0:00:02 > 0:00:0372 dogs.
0:00:03 > 0:00:0624 celebrity team captains.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13And one big tournament to find...
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Sport Relief's Top Dog.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:17 > 0:00:20On tonight's show, Team Mark.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25TV presenter Mark Durden-Smith and his pet Tibetan terrier Flossy
0:00:25 > 0:00:29are joined by aftercare supervisor Claire Antony from Midhurst
0:00:29 > 0:00:32and her golden retriever cross, Doyle,
0:00:32 > 0:00:36a working demonstration dog for a disabled charity.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39And administrator Debbie Lee from Warwickshire
0:00:39 > 0:00:42and her pet terrier, Willy.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44They're taking on Team Danny.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Danny Baker, a radio DJ and comedy writer
0:00:47 > 0:00:52and his pet Border collie Bingo are teaming up with
0:00:52 > 0:00:55dog instructor Amy Thompson from Cheltenham
0:00:55 > 0:01:00and her Labrador Usha, a working demonstration dog for the disabled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02And Chas Greene, a gardener from Kent,
0:01:02 > 0:01:06with his pet springer spaniel, Jazz.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08It's time for our two teams to go head-to-head.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11It's Sport Relief's Top Dog.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36'Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Gaby Roslin!'
0:01:36 > 0:01:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Hello, good evening.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Welcome to Sport Relief's Top Dog,
0:01:42 > 0:01:46where our four-legged friends and their human handlers
0:01:46 > 0:01:48go out on a limb all in aid of Sport Relief.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Tonight, we reach the last of our 12 heats
0:01:51 > 0:01:53and our dogs will be showing they've got bottle,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56helping out with some household chores,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58and taking a walk on the wild side
0:01:58 > 0:02:01all in aid of Sport Relief.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04So let's get on with it. It's time to meet our first team.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07APPLAUSE
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Team captain Danny for Team Danny.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Hello, Dan.- Hiya, Gabs.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Right, tell everybody about gorgeous Bingo here.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Well, he's got a good heart but he's got a brain the size of a peanut.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19LAUGHTER
0:02:19 > 0:02:22And when he eats, food falls out of his mouth and he's no good at tricks,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25but he's 12-and-a-half now, 12-and-a-half years old.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh, so he's the oldest dog of this competition?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31He's very clumsy but he don't chase balls, not interested in that.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Do you want to sit down and watch everybody else then?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36That's exactly what he's going to do. That's probably what he will do.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh, Bingo, you're absolutely gorgeous.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Big round of applause for Bingo and Dan.- Thank you.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Hello, Amy. Now, tell us all about Usha.- This is Usha.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50He's a demo dog for Dogs For The Disabled
0:02:50 > 0:02:52and he goes round demonstrating the work that we do
0:02:52 > 0:02:54with our four services,
0:02:54 > 0:02:56helping people with physical disabilities
0:02:56 > 0:02:57and helping children with autism.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00He'll retrieve anything you drop, things out of the washing machine,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02so he's quite handy at home.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Do you want to come and move in with me?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Thank you very much, Amy and Usha.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Hello, Chas.- Hi, Gaby. - Tell us about lovely Jazz.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Jazz is an English springer spaniel, five years old.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Completely tennis-ball obsessed. Family pet.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19She loves water, loves chasing things.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Now, you're going to be running the Sport Relief Mile, aren't you?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Yes, with my daughter and with Jazz.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25All for Sport Relief, which is wonderful.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Let's hear it for Team Danny.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- So, team captain Mark for Team Mark.- Hello.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I'm sorry, I'm staring at this. Are you OK to do this whole show?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40This was a tobogganing incident looking for Father Christmas
0:03:40 > 0:03:42with my daughter, so nothing too dramatic. No, we're ready to go.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Tell us all about lovely Flossy. - So, Flossy is a Tibetan terrier.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50She is mildly bonkers so she doesn't do a great deal of stuff,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52but she is keen, I think.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54And you're completely in love with her.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56You talk about Flossy all the time.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Let's hear it for team captain Mark and Flossy!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Hello, Claire and Doyle.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Now, tell us about the amazing work that Doyle does.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08So, Doyle's a demo dog for Canine Partners,
0:04:08 > 0:04:12so we train assistance dogs for people with physical disabilities,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14so cerebral palsy, MS, spinal injuries,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16as well as Help For Heroes.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18He can pick up things as small as a coin, up to a crutch,
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- press lift buttons. - He can pick up a coin?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Yeah, he can pick it up and put it in a collecting tin for you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- I have a coin.- If you drop it on the floor.- Just there.- OK, get it.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Good boy. Thank you. Give. Good boy.- Wow.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35APPLAUSE
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Doyle! You can keep the coin.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Thank you very much.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- OK, Debbie, hello.- Hi.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45And this is Willy. Hello, Willy. Hello, Willy.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46WILLY SNORTS
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, yes, very excited, yes. Tell us about Willy, please.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Willy is six, and not really sure of his breeding.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57He's kind of a scruffy terrier-type.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58I love him.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02He's completely over the top and exuberant, quite excitable
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- and full of the joys of spring. - I think you're lovely.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Thank you very much. Let's hear it for Team Mark.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:13 > 0:05:15OK, let's introduce the first game.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Chas and Jazz will be playing for Team Danny
0:05:19 > 0:05:21and Debbie and Willy will be playing for Team Mark,
0:05:21 > 0:05:24so let's play Message In A Bottle.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27APPLAUSE
0:05:31 > 0:05:33So, the handler will throw a bottle in the water,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35inside of which is a number.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39The dog will then leap into the water, carry it back to his owner,
0:05:39 > 0:05:43who will use the number to complete a well-known phrase.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46The team that completes the phrase in the fastest time
0:05:46 > 0:05:47will be the winner.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Now, we flipped a coin to see who's going first,
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- so, Debbie and Willy, off you go. Desperate to play.- He really is.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Absolutely desperate to play.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58And now we can say hello to our resident canine water expert.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Give us a wave, Dave.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Give it some welly, Ellie.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03APPLAUSE
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Right, let's get this show on the road - or in the pool.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Good luck, Debbie. All right.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11On your barks, get set, go!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- COMMENTATOR:- So, up first it's Willy, our terrier cross,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18who Debbie describes as very wilful.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19A big fan of the water, apparently,
0:06:19 > 0:06:22especially on walks when he heads straight for the pond.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Good boy. Come on.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Good boy. Come on, then.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Come here. - Go on, all the way up, Willy!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh, no, Willy's lost his bottle.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35He needs to get it up the ramp or Debbie will have to throw it again.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39No, they'll have to try for that one later,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42but Willy does need to make sure he brings this one all the way back.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Remember, they need to get all the bottles back in the quickest time.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Willy, where are you going?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Ellie, just giving little Willy a hand up the ramp.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56He's getting a bit too excited.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58He doesn't know what to do with himself.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Bottle, no water, no bottle, water.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03APPLAUSE
0:07:03 > 0:07:06OK, let's try again with number four bottle.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08No, he's having none of that.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Maybe he prefers number three?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Yeah, well done, Willy.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Now, let's get you up the ramp.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Nearly there.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Come on. Come here.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Yeah, that'll do.- Oh, Willy!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Go, get it. Go on.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29OK, come on, Willy. Concentrate now.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Willy?!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32LAUGHTER
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Oh, what is wrong with number four?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Just when we thought number four was going to find its way home,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Willy changed his mind AGAIN.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44MARK: What's that? Seven colours of the rainbow? Top one, Debs.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Thank you.- Top one. I think you're on a roll.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Willy's watching very carefully.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Go fetch, Willy. Go, go, go!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57It's the moment of truth. Is he going to bring it back?
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Yeah, well done, Willy. - Go on, Willy.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Go on, Willy!- Go on, Willy!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Yay!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11After all that fuss, the bottle that Willy didn't want to fetch
0:08:11 > 0:08:14is the bottle he couldn't bear to let go of. Dogs, eh?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15APPLAUSE
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Well done, you two. Well done, Willy.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Your time was two minutes 36 seconds.- Oh, dear.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24No, well done, well done.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- OK, so you know the time you have to beat, Chas and Jazz?- Yep.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29On your barks, get set, go!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- COMMENTATOR:- Here comes Jazz, the springer spaniel, and a great start.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36She's straight in.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Apparently, Jazz likes nothing better than a muddy puddle.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Let's just hope she doesn't jump into them like this.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Straight back in for bottle number two. No messing around like Willy.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Jazz clearly means business.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56A nice little shake from Jazz as she limbers up for the next one.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Oh, a bit of a splash in the face for Ellie there.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Oh, no, she swerved it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, no, she's coming back.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Ah, good one, Jazz.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10For a minute there, I thought she was doing a Willy but, thankfully,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12she came to her senses.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Now, this is the final bottle for Jazz.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I think this could be a good time for Team Danny.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Some impressive action from Jazz,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34but has she done enough to take the first point?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Congratulations. Now, do you want to know what your time was?- Go on.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40One minute 30 seconds.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Congratulations.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46So that means the first round goes to Team Danny.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yeah! Nothing can go wrong now.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Now, this show isn't all about running, jumping and getting wet,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55sometimes it's about standing still and getting dry.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00It's Willy and Jazz doing the Wet Dog Shaggy Shake!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
0:10:05 > 0:10:07# Show 'em how we do it now
0:10:07 > 0:10:10# Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
0:10:11 > 0:10:14# Show 'em how we do it now. #
0:10:14 > 0:10:16On this show the dogs come first
0:10:16 > 0:10:20and we have five highly skilled experts to look after them.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Reena Patel is our resident vet
0:10:22 > 0:10:26and senior clinician at her local practice.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Roy Dyer is our canine consultant.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31He's been training dogs for over 50 years.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Kristina Glover is a veterinary-approved
0:10:33 > 0:10:35pet behaviour counsellor.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38David Pugh trains dogs to swim and save lives
0:10:38 > 0:10:39and alongside him
0:10:39 > 0:10:42is his apprentice Ellie Bedford.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Right, now it's back to the competition.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49This is a game for our celebrity team captains
0:10:49 > 0:10:50and their four-legged friends.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55In front of them will be these three spots, marked A, B and C.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57We're going to play them three animal sounds each,
0:10:57 > 0:10:59which they must identify.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01To make it easier, I'm going to offer them
0:11:01 > 0:11:03three possible answers to choose from.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06The celebrity team captain has ten seconds
0:11:06 > 0:11:08to place their dog on the correct blue spot
0:11:08 > 0:11:13and return to their original position here on the red spot.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15For their answers to be counted,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18both dog and celebrity must not leave their spots
0:11:18 > 0:11:21until the ten seconds are up and they hear this sound.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22BELL CHIMES
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Let's get ready to answer the Call Of Nature.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28APPLAUSE
0:11:31 > 0:11:34OK, Danny and Bingo are now in position.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37On your barks, get set, go!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Whose call of nature is this?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41MEAOWING
0:11:41 > 0:11:43DANNY LAUGHS
0:11:43 > 0:11:46A) Mouse? B) Cat? C) Fox?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Right, Bingo, come here.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- COMMENTATOR:- So, Danny is going for cat for his answer.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Now he just needs to get Bingo to stay.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56You've got four seconds to get back to your red spot, Dan.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58BUZZER
0:11:58 > 0:11:59BINGO BARKS
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Don't argue, don't argue, don't argue, don't argue.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04You two weren't on your correct spots. Let's try again.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07BINGO BARKS Don't argue with me!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Whose call of nature is this?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11BLEATING
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Is it, A) Goat? B) Llama? C) Hippo?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16OK, right.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- COMMENTATOR:- So Danny's gone for goat this time,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21but is Bingo going to stay?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Shut up.- You've got five seconds, Dan.- Stay there! I'm commanding you.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27BUZZER
0:12:27 > 0:12:28You had the correct answer,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30but Bingo wasn't in the right place again.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Last one, then.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Whose call of nature is this?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37BELLOWING
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I'm making that noise internally right now.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45LAUGHTER
0:12:45 > 0:12:48A) Bull? B) Donkey? C) Moose?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Well, let's have a go at this. Bingo.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Sit down there, Bings. Stay, stay, stay.- Ooh, ooh!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Stay, stay, stay, stay. - Quickly, ding the ding!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01BELL DINGS
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- COMMENTATOR:- Correct answer. It was a bull, and Bingo stayed put.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Now, according to our animal expert Roy,
0:13:06 > 0:13:09if you shout at a dog when it barks, it thinks you're joining in.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I think someone should tell Danny(!)
0:13:12 > 0:13:13I think, without a doubt,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Bingo just stole everyone's heart.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Congratulations, because you scored one point.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21APPLAUSE
0:13:21 > 0:13:23So, Mark, you know what you and Flossy have to do?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Ah, I didn't see that coming.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- OK, here we go.- OK.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Whose call of nature is this?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32SQUAWKING
0:13:35 > 0:13:38A) Chimps? B) Frog? C) Cricket?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- COMMENTATOR: - So, time for Mark and Flossy.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43He's going for chimps, but will Flossy stay put?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45That snack might help.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Is that allowed?- Yes.- Sit, sit.- Oh!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Oh, it backfired.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- BUZZER - Too bad, Mark.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Here we go. Whose call of nature is this?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58GROWLING
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ah, got it, yes.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03A) Camel? B) Bear? C) Walrus?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06OK, he reckons camel,
0:14:06 > 0:14:08and it looks like he's going for more chicken as well.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Five seconds.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Please, Flossy, please!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14BELL RINGS
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- Yes!- It does feel a little bit like cheating.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21I don't feel honourable doing that.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23DANNY: But you'll take the win.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Whose call of nature is this?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27TRUMPETING
0:14:27 > 0:14:30A) Hippo? B) Elephant? C) Bull?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Go, Flossy.- No food.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35OK, he's gone for elephant.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Will it be right and will Flossy stay on her own?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Stay, stay, stay.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Yes!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43APPLAUSE
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Really? Really?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47So Mark bribed Flossy with chicken,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50but it turns out she could do it all on her own anyway.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Congratulations to you guys.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Fabulous effort from both teams on their cheating,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59but it's Team Mark who take the second round.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Well done.- I don't feel good about that at all.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03APPLAUSE
0:15:03 > 0:15:06So, at the end of all that, both teams are level pegging
0:15:06 > 0:15:08with one game each.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11As you all know,
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0:15:25 > 0:15:28Domestic violence is one of the most widespread
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0:16:18 > 0:16:21I'm literally having to use all the strength I've got.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I think Betty's story really shows that,
0:16:23 > 0:16:25by tackling domestic violence,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27women stand a much better chance
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0:16:30 > 0:16:31Thank you so much.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Your money is going to help change lives in the UK
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0:16:57 > 0:17:01Right, no time to rest as we push straight on with our third game.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Claire has got her dog Doyle and Amy has got her dog Usha.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09This game showcases the tremendous work
0:17:09 > 0:17:12assistance dogs do for the people who rely on them.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14In a race to clock the fastest time,
0:17:14 > 0:17:18these two dogs will be performing just a few of their daily jobs
0:17:18 > 0:17:20as they rattle through this course.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22This is when you really should take note
0:17:22 > 0:17:25and marvel at what our canine friends can achieve.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28So, Claire and Doyle, please take your positions
0:17:28 > 0:17:30as we play Dogsbodies.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34APPLAUSE
0:17:36 > 0:17:39On your barks, get set, go!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- COMMENTATOR: - Now, each of our assistance dogs
0:17:41 > 0:17:44need to complete a series of chores in the fastest time.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Doyle's taken off Claire's glove
0:17:47 > 0:17:50and now he's got to open and load the washing machine.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Get it. Yes, good boy. Push.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55OK, come here.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Now, apparently Doyle does have a bit of thing
0:17:57 > 0:17:59for chewing socks and pants,
0:17:59 > 0:18:01so Claire normally does this job at home herself.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Shut it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Yes, good boy. OK.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Now he's going to open the door for Claire.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10You can see how much more independence these dogs can bring
0:18:10 > 0:18:12to less able-bodied people in their own home.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14They are such an asset.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Yes, good boy. Ready?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17OK, where's the phone?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21He can even pick up the phone and bring it to you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Yes, good lad.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Well done, Doyle.- Let's go.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Good boy.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Give. Yeah, good boy. Sit.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Oh, my goodness me.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35APPLAUSE
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Wow, that was just amazing. Such an inspirational and skilful dog.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Just don't let him anywhere near your pants(!)
0:18:41 > 0:18:45I can tell you that your time was one minute and one second,
0:18:45 > 0:18:47so, many congratulations.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- OK, are you ready to go?- Yeah.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52On your barks, get set, go.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Usha's turn.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Both Doyle and Usha are demonstration dogs,
0:18:56 > 0:18:58so they live at home with their owners.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Good lad. Thank you.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05And Amy reckons Usha is more useful around the house than her husband.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Ready. Load it.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Load it. Good lad. Come round.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Push. Push.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Good boy. Come along.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Ready.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Here's Usha being a real gent and getting the door for Amy.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Good lad. Ready? Up and push.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Up and push. Push. Good lad.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Using his front paws for the switch on that one.- Come along. Ready.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Usha. Good lad. Thank you.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Ready. Phone.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35And getting the phone. Shame he can't answer it as well.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Come along. Good lad. Ready?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Pull-pull. Do pull-pull.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Do pull-pull. Good lad. Well done.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44A wonderful display of skill and agility from Usha.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47He certainly pushed all the right buttons in that round.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Many congratulations, Amy and Usha.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55So the time to beat was one minute and one second.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58And you did it in one minute
0:19:58 > 0:20:01and one second.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Absolutely incredible. So that means we have a tie-break situation.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Now you both have your squeakers there.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I'm going to read a question and give you three possible answers.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Which breed of dog was known during the Regency period
0:20:15 > 0:20:17as the carriage dog? Was it -
0:20:17 > 0:20:22A) Greyhound? B) Dalmatian? C) West Highland white terrier?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Yes?- B. Dalmatian.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28B, Dalmatian. You're correct. Congratulations. You get that point.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31APPLAUSE
0:20:31 > 0:20:36At the end of that round, Team Danny leads by two games to one.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:39 > 0:20:41And that 2-1 lead of theirs will earn them
0:20:41 > 0:20:45a very handy time advantage in the final deciding game.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Brace yourself, folks, it's time for The Bark Off.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Now this is a relay race. The course will be completed one dog at a time.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02If an obstacle is refused or incorrectly cleared,
0:21:02 > 0:21:03they'll hear this sound.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04BUZZER
0:21:04 > 0:21:06They will only get two attempts at each obstacle
0:21:06 > 0:21:09and they cannot move on until they hear this sound.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10BELL CHIMES
0:21:10 > 0:21:13The team that completes the course in the fastest time
0:21:13 > 0:21:14will take overall victory
0:21:14 > 0:21:18and be in with a chance of going through to the grand final.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Team Mark have the pressure of going first
0:21:20 > 0:21:22and, because they're lagging behind,
0:21:22 > 0:21:24they'll be starting their run
0:21:24 > 0:21:27with 15 seconds already added to the clock.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Let's play The Bark Off.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30APPLAUSE
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Are you ready? On you barks, get set, go.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- COMMENTATOR: - It's Willy first for Team Mark.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36He has done a few agility courses before,
0:21:36 > 0:21:38but strictly for fun, apparently.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I think that Willy might just be the happiest-looking dog
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I've seen on Tower Bridge.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Through Barking Tube.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49On to the Magic Roundabout, but can this dog sit still?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51BELL RINGS
0:21:51 > 0:21:54It seems he can. Well done, Willy.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Now Willy through the tunnel.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01So, out of the tunnel.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Willy can't wait to get up over Mount Snowdon.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Oh, look!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Without a doubt, this is still one of my favourite bits of the course.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- Willy just skips through it.- Sit.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- OK, it's ferry time.- Wait. - Now, he sat still earlier.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Will this little bundle make it across the Mersey?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Good boy!- Well done, Willy.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Over Hadrian's Wall and the Forth Bridge
0:22:28 > 0:22:30and he's home.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34OK, next up is our assistance demo dog Doyle.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36MARK: You're on a roll, Doyle.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Doyle is a retriever-poodle cross,
0:22:41 > 0:22:44so he's a pretty big ball of curly hair.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48A tight squeeze through the tunnel for these two
0:22:48 > 0:22:50and an easy hike over Mount Snowdon.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Oh, wow!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You know, even for a big dog,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Doyle makes really light work
0:22:59 > 0:23:02of the weave at the County Down Golf Course.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Great time so far for Team Mark.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Let's see how Flossy gets on.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Oh, you're on a roll, Flossy. - So far so good.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10BUZZER
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh, a miss at Stonehenge.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I love the way they gave YOU the sound that you did it incorrectly.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Yeah, promise of some food and she makes it over.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21You know you love Tower Bridge. Here we go, Floss. Your favourite sausage.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25She's on a roll now, flying at high speed.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29The temptation of that sausage seems to be doing the trick.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yes, sit down, Flossy.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- On to the sit-and-stay at Swindon. - You're a genius dog.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35BELL CHIMES
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- OK, on to the next jump, Mark. - What?- The next jump.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Wow, a super jump from Mark over Sherwood Forest.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44They say dogs look like their owners, but in this case,
0:23:44 > 0:23:46they certainly jump like them.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Oh, a Tibetan terrier on Mount Snowdon chasing bits of sausage.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Now you don't see that every day.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- On to the ferry. - Bit of chicken in here.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02You just sit back and enjoy the ride.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Yeah, looks like it was sausage for starters
0:24:05 > 0:24:07and chicken for the main course.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Look at the sights.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Made it!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- OK, just the final jumps to clear. - This one, Floss, and this one.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20We're on a roll now, Floss.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22And she's finished!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26A lip-smacking round for Flossy and Mark, but will it be fast enough?
0:24:26 > 0:24:31You did very, very well indeed. Your time was five minutes, 44 seconds.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Ooh, it's tough. - Well done, well done.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38So you know what you have to beat. On your barks, get set, go.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41So Chas and Jazz kicking things off for Team Danny.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Well done, Chas. That was a sideways jump.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50- That's it.- A real scramble over Tower Bridge from the spaniel.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Chasing the ball through Barking.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55These two are going to be doing the Sport Relief Mile together
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- and I think Jazz is going to wear Chas out.- Up and down the mountain.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Now, they can choose either County Down Golf Course
0:25:02 > 0:25:04or Giant's Causeway, and they've opted for the Causeway.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07On to the ferry.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Chas using the command "in your bed" to fool Jazz into thinking
0:25:10 > 0:25:11it's time for a sleep.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Oh, doesn't look like he's falling for it, though.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Good dog. Oh, yes!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Despite clocking that it wasn't really bedtime,
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Jazz managed to stay in long enough to cross the Mersey.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Yes, off you go, your turn.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Now we've already seen what a skilled dog Usha is,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31so I'm guessing this could be a clean round for him.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Good. Nice and steady.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Good. Nice and steady. Good boy.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Yes, he might be a highly skilled dog,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41but he still loves nothing more than a little treat.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Ready? Go on. Getting kissed in the face.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47And a nice kiss for Amy. Lucky girl.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Over Mount Snowdon, on to the golf course.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Ready? Weave, weave.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Weave, weave, weave.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57A little slip up from Usha,
0:25:57 > 0:25:59but I think they're still on for a good time.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Stay.- Now how will Usha fare with the ferry ride?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Very well, apparently. I'm not sure he's even noticed he's moving.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Good job. Come on.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Ready, ready, over. Ready, ready, ready, over.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Ah, good strong finish from Amy and Usha, and here come the big guns.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23It's Danny and Bingo. Stand by for the arguments.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Come on. No, no, round here, round here.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Come on, Bing.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Let's not forget that Bingo is 12 years old
0:26:31 > 0:26:33so he is allowed to be a bit argumentative.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- On to the sit-and-stay.- Come here.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41On there. Listen to your master's voice. There! Heel! Seize him!
0:26:41 > 0:26:42No, he's not listening, Danny.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Yes, over the jump. - Over here. Come on, Bingo. Yes!
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Through the tunnel. Both go through there.- Here we go, Bing.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Come on, Bing. Here we go. Here we go, Bing. Here we go.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54BING BARKS
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- There we go, Bing. - He's still not listening, Danny.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Come on, Bing. Here we go.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Here we go, Bing. Here we go.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Yes!
0:27:04 > 0:27:05APPLAUSE
0:27:05 > 0:27:09It took some gentle persuading but, in the end, Bingo gives in.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Giant's Causeway. - On to Giant's Causeway.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- All he has to do is walk across. - Bingo, stop enjoying yourself.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Concentrate.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17BUZZER
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Well, I'm afraid we'll have to leave that.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Yeah, Bingo's not really keen on our course.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24I reckon he'd rather be at home in front of the fire.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Here we go, Bing. And another one. You're good at these.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31- That's it. You're good at that. - And then through there.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Bingo, come on.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Follow me through there. Come on, Bingo.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Shut up. That's enough.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Now do this once.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Oh, give up!
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Well done, Bingo!
0:27:47 > 0:27:51Yes, Danny tried his best to show Bingo the way but, in the end,
0:27:51 > 0:27:54the only way he went was his own.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Well, well done, and well done to Bingo.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I don't know who looks more exhausted, Bingo or Danny.
0:27:59 > 0:28:04You have a sit-down, Danny. OK, the time to beat was five minutes 44.
0:28:04 > 0:28:09And you did it in five minutes...
0:28:09 > 0:28:10- 22.- Oh!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:12 > 0:28:16But was it fast enough to qualify for the semifinals?
0:28:16 > 0:28:21- Your time of five minutes 22 puts you in 12th position.- Yes!
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I thought it said first.
0:28:23 > 0:28:28So not quite fast enough, I'm afraid, to break into our top four.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Our semi-finalists are confirmed now
0:28:31 > 0:28:33as Team Sally, Team Gail,
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Team Louise and Team Jenny.
0:28:36 > 0:28:37Now remember, if you want to take part
0:28:37 > 0:28:39in all the Sport Relief fun and games,
0:28:39 > 0:28:41then please sign up for an event near you.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43You can find all the details, fundraising ideas,
0:28:43 > 0:28:48and Sport Relief treats at:
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Thanks to all our dogs and owners for taking part
0:28:50 > 0:28:52and thank you for watching.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55See you tomorrow for our first semifinal. Good night.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE