0:00:02 > 0:00:04Shake it, shake it, shake it!
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Stay!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09I'm Ellie Taylor.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Snog Marry Avoid? is back on the road fighting the fakery of Britain.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17POD would like to know why your hair looks like a bog brush?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Because it suits me.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Oi, you, orange-faced one!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Put down the fake tan because POD has had enough.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27The makeunder machine that is POD is back with a vengeance
0:00:27 > 0:00:31and on tour, transforming the country's fiercest fake fanatics.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34You're one of the most orange people I've ever seen.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Oh, shut up, you big hard drive.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Families across Britain have had enough of the fakery that's stolen
0:00:39 > 0:00:43their sons and their daughters, their brothers and their sisters.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- ALL:- Down with fakery, down with fakery!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49We haven't brought her up to look like this.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51From Birmingham to Bromley,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Cardiff to Liverpool, she'll be creating natural beauties
0:00:54 > 0:00:56on a street near you.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Why do you look like a dolly that's melted in a fire?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh, POD, you're so mean why would you say that to me?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Plus, POD is challenging me to find the country's fakest fads
0:01:06 > 0:01:07and try them on for size.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10No, work the bum, go, woo-hoo!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Don't go out dressed like that.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Why?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15You might get arrested.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18We are chiselling away at fakery. This is Snog Marry Avoid?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35This week, POD has landed in the second biggest city in the UK.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's got more canals than Venice.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40An oversized post box.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42And supersize fakery.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45We're back in Birmingham.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Hiya, POD.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Hello, Ellie.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Hi, POD, can you guess where we are today?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Er...I'm going to go with Outer Mongolia?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00No, we're actually in...that's my Birmingham accent.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Ah, yes, Birmingham.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03POD computes that here in the Midlands, Ellie,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06the latest trend is for showing off one's curvy rear end.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Big butts?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Affirmative. The latest thing is the Brum Bum.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Ladies with big bums, that's what we're talking about today? Like J-Lo, Kim K?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Correct.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Well that's a good thing, isn't it? Showing how bootylicious you are.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20There is natural beauty in a natural booty
0:02:20 > 0:02:23but my highly-tuned sensors detect fakery at work here
0:02:23 > 0:02:25and your mission is to find out what's going on.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oh, all right then, I don't know if you're ready for this chelly,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31but I'll try and get to the bottom of it!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32You don't appreciate me.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Coming up on tonight's show, we meet a fakery fashionista
0:02:37 > 0:02:39who's a bit of a cheeky girl.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Boobs out, bum out, everything really.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44We'll be finding out what fakery
0:02:44 > 0:02:46is lurking on the streets of Birmingham.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Huge lashes.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49If you turn around you can knock yourself out.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I go large in the derriere department.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Work that toosh, girl, work the bum, go!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Woo-hoo!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01And POD interfaces with a colour clashing catastrophe,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04who thinks he's a male Nicky Minaj.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I just can't stop looking at myself, I'm so good to look at.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Here in Birmingham there seems to be something bogus
0:03:15 > 0:03:18about the brummie style, so we're hitting the streets
0:03:18 > 0:03:19to find out what fakery is afoot.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Brum girls are the best because we're just awesome
0:03:24 > 0:03:27in every way possible.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Why do your eyebrows look like they're from a different planet?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I like them, I think they look nice.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Fake nails, fake tan, fake hair, fake eyelashes.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Everything has to be fake and big and orange.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Lots of make-up. No eyebrows.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Lots of red lipstick everywhere.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Got to have your make-up about that thick.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Yeah, that thick, and coming up like up there.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Do you like that look?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- BOTH:- Oh, no!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Dresses, heels, lots of gloss.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Gloss, as in paint?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58No, lip gloss, POD.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Yeah. That's it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Short shorts with the bum cheeks hanging out.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Small shorts and a bra and that's about it.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Now for a girl whose hair is her "mane" attraction,
0:04:13 > 0:04:17but all three generations of her family are tearing theirs out!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Hi, I'm Sophie Bow, 19, from Kent and I'm the most
0:04:20 > 0:04:21glamorous girl in town.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29What I love about my look is my eyelashes, boobs out, bum out,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31short outfits, everything really.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33When I'm out with Sophie,
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I feel a little bit of embarrassment sometimes
0:04:35 > 0:04:37because her skirt is so short.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I just hope she doesn't bend over.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41My ambition is to be like Pamela Anderson.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Because she's got big boobs and one day I'm hoping to have
