0:00:02 > 0:00:05For centuries, explorers have battled with Mother Nature.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Now, pampered comedian Russell Kane...
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Oh, it's freezing!
0:00:10 > 0:00:11..wants to join their ranks...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I miss my mum.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15..by tackling extreme survival...
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Oh!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17..with just...
0:00:17 > 0:00:18This.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20..a mobile phone?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23How to find water in the desert.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I use my phone for everything.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Turn the choke all the way down...
0:00:26 > 0:00:28It's got billions of users around the world.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30The web has all the answers.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33It's here on the map. That's it there!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Joined by the internet's brightest stars...
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh, my God! I'm a Jedi!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39..and their legions of followers...
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Does it get difficult?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I don't think the production team
0:00:42 > 0:00:44are always going to be taking it that easy on us.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45HE GROANS
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Together, they'll face the worst that nature can throw at them.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Careful!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I just want to know that if we get bitten by something,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- we've got the antidote. - SNAKE HISSES
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Oh, God!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Yeah, the team will ensure that we are safe
0:00:56 > 0:00:58and that we always have Internet reception.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01They are accompanied by a barely helpful crew...
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Please, come on, guys.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05..who'll be throwing in the odd curveball.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06The doors don't close!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08They'll use their signal...
0:01:08 > 0:01:09We've got a bag of food.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11..for survival.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Light the bag. Who said that?- Yes! - THEY CHEER
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I love you, internet.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19This time, it's Internet versus Desert...
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Welcome to Morocco.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24..as Russell teams up with Vine superstar prankster...
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Are you joking?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26..Arron Crascall.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27See you later.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Yeah, I'm just in Cardiff.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32It's absolutely cracking, mate.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Absolutely cracking.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36They have to transport fragile, heavy cargo...
0:01:36 > 0:01:37- BOTH:- Oh, my God!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39..across the very hot...
0:01:39 > 0:01:40I'm done, man.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41..and seemingly hostile...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43No way. I ain't staying here.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44..Northern Sahara. SNAKE HISSES
0:01:44 > 0:01:47We're stuck in the desert in the ice and cold without a home.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48That's not easy.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50God speed, stupid man.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55BLEATING
0:01:56 > 0:01:58CROWD CHATTERS
0:01:58 > 0:01:59HORN BEEPS
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Right, we're looking for someone called Reda.- Reda.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Let's do this.- Can you believe we're at the edge of the Sahara desert?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Look at this!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Oh, my God, bro.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18This is actually happening.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Arron, I'm not going to lie, I think I've over packed.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22THEY LAUGH
0:02:22 > 0:02:23There's some authentic dude on a rug.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Reda?- Hello, how are you?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26THEY SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- What is this?- Ah, I'm drying dates.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Reda, salaam.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Welcome to Morocco.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33I'm Russell, nice to meet you, salaam.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Nice to meet you too.- This is Arron. Or you might say H'arron.- Salaam.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Er, H'arron.- Pleased to meet you. - Welcome, sir.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43The idea is we're going to do a mission
0:02:43 > 0:02:45and we're only allowed to use our smartphones.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- And we've been told you're going to give us our mission.- The mission.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Let's take a moment before we hear it. Let's centre ourselves.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I want to be facing Mecca when I hear it. Which way?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's that way, East.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Face Mecca when we hear the mission. Go.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59REDA LAUGHS
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- The mission today...- I don't know what I'm doing right now.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05..is to transport a dromedary to my brother in Ait Benhaddou.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07What a dromedary? A camel?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Dromedary, of course, from the city centre market...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- A camel?- Wait a minute.- A dromedary. - We've got to transport...
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Is it one hump or two?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Normally, they have one.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19In Essex, we'd get another hump put on to balance it out.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Four grand.- Look, sorry, you don't have money.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I have an account with the camel seller.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Wait, have we got to transport a camel to... How far is that?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31It's around 15 hours walk,
0:03:31 > 0:03:35or around a couple of hours drive.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40But, don't worry, look, the car is already parked outside the market
0:03:40 > 0:03:42with some provisions inside.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Yes!- Where's the mission that? - Like food?- This is just a road trip.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46This is going to be...
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- this is going to be easy. - These are the keys.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Can we have a group selfie together? - Of course.- Yes, here we go.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- CAMERA CLICKS - Yes!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57That sign means...
