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Oh, "quite attractive"? OK, we're getting there.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- I would snog, she is very natural-looking.- Nice.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I think I would give her a snog,
0:10:54 > 0:10:56she's pretty hot and she looks quite natural.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Oh, good!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Now, 100% want to snog you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Yay!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04All that is missing from this outfit is a big stick
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- to beat the men off. - Oh, yes! I like that.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Are you ready to show your family your new look?- Mm-hm.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Initiate the PODwalk.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Eli is about to reveal her foxy new look on POD's very own catwalk.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18What will her mum and dad make of the new Eli?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I think they're going to be shocked,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22but I think it's going to be a good shock.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47Never in a million years would imagine she'd look like this.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- I can see tears in all of your eyes. - Yes, you can.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Is this more than you were hoping for?- Oh, yes.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54- She looks fantastic. - Why do you think
0:11:54 > 0:11:56it's such an emotional reaction for you?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Is it just because it's such a difference?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Such a change from having blonde hair for so long,
0:12:01 > 0:12:04it's just totally changed everything about you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07And there's a lot more covered. Last time, there was a lot of bottom
0:12:07 > 0:12:09on show - there's nothing at all.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Do you like this new look, Eli - the covered-up?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Yes, I do. - You're still crying!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I'm not...!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17"I'm fine!"
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Do you kind of feel like you've got your daughter back?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Yes, definitely, the transformation is so great.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24We're just over the moon.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29POD computes Eli has been transformed from a Pop Star Impostor
0:12:29 > 0:12:30to Possibly Perfect.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33We haven't seen her looking like this for over ten years.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36When she came out, we just didn't recognise her, hardly.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37It's such a surprise.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41I feel like I don't have to hide behind that character anymore,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I can be myself and I can still feel confident
0:12:44 > 0:12:46and I can still feel really happy and pretty.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Bromley babes love their fakery, and some of them
0:12:52 > 0:12:56have even gone plastic fantastic and become living dolls.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59The majority of girls around Bromley, I'd say,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02would make themselves look like dolls for attention.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Why do you look like an insane dolly?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Well, you're only young once
0:13:08 > 0:13:10and if it makes you happy, go ahead.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14They like the bright lipstick, bright nails,
0:13:14 > 0:13:18a whole range of them, just to get the flawless doll look.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Dolls look better than real people.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21It's a beautiful look.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25It suits some people, but it's not me and it is very Bromley.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30The doll look is skinny, blonde hair, pink lips, big boobs.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Hi, POD. - Ellie, come in quickly,
0:13:35 > 0:13:37my sensors detect that there are grown women in Bromley
0:13:37 > 0:13:39dressing like dollies.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Like the ones you get in Soho?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Unfortunately, some of them have taken it that far,
0:13:44 > 0:13:46but I'm talking about toy dolls.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Oh, like the ones I play... played with.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Yes, exactly.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52So you want me to dress up as a doll?
0:13:52 > 0:13:56I want you to investigate this phenomenon, but don't go too far.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00When would I ever do that? OK, don't go too far, don't go too far.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Don't go too far... Too far...
0:14:04 > 0:14:06What's the cutest thing about me?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Your tutu is really cute.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You're right to say that, that is cute.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- You look like a doll. - Some would say that's a good thing.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I mean like a blow-up.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I think they probably sell them in a shop up there.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Can you guess what my favourite colour is?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Pink. - No, it's black, actually.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Oh, no, it's in my hair!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You look like a fairy on a rock cake.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I think it has a charming kind of spaniel feel about it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Yeah, it does, actually. Looks like a spaniel.- Woof-woof!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35It's a bit ratty.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38It's not ratty! It's really natural and beautiful.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I don't want it plaited anyway, it's fine!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44What do you like about the outfit?
