0:00:03 > 0:00:06Hello and welcome to our chat show. Staying in with us tonight,
0:00:06 > 0:00:07the shamazing Nicole Scherzinger,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Hollywood stars Natalie Portman and Chris Hemsworth,
0:00:10 > 0:00:12funny man Seann Walsh,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14magician Dynamo,
0:00:14 > 0:00:17and singer Johnny Newman will be gigging in our garden.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21And Russ, oh, my God, I can't believe it's happened.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23We managed to get her in the flat -
0:00:23 > 0:00:25the most beautiful women in the world, -
0:00:25 > 0:00:27it's Nicole Scherzinger!
0:00:27 > 0:00:39# Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Oh, my God.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:03 > 0:01:05APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Welcome, everybody.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Hi. Hello.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Hello. Happy Halloween. ALL: Happy Halloween.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15What do you think of our pumpkins?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh... Why is his bigger than yours?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20It's like Rod Stewart and Russell Kane.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23The little one's me because I'm only 5'10",
0:01:23 > 0:01:27which is still average UK height, I'm just throwing that in there
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Nicole, we're so glad to have you on the show. Nicole Scherzinger, look!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Thanks for having me on.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I know we're on telly and it's a bit awkward,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43but you're kind of my dream woman.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Seriou-ly?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Seriou-ly. Absolutely seriou-ly
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I heart you, Greg. I heart you, too.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55I'm so pleased that you got the gift that I sent you - the Greggs hat.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59The hairnet as well. Thank you That's absolutely my pleasure.
0:01:59 > 0:02:05Also, I've got a hat that I've made that I'm going to wear for the show.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Isn't this shamazing, guys? Come on, just clap.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Clap!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Can I ask, where did shamazing come about
0:02:16 > 0:02:19It's amazing that they all whoop when you do that.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I can't do... Look.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23It's cos I gave them this look like that.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26You go like that, it scares them. Can I try?
0:02:26 > 0:02:31What about seanmazing? Seanazing? Shall we do that?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Seanazing! Guys, bloody hell, marshmallows
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Isn't that shamaz...sea...no, what?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41It's "isn't he seanazing?"
0:02:41 > 0:02:43AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:02:43 > 0:02:46How do you do that? Magical powers. That's incredible!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Right, Nicole, trick or treat? Treat. Treat?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54How about some tequila? Yeah! Cafe Patron!
0:02:54 > 0:02:58I can't believe you have it. Have you all ever had this? What is it?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Cafe Patron.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01FRENCH ACCENT: No, I have not had this.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Is it seanamazing?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09It's like tequila but with a shot of espresso.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Oh, right, so I'm pissed AND awake? That's great.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15That's a bit like Jagerbombs -
0:03:15 > 0:03:17you just lie in bed till five in the morning going,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20"I don't know if I can sleep!"
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Happy Halloween, everyone!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24CHEERING
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Why is my shot the biggest?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31So, Nicole, have you had a lot of drunken nights out
0:03:31 > 0:03:34with your fellow judges? What are they like?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36We don't intend to have drunken nights out.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41It just kind of ends up that way. It's supposed to be dinner. OK
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Have you never been out on a big bender with Louis Walsh?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Aw, they're clapping! One guy started the clap!
0:03:54 > 0:03:59I heard that you're quite good and drunk at judges' houses with Flack.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Have you got any stories from then?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Where did you hear that from?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Well, we actually heard it from Caroline Flack.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07She's got a question for you, so check this out.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Hi, Nicole. What do you think is the funniest thing I've seen you do
0:04:12 > 0:04:13on a drunken night out?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16It's got something to do with paddle boarding.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Tell us about paddle boarding.
0:04:20 > 0:04:26I think I maybe had a party that started at three in the afternoon
0:04:26 > 0:04:30with the local rum there in Antigua.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32And we were paddle boarding...
0:04:34 > 0:04:40..and next thing you know, Caroline Flack is laying there topless.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Everybody else was topless and stuff but I didn't get naked.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46And I just continued to paddle board
0:04:46 > 0:04:50and it was like I was singing like Italian, it was moonlit and...
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Flack said you were naked.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56No, I wasn't naked! She was naked.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58She has got a gorgeous pair of ta-tas
0:04:58 > 0:05:02and the moon was just shining down on them.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06You see, that is so different to the sort of parties I have.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08The parties I have, you just end up in a kitchen going,
0:05:08 > 0:05:12"No, seriously, mate, you need to turn your life around, honestly "
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Dynamo, trick or treat? You have to say "trick". Trick
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I've been practising. Oh, no, don't... Yay!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Check the coin. Keep your eyes on the coin, OK? I'm trying to
0:05:23 > 0:05:27As if you are trying to show Dynamo a trick, dick.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, good job, buddy!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Way to go!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Give us one of yours. All right I want to try something,
0:05:42 > 0:05:46but in order for this to work, I m going to need one of you to kiss me.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Nicole?
0:05:49 > 0:05:54What about one of you boys? OK But just blow me, er, a kiss.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07OK. Just blow a kiss in the direction of my cards over here. OK.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Got it. I'm going to go through these cards. They are all blank
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I'll just place them down, like this.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21I know some people that could get some ones with hearts on them(!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'll just hook a brother up. Yeah.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Always looking out. Just say stop.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Stop. Right there? On this card The one I just placed down? Yeah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:44Or do you want that one? I think I want that one. OK. Slide that up.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47..any of these... Mm-hm.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51..any of these ones. All right
0:06:52 > 0:06:56You picked this one right here Uh-huh. Turn it over.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Oh, my God.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I want to take this a step further, though. OK.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I want you to write your name on there.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Just write your name, nice and big. In print or... However you want
0:07:13 > 0:07:16You can write your signature, then just put your phone number on there(!)
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Everyone see that?
0:07:30 > 0:07:35Just bite down on the card. Right here. That's perfect.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I'll take this card. Everyone see this?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I'll do the same thing.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Give me your hands.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Where are we going?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02No way! No way?!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Get out of here!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13That's crazy.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17You are a master and I hate you Thank you.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22We actually got some footage of young Dynamo, so check this out.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29My name's Steven Frayne, but you might know me as Dyno-Rod
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I'd like to change that.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45Steven! Tea's ready. I've got your favourite - popcorn.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I can't eat popcorn, it gives me mucus. The mucus gets on the cards.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53You're not coming down until you've mastered that trip, all right?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58'It was time to get onto the streets
0:08:58 > 0:09:01'and practise my magic on my best friend, Gregory.'
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Pass me your phone and I'll do some magic.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07But you don't know how to do magic, though. I can.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10See your phone? Yeah. Watch.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16You're in.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I told you you couldn't do it. I can.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Sorry, mate.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38Pick any card you like, any one at all. Can I take that one?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Yeah, take that one. Eat your card and I'll eat mine
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Look at me.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51This will be your card.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53SPLAT!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Is that your card?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58It's hard to tell, Steven.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00It's Dynamo.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03'Running away, I never could have imagined
0:10:03 > 0:10:05'the powerful dream I would have that night.'
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Bradford...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Bradford...
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Bradford...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17That's magic!
0:10:17 > 0:10:21It's Paul Daniels. Yes, I am your future,
0:10:21 > 0:10:24and I've got great news for you, boy. You're going to be a big star.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26How do I become a big star, Paul Daniels?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Practice. That's the number one rule. Number two rule -
0:10:28 > 0:10:31never run with a pair of scissors in your trouser pocket,
0:10:31 > 0:10:35and always exercise caution in the red-light district of Thailand.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I can't afford to go to Thailand, Paul Daniels.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I have to stay in Bradford.
0:10:41 > 0:10:46# Ain't not sunshine when she's gone... #
0:10:46 > 0:10:48'It didn't matter that Gregory wasn't impressed,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50'cos I realised that magic was all around me,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52'in the streets...of Bradford.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
0:10:56 > 0:10:59# And this house just ain't no home
0:10:59 > 0:11:02# Any time she goes away... #
0:11:02 > 0:11:04'I practised in my room for hours,
0:11:04 > 0:11:08'convinced myself I could literally walk on water,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10'and one day become the king...of Bradford.'
0:11:10 > 0:11:14You're not coming down until you ve mastered that trick, all right
0:11:14 > 0:11:17You need to practise... You need to practise...
0:11:20 > 0:11:21I'm the King of Bradford.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Steven! Steven!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I'm the emperor! 'Dynamo!'
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Did you do that mess in bog pants. Disgusting. Magic that away.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Bollocks!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42APPLAUSE
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I have got an awesome trick. OK
0:11:44 > 0:11:48I can make us all disappear and reappear in the lounge. What? Ready?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Expelliarmus!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Right, your trick was better than yours.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Yeah, Greg made a coin disappear.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I teleported humans(!) Sorry. Take that.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Do you sometimes look at where you were and where you are now
0:12:01 > 0:12:02and think, "Whoa, how did I get ..?"
0:12:02 > 0:12:05That is some journey, isn't it Yeah, it's still kind of crazy
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I'm sat here with you guys, which is...
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Yeah, I'm just a kid from Bradford who likes magic
0:12:10 > 0:12:12and just kind of decided to follow my dream.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15But Bradford does have some amazing things on its CV.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I work there a fair bit and one of the things I look forward to at the end of a gig is a curry,
0:12:18 > 0:12:22because it is the capital of curry. Definitely. Where do you go?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I know where I will be going - the Royal Balti Curry House,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28because I've been learning all about it, cos you're bang into it.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32That's my favourite, yeah. There you are, hanging out, in the lounge
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'd just go in there drunk, going,
0:12:34 > 0:12:38"I'm going to make a chicken chasni disappear." Bleurgh!
0:12:40 > 0:12:49We have got some exciting news
0:12:49 > 0:12:51they've decided - this is genuine -
0:12:51 > 0:12:53they're going to name a dish in your honour.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Your regular order of chicken tikka on naan bread
0:12:56 > 0:12:59is now going to be called The Dynamo.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01How about that, ladies and gentlemen?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04CHEERING
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Good job, buddy.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Amazing.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Do you think they'll deliver to London?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Now, Nicole, we're both from seaside towns.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20You're from Honolulu and I'm from Southend.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Look at that. Aw... Where did you get that picture
0:13:24 > 0:13:28That is Nicole Scherzinger with fruit on her head, ladies and gentlemen.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You left Hawaii quite young. You were about six or seven years old.
0:13:31 > 0:13:37Yeah, I was born in Hawaii and then I grew up in Louisville, Kentucky,
0:13:37 > 0:13:41which is the South. Your mum was a hula dancer, is that right? Yes.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Did your mum show you any hula skills? Any that you might want ..?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Put it this way, me and Greg earlier were saying how good it would be
0:13:48 > 0:13:51if we could give you a lei while we're on the show.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54So we've got one for you. Thank you.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Would you be willing to show us any hula moves?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Huh? Huh?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Please teach us how to hula. We'll get up.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Can you get it over my big hair
0:14:09 > 0:14:13You can teach us, if you like. I'm not a good hula dancer.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I wouldn't even know where to start. Give us a basic move.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Is hula hoop the same as hula?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22It's like a moon, so you have to go... You cannot move from here up.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25A moon? So it's just the hips, then?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27HULA MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:27 > 0:14:30OK. And then you can go down.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I'm quite enjoying it.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Up on your toes.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Go down, don't move the top.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47Down. A bit low. Lower. Greg, you're not even following us.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Yeah, I like that better.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Is that like a really sexy way of getting onto the toilet?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, yeah, baby.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04"I've got to the toilet, but I don't want to ruin my dress.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07"I don't want to feel dirty. So I'm just going to..."
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Oh, ease on down!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11"Oh, land one."
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I was going to say something, but... Go on!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Go on, say it! In a public toilet, do you cover up your plop?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21You know some people try and cough over it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24You know what I mean, you go to the toilet and you're like,
0:15:24 > 0:15:26"Cough, cough!" "Bloop, bloop.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Are you one of those?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31One time... Wait until the handdryer goes on... Quickly!
0:15:31 > 0:15:35"Get out! Go, brown soldiers!" That sort of thing.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42One time, I was sick. I don't know why I'm telling you this story
0:15:42 > 0:15:44One time when I was sick, my sister...
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Good sisters have your back when you have to go to the bathroom,
0:15:47 > 0:15:51and then they go and they are turning on the faucets
0:15:51 > 0:15:55and flushing toilets and putting handdryers on.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Greg just leaves the door open and gives the cricket score.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Right, Nicole, so you've been here for a little while now in the UK.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06We think you've settled in quite well
0:16:06 > 0:16:10and we think you like the UK quite a lot. Fair to say? Love
0:16:10 > 0:16:14We're going to name some quintessentially British things OK?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18And we want you to tell us whether they are sh-amazing,
0:16:18 > 0:16:19sh-average
0:16:19 > 0:16:20or sh-ite.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22O-o-oh! OK?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25We'll start with an easy one, then, just to warm up. Tea.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Sh-amaze-balls on that one.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31I'm going to throw some balls on that one, cos it's so good.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I love the tea. I always have builder's tea.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Right? That's with two sugars and milk?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39No, two sugars, milk and sexism
0:16:39 > 0:16:40LAUGHTER
0:16:40 > 0:16:44And what about royal family - sh-amazing, sh-average or sh-ite?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Yeah, I guess, like, sh-amazing
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I don't know what they DO, like I don't..
0:16:49 > 0:16:54We don't have that, so I think it's super dope and gangster yacht, like the Queen...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56The Queen is pretty dope.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59But if you are going to come here and live, you're going to
0:16:59 > 0:17:02have to pass this thing we've got called the British Citizenship Test.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06This is your potential passport which we've actually had made.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08There we are. Aw, bless!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10It's the worst picture ever.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I'm so happy you all found it(!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16It's important that you know the country. I'll give you some British town names.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I just want you to tell me if they are real or not. Oh, no. True or false.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22The first one - Shitterton.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Are you saying Shit-a-ton? Shitterton.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I'm going to say yes. You're correct.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32APPLAUSE
0:17:33 > 0:17:38Genuinely, genuinely next to the valley of Scratchy Bottom.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41The next one - Fingringhoe.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43That's like... Wait... What?!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Is this a real town or not? Fingringhoe?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51That can NOT be real!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Are you going for false? False
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I'm afraid it really is a place
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Unsurprisingly in Essex, where I'm from.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03It's known for its salt marshes and very friendly ladies.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh, my gosh, that's so funny.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I took a picture for my parents because you have a pub
0:18:08 > 0:18:12and it's called The Big Cock. I love it!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14My mum and dad were, "Oh, my God!"
0:18:14 > 0:18:19You're doing quite well on these. You've got enough of a score so far. The last one - Muff.
0:18:21 > 0:18:26Real place? Why not? I've heard worse. That's correct.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30It's a town in north-west Ireland - Muff. Aw, bless.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I know you're not going to believe this bit,
0:18:32 > 0:18:34but Greg and I have done a bit of research,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37they genuinely - because they are on the coast -
0:18:37 > 0:18:40have a diving club and it is called Muff Diving Club.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Oh, my God!
0:18:43 > 0:18:49In Colorado - that reminds me -
0:18:49 > 0:18:53and the local liquor store is called Beaver Liquors!
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Every day... Every time, I'm like, "Aha-ha-ha!"
0:19:00 > 0:19:03The Brits love a hobby, OK? We have the perfect hobby for you.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06This is huge in Britain, absolutely huge, particular in Norfolk,
0:19:06 > 0:19:11because there's not much to do apart from your own family. So. .
0:19:11 > 0:19:16The hobby we've got for you is...snail racing.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Do they race? They do now!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Shut up! Join us at the shell-o-drome. Let's go. Aw...
0:19:30 > 0:19:33OK. What's happened here? Oh, those two are doing it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37These are our snails and this is our shell-o-drome. It's quite a simple sport.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39They genuinely play this in Norfolk a lot.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41You put your snails in the middle
0:19:41 > 0:19:44and whoever reaches the edge first wins. Oh, my God. What's up?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's his antler...
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Put him down. Look his little antlers.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Ohh! I have to say, yours is the most beautiful, Nicole.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00In the garden, even your snail is beautiful.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03SEANN: You're putting yours in front of mine.
0:20:03 > 0:20:08I'm not going to lie to you, it s quite a slow sport. What is mine...
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Come on, honey, you are just working it. I'm going to leave you to it for now.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I'm going to meet some friends that have just...
0:20:14 > 0:20:17You'd better not have A-listers in the cupboard again.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21No, it's just a couple of guys popping over. I'll speak to you in a bit. Look at Nicole's one
0:20:21 > 0:20:22She's doing really good.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Chris, lovely to see you. Good to see you.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Thanks for being in our cupboard. What you think of it? It's great.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32It's just a little bit like my diet in this film - lots of chicken
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Let's talk about your new film
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I saw it the other day - absolutely mind-blowing. Oh, cool. Thanks
0:20:36 > 0:20:39So it looks like the biggest, most expensive thing I've ever seen
0:20:39 > 0:20:40It was epic, you know?
0:20:40 > 0:20:44And it felt like as large as it comes across on screen.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49We went to Iceland, we shot on some beautiful locations all over London.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53The sets were built predominantly outdoors to give it that aesthetic, grounded reality look to it,
0:20:53 > 0:20:58you know. A hell of a lot of fun.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00So, I'm going to level with you man to man,
0:21:00 > 0:21:04I've just got to say this to you, you are very easy on the eye.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Thank you.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Well, let's have a little look at the new Thor film.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I've got this completely under control.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Is that why everything's on fire(?)
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I want to talk about the hammer The hammer? OK?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42It's an amazing weapon. It comes up whenever you want it. Sure.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45You put your hand up, it's there. Yeah. A quick hammer test for you.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Sure. So, name that hammer. It's a hammer with a black handle.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53It's a claw hammer. The claw hammer? That's what I said. This one?
0:21:53 > 0:21:57This is a xylophone thing. # Da-da-da-da... #
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Or, I like to call it, a mini-Thor hammer. It is, isn't it?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03You see that? This one is cooler. You like this one? Yes.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06You can have that. Thank you. Please, I feel quite threatened
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Next question.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10So I want some advice. How do I be more Thor?
0:22:10 > 0:22:15I don't know, you just work out and get in the... Working out? Bit of hard work, but of commitment.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18And the hair. But you're in good shape. No, I'm weedy.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23That is... This is the only hammer... That would be your weapon of choice?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24This is it. It'd be like...
0:22:24 > 0:22:27By the way, you handle that better than I did a second ago.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Because it's an appropriate hammer for my size. Ah!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35What I'd really like is if Thor went back to Home And Away now, just for one episode.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Sure, that could be cool.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Hang out with Alf at the pub, have a beer. You'd love it.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43He'd show you a few things. "Show me that hammer, Thor!"
0:22:43 > 0:22:46There could be a Home And Away reunion.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Walk out of the sea. "Hi, guys, I'm back." I'm back
0:22:50 > 0:22:58Chris Hemsworth, thank you for being in our cupboard today. Thanks, buddy.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Thank you. Fantastic. Cheers.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02And if any of the other cast members from Thor are around,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04particularly...Portman,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07send Natalie in, she's always welcome.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10OK, sure. You can have that... Thanks, man.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11APPLAUSE
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Can I just say, Nicole's snail won and we captured the footage?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26CHEERING
0:23:26 > 0:23:29She won fair and square. I'm kind of annoyed.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30I'm so competitive and I was like,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33"Come on, baby," and she was so fast.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36You're quite competitive and quite sporty and stuff, aren't you?
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Well, I wasn't always so sport-terrific.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Um... Just sporty.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I played softball when I was younger
0:23:45 > 0:23:49and they always put me really far back in the outfield
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Explain softball to us.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Softball's like baseball but a little bit bigger than a baseball. Yeah?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And we do, like, underhand, like that.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59I prefer that instantly.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Yeah, it's like the slightly easier version than baseball.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Underhand bowling is better. I prefer underhand bowling.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09You can go like that and still look hot while you're doing it
0:24:09 > 0:24:12And still look sh-amazing whilst throwing.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Well, anyway we're going to have... I'm straight by the way...
0:24:15 > 0:24:17LAUGHTER You are?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Yeah, I'm just very in touch with...
0:24:19 > 0:24:21LAUGHTER
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, no, I love you!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Now, in England we have rounders, I suppose it's the closest thing,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31so we have set up, in the flat a little version of it
0:24:31 > 0:24:33that we thought we could play with you,
0:24:33 > 0:24:37and it's called Getting To Fourth Base With Nicole. Oh, no
0:24:42 > 0:24:45You're going to hit whatever Greg bowls at you,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47and you have to try and get to first base, second base,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49third base and fourth base.
0:24:49 > 0:24:59First base is currently over there in the audience.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01LAUGHTER
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Oh, no! OK, ready?
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Oh!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06First strike.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09This is a small tomato. Can you throw something bigger
0:25:09 > 0:25:10To-MAH-to!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Throw something bigger, please. Thank you.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Scotch egg! Yes!
0:25:14 > 0:25:15What is that?!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18That is a Scotch egg. Don't ask. Right.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Big ball.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24SHE SQUEALS Oh, sh...
0:25:24 > 0:25:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Useless!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I do like tennis lessons. So, do you know what...
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Ready?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38LAUGHTER
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh! Ah!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43APPLAUSE Run, first base, go!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Be lenient, guys.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49She's there. SHE SQUEALS
0:25:52 > 0:25:56We are here at first base, and first base is...
0:25:56 > 0:25:57touching.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00So if you'd just like to open your furry pouch, madam.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02So I have to tell you what's in there?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Yeah, just try and guess what's in there.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07On you go.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Describe how it feels.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13It's a little bit cold on my fingertips.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I'm touching it all over.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20What do you think it is? A type of...bean.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Is it a kidney bean? It is a type of bean,
0:26:22 > 0:26:24it's a slightly darker colour.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26A black-eyed pea. Yes!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29CHEERING People are thinking, "Why the black-eyed peas "
0:26:29 > 0:26:32but there's something people might not know about the Black Eyed Peas.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Tell us what happened.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Will asked me to be in the Peas, originally.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38What happened? You were just like, "No, I don't fancy that"?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41My fiance at the time said no. Really? Mm.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45I was working on my own solo music, so, yeah...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47But I loved the Peas at that time,
0:26:47 > 0:26:50so I was kind of sad, but Fergie, it worked out for her.
0:26:50 > 0:26:59But you're going to be a guest vocalist
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Hello!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I watched this movie the other day - what's it called, The Great Gatsby?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Yeah.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09And the opening scene, when you go to Gatsby's dude's house,
0:27:09 > 0:27:11everyone's having a party,
0:27:11 > 0:27:15there's fountains, there's confetti and there's a song...
0:27:15 > 0:27:16# Bang, bang...
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# Love him down Shot my baby with a
0:27:18 > 0:27:19# Bang, bang... #
0:27:19 > 0:27:22That's me singing the dang song I was like,
0:27:22 > 0:27:23"You never even told me that!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Everyone knows that track, right? That's you singing?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Yeah! No way! I didn't even know he put it out until I saw the movie.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34That's pretty awesome. I think we're ready to try and hit second base. My hands are still wet and sticky.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Don't worry, we've got baby wipes here, baby.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41What would you like?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43I want to throw... Some cheese
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Yeah, a big old thing of cheese Big old thing of cheese.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Come on, Greg, do it for the sausages!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52ALL: Oh!
0:27:55 > 0:27:56KLAXON BLARES
0:27:56 > 0:28:00So, we're at second base, which is...
0:28:00 > 0:28:02kissing, ladies and gentlemen.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03ALL: Whoo!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06OK, your task at this base
0:28:06 > 0:28:11is to tell us who would you snog, marry, or kill, out of those three?
0:28:11 > 0:28:13I'd snog Lou-Lou,
0:28:13 > 0:28:16I'd marry Gazza, cos he's a great dad...
0:28:16 > 0:28:19and I'd kill Simon.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21APPLAUSE
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Is there any reason behind that It's just Simon.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31Right, let's go, let's do one more. Come on, one more. You OK?
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Don't step on the cheese.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Right, you can do this?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Oh, wait, hold on, let me focus
0:28:42 > 0:28:45So you're going to smack it. You've got to get a home run.
0:28:47 > 0:28:48Oh.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49Oh, no!
0:28:49 > 0:28:52CHEERING
0:28:56 > 0:29:00I've got you a special surprise for getting a home run. OK?
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Now, a game of softball
0:29:02 > 0:29:05is never complete without a mascot. OK?
0:29:05 > 0:29:09Here, all the way from America is someone you know very well.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11It's...
0:29:12 > 0:29:14King Louie.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17MUSIC: "Circle Of Life" from The Lion King
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Oh, my God!
0:29:21 > 0:29:22Oh!
0:29:23 > 0:29:26King Louie!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Hey, King Louie! All right?
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Oh, he's smellier than I thought.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34King Louie, everybody!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Now, Nicole, we can see you're sh-amazed,
0:29:42 > 0:29:45but do you want to tell everyone who this is and how you know him?
0:29:45 > 0:29:47This is King Louie.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49So, growing up I always sang
0:29:49 > 0:29:52and one of my first jobs was at an amusement park.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54It's now called Six Flags
0:29:54 > 0:29:57but at the time it was called Kentucky Kingdom.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01Every week we'd have to take turns and dress up as King Louie
0:30:01 > 0:30:03and walk around the park and meet the kids
0:30:03 > 0:30:05and then we'd have to do the choreography
0:30:05 > 0:30:07and do the entire show as King Louie.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11When was the last time you saw King Louie, then? How long has it been?
0:30:11 > 0:30:13It's been forever. Give him a hug.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Oh... Hi, King Louie!
0:30:18 > 0:30:21APPLAUSE I really enjoyed the game
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Do you mind if I just go off to the coat cupboard again
0:30:23 > 0:30:25I'm just feeling a bit hot and bothered.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29There'd better not be another A-lister in there, cos I'll be really annoyed.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31He's always has these cool friends in the cupboard.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Hi. Hi.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36How are you? Great. Good. Thanks for being in our cupboard today
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Thanks, it's terrifying.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40Like it? No! I don't! What don't you like about it?
0:30:40 > 0:30:44The chicken carcasses! The rotisserie closet.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47I suppose it keeps the coats warm or something like that. Ah.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51With the nice scent. Yeah, exactly. But anyway,
0:30:51 > 0:30:53the film is incredible.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57Thor is back. You're back.
0:30:57 > 0:31:05Thor is sort of torn between his love
0:31:05 > 0:31:07as Asgard's future king.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09'Jane's sad at the beginning of the movie
0:31:09 > 0:31:13'because Thor hasn't called her in two years, which is horrible '
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Typical.
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Jane.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Sorry, I just needed to make sure you were real.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29It's been a very strange day. I am. Jane...
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Where WERE you? Where were YOU
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Heimdall cannot see you.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35I was right here where you left me.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37So being romantically involved with Thor
0:31:37 > 0:31:40must be a very fun part of the job,
0:31:40 > 0:31:41but I want to talk about real life.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44If you were a real-life queen, what would you do for the day?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47I don't know. What do you get to...?
0:31:47 > 0:31:50What do you get when you're queen? Do you get...? Immortality.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52She's old but she's not...
0:31:52 > 0:31:55She, at some point, will die.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58I hope not. How dare you?! She will die at some point.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Will I get hung for saying that I hope not. Probably. That's treason.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03OK, the Queen will never die.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07OK, I want to talk about London in this film. There is a lot of London in this.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09And Greenwich.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13Greenwich specifically, and I'm sat there going, "This is the place where I flew a kite when I was six!"
0:32:13 > 0:32:16But in the film, it makes it quite cool.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18Yeah. But you ruin Greenwich!
0:32:18 > 0:32:22Yeah, it was pretty fun to see it with all the columns toppled,
0:32:22 > 0:32:24cos they had all this sort of set dressing.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26And a pile of rubble in the middle.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Before I let you go - I know you have a lot of things to do...
0:32:28 > 0:32:31I've been practising something quite Thor-esque.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Will you help me out with it?
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Depends what it is. It involves this.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37OK? This is the only one I can manage.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Are you going to judge someone Are you going to hit our knees
0:32:40 > 0:32:43I've been practising this.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46In the film, the hammer comes out of nowhere and goes pow. He's got it.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Oh. I think I can do it. Ready
0:32:48 > 0:32:50All right. We have to throw it at you?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Three, two, one.
0:32:52 > 0:32:53Oh! Oh!
0:32:53 > 0:32:55APPLAUSE
0:32:55 > 0:32:57That was impressive. Very good. See?
0:32:57 > 0:33:00They're not even real chickens SO there you go.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04Natalie, Kat, thank you so much for coming into the cupboard.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06I'll leave you to it and I'll see you soon. Thank you.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08OK, yeah, leave us here(!)
0:33:08 > 0:33:11APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:33:13 > 0:33:17Welcome, welcome, welcome to our completely legal gambling den.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20Right, everyone, visors on, please, as we're in a casino.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24Dynamo, you were actually a croupier.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26He was a croupier, everybody!
0:33:26 > 0:33:28That's pretty cool. CHEERING
0:33:28 > 0:33:31At Gala Casino in Bradford. Yeah, for a little while.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34So you've got, like, a signature shuffle, haven't you?
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Can you show us it?
0:33:40 > 0:33:42You do it like this.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48I'll even put in some dance moves,
0:33:48 > 0:33:50just to...
0:33:50 > 0:33:51That's cool. No way.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Hey!
0:33:53 > 0:33:55APPLAUSE
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Do you know what we're going to play now? Yes. Chat Roulette
0:33:58 > 0:34:02Now, don't worry, Chat Roulette isn't just middle-aged men getting their knobs out,
0:34:02 > 0:34:06we're going to play our own version of it right here, right now.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08What we're going to do, Dynamo
0:34:08 > 0:34:11we're going to have you spin the roulette ball,
0:34:11 > 0:34:12and wherever it lands,
0:34:12 > 0:34:16we're going to get someone from the audience to ask you a question.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Dynamo, let's play Chat Roulette.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Do it. No more bets.
0:34:24 > 0:34:25No more bets.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Number 12.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Hello, what's your name? My name's Nina.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33Nina, hi. Hi.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Who do you want to chat to? I want to talk to Nicole.
0:34:36 > 0:34:40Hi, sweet pea. Hello. Hello. How are you?
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44How are you? I'm good, how are you? Yeah.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46LAUGHTER
0:34:46 > 0:34:49How did you get into theatre music?
0:34:49 > 0:34:51I just sang all my life.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53I wanted to be Whitney Houston
0:34:53 > 0:34:56from the time I was five, six years old
0:34:56 > 0:35:04and then my family really didn't have much money
0:35:04 > 0:35:07and I found a youth
0:35:07 > 0:35:10and there I found a lot of creative, weird people like me
0:35:10 > 0:35:12and I was like, "That's my home." It's sad.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15So sad we're having to use our imaginations, when this clip exists.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Oh, no.
0:35:18 > 0:35:23# Feel the motion
0:35:23 > 0:35:26# Down the hill. #
0:35:26 > 0:35:29APPLAUSE
0:35:29 > 0:35:33Thank you, Nina. Thank you very much. Bye-bye, darling.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36You started as a classical opera singer, didn't you?
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Well, I... # Oo-oo! Ah! # Can you do that flower music, that one?
0:35:39 > 0:35:41# Ah-ah-ah-ah! # That one.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43# Ah-ah-ah! #
0:35:43 > 0:35:47# Ah-h! Macaroni cheese! #
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Did you just say macaroni and cheese? I did.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54It's just what I fancy right now.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56You're just thinking of a food up here, huh?
0:35:56 > 0:35:57I'm just thinking of some mac and cheese.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Have you got a little bit of an opera demo?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Can you do, like, a little thingy for us?
0:36:03 > 0:36:06So, let's try to warm up. Why don't you do the British Airways advert?
0:36:06 > 0:36:08SHE SINGS A SERIES OF VERY HIGH NOTES
0:36:14 > 0:36:16APPLAUSE
0:36:20 > 0:36:23That was really fun. I thought things were going to crack there.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25What note would that have been
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Was that like an A+ or something? I don't know.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30That was freaking awesome. Right, let's go for another spin.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Red 21. Right, red 21.
0:36:38 > 0:36:43Hiya! Hi, how are you? My name is Camilla.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Hi, Camilla. Who would you like to ask a question to?
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Seann, if that's all right. I'll do it.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50OK, what made you get into comedy?
0:36:50 > 0:36:54I suppose when I was a kid I used to watch lots of Lee Evans
0:36:54 > 0:36:57and Jack Dee and they were making me laugh
0:36:57 > 0:37:00and I just wanted to do that to other people, you know.
0:37:00 > 0:37:07I've heard you just cover your whole house in Post-Its
0:37:07 > 0:37:10I used to... If I saw something that I thought was funny,
0:37:10 > 0:37:12I'd write it on a Post-It note stick it on the wall,
0:37:12 > 0:37:14carry on doing that until my whole living room was covered
0:37:14 > 0:37:20in Post-It notes and then any of the ideas matched, I'd put it together.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23It was mainly observations about sausage rolls.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26You've got Seann To Be Wild, your DVD's coming out at Christmas. Yeah!
0:37:26 > 0:37:28I think we should get an idea
0:37:28 > 0:37:30of exactly what you talk about on stage and here's a clip.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Lucozade!
0:37:32 > 0:37:34The Lucozade ad, have you seen this?
0:37:34 > 0:37:38All these blokes with their tops off, eight packs,
0:37:38 > 0:37:41running on treadmills, wires on their bodies, connected to machines.
0:37:41 > 0:37:42Lucozade Sport.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48Everyone knows Lucozade is not for people that do sport.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Lucozade is for the hangover.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Everyone knows this. The advert for the Lucozade should just be
0:37:53 > 0:37:56a man on a bus crying.
0:37:58 > 0:37:59APPLAUSE
0:38:05 > 0:38:08Right, one more spin. Let's spin again, Dynamo.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Number 31, Black. Right, who's next?
0:38:16 > 0:38:18No way. It's John Newman.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Oh, my God! It's John Newman. APPLAUSE
0:38:20 > 0:38:22He's got a No.1 album, everybody,
0:38:22 > 0:38:23a debut No.1 album.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27John Newman, we love you. Do you know what?
0:38:27 > 0:38:30I think, rather than you ask a question,
0:38:30 > 0:38:31we've got a question for you. Yes.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35Will you play us out at the end of the show? I'd love to. Yes!
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Go and get yourself set, son. Thank you.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38APPLAUSE
0:38:38 > 0:38:41Ladies and gents, that's all we have time for tonight.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Please thank our guests - Dynamo... CHEERING
0:38:44 > 0:38:47..Seann Walsh... CHEERING
0:38:47 > 0:38:49..and Nicole Scherzinger!
0:38:49 > 0:38:51CHEERING
0:38:51 > 0:38:54But now make some noise for John Newman as he performs Cheating!
0:39:02 > 0:39:11APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:39:24 > 0:39:27# I saw you Sunday, Monday
0:39:29 > 0:39:31# Hanging with your man, yeah
0:39:31 > 0:39:36# You came back on a Tuesday
0:39:36 > 0:39:40# With that cold hard look of shame
0:39:40 > 0:39:42# Ooh-ohh
0:39:42 > 0:39:45# I could love you better
0:39:45 > 0:39:48# Better than you once knew
0:39:49 > 0:39:51# And if you're cheating
0:39:51 > 0:39:53# Cheat on
0:39:53 > 0:39:57# Cos cheating's just a thing you do It's just a thing you do, yeah
0:40:00 > 0:40:03# I saw you Friday, Saturday
0:40:03 > 0:40:08# Tearing up another heart
0:40:08 > 0:40:11# You came home cryin'
0:40:12 > 0:40:16# Why d'you take it all so hard
0:40:17 > 0:40:22# You know I love you better
0:40:22 > 0:40:25# Better than you once knew
0:40:25 > 0:40:30# And if you're cheating, cheat on
0:40:30 > 0:40:34# I would never cheat on you No, no, no, baby
0:40:34 > 0:40:37# I love you better
0:40:37 > 0:40:40# Better than you once knew
0:40:40 > 0:40:44# And if you're cheating, cheat on
0:40:44 > 0:40:49# Cos cheating's just a thing you do It's just a thing you do
0:40:53 > 0:40:55CHEERING
0:40:55 > 0:40:59# I miss all the torture, babe
0:41:08 > 0:41:12# But if your heart is beating Bring it on, bring it to me
0:41:12 > 0:41:14# You are the one that's creeping
0:41:14 > 0:41:16# You are the one that's cheating
0:41:16 > 0:41:19# But if your heart is beating Bring it on
0:41:19 > 0:41:21# You are the one that's creeping
0:41:21 > 0:41:23# You are the one that's cheating
0:41:23 > 0:41:27# But if your heart is beating Bring it on, bring it to me
0:41:27 > 0:41:29# You are the one that's creeping
0:41:29 > 0:41:30# You are the one that's cheating
0:41:30 > 0:41:34# But if your heart is beating Bring it on, bring it to me
0:41:34 > 0:41:38# You know I love you better
0:41:38 > 0:41:41# Better than you once knew
0:41:41 > 0:41:46# And if you're cheating, cheat on
0:41:46 > 0:41:50# I would never cheat on you, baby
0:41:50 > 0:41:53# I love you better
0:41:53 > 0:41:56# Better than you once knew
0:41:56 > 0:42:00# And if you're cheating, cheat on
0:42:00 > 0:42:03# Cheating's just a thing you do #
0:42:03 > 0:42:04Oh!
0:42:22 > 0:42:26APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
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