0:00:05 > 0:00:09I'm Ellie Taylor and we're searching out fakery all over the land
0:00:09 > 0:00:12because Snog Marry Avoid is on the road.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14A lot of false eyelashes and fake tan.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17If your lashes are so thick with fakery you can't even
0:00:17 > 0:00:20see your own ridiculousness, then POD awaits.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23POD is powering up and doubling her databanks to flush out
0:00:23 > 0:00:26fakery from every corner of the country.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Why do you look so cheap and tacky?
0:00:28 > 0:00:29How very dare you?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Families across Britain have had enough of the fakery that's
0:00:32 > 0:00:37stolen their sons and their daughters, their brothers and their sisters.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Down with fakery! Down with fakery!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44From Birmingham to Bromley, Cardiff to Liverpool, she'll be
0:00:44 > 0:00:47peeling back slap and revealing natural beauty.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50POD computes you look like death warmed up.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Well, yeah. That's my look, obviously.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Plus POD's given me a quest.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm going undercover in the field of fakery.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Woo, woo! It just looks a bit frumpy.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05We're tearing your fake hair out. This is Snog Marry Avoid.
0:01:17 > 0:01:23This week we're in a city with a lot of sport like...cricket...
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Torvill and Dean...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27..the oldest professional football club,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30and a lot of people sporting a lot of fakery.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35We're in Nottingham.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Hi, POD!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Come in, Ellie.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Hi, POD. We're in Nottingham. It's lovely.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Is it full of natural beauties?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46It's full of lovely young students.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51Ah, students - they've generally not got enough money to be fakers, have they?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53No, so they have to be clever about it. They're very experimental.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57POD's hard drive computes that experimental could mean faking.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Well, yeah, maybe, but maybe just being cool and vintage,
0:02:01 > 0:02:03and like, "oh, my god, let's steal a traffic cone."
0:02:03 > 0:02:05As usual you are being far too lenient.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Get out there and find out if those students are faking on a budget.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10And can I steal a traffic cone?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12No thieving, please.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14All right, then.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19Coming up on tonight's show, we meet a big personality who hates to cover up.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Without this, I am not Jo.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24I'm out to pull - my trousers up!
0:02:24 > 0:02:25All right, bro?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27And we encounter the afterlife.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I like to look dead, almost.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Finally, Nottingham's streets have never seen it so exotic.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Leopards, you know. They're sexy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42# If you wanna scream, yeah! #
0:02:42 > 0:02:44With its textile heritage and student culture,
0:02:44 > 0:02:50the fashionistas of Nottingham love to revel in their fakery.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Doc Martins.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Creepers.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Lots of piercings, actually.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56A typical Nottingham girl would look cold,
0:02:56 > 0:02:58because they left their clothes at home.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Lots of fake hair.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01A lot of false eyelashes and fake tan.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- It's too cold here to get a normal tan, so you've got to fake it. - Hello, POD!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08What would POD see on a night out?
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Lots of fake tan. - Heels, hair extensions.- Eyelashes.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16So basically the one in the middle.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19You're a fake, you're a fake. We love our fake!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Now for Jo who has clawed herself into a whole world of fakery.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Let's hope she didn't break a nail doing it.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32My name's Jo, I'm 19 and I'm from Redditch.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36# She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before... #
0:03:36 > 0:03:41I think I'd describe my style as a trashy look, but I think I work it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I think it's hot.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50My fakery would be, my hair's fake from here downwards.
0:03:50 > 0:03:57My lashes are fake, my nails are fake, my tan's fake,
0:03:57 > 0:03:59my boobs are fake, everything is fake.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05# Damn, girl! You's a sexy bitch. #
0:04:05 > 0:04:10The make-up first started, probably, when I was 13,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12and I was still "Joseph".
0:04:14 > 0:04:19But I always knew that inside I wasn't Joseph, I was Jo.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21And that I was female.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27To begin with, I started wearing just foundation,
0:04:27 > 0:04:31and the reactions I got when I started wearing my eyeliner -
0:04:31 > 0:04:37the girls loved it. But the lads... It was just gay-boy.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40So I guess it just slowly progressed from people
0:04:40 > 0:04:43bullying me, so it was like, you don't like it a little bit,
0:04:43 > 0:04:46so let's just really get on your nerves.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Let's proper get it in your face and do it all! Oh, I so love glitter!