0:14:44 > 0:14:45It's quite revealing.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48So you like it because there's not much of it?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Yeah. - Which is funny, because I am a doll
0:14:50 > 0:14:53and very wholesome with very strong morals.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54OK, right.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Now, I don't want to cause a fight, guys,
0:14:56 > 0:14:58but who wants to be my Action Man?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I was just thinking, maybe me and you could go somewhere
0:15:03 > 0:15:05and talk about our smooth parts?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Our smooth parts?- Yeah.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10You come back next week, Bromley, everyone will be looking like this.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Howdy!- Come in, Ellie.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Er, Ellie... - How good was that?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- You look ridiculous. - I look ridiculous, I concur.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25How have the public reacted to this look?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28If you dress like this, people assume certain things about you,
0:15:28 > 0:15:31and it's not that you like to play with My Little Pony.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32What do you mean, Ellie?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34They think you like to play with other things.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36POD computes there is nothing good about this look.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Do I have to take it all off? - You do, Ellie.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Thank God for that. Bye!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Now for leopard-print loving Vikki, but will she ever change her spots?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Hi, my name's Vikki, I'm 25 years old
0:15:52 > 0:15:54and I'm the leopard queen from Croydon.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Raarr!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Everything's leopard print.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Whatever I'm wearing, there is always some leopard print on me.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03If it's not showing on the outside then I've definitely
0:16:03 > 0:16:07got it on underneath. I've got a leopard print laptop,
0:16:07 > 0:16:13dog bed, clothes, even my bridesmaid dresses were leopard print.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Candice and I have been married for eight months.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20She does dress a little bit overboard.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24I don't think she knows how pretty she is without her make-up on.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26My motto is, bigger the better.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Big hair, big smile, big eyes and big boobs.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I had my boobs done when I was 21 and I've never looked back.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37I couldn't ever leave the house without my eyelashes on.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40It's pretty much like leaving the house without your knickers on.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45She doesn't need the make-up, she's lacking in confidence
0:16:45 > 0:16:48in some ways - if you look at her, you wouldn't think she does.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53I had a really hard time when I was in school, cos I've naturally
0:16:53 > 0:16:56got dark eyebrows and blonde hair.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58People would walk past me and shout,
0:16:58 > 0:17:00"Go shave your eyebrows, go dye your eyebrows,"
0:17:00 > 0:17:02and I'd get called Pinocchio and Concorde because of my nose.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05It used to make me feel really low.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Vikki's told me lately she was bullied at school,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11and I think this knocked her confidence a lot.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14It would make me happy to know
0:17:14 > 0:17:16that she could go out and know she's pretty
0:17:16 > 0:17:18without all the slap on.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Candice and I would love to start a family.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24I don't want to be one of those mums in the playground that
0:17:24 > 0:17:27everyone looks at like mutton dressed as lamb.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32I think at her age now, she needs to calm it down a little bit.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35POD, please take away Vikki's fakery
0:17:35 > 0:17:39and bring back the natural beauty that I know she is.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42POD, I am the queen of leopard print and fakery,
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I'm an absolute animal, you just can't tame me.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Raarr!
0:17:48 > 0:17:53The lesser spotted Vikki can often be seen lurking around the shops
0:17:53 > 0:17:57of Bromley in her special leopard-skin layer,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00the camouflage is really very ineffective,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02cos she's hardly wearing anything.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Put the leopard print down! Are you actually seriously looking at these?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Yeah, they're beautiful.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11No, they're not, what are you talking about, woman?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13So what came first, the leopard print or the fake stuff?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17The leopard print. I've worn leopard print ever since I can remember.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Is attention-seeking quite a big reason why you dress like this?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26I do love the attention, sometime I get a little too much,
0:18:26 > 0:18:27my wife doesn't like that.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Do you think she would like you to tone it down?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33She keeps telling me I'm naturally beautiful. I know I'm not,
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- I'm very plain looking. - People don't usually say that,
0:18:35 > 0:18:39they say they like the fakery, not that they're plain.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I wouldn't say I'm ugly, I'm definitely not pretty,
0:18:42 > 0:18:43just very plain.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I've got a quiz for you to determine
0:18:46 > 0:18:48if you're really, truly queen of the jungle.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Rainforest treetops or low-cut tops?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Low-cut tops. Every time.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Gorillas In The Mist or misted all over with fake tan?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Misted all over with fake tan.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00How many layers?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Do you know what? I've only got two on today.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04You are indeed the queen of the jungle,
0:19:04 > 0:19:08kind of like a sexy, souped-up Flintstone.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- Oh!- "Oh, that's nice, thanks, Ellie."
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Are you ready for POD?- I am indeed. - Come with me, let's go.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17POD awaits, get in there, girl.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Let me in, POD!
0:19:22 > 0:19:26TARZAN CALL
0:19:28 > 0:19:32I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:19:32 > 0:19:33I'm Vikki.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34What is the theme of your look?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36The theme of my look is leopard print.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38No kidding.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42It's like my trademark. Everyone knows me as Leopard Print Vikki.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You look like you've been mauled by a wild animal.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Raarr!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I'm going to say two words and you tell me which you prefer.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Glamour.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Undressed.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01I do like a bargain, value for money.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04If you like value for money, why are you determined to look so cheap?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I don't think I look cheap.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08But what do other people think of your look?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11It's nice when I see people I went to school with, they don't recognise me,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14I'm like, "It's Vikki from school," and they're like, "Oh, my God!"
0:20:14 > 0:20:17It's nice that people don't recognise the natural you?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's nice that they look at me and think that maybe
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I look really nice and that I didn't used to look good.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24What do you think the general public think of your look?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28I think they will think I look different and unique.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Run Phase One...
0:20:33 > 0:20:34I asked the general public,
0:20:34 > 0:20:36"Would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:20:36 > 0:20:38What do you think they said?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Snog.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42I would probably avoid.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Just looks too fake and high maintenance for me.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Are you high maintenance?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Yeah, but I think a girl should always be high maintenance
0:20:48 > 0:20:50and take pride in her appearance.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55- I would snog her because she's very saucy.- Oh, saucy! I love that word.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59I would avoid her, she's got way too much make-up on and just
0:20:59 > 0:21:01personally not that attractive, she's just not doing it for me.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Oh, well, each to their own.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Vikki, 50% of the public want to avoid you.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Oh, man!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12POD's verdict is, you are a scantily-clad lover of leopard print
0:21:12 > 0:21:16and you need my Jungle Tart to Queen Of Smart makeunder.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, I love it!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Run Phase Two...
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I look like I work in a bakery or something!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34At least you're covered up.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Take off those eyelashes.- Ohh! - Get scrubbing.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I look like a badger now!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Hold up both of those wipes.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52Oh, dear. Run the makeunder in 3, 2, 1!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Oh, my God! Ohh!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- I look really glamorous! - Yes, you do.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08And I can't see your underwear.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12No! Oh, my hair's lighter, as well.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I like the dress, as well, it's nice, isn't it?
0:22:15 > 0:22:16I think it suits my body nice.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20How does it feel to see yourself as a stunning natural beauty?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I feel like I'm going to, like,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24I dunno, a posh restaurant or something.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27POD computes that you are actually glowing.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I'd have to agree with POD on that one, I am glowing.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Previously, I asked the public,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34did they want to snog, marry or avoid you?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35What did they say?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I think 50% wanted to avoid me.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40What do you think they'll say now?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I'll say snog again.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I would snog her, she's got lovely eyes,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48beautiful smile and generally naturally pretty.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Aww, that's really sweet.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I'd definitely snog her, she looks lovely,
0:22:52 > 0:22:55she's got a gorgeous smile, looks really friendly and approachable.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I am approachable!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I would probably marry her.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02She looks really beautiful, she's got a really happy face
0:23:02 > 0:23:04and really natural, really friendly.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Aww, that's really sweet.
0:23:06 > 0:23:0940% of the public want to snog you,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12but a whopping 60% now want to marry you.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15It's a shame I'm already taken, isn't it?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18How does it feel to hear this public analysis?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I never, ever thought anybody would want to snog me looking natural.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26- Are you excited to show off the new Vikki?- Yeah. Nervous and excited.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33It's now time for Vikki to reveal her glamorous new look
0:23:33 > 0:23:34on the PODwalk.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37What will her family make of the new covered-up Vikki?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I can't wait to see my friends' and family's reaction,
0:23:40 > 0:23:41I just hope they really like it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05You look beautiful, do you feel it?
