0:00:02 > 0:00:06On every high street, inside every nightclub
0:00:06 > 0:00:09and in the confines of every suburban home...
0:00:10 > 0:00:14..the great fakes of Britain are taking over.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17But there's a war raging,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20because determined to stamp out this hideous trend is...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23..POD.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27POD computes you're all natural beauties.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28- Oh, thanks.- Thank you.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Even though there's a touch too much peroxide in the middle.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33THEY LAUGH
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Thanks(!) That's natural!
0:00:35 > 0:00:39And now it's the climax to a year's work as POD invites back
0:00:39 > 0:00:43six of her most extreme transformations to take part
0:00:43 > 0:00:46in the ultimate face off between fake and natural -
0:00:46 > 0:00:49the Snog Marry Avoid beauty pageant.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51APPLAUSE
0:00:51 > 0:00:53But this is no ordinary pageant.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56As each POD-ette hits the catwalk, we'll discover
0:00:56 > 0:01:01if they've kept their natural look or they've fallen back into fakery.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Will fake or natural conquer all?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08It's up to our audience to decide who will take home the title
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- of Mr or Miss Snog Marry Avoid 2012. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Hiya, POD.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27What in POD's name are you wearing?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Well, in honour of our road trip earlier this year,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I thought I'd try on as many looks as possible so I've got
0:01:32 > 0:01:36the scary Essex tan, the big Geordie blow-dry, the Scouse brows,
0:01:36 > 0:01:40the weird Cardiff nails, ready to present your pageant.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You look a total disaster.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Er, what is that?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Er, I'm Ellie Taylor, fighting for fakes all over Britain.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52You look like a drag queen, love.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Well, you look like a scaly librarian.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Well, whatever. You can't stay here.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I'm about to host POD's first ever beauty pageant.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I thought I was doing that!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh, well, er, it's a bit awkward isn't it?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Only one of you can present my pageant
0:02:06 > 0:02:10and POD would prefer natural Ellie - she's not so offensive on my lens.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Why do you two get to decide?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I think the people of Britain should have a say in what
0:02:15 > 0:02:17they prefer - natural or fake?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Looks like I've got a fight on my hands.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25As far as I'm concerned, there's only one person for the job - moi.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29We're doing the first ever Snog Marry Avoid beauty pageant.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Who do you think should host it - me or fake Ellie?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Hands down, you. - Hands down, easy, easy.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36High fives for me, hands down. Yeah!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40In a war against fake versus natural beauty - who wins?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Natural beauty all day.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45What do you prefer in a woman?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Natural, it's got to be natural.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I've worked on this, I've put in work into this.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51THEY LAUGH
0:02:51 > 0:02:53You're either beautiful, or you're not.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I don't think faking it makes up...
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- That's quite deep. - That is pretty deep.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I would say get my best side but, let's be honest,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02they're BOTH amazing.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Ooh, even he agrees.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I think it's a bit intimidating.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07I mean, it's a bit too much and a bit over the top.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Scary. - Yeah, I find it a bit scary.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Do you like my hair?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I just want to get a baby wipe and give you a POD makeover meself!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17You look like you've got a bit too much make-up on,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19especially on your eyes.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'm very disappointed to say that the very boring people
0:03:22 > 0:03:24of Great Britain seem to like natural beauty.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26God knows why, because I look amazing!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Ellies, you're back. Tell me about your findings.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Natural beauty reigns supreme - I win.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34All right, no need to be smug.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Oh, what's...? I've got a call from the Antiques Roadshow for you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Apparently there's a 17th century wardrobe
0:03:40 > 0:03:44who wants its varnish back from your face, so you can POD off!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Blimey, she was annoying!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Welcome to my world.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Let's get this pageant started.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55POD has landed in an undisclosed location
0:03:55 > 0:03:59and sent out a battle cry to citizens of planet Earth.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02But even they aren't safe from POD's bitchy put downs.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Hi, POD.- Hi, POD.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Why have you come dressed to my pageant as a mint humbug?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- I like this! - Well, someone has to.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13In the battle between fakery and real beauty,
0:04:13 > 0:04:15where do you both stand?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16I'm natural, she's fake.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Hi, POD.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25What an interesting ensemble. What would YOU call it?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I don't know, it's just a look that I like.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30And what's it themed on?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It's just my individuality.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35So you see yourself as a Grecian goddess do you?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- I'd like to think so, yes. - Incorrect.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42- Hi, POD.- Hi, POD.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Are you wearing those bright red shoes to match the red-headed man?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- We love his ginger hair. - Is he your accessory?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Definitely.- Have you anything to say about your girlfriend?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54She's my fiancee.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57POD computes you're marrying someone who is very high-maintenance.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Oh yeah, definitely.- POD!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Hi, POD.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- How much of that hair is your own? - Not a lot of it.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Where did you buy it?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Got if off a friend.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Second-hand hair? Disgusting!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm the real Ellie Taylor
0:05:19 > 0:05:23and this is the first ever Snog Marry Avoid pageant.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:27 > 0:05:32POD has pre-selected six of her favourite fake fashionistas
0:05:32 > 0:05:35who she transformed into natural beauties
0:05:35 > 0:05:38and she's invited them back to show off their latest look.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Oh, my god! - SHE LAUGHS
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Have they surrendered their slap
0:05:43 > 0:05:46or will they have gone back to their fake-loving ways?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Each of our previous POD-ettes will strut their stuff on the catwalk
0:05:52 > 0:05:55but only one of them can win the coveted title
0:05:55 > 0:05:58of Miss or Mr Snog Marry Avoid 2012.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:03 > 0:06:06A specially invited audience including friends and family
0:06:06 > 0:06:08will vote for their winner.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12But which look will they go for - fake or natural?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14CHEERING
0:06:14 > 0:06:17And, of course, Snog Marry Avoid? wouldn't be complete
0:06:17 > 0:06:21without our very own digital disciplinarian - POD.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Ellie, you looked a real beauty on my catwalk.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Are you excited about the pageant? - Affirmative.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Who's up first then?
0:06:31 > 0:06:32We're spoilt for choice, Ellie.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35My memory banks have almost reached full capacity with
0:06:35 > 0:06:38the amount of fakes that have paraded through POD's universe.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Hmm... How about a tan-orexic mum who likes to keep her fakery regimes
0:06:43 > 0:06:44strictly in the family?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Ha, that has to be Miss Lottie Lou. - Correct.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Loading her data file.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Hi, I'm Lottie Lou, I'm 25, and I'm from Essex.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Love my boobs - they're my best asset.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01SHE LAUGHS
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Worth every single penny and I don't regret it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08These are my two amazingly beautiful daughters - Paris and Sky.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I do my mum's spray tan.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Best spray-tanner in Essex, aren't you?- Yeah.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19I have two tans a week, which I have to do on Monday and Thursdays
0:07:19 > 0:07:21so you get the whole week going on.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Good tan, Paris.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29She looks like an Oompa-Loompa!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Please, POD, can you make my mum not be orange no more?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38POD computes you are definitely more plastic than fantastic.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Are you a stripper?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41- A stripper?- Yes.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- No!- You've certainly come dressed like one.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I think I'm doing more of the Tina Turner look today,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48don't you think, POD?