0:04:44 > 0:04:45big fake boobs.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50One of my favourite tips is when you're spray tanning,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52put sanitary towels on the bottom of your feet.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54It stops you getting tan on them.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55I don't really like Sophie's look.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I think she gives off the wrong impression a bit to others.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I think it's a worry to both the parents.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I'd like to see her more natural.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I think she needs to soften her look in some way.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I spend about three to four hours getting ready.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14My boyfriend and friends hate it because they're sitting around
0:05:14 > 0:05:15like forever, waiting for me.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I could watch two films before she's even ready.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It takes hours. It's horrible.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I stick about four pieces of hair extensions in and two
0:05:27 > 0:05:28big hair pieces.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I don't really like her hair. We call it the mane.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I hate Sophie's hair with a passion. It haunts me.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36It hides at the end of her bed in a bag.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I find Sophie's hair extensions all over the place.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'm forever picking them up. They're just so annoying.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I just really want them out of this house.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47When I'm out and about I get a lot of attention.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Guys want to see girls in short shorts and short dresses
0:05:51 > 0:05:53and that's what it's about nowadays.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Lot of the fellas turn and look at her and she's wondering why.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I think she wants to be noticed.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I'd like to see Sophie with a little bit of make-up
0:06:02 > 0:06:04and no hair extensions
0:06:04 > 0:06:07because I might be biased as her dad but I believe that she's so lovely
0:06:07 > 0:06:09that she doesn't really need them.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14POD, I love all this fakery, you've got your work cut out with me.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'm here to meet Sophie at this nail bar and I'm expecting she's
0:06:17 > 0:06:20going to be wearing some really kind of crazy outfit.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oh. Yeah. She's not wearing anything at all.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Sophie, that is one glittery bra.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yeah. I love this bra.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Is that just the usual?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Yeah.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Just wear that out, going shopping?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yeah, all the time.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34You have the longest hair I've ever seen, how long is it?
0:06:34 > 0:06:3526 inches.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I imagine that if you got in a bit of wind that could be quite awful.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Yeah.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Tell me about your style icons.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I like Jordan. Her boobs. Big, big, boobs.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Massive knockers. - Yeah. I want fake- BLEEP- one day.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Oh, I can't say- BLEEP- can I?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51You just did, twice. She did it twice.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53So why are you coming on Snog Marry Avoid?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Because I would like to see myself more toned down,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59just for my family's sake. And friends, to make them happier.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02But if it was my choice, I would stay exactly the same way I am.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I've got a few questions to ask you about different role models.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Michelle Heaton or Michelle Obama? - (Who are they?)
0:07:09 > 0:07:14Michelle Heaton was in Liberty X and Michelle Obama is married to the President of the United States.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16She wears very nice dresses from J Crew.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I don't know who they are! I don't know!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Neither of them, they mean nothing to us.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Rebecca Adlington, Olympic gold medallist, or Pamela Anderson?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- Pamela Anderson.- Joan of Arc or Joey Essex?- Joey Essex.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Does your boyfriend look like Joey? - No.- Would you like him to?- Yeah!
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Ouch! On camera! Right, Sophie.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36After that revelation,
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- I'm going to wish you all the very best of luck in POD.- Thank you.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I'm Sophie Bowe.- Why are you only wearing half an outfit?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Because it's sexy.- Sexy to who?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Sexy to me, to other people. Attention, duh!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Could you give POD a twirl? - Yes, sure.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05What's with those Daisy Duke shorts?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07They're not! They are high waisted shorts!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Have you seen the Dukes of Hazzard? - No, what is it?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12They're a bit of a hazard, like you are.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15How do I look like a hazard, POD?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Hazardous to everyone else's sense of style.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20No, not everyone's. Loads of people like to look like me.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22What does your boyfriend think of your look?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25He thinks I look like Cousin Itt, cos of all the hair.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27SONG: "The Addams Family Theme"
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Yes, I kind of see his point.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32POD computes that you are an incredibly pretty girl.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Thank you, POD.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37So I'm confused why you're trying to make yourself look like a slapper.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38I'm not a slapper, though.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40People might think I'm a slapper but this is just me
0:08:40 > 0:08:42and I like to dress this way.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I think there's something wrong with your lens, POD.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Yes, it's got fakery smothered all over it after being with you.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Maybe I can draw your eyebrows on. - No, thank you.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52You can try my hair on as well, if you like.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- I don't want to look like a yeti. - Pink lipstick?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57That's quite enough out of you. SHE LAUGHS
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- What does your family think of your look?- My family hate my look.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03They think I should tone it down more but I love it.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05How would you feel without all your fakery?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09I probably would feel more fu-fu- how do you say that word?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12"Fu-si-ta-tacated"? How do you say that word?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I think the word you're looking for is sophisticated.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Let's try it together, shall we?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- So...phist... - So...phist...