0:04:52 > 0:04:59Josie definitely sees big hair, lots of make-up, equals female.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Anything short, or natural, equals male.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I'm going for a can of hairspray wig.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13This is completely my protective armour. Without this, I am not Jo.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Oh, that's well fit, that is.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19The second that make-up's on,
0:05:19 > 0:05:23and the extravagant clothes, she can then go out and face the world,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26and it doesn't matter what anyone says, because Jo looks good.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34I absolutely love standing out. If I can be centre of attention, I will.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41The attention that Jo gets is just all the wrong attention.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43It's cheap boys.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47I definitely think that the way that I dress is preventing me
0:05:47 > 0:05:52from finding Mr Right, because I look too fun.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53You don't look at me and think,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57"That's who I want to take home to my mum."
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I think people judge Jo when she's out a lot.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04It's not nice when you know your friend's being judged like that.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05I don't like it. It's horrible.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09I love dressing like this, but I don't want to be the
0:06:09 > 0:06:1440-year-old person walking around with the wrinkly skin and loads of make-up.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Still alone.
0:06:17 > 0:06:23I would love for Jo to have nice, natural-looking hair,
0:06:23 > 0:06:28beautiful make-up, and beautiful clothes.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33I'm absolutely terrified, because what
0:06:33 > 0:06:39if I can't get rid of the fakery, but keep the confidence.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Jo has been nailing the fake and fabulous look for a
0:06:41 > 0:06:45while now. Let's hope she's ready for a final polish.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- How long have you been dressing in this way, then?- It's been about two years, but I love it. I love it!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What do you love so much?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Just the flesh and my legs. I look good.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56There is a lot...of it out!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Yeah. If you've got it, flaunt it! Uh-huh!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Jo, I've got a quiz for you. Would prefer big back-combed hair
0:07:03 > 0:07:07with loads of extensions or a sleek natural bob?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- I think you already know the answer. - I think we can just move on, can't we?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Bright red lippy, or muted lip gloss?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I'd go with the muted lip gloss.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Look at you! A little bit of mascara, or three sets of false lashes.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Three lashes.- You are far too obsessed with your fakery, missy.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- You ready to go and seek POD? - Yeah. I think so.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Have fun. Get in there.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32See you later.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34POD, let me in!
0:07:40 > 0:07:46I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47I am Jo.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50POD would like to know why you're dressed like an 18th-century strumpet.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Because I can.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Because you can-can?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Because I can-can.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Jo, when did you start dressing like this, and why?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05I started dressing like this, like two years ago,
0:08:05 > 0:08:08and it was me kicking back at the world.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11What did the world ever do to you, Jo?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I was bullied because I was a dude that wore make-up.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16And now I'm a girl.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19So POD computes that makes you transgender.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24Yeah, it basically a girl trapped in a boy's body.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Ah! POD computes there is nothing wrong with a girl trapped in a
0:08:27 > 0:08:31boy's body, but it seems you have a stripper trapped in there, too!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yeah, I like that stripper.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36So why have you come to POD for a makeunder?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Because I want a job and a fella.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42POD computes that this look would suit one type of job.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43What job's that?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45There you go.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49POD computes you would make a good 18th-century serving wench.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Bitch!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh, hello, serving wench.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56I've just spent a long time driving my horse and cart over field and meadow.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58What would you like?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Well, I would perhaps like to partake in a beverage,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02and possibly some food.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- What would you recommend? - Toad in the hole.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Did they have that back then? Or wasn't it just soup?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Stew I recommend stew.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14What about for dessert?
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Apple pie.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Did they have pie?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I believe they did, Jo, yes.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Apple pie.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Jo, what do you think looking like a stunning natural beauty would
0:09:27 > 0:09:28do to your big personality?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I'm scared it'll tone it down.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Because this is like part of my confidence.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37It's time to run phase one. Public Analysis.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I showed the public a picture of you and asked them
0:09:41 > 0:09:43whether they would snog, marry or avoid.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45What d'you think they said?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Snog.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50That's not what I think, or what they thought.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I would avoid her because her hair looks way too big.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55It's not big enough.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I would avoid her because her image is quite ostentatious,
0:09:58 > 0:09:59so she isn't very approachable.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Well, someone using words like that, I don't want him in my life, anyway!