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I'm not even going to say what that sign means, what he's just done.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- THEY LAUGH - You need to tweet that.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You have to take what you need from your luggage,
0:04:04 > 0:04:09because I have to keep the rest as insurance you will be back.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10We accept your challenge.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- It will be a pleasure.- Accept it and we're going to smash it.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Good luck.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17They will hate this experience.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22They will hate the day they accepted this mission.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- REDA SPEAKS ARABIC - See you later!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- This is going to be crazy!- I'm quite glad to get rid of this big case.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29What about our passports? That's what I'm like...
0:04:29 > 0:04:31It'll be all right, though.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33You do know we're actually going to go and see a camel?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35And I'm going to call it Harold.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I think they will be eaten on the road.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39The mission will be incompleted.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Just got the mission, absolutely buzzing.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I'm an animal lover. I find camels fascinating.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50The mission is A, easy - you get a camel from A to B.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52And B, it features camels - which are awesome.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Listen, the amount of followers you have got, we can survive anything.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05You've got like four million, nearly, on Facebook.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08We're going to be cool, we just need to get some basic supplies here.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Yeah, yeah. Water.- Work out where this camel is.- Water.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Yeah, we need the camel.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14We've got to negotiate to buy a camel first.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh, my God. Look at this!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18CROWD CHATTERS, HORNS BEEP
0:05:18 > 0:05:20This is huge!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, smell that incense! It smells amazing!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I've just put in the translator...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Yeah?- .."I'm looking for a camel."
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Go on.- "Ana 'abhath ean jaml."
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Ana 'abath. Ana 'abhath ean jaml.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Jaml. Do we look local?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39No, we don't. We look like a walking ATM.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Excuse me?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- BOTH:- Er, ana 'abhath ean jaml?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Camel?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Ana 'abhath ean jaml.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- We need a jaml.- Jaml.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- From animal.- This way, yeah? - Come on, let's go.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58This is a total sensory overload. This place is completely insane!
0:05:58 > 0:06:02This is so different to the Waitrose organic aisle.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- I bet if...- Hold on, hold on, hold on!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Yes!- Oh, yes! - Yes!- Camels!- Camels!
0:06:09 > 0:06:10CAMELS GRUNT
0:06:11 > 0:06:13The smell is not like the incense stall.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- It, er, smells...- Phew!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17It smells local.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18We need to find who owns this.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20The main thing you're going to have to learn,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- is think before social interact... Oh.- Excuse me?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Do you know who owns this?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26The man? Can you show me?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- CAMEL GRUNTS - Can you show me the man?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Excuse me, you own the camel, yeah?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Hello, salaam, salaam.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37So, how do we choose them?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38That one's pooing.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Which one do we want? - Hold on, I've got a message.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45This guy at Joseph's Amazing Camel's said he can call us
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- and offer us expert advice.- What?!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I know. We're going to make a quick phone call.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Un moment, s'il vous plait.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Do you mind if you just show how many people are watching us,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57just to get the full scariness of what's going on?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Yeah. That's intense. - CAMEL GRUNTS
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Do loudspeaker. Joseph! - Hello?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07SKYPE TONE BEEPS
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I can't hear or see anything.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Why I don't call him from an old-school phone
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- and we can at least... - Have you got one?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15My mum gave me a pay-as-you-go phone for an emergency.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Do you know how much that will cost?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- That's my mum's old pay-as-you-go. - Let's do it.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20DIALLING TONE
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hi, Joseph, how are you?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29OK, so, we've been asked to transport a camel from A to B.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Is there anything we should be looking for in particular?- Right.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yep.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42One of their front legs has been tied up.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I think that's to stop them running away.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Yeah, that's it. One leg.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50It looks good.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Yeah, the legs look good on both of them.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Which one are you thinking? There's this one here.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Get the owner to open its mouth,
0:07:57 > 0:07:58so you can look in its mouth, at its teeth.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Can we see the teeth, please?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Yeah, he's got lovely teeth. - The teeth look nice and straight.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06The tallest one also seems to be the healthiest.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- I think we found our camel, Joseph. - We found the camel, Joseph.- Yep.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10I'm going to call the camel Nathan.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Can I call the camel Nathan?- We're going to call it Nathan, apparently.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- All right. - ARRON LAUGHS
0:08:15 > 0:08:16- Thank you so much, my man. - CAMEL GRUNTS
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Bye-bye.- Bye, au revoir.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Thank God my mum gave us this pay-as-you-go.- Is he OK to pull?