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- POD computes this look is simply NOT the best.- Ugh! Rude.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Do you think this is the way mummies should be dressing?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Why not? I'm a hot momma.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02A hot momma whose children compare her to an Oompa-Loompa.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09# Oompa-Loompa, doopity-doo... #
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I don't think I look as bad as an Oompa-Loompa,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13but I do look a bit orange.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Shall we find out what the public think?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Oh, here we go.- Here we go indeed.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Lottie Lou?- Yes.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:08:28 > 0:08:30What do you think they said?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Well, I think they're going to say snog, to be honest.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Really?- Definitely. Definitely not avoid.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I'd definitely avoid her. She looks like the kind of girl you'd
0:08:39 > 0:08:42probably catch something off her, to be honest.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- SHE LAUGHS - Really?!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I would avoid her, definitely,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49because this load of make-up is very scary, actually.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Argggh!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Lottie Lou - 70% of the public want to avoid you.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Shut up! Really?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Really.- Oh, no.
0:09:00 > 0:09:0425% of the public do want to snog you, but we can increase this with...
0:09:10 > 0:09:16Run the makeunder in three, two, one...
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Shut up!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Cut all my hair off! - What do you think?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I love the dress. I think the dress is amazing.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Needs a bit more lip gloss and eyelashes, I think.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oh no, you don't!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I look like a mummy.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Do you want to know what the general public think of your look now?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39I would love to know.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43I'd snog her. She's a nice-looking girl. She's got nice hair, yeah.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Librarian hair, but aww!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Yeah, I'd probably marry her. She's really nice, really pretty.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Doing all right, ain't I?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Oh, I'd snog her. Nice hair. Nice eyes.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Definitely snog her.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Looks like I'm getting lucky, eh? - You certainly are.
0:09:58 > 0:10:0180% of the public said they'd want to snog you.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Do you think your kids will like your new look?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08They'll like it, I think. I think, yeah, it's different.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09It's completely different.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12But then you are finally a natural beauty.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Finally had your way, eh?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17POD always gets her own way.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I'm so excited to see Paris and Sky.
0:10:22 > 0:10:28- I'm very, very, very, so excited to see her.- Me too!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Their reaction is going to really influence, like, how I dress
0:10:31 > 0:10:34and how I am, so it's really important.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Wow!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Hi!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Hey!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh, do you like it?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Very happy.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48What do you think, Sky, about it?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Er, very good.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52It was amazing coming in.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I've missed them so much, seeing them run up to me
0:10:54 > 0:10:57and be like "Mummy", made it all worthwhile.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I like it because it's nice and glamorous.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04You happy?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Really happy!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I'm in two minds about it, to be honest,
0:11:09 > 0:11:12so you're going to have to wait and see what happens.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Lottie was transformed "a-lottie" by POD,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18but has the fakery crept back in?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Let's give it up, guys, for Lottie Lou.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23CHEERING
0:11:23 > 0:11:26MUSIC: "Mama Do the Hump" by Rizzle Kicks
0:11:26 > 0:11:30# Mama, won't you please let me...? # Mama, won't you please let me...?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34# Mama, won't you please let me...? # Mama, won't you please let me...? #
0:11:34 > 0:11:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Lottie's enjoyed her moment in the limelight,
0:11:41 > 0:11:46but what will her friend think now that two of Lottie's fakest assets are back on display?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49How long have you known Lottie?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Not that long, but for enough to know what these are!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I think we all know what these are!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- They're pretty out there.- Yeah.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Do you think this makeunder has sort of stuck with her then?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Hmm, no. Not at all.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06But I think she rocks that look better, to be honest.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Do you like to see her bottom, is that why?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oh, yeah, definitely. Who doesn't? SHE GIGGLES
0:12:11 > 0:12:12He loves it.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Time for Lottie to hear POD's verdict.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18POD is going to ignore how you're dressed for now
0:12:18 > 0:12:21and ask how your catwalk performance went?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24POD, I went down the catwalk, I was absolutely buzzing.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26I loved it. It was amazing.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I really liked it and the crowd were really nice and cheering.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32POD clearly doesn't need to ask whose side you're on
0:12:32 > 0:12:34in the war between natural beauty and fakery.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Fakery all the way.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, we'll have to wait to find out if the audience agrees with you.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Who's up next?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49POD has a real treat now.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52She was Daddy's little princess, but the queen of fake tan.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- SHE SIGHS - How could I forget her? It's the wonderful Hannah.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Hello, I'm Hannah and I spend my life trying to stand out.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I love tan. I've been tanning for years.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I think the oranger the better.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I mean, the girls today do have a bit of a tan and all that,
0:13:11 > 0:13:14but Hannah looks as if she's been on a permanent holiday to Spain.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Yeah, I think my face is nice and colourful.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20It could just be toned down a bit.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23My dad pays for everything.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27I reckon, a month, it probably costs, the way I look, about £300.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30You don't want to look like too much of an idiot, do you?
0:13:30 > 0:13:34She'd be more pretty without as much tanning and make-up on,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37and my pocket would be a lot healthier!
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I think I look amazing with my tan. I love it!
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Especially when I go out - everybody looks at me then.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49All my friends always, like, take the mick out of my look.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51That's nice.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I love her to bits, but she just doesn't need to look like that
0:13:53 > 0:13:55to get attention.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I could wear two.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59It would be nice to see her natural beauty for once.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02A makeunder, I think, would prove to Hannah that she doesn't
0:14:02 > 0:14:06have to wear all the tan to be who she is, you know,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09and I'd just be proud of her, as well, without it.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Hannah, you look like a piece of antique furniture.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Do I look expensive?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Unfortunately, no.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I like being fake, though, POD.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Clearly, but what is the fakest part of you?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25My face.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Hannah, you may have the fakest face POD has ever seen,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30but are you the queen of the Oompa-Loompas?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I like to think so.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Let's see, shall we?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Hannah, POD would like to award you the Olympic gold medal
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- for the most tanned person ever. - Ah, thank you!
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Are you going to give your acceptance speech?- Erm, yeah.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I would like to thank my dad, for paying for it,
0:14:47 > 0:14:51and I'd like to thank myself, for looking so good wearing the tan.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54That's a very moving speech, Hannah,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56but let's find out what the public thinks, shall we?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:15:04 > 0:15:06What do you think they said?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Snog.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Let's find out.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Avoid. She's too tanned.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14That's true, actually.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16But they shouldn't avoid me for it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18I would avoid that girl.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21She's got too much make-up on, I can't even see her features.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I can't even see the colour of her eyes either,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25and that's really important.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28You can't see my eyes, so I agree with that, you can't see them,
0:15:28 > 0:15:31but you still shouldn't avoid me.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Unfortunately, I'd avoid her because she's got, like,
0:15:34 > 0:15:36too much make-up on her face so if I put my finger on her cheek,
0:15:36 > 0:15:39she probably wouldn't feel it, she's got that much make-up on.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Well, that is true. Nobody's allowed to touch my face though, so...
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Hannah, 100% of the people said they wanted to avoid you.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Well, that's not fair, is it, POD?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Are you ready to hear POD's verdict?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53If I must, yeah.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56POD computes you are a tan-tastic,
0:15:56 > 0:15:59totally plastic queen of the Oompa-Loompas, and you need my...
0:16:03 > 0:16:05What are you going to do to me, POD?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- I'm going to turn you into a natural beauty.- OK.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13Run the makeunder in three, two, one...
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Aw, I... Aw.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Oh, it's really nice.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Even without your fake face?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Yeah. - SHE SOBS
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Sorry. I really like it.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Let's see if the general public agrees.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38I'd marry her. She looks very cute and very nice.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Oh, I hope you all think I am!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Hannah, you definitely are.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I'd give her a cheeky snog - seems very cute and very natural.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, God!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I'd definitely marry her. Her hair looks really nice
0:16:49 > 0:16:52and her skin's... She's got a really good complexion, as well.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Oh! That's a posh word.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55A posh word for a classy girl.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Hannah, 100% of people wanted to avoid you.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Now, 60% want to snog you
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- and 40% want to marry you.- Yay!
0:17:05 > 0:17:06How do you feel, Hannah?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Really happy.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11You are no longer the queen of the Oompa-Loompas,
0:17:11 > 0:17:13you are now the princess of natural beauty.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Goodbye.- Bye.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21I think I do look really classy, actually, for the first time.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25My dad's inside.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I hope he's going to like my look, but...
0:17:27 > 0:17:29So, fingers crossed.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Really excited.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Excited and nervous to see what she looks like.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Hopefully makes her think that she doesn't have to put
0:17:38 > 0:17:40all tan and make-up on.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- Oh, my God! - HE LAUGHS
0:17:45 > 0:17:49You look... You look brilliant!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Oh, god! Who is this?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- You look brilliant.- Do you like it?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You look great!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Made her dad very happy, POD. Thank you.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05POD was sent into overdrive when she removed the wood stain
0:18:05 > 0:18:09from Hannah's face, but has she since added a few more sneaky coats?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Guys, please give it up for Hannah.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14CHEERING
0:18:14 > 0:18:16MUSIC: "Lipstick" by Jedward
0:18:16 > 0:18:19# You say you're on it But you just don't know
0:18:19 > 0:18:23# You're spending money Like you're on death row
0:18:23 > 0:18:25# You must be mis-educated
0:18:25 > 0:18:26# By all the guys that you dated
0:18:26 > 0:18:29# You think I'll take the bait But I don't think so... #
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Hannah has fought fakery and won,
0:18:32 > 0:18:34but what does her uncle think of the outcome?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# Just about to meet my match... #
0:18:36 > 0:18:39What did you think of her makeunder, then?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I thought it was a different girl, to be honest.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44When I used to see her before with her make-up on, if I was in town,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'd walk in a shop out the way in case she could see me.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48But now, I walk round town with her.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51She looks phenomenal. It's such a big change, isn't it?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52It looks like two different people.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Are you quite glad that she's kept the look?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Did you think she'd probably go back to her old ways?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm really glad she kept her look.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Is everyone else glad?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Following her stint on the catwalk, Hannah hot foots it to see POD.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09How did you feel about taking to my special catwalk?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12When I was walking down the catwalk, I was just excited.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I was nervous, everything. I was so excited though.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17What has changed since I last saw you?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Since I last saw you, POD, I've learnt
0:19:19 > 0:19:23I can just go out without any make-up on now, no tan,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26just walk down the street and I don't care any more, so...
0:19:26 > 0:19:29POD is glad to have saved you from your fakery addiction.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Good luck, Hannah.- Oh, thank you.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37CHEERING
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Earlier this year when POD suggested that we go on a road trip together,
0:19:41 > 0:19:45I was thinking, "Brilliant! Maybe we'll take a week in the Highlands,
0:19:45 > 0:19:46"maybe a weekend in the Cotswolds,"
0:19:46 > 0:19:49but, no, turns out what she actually meant was me dressing like an idiot
0:19:49 > 0:19:51and walking round the streets of Britain.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54# Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? #
0:19:54 > 0:19:56ELLIE GIGGLES
0:19:56 > 0:19:59# Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# Don't cha?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# Don't cha? #
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I am Wonder-WAG, and I am here to see what the people of Manchester
0:20:08 > 0:20:10make of this look.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Do you think I look like I could get a footballer as a boyfriend?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Oh, aye, yeah. No problem.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Anyone know any footballers?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Footballers interested in a... one of these?
0:20:21 > 0:20:25There is a footballer-shaped hole here for me to put my arm through.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28I'm quite... I can't really stop looking - your arms are massive.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You want to see my stomach, it's better.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# Da-na-da Da-na-na-da! #
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Oh, my god, stop following me! God, I'm so shy.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40You do look a bit like a WAG at the moment. Like, sort of...
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Let's see what Chelmsford makes of these.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47# Pump up the volume
0:20:47 > 0:20:48# Pump up the volume
0:20:48 > 0:20:50# Pump up the volume Dance, dance. #
0:20:50 > 0:20:52What do you make of this?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Ooh, wow!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- What do you think? - You look like a blow-up doll!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- It doesn't look nice. - I don't like that.- It's not attra...
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- I wouldn't want to kiss you. - No, I wouldn't want to snog you!
0:21:02 > 0:21:07- MIMICS KATIE PRICE - And then I met Peter in the jungle and then we fell in love...
0:21:09 > 0:21:13And we sold the story and, er, then we, then we got divorced.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Do you think you would kiss someone with lips like this?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Maybe for money, but not just for the fun.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- How much are we talking?- A couple of hundred quid, at least...
0:21:22 > 0:21:25We haven't got that in petty cash, that's never going to work!
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Let's see what the people of Newcastle make of Cyber Ellie.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Do you know what I'm meant to be? Like, what kind of person I am?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38A mental person?
0:21:38 > 0:21:39# Work it
0:21:39 > 0:21:40# Make it
0:21:40 > 0:21:41# Do it... #
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Wey! That's mad, that, like! - Isn't it?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46It's like a Slinky.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- SHE LAUGHS - Careful, that was my eye!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I'll tell you what the best thing is about this outfit -
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- due to the holes, if you get an itchy arse...- Not a problem!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Do you ever dress like this, then?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I do. Mostly when I'm going out, though.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05What we going for - regular Geordie blow-dry, extra large...?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08If we're going to do it, we're going to do it properly.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Let's try extreme.- Extreme, yep.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15# Where's your head at? At-at-at-at-at #
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- What do you think of it?- It's really nice.- Do you like it?- Big.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Would you have it done?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Maybe not as big.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Yeah, it looks like you've been in a wind tunnel with it.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Would you find a girl attractive if she had hair like this?
0:22:28 > 0:22:29She'd look like a tart.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I quite like some of those outfits - what did you think, POD?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Have a guess. - Probably not a thumbs up.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Correct.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Come on, then, who's next, who's next?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48How about a girl who was far too brassy and not very classy?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Ah, Adrienne.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Hi, I'm Adrienne. I'm 22, from Widnes, and I am a beach babe.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I've got extensions in, peroxide on my hair...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Practically everything's faked.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06SHE GIGGLES
0:23:06 > 0:23:08The only thing that is real are these bad boys.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12It's just a nightmare picking up all the gems and the glitter
0:23:12 > 0:23:14and the eyelashes.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17She falls apart.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Coming out the shower, I end up with her hair all over me.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24What the hell? That yours?
0:23:24 > 0:23:27MUSIC: "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO
0:23:27 > 0:23:29THEY WHOOP
0:23:30 > 0:23:32'My look is very much out there.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35'Whether you like my style or not, you're still looking at me.'
0:23:35 > 0:23:38THEY WHOOP
0:23:39 > 0:23:40# Every day, I'm shuffling. #
0:23:45 > 0:23:47I would just like to ask POD,
0:23:47 > 0:23:52please, please, please, bring my beautiful daughter back.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56# Every day I'm shuffling. #
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Hi, POD. I'm Adrienne.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Adrienne, have you had a fight with a rainbow?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Er, no. - SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Cos it looks like the rainbow won!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Well, I take that as a compliment cos I like lots of colours.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13How long does it take to look THIS ridiculous?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I wouldn't say ridiculous, I'd say glamorous,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18but it normally takes me about two, three hours.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19What a waste of time.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Do you ever go anywhere without colouring yourself in?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26No. I scare people.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28You're certainly petrifying POD.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30ADRIENNE LAUGHS
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Shall we find out what the public think of your look?- Yeah.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Be brave, Adrienne.- I'm brave.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:24:43 > 0:24:45What do you think they said?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Well, I'd like to think that I was marriage material
0:24:48 > 0:24:51and I'd like to think that I was even snog material,
0:24:51 > 0:24:54but I've a sneaky suspicion they might avoid me.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Let's find out.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00I would avoid her cos, truthfully, she looks like a man in drag.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Oh, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
0:25:03 > 0:25:07I'd avoid her cos she looks like Fred Flintstone in a dress.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Bovvered?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11That's a definite "yabba-dabba don't".
0:25:11 > 0:25:13SHE LAUGHS
0:25:13 > 0:25:17In fact, Adrienne, 100% of the public want to avoid you.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18You're messing!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21POD is completely serious.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24You're a WAG wannabe, dodgy, Day-Glo mess, and you need my...
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Can't promise that I'll like it, but it's worth a try.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34POD loves a trier.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Run the makeunder in three, two, one...
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Oh, my god!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47SHE LAUGHS
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Oh, wow. Oh, my god, I'm SO different.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Oh! I love it.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56You should do. You look stunning.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57- SHE LAUGHS - Thank you.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02I didn't think it was going to be possible, but...good job, POD.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Shall we find out what the general public think?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Go on, then.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09I think I would marry her, because she's my type
0:26:09 > 0:26:12and I think she just looks very pretty from the picture.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Aw, bless.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18I would marry her, yeah, yeah. She's a very attractive young lady.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Aw! Bless them all.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Yeah, I'd give her a snog. She's got nice hair. Good, natural look.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Aw, I'm definitely going to keep it up then
0:26:27 > 0:26:30if everyone else thinks I look this beautiful.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Everyone does think you look beautiful,
0:26:32 > 0:26:37because 60% of the public now want to snog you and 30% want to marry you.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- Yay! - SHE GIGGLES
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Aw! Thanks, public!
0:26:48 > 0:26:54I'm so intrigued to see what I think she should look like.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59I hope she's as excited as we are. Hopefully she'll make a change.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Just tone it down a bit - a bit more natural and, you know,
0:27:04 > 0:27:05she'll still look beautiful.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- SHE GASPS Oh, my god!- Oh!
0:27:08 > 0:27:09- ADRIENNE:- Hi!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13I want to give you a hug!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Oh, babe, you look gorgeous.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Oh, sweetheart, you look absolutely beautiful!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Adrienne, that's beautiful.- More like your natural colour.- I know.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Oh, my God, she's gorgeous!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28'She doesn't have to hide under layers of fake tan and fakery.'
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Looks really natural and it really suits her down to the ground.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Here's to my new look.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Cheers!
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Hi, POD. You have proved me wrong. Natural beauty DOES exist.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43It's really given me a big confidence boost,
0:27:43 > 0:27:47but I can't promise I'm not going to ditch my glitter on a night out!
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Thanks again.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52She was a WAG-wannabe who scored an own goal in the style stakes,
0:27:52 > 0:27:57but did POD get Adrienne to show fakery the red card for good?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Give it up for Adrienne.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01CHEERING
0:28:01 > 0:28:04MUSIC: "Miami 2 Ibiza" by Swedish House Mafia v Tinie Tempah
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Adrienne's given fakery the kiss off, but what does the boyfriend
0:28:20 > 0:28:23she locks lips with think?
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Seeing her with her natural hair, it's perfect for her.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29It suits her skin tone and that and, you know, she looks beautiful.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Awww! Look at you!
0:28:32 > 0:28:34Do you secretly miss the glitter a little bit?
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Not on me, no. Wake up in the morning
0:28:37 > 0:28:39and I'm covered head to toe in glitter all the time.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42It's a nightmare, but it's gone now, and hopefully it stays gone.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- Yes! - Yeah, everyone agrees with that.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48If you search hard enough in various crevices you might find...
0:28:48 > 0:28:53I'm sure somewhere there is in a crevice, but I'm not going to check.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54LAUGHTER
0:28:54 > 0:28:58Adrienne's boyfriend liked the look, but what will POD think?
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Hello again, Adrienne.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Have you recovered from your star turn on the catwalk?
0:29:03 > 0:29:07Oh, I'm absolutely shaking like a leaf,
0:29:07 > 0:29:09but I loved every single minute of it.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12POD is pleased you've stuck to my natural beauty programme,
0:29:12 > 0:29:15and if you win the pageant, it will mean natural beauty
0:29:15 > 0:29:18has triumphed over fakery.
0:29:18 > 0:29:23POD, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I win this competition.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Hopefully, people will see that I am naturally pretty
0:29:26 > 0:29:28and that I do deserve the crown.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30POD speed, Adrienne!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Ellie, we're halfway through the pageant
0:29:36 > 0:29:40and POD is pleased to report that it's 2-1 for natural beauty.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42So who have we got next - is it a tan-orexic?
0:29:42 > 0:29:47You could say that, and he also has the only Scouse brow in Tyneside.
0:29:47 > 0:29:48Dan!
0:29:48 > 0:29:52# You make me feel like I'm living a... #
0:29:52 > 0:29:55I'm Dan. It takes us three hours to get ready
0:29:55 > 0:29:57but good things come to those who wait.
0:29:57 > 0:30:02I'm 20, and I'm a trainee hair stylist from South Shields.
0:30:02 > 0:30:07I literally paint me face from about five o'clock in the morning.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11Tan is like the best invention ever.
0:30:12 > 0:30:17Right now I'm Sellotaping the mitt
0:30:17 > 0:30:19to the end of the mop so that I can reach me back.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24I can't go out with him. When we go shopping, everyone stares
0:30:24 > 0:30:26and it's just too much, so... I really do,
0:30:26 > 0:30:30I don't go anywhere with him anymore. It's a shame, really.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34He's always late.