0:10:03 > 0:10:08I would avoid her because her eye make-up is a little bit intimidating.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Good, cos I am intimidating.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13100% of the public wanted to avoid you.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17It's cos they've got no taste.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20POD computes that you look like an 18th-century serving wench who's had
0:10:20 > 0:10:24a bad modern-day fake-over, and you need my unemployable floozy
0:10:24 > 0:10:27to the one they all want to choosey makeunder.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I think you couldn't be more wrong.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34It is now time to run the deep cleanse.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36First remove your ridiculous stripper heels.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Shoes.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Cover up the fancy dress.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43How do you put one of these on?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44OK, now for those eyelashes.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Bye bye.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Now, take make-up remover pads, and remove all your make-up.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh! Nearly there, POD.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59Run the makeunder in three, two, one.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Wow!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11What? Oh, my God! I look hot!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- You're beautiful, aren't you?- I am!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Oh, my God! I'm sexy and I know it.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I love the hair. The hair's well lush.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Ha ha ha ha!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I feel like I look more like a woman than I have before, you know.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You really are a natural beauty.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34My God! I love it.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Would you like to hear what the public think of you now?- Yeah!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40I showed them a picture of you looking like this.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42What do you think they said this time?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I reckon they all said they wanted to snog me.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Correct.- Yay!
0:11:48 > 0:11:49I would snog her.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53She's got nice eyes, nice hair, nice smile, and I like what she was wearing.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56That's quite sweet, ain't it?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I would snog her, because she looks quite classy, and she's got nice hair.
0:11:59 > 0:12:04Oh, no way! As if I look classy! They're loving my hair, ain't they?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Yeah, I'd definitely snog her. She looks decent, a sophisticated girl.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I like the way she is.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Ah, I definitely want to find these people, POD.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Did you get their number?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Jo, 100% of the public now wants to snog you.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Where are they?
0:12:20 > 0:12:24POD computes that this is generally the kind of attention you're going to get from now on.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oh, I love it!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Are you ready to stretch your stuff on the POD walk?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I'm so ready, POD.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Initiate POD walk.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38The POD walk's been beamed down into one of Nottingham's hottest bars.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Will Jo's long-suffering family
0:12:39 > 0:12:42and friends like her new sophisticated look?
0:12:42 > 0:12:46I've got so many mixed emotions going on right now. I'm excited.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'm nervous. Oh, I don't want to go out. I want to go out.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52I want to go out now. I don't want to. I've got so much going on.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54So much going on. Whoo!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Can I come in and ruin in this lovely moment?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Don't ruin your make-up! What are you doing?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Jo, you look absolutely phenomenal.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I know this!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35What are you thinking, Nicky?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36I'm feeling so emotional.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I can't believe... I asked for sophisticated,
0:13:39 > 0:13:40and I have got sophisticated.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You look amazing.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Amazing.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- I feel it.- Do you?- I do, yeah.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49So you feel confident? You still feel hot, you feel sexy?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Yeah. I feel more sexy. I feel like a woman.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57- Do you feel like this is a bit of a turning point you?- Yeah, definitely. It's the new style.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I think you look for fricking awesome.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00I know I do.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08POD computes that Jo has gone from trashy lassie to stunningly classy.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12There's going to be jobs, boyfriends,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15everything is all going happen for all the right reasons.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I look classy, I look hot. I look very pretty.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I think pretty is what it is.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26In Nottingham, the lads
0:14:26 > 0:14:30and lasses are always ready for a good night out.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34But is it a case of bottoms up or bottoms out for the boys?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Having your bum out isn't advised.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Nobody is proud when they see someone with their bum out.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44They think they're cool. They look like idiots.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Why would you want a cold bum for?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50The way they keep their trousers up is a mystery to most women.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- I think they're sexy.- It's quite nice seeing a bit of bottom,
0:14:52 > 0:14:55though, on a man when he's walking down the street.
0:14:55 > 0:15:00Pants alert! Recalling Ellie immediately.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Ellie, what's the crack with the boys and their bottoms out on show?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Oh, you mean the low slung jeans, and the pants hanging out?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Yes. POD's baffled as to how they manage to keep them up.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Are you basically asking me to stare at men's bums?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Ellie, I'm trusting you to behave yourself this time.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19I will, I will, I'll just put a pair of pants on and see what it's like.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23That's all I'll do, I promise. That's all I'll do, promise. Definitely, promise.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Yeah, all right, bro? Nice to see you, yeah.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33What's up?
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Am I standing right?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38You're forcing it a bit.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Don't put your hands there.- OK.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- There?- Yeah, in them pockets. - Yeah, that's better.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46All right, ladies? The reverse view.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Mmm... Not a fan.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49It's not doing it for me.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I guess it's OK in some circumstances when they have good boxers.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Can you give me some help chatting up the ladies?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Just give that look, then look away. You've got to be a bit teasing.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01All right, treacle?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05I'm going for, like a, Harry Styles kind of thing.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08A bit more Harry Potter than Harry Styles!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- I like a good beard.- Very nice.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Did you just wink at me?- I think I did.- Dude, I'm not that way inclined.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I got the wrong impression.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Embarrassing!
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Man spray. What about this? - I think I'll back off a little bit.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I you worried about the saddle rash you'd get?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Maybe.
0:16:28 > 0:16:35- Maybe you want to see some of my dance moves?- Go on then.- Go for it.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36I gotta change my ways!
0:16:38 > 0:16:43# Love you football, we do, oh, football we love you. #
0:16:45 > 0:16:46# Mr bombastic... #
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Dude!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Hello, young man.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- POD.- Ellie, is that you? You look like an old Justin Bieber.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Well, you have to get into the spirit of these things, don't you?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00So I did the bum thing.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01And what have you found out for POD?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04You need a tight belt around your bum,
0:17:04 > 0:17:07and it helps if you're a woman, and you have hips.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Right. So you've made yourself look completely ridiculous again, and found out not much.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16- Yeah.- Back out there, please, and back to natural beauty as soon as possible.- Keep the stubble?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Lose it.- I think I look like George Michael. Bye.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Now for Kristie, who's a big fan of skull and crossbones.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Nope, she's not a pirate. This one's a little bit spooky.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Boo! My name's Kristie and I'm a Gothic zombie from Worksop.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37My motto is the more outrageous, the better.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I like to look dead, almost.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45I like being really pale and having the dark eyes.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46SCREAMING
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Even when I go jogging with my boyfriend,
0:17:48 > 0:17:52I still have to have all my hair up and black clothes and fishnets.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I love that when I walk down the street, people look at me.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Even if it's not for a good reason I just like the fact that people
0:18:00 > 0:18:01are like, "What?"
0:18:03 > 0:18:06We walk round town with her and people just go...
0:18:06 > 0:18:07- Yeah.- Like that.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10You kind of go, "Oh yeah, it's because my sister's a weirdo."
0:18:10 > 0:18:12BOTH LAUGH
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I think Kristie dresses the way she does because I think
0:18:15 > 0:18:19she perhaps gets a bit more attention, the way she's dressed.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26When Kristie's in POD, she won't go down without a fight.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I first started getting piercings when I was about 14.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34My family hates my piercings. Especially this one.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36They tell me that I look like a bull.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37MOOING
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I do miss the way Kristie used to look.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Because I think she's lovely looking
0:18:42 > 0:18:46and she kind of hides it all behind make-up and hair dye.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50It's like a disguise, almost and it's not my Kristie.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56I don't think that I'm naturally pretty at all, really.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58That's why I do this.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I've never seen her naturally,
0:19:00 > 0:19:02so I'm quite looking forward to the end result
0:19:02 > 0:19:07because underneath all the make-up and all the fakery, she's beautiful.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10POD, if you think you're going to tone my look down,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12you've got a fright on your hands. Grr!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm here to meet Kristie, but apparently she's gone off for a bit
0:19:15 > 0:19:17of a run beforehand to get warmed up,
0:19:17 > 0:19:18but I'm thinking, right, if she's
0:19:18 > 0:19:21anything like the usual girls we get on this show, she'll probably be
0:19:21 > 0:19:25out there running in hot pants and maybe a little bra and high heels.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Ha! What am I like? I'd better go and see where she is.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Do you like looking spooky?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Er, yeah. I just really like Halloween!
0:19:31 > 0:19:35I'll tell you what you do like, skeletons,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38because there are little miniature skeleton hands in your head,
0:19:38 > 0:19:42like a little skeleton man giving you a head massage.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- They're cool though. - They are very cool.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- I've got a quiz for you. Do you prefer zombies or zumba?- Zombies.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Skulls or snuggles?- Skulls.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Boyfriend try and snuggle you and you're like, "No! Get out my skull!"
0:19:54 > 0:19:55KRISTIE LAUGHS
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Kinky. Spooky or sexy?- Spooky sexy.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Do you just go in the bedroom and go, "Argh!"- Yeah!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05You are definitely a massive Goth? Are you ready to go and see her.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Yeah.- Let's do it.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- There she is, go on, get inside. - Hiya, POD, let me in.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?- I'm Kristie.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Kristie, POD computes that you look like death warmed up.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30In fact, not even warmed up. You look like the undead.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Well, yeah, that's my look, obviously.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Let's test out your zombie credentials with a bit of role-play.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Ah, this is a strange and scary house.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42There's strange noises coming from the basement.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'd better go and investigate.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Die, brains...I want to eat your brains.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53SHE GROWLS AND GROANS
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Surprisingly, you do make a good zombie.- Thank you.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59We'd better get you made under before you actually
0:20:59 > 0:21:00turn into the living dead.
0:21:00 > 0:21:06- OK, POD.- It's time to run phase one, public analysis.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I showed the public a picture of you and I asked them
0:21:10 > 0:21:13if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid this girl.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15What do you think they said?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I'm pretty sure they said, "avoid."
0:21:17 > 0:21:19What a clever girl you are.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I would avoid her because her dress sense is a bit too wacky for me.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23That's not so bad.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Wacky's cool.- They get worse.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26I would avoid her because
0:21:26 > 0:21:29it looks like she's dressed to go to
0:21:29 > 0:21:31a Halloween party or trick or treating.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Yeah, yeah, I've heard that so many times.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35I would avoid her because
0:21:35 > 0:21:37her make-up makes her look like a demon.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Demons are cool.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- I don't find that offensive. - Yes, that's the problem.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46100% of the public do indeed want to avoid you.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Oh, ah, that's not very nice, is it?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52POD computes that you are a walking dead disaster,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55whose GRAVE style must be buried.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59You need my Scary Goth Freak to Cool Lady Chic makeunder.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Go for it.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02It is now time for the deep cleanse.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Remove those ridiculous boots.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# He did the mash
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# He did the monster mash
0:22:12 > 0:22:13# The monster mash
0:22:13 > 0:22:15# It was a graveyard smash. #
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I look like a drag queen.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21With those eyelashes, are you surprised?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I don't want to.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26That's it, wipe off the dead person's lipstick.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28SHE LAUGHS
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Run the makeunder in three, two, one.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Oh, my God. Oh, I don't know what to think!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- You've got colour in your cheeks. - Yeah.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Like an alive person.- Yeah.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I really like the dress.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57It makes me look thinner and I think it shapes my figure very well.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00POD computes you look much better as a natural beauty
0:23:00 > 0:23:05- and between us, I'm always right. - OK, if you say so.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Kristie?- Yes, POD?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Previously I showed the public a picture of you in your old look.
0:23:10 > 0:23:16- What did they say?- Avoid.- That wasn't very nice, was it?- No.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- What do you think they said this time?- Maybe marry?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I look like a wife.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I'd marry her because she looks
0:23:23 > 0:23:26sweet and has a nice complexion.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Ah, that's cute.- You do have lovely skin, by the way...- Thank you.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- ..now I can see that you're not a dead person.- Yes.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I'd definitely snog her.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37She's got quite a nice smile
0:23:37 > 0:23:39and she looks quite sophisticated.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Sophisticated. That's cool. I like that.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42I'd snog her.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45She's got nice hair and she's very stylish.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50- I quite like her, yeah. - Oh, people are nice now.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- In fact, 40% of the public now want to marry you.- Yay!
0:23:53 > 0:23:58- And the other 60% want to snog you.- Awesome.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Are you ready to strut your stuff on the POD walk?- I think so.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Initiate POD walk.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06What will Kristie's family
0:24:06 > 0:24:10and friends make of her zombie to zippy demeanour?
0:24:10 > 0:24:11I'm feeling really nervous.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15There's a lot of people out there, I just hope they like how I look.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Max, what are you thinking? - I'm lost for words.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44You were gorgeous before but you've just, I don't know, you're radiant.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Aw!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49I want him to be my boyfriend!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- There's not a bit of death about this outfit.- No.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- It's really quite cheery. - I'm not used to that.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57ALL LAUGH
0:24:57 > 0:25:02- How are you feeling, Diane? What do you think?- I'm just really shocked.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I think she looks absolutely gorgeous.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06It really works, it looks really good.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13POD computes that Kristie has risen from the dead
0:25:13 > 0:25:15to become drop dead gorgeous.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18My boyfriend and my mum both thought that...
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I think they both said I looked stunning, which is cool.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- I think they liked it more than I do.- I was genuinely stunned.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I thought she looked beautiful.
0:25:29 > 0:25:34Leopard print is a roaring success out on the Nottinghamshire plains,
0:25:34 > 0:25:36so what's all the fuss about, pussy cat?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37BIG CAT ROARS
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Animal print is the fashion of Nottingham.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41BIG CAT ROARS
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- There's a lot of leather and fur. - Leopard is sexy. Grr!
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Grr!
0:25:46 > 0:25:47It is really sexy.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49It's warm.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50BIG CAT ROARS
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- ALL:- Nottingham girls are wild.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Earlier we met Jo, whose mask of make-up
0:25:58 > 0:26:00attracted all the wrong attention.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03And Kristie, whose zombie looks left even her family cold.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05But did they keep their looks?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Ch-coo!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Jo, you loved your look. - I did, yeah.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- And you're still loving it, you're still rocking it now?- I am.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I am, I reckon I look better like this, don't I?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- You look so much better than when I first met you.- It's so much warmer.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22So would you ever wear the outfit that I first met you in?
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- It's in the bin.- Is it? - Yeah, it's gone.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Yes, oh, that's fantastic news. - POD has converted me.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Do you really feel like that?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Yeah, I'll be up town shopping and someone will walk past
0:26:34 > 0:26:37in a little dress and I'll go, "POD does not like."
0:26:37 > 0:26:39ALL LAUGH
0:26:39 > 0:26:42You, I'm not sure.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Have you kept your look? - There's no zombie hands in my hair.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- There isn't zombie hands in your hair.- On my clothes.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49You haven't got eyelashes on and that was quite a big
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- thing for you, wasn't it, before? - I don't wear them any more.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- One thing you have kept is Nosey McNoseson.- Yeah, it's cool.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I'm not quite ready to get rid of that yet.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Do you think having this experience has made you feel a little
0:27:00 > 0:27:01bit happier in your own skin?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Yeah, I don't think I'm too bad, so, yeah,
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I feel better and more confident in myself.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- I like it, you look loads better now.- Thank you.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Good, I remember I was scared to speak to you.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16I remember, I was scared to speak to you but the second week,
0:27:16 > 0:27:18we had a right chinwag, didn't we?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Now you're approachable, that's good.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Hi, POD.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Hello, Ellie.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29I see you've ditched the boxers and that ridiculous saggy bum look.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32It's been good fun, I'm glad to see that the stubble's gone,
0:27:32 > 0:27:35just my usual little bit of tache but I can cope with that.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38I'm delighted to see your natural beauty shining again.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40It was quite fun though, dressing up as a bloke.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42So why do they do they let their pants hang out?
0:27:42 > 0:27:46Because it's cool, that's all you need to know. Because it's cool.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48That's just not good enough, Ellie.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Now get out there and find me some more trouser offenders.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I can't believe I'm going to say this,
0:27:52 > 0:27:56but I've seen enough men's bums for the day, so you can POD off.
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