Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07On tonight's Staying In, we've got Britney, bitch!

0:00:07 > 0:00:09- CHEERING - Who else is on the show?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12World-famous pop group Little Mix are in the house.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Rapper Wretch 32 stops by.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Reality star Rylan Clark comes over.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21Plus X Factor champion James Arthur is in the neighbourhood.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23And we've got a little help from Rylan right now,

0:00:23 > 0:00:26because as you can see, I'm dressed up for Britney, bitch.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29So can you do this bit whilst I go and get ready?

0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Yeah.- Yeah?- All right.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Jump to. Let's do it. Enjoy the show!

0:00:34 > 0:00:35CHEERING

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- It's staying in with Russell and Rylan.- I'm quite excited, actually.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58CHEERING

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Little Mix!- It's only Little Mix!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- All right, girls?- Excellent! - How are you doing?- Good!

0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Jesy, Perrie, Jade, Leigh-Anne, welcome.- Thank you!- Thank you!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- What do you think about our place, then? Do you like it?- We love it. - I'm really digging the camels.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Yeah.- Everyone loves them camels.

0:01:16 > 0:01:21I like it, I do like it, but this is a bit of a pad, to be fair.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I don't know how I'd feel about having people watching me sleep.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- But other than that, I like it. - I like it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Me, I sleep better knowing people are looking on. - LAUGHTER

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Do you actually live together as well?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Cos we always imagine a band living in the same fun house.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37We used to. Two and two.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40But then we all decided we had too many clothes, so we live on our own.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Who lived with who, then?- Me and Jess. We had some of the best times, didn't we, though, in our flat?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Where do you live now? One of you lives with a ghost.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Who lives with a ghost? - Oh, I used to.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- She used to have one in her room... - An actual ghost?- I believe so, yes.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Cos my room was very cold all the time.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56And then I'd go to sleep at night-time,

0:01:56 > 0:01:58and the telly would switch on by itself.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Are you sure that you just didn't have your heating on and you weren't lying on your remote?- Yeah.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04LAUGHTER

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- I'm pretty sure.- What come on the telly?- Just like the fizzy screen...

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Oh, that's the worst!

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Or like the girl with the crayon and the doll, like...

0:02:12 > 0:02:14PHONE RINGS

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ah!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19I thought it was a ghost. It's the landline.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hello, Greg.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Is it just me, or has Rylan had his teeth done?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26That's totally inappropriate, you can't say that.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28What's he saying?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31He said he's not being funny, but have you had your teeth done?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33LAUGHTER

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- No.- Have you had anything done to your face, any work?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Yeah, I've had a little bit of Botox.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41And everyone goes, "Oh, you're 24, you're 25,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44"why are you having Botox?" And I go, "Look, I'd rather have it now

0:02:44 > 0:02:47"to stop the lines, than have the lines and try and fill them up!"

0:02:47 > 0:02:50It doesn't look like you've had loads,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- though, d'you know what I mean? - I'm a natural beauty, babe, to be fair.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56So, Perrie, congratulations. Engaged, ladies and gentlemen!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58APPLAUSE

0:02:58 > 0:03:03- To One Direction. How are you finding it?- It just feels normal, it feels nice.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04I don't feel any different.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07It didn't change the way the commitment felt,

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- it didn't feel like it was more serious?- No! I'm excited.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Well, listen, I think

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- every single bird in here wants to know, how did he propose?- Yes.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Was it like some big...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, my God, fireworks at the top of the Eiffel Tower...

0:03:20 > 0:03:24# That's what makes you beautiful... # ?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27No! I haven't really spoken about the engagement, to be honest.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I just announced that when we were engaged.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33I said, "Yeah, we're engaged, we're happy," but I never really talk about anything personal with me

0:03:33 > 0:03:36and him, because everything is out there so much.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- It's nice to keep something a bit more sentimental. - Was it in the bath?- No!

0:03:40 > 0:03:45- He came up out of the water with the ring?- Was in the kitchen?- No!

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Was in the downstairs toilet.- No! - Living room?- No!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Bedroom?- No.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53What other rooms do people have?!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- It might have been out and about. - Maybe it was outside. - Was it the garden?

0:03:57 > 0:04:02- Maybe it was.- Aw...! Casual gazebo from Argos.

0:04:02 > 0:04:08The sprinklers come on, and you're like, "We're wet, I hadn't noticed."

0:04:08 > 0:04:12I know someone's got a very special relationship with a certain man

0:04:12 > 0:04:15and I know one of you has got a crush on Cliff Richard.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm not even embarrassed. I don't...

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Would you like to take a little bit of Cliff Richard home

0:04:20 > 0:04:21with you tonight?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Yeah. Yeah.- Better than that... - It's like Surprise Surprise.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I was getting really excited!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28It's a bottle of wine from his actual vineyard.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's called Vida Nova.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33He would probably call it the body of Christ because he's a Godder.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Is it actually? - Yeah, actual Cliff Richard wine.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Genuine Cliff Richard wine! - And wait, Cliff Richard calendar.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, my God!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Christmas has come early.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Rather tragically, that's my future from about six months' time.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51A bit of a daredevil. If a train comes, fucked.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53LAUGHTER

0:04:53 > 0:04:54February's just two stumpy ankles.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57What is it about Cliff Richard though?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I just think he's looking great for his age, he's a talented bloke.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I bet there's one in here where he has got his top off.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- She looks for them ones. - Do you think?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I can't believe what I'm witnessing. Can anyone actually believe this?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11There's a good one. Cowboy-esque.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15This is your favourite one?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Cliff Richard dresses as Cowboy.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21That is your favourite one.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Do you know what, if you got married to that,

0:05:23 > 0:05:25you'd be a lucky girl, babes.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I'm actually going to cherish this.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Wow!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I am a little bit concerned.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37I think we should look after this for you until the end, in case

0:05:37 > 0:05:39you start really enjoying it.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Put that somewhere.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Russ, can you...? Oh, hi, Little Mix.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Russ, can you keep it down and stop showing off to the girls?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48It's so embarrassing. I'm trying to concentrate in here, dick!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51LAUGHTER

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Wretch, mate, thanks for helping me out. I mean, this is Britney, bitch. This is big.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- This is a big interview, man.- This is the pinnacle, man. This is it.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Right, so, what do you do when you get starstruck?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04I just pretend that I'm a bigger celebrity than the person

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'm in front of.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08So put someone in your head. I don't know, George Clooney.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- OK.- OK, so you're now George Clooney.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- So George Clooney is interviewing Britney Spears.- No, no, no.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- You're interviewing Britney Spears. - Where's George Clooney?- Inside you.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Why is George Clooney having sex with me?- No, no, not that kind of inside.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- On the inside.- I can't stop thinking about his cock.- No, just...

0:06:25 > 0:06:26just the coolness.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29That's all you need to worry about. You see, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Hey, I'm Clooney. - This is what I'm saying.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- I can do a coffee advert as well. - Yeah.- Hey, I'm George Clooney. - That's it, that's right.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Listen, I know that one of you has got a very strong party trick,

0:06:41 > 0:06:44and it's making the noise of a goat maybe...?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Could that be you?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50It must be pretty good for it to have got round the internet, the world and to us.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Can I hear this goat noise?- Yeah.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55SHE MIMES TO REAL GOAT BLEATING

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- That's fantastic. - That is an actual goat.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02APPLAUSE

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Have you always been able to do this?

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Or was it, like, you were six years old, it was primary school

0:07:08 > 0:07:11talent day, and they were like, "Perrie?" And you were like...

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It was in the kitchen with my friend, and I thought it sounded good, so...

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Casual goat.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Well, it's so good, I thought we could maybe phone a vet

0:07:19 > 0:07:23for real and see if you can convince a vet that you're actually a goat.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I'm going to get the vet on the line, do a bit of spiel

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- and then I'm going to say... - Am I a wounded goat?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- I'm going to pretend you've got something wrong with your teat. - Teat?- Yeah.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- But this is a genuine vet.- What's a teat?- So this is the scenario.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39So he's going to call up the vet, blah blah blah, there's something wrong with the goat.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41What's wrong with the goat is he's been trying to milk you,

0:07:41 > 0:07:45and it ain't been working, babe. And you're making a funny old noise.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Your teat is red raw.- Wow.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Disturbing.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Hello?- 'Hi!'

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I've had a...

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I keep a couple of goats on my land

0:07:56 > 0:07:59and I think there might be a problem with one of them.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02One of their teats looks rather red and swollen.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04And I think there might be a problem.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07When I'm trying to milk the goat, it's making quite a strange...

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Actually, it's here at the moment. Come here. Come here, Perrie. Come here.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Just tell me if this sounds right to you.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16BLEATING

0:08:18 > 0:08:23- Do you think...? Do I need to worry or...?- 'Is it male or female?'

0:08:23 > 0:08:29- It's definitely female.- 'You sure? It sounds quite masculine.'

0:08:29 > 0:08:31It sounds quite masculine? Just listen again.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35I'm just going to tease the end of the swollen gland.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38BLEATING

0:08:38 > 0:08:43'Oh, OK, well, I mean, I think it's been possibly mastitis.'

0:08:43 > 0:08:44What do you do about mastitis?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47'Well, mastitis involves antibiotic treatment,

0:08:47 > 0:08:50'but it also involves sort of warm water massages and compresses.'

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Sounds like a good night to me!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- I promise I'll give Perrie a warm water bath after this.- 'OK.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00'Well, just make sure you get her seen as well.'

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Oh, and by the way, that was someone from Little Mix...!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:09:07 > 0:09:10You are good at doing goat noises but I thought I would take it upon

0:09:10 > 0:09:13myself to find out how good you are in this entire genre.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I'm going to play a little game where you've got to guess the noise,

0:09:16 > 0:09:21- whether it be a celebrity or whether it be a genuine casual goat. OK?- OK.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24So are you ready to play Celeb or Goat?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Make sure you all confer

0:09:29 > 0:09:31and get involved in trying to work this out, OK?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34I will only take your final answer. This is serious.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37This is not a joke game. This is a serious game.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Jesy, what is it?- A serious game. - Thanks, babe.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Rylan spent quite a long time researching this.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47OK, can you tell me, girls, whether this is a celeb or goat?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49M-ha-ha!

0:09:51 > 0:09:56- That was a celeb.- Yeah.- What kind of celeb?- A male.- A male celeb.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59What sort of job would this male celeb do, do you think?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I don't really get much from a "ma"!

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Come on, you are the expert. - Come on, girls, help her out.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Let's have another listen.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09M-ha-ha.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14- Sounds like a laugh.- Wait a minute, is it one of yous?- No.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16It is someone you've met, definitely.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- I recognise...- Are we close friends of them?- We've met them.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Dermot!

0:10:21 > 0:10:26Is that your final answer? You need to find out. Final answer.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Dermot, it's Dermot. Dermot.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32M-ha-ha.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Mountain goat.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Wouldn't normally see it but very niche.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39A round of applause.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43We got there in the end, girls.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Right, I gave you a little bit of help there.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I'm not giving you no more help. Let's move on to number two.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Can you tell me if this is a celeb or goat?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53GOAT NOISE

0:10:53 > 0:10:59- That's a celeb. That's like a... - Or Goat or Car? That's a new game.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01I think it's a man again.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05It's just a celeb or a goat, it's not going to be like a piano.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Final answer from you, Perrie.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Celeb goat? Goat?- Goat.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18It's a goat!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23It's a really scary looking goat.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27And the last one, can you tell me whether this is a celeb or goat?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29SCREAM

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- That's a goat. - So what are we saying, celeb or goat?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Going to say goat.- Final answer?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Let's find out.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43That's my goat.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46APPLAUSE

0:11:46 > 0:11:49It's actually Miss Daytime, Holly Willoughby.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Who would make a noise like that?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Rylan, my tea is actually a little bit cold.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58I wondered if you'd mind heating it up in the microwave.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02So stand there and open it for me. Thanks, Rylan.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- That's right, it's Rylan's friend, Terry.- Why's Terry here?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Why is he?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- All right, Tel? - All right, mate?

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Terry, tell us who you are and how you know Rylan.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25Me and Rylan were in a boy band together in Ibiza, 2009.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28I cannot believe Terry's in a microwave.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- You were in a band together. - We were, in Ibiza.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34It was a tribute band to Take That and Westlife.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38- What was Rylan like, when he was in the band? Go on.- A bit of a diva.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41I was never a fucking diva!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Only a diva would say that.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- I want to see him in action. - Oh, fuck right off.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Oh, no! This is horrible. Why are you here?

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Oh, my God. Look at my dodgy hair!

0:12:59 > 0:13:03APPLAUSE

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Terry, thanks so much for dropping in. Terry, everyone.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Right, Greg's messed up the rubbish, so I'm going to go

0:13:15 > 0:13:16and sort the bins out.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- See you in a bit.- Bye! - Make yourself at home, yeah?

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Help yourself to snacks.- Have a cherry, babes. Have some sweets.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Hey, James Arthur!- Hello, mate. - What you doing here?- I'm...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- I pressed the wrong button, so I'm on the wrong floor.- Do you live here?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Yeah, yeah, I'm downstairs.- No way!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Yeah. I've just not really been here, cos I've been playing my music.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- That's why I've not bumped into you. You've been working on your new album.- That's it.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42You have gone from James Arthur,

0:13:42 > 0:13:46the guy that walked on stage 18 months ago on the X Factor to...

0:13:46 > 0:13:48It's been a big transition so I'm just trying

0:13:48 > 0:13:51to keep my feet on the ground and remember why I did the X Factor.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Are you still in touch with anyone else from the X Factor? Rylan?- Yes.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Bit of a character.- I love Rylan.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00What was it like sharing a room with him?

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Rylan was always naked. Always naked. It got to the point where...

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Rylan's naked again. It was very normal for him to be naked.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11How did you get on with Simon Cowell? Do you text each other?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- No, we're not, like...- Not buddies.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15We don't go for an ice cream together.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18He's rang me before. He's rang me and said thanks for what I did on his show.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21He actually said I saved his programme. Which is pretty nice.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25You've been working with big names. I heard rumours of Ed Sheeran or Nicole Scherzinger.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Are these people you'd like to collaborate with?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Yeah, I'd love to work with Ed Sheeran.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31I spoke to him a couple of times.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34He's a really lovely guy, and he's up for doing something.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Me and Nicole have been writing some tunes together, so that's been good.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Every man on the planet and every woman fancies Nicole Scherzinger.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Gay, straight, everyone loves her.

0:14:44 > 0:14:50I'm no different, but I've developed a working relationship with her now.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Do you still call her Scherzy? - Yeah, I call her Scherzy sometimes.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Is she on your phone on speed dial? - She is in my phone as Scherzy.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59What would you do with her musically, do you think?

0:14:59 > 0:15:04The songs we've been writing together have been quite dubstep influenced.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06She's got a powerhouse voice,

0:15:06 > 0:15:10so I guess we'd go for that Chase And Status type of thing.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11She could have a big chorus,

0:15:11 > 0:15:14and then I've been doing bits of rap and stuff on my songs.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- It should be cool.- Awesome.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21- This is my floor, man. Thanks for chatting.- Nice to see you.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23I would say, do you want to go out? But we're just staying in.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Unless you want to...- Well, I'm more of a home bunny, so...

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Why don't you get your instruments and come and play? - I'll go grab my guitar.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32That would be awesome, mate. Been a pleasure chatting.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- You too, man, take care. - That was such a long journey for three floors.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Rylan!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Guess who I just saw in the lift. - Who?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- James Arthur was in there. - You saw who?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48James Arthur's living in the flat below us,

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- and I bumped into him in the lift. - You all right? Got my hand out here.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Yeah, sorry, man. Right, so we've got Little Mix in the basement.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Britney's in the garage. And now it's just us lads.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59We'll have some lad time. By the way, Wretch, have you met Rylan before?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- I have. Are you all right? - I'm good.- Nice to meet you.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04So Greg and I, we want to get to know you properly.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- cos Wretch 32 isn't your real name, is it?- No, unfortunately not.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- What is it?- It's Jermaine...Jermaine Scott.- That's a lovely name.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- That's quite a cool name. - It's cool, innit?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Growing up, I was very wretched. My whole family...

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I was naughty. Everyone used to say, "you're a little wretch."

0:16:18 > 0:16:21And then 3, 2 - they were my lucky numbers.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I wanted to put something lucky against something that's been

0:16:24 > 0:16:27given to me, sort of, unluckily, if that's a word.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Rylan, what about you? What's your real name?

0:16:29 > 0:16:34- Ross.- Ross is all right. - But it's too close to Russ.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- What's wrong with that?- So I couldn't have come on as Ross tonight.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- I think we'd have known... Well, actually...- That's quite specific.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- We've got the dark hair, the blonde bits running through now...- I know.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- It's all kicking off, babe. - Just one vowel between us. - LAUGHTER

0:16:48 > 0:16:51And what's a vowel between friends?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Move on, quickly.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- So you changed it to Rylan... - Yeah.- Which means...

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Rylan means Irish meadow.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Is it nice to think your name means you're being ploughed by farmers?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04LAUGHTER

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Why the fuck d'you think I chose it? - LAUGHTER

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Wretch, we've got a little game for you.- OK. Cool.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14We're going to tell you some things and we want you to let us know if you like them or dislike them.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16So when we say something and you like it,

0:17:16 > 0:17:19we'd like you to press the "like" button there.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Please test that out now.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23'Ah, yeah!'

0:17:23 > 0:17:27We just took that off your single.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29It sounds a lot like you.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- If you dislike something... - Press this one?- You got it.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36'Urgh! Urgh...!'

0:17:36 > 0:17:39OK, let's crack on with the game. Your first subject is recorders.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43How do you feel about recorders?

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Oh, you've got to like a recorder. - 'Ah, yeah!'

0:17:46 > 0:17:50They're cool. That's the first instrument I actually tried to play.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- Can you play it?- No.- Oh, you can't? - No.- You can't play Traktor...?

0:17:54 > 0:17:58- I can play Traktor on the recorder. - You can?- Yeah. Ready?- Yeah.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00"TRAKTOR" PLAYS

0:18:07 > 0:18:09CLAPPING TO THE MUSIC

0:18:19 > 0:18:22CHEERING

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Before we move on to another like, dislike, what is your musical DNA?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37What got you into music, where are your roots? How did it start?

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Do you know what, my dad was a DJ and one day...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Gosh, he might get into trouble for this.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47One day, he brought me to a nightclub when I was very young and I was watching him do his thing.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49And it was just interesting to me to see

0:18:49 > 0:18:53that he kind of had control of the whole room, just because of music.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55So that's what started getting me into it.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Then I started messing around with his records,

0:18:57 > 0:18:59then I started writing. I was rubbish,

0:18:59 > 0:19:02then I got better. And, yeah, I'm still passionate.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04APPLAUSE

0:19:05 > 0:19:09OK, next subject, Wretch, is Rylan's teeth.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Oh, fuck off. - LAUGHTER

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Like or dislike?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16'Ah, yeah!' CHEERING

0:19:19 > 0:19:24- So you like them?- Sparkling, man. It's cool.- Bling teeth.

0:19:24 > 0:19:29- I ain't got a fucking grille in! - That's next.- Yeah, you wait.

0:19:29 > 0:19:34- I think you look banging. People need to...- I love them! Bollocks. Fuck off or I'll bite you!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37APPLAUSE

0:19:38 > 0:19:40You're funny!

0:19:42 > 0:19:44OK, Wretch, final one.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Strippers - like or dislike?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49'Ah, yeah!'

0:19:49 > 0:19:52'Urgh! Urgh...!'

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- It's a bit of both.- What?- When you have to pay, it's not nice, innit?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58APPLAUSE

0:20:00 > 0:20:04So your single, Rock Bottom, OK, is written about strippers.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- One stripper.- One stripper.- How many strippers have you come across?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11LAUGHTER

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Um, not many. A handful. Not a handful...

0:20:15 > 0:20:17LAUGHTER

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Five, maybe. - The complete opposite, what would you do to woo a girl, then?

0:20:21 > 0:20:26- What's your wooing technique? - I don't have a wooing technique. I think I just do...

0:20:26 > 0:20:30I don't know, I'm very spontaneous, so I might see a girl, might trip her over...

0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Trip her over?!- No, no... - That's assault!

0:20:34 > 0:20:39- I'm joking, I'm joking. I don't know, it depends...- Whey...!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I heard a rumour, tell me this is you joking,

0:20:42 > 0:20:45that you have a £100 maximum budget for a first date.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46No!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48...It's £80.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52APPLAUSE

0:20:54 > 0:20:59Rylan, would you ever... Have you ever dated a girl, ever? When you were younger or anything?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Yeah, when I was at primary school, I think...

0:21:01 > 0:21:03LAUGHTER

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I went on this... Well, not date... No.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11OK, if you had to pick one girl to date, who would you pick?

0:21:11 > 0:21:12If you have to go out on a date with a girl?

0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Probably Caroline Flack. - Oh!- I really fancy Flackers.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19I just imagine she's right dirty.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22LAUGHTER

0:21:22 > 0:21:23You know what I mean, don't you?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Actually, it is funny you should say that,

0:21:25 > 0:21:28cos we've got a question from Flack to you.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Are you winding me up? - No.- Shut up!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Yeah, look.- Hi, Rylan! What I really want to know is,

0:21:33 > 0:21:37would you rather sleep with Greg or sleep with Russell?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42You can't have both of us at the same time.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I think I know who I would, purely because I remember

0:21:45 > 0:21:50when I first met this person, I turned round to Nicole and said,

0:21:50 > 0:21:53"He's quite fit, in't he?" She went, "He's handsome."

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Oh. It's definitely not me, then.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Anyway, I think that's enough. Just before we go, I want to demonstrate my buzzer.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Hopefully we've got the pyrotechnics lined up. Let's see what happens.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Oh, dick!

0:22:06 > 0:22:08How are we going to find our way into the basement?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Rylan, can we use your teeth?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13LAUGHTER

0:22:13 > 0:22:15APPLAUSE

0:22:17 > 0:22:21- Hey, girls, how are you enjoying the basement? - Hey!- Love it down here.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Take a seat. - We're just having a root around.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28I've actually tried to turn it into a sort of makeshift tattoo parlour.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32I was going to call it Russell's Little Prick...Russell's Big Prick.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36We have lots of rock'n'roll guests on and get them to come down here.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Conor Maynard had his cock done down here, a small chicken drawn on it.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Yeah.- Amazing.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Make sure you spell Jesy right.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Now, er, tattoos, who has tattoos?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Me and Jes.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Where are they? What are they?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- I've got one on my wrist, one on my thigh.- Yeah.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59- One up my side.- Can we see the one on your thigh, please?

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Go on, get a bit of... - What does it say?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06It says, "A tiger never loses sleep over the opinion of sheep."

0:23:06 > 0:23:12- Right. What does that mean? - It means I don't let people's opinions bother me.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Cos you're powerful. - That's right.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16So, little sheep, which would sound like...

0:23:16 > 0:23:21- Baa-aa!- There we go. A slightly deeper goat.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Leigh-Anne, show us. - What have you got?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I can't really show it but I've got "believe" on the back of my neck.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Actually, you can see that if you want.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- And who is supposed to read the word believe?- Huh?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33You can't read it yourself, can you?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36That's why I like it. Cos I've got butterflies and music notes as well.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Cos I can't see them, don't get bored of them.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41For me, if I saw it all the time I think I'd probably grow out of it.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44But cos I can't see it, I appreciate it more, I think.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48If goat girl wasn't enough, you can also do a bit of beatboxing.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Go on, J-Bomb, drop some beats.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Count her in, give her some support, girls.- All right.

0:23:52 > 0:23:58SHE BEATBOXES

0:23:58 > 0:24:01HE SCRATCHES

0:24:01 > 0:24:04APPLAUSE

0:24:04 > 0:24:07That's so good!

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Now, I've got some tattoos here in my catalogue of tats.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15These are some of my favourites, some Japanese characters.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Like those?- Nice.- The reason I'm holding this one up

0:24:18 > 0:24:22is a little bird tells me you have an amazing talent for singing

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- in Korean and Japanese. - Well, we like to dibble-dabble.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28In an Australian accent?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30"I love a bit of Japanese, me."

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Get out the old didgeridoo.

0:24:34 > 0:24:39- We did a little section in Japanese, didn't we?- Of which song?- Wings.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Yes.- Can we hear that?- Yes.

0:24:41 > 0:24:46THEY SING IN JAPANESE

0:24:59 > 0:25:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:02 > 0:25:08The next one in our tatalogue is an alien I've drawn, an ET, if you like.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Has everyone got good memories of an ET or...?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh! On tour!

0:25:14 > 0:25:19Anyone got a story they want to share of intense embarrassment? What happened?

0:25:19 > 0:25:24Yes, we did the X Factor tour, and we were flying over the arena for ET.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27We was told not to fidget with our harness or anything,

0:25:27 > 0:25:30so I was doing this, and I kind of toppled upside down,

0:25:30 > 0:25:32and I couldn't get up, so I was like...

0:25:32 > 0:25:36But that wasn't the embarrassing moment, that was dangerous.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I thought she was trying to show off!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:25:41 > 0:25:45It's precisely because it's dangerous that we wouldn't dare show it. Run it.

0:25:56 > 0:26:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:26:01 > 0:26:06- I could stay in the basement all evening, but I have to check on the guys. Thanks for chatting.- Bye.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10When you try to get out, don't try to rattle the door, you are locked in.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13APPLAUSE

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Hello, and welcome to Gingers Anonymous Youth Society.

0:26:16 > 0:26:21We are the support group for people who are in denial about being ginger.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Russell Kane.- Yep.

0:26:24 > 0:26:28My name is Russell Kane and I have a ginger streak to add texture.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30LAUGHTER

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Wretch 32.

0:26:32 > 0:26:38I'm Wretch 32 and I've worked with the coolest ginger guy in the country, Ed Sheeran.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Today, we'd like to welcome a brand-new member to our society.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50He needs to get back to his roots, literally. It's Rylan Clark.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52APPLAUSE

0:26:56 > 0:27:01Rylan, the first step on the path of fulfilment

0:27:01 > 0:27:06is to address what you were like in earlier times.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08OK? Let's have a look.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Whoa!- I love it how Wretch went "Whoa!"

0:27:13 > 0:27:15LAUGHTER

0:27:15 > 0:27:19APPLAUSE

0:27:21 > 0:27:24We've had some very famous gingers attend GAYS.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28For instance, Rupert Grint. Hugely famous actor.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30He's not here.

0:27:30 > 0:27:35He even bagged a role as Ron Weasley in Harry Potter.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39- Rylan, you have a lot in common with Rupert Grint, don't you?- I do.

0:27:39 > 0:27:45- Explain.- When I was younger - me and Jesy from Little Mix were talking about this earlier -

0:27:45 > 0:27:47we went to the same drama school.

0:27:47 > 0:27:53I got offered the part for a week to do body double work on Harry Potter.

0:27:53 > 0:27:58- What?- And cos I was the little ginger kid, I was Ron Weasley.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01So I'd have to run down corridors

0:28:01 > 0:28:05and every time you see the back of his head, it's either me

0:28:05 > 0:28:08or some other little minion that did it as well.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11- Because Rupert was too busy to do it.- No way.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Our next ginger star is this guy you mentioned earlier, Wretch,

0:28:14 > 0:28:17it's Edge. CHEERING

0:28:17 > 0:28:21Hugely popular, he's sold 60 million records around the world,

0:28:21 > 0:28:26amazing pop star, he's even rumoured to have had it off with Taylor Swift as well.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- This guy...- That's when I knew he was a gangster.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Taylor Swift, yeah.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33You always wanted to be a singer, didn't you?

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Started early, as this evidence shows.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40LAUGHTER

0:28:53 > 0:28:56APPLAUSE

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Hey, Rylan...

0:29:00 > 0:29:03Please don't be sad. Have a ginger biscuit.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06What was going on there, Rylan? Was it a talent video?

0:29:06 > 0:29:09Were you making music at school?

0:29:09 > 0:29:11- HE MUMBLES - Don't talk with your mouth full.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15Me and my friend, James, we had to do this video...

0:29:15 > 0:29:19for drama. And I was like, "Let's do a pop video."

0:29:19 > 0:29:23All right. Said, "Who shall we do it to?" I went, "H from Steps."

0:29:23 > 0:29:28All right. So we got the Steps album out, got the song that H did

0:29:28 > 0:29:30and we went over Canary Wharf.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33His dad bought a smoke machine from Argos, there you go.

0:29:33 > 0:29:38- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - Can't say fairer than that.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41It is muddy, though, it's really muddy, innit?

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Next up, we have a very famous redhead.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47This is one of the most famous redheads in the world.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Fantastic Mr Fox. There he is. Look at that cheeky little face.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54- Player.- Rylan, I know you've had problems in the past with foxes.

0:29:54 > 0:29:59- This story cannot be true. - What happened?

0:29:59 > 0:30:01I was pissed coming home one night from Romford.

0:30:01 > 0:30:05So I casually walk along and there's this fox on the wall.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09And this fox is just on the wall like that, looking at me.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12So I'm a bit pissed. I've got my wallet in one hand, my phone in the other.

0:30:12 > 0:30:17I'm walking along, casual, and I see this fox on the wall where you are.

0:30:17 > 0:30:21When you try and scare a fox or cat away cos you're a bit pissed, you go like that.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23It normally goes...and fucks off.

0:30:23 > 0:30:27Long story short, the fox crawled down the wall,

0:30:27 > 0:30:31looked at me and I was like, "Am I pissed? Am I imagining this?"

0:30:31 > 0:30:33It jumped like that...

0:30:33 > 0:30:37I've dropped my wallet and it took my wallet and fucked off.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40- Mugged by a fox!- Mugged by a fox.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42LAUGHTER

0:30:42 > 0:30:46I rang up the credit card people and said I wanted to cancel my card.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48My wallet has been stolen.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50They said, "Have you got a crime reference number?"

0:30:50 > 0:30:54I said, "No, I haven't. I just need to cancel my card." They said, "Because you said

0:30:54 > 0:30:57"the word stolen to us, you need to have a crime reference number."

0:30:57 > 0:30:59I asked how to get one.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02And they said call your local police station and they'll do it.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05So I ring the police station for a crime reference number

0:31:05 > 0:31:08and they asked me to describe the assailant.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11And I was like, "Ginger and furry."

0:31:11 > 0:31:15And then when I told him, they asked me to hold.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18So I'm holding the line and they asked me to repeat it again.

0:31:18 > 0:31:22I knew I was on fucking speakerphone cos you could hear them all going...

0:31:23 > 0:31:25That's great.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28- How much did he do you for, the fox? - I can't even remember.

0:31:28 > 0:31:33I don't think it was a lot. It was Gay Night in Romford, drinks are two quid, I probably had a tenner.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Did it use your card?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37No, thank fuck.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39Imagine the fox at the cashpoint.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42Have you ever been mugged by an animal?

0:31:42 > 0:31:45- Nah.- Are you scared of any animals?

0:31:45 > 0:31:48I hate animals. I'm like you, I'm nervous.

0:31:48 > 0:31:49A bit wary of dogs?

0:31:49 > 0:31:54If you had to have a dog or cat around you, what would you go for? What are you scared of more?

0:31:54 > 0:31:57- Probably the cat.- Yeah, it's part of the fox family.

0:31:57 > 0:32:01- They're more brave than dogs nowadays.- Part of the fox family!

0:32:01 > 0:32:04- Did you say cat is part of the fox family?- Course it is!

0:32:04 > 0:32:07A fox is part of the dog family.

0:32:07 > 0:32:09No, it's not!

0:32:11 > 0:32:12This is a wind-up.

0:32:12 > 0:32:16- You don't think... Wretch... - No, don't ask Wretch.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Cos I don't... What's a cat look like?

0:32:19 > 0:32:20What's a cat look like?!

0:32:20 > 0:32:23I know where he's going with it.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25- Are you for real?- Yes.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28A cat and a fox aren't in the same family.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30A cat and a tiger, yes.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32But a cat and a fox look similar.

0:32:32 > 0:32:36But you could say a cat and a dog look similar, they've four legs.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38It's like a cat.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42- But a fox looks more like a dog than a cat.- No, it doesn't.- Yes, it does.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45I don't know where we're going with this.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48You know what? I'm glad he mugged you.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Rylan, you clearly have a lot of developmental work you need to do.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Here's a final motivational message from Keith Lemon.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Hi, Rylan. Keith Lemon here.

0:33:01 > 0:33:05You know a lot of people taunt me - I think that's the right word -

0:33:05 > 0:33:06about being ginger.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10Luckily enough for me, I'm not ginger, I'm strawberry blond.

0:33:10 > 0:33:15As you can see. But I do think it's unfair for you

0:33:15 > 0:33:18to deny...to live in denial, basically, that you are ginger.

0:33:18 > 0:33:24There's a lot of people out there that are ginger and they're not bad people cos they've ginger hair.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26So don't deny it. Be individual

0:33:26 > 0:33:29and embrace your gingerness, you ginger bastard.

0:33:29 > 0:33:33What? What are you saying about his teeth?

0:33:33 > 0:33:36I'm not saying 'owt about his teeth, I like his teeth.

0:33:36 > 0:33:37They look good on him.

0:33:37 > 0:33:41They're not right size, though, they're someone else's.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49Do you think Rylan should accept his gingerness?

0:33:49 > 0:33:51Give him some words of encouragement.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54No, man, it's just confidence. You are confident, you are cool.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56I accept my gingerness.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59He's accepted his gingerness, ladies and gentlemen.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:02 > 0:34:04ALARM BELL RINGS

0:34:04 > 0:34:07- That's the Britney alarm. - The Britney alarm.

0:34:07 > 0:34:11- Wish me luck.- Good luck.- Trip her up.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13- Good luck, Greg.- Thanks, mate.

0:34:21 > 0:34:26- Britney.- Hi. How are you?- Really good.- Good to see you.- And you.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Thank you for being in our garage today.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32- I've made it look nice for you. It's beautiful.- It's normally awful.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34- It's great.- I thought I'd dress up for you.

0:34:34 > 0:34:38- It's not everyday you meet pop royalty.- Thank you, sweetie.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40First things first, let's talk about your new song.

0:34:40 > 0:34:44It's also the same noise my alarm clock makes every day.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46Which is, "Work, bitch!"

0:34:46 > 0:34:47I'm scared.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49# Now get to work, bitch

0:34:54 > 0:34:56# A-ah, now get to work, bitch

0:35:01 > 0:35:03# Aha... #

0:35:03 > 0:35:07So the video looks quite fun to me. Was it quite hot in the desert?

0:35:07 > 0:35:08It was really, really hot.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11It wasn't actually as hot as I thought it would be

0:35:11 > 0:35:13because we had fans on us.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16But there was some pretty long shots that we were out there and I was

0:35:16 > 0:35:21like, I need ice packs on my neck and my feet and all over my body.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23So, yeah, it was pretty tough.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26- Being Britney Spears, you can ask for anything these days.- Yes.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28- I want ice packs, fans, anything. - I ask for anything.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32- I had a Lamborghini there. I had all my stuff there.- Good.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35- It's really nice to meet you because I'm a genuine fan.- Thank you.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- To the point where I remade one of your videos.- Really?- Want to see it?

0:35:38 > 0:35:41- Yes.- OK. Just hit play on there.- OK.

0:35:45 > 0:35:46Oh, my God!

0:35:48 > 0:35:51- I have competition now. - Do you like the dance moves?

0:35:51 > 0:35:52I love it.

0:35:59 > 0:36:04- You are beautiful as a girl. - Thank you.- You are really beautiful.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08You are a little taller than everybody else,

0:36:08 > 0:36:11- but hey, you're the star. - I'll live with that.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15- It's great.- Let's talk scents, your perfume.- OK.

0:36:15 > 0:36:19- OK. It sells one every 10 seconds. I found that out.- Yes.

0:36:19 > 0:36:23So I thought, this is a great idea, I need to come up with my own scent.

0:36:23 > 0:36:28- So I did. How's that? - It's a cricket-based scent.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31I love cricket. You can have that one. That's the prototype.

0:36:31 > 0:36:35Thank you so much. I love it. I love the shorts, by the way.

0:36:35 > 0:36:39- The shots are banging. - It's cricket-based - willowy,

0:36:39 > 0:36:43- cut grass, jockstraps.- OK. - It's a sort of men's fragrance.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Obviously.- Your album is coming out at Christmas.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48- You must be very excited about it. - Yes.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50What can we expect from the album?

0:36:50 > 0:36:53It's probably one of the most personal albums I've done.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56I worked with will.i.am on the album and he's co-producing it.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Are you going to be touring the whole thing?

0:36:58 > 0:37:01I have a Vegas show I'll be doing for two years.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04- And I have 100 shows set out to do.- 100?

0:37:04 > 0:37:07Are you daunted by that, or are you like, 100, bring it on?

0:37:07 > 0:37:10Bring it on. I'm kind of stoked about it.

0:37:10 > 0:37:14I haven't performed in a really long time, so I'm kind of excited.

0:37:14 > 0:37:15You know the UK loves you?

0:37:15 > 0:37:18- OK.- And I know you love the UK a lot.- I do.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20And I know you like Coronation Street.

0:37:20 > 0:37:24- Yes.- Where did this come from, this love of Coronation Street?

0:37:24 > 0:37:28- Do you get it in the US?- Um...I got it here. I don't know why.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31I just started watching it and loved it. It's great, really cool.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33What other UK TV shows do you enjoy?

0:37:33 > 0:37:36That's really it, it's the only one I really watch.

0:37:36 > 0:37:40- How about Staying In With Greg And Russell?- Oh, I like Staying In.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41Before I go back to Russell,

0:37:41 > 0:37:44he's very jealous he's not met you today,

0:37:44 > 0:37:46- so can I do a selfie? Yes.- Yes!

0:37:46 > 0:37:50He'll be so jealous because he's even more nerdy than me.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57- Done. Britney, thank you so much. - Thank you.- Nice to meet you.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01I'll leave you to get yourself acquainted with our garage.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03- Cool, thank you.- Thanks a lot.- Bye.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06APPLAUSE

0:38:08 > 0:38:11That is it for tonight's Staying In.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Thanks to our amazing guests - Britney Spears!

0:38:14 > 0:38:17Wretch 32, Rylan, Little Mix

0:38:17 > 0:38:21- and James Arthur.- James Arthur is playing us out with his new single,

0:38:21 > 0:38:23You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:39 > 0:38:42# Long gone, we're falling down

0:38:42 > 0:38:45# But I'm loving how it tastes

0:38:45 > 0:38:47# I look around for desire

0:38:47 > 0:38:50# Love ran away, yeah

0:38:51 > 0:38:55# Hold back, we're falling out

0:38:55 > 0:38:57# And I'll show you how it breaks

0:38:57 > 0:39:01# If I can give it, I'll take it all of the way

0:39:01 > 0:39:04# Yeah

0:39:04 > 0:39:09# And we've still got so much to learn

0:39:09 > 0:39:11# Babe

0:39:11 > 0:39:13# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:39:13 > 0:39:16# It's hard times when nobody wants you

0:39:16 > 0:39:20# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:39:20 > 0:39:23# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:39:23 > 0:39:26# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:39:26 > 0:39:29# It's a cold life when nobody holds you

0:39:29 > 0:39:31# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:39:31 > 0:39:35# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:39:36 > 0:39:38# Listen

0:39:38 > 0:39:41# I'm a cold star coming down

0:39:41 > 0:39:43# I was way off of the pace

0:39:43 > 0:39:45# I waited up for the day

0:39:45 > 0:39:47# Now the day comes to me

0:39:47 > 0:39:49# Comes to me, comes to me

0:39:49 > 0:39:50# Yeah

0:39:50 > 0:39:53# I hold back, we're falling down

0:39:53 > 0:39:56# I knew that it would break

0:39:56 > 0:39:59# You'd always give it I'd take it all the way

0:39:59 > 0:40:03# All the way, all the way now

0:40:03 > 0:40:07# And we've still got so much to learn

0:40:07 > 0:40:09# Baby

0:40:09 > 0:40:12# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:40:12 > 0:40:15# It's hard times when nobody wants you

0:40:15 > 0:40:18# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:40:18 > 0:40:21# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:40:21 > 0:40:24# You're nobody Till somebody loves you

0:40:24 > 0:40:27# It's a cold heart When nobody wants you

0:40:27 > 0:40:30# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:40:30 > 0:40:33# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:40:33 > 0:40:35# Hey

0:40:37 > 0:40:40That's it, clap your hands for me.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44# Oh, baby

0:40:44 > 0:40:47# Ah

0:40:47 > 0:40:49# Oh, yeah, yeah

0:40:49 > 0:40:53# Don't you stop me

0:40:53 > 0:40:57# I'll get what's coming to me, baby

0:40:57 > 0:41:01# Oh, yeah, yeah

0:41:01 > 0:41:05# Yeah, don't you stop me

0:41:05 > 0:41:09# I'll get what's coming to me, baby

0:41:09 > 0:41:14# I will be somebody

0:41:14 > 0:41:17# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:41:17 > 0:41:21# Baby, baby

0:41:21 > 0:41:24# Oh, yeah

0:41:24 > 0:41:26# Yeah, yeah

0:41:26 > 0:41:29# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:41:29 > 0:41:32# It's a cold heart when nobody holds you

0:41:32 > 0:41:35# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:41:35 > 0:41:38# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:41:38 > 0:41:43# Yeah. #

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Thank you very much.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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