0:30:34 > 0:30:39Always late for college because he's putting his make-up on
0:30:39 > 0:30:42or he's dying the hair or he's touching things up.
0:30:42 > 0:30:43Always late. Never on time.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47ALL: Dan!
0:30:47 > 0:30:50The hair's done, the face is on - we're ready to go out.
0:30:54 > 0:30:58My love life right now is, like, non-existent.
0:30:59 > 0:31:03POD, it takes me ages to get ready and I can't do it any more.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05I really need your help.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10Dan, why are covered from head to toe in fake tan?
0:31:10 > 0:31:14I look sun-kissed. Like, I look like I've just got back from,
0:31:14 > 0:31:15like, a really hot country.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18You don't look like you've been kissed by the sun -
0:31:18 > 0:31:21you look like you've been slapped around the face with it.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23And all that time you spend painting your face
0:31:23 > 0:31:26hasn't exactly helped your love life.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Can you explain to POD why that is?
0:31:28 > 0:31:32Because, by the time I get ready to go on a date with someone,
0:31:32 > 0:31:35they could have been on, like, four dates already.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39What do you think your look actually says about you to other people?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41That I'm rather creative.
0:31:41 > 0:31:42Shall we find out?
0:31:42 > 0:31:44OK, go on.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48Dan, I asked the public,
0:31:48 > 0:31:52"Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this boy?"
0:31:52 > 0:31:53What do you think they said?
0:31:53 > 0:31:56Well, I think they said avoid.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00I would avoid him cos he looks like he'd probably take my wallet.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02DAN GASPS
0:32:02 > 0:32:03No way!
0:32:03 > 0:32:06I would avoid cos his hair is a show.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08DAN SCOFFS
0:32:08 > 0:32:11This show would be on Broadway. This would be packed to the brim.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14I'd probably snog but then avoid for the rest of the night
0:32:14 > 0:32:16and the rest of the year.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18DAN LAUGHS
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24In fact, 60% of the public do indeed want to avoid you.
0:32:24 > 0:32:2560%?!
0:32:25 > 0:32:27POD computes you need...
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Oh, God, bring it on, POD.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Consider it brought.
0:32:36 > 0:32:41Run the makeunder in three, two, one...
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Oh, my God.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51No!
0:32:51 > 0:32:54I look like a completely different person.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56I actually like it, though, I think I look ...
0:32:56 > 0:33:01I didn't think I would look good, but I do actually like it.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Well, it's time to put your new look to the test.
0:33:03 > 0:33:04I asked the public
0:33:04 > 0:33:08would they like to snog, marry or avoid you looking like this -
0:33:08 > 0:33:10what do you think they said?
0:33:10 > 0:33:12I think they said snog.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14OK, here goes.
0:33:14 > 0:33:15I'd snog. He's cute,
0:33:15 > 0:33:18but we're probably both a bit too young for marriage.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Yeah, I am a bit young for marriage so they can all just,
0:33:21 > 0:33:24like, form a queue and wait till later.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27I'd marry him just because he looks natural and he's fit.
0:33:27 > 0:33:28He's proper fit.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Oh, well, it's good to know that I'm marriage material now.
0:33:31 > 0:33:36Previously 60% of the public said they would indeed avoid you.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40Now 70% of the public want to snog you
0:33:40 > 0:33:42and 20% want to marry you.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46Oh, POD, that is absolutely amazing. That's brilliant.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49POD predicts now you're a natural beauty,
0:33:49 > 0:33:51your single life will soon be at an end.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Oh, POD, that would be nice.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00I've come to see my sister
0:34:00 > 0:34:03and I'm really nervous as to what she's going to think of me new look.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08- Surprise.- Oh, my God.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- Yeah, I love it. - Do you think I look good?
0:34:10 > 0:34:14- Yeah.- Do you?- Yeah. Do you like it? - I really like it.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16'He looks much better - fresher,'
0:34:16 > 0:34:18and I just...I love it. I love his hair.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20So do you prefer, like, the old me or the new me?
0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Definitely the new you.- Yeah.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24We can actually go shopping without people staring.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26I know, you can, like, walk down the street with us
0:34:26 > 0:34:29- and not be embarrassed. - I can come out with you.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31I think me sister was genuinely shocked
0:34:31 > 0:34:34but she definitely prefers the more toned-down me, so that's a good thing.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36- Cheers.- Cheers, hon.
0:34:36 > 0:34:40I'm sure you'll agree Dan was transformed into a Prince Charming,
0:34:40 > 0:34:43but does he still believe in the magical message of the makeunder?
0:34:43 > 0:34:46Let's take a look. Give it up for Dan.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48CHEERING
0:34:48 > 0:34:52MUSIC: "Earthquake" by Labrinth Feat. Tinie Tempah
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Dan's delivered on the catwalk and kept up his natural look,
0:35:08 > 0:35:11but does his friend approve?
0:35:12 > 0:35:15So have all of his friends sort of unanimously preferred his look
0:35:15 > 0:35:17now he's had the makeunder?
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Yeah, definitely. Much prefer it. He looks so much better.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Do you think it's kind of changed his attitude?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24I don't know if it's changed his attitude,
0:35:24 > 0:35:26but he does look so much better.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30- He's got quite a lot of swagger still, hasn't he? - Yeah, definitely. Yes!
0:35:30 > 0:35:33- Do you think there's anything that could have changed that? - No, not at all.
0:35:33 > 0:35:38Dan's natural look should keep POD happy for once.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41It certainly looked like you were enjoying your moment in the limelight.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43What was going through your mind?
0:35:43 > 0:35:46I was just thinking of, like, looking good and, like,
0:35:46 > 0:35:48giving people what they wanted, kind of thing,
0:35:48 > 0:35:50and just making sure I didn't fall over.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53And it's good to see that you've remembered all
0:35:53 > 0:35:55that POD taught you about natural beauty.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57In a war against fakery and natural beauty,
0:35:57 > 0:36:00I'm definitely on your side now, POD.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Unfortunately, on this occasion, flattery won't get you anywhere
0:36:03 > 0:36:06because the audience will vote for the winner, not me.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09Anyone could win, but I'm hoping it's me.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12All will be revealed later. Goodbye.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Thanks, POD.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19CHEERING
0:36:20 > 0:36:23One thing I learnt from our tour earlier this year
0:36:23 > 0:36:26is that whether you're in the north-east or the south-west,
0:36:26 > 0:36:31there are always members of the Great British public committing crimes against fashion.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35Warning - some viewers may find the following scenes disturbing.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46POD, let me in. I've come to talk to you.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49What's the typical look in Newcastle?
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Less is more, clothes-wise.
0:36:52 > 0:36:53More make-up is better, though.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57You want to just put fabulous heels on like these, darling.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00I mean, without heels, you're just nothing.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03POD computes that you look like an insane cockatoo.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Thanks, POD.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07BOTH: POD, please let us in.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10It looks like you got it from a dead body.
0:37:10 > 0:37:11Watch what you're saying, POD,
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- cos we're Geordie girls. - Mmm-hmm. Oh, aye. Aye.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16- What are those in your mouth?- Fangs.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18POD computes that all you're doing
0:37:18 > 0:37:22is sucking the blood out of style. Goodbye.
0:37:26 > 0:37:27- Hi, POD. Let us in.- Hi, POD!
0:37:27 > 0:37:29What have you two come as?
0:37:29 > 0:37:31I'm a dinosaur.
0:37:31 > 0:37:32I have a tail!
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Dinosaur tail. Who doesn't want to be neon?
0:37:35 > 0:37:38- Me.- You're just mean.
0:37:38 > 0:37:39Cardiff's not tacky or cheap.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Why do you look like a strumpet?
0:37:42 > 0:37:43What's that?
0:37:43 > 0:37:45- A Victorian prostitute.- Oh, right.
0:37:45 > 0:37:49You've just got to look beautiful, glamorous, you can't look trashy.
0:37:49 > 0:37:50Eugh! Nah.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57An Essex Oompa-Loompa - enter.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Oh, thanks.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01You look like you've had a bit of work done.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04- I have had done my boobs... - BUZZER
0:38:04 > 0:38:07- ..my hair is hair extensions... - BUZZER
0:38:07 > 0:38:09- ..eyelash extensions... - BUZZER
0:38:09 > 0:38:11- ..HD brows... - BUZZER
0:38:11 > 0:38:13- ..tooth whitening... - BUZZER
0:38:13 > 0:38:15- ..fake nails... - BUZZER
0:38:15 > 0:38:16..fake tan.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Is that a cupcake on your boob?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19It is a cupcake on my boob.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Do you like cupcakes?
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Yeah, they're yummy.
0:38:23 > 0:38:24Who are you?
0:38:24 > 0:38:28Collagen Westwood Botoxina Versace.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37There are quite a lot of people committing some serious fashion crimes out there, aren't there?
0:38:37 > 0:38:42POD was hoping to erase those fashion disasters from my memory banks.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Come on, then, who's next?
0:38:44 > 0:38:47How about a yummy mummy who needed a good scrubbing?
0:38:47 > 0:38:50Ha. Karina Tangerina. I remember her.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53My name's Karina. I'm 26 years old.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57I'm a mum. When I'm on the school run in the mornings,
0:38:57 > 0:39:00I do get some strange looks from the mums.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04There's me walking along sort of all done up to the max.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11I apply fake tan every day.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15I'd say I look quite hot, sexy... Amazing, really.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17I feel so much better now I've had my tan done.
0:39:17 > 0:39:22- Can you actually see out your eyes with those on?- Yes!
0:39:22 > 0:39:25- What do you mean?- You did look like a tangerine, didn't you?
0:39:25 > 0:39:27'My mum's husband,'
0:39:27 > 0:39:30he's got a little nickname that he likes to call me, as well,
0:39:30 > 0:39:32which is Tangerina Karina.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38When I go to the gym I have to make sure that I'm tanned up to the max
0:39:38 > 0:39:41and I've got a full face of make-up on
0:39:41 > 0:39:44cos you never know who you're going to see in the gym.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46She will never, ever leave the house
0:39:46 > 0:39:49without her make-up or hair being done.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52She just loves, like, the glam, the bling of things.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59Because I'm a mum I think that I need to head down
0:39:59 > 0:40:02the whole sophisticated, still a bit sexy,
0:40:02 > 0:40:04but mature look,
0:40:04 > 0:40:08and I just don't really know how to go about that myself, really.
0:40:10 > 0:40:11Hi, POD. I'm Karina.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Do you have a nickname?
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- Yeah, I do have a nickname. - SHE LAUGHS
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Go on.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20My nickname is Tangerina Karina.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22And why do you think that is, Karina?
0:40:22 > 0:40:27Umm... It may have something to with my tan, maybe.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30POP computes you're a tangerine mummy.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32SHE LAUGHS
0:40:32 > 0:40:33No, I'm just a mummy, POD.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36You're a tangerine mummy.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38You're cheeky, POD.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40What do you think your look says about you?
0:40:40 > 0:40:44Um... I think guys probably think that it's quite a sexy look.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Shall we find out?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Phase one - Public Analysis.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52I asked the public,
0:40:52 > 0:40:54"Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"
0:40:54 > 0:40:56What do you think they said?
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Umm...
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Definitely snog.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02I would avoid the girl cos I prefer natural-looking girls.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04She's got too much make-up and stuff.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06And stuff? What's "and stuff"?
0:41:06 > 0:41:08He can't mean clothes, can he?
0:41:08 > 0:41:09SHE LAUGHS
0:41:09 > 0:41:11I would definitely avoid her cos, I mean,
0:41:11 > 0:41:13looks like too many have snogged her already.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16- SHE GASPS - What a cheeky git!
0:41:16 > 0:41:21In fact, 90% of the public want to avoid you.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Oh, my God.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26POD computes that you need...
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Ah, you're so mean, POD.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34POD has to be cruel to be kind.
0:41:34 > 0:41:39Run the makeunder in three, two, one...
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Oh, my God.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52I look well different.
0:41:52 > 0:41:53Different good?
0:41:53 > 0:41:58Yeah, different good. It's a bit, like, "Wow!"
0:41:58 > 0:42:00I like it.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04I would say I look more like a mum now than what I did before.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Let's find out if the public agree with you.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08I asked them, looking like this,
0:42:08 > 0:42:10would they want to snog, marry or avoid you?
0:42:10 > 0:42:12What do you think they said?
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Hopefully some said snog.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Shall we find out?- OK.
0:42:17 > 0:42:18I would snog her.
0:42:18 > 0:42:22She seems like an attractive, outward-going, smiley girl.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Aw, that's really sweet.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28I would marry her cos she seems dead nice and sweet
0:42:28 > 0:42:30and she doesn't wear much make-up.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Aw! Oh, bless.
0:42:33 > 0:42:34Oh, I'd definitely snog her, yeah.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37She's a nice classy-looking girl, nice make-up, nice hair.
0:42:37 > 0:42:42Aw, I like these people. These people are nice.
0:42:42 > 0:42:46Previously, 90% of the public said they would avoid you.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Yeah.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Now 80% of the public want to snog you.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Oh, my God.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54And the other 20% want to marry you.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56I like them results better, POD.
0:42:58 > 0:43:03I'm really excited to see Karina, but nervous at the same time.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05I'm really hoping she's going to like her new look.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Hello.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- You all right?- You look lovely.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15'I think they were all very, very shocked when they saw me.'
0:43:15 > 0:43:17I think they all absolutely loved it, though.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20You look absolutely amazing, so much better, honestly.
0:43:20 > 0:43:21- Do you think?- Oh, my God.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24It's just like you're a different person.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Feel like a proper mum now.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30They can't really call me Tangerina Karina now, can they?
0:43:30 > 0:43:33They'll probably call me Mighty Whitey or something!
0:43:33 > 0:43:36Thanks a lot, POD, for my new look. Really love it.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Trying to get used to it.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41Couldn't have done it without you. Thanks, POD.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43POD peeled back Tangerina Karina's skin
0:43:43 > 0:43:45to reveal a natural beauty underneath,
0:43:45 > 0:43:48but has the orange glow made a reappearance?
0:43:48 > 0:43:50Let's give it up for Karina.
0:43:50 > 0:43:53CHEERING
0:43:53 > 0:43:56MUSIC: "Next To Me" by Emeli Sande
0:44:05 > 0:44:09Karina has kept up POD's message of natural beauty,
0:44:09 > 0:44:11but what does her boyfriend think of it?
0:44:11 > 0:44:15I think that she was orange, tangerine, before,
0:44:15 > 0:44:16so she looks lovely now, I think.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19If you had to compare her to a fruit now, what would you say?
0:44:19 > 0:44:21It's more like a pear.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23AUDIENCE LAUGH
0:44:23 > 0:44:24Bad answer!
0:44:24 > 0:44:26- Yeah, I think, yeah...- Bad answer.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I'm not sure anyone's going to be your friend any more after that.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Never call a woman a pear.
0:44:31 > 0:44:35Karina's had her moment on the catwalk but now POD awaits.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38Hi, POD. I've really missed you since I've been away.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41Did you enjoy strutting your stuff on POD's catwalk?
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Well, it was nerve-wracking to start off with,
0:44:44 > 0:44:46but it was really good once I got into it.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50POD computes you still look amazing following your original makeunder.
0:44:50 > 0:44:53POD, are you impressed that I'm still on the side of natural beauty?
0:44:53 > 0:44:54Affirmative.
0:44:54 > 0:44:59POD is happy to have you on my side in the never-ending battle with fakery.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Good luck and goodbye.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03Thanks, POD. Bye!
0:45:06 > 0:45:10Ellie, it's time for our final POD-ette to take to the catwalk.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12And I'm impressed that, so far,
0:45:12 > 0:45:16four have all stayed on the side of natural beauty.
0:45:16 > 0:45:17Go on, then, who's next up?
0:45:17 > 0:45:22Our final POD-ette was a man who loved to dress... Well, in a dress!
0:45:22 > 0:45:25It's got to be Miss Olivia Dean.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29Hi, I'm Olivia Dean. I'm 23 and from Whitehaven.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34I've been dressing as a woman since I was in my teens
0:45:34 > 0:45:36and I like to be called Olivia.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43My look has just been carefree,
0:45:43 > 0:45:46quite colourful,
0:45:46 > 0:45:47maybe daring some days.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49I just like fake.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52The more fake I feel, the more I've got confidence.
0:45:54 > 0:45:55Gorgeous.
0:45:58 > 0:46:02Living in Whitehaven, you would think I was some sort of celebrity.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Everybody just thinks I'm quite strange, really.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Being sisters, sisters share but, like,
0:46:07 > 0:46:09she doesn't know what sharing is.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11She, like, takes my things and I don't get them back.
0:46:11 > 0:46:15My clothes, my make-up, my nail varnishes. It's terrible!
0:46:19 > 0:46:21It's been that long since I've been a boy,
0:46:21 > 0:46:25I need your help to make me into the old me again.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27- Olivia.- Yes, POD?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29Something isn't computing.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Please describe your look.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Well, it's fake, it's flirty.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37Obviously, I'm a bit easy on the eye.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39No, that's not it.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42I'm deducing that Olivia isn't your real name, is it?
0:46:42 > 0:46:45No, my name's actually Dean.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47So what is Olivia Dean?
0:46:47 > 0:46:51Olivia Dean's a person that, erm...
0:46:51 > 0:46:53has taken over Dean.
0:46:53 > 0:46:54What job do you have?
0:46:54 > 0:46:57Well, I'm full-time fabulous, obviously.
0:46:57 > 0:47:01Well, let's keep it realistic. What job would you like to do?
0:47:01 > 0:47:05My dream job would be to be a top make-up stylist,
0:47:05 > 0:47:08going wild with all the celebrities.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11I just do makeunders, not miracles.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14Run phase one - Public Analysis.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16POD asked members of the public
0:47:16 > 0:47:18if they would snog, marry or avoid you.
0:47:18 > 0:47:19What do you think they said?
0:47:19 > 0:47:23Well, on looks only, I would definitely say...
0:47:23 > 0:47:26a little snog.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Personally, I'd avoid.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31Yeah, yeah.
0:47:31 > 0:47:32I'd definitely avoid
0:47:32 > 0:47:35because that is not the look I would normally go for.
0:47:35 > 0:47:40In fact, 96% of the public said they would avoid you.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Well, I know that's lies cos I get a lot of attention.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46POD's verdict is we need to restore your natural beauty
0:47:46 > 0:47:48and help you get that job with...
0:47:51 > 0:47:56Run the makeunder in three, two, one...
0:48:02 > 0:48:03HE LAUGHS
0:48:03 > 0:48:05It's lovely to meet you, Dean.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08- It's nice to meet you, as well. - Are you ready to hear
0:48:08 > 0:48:11what the public think you look like in this look?
0:48:12 > 0:48:15Oh, yeah. Let's hope it's something positive.
0:48:15 > 0:48:19This time I asked the public, showing them a picture of you with this look,
0:48:19 > 0:48:23would they want to snog, marry or avoid this person?
0:48:23 > 0:48:24What do you think they said?
0:48:24 > 0:48:27I don't know. I'm really nervous so you're going to have to tell me.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29I'd definitely marry him
0:48:29 > 0:48:32because he looks like he knows how to have a good time.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34Hmm.
0:48:34 > 0:48:35I would snog that person.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37He looks like a cute, cheeky chappie -
0:48:37 > 0:48:39nice hair, nice top, nice shirt.
0:48:39 > 0:48:40Nice-looking male.
0:48:40 > 0:48:44I find it very strange to hear things like this.
0:48:44 > 0:48:49Before, 96% of the people that we spoke to wanted to avoid you.
0:48:49 > 0:48:52Now the majority of the people we spoke to
0:48:52 > 0:48:54wanted to either snog or marry you.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57It's nice to hear lovely things for a change. It is.
0:48:57 > 0:49:02- POD is very proud of you. Goodbye, Dean.- Bye.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08It was really strange.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10I feel a totally different person at the moment.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12I'm just going to see what my little sister says
0:49:12 > 0:49:14and we'll see how it goes from there.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16I really don't know what to expect.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20- Hi.- Oh, my gosh!
0:49:23 > 0:49:25I love it.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27I love it.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29'Dead shocked when Dean walked in.'
0:49:29 > 0:49:32I love it, though. It's just how he used to be. It's amazing.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Nobody's seen me like this for ages, have they?
0:49:35 > 0:49:37'Obviously, I got a lot negative feedback,'
0:49:37 > 0:49:39but after the makeunder I got a lot of positive
0:49:39 > 0:49:41and it did make me feel really happy.
0:49:41 > 0:49:45I just love everything. Like, the blazer, the pumps that he's got on.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48I've got my brother back and it's amazing.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51Right, here's to the new look.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53POD may have sent Olivia packing
0:49:53 > 0:49:56but who will be joining us on the catwalk tonight?
0:49:56 > 0:49:58Will it be Olivia or will it be Dean?
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Let's find out.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03CHEERING
0:50:15 > 0:50:18She was fierce on the catwalk but she's faker than ever.
0:50:18 > 0:50:23Is it a look that'll get the audience's vote?
0:50:23 > 0:50:25What did you think of Olivia's look?
0:50:25 > 0:50:28She's got amazing legs. I'm so jealous.
0:50:28 > 0:50:29They are quite something, aren't they?
0:50:29 > 0:50:33Did you think she did a good thing by ignoring POD's advice, then,
0:50:33 > 0:50:35- and going back to being Olivia? - Yeah, definitely.
0:50:35 > 0:50:41Olivia sure can pout but will POD approve of her latest look?
0:50:41 > 0:50:44Olivia Dean, we meet again.
0:50:44 > 0:50:45Kind of missed you a little bit.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48In a strange way, POD has missed you too.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51How would you describe your catwalk experience?
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Well, I was walking down the catwalk like a Slinky.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55I couldn't stop shaking.
0:50:55 > 0:51:00The shoes made it even more worse, but I just dealt with it.
0:51:00 > 0:51:04Those sparkly slingbacks weren't part of Dean's natural beauty makeunder.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07Although you did make me back to my natural beauty,
0:51:07 > 0:51:10I'm comfortable being who I am so I thank you for that.
0:51:10 > 0:51:13POD is pleased that you seem to have learnt something
0:51:13 > 0:51:14from my natural beauty programme
0:51:14 > 0:51:18but we'll have to wait to see what the voting public think about your look.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Goodbye, Olivia.
0:51:25 > 0:51:29Catwalk complete, it's now time for the voting to begin.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Which look will win the war? Will it be natural or fake?
0:51:32 > 0:51:35I'm probably going to vote for natural, to be honest.
0:51:35 > 0:51:39I think some of the horror shows from before were a bit ridiculous, so I'm thinking natural all the way.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42It was a tough call between Hannah and Karina,
0:51:42 > 0:51:45but I voted for Hannah cos I think her fake tan
0:51:45 > 0:51:48was way over the top, so it was a big improvement.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52If I win Miss Snog Marry Avoid, I'd be so happy,
0:51:52 > 0:51:56knowing that I've done all this and I've got something at the end of it
0:51:56 > 0:51:58and I've changed a lot throughout this.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04I think I'm going to have to go fake just cos I thought Olivia was brilliant.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07I think I should win the competition
0:52:07 > 0:52:09because, obviously, I was lost,
0:52:09 > 0:52:11I didn't know who I was, and you've helped me
0:52:11 > 0:52:14and you've made me realise who I really am.
0:52:14 > 0:52:15I voted for Hannah.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17And I voted for Adrienne.
0:52:17 > 0:52:21Lottie looks good, but it's just a bit too much.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Everything should be fake.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27Yeah, I'm here to make everyone see that fake's better so I should win.
0:52:33 > 0:52:34Definitely Karina.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37The reason being, I think she had the classiest look.
0:52:37 > 0:52:43The sort of clothes that she's wearing is something that I would choose myself on a night out.
0:52:43 > 0:52:47I don't think Tangerina Karina will ever be back.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50We're voting for Dan because we think he has the biggest change.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53He's a nice-looking young man. It was hidden behind everything else
0:52:53 > 0:52:56and it's nice to see he looks good natural.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01It would mean a lot to take the crown back to Newcastle
0:53:01 > 0:53:04cos I don't think Geordies really win much
0:53:04 > 0:53:05and they don't have a good reputation
0:53:05 > 0:53:08so I'll be very proud to take that crown back.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10I think I'm going to vote for Adrienne,
0:53:10 > 0:53:12because I think her makeunder was the best one
0:53:12 > 0:53:16and I think she looked the most natural and the most happy in her own skin afterwards.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18CHEERING
0:53:18 > 0:53:21If I stole the crown from all the other competitors,
0:53:21 > 0:53:23I would be so happy.
0:53:23 > 0:53:27Like, that would be the biggest honour anyone could ever have.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33It's time to meet our finalists one more time
0:53:33 > 0:53:35so please give it up for Karina...
0:53:35 > 0:53:37CHEERING
0:53:37 > 0:53:38We've got Lottie Lou...
0:53:38 > 0:53:40CHEERING
0:53:40 > 0:53:43- We've got Adrienne... - CHEERING
0:53:43 > 0:53:45- We've got Dan... - CHEERING
0:53:45 > 0:53:47- We have Hannah... - CHEERING
0:53:47 > 0:53:50And finally we have Miss Olivia.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52CHEERING
0:54:01 > 0:54:03The votes are in.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07It's the moment of truth. Good luck, everybody.
0:54:09 > 0:54:15The winner of Mr or Miss Snog Marry Avoid 2012 is...
0:54:25 > 0:54:27..Hannah.
0:54:27 > 0:54:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:28 > 0:54:30Come over here!
0:54:36 > 0:54:38You won!
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Oh, I'm dead excited!
0:54:40 > 0:54:42I'm glad that Hannah won.
0:54:42 > 0:54:45I think it's good for a natural beauty to have won the competition.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51Well, obviously, I came to win, but she won,
0:54:51 > 0:54:54- so I suppose I'll just have to deal with it.- Yeah.
0:54:57 > 0:55:01Hannah was really amazing. You know, it was a huge transformation.
0:55:03 > 0:55:07It would have been nice to win, but Hannah's really lovely
0:55:07 > 0:55:09and I do genuinely think she deserved it.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14I think the transformation was good so I can see why.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16She's a lovely, sweet girl so I thought that was good,
0:55:16 > 0:55:18but, yeah, little bit jel.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21- Totes agree.- Totes jel.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24CHEERING
0:55:24 > 0:55:28Hannah, how does it feel to be Miss Snog Marry Avoid 2012?
0:55:28 > 0:55:30It feels amazing, POD.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33What are you going to do with your lovely new trophy?
0:55:33 > 0:55:34I'm going to drink wine out of it.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37Good lord, how much wine are you going to drink?
0:55:37 > 0:55:40Oh, quite a bit! Well, I will be tonight - I'm celebrating.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43And you have every reason to. POD is very proud.
0:55:43 > 0:55:44Aw, thank you.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46I always knew it would be a natural beauty that won.
0:55:46 > 0:55:49It's natural all the way now, innit, POD? Thanks to you.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53It is now your mission to go forth
0:55:53 > 0:55:55and spread the word of natural beauty. Do you accept your mission?
0:55:55 > 0:55:58I do accept it, POD.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00- Good bye, Hannah.- Bye, POD!
0:56:03 > 0:56:06POD, what a victory. Natural beauty won through.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08As if there was ever any doubt.
0:56:08 > 0:56:11Well, I don't know - Olivia Dean was in the running, I reckon.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14No, there was far too much pout on that one!
0:56:14 > 0:56:16Never enough pout - she looked amazing.
0:56:16 > 0:56:17POD computes that it was Hannah
0:56:17 > 0:56:20and the rest of the natural beauties that looked amazing.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22Oh, I had so much fun, let's do it again.
0:56:22 > 0:56:24Good idea. Well done, you.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Yes, in fact, POD is very inspired.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Let's go forward and makeunder the rest of the world.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30No, no, no, no!
0:56:30 > 0:56:35My feet are killing me so for the last time in 2012 you can POD off.
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