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- I...ca...ted. - I...ca...ted.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Sophisticated!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25- Well done, Sophie. - Whoo!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Run phase One - Public Analysis.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Everyone will love me!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I asked the public would they want to snog, marry or avoid you.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36OK, POD.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- What do you think they said? - Obviously snog.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40I'd probably avoid her.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42She looks quite a bit like a Barbie doll
0:09:42 > 0:09:45and that's not really a good look for me.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh, come on! Really?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I would most definitely avoid her
0:09:50 > 0:09:53because she's got too much tan and she looks too fake.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55They don't know what they're talking about, POD.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I'd avoid her cos she looks dangerous.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Whoo! I'm dangerous!
0:10:00 > 0:10:05- 93% of the public said they would want to avoid you.- No way!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08POD computes these are the people that want you to get a makeunder:
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Your mum, your dad, your boyfriend,
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- both of your nans and all your friends.- Yes, POD.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17POD's verdict is:
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- I can't believe you just said that! - Run the Deep Cleanse.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29No! How can you do this to me?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Get rid of that hair.- Oh, no!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33You're going to make me cry!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Have you got caught in your own net?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- It's stuck to me! - Lose those lashes!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42MUSIC: "The Addams Family Theme"
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I look like Aladdin!
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Let's see that wipe. It looks like last night's vindaloo!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Run the makeunder!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, my God!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, my God.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08It looks more classy. I like the shoes.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- And the dress. - What do you think of your hair?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13I like it.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- You certainly don't look like Cousin Itt now.- I know.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I'd say it looks more sophisticated.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Not only does it look more sophisticated
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- but you can now say the word. - Ha-ha! I know!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28POD computes you've gone from glamour model to actual model.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Thank you, POD.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Previously, 93% of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- What do you think they will say now? - Marry.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Yeah, I'd definitely snog her. She's naturally pretty. Lovely hair.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Definitely go for her. - Oh, that's nice.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Yeah, I'd snog her. She seems quite pretty. She doesn't seem stuck up.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- She seems like a nice girl. Yeah, definitely.- Thank you!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I would marry her because she looks naturally beautiful
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- and she looks like the girl next door.- Oh, thank you!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59That's really nice.
0:11:59 > 0:12:0280% of the people we asked said they would like to snog you
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- and the rest would like to marry you. - Oh, that's nice.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09- POD computes that this makeunder has been a complete success.- Whoo!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Are you ready to show the world your natural beauty?- Yes, I'm ready, POD.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20The PODWalk's been beamed into a bar in Birmingham.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23What will Sophie's family make of her new sophisticated look?
0:12:23 > 0:12:27I'm feeling so nervous! Oh, my God! I don't want to go out there.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Beautiful! Beautiful!- Does it sort of live up to expectations?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I love it. I just love the colour, the style.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00It's just completely different to what she's, she usually wears.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- What do you think?- I think it's beautiful. She looks gorgeous.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06She doesn't need the hair extensions.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Just so natural and yeah, she looks lovely.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10What do you think of your look?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I think it's more classy and sophisticated.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Dan, now on a night out, do you reckon the time taken
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- for her to get ready is going to... - I think it'll slightly improve.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23But I'm sure she'll find ways to keep me waiting.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Sophie has been transformed from a yeti-headed bonkers Barbie
0:13:26 > 0:13:29to a sophisticated sexy siren.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Really nice to see her confident and yeah, fantastic.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38I've learned I've got confidence in myself as a natural beauty.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Hopefully, I can keep this look... when I get used to it a bit more.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50It started with J-Lo, but now it's the Kardashians that are bringing
0:13:50 > 0:13:53the bootilicious booty back to Britain.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I've heard no-one does it bigger than Birmingham,
0:13:56 > 0:13:58so I'm hitting the streets to find out the truth.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Big bums are definitely the fashion in Birmingham.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Go to the gym, do some squats, just try and get your bum the best it can be.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Everyone wants a big bum like Kim Kardashian!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14He likes big bums... He said it.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16You can buy pants now, actually, that pad your bum out.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20The Brum Bum is a big fake bum.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25- Do you have a Brum Bum?- Not today, this is my bum. But I do have one.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Why do they want a bum implant?
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- Just so they've got more junk in their trunk, sisters.- That's enough! - We've got some junk right here!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37It's a bit like... D'you know, like, chicken fillets? But for your bum.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I don't want chicken fillets for my bum!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- The knickers with the pads in. - Are they just massive TENA Ladys?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- BOTH:- No! - They're just the shape of a bum.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48These give you the fantastic Kim Kardashian butt.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51So I know Birmingham likes its badonkadonks big -
0:14:51 > 0:14:52that's bum to me and you -
0:14:52 > 0:14:54but what will it make of this bad boy?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Well, I think I'm rocking the Kim Kardashian big bum look,
0:14:59 > 0:15:01but what do the Brummies think?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Go, girl! Go, girl!- D'you like it? - Yeah.- What d'you think of the look?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07You look all right apart from that big arse.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Why would you want to do that to yourself?- Why wouldn't you?! Open your mind!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Ooh, sorry!- Yeah, I like that. Looks a bit...peachy.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Want to take a photo? It'd last longer!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Have you got to go home now? I understand.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Once that's in your mind... Whoo! Does my bum look big in this?
0:15:25 > 0:15:30- Massive.- I like it though.- Do you? - Yeah.- Well, hello, my friend.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36I think it's absolutely fabulous. Work that toosh, girl.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Go, work the bum, go! Whoo!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Now for Danny who likes to wear a lot of pink to make the boys wink.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Unfortunately, I think it's going to make POD wince.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Hi, I'm Danny GoGo, I'm 19, and I'm from Brighton - whoo!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I'm like a local celebrity in Brighton, people stop me
0:15:58 > 0:16:01and ask me for my photo all the time. And I love it.
0:16:02 > 0:16:08My look is very bright, vibrant, tarty and very attention-seeking.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12I just can't stop looking at myself, I'm so good to look at!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15What I love most about my look is my pink hair.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18When I walk down the street, all eyes are on me.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20This pink hair has got me a lot of attention.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I feel like I'm Nicki Minaj.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Hi, fake tan time. Whoo!
0:16:28 > 0:16:32My mum absolutely hates doing my fake tan.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I've been doing Danny's tan for about two years,
0:16:34 > 0:16:36since he's become a bit vain.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I want it darker, little bit darker.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43I'd rather not go out with Daniel in public, looking quite so orange.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47He looks tarty, a bit arrogant. Almost drag queen.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Danny's look has affected the family life,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52especially with his sister because I think she gets quite embarrassed.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56I started wearing make-up at high school when I used to have acne,
0:16:56 > 0:17:00then I found myself using it on a regular basis.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03My acne cleared up but I was just too addicted to the foundation
0:17:03 > 0:17:07so I kept it, and then the pink came along!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10He may actually have a few people who are laughing at him
0:17:10 > 0:17:14as opposed to with him, which is a shame because he's such a nice chap.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18I would love to find a fella that's really in to me,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20but I don't think I'm confident with the real me.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24I need fakery to be real. Hash tag - party time!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I think Daniel does want a relationship.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30It would be really lovely if he would settle down.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Hi, I'm Helen.- I'm Sam.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34BOTH: We're Danny's friends.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I think if he wants to find a boyfriend, find love,
0:17:37 > 0:17:38he needs to tone it down a bit.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42POD, I would love it
0:17:42 > 0:17:44if you could make Daniel a little bit more natural,
0:17:44 > 0:17:49but still keep that confidence and that little sparkle about him.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51POD, I'm Danny GoGo,
0:17:51 > 0:17:54and if you think you can change all this fakery, it's a no-no!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Whoo!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Whoo-whoo!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Weird pink things, funny go-go top...
0:18:02 > 0:18:05The whiff of fake tan, I know who's in here.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Danny?- Hello.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Back away from the tanning booth, put some clothes on and come with me.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Come on. Don't touch me.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Danny, I feel like you're going to poke my eyes out with those things.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- What is that?! - These are my new babies
0:18:17 > 0:18:20and they are made out of foam and...
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- I won't poke your eyes out, don't worry.- What do your family make of how you look?
0:18:24 > 0:18:29- My mum thinks it's gone a bit OTT, but my sister can't even look at me, so...- Oh, no!- I know, I know.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32We're very different as well, but we're even more different now.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36So is there a lovely, beautiful Mister in your life at the minute?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38D'you know, there's no-one in my life at the moment
0:18:38 > 0:18:41and I don't know why no-one wants me.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45I'm glamorous, I'm pink, I'm fluffy, and I'm lovely to hug.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- SHE LAUGHS - You just described yourself like a little pussy cat or something.
