0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language and adult humour
0:00:23 > 0:00:27The BBC Three chat show based
0:00:28 > 0:00:32'Joining us tonight, a Girl very much Aloud, Kimberley Walsh.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35'Scissor Sister Ana Matronic.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38'"Oh, my God!" It's Stacey Solomon,
0:00:40 > 0:00:44'Pocket movie star Warwick Davis
0:00:44 > 0:00:47to perform his latest single.'
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Let's hear it for our wonderful
0:01:03 > 0:01:07And the big news tonight, Russell... Yeah? ..It's ladies' night!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Welcome, wonderful guests, how are you? We're great. We're good.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30we have one very special surprise.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Because it is ladies' night, I have a special surprise for you,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I like to think your first name
0:02:34 > 0:02:36because you're so "N"-ticing!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Don't look directly into it.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51It was our little "welcome" treat.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Thanks, bro, nice to meet you.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55From Green Boys, everybody!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01First of all, how wonderful
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Welcome. Do you like our pad?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14For you, Stace, we've brought rings.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19If only I hadn't ate dinner, I would wolf 'em down in a second.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29On a girls' night in, we sit round and talk about relationships.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46That's how I did it with my husband. We've been together for ten years
0:03:46 > 0:03:50and it was seven and he asked me.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I feel like that might be the way
0:04:04 > 0:04:06We try to keep the fire alive, yeah.
0:04:06 > 0:04:13You just kind of do different things
0:04:13 > 0:04:17If I get in and I have a bath run with candles, I'm happy with that.
0:04:17 > 0:04:48romantic bath, is your other half
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What are the plans for the wedding?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02He wanted a red-and-white wedding.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05A what? I said, "I don't think so."
0:05:05 > 0:05:09An Arsenal wedding, imagine.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12or someone, walking round...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15You don't want to end up on your wedding day covered in SEAMAN.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19So what does Scissor Sisters mean?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21It's not like you were into hobbies
0:05:21 > 0:05:23before you were into music.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46It's specifically a sexual position, so we've got two ladies and they...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh. If that phrase is known,
0:05:51 > 0:05:54everyone in the band is gay?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00"I'm going to make you an offer
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I'm like, "Really?" And she said,
0:06:03 > 0:06:05"You can come home with me and my girlfriend and watch us have sex."
0:06:12 > 0:06:17that I was married to a man.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Russell's not even in a band and everyone thinks he's gay.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21All right, Greg, don't flag it up.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30that's a thing in America. Is it?
0:06:40 > 0:06:47I think it's the best. Everybody
0:06:56 > 0:06:59You were a drag queen dancer,
0:06:59 > 0:07:05When I lived in San Francisco,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I think we should have a look
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Oh, wow! Interestingly enough,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Do I ask the stupid question - what happens on blowjob night?
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Who's there with a little beaker
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Yeah, they spunked into plastic
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Holding it up. It's so weird.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Stacey, I'll show you things
0:07:47 > 0:07:49to make the best drag queen
0:07:51 > 0:07:57really great Fellini-inspired look.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00You've got the big features
0:08:02 > 0:08:04on his face, I'm not going to lie.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09I'm both turned on and hurt.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16How could we match those up?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21More cushion for the pushin'!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Kimberley, you've got Twitter pages
0:08:26 > 0:08:28some odd ones I caught Greg
0:08:28 > 0:08:31we knew you were on the show.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Why didn't you have any clothes on?
0:08:51 > 0:08:56not necessarily always very good!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59have let them put that on."
0:09:18 > 0:09:24in January, when we started
0:09:40 > 0:09:44They start to fantasise about relationships between band members.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48This happens quite a lot. Kimberley, you know what a Chim is? I do.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Explain a Chim. What's a Chim?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58being Cheryl, and Kim, "Chim".
0:10:00 > 0:10:05It started that, you know, a lot of the fans just liked our friendship
0:10:05 > 0:10:08and they saw us doing a lot of stuff
0:10:08 > 0:10:10And they wanted to see you do
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Then it went to THAT level, exactly.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17and we had Kylie Minogue on stage,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20and I gave her a quick kiss
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'm somewhere, Malta or something,
0:10:23 > 0:10:29and they're like, "We heard you shared a lesbian kiss with Kylie."
0:10:39 > 0:10:40All they need is a little something
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49which is like Larry Stylinson.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh. Let's have a look at some of this fan art that they've done.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57That's the sort of thing...
0:10:59 > 0:11:03We thought that was quite touching, so we actually commissioned
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I had to stop halfway through
0:11:08 > 0:11:11because I snapped my crayon
0:11:11 > 0:11:16you got a nice set! There, I have.
0:11:18 > 0:11:38Is he doing rehearsals again? Yeah.
0:11:49 > 0:11:57I know that... First class. What are you doing in here?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07rounding up his Knights of the Round Table to seek the Holy Grail,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10That's obviously not the real one.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13You're 3' 6". Yeah. What's the best thing about being 3' 6"?
0:12:16 > 0:12:21I cannot imagine what it would be like to squash into an airline seat
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I can't imagine what that'd be like. Every seat is business class.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It is for me. You may have noticed I've put a few of these cloches out.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31You've added into my set a little bit, a sort of medieval feast.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33What do you reckon that might
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Of course, you famously played Wicket
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I was 11, OK? So imagine that,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46and then to get the opportunity
0:12:49 > 0:12:52And something else amazing.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53What was the character you played?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56I played Professor Flitwick.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58expelliarmus in your private life?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01No, not in my private life.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03I said expelliarmus once during sex.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I was buckarooed off straight
0:13:06 > 0:13:10You've got such a ridiculously famous
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Who's the most famous contact
0:13:13 > 0:13:17It's probably Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp on speed dial? Depp's in there.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24No. You haven't accidentally texted
0:13:26 > 0:13:30If I write a text to my wife and
0:13:31 > 0:13:34"Oh!" and you worry you might have sent it to somebody else.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39It was meant for my partner.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41You know, like a filthy menu
0:13:46 > 0:13:47oiled up as a Greek soldier.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I'll leave out the middle bit,
0:13:50 > 0:13:52"..and that's how we'll invade Troy."
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I believe there's one cloche
0:14:24 > 0:14:26on my head. I think this is
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Thanks so much for letting me
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Yeah, I need to get on with some rehearsals now, actually.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Right, of course, would be.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56All right. Thank you. Good luck.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Got it for you, Greg. Here you go. Yeah! Signed and everything.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07He didn't seem very happy about it.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Look, Colin's dressed as Yoda.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Why are you trying to show off? Oh!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I have, yeah. What's your dog?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Oh, look at this. Oh! All right.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Russell's very proud of his dog,
0:15:25 > 0:15:28of something else, aren't you?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Yeah, why don't you go and show them what I'm proud of, Greg.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55What was your specialist subject?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Russell, yours? The life and works of Evelyn Waugh, the novelist.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08so very much an Inbetweener.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Let's do it. Yeah. Let's play
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Stacey Solomon, you have an allotted time to answer questions
0:16:52 > 0:16:56on your chosen, specialist subject of Stacey Solomon, starting...
0:16:58 > 0:17:00where are you from?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Dagenham. Correct.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06have accepted "Dogenham".
0:17:20 > 0:17:23would admit to that.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28# Whoa, whoa, oh-oh
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Peter Andre?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Correct. Did he?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Next question, did you ever snog Olly Murs?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45No!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51No, I didn't. Didn't you, you slag?!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Colin, you're so rude! And no!
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Next question...
0:18:00 > 0:18:04where you worked aged 15.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Oh My Cod is correct!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Just stop the clock a second.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14everyone's done and where was it?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Really boring offshore hedge funds
0:18:34 > 0:18:37everything except shovelling shit.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42COLIN: I can shovel shit quite well.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Um, yeah. I worked from like age 13,
0:18:59 > 0:19:15Yeah, Oh My Cod's pretty good.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18But all my family was like, "Ugh!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Did you get blokes coming in to ask
0:19:21 > 0:19:24they'd go, "Don't bother. You stick of fish." No-one asked me out anyway
0:19:28 > 0:19:30COLIN: Ana Matronic. Hello.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Come on. Hi. Oh, I like your hands.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46You'd look good in drag, too.
0:19:47 > 0:19:52Right... Oh, let's hope his lipstick
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Oh. OK, that's enough. It's freaking me out. I'm getting worried.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Colin, why are you such a weirdo?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10COLIN: Next question.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14play in The Inbetweeners?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Right - Neil...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19No. No, I know he isn't.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Give me the first letter. W.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Come on, I'm getting itchy here, give me an answer.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30What's his real name?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32losing the will to live.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Losing the "Will" to live.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Will! Correct.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I've started so I'll finish.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Colin, we've already finished.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Let's go and watch some telly,
0:21:41 > 0:21:45I had something thrown at my hand.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54of the whole night and we all
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I went to try this ghost hunting
0:22:00 > 0:22:01by the fact that the person
0:22:01 > 0:22:04trying to call the spirits was from Birmingham. She was like...
0:22:04 > 0:22:07"Have got the spirit, please?
0:22:07 > 0:22:08"Can you please come forward?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10"Can I sense a spirit, please?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Like that, and it was just too funny. You can't take it seriously.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I haven't, but my mother has.
0:22:25 > 0:22:31and she said she looked over once and there was a man and a woman
0:22:31 > 0:22:36and a creature that she wasn't sure if it was a monkey or a dog.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Imagine if we could be ghosts.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Who would you go and haunt?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Let's talk reality shows, OK?
0:22:50 > 0:22:54So, Kimberly, Strictly Come Dancing, you must have enjoyed that?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58though, it's freaking me out.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Is it weird seeing your partner
0:23:01 > 0:23:05I don't like it. Oh, Rachel Riley.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09I feel really territorial. I saw you last year when I was doing it.
0:23:22 > 0:23:27Are you jealous of her? Her hands
0:23:33 > 0:23:38did he get jealous of your closeness
0:23:38 > 0:23:57because it's really intense.
0:23:57 > 0:24:08Did you want him to get a bit
0:24:08 > 0:24:13to sit back and let me get on with it but he knows I'm just dancing.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18No, he enjoyed it. It should
0:24:49 > 0:24:51You're a massive Beyonce fan
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Yes, I'm a bit obsessed with her.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56So, did you have to watch over and over again to get the moves?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02because we were doing salsa
0:25:08 > 0:25:13I had to hold it back and that's
0:25:13 > 0:25:18No, I do love her. Didn't you go off and see her recently in Vegas?
0:25:22 > 0:25:27just a little quick detour to see her, before we went on a night out.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Were you tempted just to do the whole routine? I was tempted.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31I was a little bit tempted.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34We were pretty much dancing
0:25:34 > 0:25:36and singing along at the top
0:25:36 > 0:25:39but, thankfully, everyone was
0:25:41 > 0:25:44You were 19 when you started that.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Is it still right in your memory?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51I ever did and I absolutely loved it
0:25:51 > 0:25:58and I don't think I'll ever forget it unless I go senile when old.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05It's just like they make it
0:26:05 > 0:26:08At first, you're in a room, then
0:26:11 > 0:26:13What are they trying to do to us
0:26:13 > 0:26:17That seat thing, how they bump one of, that's so cruel, I think.
0:26:17 > 0:26:29It's like musical chairs, but worse.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32"God, I'm going to have a heart
0:26:35 > 0:26:42because Popstars: The Rivals was so huge, that show, wasn't it?
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Yeah, it was like Pop Idol,
0:26:46 > 0:26:50traumatic as well, I have to say.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I really did struggle with it.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58It made singing become something it had never been to me before.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01I had only ever known singing
0:27:03 > 0:27:06and you get that nice feeling and then suddenly it was like,
0:27:06 > 0:27:09"I'm not good enough to," or
0:27:12 > 0:27:14so I found it quite a tough
0:27:14 > 0:27:17but obviously we were really lucky and we had an amazing career
0:27:17 > 0:27:20out of it, so I would never change
0:27:24 > 0:27:27So you experienced the full feeling of rejection? Yeah, I did.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30You had the chair, in a way.
0:27:35 > 0:27:40I went back to work at the diner I was working at and it was weird.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44"Actually, you are in the house
0:27:44 > 0:27:47so it was just like really...
0:27:47 > 0:27:50like I've got nothing to lose
0:27:55 > 0:27:58views on Simon Cowell, haven't you?
0:27:58 > 0:28:02He's comes across... I think Henry VIII was a lot like Simon Cowell.
0:28:06 > 0:28:11I think because he's not really a performer, that there is maybe
0:28:11 > 0:28:16some of the other judges, who have
0:28:16 > 0:28:29been performers and know what
0:28:39 > 0:28:44You only had lovely things to say...
0:28:44 > 0:28:53our mental, then-to-be manager
0:28:53 > 0:28:57and we finished the competition
0:28:57 > 0:29:00He was a bit more hands-off,
0:29:05 > 0:29:08disappeared. It's chaos, isn't it?
0:29:08 > 0:29:10We didn't know any different,
0:29:10 > 0:29:14so we just called the record company about everything direct which
0:29:14 > 0:29:18obviously is not really the
0:29:20 > 0:29:25"Can you take this pee sample to the doctor's?" It was ridiculous.
0:29:28 > 0:29:35It was getting out of control.
0:29:35 > 0:29:40It's in the book. It was pretty
0:29:40 > 0:29:42We've all got problems, but today,
0:29:42 > 0:29:45with the help of you guys in the studio, I'm going to solve them.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Has anyone got any problems
0:29:59 > 0:30:01Madam, have you got a problem?
0:30:01 > 0:30:04And what's your name? Cynthia.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Cynthia, you look like a Cynthia.
0:30:10 > 0:30:15Well, I'm only attracted to really bad, violent people.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18to bad, violent personalities.
0:30:18 > 0:30:19Anyone in the studio got any advice?
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Why do girls go through this
0:30:24 > 0:30:28What's it all about? Well, she's still in that phase - Cynthia.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32I think usually it is a phase and then you switch to the other side.
0:30:32 > 0:30:37I always went for nice guys.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40What about you? Have you had some
0:30:40 > 0:30:59Oh, that's cute. Tall, dark and nerdy. What about medium height?
0:30:59 > 0:31:08Cheryl doesn't exactly date angels,
0:31:08 > 0:31:21Every relationship that you have
0:31:23 > 0:31:28Cynthia needs to switch to the good side now. Don't leave it too long.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30I would maybe recommend she try
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Yeah, she's putting it out there.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34She could be a scissor sister.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Oh! Well, most lesbians, to be fair,
0:31:38 > 0:31:40and then they never have sex again.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47it was the oven. Is it ready?
0:31:50 > 0:31:53You know - men, when they love
0:32:03 > 0:32:07If it's two women together, they probably just talk a lot.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Emotional sex - "I feel bad."
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Hey, stop everything...it's Stacey's birthday, everybody!
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Make a wish, blow them out.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29a lot of hairspray on. Be careful.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43It's like two cakes in one!
0:32:52 > 0:32:54it's been lovely chatting to you.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Would you mind all popping upstairs for a quickie in the bed with me?
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Wait, wait, wait. What you doing?
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Conor Maynard's in the toilet.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07I'm going to take him a bit of cake,
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Hey, Conor... Oh, hey, whoa.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19in the toilet, but it's all good.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48If you just push this... Yeah.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51still have one nut hanging out
0:33:51 > 0:33:54so I'm going to let you... Oh, no, that's a bit of cake, it dropped...
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Sorry, Conor, see you later,
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Sorry about that. I had to give Conor
0:34:07 > 0:34:09We were just having a little girly slumber, the sleepover.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14You know when you're staying over
0:34:19 > 0:34:21OK, let's play Truth or Dare.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29So, spin the serving spoon.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Yeah. Whatever it lands on,
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Russell's phone over there - and you'll get a juicy truth. OK.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41If it lands on a dare, then my special horror phone will call
0:34:41 > 0:34:44one of the audience and get a dare.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Let's do it, spin that wheel, baby.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Due to the fact that your arm is
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Right, yo. What's your name? Chris.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24My dare is for Ana. I dare Ana to take a piece of clothing off.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Something's going on. She's doing it.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Have you ever weed in a swimming pool? Truth, please. Everyone wees...
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Doesn't everyone wee in the pool?
0:36:14 > 0:36:18Wait, hold on. If the toilet's
0:36:22 > 0:36:25No-one'll know. They always say
0:36:56 > 0:36:58The dare was for Kimberley to strip.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06I'm going to double dare that,
0:37:28 > 0:37:33AUDIENCE: Strip! Strip! Strip!
0:38:31 > 0:38:36Thanks very much for staying in
0:38:38 > 0:38:42Thanks for watching.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
0:39:04 > 0:39:07# Must be stupid if you think
0:39:07 > 0:39:11# Are you joking? Must be joking You ain't laughin', I ain't smokin'
0:39:11 > 0:39:15# Must be crazy if you think
0:39:16 > 0:39:18# There ain't no need to cry no more
0:39:22 > 0:39:26# I'll pick up the pieces you left
0:39:26 > 0:39:30# If you think I'm coming back
0:39:30 > 0:39:34cos I'm breakin' up with ya
0:39:34 > 0:39:37# Shoulda' hooked up with your sister Go now, here's my middle finger
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
0:39:47 > 0:39:51# Must be stupid if you think
0:39:51 > 0:39:55# Are you joking? Must be joking You ain't laughin', I ain't smokin'
0:39:55 > 0:39:58# Must be crazy if you think
0:40:06 > 0:40:09# Now I know that she wants me back
0:40:09 > 0:40:13# Nothing sounds more better than
0:40:13 > 0:40:17cos I'm breakin' up with ya
0:40:17 > 0:40:19# Love me now, my name is bigger
0:40:19 > 0:40:21# Girl, I'm giving you the finger
0:40:50 > 0:40:54# Are you joking? Must be joking
0:40:54 > 0:41:04# Must be crazy if you think
0:41:09 > 0:41:12# No, no, no, no, no, no, no
0:41:20 > 0:41:25so why are you tryin' to play me?
0:41:42 > 0:41:45Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
0:41:45 > 0:41:48# Must be stupid if you think
0:41:48 > 0:41:52# Are you joking? Must be joking
0:41:52 > 0:41:56# Must be crazy if you think
0:42:09 > 0:42:12# Hit the road, Jack, Jack. #
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