:02:15. > :02:25.How did you do that? You can peel it moment. You need to be care self-
:02:25. > :02:31.because if up start on these, you'll be on the Edam and then the blue
:02:31. > :02:41.cheese. Ive might have to see you in rehab. I was worried about the
:02:41. > :03:05.The penises, there it is. That's lamb and pig penis. Did you eat
:03:05. > :03:13.like living together? You have lived together. Our house turned into
:03:13. > :03:13.like living together? You have lived responsible for this chaos? There's
:03:14. > :03:19.a bit of a divide here. Because responsible for this chaos? There's
:03:19. > :03:26.wondered if one of you was the tidy, emotionally healthy one and the
:03:26. > :03:33.other was messy? There's usually a messy one Andrew anal one. I'm not
:03:33. > :03:44.OCD, but I'm tidy. But Gregg will have a sheet on the way to the
:03:44. > :03:54.cleaning up. That's so uncool. I Hoovered up my own shadow the other
:03:54. > :03:57.did. Whattuals that like sni, it was like Laurel and Hardy. We couldn't
:03:57. > :04:01.-- we couldn't even make a cup of like Laurel and Hardy. We couldn't
:04:01. > :04:05.-- we couldn't even make a cup of tea together without turning it
:04:05. > :04:07.-- we couldn't even make a cup of a horrible sketch. What was it like
:04:07. > :04:09.-- we couldn't even make a cup of being on the same bus, girls can't
:04:09. > :04:11.-- we couldn't even make a cup of get on any way with each other,
:04:11. > :04:13.-- we couldn't even make a cup of living in that closed space. It
:04:13. > :04:13.-- we couldn't even make a cup of wasn't that exciting to be honest.
:04:13. > :04:44.burning and close the -- burning wasn't that exciting to be honest.
:04:44. > :04:50.ever had a big fight you two? He's so tolerant. I always try to start
:04:50. > :04:55.ever had a big fight you two? He's them. Hit me again, I dare you. No,
:04:55. > :05:00.the closest we came to it, we had a, we used to wrestle on stage and
:05:00. > :05:03.the closest we came to it, we had a, time I, we wrestled and he hit his
:05:03. > :05:07.head on a monitor and was instantly conkused. I realised when heuals
:05:07. > :05:12.getting up, because his eyes were all the place. I didn't want anyone
:05:12. > :05:25.to freak out so I kind of kicked him Did you calmly say, "You'll learn
:05:25. > :05:30.from this." I threw fliers at Julian in Edinburgh. The worst thing you
:05:30. > :05:35.can do. I'm so angry, I picked up fliers and they were all getting
:05:35. > :05:41.loose any way. It's like throwing It's quite beautiful. We looked
:05:41. > :05:48.loose any way. It's like throwing the fliers... The beauty took us out
:05:49. > :06:02.What was your summer holiday like? You went to Portugal. I went to
:06:02. > :06:36.Your aunt sent us that. I don't doubt she would send it in. She
:06:36. > :06:38.Your aunt sent us that. I don't What about your summer? I went back
:06:38. > :06:41.to LA and hung out at beach and soaked up the sun and chilled, with
:06:41. > :06:47.my friends. Any photos of that? No. my friends. Any photos of that?
:06:47. > :07:17.of their new games that they were We actually do have one of you
:07:17. > :07:20.of their new games that they were Get in this mini cab and come to my
:07:20. > :08:04.I'm seeing you in a whole new light. There's some shots they couldn't
:08:04. > :08:13.use. Obviously. What? Getting on the got a phone call from the boss and
:08:13. > :08:17.he went, "I really like it, it's good, but there's way too many pubes
:08:17. > :08:38.they pixelated my cock. It took good, but there's way too many pubes
:08:38. > :08:46.Erm...... That's the cutest Batman ever. Better than Ben Affleck.
:08:46. > :08:55.The recognise bat man, but who is that? This is my character, ecoman.
:08:55. > :09:01.was a play. Oh, yeah. Ittuals a Of course it was. What were his
:09:01. > :09:08.values? He took like bad fumes. Of course it was. What were his
:09:08. > :09:11.values? He took like bad fumes. You like dressing up and we know you
:09:11. > :09:18.like pranking as well because you did a prank with Professor green.
:09:18. > :09:35.like pranking as well because you Twitter beef just for fun, because
:09:35. > :09:44.a quiff since Hitler. -- address coids like that with a quiff since
:09:44. > :09:51.Hitler. He was like ha-ha. I got something was going to happen, I got
:09:51. > :09:59.a fire extinguisher in my face. I'd love to see that. I wonder if you
:09:59. > :10:04.There's been banter on Twitter. People think it was serious and
:10:04. > :10:08.like there was tension between us whatever. You want to make people
:10:09. > :10:35.Why did I walk into that room? I should say that sadly after that
:10:35. > :10:41.theruals a fatal fire. -- there should say that sadly after that
:10:41. > :10:46.a fatal fire. If you are going to play with fire extinguishers, make
:10:46. > :10:51.sure that you leave something in it because it's only funny unless
:10:51. > :11:03.someone gets killed. That's so don't know how that happened. How
:11:03. > :11:10.was your 40th, what did you do? I don't know, this is what happens
:11:10. > :11:17.remember. It went on for three days. I thought you were going to show me
:11:17. > :11:23.because so far you say, "Well, funny you should say that." If this show
:11:23. > :11:27.hadn't have got commissionled you'd have been in a room full of footage
:11:27. > :11:31.going, what will we do now, we'll have to send it to you've been
:11:32. > :11:41.over to our pad. We don't all live framed. Changing topic, it's all
:11:42. > :11:59.over to our pad. We don't all live moment, the man in your life, he
:12:00. > :12:02.over to our pad. We don't all live puppy and he September saying,
:12:02. > :12:07.over to our pad. We don't all live Bradley Cooper, let's watch his
:12:07. > :12:09.movie." You took it to the next level saying, "The dog is the only
:12:09. > :12:15.person I can trust in my life." level saying, "The dog is the only
:12:15. > :12:19.spent Valentine's Day together, didn't you? Iuals single and I spent
:12:19. > :12:32.it with my dog. I spent it with didn't you? Iuals single and I spent
:12:32. > :12:36.fur repelles it. I've adopted a didn't you? Iuals single and I spent
:12:36. > :12:39.called Colin, he's a pug. He's actually here. Do you want to see my
:12:39. > :13:07.He's actually lives with us in our little house there. That's his
:13:07. > :13:11.kennel. He lives under the pool table. He's put a diamante collar on
:13:11. > :13:19.because someone's in the cloz E table. He's put a diamante collar on
:13:20. > :13:25.what do you think of Colin. Rate him out of ten. He's a ten. What about
:13:25. > :13:31.your dog? A ten plus. We played out of ten. He's a ten. What about
:13:31. > :14:08.intelligence in a dog. If you put a towel on their head, the speed as
:14:08. > :14:35.think might win? Guys? Cooper. I big fish -- fists doesn't he. He's
:14:35. > :15:11.coming through the floor. Let's So you won that, so are you the
:15:11. > :15:28.intelligent Rizzle Kick? Erm... So you won that, so are you the
:15:28. > :15:30.basic social situations, no. The fact you're taking so long means
:15:30. > :15:36.you're not. But you were deputy fact you're taking so long means
:15:36. > :15:43.boy at school, right? I was. I was boy..." What is that? Like, head of
:15:43. > :16:01.second-best. It means nothing. in sports, I'd represented them
:16:01. > :16:08.extra-curricularly and then I looked at the lists and I just wasn't on
:16:08. > :16:17.student?" He went, "Cos it would've responsibility, so I'll make your
:16:17. > :16:26.life a living hell." You sound like can't imagine you in school uniform.
:16:26. > :16:44.conforming. I wasn't raised in a responsibility. I just couldn't
:16:44. > :16:57.conforming. I wasn't raised in a child. I got taught by a bear.
:16:57. > :16:59.conforming. I wasn't raised in a really remember much of it. You
:16:59. > :17:03.wanted to work with animals, didn't you? You did, seriously. You wanted
:17:03. > :17:07.to be a vet. Yeah, I kind of thought it might be cool to be a vet at
:17:07. > :17:10.to be a vet. Yeah, I kind of thought point. And then I sort of thought,
:17:10. > :17:14."Mm, that looks like it might be too much time at college." I think it's
:17:14. > :17:17.seven years to be a vet, it's even longer than a doctor. Then I started
:17:17. > :17:24.getting into art and I thought, whether to be a footballer, a vet or
:17:24. > :17:33.an artist. That's not funny. Lock you. I was good at football. I used
:17:33. > :17:53.have this thing called a prom at the end, which makes an event of men
:17:53. > :17:57.being rejected. Yeah, it's the end of the year, everybody gets real
:17:57. > :18:00.dressed up. And then there's Prom King and Queen. Which one did you
:18:00. > :18:07.win? I got nominated for Prom Queen. I didn't win... You were Deputy
:18:07. > :18:14.win? I got nominated for Prom Queen. Queen. So you guys don't have an
:18:14. > :18:16.biriyani. I'm really enjoying this game but I've got a clip I wanted to
:18:16. > :18:19.play. What about my clips? I've game but I've got a clip I wanted to
:18:19. > :18:21.one about which dog poos first. game but I've got a clip I wanted to
:18:21. > :18:32.One, two, three, four, five, six, I turning red? Four, five, six,
:18:32. > :18:35.seven, eight. Crawl and crawl, down, down, down. And up two, three, four,
:18:35. > :18:56.work-out, for sure. I don't want to be rude, but it is a good work-out
:18:56. > :19:00.video. I put several pounds on my be rude, but it is a good work-out
:19:00. > :19:01.video. I put several pounds on my forearm after watching it. Can we
:19:01. > :19:10.Ashley's really into me. 'I'd like just don't.' 'Watch this. 'Er,
:19:10. > :19:20.to show her the garage.' 'Don't just don't.' 'Watch this. 'Er,
:19:20. > :19:23.Ashley?' 'Russell, you're still just don't.' 'Watch this. 'Er,
:19:23. > :19:27.your head.' 'Oh, sorry.' Sorry. Ash...Ashley, would you like to
:19:27. > :19:35.your head.' 'Oh, sorry.' Sorry. in my... Come to the garage with me?
:19:35. > :19:45.Let's do it. All right. You show me the way. Just stand there. Come
:19:45. > :19:48.Let's do it. All right. You show me mate? Wow, OK. That's special. He's
:19:48. > :19:52.giving your nipple a little pinch there. A little bird told me that
:19:52. > :19:58.you're really into hot yoghurt yoga...hot yoga. Yes, like bikram.
:19:58. > :20:03.Mm-hm. Does that mean that you don't have any fun? Do you never go out
:20:03. > :20:05.and party? I do, I go out and have a good time, and that's why you go to
:20:05. > :20:10.bikram, so you can sweat it all good time, and that's why you go to
:20:10. > :20:15.super-healthy, don't you get drunk really quickly? I guess growing
:20:15. > :20:18.super-healthy, don't you get drunk practice. I'm solid on that. What's
:20:18. > :20:21.done when you're drunk? Was it Declan Donnelly? I thought we were
:20:21. > :20:25.getting along here, buddy. Wow, really! That's a low blow. I just
:20:25. > :20:29.want to check if he's your boyfriend or not. Right, next question. Would
:20:29. > :20:34.you be able to show me some moves? Yes. All right, let's do this. Let's
:20:34. > :20:37.stand up. We're going to do a bit of downward dog. What's that? That
:20:37. > :20:44.normally happens in a Southend car park. You ready? I'm ready. We're
:20:44. > :20:51.going to bend down. Stretch it out forward. And just give it a good
:20:51. > :20:59.stretch. How am I? Am I good? Yeah, hip is genuinely locked. I'll just
:20:59. > :21:04.fall out of it. While we're down here, let's do a bit of camel.
:21:04. > :21:08.What's that? Is that when your leggings are too tight? You're here
:21:08. > :21:36.all night, aren't you? Get back leggings are too tight? You're here
:21:36. > :21:50.back and grab our heels. Yes! Oh, round. Hey. What are we doing, the
:21:50. > :21:54.chaffinch? Are you going to do some yoga? What are you doing? I'm trying
:21:54. > :21:57.to do the sensitive bit where we talk about life after PCD. Pussycat
:21:57. > :22:04.Dolls. Sorry. Life after Pussycat Dolls, how's it been? It's been
:22:04. > :22:10.awesome. It wasn't a disease after all. Are you going to do more music?
:22:10. > :22:15.presenting? Act? I'm doing a little bit of everything. I did Saturday
:22:15. > :22:19.been doing some stuff with E! Back in America. I'm back in the studio
:22:19. > :22:24.doing music. I think we speak for the whole nation when we say, "Can
:22:24. > :22:27.please?" I would love to do that. We'll join you, if you want. Noel,
:22:27. > :22:33.interested? I'll film it, yeah. On my phone. I'd like that. I know
:22:33. > :22:34.interested? I'll film it, yeah. On you do meditating and stuff like
:22:34. > :22:40.that. I do, yeah. Sometimes, yeah. Yeah, well, we do the same form
:22:40. > :22:45.that. I do, yeah. Sometimes, yeah. meditation, so when we're together,
:22:45. > :22:48.um, we do it together. Is he a good person to do meditation with? Yeah,
:22:48. > :22:55.he's been doing it for a long time. another place together. How do you
:22:55. > :22:59.do it? I can't even sit still while I eat my Coco Pops. How would you
:22:59. > :23:02.sit if you were going to meditate? You can sit however you want. I
:23:02. > :23:15.usually just hover above the floor. cross-legged in these trousers.
:23:15. > :23:19.Because they're made of angel skin. Greg, it's nice of you to join us,
:23:19. > :23:22.but don't you think you should check the Rizzle Kicks are OK? They're
:23:22. > :23:25.fine, I've left them some cartoons. Lock off! I'm delighted to hear
:23:26. > :23:34.you've connected with that spiritual element. You're obviously physically
:23:34. > :23:36.personality? I do, as well. I have a guru, actually, named Ama. Her
:23:36. > :23:39.nickname's the Hugging Guru, she guru, actually, named Ama. Her
:23:39. > :23:56.tell. I did see a psychic one time travels the world giving hugs. That
:23:56. > :23:58.tell. I did see a psychic one time and I was just out of high school at
:23:58. > :24:02.the time, and she was, like, "You're going to be at the Grammies," and I
:24:03. > :24:11.hell are you talking about?" Six looked at her and said, "What the
:24:11. > :24:14.hell are you talking about?" Six That's quite a safe bet if you're in
:24:14. > :24:19.a massive girl band. I wasn't. Oh, quite specific, that. It's very
:24:19. > :24:23.specific. I went to a psychic and he said I was going to open a jam
:24:23. > :24:28.factory. It's not happened. Yeah, but there's so much time left. You
:24:28. > :24:31.going, "Yo-oh-oh-oh!" It is my dream. It's my dream. So if it
:24:31. > :24:36.happens... I sometimes get up before the phone rings, to answer it.
:24:36. > :24:40.Really? Are you just saying that? It's true, yeah. I sort of know
:24:40. > :24:41.Really? Are you just saying that? going to ring and I get up and it
:24:41. > :24:46.serious or not. I am serious. I going to ring and I get up and it
:24:46. > :24:50.sometimes have dreams of things going to ring and I get up and it
:24:50. > :24:53.really want to make too much of going to ring and I get up and it
:24:53. > :24:57.cos I thought I don't want to be one of those people that's got to be put
:24:57. > :25:03.in a cell... "Noel, what have you It's a burden, Russell. It's a
:25:03. > :25:10.burden. I just want to be comedian! I don't want to see into the future.
:25:10. > :25:14.BANGING. Oh! That's Jason Derulo up there. He's still here. Are you
:25:14. > :25:16.BANGING. Oh! That's Jason Derulo up he's all right? Yeah, I'll go check
:25:16. > :25:20.on old Derulo. It's not insulated - that's all I'm worried about. Oh,
:25:20. > :25:22.God. All right, back in a second. OK. I'm going to be here all night
:25:22. > :25:26.long, baby. All night long. Oh. OK. I'm going to be here all night
:25:26. > :25:35.you want to make this happen? All right, let's... Hey, Jase! Oh, what
:25:35. > :25:39.Chillin', man. You all right? Fist, fist, fist. Boom! You OK? Good,
:25:39. > :25:46.good, good. Can't complain. What were you doing just then? Ah, just,
:25:46. > :25:49.er...talking dirty. Ah. That's the name of your new single, isn't it?
:25:49. > :25:55.Talk Dirty. What a good plug! Cue the clip. # Been around the world
:25:55. > :25:59.Don't speak the language # But your booty don't need explaining # All I
:25:59. > :26:01.really need to understand is # When you talk dirty to me # Talk dirty to
:26:01. > :26:21.question comes from Kirsty who you talk dirty to me # Talk dirty to
:26:21. > :26:27."Is your six-pack your proudest you talk dirty to me # Talk dirty to
:26:27. > :26:35.of your body?" No. No? Who are you you talk dirty to me # Talk dirty to
:26:35. > :26:36.stuff? Because of Talk Dirty, are they sending you lots of dirty talk
:26:37. > :26:45.kind of a thing. Sometimes it's they sending you lots of dirty talk
:26:45. > :26:56.sort of stuff do they say? Somebody saying stuff like, "Jason, I want to
:26:56. > :27:00.want you to lock me hard to your music until the sun comes up, three
:27:00. > :27:04.times over." To your own music? That's quite weird? Yeah. Have you
:27:04. > :27:13.ever done that before? To my own music? It might have popped up on
:27:13. > :27:19.in my loft area, there's a few bits in here I just wanted to ask you
:27:19. > :27:25.about. Yeah? So... Can you make anything sexual? Pretty much. How
:27:25. > :27:35.about a picture of my grandparents? Is... Is your grandfather half
:27:35. > :27:43.black? Yep. Really? Yeah. Can you not tell? So you're, like, a quarter
:27:43. > :27:52.black? Probably, like, a fifth. I Big-time! OK, teach me some stuff.
:27:52. > :27:55.Give it a go. See if you can make me more sexual. I mean, even if you do
:27:55. > :28:01.little innuendos, you know what more sexual. I mean, even if you do
:28:01. > :28:07.saying? "In YOUR end-oh"! See? This is why it doesn't go very well.
:28:07. > :28:12.saying? "In YOUR end-oh"! See? This er...you just wait by the lights and
:28:12. > :28:16.doesn't know what's about to happen. She's going to be like, "What do you
:28:16. > :28:22.mean?" And you say, "Lights on or off?" And you say it again with
:28:22. > :28:32.confidence. Hey, baby. Lights on? Lights off? You decide. Good? Keep
:28:32. > :28:37.It's short. Hey, baby. Do you want lights off? Enjoy the rest of your
:28:37. > :29:04.evening up here. Jason, we'll see business. Tell me how you like it,
:29:04. > :29:08.do you like your Mad Hatter's Tea Beautiful. Yeah. So this is the
:29:08. > :29:11.spare room. It needed doing, so Beautiful. Yeah. So this is the
:29:11. > :29:20.thought, you're coming over, let's like it? Yeah, like a beautiful
:29:20. > :29:25.albino Ewok! That's some of your artwork, right? Yeah. How the hell
:29:25. > :29:30.did you get that? That cat over there is called the tiger spider.
:29:30. > :29:36.His bow tie is actually a butterfly. That's a tiger spider as well. In
:29:36. > :29:38.your comedy, you've created some incredible characters. Have you
:29:39. > :29:40.your comedy, you've created some a favourite character that you've
:29:40. > :29:44.created? I quite like the Hitcher, who wears a top hat. I like him
:29:44. > :29:46.created? I quite like the Hitcher, Old Greg. He's quite a frightening
:29:46. > :29:52.serial killer. "I'm Old Greg, mother licker." Really freaks me out.
:29:52. > :29:58.Mother licker? "I'm Old Greg, mother licker. "You heard me, young Rizzle
:29:58. > :29:59.boy." I've just done a new series, actually, this summer. I'm editing
:29:59. > :30:03.it at the moment. So that's the actually, this summer. I'm editing
:30:03. > :30:07.series of Luxury Comedy? It's set in a coffee shop on the edge of a
:30:07. > :30:11.volcano in Hawaii. What are your dreams like? Really boring - black
:30:11. > :30:18.and white. Just me sitting there, not doing much at all. I don't
:30:18. > :30:23.really have dreams, actually. They make themselves apparent in your
:30:23. > :30:28.stories. I did go to a sort of therapy once, a while back, for
:30:28. > :30:33.something else. That's not a joke! And my therapist said that I dreamed
:30:33. > :30:39.in the daytime. That I was too close to my subconscious or I'd left the
:30:39. > :30:42.door open. I think I use it, at least, in a creative way, I put
:30:42. > :30:44.door open. I think I use it, at books and art exhibitions. Otherwise
:30:44. > :30:49.I'd probably be just one of those mad people. When you were growing
:30:49. > :30:53.up, what were your favourites? Was it Vic and Bob? Was it Monty Python?
:30:53. > :30:54.Spike Milligan, Vic and Bob, Monty Python, Peter Cook. Everything and
:30:54. > :30:59.obsessed with comedy. I didn't know Python, Peter Cook. Everything and
:30:59. > :31:01.I wanted to be a comedian but I your childhood to jog some memories,
:31:01. > :31:19.wanted to write comedy. I thought your childhood to jog some memories,
:31:19. > :31:25.patch. Please explain that. I was very close to my nan when I grew up,
:31:25. > :31:27.patch. Please explain that. I was and she had a cat called Jethro
:31:27. > :31:30.patch. Please explain that. I was he went blind in one eye. Obviously,
:31:30. > :31:34.I was about six, so I thought that was funny. And so the best thing I
:31:34. > :31:38.used to do was I used to... Jethro would be under the table and if
:31:38. > :31:43.there was a table leg there, he couldn't see that way and I used to
:31:43. > :31:49."Donk!" Actually, Jethro actually consumed some drugs once. Really? At
:31:49. > :31:54.a party, yeah. Some acid. And he was freaking out, so my dad and mum
:31:54. > :31:58."What should we do? The cat's taken some acid." They said to put it
:31:58. > :32:00."What should we do? The cat's taken small, confined space, otherwise
:32:00. > :32:05.it'll hurt itself. So they put it in the sock drawer. And then in the
:32:05. > :32:13.drawer, it had put all the socks into pairs. I made that end bit
:32:13. > :32:15.drawer, it had put all the socks but the first bit... Was there a
:32:15. > :32:20.story about Pete Doherty and some cats at the party? Yeah. I was at a
:32:20. > :32:23.hotel room. This was when I was partying a lot, when we first got
:32:23. > :32:28.famous with the Boosh. I sort of went out and partied a lot and it
:32:28. > :32:29.was really good fun. I think I was at Courtney Love's hotel room and
:32:29. > :32:34.Pete Doherty knocks on the door at Courtney Love's hotel room and
:32:34. > :32:38.he had a top hat with kittens in it. Just literally came in with a top
:32:38. > :32:42.hat full of kittens and I thought, "It's probably time to go now."
:32:42. > :32:45.hat full of kittens and I thought, sort of miss Pete Doherty a little
:32:45. > :32:51.bit, though. Yeah? He was such a entertaining, wasn't he? But he
:32:51. > :32:52.bit, though. Yeah? He was such a Oh, what's that? Oh, lock! Oh,
:32:52. > :32:56.wa-hey!" Then falling over. It was quite fun, wasn't it, to have Pete
:32:56. > :33:00.Doherty. I mean, he's sort of skinny and flabby at the same time - he's
:33:00. > :33:04.got skills! But, I mean, you had quite a fun time at parties and
:33:04. > :33:16.stuff... What's going on? You all right? You got any kittens in there
:33:17. > :33:18.Hatter's Tea Party for Noel. I've loved hearing about his life but the
:33:19. > :33:25.questions have all been normal, loved hearing about his life but the
:33:26. > :33:29.question from the mad hat. Here loved hearing about his life but the
:33:29. > :33:31.comes. Oh, wow! How have we done it? loved hearing about his life but the
:33:31. > :33:33.It's not a crudely made hole in loved hearing about his life but the
:33:33. > :33:49.be?" Wow. Mussolini? Go on. Well, table with an exploited runner
:33:49. > :33:51.be?" Wow. Mussolini? Go on. Well, cos I just think he'd be quite
:33:51. > :34:02.powerful - powerful wrists. Yeah, I have to do much. I'd probably him to
:34:02. > :34:06.wear a papoose and I'd get in the back of it and let him run around
:34:06. > :34:08.the court. Next one. "You get caught in a vicious street fight. "He's got
:34:08. > :34:11.a knife... "you've got a punnet in a vicious street fight. "He's got
:34:11. > :34:27.strawberries. How does it play out?" Jam factory! Wow! That's the mother
:34:27. > :34:30.right, hat. You're never going to win that battle - you've got silky
:34:30. > :34:40.fingers. That's part of your costume fancy-dress party "as the internet,
:34:40. > :34:44.made of items found around the house. "How can I do it? Help."
:34:44. > :34:46.made of items found around the You could go as a section of the
:34:46. > :34:49.internet. You could go as Twitter with boxing gloves and lipstick
:34:49. > :34:52.internet. You could go as Twitter Twitter's a bit like that. You get
:34:52. > :34:58.kissed and you get punched in the face. Hello. Hey! Hi. Hey. Special
:34:58. > :35:04.little brew here for you guys. That's a nice costume. Thank you. I
:35:04. > :35:06.costume! I wanted it! Some costume would be nice. I saw that hanging up
:35:06. > :35:10.and thought, Russell's would be would be nice. I saw that hanging up
:35:10. > :35:13.that. Thanks. Pass that round. Are these genuine drinks? We're trapped
:35:13. > :35:16.here now so we need drinks to get into sleepy world. Cheers, everyone.
:35:16. > :35:20.Don't drink that one, Greg. Greg. Ashley, that one is for you. Why?
:35:20. > :35:37.comfortable. Are you ready for your bedtime story? Yes. Jason, you OK up
:35:37. > :35:39.there? Right. So we're going to crack on with a fairy tale. There
:35:39. > :35:43.might be some gaps so feel free crack on with a fairy tale. There
:35:43. > :35:47.fill those gaps in. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess
:35:47. > :35:59.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 32 years old. called Ashley who was 30... Thirty
:35:59. > :36:19.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 32 years old. She'd been locked in a tower for
:36:19. > :36:35.Beautiful young woman. Yes. "Throw YOUR HAIR! Still quite quiet. Just
:36:35. > :36:43.half-man half-raven called Noel swooped down and introduced himself.
:36:43. > :36:48.All right? How's it going? The half-man half-raven was incredibly
:36:48. > :36:52.important thing he had learned in his 40 years of being alive, which
:36:52. > :37:04.was... Always... Wash your hands after you've been camping. Harley
:37:04. > :37:12.responded by telling the raven the most important thing he had learned
:37:12. > :37:17.in his lifetime. Umm... Thank you, Harley. With this wisdom I shall go
:37:17. > :37:30.back to my raven people. They will Harley." He said, "Umm..." You're
:37:30. > :37:36.Mantra of umm. We will be called the ravens of umm. And Jordan shouted
:37:36. > :37:47.something incomprehensible from ravens of umm. And Jordan shouted
:37:47. > :37:51.from Essex. I still understood that. conclusion that beautiful princesses
:37:51. > :37:53.called Ashley were far more hassle than they were worth and went home
:37:53. > :37:56.to play his favourite childhood than they were worth and went home
:37:56. > :38:02.of... Is it your turn? Weetabix than they were worth and went home
:38:03. > :38:07.The Pyjamas. A game? It's a game where I come from. Weetabix. And the
:38:07. > :38:17.shouting out his favourite word where I come from. Weetabix. And the
:38:17. > :38:18.beautiful princess bellowed out where I come from. Weetabix. And the
:38:18. > :38:24.favourite broadcastable-on-BBC-Three profanity. Um... Sorry, that's my
:38:24. > :38:46.I will expect a cheque in the post. profanity. Um... Sorry, that's my
:38:46. > :38:49.doesn't send toddlers to sleep, profanity. Um... Sorry, that's my
:38:49. > :38:52.don't know what will. Get out of bed, please. You've got work to
:38:52. > :38:54.don't know what will. Get out of Sort yourselves out. Rizzle Kicks
:38:54. > :38:57.are going to perform for us. Thank you very much, Ashley. Thank you,
:38:57. > :39:01.Noel. Thank you, Jason. Thank you, Jason. Right now, to play us out,
:39:01. > :39:08.the wonderful Rizzle Kicks. Thanks for watching. # I said I'm living in
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