0:18:49 > 0:18:56- I don't bite. - OK, I've got a little quiz for you about...fellas and things.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- Do you spend so long getting your hair and make-up right that you turn up two hours late?- Yes.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Have you done that?- Yep. Well, no, one hour and a half.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05When you're on a date, are you a very good listener,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08d'you want to know about the other person?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Or is it, "Danny, Danny, Danny. GoGo, GoGo... La la la..."?
0:19:11 > 0:19:16No, I listen to what they've got to say. But it is very much about me.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- SHE LAUGHS - OK, it's all about me. - It's all about you?- Yeah.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21You didn't convince even yourself when you said that.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24"Yeah, it's really important to listen. It's not. It's about me."
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Do you order a nice frugal chicken salad or do you go...
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- "Bring on the lobster!"- I would probably just have another drink.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- You don't eat?- Well, cos, I don't want to mess up my lipstick.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38In that case, Danny, all I need to say is - very, very good luck.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49I am POD the Personal Overhaul Device, who are you?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I am Danny GoGo.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54POD would like to know why you want to look like a toy troll?
0:19:54 > 0:19:59- HE LAUGHS - Ooh, POD, that's not very nice.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- So, Danny, why are you dressing like this?- For attention.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04And I guess I'm trying to attract the guy that I like.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09- Describe your ideal man.- Tall, dark, handsome, tanned and "musculine".
0:20:09 > 0:20:10What is "musculine"?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14"Musculine" is, like, buff. You know, got some guns on you.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17POD computes you have combined masculine
0:20:17 > 0:20:19and muscular to create "musculine".
0:20:19 > 0:20:21"Musculine", yeah... Oh.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23OK.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Is your look inspired by things you might find on a pier?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I don't know what you mean, POD.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Ah! Oh, my God! You've brought me candy.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Are you wearing candy as a fascinator?
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Yeah, it's my new, like, trend.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38POD computes you've taken more fakery
0:20:38 > 0:20:40and turned it into frightful fashion.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- I'm having all of that tat back, stop eating it.- No!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50No! You've taken away my accessory.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52You'd better start getting used to that.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Run Phase One - Public Analysis.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I asked the public if they would want to
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Snog, Marry or Avoid this boy.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01What do you think they said?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Avoid.- Shall we find out?
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Let's go!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I'd definitely avoid cos I like natural
0:21:08 > 0:21:10and there's nothing natural about that lad.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13The hair, it's just awful. It's a mess.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Oh, mate! Just a mess?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20I'd avoid. Too much eye make-up, pink hair. No.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23OK, POD.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I would avoid, he's not exactly my type.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29What exactly IS his type?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Danny, 100% said "Avoid".
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Oh, my God.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36POD's verdict is you are a...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Let's make it happen.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46- Run Phase Two - Deep Cleanse.- God.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Lose the arm warmers.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51And the eyelashes.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Oh, my God.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Looks like a melted troll.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Look at that line under your chin.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Yeah, that's the good bit, right there. This is the bad bit.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08Run the makeunder in three, two, one...
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Oh.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Oh, my God.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Oh, my God. My hair!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- I think I look more...manly. - You mean "musculine"?
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Yes, "musculine", POD.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- What do you think? - I love it. I love my hair.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I look dateable, POD.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36You certainly do. Would you like to hear what the general public now think of your look?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Yes, I'd love to, POD.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40What do you think they said?
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Snog.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I'd definitely snog him cos he looks well fit.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Oh, thank you.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Definitely snog him, looks like he'd be a good pull.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52So they say they'd pull me, then?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Definitely wouldn't marry him cos I'm hoping to marry someone else,
0:22:55 > 0:22:57but, yeah, he seems like a nice guy.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I'd pop into a bar, buy him a cheap drink and yeah,
0:22:59 > 0:23:00go for a snog, why not?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- He's cute.- Oh!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Do I attract bad boys now?
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Apparently so.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11100% of the people we asked, Danny, now want to snog you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Everyone wants a bit of GoGo! Whoo!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Danny, are you ready to show the world your gorgeousness? - Bring it on!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Initiate PODWalk.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25It's now time for Danny to reveal his new male-model look on the PODWalk.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28What will his family make of his pink-free posing?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I think they're going to see the real me
0:23:31 > 0:23:33and I think they're in for a big shock.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36CHEERING
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- I miss my pink hair, but...yeah. - What are you thinking, Danny's mum?
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- He looks so smart.- What about the pink hair?- I'm very glad it's gone.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- I think it looks really nice like that.- You like it?- Yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Oh, thank you! Ooh! - What d'you reckon?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I think that's a huge improvement, huge.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Aw, thank you, guys. Thank you. Whoo!
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Danny has been transformed from a Misguided Minaj Monstrosity
0:24:19 > 0:24:21to a Modest Man Magnet.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25I thought, "Wow!" I really did. I thought he was gorgeous.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Just to walk in front of my parents and my sister, especially,
0:24:28 > 0:24:30cos I know she doesn't like my look very much,
0:24:30 > 0:24:34but I think I've proved today that we can now have a better relationship with each other
0:24:34 > 0:24:38and the Danny on the catwalk today is more confident, sweeter
0:24:38 > 0:24:39and more approachable.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Our Birmingham mission is almost over,
0:24:46 > 0:24:50but there's still time for a few hair-raising encounters with POD.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Hello, POD.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54POD would like to know why your hair looks like a bog brush?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Because it suits me.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- Have you always been this pink? - Mmm... No.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Glad to hear it.- I've been pinker.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06There seems to be something wrong with your hair colour.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08What's wrong with my hair colour?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10It looks a bit like an old lady's blue rinse.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11It's not a blue rinse!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Is that an eyeball around your neck?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Yes, it is. It's got an eye on you. - I see.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Natural is beautiful. That's what you are.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Do you feel a bit hypocritical with bright pink hair?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Who's got bright pink hair?- Oh, you!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, me? Oh, no. It's not really bright.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Is this look appropriate for your age?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- Absolutely. Who cares.- Yeah! If you've got it, flaunt it, innit?
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Sophie and Danny GoGo came into POD with lots of orange and pink
0:25:39 > 0:25:40and not many clothes.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43But then they were made under to look really quite classy.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Did they keep their new looks?
0:25:47 > 0:25:52Non - no, we didn't. First of all, can we address the fact you are wearing earphones.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- I know, I know.- What is going on?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- They're keeping my ears warm. - It's for fashion, isn't it?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Yes, definitely. - What happened, Danny?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02I just felt more comfortable like this. I felt like...
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I mean, I always wear stuff that I make as well,
0:26:05 > 0:26:06but it's more toned down.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09This is my natural skin colour and it looks...
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- That's true. That's a lot better. - Yeah, it doesn't look so tacky.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- And the hair? - I did like the jet black hair but it was just a bit...
0:26:15 > 0:26:18It wasn't me, I didn't feel like it was me.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20But I did pull when I had all natural, jet black hair, so...
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Did you?!- I did, yeah.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- I looked more... Normal, I guess. - And you didn't like that so you went back to this?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28That's one thing I've learnt -
0:26:28 > 0:26:31if I want to settle down and have a relationship and I know I'm ready -
0:26:31 > 0:26:33go back to the brown hair.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Is this how you're going out at night at the minute?- Yes.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Do you think that's a direct result of coming to see POD then?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Definitely, I wanted to look more approachable
0:26:41 > 0:26:43and look more smarter and suited.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47And have a lot more good attention.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51So, Sophie... How long did you keep the natural hair?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53For about a couple of weeks, then I changed it.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Tell me any other things that have changed then.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00- You're not as brown.- Not the fake tan. No sunbeds, just natural.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01- Oh, really?- Yep.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- And what about the clothes? - I think I go out more covered up.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- Why's that?- It just looks more sophisticated and classy.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10D'you think you'd ever go back to how you were?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- I don't know... I don't know. - Never say never.- You will, she will.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14You will. I know you will.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19- Does it take one to know one?- Yeah. - Definitely, yeah. High five. High five for that.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Guys, thank you so much for coming on.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- Just go forth and be pink and FABULOUS together.- Whoo!
0:27:27 > 0:27:31- Hello!- Ah, Ellie, you're back at last. Come on in.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Hi, POD, so we come to the end of the day in Birmingham.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Yes, and the end being quite apt considering your mission.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43I've had a great day, I've just seen bums, bums, bums everywhere. It's been brilliant.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Yes, I'd like to say we've come to a natural end, but I fear not.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47I think we need to carry on.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50We can't, I'm afraid. I'm going for dinner in the Balti Triangle,
0:27:50 > 0:27:53but I'll bring you back a Peshwari if you're lucky. You can POD off.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd