0:00:02 > 0:00:04Welcome to the best of Snog, Marry, Avoid?
0:00:04 > 0:00:06You, my friends, are in for a treat tonight,
0:00:06 > 0:00:10as Pod and I take you through our top ten most memorable makeunders of all time.
0:00:10 > 0:00:16These are the boys and girls whose transformations have been the most remarkable and downright shocking.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20They are the top worst fake offenders to ever come before Pod,
0:00:20 > 0:00:24but has your favourite made it? You'll have to wait and see. Either way,
0:00:24 > 0:00:29I can promise you tons of tan, mountains of slap and enough flesh to make a blind man blush.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33it's the Top Ten of Pod's most willing victims, and I can't podding wait!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Tonight we celebrate the miracle of the makeunder.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- FANFARE PLAYS - Hello, Pod, what a lovely welcome!
0:00:53 > 0:00:57You're looking gorgeous this evening, and I'm loving the red carpet.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Why thank you, The Frost. You're looking particularly stunning on this momentous occasion.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05If I didn't know better, I'd think you were a little excited!
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Excited? I can't wait to relive my top ten triumphs in the war against fakery.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15- Don't you mean OUR top ten triumphs? I did help a little bit!- Couldn't have done it without you, Frost!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Now, let's get on with it. FANFARE PLAYS
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Coming up on tonight's show, we count down from ten to one
0:01:23 > 0:01:26of Pod's toughest challenges and her greatest victories.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28These are the top ten most surprising,
0:01:28 > 0:01:33most shocking and most unforgettable makeunders of all time.
0:01:33 > 0:01:39So, Pod, are you ready to reveal who made the number ten slot in our favourite ever makeunders?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Yes, I am, and if I recall correctly, this slap addict
0:01:42 > 0:01:45was in serious need of some natural beauty rehab.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Hi, I'm Chantelle, and I'm living the dream!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00My life's changed so much, from being literally, like, down here to up there.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Chantelle Houghton! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Fake tan, the hair extensions, the nails, the make-up, the...
0:02:07 > 0:02:10You know, all that sort of thing, that's what screams "Me".
0:02:10 > 0:02:14It's not the type of dress that you'd wear to, like,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17your new boyfriend's mum and dad's dinner party!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# What you know about me? What you What you know about me...? #
0:02:20 > 0:02:24I've had breast implants, and I've had fillers in my face,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27just to fill my face out a bit.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I couldn't live without my hair extensions.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32# Cos if I don't... #
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Long live hair extensions!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37I'm an ambassador for fake tan!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Does that mean I love it? Oh...! - SHE LAUGHS
0:02:43 > 0:02:47I'm doing my make-up, then I'll be happy with it, then I'll put my clothes on...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50and then I'll put more make-up on.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Whilst I'm waiting for my cab, I'll put some more make-up on...
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- SHE LAUGHS - ..then whilst I'm in the cab, on the way to wherever I am,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'll put more make-up on, and then, whenever I'm out,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I just put more make-up on!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06# Something kinda ooh Jumping on my toot, toot
0:03:06 > 0:03:10# Something 'side of me Wants a part of you, ooh-ooh... #
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Well, on a night out, usually I just start off with an alcopop,
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- and then maybe have a few glasses of champagne, and a few shots... - SHE GIGGLES
0:03:22 > 0:03:23And then it's...bed!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# ..Wants a part of you, ooh-ooh... #
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I am Pod. Who are you?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'm Chantelle.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Sorry, Jordan? SHE LAUGHS
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- No, Chantelle. - Oh, Chantelle! Sorry, the massive fake oranges were confusing me!
0:03:45 > 0:03:50- Chantelle...- Yes. - Pod needs to talk about the skin on your massive oranges.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- OK, let's talk about it. - Did the man from Del Monte say yes?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57You see I disagree. I don't think I'm orange, I think I'm golden.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Like 24 "carrots"(?)
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- You're funny(!)- Pod wants to know why you're covered in all that slap.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Cos I like it. I'm addicted.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Good job you've enrolled in Pod's rehab programme for slap addicts.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Pod can cure you of your addiction to fakery.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16But I know what's underneath the fakery, and I don't like it.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21- Pod knows there is a stunning natural beauty underneath.- Aw, thank you.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Run Phase One: Public Analysis.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Go on, then.- I asked people who didn't know who you were,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29"would she steal your heart, steal your razor,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31"or steal your wallet?"
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh, my god!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Wallet! But obviously I never would!- Play.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Steal my wallet, I reckon.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38She looks like she'd steal my wallet.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40She'd steal my wallet, I reckon.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Just wake up, and... Poof! It's gone!
0:04:43 > 0:04:4485% of the public
0:04:44 > 0:04:46thought you would steal their wallet.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Shut up! - Yes.- Really?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Yes!- My god!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55The time has come for you, Chantelle the slap addict, to go to rehab...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57# No, no, no...! #
0:04:57 > 0:05:01where you will begin your recovery by removing all your make-up.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- SHE GROANS - OK.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Run Phase Two: Deep Cleanse.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Please put on your Deep Cleanse uniform.- Oh, my god,
0:05:09 > 0:05:13I can't believe I'm doing this. I actually can't believe it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Believe it, Chantelle. The slap is coming off.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, god! I hate it!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21The time has come, Chantelle, to free the natural beauty within.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23This is not funny at all.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Pod is not amused. Show me that wipe.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28SHE GIGGLES
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hm, I SUPPOSE that will do.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Pod will take care of the rest.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Run Phase Three: The Makeunder.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Oh, my god! - SHE LAUGHS
0:05:43 > 0:05:47No way! Oh, my god!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Before, people thought you would steal their wallets.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Cheeky gits! I'd never steal anything!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Now, a massive
0:05:54 > 0:05:5690% of the public
0:05:56 > 0:05:58said you would steal their hearts.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Shut up! Really?- Really.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Aah, that's nice!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I don't really look like an Essex Girl any more, do I?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Natural beauty has been restored. Goodbye.- Bye!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Oh, Chantelle looks stunning, Pod, but as we've learnt over the years, she's not the only one
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- who's had trouble removing the slap. - Correct, Frost.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of slap addicts everywhere
0:06:23 > 0:06:28like these three little words - "REMOVE YOUR MAKE-UP!"
0:06:28 > 0:06:30SHE SCREAMS
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Please put on your Deep Cleanse uniform.- Oh, I'm scared!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- This is not fashionable. - What is that?!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I'm not putting that stupid hat on my head!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- SHE WHIMPERS - I look like a proper nan!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I don't feel very glamorous at all right now.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Now, remove your make-up.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54No! You can't do that to me!
0:06:54 > 0:06:55No, I'm not doing that!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57No...!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Ooh...! No!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- No! - SHE SOBS
0:07:02 > 0:07:05SHE SQUEALS
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Give me those lashes.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08I love my lashes...!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Show me the state of that pad.
0:07:15 > 0:07:21# I can see clearly Now the rain has gone
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- # It's gonna be a bright - Bright
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- # Bright,- bright - Sun-shining day... #
0:07:27 > 0:07:31You already look much younger and fresher without all that slap.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Oh, shut up!
0:07:35 > 0:07:41Oh, Pod, do you ever feel a smidgeon of sympathy for these girls when they remove their slap?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Really, Frost, do you know me at all?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46It serves them right, the make-up-mad fools!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Now, who's next in our countdown?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50You'd best take cover, it's a tangerine tornado,
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Hannah Hillman.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57We're women, we should be showing things off.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00# Are you ready?... #
0:08:00 > 0:08:03This dress is one of my favourites. It's ultra skimpy
0:08:03 > 0:08:06and it's sparkley. What more could a man want?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11# Pop the champagne Livin' the life... #
0:08:11 > 0:08:13On a night out to London...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I don't think you need any underwear.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18# Glamorous Ooh, flouncy, flouncy... #
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Right, I've got everyone helping me into this corset.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Ow!- A complete, absolute head-turner.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27I think she looks amazing.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31We want it as tight as you can get this corset.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35She's got the beauty within and that's the main thing, I think.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36More, more...
0:08:36 > 0:08:38She obviously wants to make an impression
0:08:38 > 0:08:40and I think she'll do that.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43We are getting there, girls. Go more.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Little bit... Little bit risque.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Party! Woo!
0:08:49 > 0:08:54You walk into a club and you get noticed, then you've done your job.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55# Don't cha?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59# Don't cha?... #
0:09:00 > 0:09:04This is me, hair, make-up, this is Storm.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05# ..Raw like me... #
0:09:05 > 0:09:09When your outfits on, your make-ups on, your fake tans on,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12you're ready to go, you feel like 100 dollars.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15And I always feel like 100 dollars.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I am Pod. The Personal Overhaul Device.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Who are you?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Hello, Pod. I'm Hannah Louise Hillman.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Or my friends call me either Storm or Montana.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35What do you want to do in life?
0:09:35 > 0:09:39If I could do anything in the world, I would be Jordan.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Why?- Cos I love her.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44And I think that she's just done so well in her life.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Jordan is famous for two very big reasons.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49What would you like to be famous for?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I'd love to be a TV presenter. I'd love that.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55With a name like Storm, perhaps you could be a weather girl.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Do you think I could become a weather girl?- You've got the name,
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- shall we see if you've got the knack? - Yeah!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Here's Hannah Montana with today's weather report.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04It could get stormy.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Hello, viewers at home.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09As you can see, the weather is still not looking good.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13As we draw in to the night time, we're going to, unfortunately,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16get some very high winds and rain.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Please be careful on the roads
0:10:18 > 0:10:20and I hope you enjoy your weekend
0:10:20 > 0:10:22and I hope the weather is better next week.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Was it good?- Hmm, very informative.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Do you think you'll make it big? - I never thought about it before,
0:10:29 > 0:10:31but now I actually think I might be able to.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Not dressed like that. Your warm front would distract the viewers.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- LAUGHS - That's just tough, cos I'm not putting it away!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Cheeky!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44You are a make-up mad minx in too too little clothes
0:10:44 > 0:10:48and will undergo my...
0:10:48 > 0:10:49You cheeky monkey.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Run Phase Three: The Makeunder.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Oh...I love it!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Oh, my God.- Pod thinks you look very beautiful. do you agree?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Yeah, I love it.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Pod computes the makeunder has been a complete success.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Goodbye.- Bye.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Hannah looked beautiful when you finished with her, Pod,
0:11:18 > 0:11:21but I think the weather would be improved if it was
0:11:21 > 0:11:24presented by somebody wearing a tiara and a tutu.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29I think this countdown would be improved if you shut up and told us who's next.
0:11:29 > 0:11:35You are a cruel, cruel computer, as the nudey-rudey at number 8 is about to find out.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45I love the naked body so why not go out half-naked?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Most people can't so if you can, then you might as well just flaunt it!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53The more naked, the more better!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58There's been so many times that I've turned up at the house
0:11:58 > 0:12:00and it's unbelievable,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03it's unreal when you think to yourself, "I can't handle this"!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I love my blue outfit, it's my favourite.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Well, these were like old tights and this was a bra that I just attached feathers to.
0:12:13 > 0:12:20This is the chain outfit and it's not really an outfit, it's jewellery to be honest with you...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22there's nothing to it, really!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I love it!
0:12:26 > 0:12:30I don't know what she's doing in the bathroom...
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I don't know what she's doing in that bedroom...
0:12:35 > 0:12:41And I'm thinking goodness gracious me, perhaps she's lost the plot a bit!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I'm ready to go. I'm gonna scare all those men!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53She's the girl that everyone has their eyes on.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56She'll be like I'll wear this, even if it's showing my naked body.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03I feel so sexy and happy and I can walk round naked.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08I'm a wild child!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13I just want her to realise that she's beautiful without all that crap.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- What the hell!- I am Pod.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Hi, Pod!- Who are you?- I'm Mickayla.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29What are you wearing?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33I'm wearing underwear with feathers stuck to it.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Did you kill many blue chickens for that bikini?- Yeah, I did, actually!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Don't you like clothes?- Not really.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Aside from the need to get dressed, why have you come to Pod for a makeunder?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46People don't see me, they see is a person that's dressed like this.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Whose fault is that?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Myself!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I asked the public, how old is this girl?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54No, don't ask them that!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Don't! No Pod, no!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I'm not answering this one.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Pod will not be refused!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Mmm... 22.
0:14:05 > 0:14:10A massive 50% of the public think you are 26.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13No they don't think I'm 26!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Pod never lies!- Oh!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Having heard what people think of your look, do you now see that you need a makeunder?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yes, Pod, has the power!
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Correct! I have decided you are a naked chicken drumstick lady
0:14:25 > 0:14:30who needs my for Pod's sake "Put some clothes on" makeunder, urgently.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Yeah.- Let the makeunder commence.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Oh, my god!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, my goodness me!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Has Pod succeeded in this makeunder?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Pod has succeeded... I'm very happy with you.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Pod is very happy with you.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Goodbye, Mickayla!- Bye, Pod!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I love that Mickayla was so happy with you, Pod.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01It must be lovely making all these new friends!
0:15:01 > 0:15:08Indeed it is! It's amazing what a successful makeunder and a lot of snogs can do for human-pod relations.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Yes, but not everybody's always quite so fond of you, are they, now?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Well, there is no accounting for taste.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19Yes, but as we've learnt, Pod, some people's taste is really out there.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23We've met some lovely odd-bods who your work does refuse to compute.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Yes, and what were they, Frost?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'll tell you! They were...ejected.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Well, here are a few of our favourite ejectees.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Enjoy the weirdness!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I am Pod, who are you?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- I'm a woodland elf. - I'm Ultraviolet Kieran.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Collagen Girl. - I'm Military Cybergoth.
0:15:44 > 0:15:51- I'm a body modification enthusiast. - We're the Glitter Bandits! Whoo!
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Grrr!!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Have you completely lost the plot?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Yeah!- Yes!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Not quite!- Yeah!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Quite possibly!- No, definitely not.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I don't know!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08# Super freak, super freak Super freaky... #
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Will you let Pod make you under?- No! - No!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Ooh no!- Are you serious?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- No!- Why not?
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Cos I wanted to be an owl. - I don't take kindly to being randomly touched by people.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Because I stand for all things plastic.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Then you have been ejected!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Ejected?- Charming(!)
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well, really, Frost, I could have done without that reminder of those
0:16:36 > 0:16:40plastic-tastic garish Goths and freaky creepies. How could you!
0:16:40 > 0:16:44All right, don't get carried away. This will make you feel a bit better...
0:16:44 > 0:16:48the blonde bombshell in at number 7 actually apologised to you!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Excellent, I love an apology!
0:17:01 > 0:17:06The way I dress it says that I'm fun, outgoing, outrageous,
0:17:06 > 0:17:08totally individual.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14When I go out I get loads of attention, I bloody love it!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Sexy, sleek, gorgeous!
0:17:18 > 0:17:22I get called Barbie all the time, actually.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I quite like that, though...
0:17:24 > 0:17:28I like being Barbie! Right, this is my most outrageous outfit.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32I've got little hot pants on underneath.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35My brother would like me probably to have a makeunder, definitely!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37You reckon I should tone it down a bit?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Yeah, if you don't wanna give the wrong impression, sometimes.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43OK.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Which you do!- Shut up! - You know you do!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48She won't change, she'll never change.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51She always loves going out dressing up, it's always part of her.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04I am Pod, the Personal Overhaul Device.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- You will refer to me as "Pod". - Yes, Pod.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Could you talk me through your outfit? This shouldn't take long.
0:18:10 > 0:18:16OK, basically I've just got a pink tight dress on which is netted,
0:18:16 > 0:18:20it's quite see-through, little gem things here
0:18:20 > 0:18:23and lots of accessories to bling it up.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Why have you come to Pod for a makeunder?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Just so people can see me for...
0:18:29 > 0:18:34who I am and just not as a bit of meat, really.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38I asked men, "Would you snog, marry or avoid her?"
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Snog.- Play.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I would avoid her at all her costs.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Trouble! - Definitely avoid her.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Probably snog... hate that word...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51and then avoid afterwards.
0:18:51 > 0:18:5480% of the public said they would avoid you.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58That's not very nice, is it! Are you sure that's right?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- I don't think it is! - Pod never makes mistakes.- Oh.
0:19:02 > 0:19:08Before I transform you into a natural beauty, I need to scrub you clean and remove all that slap on your face.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- What?- Run Phase Two: Deep Cleanse.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Now, remove all your make-up.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19I hate you now! I actually hate you! There you go, is that all right?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- Your skin looks fresh and able to breathe.- Great!
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- I will now process your makeunder. Are you excited?- Yes, ecstatic!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Run Phase Three: The Makeunder.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Oh, my god! Ooh!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- I like it!- Do you think you look like a natural beauty?
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Yeah, definitely!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Previously, 80% of men
0:19:44 > 0:19:47we asked said they would avoid you.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49What did they say now?
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Play.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Got that classic look,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53like Marilyn Monroe type of style.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56It's just classy, basically, more than anything else.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Really good.- She's very nice, I really liked her hair.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Yeah, really 1940s inspired which looks very nice.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07- 100% of the men we asked want to snog you.- And not marry, then?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Perhaps they thought you were already married!- Hello!
0:20:10 > 0:20:16Can you see how being covered up in a flattering dress is just as sexy as having everything hanging out?
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- Yeah, and I do owe you an apology. - You didn't believe that Pod could still make you sexy, madeunder?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Pod has made me sexy.- Pod agrees.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29- Natural beauty has been achieved. Goodbye.- Goodbye.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Jules looks stunning and I'm sure she meant it when she said
0:20:32 > 0:20:38she'd keep up the new look, but as we've found out over the years, the promises girls make to Pod, well...
0:20:38 > 0:20:40they don't always keep them.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- You've gone back?- Yeah, definitely!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Didn't like it?- No, I hated it!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- You hated it?- No the hair was OK but the outfit sucked.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49It was one of my favourite makeunders.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53I thought you looked stunning. What is it about the pink girly look that you're addicted to?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I just love being girly and that's like, you know.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59But your '40s look was so girly!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01It didn't feel right, it didn't feel me.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- So Pod's basically failed?- Failed!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Tell Pod...- You failed!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Well, there really is no helping some people and to think I could have got
0:21:13 > 0:21:19my lens on any number of Britain's make-up maniacs who might have actually appreciated my handiwork!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well, I for one am glad you didn't get this lot.
0:21:21 > 0:21:26I love hearing the crazy beauty hints and tips straight from the streets on a Saturday night.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Here are a few of my favourites.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Oh, traitor!
0:21:32 > 0:21:36I could never live without mascara.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39To the M to the A to the S to the C to the R to the A - MASCRA!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Mascara!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Just moisturise yourself daily.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48I love fakes - fake eyelashes, fake tan, fake hair, fake everything, I love it!
0:21:48 > 0:21:52My tip is have a wash before you go out, but seriously, that's about it!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55If you're natural then you're not minging!
0:21:55 > 0:22:00If you spray freezing cold water on your boobs you make them pert!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Fake tan!- Fake tan! - Fake tan!- Fake tan!
0:22:02 > 0:22:08- Fake and proud.- Gotta show the legs, gotta get it out, oh, yes... that's what I call glamour!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Blusher, I cannot live without it!
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Heavy, smoky eyes, strong cheeks, nudey lips.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Teeth-whitening strips.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20And carry a toothbrush because remember, the first kiss is the best!
0:22:20 > 0:22:26Ten minutes, I ever spent. I feel like a wag. I don't care, I feel good!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Oh, Pod loved the great British public, eh?
0:22:31 > 0:22:36I most certainly do not and don't get me started on the Italian at number 6.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39What do you mean, Martha is beautiful, Pod!
0:22:42 > 0:22:46I'm really sexy and I've got great style and I'm totally beautiful.
0:22:46 > 0:22:53# Could you be the most beautiful girl in the world...? #
0:22:53 > 0:22:57I'm funny, I'm intelligent...
0:22:57 > 0:23:01I don't think there is another woman in the world who gets as much attention as I do.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07I've got a little skirt, just about to cover my little bum.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10They're my little hot pants. I'm tiny so I wear tiny things.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15There's more eyeliner, more eyeliner for me!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You think these lashes are big...
0:23:18 > 0:23:21well check out these ones! I'm gonna wear them tonight.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27It takes me about two and a half hours to get ready every night.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32So I'm ready to go out!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44My boyfriend gets a little bit concerned sometimes,
0:23:44 > 0:23:46when too many men comes up to me.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54I do not idolise anybody, I only idolise myself,
0:23:54 > 0:23:59I'm totally in love with myself and I totally do whatever I wanna do, d'you know what I mean?
0:24:05 > 0:24:09I am Pod, the Personal Overhaul Device.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Hi, Pod!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Martha, who is the most fabulous person you know?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Me!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18What do you do for a living?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- I'm a make-up artist.- Really?- Yeah.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I make ugly people look beautiful.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25In the circus?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27No, everywhere, Pod! Cheeky!
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Run Phase One: Public Analysis.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I asked "Does she look like a beauty queen,
0:24:34 > 0:24:35"a drag queen, the queen?"
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I definitely look like a beauty queen
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- but I don't know what the public will say.- Play.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I'd have to go for drag queen, I'm sorry.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Drag queen. What she's wearing is horrendous!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46She looks a bit too manly for me.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Incorrect! 90% of the public think
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- you look like a drag queen.- That's bad!
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Martha, you are a stripper drag queen in training and you will undergo
0:24:56 > 0:24:58my "Arthur to Martha" makeunder.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Whatever!- Run the makeunder.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Oh, wow!
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- I love it!- What do you love? - I just love my face...
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I've got really nice face features, don't you think, Pod?
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Pod agrees. This hair length frames your beautiful delicate features.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21I look like a flower!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Flowers are naturally beautiful and now, so are you!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26My face looks stunning.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Before, the public thought you looked like a drag queen.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- I'm Martha, I'm not Arthur! - What do you think they will say now?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35I think they will say I look stunning, cos I do!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Shall we find out? - Yes, I'm so excited.- Play.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Beauty queen, natural, naturality is the way forward.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47More a beauty queen than a drag queen or the Queen.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49She looks like a naturally beautiful girl.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I'd say she looks like a beauty queen.
0:25:51 > 0:25:57Now, 100% of the people we asked think you look like a beauty queen.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Aw, sweet! - Do you promise to keep this new look?
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Yeah, I promise that I'll stay like this.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I just love the look. Thanks, Pod.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You're welcome. Natural beauty has been restored.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Goodbye, Martha.- Goodbye, Pod.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20So, we're halfway through the countdown of our all-time favourite makeunders
0:26:20 > 0:26:22as chosen by the Pod Mistress and myself.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Here is a quick reminder from 10 to 6.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28At 10 was the naturally gorgeous and giggly Chantelle.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Hannah Hillman stormed in at 9.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34At 8, Mickayla wasn't too chicken to have a makeunder.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38At 7 Jules got a glamorous new look that she just couldn't make stick
0:26:38 > 0:26:41and at 6 was Martha, the Italian with a passion
0:26:41 > 0:26:43for her very own beautiful face.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Are you feeling proud, Pod? - Naturally!
0:26:46 > 0:26:50We have come far, Jenny Frost, in my mission to rid the world of fakery.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53So many have fallen before Pod in the battle to be natural.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Yes, but as you know, a few of our girls and boys have been known
0:26:57 > 0:26:59to fight back!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04# I hate you so much right now... #
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Bring it on, Pod!
0:27:05 > 0:27:09- Come on, bring it on! I'm ready for ya!- You are a fake-faced fool!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Oh, that's a lovely thing to say!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- You are mean!- Well, I don't agree with that.- Are you stupid?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18No, and you look like a man in drag.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- Cheeky little bastard!- No way!
0:27:20 > 0:27:25- Now I am fuming!- Do you wanna slap? - Watch your mouth, you tangerine trollop!
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- How rude!- That's rude!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- That's very rude! - I think that's a bit rude!
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- How rude!- Well, that is just rude!
0:27:32 > 0:27:33That is a bit rude!
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Well, you look like you fell face first into a puddle of paint!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- How cheeky! - I wouldn't say that, Pod!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- I would!- Oh, Pod, come on now!
0:27:42 > 0:27:47- You look completely deranged! - Deranged? Now that is a nasty word.
0:27:47 > 0:27:52- And THAT is a nasty look. - Well, Pod, you know what? Loser!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- You'll pay for that! - Are you gonna spank me?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- No, but I would like to hit you with some natural beauty.- Aah!
0:27:58 > 0:28:02- Oh!- Ooh! - You lack empathy and compassion.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- Oh, pod off, you lot!- Whatever!
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Oh, Pod, I feel a bit sorry for you right now.
0:28:11 > 0:28:16Yes, well it's not always easy being the world's one and only makeunder computer
0:28:16 > 0:28:20but I soldier on in the face of adversity.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Wow, all right, then, Podmaster General!
0:28:23 > 0:28:27Now in at number 5 is your ultimate enemy in your war against fakery -
0:28:27 > 0:28:32arch nemesis-ises don't come much bigger than this!
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I love being Jodie Marsh.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42She's a cool girl!
0:28:44 > 0:28:47I love me! I get away with murder!
0:28:49 > 0:28:54The boobs are that good now they look good in any top! I'm blessed!
0:28:59 > 0:29:04I dress the way I do because it's fun and because I can.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09To me, that was a normal outfit.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15I've got, like, 40 tattoos...
0:29:15 > 0:29:19Buddy Holly and Chuck Berry - heroes, still love their music now.
0:29:19 > 0:29:25Michael Jackson, "My Crazy Life", pin-up girl, big boobs, obviously.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26I fancied another tattoo.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28I'm smothered. What can I say?
0:29:31 > 0:29:37I discovered make-up when I was about two or three and have been using tons of it ever since!
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Oh! Jodie Marsh!
0:29:47 > 0:29:50- You are my arch nemesis! - So I've been told!
0:29:50 > 0:29:53You are the one I am waging a war against!
0:29:53 > 0:29:55What have I done that's so bad?
0:29:55 > 0:30:00You have inspired an army of Jodie clones.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03All of these girls came before Pod with their tiny clothes,
0:30:03 > 0:30:09layers of slap and fake tan and I have defeated them.
0:30:09 > 0:30:14It is now time for me to conquer their leader.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17- What do you think of this clone army? - I think they're brilliant!
0:30:17 > 0:30:22You dare to stand before Pod and say all this plastic is fantastic?
0:30:22 > 0:30:24I don't know what you want from me!
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- You're scary!- You're terrifying!
0:30:27 > 0:30:31- Is there anything that's not fake about you?- I'm not that fake...
0:30:31 > 0:30:35I know I wear loads of make-up but I don't have hair extensions and I've never had fake nails.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39My, that is an achievement(!) But if you could just look down.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Oh, there!
0:30:43 > 0:30:48Yeah, I know they're fake but what I'm saying is I'm not ALL fake.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50- And if you could just look up.- Oh!
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Yeah, my eyebrows!
0:30:52 > 0:30:55Why did you have your eyebrows tattooed onto your face?
0:30:55 > 0:30:57To save me putting make-up on in the morning.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01Why not save yourself the pain and be a natural beauty?
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Because I don't have it, I don't think,
0:31:03 > 0:31:09and I am often jealous when I see a girl who is naturally beautiful.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Why have you come to Pod for a makeunder?
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Because I'm interested to see what you think you can do with me.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Many people have tried and failed.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20- Pod will not fail.- Yeah, I think you're gonna have trouble with me.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24Not as much as you're going to have with me! Run the makeunder.
0:31:29 > 0:31:30Oh, god!
0:31:32 > 0:31:33So, Marsh, do you like it?
0:31:33 > 0:31:35I do... I love it!
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Pod thinks you look beautiful.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- Thank you.- How does it feel to see yourself in this new light?
0:31:41 > 0:31:49Before I was famous, I felt like I was a kind of half attractive girl and I would love to go back,
0:31:49 > 0:31:54just even for one day to go back and be just a pretty girl again.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58- Jodie...- Yes.- That day is today.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- I know.- So, Marsh...- Yes!
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Will Pod be seeing you out and about looking naturally beautiful?
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- Yes, I promise. - That means that Pod has won!
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Natural beauty has triumphed!
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Victory is mine!
0:32:12 > 0:32:15You have been an honourable opponent for Pod.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18- Thank you, Miss Marsh.- Thanks, Pod.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Goodbye.
0:32:23 > 0:32:27Well, Pod, you may have won the battle but the war still rages on.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29The girl at number 4 arrived with an army.
0:32:29 > 0:32:33Tell me, Pod, what goes through your lens at a moment like that?
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Sheer panic, terror? Tell me what?
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Nothing like that, Frost! I take complete and profound joy
0:32:39 > 0:32:45in the knowledge that the legion of fakes are no match for Pod, the slayer of slap.
0:32:54 > 0:32:58Hi, I'm Pod, the Personal Overhaul Device.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00- Hi, Pod!- Hello, girls.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02What are you known as, collectively?
0:33:02 > 0:33:04We're the Neon Army...
0:33:04 > 0:33:07individual a Neon Warrior.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Neon Army, what are you fighting against?
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- Boringness!- Yeah, dullness.
0:33:12 > 0:33:13- Dark colours.- Brown.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17- Who is willing to undergo Pod's makeunder?- Jane.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19I would say that I don't need a makeunder...
0:33:19 > 0:33:24I would say my style is a reflection of who I am and not who I am.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25- Green Neon Warrior.- Yes.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29Pod does not understand slightly rubbish psycho-babble.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32I pick you to be made-under!
0:33:32 > 0:33:36Neon Army, you are leaving a man behind.
0:33:36 > 0:33:41Neon Jane, how are you feeling about being introduced to a new you?
0:33:41 > 0:33:46It's always good to change and evolve and grow so I think it's a good thing to do.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50In that case, let the makeunder commence.
0:33:55 > 0:33:59Oh, my god, I'm blonde!
0:33:59 > 0:34:00What do you think?
0:34:00 > 0:34:02I like the colour of the dress.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Not very me.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Very stylish, though.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10- Do you think in your opinion you look pretty?- Yeah.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14Now you have been through the makeunder experience, what do you think about natural beauty?
0:34:14 > 0:34:17I think I am naturally beautiful but then I think
0:34:17 > 0:34:20I'm no less beautiful when I'm neon.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24Are you ready to return to the trenches to serve with your Neon Army comrades?
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Definitely!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Thank you, Jane. Say goodbye, Pod.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Goodbye, Pod.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Frost!
0:34:38 > 0:34:40A-hem... Frost!
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Jenny Frost!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46What in Pod's name are you doing?
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Sorry, Pod, got a bit caught there!
0:34:48 > 0:34:51I was just thinking about one of my favourite bits of the show,
0:34:51 > 0:34:55when we get to see the girls and boys out on a Saturday night throwing some shapes!
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Some ridiculous shapes, Frost!
0:34:58 > 0:35:01You need to lighten up and get down with this lot! Ow!
0:35:01 > 0:35:03# Everybody dance now!
0:35:05 > 0:35:08# Everybody, come on, let's sweat!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11# Let the rhythm move you
0:35:11 > 0:35:14# Dance till you can't dance no more
0:35:14 > 0:35:16# Get on the floor and get raw
0:35:16 > 0:35:18# Come back and upside down
0:35:18 > 0:35:21# Easy now, let me see you move...
0:35:21 > 0:35:25- # Move - Let your mind put me on line
0:35:26 > 0:35:28# The music is my life
0:35:30 > 0:35:33# Everybody, come on let's sweat
0:35:33 > 0:35:36# Let the rhythm move you
0:35:36 > 0:35:40# Da da da da da da... #
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Oh, it takes you back, doesn't it, Pod!
0:35:43 > 0:35:46Yes, to a dark place, Frost!
0:35:46 > 0:35:51Well, now it's time to reveal who made the number 3 slot in our favourite ever makeunders.
0:35:51 > 0:35:56- Are you excited? - Yes, I am, because this is what my mission is all about -
0:35:56 > 0:36:01taking a tangerine-tinted, thong-flaunting make-up-mad minx and transforming her into
0:36:01 > 0:36:04a sophisticated, elegant and Pod-ding stunning natural beauty.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08What I loved about this particular makeunder is not only did
0:36:08 > 0:36:12you change the way she looked, you changed the way she looked at herself.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Yes, I am a makeunder marvel!
0:36:18 > 0:36:20My style, I would describe it as "trashy".
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Is there a word to describe Jay's style?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Embarrassing!
0:36:34 > 0:36:38My son Harry gets embarrassed with my look because I'm quite outrageous.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41I'm not your kind of regular kind of mum.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43I just stand out and he doesn't like that.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Natural beauty - what's that?!
0:36:49 > 0:36:52I love my boobs... best 5 grand I've ever spent!
0:36:52 > 0:36:55I'm doing a Britney Spears tonight.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I'm ripping... My boobs are too big.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04# I'm not that innocent... #
0:37:04 > 0:37:06I'm ready to party!
0:37:18 > 0:37:22I was dancing and my trousers split!
0:37:22 > 0:37:26Being made-under would just make Jay realise
0:37:26 > 0:37:30that she doesn't have to do what she does to get noticed.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Fake or natural? Fake every time!
0:37:35 > 0:37:37# I'm not that innocent...! #
0:37:43 > 0:37:46- I am Pod, who are you? - I'm Jay Nichols.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49What in Pod's name are you wearing?
0:37:49 > 0:37:51- Don't you like the skimpy look, Pod? - No, Jay, I don't.
0:37:51 > 0:37:55- I've got no knickers on!- Is that really something to be proud of?
0:37:55 > 0:37:56You really don't like it, do you?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58I really don't, no.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00What do you think of natural beauty?
0:38:00 > 0:38:02There's no such thing as natural beauty, babe.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Pod completely disagrees.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Just how fake are you?
0:38:06 > 0:38:10These are fake. My hair is pretty much fake,
0:38:10 > 0:38:14my lips are fake, my eyelashes are fake, my nails are fake, my tan is fake.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Everything else is pretty much... my eyes are my own.- Well done!
0:38:17 > 0:38:21According to my beauty files, you haven't always been a fake.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Babe, what would you rather? See me like that or like this?
0:38:24 > 0:38:28- That is horrific!- My files tell me you have a son, Harry.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30What does he think of your look?
0:38:30 > 0:38:33- He thinks I'm chavvy! - I can't imagine why!
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- What do you wear to parents' evening? - My curlers.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38I'd rather make it in my curlers than not at all.
0:38:38 > 0:38:43Pod admires your commitment to your son, but not to your fakery.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47- I asked the public, "how old is she?" - Oh, no, this is gonna be horrid...
0:38:47 > 0:38:49This is gonna upset me more than anything.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Is she 28, 34 or 40?
0:38:52 > 0:38:55If they say 40, I'm gonna go mental. OK, 40.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Play...
0:38:57 > 0:39:01I think she's 34, but I think she's trying to look like she's 28.
0:39:01 > 0:39:02She looks like she's 40.
0:39:02 > 0:39:0540 cos she seems like she's making an effort to look younger.
0:39:05 > 0:39:06Really? OK.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10Correct! 50% of the public think you look 40.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12- Really?- Yes.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Having heard the public's comments, do you still want a makeunder?
0:39:15 > 0:39:18- Yeah, let's go for it... I'm all yours!- Oh, my Pod!
0:39:18 > 0:39:21- Are you ready for my verdict? - Yeah, I'm listening.
0:39:21 > 0:39:26- Don't be too mean.- You are a plastic fantastic, crispy, curly, naked lady
0:39:26 > 0:39:30and you will undergo my "Slummy mummy to yummy mummy" makeunder.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Oh, my god!
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Oh, my god, how different do I look!
0:39:39 > 0:39:41- Do you like it?- I don't know.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Pod thinks you look utterly stunning.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Really? I'm just a bit shocked, I think.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Pod has left with you a bit of your trademark cleavage.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53That's not a cleavage! If I...
0:39:53 > 0:39:54- Don't do it, Jay!- Just a little bit!
0:39:54 > 0:39:58- That's better!- Put them away, Jay!
0:39:58 > 0:40:02Previously I asked the public is she 28, 34 or 40?
0:40:02 > 0:40:04- Play...- I think she's 28.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08I think she looks 28 cos she looks naturally younger.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09I think she's 28.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13She has a youthful glow about her and she's very attractive.
0:40:13 > 0:40:17Now, 40% of the people we asked think you look 28.
0:40:17 > 0:40:22- Really!- Yes, and the rest think you look your age, 34.- OK, no 40s at all?
0:40:22 > 0:40:24None. How does that make you feel?
0:40:24 > 0:40:27It amazes me, it has really amazed me.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Will you be keeping any of your new natural look?
0:40:30 > 0:40:32To be honest, I wouldn't go back now.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36It's the end of an era and a new start for me. I've put the old Jay to rest now.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38- So no more flashing your bits, then? - No...
0:40:38 > 0:40:41well, I can't help it if I'm drunk!
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Pod is going to ignore that. SHE GIGGLES
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Pod is very proud of you and thinks your son will be, too.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49I think he will absolutely love it, bless him!
0:40:49 > 0:40:53He'll want me to come in to parents' evening now. You make me all emotional!
0:40:53 > 0:40:55You're not gonna make me cry.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57- Pod doesn't want your make-up to run. - No.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00Pod computers your makeunder has been a complete success.
0:41:00 > 0:41:05- Thank you. I've enjoyed every minute of it, babe. - Goodbye.- Bye bye, darling.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Aw, it looked like Jay had finally seen the light
0:41:08 > 0:41:11but did she really ditch her crispy, curly ways for good?
0:41:11 > 0:41:14I caught up with her to find out.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Tell me what you've kept from the makeunder.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20I've kept the hair, I've still got long hair, I haven't changed my hairstyle very much.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22I'm much more covered up.
0:41:22 > 0:41:26I think it's kind of hit home that Harry was embarrassed by his mum
0:41:26 > 0:41:30and that upset me and I thought, he's got a lot going on at his age.
0:41:30 > 0:41:35The last thing he has to deal with is being embarrassed of his mum. It has totally changed me.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38If it wasn't for Pod giving you that push over the edge,
0:41:38 > 0:41:41how long do you think you'd have stayed stuck in that rut?
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Probably till I'm about 80! I'd probably be knickerless till I was 80!
0:41:44 > 0:41:48I think you're one of my favourites because it's a big drastic change.
0:41:48 > 0:41:53- That's really lovely!- And I think you look lovely.- Thank you. - Thank you very much.- No, thank you!
0:41:56 > 0:42:01So, Pod it's nearly time to reveal the top 2 in our best ever makeunders.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03I must confess I am rather excited!
0:42:03 > 0:42:07Me too, but first up, Pod, I've got a little treat for you.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10There's a part of the makeunder process that you never get to see -
0:42:10 > 0:42:14it's the bit where the girls reveal their new made-under look to their loved ones
0:42:14 > 0:42:18and I thought it would be nice for you to see them appreciating your handiwork!
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Oh, Pod love you, Jenny Frost!
0:42:20 > 0:42:22You're not bad for a human being!
0:42:22 > 0:42:27And I love you too, Pod, but just to warn you, you might be needing this.
0:42:29 > 0:42:36# Today this could be the greatest day of our lives
0:42:39 > 0:42:45# Oh, and the world comes alive
0:42:45 > 0:42:50# And the world comes alive
0:42:50 > 0:42:53# And the world comes alive
0:42:53 > 0:42:56# Oh, oh-oh-oh
0:42:56 > 0:43:02- # Stay close to me - And the world comes alive... #
0:43:19 > 0:43:23Well, Pod, we're nearly at the end of our trip down memory lane.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25How are you feeling? A little emotional?
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Don't be ridiculous, Frost!
0:43:27 > 0:43:32Pod is a sophisticated makeunder device and is not given to the emotional displays of you humans.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36Are you sure, Pod? You're looking a little bit misty-lensed to me!
0:43:36 > 0:43:39I must have some dust in my circuits, that's all!
0:43:39 > 0:43:42Whatever you say, Pod, but you know, a makeunder experience can be
0:43:42 > 0:43:47a little overwhelming, as the prissy princess at number 2 found out.
0:43:56 > 0:43:57There we go!
0:43:57 > 0:44:00Well, getting ready it starts the minute she wakes up...
0:44:00 > 0:44:03she straightens her hair, puts the hair extensions in.
0:44:03 > 0:44:09My boyfriend always complains that I take too long getting ready, so my solution is if he does my
0:44:09 > 0:44:16hair extensions for me, washes them, dries them and straightens them, then that will save me so much time.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19An hour to two hours doing the make-up...
0:44:19 > 0:44:23The more make-up, the better because everyone wants to look good.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30Now you have the perfect pout.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36A lot of girls these days backcomb their hair because it's fashionable
0:44:36 > 0:44:39but people say that I go to extremes.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42Keep going until it's completely knotted...
0:44:43 > 0:44:48..and then just worry about it the next day when you try to brush it!
0:44:49 > 0:44:52And there we go, it's all done - a big, crazy birds' nest.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54She wears very little, very little -
0:44:54 > 0:44:58bikinis, corsets.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01This is tonight's saviour.
0:45:01 > 0:45:06Less is more, so wear less, get more attention!
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Five, six hours down the line she's ready to go out.
0:45:29 > 0:45:34I try and act like I don't know that people are looking but I do have a look round myself and think,
0:45:34 > 0:45:36has anyone noticed me?
0:45:36 > 0:45:41From a boyfriend point of view, you don't really like men gawping over and paying her that much attention.
0:45:47 > 0:45:51If you don't like it, don't bother looking and if you don't like me, don't talk to me,
0:45:51 > 0:45:54and for everyone else, hi, I'm Princess Tamsin, nice to meet you.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03I am Pod, your Personal Overhaul Device.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05Please could you talk Pod through your outfit?
0:46:05 > 0:46:11We have this leopard-print dress, I've got a little black belt cos I think it looks cute because it
0:46:11 > 0:46:16pulls you in at the waist and it shows off my new boobs.
0:46:16 > 0:46:22- New boobs?- They're not fully settled yet but they're on the way, so... - Did they cost you lots of money?
0:46:22 > 0:46:26They didn't cost ME lots of money. They cost my dad lots of money!
0:46:26 > 0:46:30Pod understands natural beauty and natural beauty only.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Well, I think this is natural beauty with a few extras.
0:46:33 > 0:46:37Hmm... Do you remember what you looked like as a natural beauty?
0:46:37 > 0:46:42All I know is what I look like without make-up and that is ugly, very ugly!
0:46:42 > 0:46:47Tamsin, I suspect you are a gorgeous girl beneath all that make-up.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Run Phase One: Public Analysis.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51I asked a cross-section of the public
0:46:51 > 0:46:55"would you want to snog, marry or avoid her?"
0:46:55 > 0:46:58I'm gonna guess avoid.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00- Play...- I've got to be honest
0:47:00 > 0:47:03and I hope I don't come across her in the next day,
0:47:03 > 0:47:05pretty cheap look,
0:47:05 > 0:47:08- not a fan! - It looks a bit slutty.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Not someone that I would personally go for.
0:47:10 > 0:47:11- I'd avoid her.- Correct.
0:47:11 > 0:47:1473% of the public wanted to avoid you.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17What would you say to them?
0:47:17 > 0:47:19I'd say "look at the state of you"!
0:47:19 > 0:47:23Pod knows you are a natural beauty under all that make-up
0:47:23 > 0:47:26but do you think you can still look pretty with a more natural look?
0:47:26 > 0:47:33No. To be honest, I think that to look your best, you have to put all this sort of stuff on, but Pod, I'm
0:47:33 > 0:47:37- willing to give you a chance to make me look different and see if you can change my mind.- Thank you.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Run the makeunder.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Aaah!
0:47:45 > 0:47:47Oh, my God!
0:47:48 > 0:47:51I look so different!
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Oh, my hair looks amazing!
0:47:53 > 0:47:59- What do you think?- I can't believe it and I've not got loads of make-up on, either and I actually like it!
0:47:59 > 0:48:0273% of the public wanted to avoid you before.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06Now you are a natural beauty, let's see what they think. Play...
0:48:06 > 0:48:09The kind of person you could take home to meet your parents.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12- I'd snog her!- Yeah, I'd give her a snog, definitely!
0:48:12 > 0:48:16I would snog her because she's very pretty.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19I wouldn't marry her cos...
0:48:19 > 0:48:21it's too early!
0:48:21 > 0:48:27Now, 70% of the public want to snog you and 30% want to marry you.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Do you feel pretty?
0:48:29 > 0:48:34- Yes.- Tamsin, why are you crying?
0:48:34 > 0:48:40Just hearing the nice comments because before I just felt like that's what I needed and that.
0:48:40 > 0:48:45Naturally I couldn't get people to look at me and think nice things but now...
0:48:45 > 0:48:48I can see something different.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50Will you ever go back to your old look?
0:48:50 > 0:48:52No, not now.
0:48:52 > 0:48:58The old look is trashy and rubbish and I can see why people thought the things they thought
0:48:58 > 0:49:04- but now that I've seen this, there's no way I'm going back.- Good. Makeunder mission accomplished.
0:49:04 > 0:49:07- Thank you, Tamsin. Goodbye.- Goodbye.
0:49:11 > 0:49:15Before we reveal our number 1 in our all-time favourite makeunders,
0:49:15 > 0:49:19here's a quick reminder of the 9 fake fans that have gone before.
0:49:19 > 0:49:23In at 10, Chantelle checked in to Pod for some natural beauty therapy.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26At 9 was weather whirlwind, Hannah Hillman.
0:49:26 > 0:49:29At 8, bikini babe Mickayla finally got dressed.
0:49:29 > 0:49:33At 7, Pod gave Jules a head-turning Hollywood look.
0:49:33 > 0:49:37At 6, it was Arthur to beautiful Martha.
0:49:37 > 0:49:41At 5, Pod finally faced her ultimate enemy in the war against fakery -
0:49:41 > 0:49:42Miss Jodie Marsh
0:49:42 > 0:49:45and at 4, she went into combat again,
0:49:45 > 0:49:47this time taking on the Neon Army.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50At 3 was slummy-mummy to yummy-mummy Jay
0:49:50 > 0:49:53and that takes us to our lovely number 2,
0:49:53 > 0:49:55the beautiful Princess Tamsin.
0:49:55 > 0:49:59So this is it, Pod, the number 1 makeunder of all time,
0:49:59 > 0:50:02but what is it about this makeunder that stands out for you?
0:50:02 > 0:50:08Well, Jenny Frost, in all my days of fighting fakery I have never ever known a person to be hiding
0:50:08 > 0:50:13so much natural beauty under layers and layers and layers and
0:50:13 > 0:50:16layers and layers of fakery.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19Yes, Pod, we get it... there are lots of layers!
0:50:19 > 0:50:25- Well, I'm merely pointing out that this was a true triumph for Pod and natural beauty.- Indeed it was.
0:50:25 > 0:50:29I am proud to present the number 1 makeunder of all time, he's blonde,
0:50:29 > 0:50:34he's orange, he's nuts, he's Scotland's number 1 male Barbie.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36It's the lovely Ross.
0:50:44 > 0:50:48Orange or darker is one of the best skin colours you can have.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50# Golden brown... #
0:50:50 > 0:50:55It makes you stand out in a crowd if you're the darkest one there and I intend to be the darkest one there.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01I've been living in Aberdeen all my life.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05I don't really know any other people in this area that look like me.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07# Sexy boy... #
0:51:07 > 0:51:11I wear more make-up than my mum, quite a lot of foundation as you can see...
0:51:11 > 0:51:13I apply it really thickly, cake it on.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16There's no such thing as too much make-up.
0:51:18 > 0:51:21I'm going for a kind of Beyonce look with my skin colour.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25This is foundation for black people. I like my face to be very dark so this is what I'm gonna use now.
0:51:27 > 0:51:32It can be just too much, it just looks ridiculous, I think, sometimes.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36Well, Ross's look is eccentric and outrageous.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39I own lots and lots of fake gold jewellery.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42I don't think you can ever have enough because it looks really special.
0:51:42 > 0:51:46This is gangster bling, lots and lots of bling.
0:51:46 > 0:51:50I got a lot, a lot of attention the night I wore this.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53I know I've got the body and the bum to carry them off. Some people don't, but I do.
0:52:00 > 0:52:02When I'm out I get recognised a lot.
0:52:02 > 0:52:05It's that blonde boy from college, or that blonde boy from that bar.
0:52:07 > 0:52:11It makes me feel kind of, I don't know, famous maybe.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15Just the attention, I just love attention.
0:52:16 > 0:52:22I'm Scotland's number one male Barbie and I absolutely love it!
0:52:27 > 0:52:30I am Pod, who are you?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32- I'm Ross.- No, you are orange!
0:52:32 > 0:52:36I love being orange, as orange as I can possibly be.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39- Why?- Cos I think it's the best skin colour, ever!
0:52:39 > 0:52:43Pod has never met such a fake tan fanatic! Do you ever think about anything else?
0:52:43 > 0:52:45I do think about fake tan quite a lot, actually.
0:52:45 > 0:52:51- I do dream about it, sometimes. Those are good dreams. - That is Pod's worst nightmare!
0:52:51 > 0:52:54- What's wrong with being pale and interesting? - Ugh! Pale's not interesting...
0:52:54 > 0:52:58- It's nasty!- Did you go back to the '80s to get that haircut?
0:52:58 > 0:53:01- No!- Pod has found a style match.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04I love Mr T's bling... and his hairstyle!
0:53:04 > 0:53:06I pity the fool that copies Mr T!
0:53:06 > 0:53:09Shut your mouth, fool!
0:53:09 > 0:53:12- What do you think of natural beauty? - Huh, natural beauty(!)
0:53:12 > 0:53:13That says it all.
0:53:13 > 0:53:17Run Phase One: Public Analysis. I asked the public,
0:53:17 > 0:53:19"would a night out with him be the night of your life,
0:53:19 > 0:53:21"a night to forget, a nightmare?"
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Definitely the night of your life!
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Look at me, d'you know what I mean!
0:53:25 > 0:53:29- Play...- Definitely a nightmare, probably the worst ever.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31He's not the kind of guy I'd go out with.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33I don't know whether we'd have much in common.
0:53:33 > 0:53:37A night with him would be a nightmare because he looks like a drama queen.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39I'm not!
0:53:39 > 0:53:44- No-one thought a night out with you would be the night of their life.- Are you serious?
0:53:44 > 0:53:47Yes. Most people thought it would be a night to forget.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51- That's not true at all!- How are you feeling about the public's comments?
0:53:51 > 0:53:53I'm shocked, I'm genuinely shocked.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57I think I look like a really fun person to have a great night out with.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00Run Phase Two: Deep Cleanse.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03- Please put on the deep cleanse uniform.- Oh, dear!
0:54:03 > 0:54:08It is now time to peel back the orange and reveal your real face.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11- Yeah... let's go.- Get wiping, Ross.
0:54:13 > 0:54:20In all Pod's days of fighting fakery, I have never seen so much slap come off a human's face!
0:54:20 > 0:54:23Show me that wipe!
0:54:23 > 0:54:27- Pod is practically speechless! - Quite a difference, isn't it?
0:54:27 > 0:54:30Yes, but I can already see you have been hiding a lovely face.
0:54:30 > 0:54:34- Thanks, Pod.- That will do, Ross.
0:54:34 > 0:54:38Pod will take care of those piercings and your ridiculous hands.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Now, are you ready to meet the new you?
0:54:40 > 0:54:43- Yes, I'm excited, Pod.- So am I.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45Run Phase Three : The Makeunder.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53Oh!
0:54:53 > 0:54:56- What a shock!- Well? - I don't know what to say!
0:54:56 > 0:54:58That is unusual!
0:54:58 > 0:55:02I really like it! I thought I'd look really, really like dead without all
0:55:02 > 0:55:05the fake tan but I'm impressed with my natural skintone.
0:55:05 > 0:55:09- Has Pod changed your opinion of natural beauty? - Definitely changed my opinion, yes.
0:55:09 > 0:55:14- Pod computes this makeunder has been a complete success.- Thank you, Pod.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17- Goodbye.- Goodbye.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21- Hi, Dad.- Oh, hi, Ross.
0:55:21 > 0:55:25- Wow! Wow! Wow!- Do you like it? - Yeah, it's a lot better!
0:55:25 > 0:55:28- Do I look human?- Human again!
0:55:28 > 0:55:32It's great! Wow, I'm impressed! Had you forgotten what you looked like?
0:55:32 > 0:55:35- Yeah, I had! - It's nice to have my son back.
0:55:35 > 0:55:41- Thanks, Dad.- Maybe we should just go for a beer now.- Let's go for a pint.
0:55:41 > 0:55:42Come on, then.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53Well, Pod, that's it, it's been fun looking back all those makeunder memories...
0:55:53 > 0:55:57so many girls, so much make-up and so many natural beauties.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59And so much more work to do!
0:55:59 > 0:56:04I will never rest in my mission to restore the world to a state of stunning natural beauty.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07Well, it's time to get some rest now, it's been quite a night!
0:56:07 > 0:56:13- Indeed it has, The Frost, and I need to be ready to face some more fakery tomorrow.- Yes, you do...
0:56:13 > 0:56:17cos I've got a feeling you'll be having some sweet dreams tonight. Pod off!
0:56:21 > 0:56:24# Before the day I met you
0:56:24 > 0:56:27# Life was so unkind
0:56:27 > 0:56:32# You are the key to my peace of mind
0:56:32 > 0:56:35# Cos you make me feel
0:56:35 > 0:56:38# You make me feel
0:56:38 > 0:56:45# You make me feel like a natural woman
0:56:46 > 0:56:53# Yeah, you make me feel like a natural woman... #
0:56:53 > 0:56:56Natural beauty has been restored.
0:56:56 > 0:56:57Goodbye.
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