Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07On tonight's Staying In, we've got Britney, bitch!

0:00:07 > 0:00:10CHEERING Who else is on the show?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12World-famous pop group Little Mix are in the house.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Rapper Wretch 32 stops by.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Reality star Rylan Clark comes over.

0:00:18 > 0:00:22Plus X Factor champion James Arthur is in the neighbourhood.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24And we've got a little help from Rylan right now,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27because as you can see, I'm dressed up for Britney, bitch.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29So can you do this bit whilst I go and get ready?

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Yeah. Yeah? All right.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Jump to. Let's do it. Enjoy the show!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36CHEERING

0:00:36 > 0:00:40It's staying in with Russell and Rylan. I'm quite excited, actually.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59CHEERING

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Little Mix! It's only Little Mix!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06All right, girls? Excellent! How are you doing? Good!

0:01:06 > 0:01:11Jesy, Perrie, Jade, Leigh-Anne welcome. Thank you! Thank you!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15What do you think about our place, then? Do you like it? We love it. I'm really digging the camels.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Yeah. Everyone loves them camels.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21I like it, I do like it, but this is a bit of a pad, to be fair.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25I don't know how I'd feel about having people watching me sleep

0:01:25 > 0:01:27But other than that, I like it I like it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Me, I sleep better knowing people are looking on. LAUGHTER

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Do you actually live together as well?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Cos we always imagine a band living in the same fun house.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38We used to. Two and two.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40But then we all decided we had too many clothes, so we live on our own.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Who lived with who, then? Me and Jess. We had some of the best times, didn't we, though, in our flat

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Where do you live now? One of you lives with a ghost.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Who lives with a ghost? Oh, I used to.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53She used to have one in her room .. An actual ghost? I believe so, yes.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Cos my room was very cold all the time.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57And then I'd go to sleep at night-time,

0:01:57 > 0:01:59and the telly would switch on by itself.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Are you sure that you just didn t have your heating on and you weren't lying on your remote? Yeah.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04LAUGHTER

0:02:04 > 0:02:08I'm pretty sure. What come on the telly? Just like the fizzy screen...

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oh, that's the worst!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Or like they girl with the crayon and the doll, like...

0:02:13 > 0:02:15PHONE RINGS

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Ah!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I thought it was a ghost. It's the landline.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Hello, Greg.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Is it just me, or has Rylan had his teeth done?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27That's totally inappropriate, you can't say that.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29What's he saying?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31He said he's not being funny, but have you had your teeth done?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34LAUGHTER

0:02:34 > 0:02:37No. Have you had anything done to your face, any work?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Yeah, I've had a little bit of Botox.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41And everyone goes, "Oh, you're 24, you're 25,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44"why are you having Botox?" And I go, "Look, I'd rather have it now

0:02:44 > 0:02:48"to stop the lines, than have the lines and try and fill them up!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51It doesn't look like you've had loads,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54though, d'you know what I mean I'm a natural beauty, babe, to be fair.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57So, Perrie, congratulations. Engaged, ladies and gentlemen!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59APPLAUSE

0:02:59 > 0:03:03To One Direction. How are you finding it? It just feels normal, it feels nice.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I don't feel any different.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07It didn't change the way the commitment felt,

0:03:07 > 0:03:11it didn't feel like it was more serious? No! I'm excited.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well, listen, I think

0:03:13 > 0:03:16every single bird in here wants to know, how did he propose? Yes.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Was it like some big...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, my God, fireworks at the top of the Eiffel Tower...

0:03:20 > 0:03:24# That's what makes you beautiful... # ?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28No! I haven't really spoken about the engagement, to be honest.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I just announced that when we were engaged.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34I said, "Yeah, we're engaged, we're happy," but I never really talk about anything personal with me

0:03:34 > 0:03:36and him, because everything is out there so much.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41It's nice to keep something a bit more sentimental. Was it in the bath? No!

0:03:41 > 0:03:46He came up out of the water with the ring? Was in the kitchen? No!

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Was in the downstairs toilet. No! Living room? No!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Bedroom? No.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54What other rooms do people have !

0:03:54 > 0:03:57It might have been out and about. Maybe it was outside. Was it the garden?

0:03:57 > 0:04:03Maybe it was. Aw...! Casual gazebo from Argos.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08The sprinklers come on, and you re like, "We're wet, I hadn't noticed."

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Russ, can you...? Oh, hi, Little Mix.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Russ, can you keep it down and stop showing off to the girls?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16It's so embarrassing. I'm trying to concentrate in here, dick!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19LAUGHTER

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Wretch, mate, thanks for helping me out. I mean, this is Britney, bitch. This is big.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27This is a big interview, man. This is the pinnacle, man. This is it.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Right, so, what do you do when you get starstruck?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32I just pretend that I'm a bigger celebrity than the person

0:04:32 > 0:04:36I'm in front of. So put someone in your head. I don't know, George Clooney.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39OK. OK, so you're now George Clooney.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41So George Clooney is interviewing Britney Spears. No, no, no.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45You're interviewing Britney Spears. Where's George Clooney? Inside you.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Why is George Clooney having sex with me? No, no, not that kind of inside.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53On the inside. I can't stop thinking about his cock. No, just...

0:04:53 > 0:04:55just the coolness.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57That's all you need to worry about. You see, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Hey, I'm Clooney. This is what I'm saying.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04I can do a coffee advert as well. Yeah. Hey, I'm George Clooney. That's it, that's right.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09Listen, I know that one of you has got a very strong party trick,

0:05:09 > 0:05:13and it's making the noise of a goat maybe...?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Could that be you?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18It must be pretty good for it to have got round the internet the world and to us.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Can I hear this goat noise? Yeah.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23SHE MIMES TO REAL GOAT BLEATING

0:05:25 > 0:05:28That's fantastic. That is an actual goat.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31APPLAUSE

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Have you always been to do this

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Or was it, like, you were six years old, it was primary school

0:05:36 > 0:05:39talent day, and they were like "Perrie?" And you were like...

0:05:39 > 0:05:43It was in the kitchen with my friend, and I thought it sounded good, so... Casual goat.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Well, it's so good, I thought we could maybe phone a vet

0:05:47 > 0:05:51for real and see if you can convince a vet that you're actually a goat.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I'm going to get the vet on the line, do a bit of spiel

0:05:54 > 0:05:56and then I'm going to say... Am I a wounded goat?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00I'm going to pretend you've got something wrong with your teat Teat? Yeah.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03But this is a genuine vet. What s a teat? So this is the scenario

0:06:03 > 0:06:07So he's going to call up the vet, blah blah blah, there's something wrong with the goat.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10What's wrong with the goat is he's been trying to milk you,

0:06:10 > 0:06:12and it ain't been working, babe And you're making a funny old noise.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Your teat is red raw. Wow.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Disturbing.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Hello? 'Hi!'

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I've had a...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I keep a couple of goats on my land

0:06:25 > 0:06:27and I think there might be a problem with one of them.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30One of their teats looks rather red and swollen.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32And I think there might be a problem.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35When I'm trying to milk the goat, it's making quite a strange...

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Actually, it's here at the moment. Come here. Come here, Perrie. Come here.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Just tell me if this sounds right to you.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44BLEATING

0:06:46 > 0:06:51Do you think...? Do I need to worry or...? 'Is it male or female?'

0:06:51 > 0:06:57It's definitely female. 'You sure? It sounds quite masculine.'

0:06:57 > 0:07:00It sounds quite masculine? Just listen again.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I'm just going to tease the end of the swollen gland.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06BLEATING

0:07:06 > 0:07:11'Oh, OK, well, I mean, I think it's been possibly mastitis.'

0:07:11 > 0:07:13What do you do about mastitis?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15'Well, mastitis involves antibiotic treatment,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18'but it also involves sort of warm water massages and compresses.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Sounds like a good night to me

0:07:21 > 0:07:25I promise I'll give Perrie a warm water bath after this. 'OK

0:07:25 > 0:07:28'Well, just make sure you get her seen as well.'

0:07:28 > 0:07:33Oh, and by the way, that was someone from Little Mix...!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Right, Greg's messed up the rubbish, so I'm going to go

0:07:37 > 0:07:41and sort the bins out. See you in a bit. Bye! Make yourself at home, yeah?

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Help yourself to snacks. Have a cherry, babes. Have some sweets

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Hey, James Arthur! Hello, mate What you doing here? I'm...

0:07:51 > 0:07:54I pressed the wrong button, so I m on the wrong floor. Do you live here?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Yeah, yeah, I'm downstairs. No way!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Yeah, man, I've just not really been here, cos I've been playing my music.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02That's why have not bumped into you, cos you've been working on your new album. That's it.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Are you still in touch with anyone else from the X Factor? Rylan? Yes.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08But of a character. I love Rylan. What was it like sharing a room with him?

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Rylan was always naked. Always naked. It got to the point where...

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Rylan's naked again. It was very normal for him to be naked

0:08:16 > 0:08:19This is my floor, man. Thanks for chatting. Nice to see you.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24I would say, do you want to go out? But we're just staying in.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Why do you get your instruments and come and play? I'll go grab my guitar.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30That would be awesome, mate. It's been a pleasure chatting. See you later.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33You too, man, take care. That was such a long journey for three floors.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Rylan!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Guess who I just saw in the lift. Who?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44James Arthur was in there. You saw who?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46James Arthur's living in the flat below us,

0:08:46 > 0:08:49and I bumped into him in the lift. You are right? Got my hand out here.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Yeah, sorry, man. Right, so we've got Little Mix in the basement

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Britney's in the garage. And now it's just us lads.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58We'll have some lad time. By the way, Wretch, have you met Rylan before?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I have. Are you all right? I'm good. Nice to meet you.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03So Greg and I, we want to get to know you properly.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06cos Wretch 32 isn't your real name, is it? No, unfortunately not.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10What is it? It's Jermaine...Jermaine Scott. That's a lovely name.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13That's quite a cool name. It's cool, innit? Rylan, what about you?

0:09:13 > 0:09:18What's your real name? Ross. Ross is all right. But it's too close to Russ.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22What's wrong with that? So I couldn't have come on as Ross tonight.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I think we'd have known... Well actually... That's quite specific.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29We've got the dark hair, the blonde bits running through now... I know.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's all kicking off, babe. Just one vowel between us.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33LAUGHTER

0:09:33 > 0:09:36So you changed it to Rylan... Yeah. Which means...

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Rylan means Irish meadow.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Is it nice to think your name means you're being ploughed by farmers?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43LAUGHTER

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Why the fuck d'you think I chose it?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46LAUGHTER

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Wretch, we've got a little game for you. OK. Cool.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52We're going to tell you some things and we want you to let us know if you like them or dislike them.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55So when we say something and you like it,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58we'd like you to press the "like" button there.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Please test that out now.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02'Ah, yeah!'

0:10:02 > 0:10:06We just took that off your single.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08It sounds a lot like you.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12If you dislike something... Press this one? You got it.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15'Urgh! Urgh...!'

0:10:15 > 0:10:18OK, let's crack on with the game. Your first subject is recorders

0:10:18 > 0:10:22How do you feel about recorders

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh, you've got to like a recorder. 'Ah, yeah!'

0:10:25 > 0:10:29They're cool. That's the first instrument I actually tried to play.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Can you play it? No. Oh, you can t? No. You can't play Traktor...?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37I can play Traktor on the recorder. You can? Yeah. Ready? Yeah.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39"Traktor" PLAYS

0:10:46 > 0:10:48CLAPPING TO THE MUSIC

0:10:58 > 0:11:00CHEERING

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Before we move on to another like, dislike, what is your musical DNA?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16What got you into music, where are your roots? How did it start?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Do you know what, my dad was a DJ and one day...

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Gosh, he might get into trouble for this.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26One day, he brought me to a nightclub when I was very young and I was watching him do his thing.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28And it was just interesting to me to see

0:11:28 > 0:11:32that he kind of had control of the whole room, just because of music.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34So that's what started getting me into it.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Then I started messing around with his records,

0:11:36 > 0:11:39then I started writing. I was rubbish,

0:11:39 > 0:11:40then I got better. And, yeah, I'm still passionate

0:11:40 > 0:11:42APPLAUSE

0:11:44 > 0:11:48OK, next subject, Wretch, is Rylan's teeth.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Oh, fuck off.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51LAUGHTER

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Like or dislike?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55'Ah, yeah!' CHEERING

0:11:58 > 0:12:03So you like them? Sparkling, man. It's cool. Bling teeth.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08I ain't got a fucking grill in That's next. Yeah, you wait.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13I think you look banging. People need to... I love them! Bollocks. Fuck off or I'll bite you!

0:12:13 > 0:12:16APPLAUSE

0:12:17 > 0:12:19You're funny!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22OK, Wretch, final one.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Strippers - like or dislike?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28'Ah, yeah!'

0:12:28 > 0:12:31'Urgh! Urgh...!'

0:12:31 > 0:12:35It's a bit of both. What? When you have to pay, it's not nice, is it?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37APPLAUSE

0:12:39 > 0:12:43So your single, Rock Bottom, OK is written about strippers.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47One stripper. One stripper. How many strippers have you come across

0:12:47 > 0:12:49LAUGHTER

0:12:49 > 0:12:54Um, not many. A handful. Not a handful...

0:12:54 > 0:12:58LAUGHTER

0:12:58 > 0:12:59The complete opposite, what would you do to woo a girl, then?

0:12:59 > 0:13:05What's your wooing technique? I don't have a wooing technique I think I just do...

0:13:05 > 0:13:09I don't know, I'm very spontaneous, so I might see a girl, might trip her over...

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Trip her over?! No, no... That's assault!

0:13:13 > 0:13:18I'm joking, I'm joking. I don't know, it depends... Whey. .!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Anyway, I think that's enough, just before we go, I want to demonstrate my buzzer

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Hopefully we've got the pyrotechnics lined up. Let's see what happens.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Oh, dick!

0:13:27 > 0:13:30How are we going to find our way into the basement?

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Rylan, can we use your teeth?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34LAUGHTER

0:13:34 > 0:13:36APPLAUSE

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Hey, girls, how are you enjoying the basement? Hey! Love it down here.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Take a seat. We're just having a root around

0:13:46 > 0:13:50I've actually tried to turn it into a sort of makeshift tattoo parlour.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I was going to call it Russell's Little Prick...Russell's Big Prick.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58We have lots of rock'n'roll guests on and get them to come down here.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Conor Maynard had his cock done down here, a small chicken drawn on it.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Yeah. Amazing.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Make sure you spell Jesy right

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Now, er, tattoos, who has tattoos?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Me and Jess.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Where are they? What are they?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17I've got one on my wrist, one on my thigh. Yeah.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21One up my side. Can we see the one on your thigh, please?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Go on, get a bit of... What does it say?

0:14:24 > 0:14:28It says, "A tiger never loses sleep over the opinion of sheep."

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Right. Cos you're powerful. They're drab.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33So, little sheep, which would sound like...

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Baa-aa! There we go. A slightly deeper goat.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Now, I've got some tattoos here in my catalogue of tats.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45These are some of my favourites some Japanese characters.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49Like those? Nice. The reason I'm holding this one up

0:14:49 > 0:14:53is a little bird tells me you have an amazing talent for singing

0:14:53 > 0:14:56in Korean and Japanese. Well, we like to dibble-dabble

0:14:56 > 0:14:59In an Australian accent?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01"I love a bit of Japanese, me.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Get out the old didgeridoo.

0:15:05 > 0:15:10We did a little section in Japanese, didn't we? Of which song? Wings

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Yes. Can we hear that? Yes.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16THEY SING IN JAPANESE

0:15:30 > 0:15:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:35 > 0:15:40I'd love to stay in the basement all evening, but I have to check on the guys. Thanks for chatting. Bye.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44When you try to get out, don't try to rattle the door, you are locked in.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46APPLAUSE

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Hello, and welcome to Gingers Anonymous Youth Society

0:15:51 > 0:15:55We are the support group for people who are in denial about being ginger.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Russell Kane. Yep.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02My name is Russell Kane and I have a ginger streak to add texture

0:16:02 > 0:16:04LAUGHTER

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Wretch 32.

0:16:06 > 0:16:12I'm Wretch 32 and I've worked with the coolest ginger guy in the country, Ed Sheeran.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Today, we'd like to welcome a brand-new member to our society.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24He needs to get back to his roots, literally. It's Rylan Clark.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26APPLAUSE

0:16:30 > 0:16:35Rylan, the first step on the path of fulfilment

0:16:35 > 0:16:40is to address what you were like in earlier times.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42OK? Let's have a look.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Whoa! I love it how Wretch went "Whoa!"

0:16:47 > 0:16:49LAUGHTER

0:16:49 > 0:16:53APPLAUSE

0:16:55 > 0:16:58We've had some very famous gingers attend Gaze.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02For instance, Rupert Grint. Hugely famous actor.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04He's not here.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09He even bagged a role as Ron Weasley in Harry Potter.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Rylan, you have a lot in common with Rupert Grint, don't you? I do.

0:17:13 > 0:17:19Explain. When I was younger, me and Jesy from Little Mix were talking about this earlier

0:17:19 > 0:17:22we went to the same drama school.

0:17:22 > 0:17:27I got offered the part for a week to do body double work on Harry Potter.

0:17:27 > 0:17:32What? And cos I was the little ginger kid, I was Ron Weasley.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36So I'd have to run down corridors

0:17:36 > 0:17:39and every time you see the back of his head, it's either me

0:17:39 > 0:17:42or some other little minion that did it as well.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Because Rupert was too busy to do it. No way.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Next up, we have a very famous redhead.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51This is one of the most famous redheads in the world.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Fantastic Mr Fox. There he is. Look at that cheeky little face

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Player. Rylan, I know you've had problems in the past with foxes

0:17:59 > 0:18:03This story cannot be true. What happened?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06I was pissed coming home one night from Romford.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10So I casually walk along and there's this fox on the wall.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13And this fox is just on the wall like that, looking at me.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17So I'm a bit pissed, I've got my wallet in one hand my phone in the other.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21I'm walking along, casual, and I see this fox on the wall where you are.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25When you try and scare a fox or cat away cos you're a bit pissed, you go like that.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27It normally goes...and fucks off.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32Long story short, the fox crawled down the wall,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35looked at me and I was like, "Am I pissed? Am I imagining this?"

0:18:35 > 0:18:38It jumped like that...

0:18:38 > 0:18:41I've dropped my wallet and it took my wallet and fucked off.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Mugged by a fox! Mugged by a fox.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47LAUGHTER

0:18:47 > 0:18:51I rang up the credit card people and said I wanted to cancel my card.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53My wallet has been stolen.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55They said, "Have you got a crime reference number?"

0:18:55 > 0:18:58I said, "No, I haven't. I just need to cancel my card. They said, "Because you said

0:18:58 > 0:19:02"the word stolen to us, you need to have a crime reference number."

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I asked how to get one.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07And they said call your local police station and they'll do it.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10So I ring the police station for a crime reference number

0:19:10 > 0:19:12and they asked me to describe the assailant.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16And I was like, ginger and furry.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19And then when I told him, they asked me to hold.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22So I'm holding the line and they asked me to repeat it again.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26I knew I was on fucking speakerphone cos you could hear them all going...

0:19:28 > 0:19:30That's great.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Do you think Rylan should accept his gingerness once and for all

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Give him a few words of encouragement.

0:19:35 > 0:19:40No, man, it's just confidence. You are confident, you are cool

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I accept my gingerness.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44He's accepted his gingerness, ladies and gentlemen.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:46 > 0:19:49ALARM BELL RINGS

0:19:49 > 0:19:51That's the Britney alarm. The Britney alarm.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Wish me luck. Good luck. Trip her up.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Good luck, Greg. Thanks, mate.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10Britney. Hi. How are you? Really good. Good to see you. And you

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Thank you for being in our garage today.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17I've made it look nice for you It's beautiful. It's normally awful.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's great. I thought I'd dress up for you.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23It's not everyday you meet pop royalty. Thank you, sweetie.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25First things first, let's talk about your new song

0:20:25 > 0:20:29It's also the same noise my alarm clock makes every day

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Which is, "Work, bitch!"

0:20:31 > 0:20:32I'm scared.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34# Now get to work, bitch

0:20:38 > 0:20:40# A-ah, now get to work, bitch

0:20:46 > 0:20:48# Aha... #

0:20:48 > 0:20:51So the video looks quite fun to me. Was it quite hot in the desert

0:20:51 > 0:20:53It was really, really hot.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56It wasn't actually as hot as I thought it would be

0:20:56 > 0:20:57because we had fans on us.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01But there was some pretty long shots that we were out there and I was

0:21:01 > 0:21:05like, I need ice packs on my neck and my feet and all over my body.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07So, yeah, it was pretty tough.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Being Britney Spears, you can ask for anything these days. Yes.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13I want ice packs, fans, anything. Ask for anything.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16I had a Lamborghini there. I had all my stuff there. Good

0:21:16 > 0:21:20It's really nice to meet you because I'm a genuine fan. Thank you.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23To the point where I remade one of your videos. Really? Want to see it?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Yes. OK. Just hit play on there OK.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh, my God!

0:21:32 > 0:21:35I have competition now. Do you like the dance moves?

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I love it.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49You are beautiful as a girl. Thank you. You are really beautiful.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53You are a little taller than everybody else,

0:21:53 > 0:21:55but hey, you're the star. I'll live with that.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00It's great. Let's talk scents, your perfume. OK.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04OK. It sells one every 10 seconds. I found that out. Yes.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08So I thought, this is a great idea, I need to come up with my own scent.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12So I did. Howzat? It's a cricket-based scent.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16I love cricket. You can have that one. That's the prototype.

0:22:16 > 0:22:23Thank you so much. I love it. I love the shorts, by the way.

0:22:23 > 0:22:28Cut grass, jockstraps. OK. It's a sort of men's fragrance.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Obviously. Your album is coming out at Christmas.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33You must be very excited about it. Yes.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35What can we expect from the album?

0:22:35 > 0:22:38It's probably one of the most personal albums I've done.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40I worked with will.i.am on the album and he's co-producing it

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Are you going to be touring the whole thing?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46I have a Vegas show I'll be doing it two years.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49And I have 100 shows set out to do. 100?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Are you daunted by that, or are you like, 100, bring it on?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Bring it on. I'm kind of stoked about it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58I haven't performed in a really long time, so I'm kind of excited.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Before I go back to Russell,

0:23:00 > 0:23:02he's very jealous he's not met you today,

0:23:02 > 0:23:04so can I do a selfie? Yes. Yes

0:23:04 > 0:23:08He'll be so jealous because he's even more nerdy than me.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Done. Britney, thank you so much. Thank you. Nice to meet you.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19I'll leave you to get yourself acquainted with our garage.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Cool, thank you. Thanks a lot. Bye.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25APPLAUSE

0:23:27 > 0:23:29That is it for tonight's Staying In.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Thanks to our amazing guests - Britney Spears!

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Wretch 32, Rylan, Little Mix

0:23:35 > 0:23:40and James Arthur. James Arthur is playing us out with his new single,

0:23:40 > 0:23:42You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:58 > 0:24:01# Long gone, we're falling down

0:24:01 > 0:24:03# But I'm loving how it tastes

0:24:03 > 0:24:05# I look around for desire

0:24:05 > 0:24:08# Love ran away, yeah

0:24:10 > 0:24:13# Hold back, we're falling out

0:24:13 > 0:24:16# And I'll show you how it breaks

0:24:16 > 0:24:19# If I can give it, I'll take it all of the way

0:24:19 > 0:24:22# Yeah

0:24:22 > 0:24:27# And we've still got so much to learn

0:24:27 > 0:24:29# Babe

0:24:29 > 0:24:32# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:24:32 > 0:24:35# It's hard times when nobody wants you

0:24:35 > 0:24:38# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:24:38 > 0:24:41# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:24:41 > 0:24:44# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:24:44 > 0:24:47# It's a cold life when nobody holds you

0:24:47 > 0:24:50# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:24:50 > 0:24:53# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:24:55 > 0:24:56# Listen

0:24:56 > 0:25:00# I'm a cold star coming down

0:25:00 > 0:25:02# I was way off of the pace

0:25:02 > 0:25:04# I waited up for the day

0:25:04 > 0:25:06# Now the day comes to me

0:25:06 > 0:25:08# Comes to me, comes to me

0:25:08 > 0:25:09# Yeah

0:25:09 > 0:25:12# I hold back, we're falling down

0:25:12 > 0:25:14# I knew that it would break

0:25:14 > 0:25:18# You'd always give it I'd take it all the way

0:25:18 > 0:25:21# All the way, all the way now

0:25:21 > 0:25:25# And we've still got so much to learn

0:25:25 > 0:25:27# Baby

0:25:27 > 0:25:30# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:25:30 > 0:25:33# It's hard time when nobody wants you

0:25:33 > 0:25:37# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:25:37 > 0:25:39# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:25:39 > 0:25:43# You're nobody Till somebody loves you

0:25:43 > 0:25:46# It's a cold heart When nobody wants you

0:25:46 > 0:25:49# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:25:49 > 0:25:52# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:25:52 > 0:25:53# Hey

0:25:56 > 0:25:59That's it, clap your hands for me.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03# Oh, baby

0:26:03 > 0:26:05# Ah

0:26:05 > 0:26:07# Oh, yeah, yeah

0:26:07 > 0:26:11# Don't you stop me

0:26:11 > 0:26:16# I'll get what's coming to me, baby

0:26:16 > 0:26:19# Oh, yeah, yeah

0:26:19 > 0:26:24# Yeah, don't you stop me

0:26:24 > 0:26:28# I'll get what's coming to me, baby

0:26:28 > 0:26:32# I will be somebody

0:26:32 > 0:26:36# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:26:36 > 0:26:40# Baby, baby

0:26:40 > 0:26:43# Oh, yeah

0:26:43 > 0:26:45# Yeah, yeah

0:26:45 > 0:26:47# You're nobody till somebody loves you

0:26:47 > 0:26:51# It's a cold heart when nobody loves you

0:26:51 > 0:26:53# Fill up my cup Don't ever stop coming

0:26:53 > 0:26:57# Get up on top We'll make it pop, honey

0:26:57 > 0:27:01# Yeah. #

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Thank you very much.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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