0:24:05 > 0:24:06I like the dress.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Your figure looks knockout, proper knockout in that.- Thank you.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12What about you, Candice, what are you thinking?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'm quite speechless!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16In a good way?
0:24:16 > 0:24:17In a good way.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Thanks, babe.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Mum, what do you reckon?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Absolutely fantastic, really, really lovely.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26You're happy with it? You're happy with your new wife?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Yeah, she looks great.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32Vikki has been transformed from a Jungle Tart to a Queen Of Smart.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I think my friends and family liked it,
0:24:34 > 0:24:36by their reactions, they seemed to. I feel good.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40I think Vikki's new look is very classy.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42She looks great, her figure looks fantastic
0:24:42 > 0:24:44and I just hope she will keep it.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53Would you Adam and Eve it? Bromley lads and lasses never fail to dress
0:24:53 > 0:24:58to impress, and when they're on the pull, the fakery goes into freefall.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59- Hi, POD!- Let us in!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- The perfect pulling outfit is... - Little black dress...
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Boobs out, legs on show.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Double Bs - bums and boobs!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09It attracts men, POD.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Oh! No further than that, these will rip.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16This is my pulling outfit when I go on a night out.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18It would have to be rubber.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21What you need to wear to get a good snogging...
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Is disco pants.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Gimme a snog!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Eli was a Lady Gaga superfan
0:25:34 > 0:25:37and Vikki loved leopard print more than life itself.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41They both left POD looking like beautiful, sophisticated ladies,
0:25:41 > 0:25:43but have they kept their look?
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Yes.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Hello, leopard print, how are you?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I'm not sure POD would approve, what do you think?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I don't think POD would be too impressed
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I'm wearing leopard print still,
0:25:54 > 0:25:56but I can't live without it. It's impossible.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Everything else is pretty good, though.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Yeah, my make-up is a lot more natural.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I don't have the black eyeshadow on, any more.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04And your hair is the same colour.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Yes, I kept my hair, I love my hair.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I haven't been light for years and years,
0:26:08 > 0:26:10it's nice to have a change.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13When I first met you, you spoke about when you were younger
0:26:13 > 0:26:14and when things were tricky at school
0:26:14 > 0:26:16and how the make-up had started.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Has it been quite good for your confidence?
0:26:18 > 0:26:23Definitely. I wouldn't be able to go to the shop without putting on
0:26:23 > 0:26:27my eyelashes, now I can go to the shops with just a bit of mascara
0:26:27 > 0:26:32and maybe a bit of natural lipgloss, and I don't feel as nervous.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- So that's been really good for you, then.- Definitely.
0:26:34 > 0:26:40And Eli, you are a shining example of the perfect person on Snog.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42You've had your look and completely kept it.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Yeah, I have. I really, really liked my hair.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48The colour compliments my skin tone a bit more
0:26:48 > 0:26:51and that makes me feel more confident
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- to wear less or no make-up. - Did you ever think you'd feel happy
0:26:55 > 0:26:57and confident in your madeunder look?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00I honestly didn't think I'd like it as much as I did.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04I think, overall, it has helped me feel a lot more comfortable
0:27:04 > 0:27:08in myself, in my own skin, rather than having to put on a character.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11I think overall, this has been a really good experience for both of you.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14You've both kept the looks, you both feel more confident
0:27:14 > 0:27:16and more importantly, you both pleased your mum!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- Are you glad you did it?- Yes.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Vikki?- Yeah, definitely. Sort of!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Hi, POD. - Come in, Ellie.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Thank goodness you look normal again.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Yeah, I kind of miss the frilly socks.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Yes, I was worried you might like some of that silly look.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37The people of Bromley laughed at me quite a lot.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I'm not surprised, you looked ridiculous.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41But they were nice, though, generally.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Quite a lot of fakery around, but we had good bants... #Bants!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47POD computes that there is quite a lot of fakery in Bromley,
0:27:47 > 0:27:49so I'm quite keen that you get back out there and crack on.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51You can do what you like, doll-face.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54I'm off to play with my tea set. You can POD off.
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