0:08:23 > 0:08:24THEY TALK
0:08:24 > 0:08:26We should do paper, rock, scissors for this, man.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28One, two, three.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, you go on three. Go on three.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32One, two, three.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Enjoy your first camel ride. - Are you joking!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38All safe, yeah?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39HE TALKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Come on, I'll help. - Be very strong, yeah?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44HE SPEAKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Come this way, Nathan. - Nathan, come on.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47We didn't ask about food.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, my God, we'll have to Google camel food.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Nathan? Good boy, Nath. Come on, Nathan.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I thought this was going to be so easy.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Just load a camel into a van and drive,
0:08:57 > 0:09:01but trying to lead an eight-foot tall, incredibly heavy beast
0:09:01 > 0:09:05with loads of starey, shoutey people in the middle of a market,
0:09:05 > 0:09:06I can only imagine the hells that lie ahead
0:09:06 > 0:09:09as we attempt to transport this thing across the desert.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Nathan! Please, Nathan!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Seriously, can I do a panel show?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I'll make it with the BBC, I promise it'll be original!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- ARRON LAUGHS - I don't want to do this any more!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19At least we're fitting in.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20At least we look local.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Actually struggling a little bit now.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23The camel...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25didn't want to do anything.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27He's very strong,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29a bit crazy.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Oh, my God, he's untied the leg.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Yes, Nathan! Yes, Nathan! - Not too fast, though.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Nathan, you're doing well. - Not too fast, Nathan.- Yes!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I'm already starving. I've got a little bit of water.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41It's weirdly hot and cold at the same time,
0:09:41 > 0:09:45cos it's winter in the desert, and I miss my mum!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Hey, Nathan.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Listen, man, we've got to get to the van, Nathan!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- We've moved about ten metres in an hour.- OK, what do we do?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56What about if there's an alternative, like a baby camel,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- and then that'll be easier to transport?- I like your motive.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- I'm going to get...- You going to leave me here like this?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- I'm going to get a small camel, OK? - OK, OK. Small camel.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- CAMEL GRUNTS - Are you all right, Nath?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Everyone seems to be leaving.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12That's not a good sign. All the livestock's being walked out.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Bit ominous.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Oh, my God, there are no camels here.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18There are no camels left!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21How are you doing?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22The, erm...
0:10:22 > 0:10:23HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:10:23 > 0:10:25..he's too, he's too angry.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Do you have a smaller camel? - HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Do you want a camel?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE - Dude, that's a cow!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oh, Jesus!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40No, I need a small camel. That is a cow.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41ARRON WHISTLES
0:10:45 > 0:10:48What do I do?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49- Move your legs. - ARRON WHISTLES
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Is it a girl?- A girl.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56It's a girl. It's good for milk.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59It can pull the plough, like that.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE - It can work. Do you know what?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06He seems like a reasonable man.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Shall we go with the cow, yeah?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10You take the camel back and we'll take the cow instead?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12All right, man. You got a deal.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Hello! - HE CLICKS HIS TEETH
0:11:25 > 0:11:27We've got a right result!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Check it out. Stay positive, stay positive.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I give you...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37the miniature version.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Oh, my God, we're not going to... - One second. Let me talk you through.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42We're not going to get our passports back.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44It's female. It is more practical than that thing.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I think we'll be able to get it on the truck and transport it.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Let's just do this man, let's just do this. Come on!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52This is a girl. What shall we call it?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Helen.- Helen?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Is this for real? Is this the real car we've got to use?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08HE LAUGHS
0:12:08 > 0:12:09We've got it, mate, we've got it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- It can't be.- Helen!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Go on, go on.- Yes, Helen.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14- BOTH:- Come on, Helen! - Good girl.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yes, Helen, you're sorted.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Let's go, let's ride the wind!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Can I give you the headline? It's half-past three.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Not only are we going to turn up with a cow,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- we're three hours late.- Late. - Yeah?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh, my God, are you serious?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31There's no handle!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- The door doesn't close! - LAUGHTER
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I've got a handle on my side. I'm sweet.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Oi, dude, I'm not even joking, my legs don't even fit in.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Is this actually for real?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- ENGINE STARTS - Wish us luck, Helen, wish us luck.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Oh, my God!- Arron, how am I supposed to drive this?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Arron?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Arron, how am I supposed to drive this?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Arron, look.- My door won't shut! - The steering wheel doesn't turn.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00The doors don't close.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03DOORS THUD
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Does it close?- Yes!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Mine doesn't.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Right, come on, first gear. We can do this.- Yeah.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Yes, we're driving!
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Yes, Russell Kane.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- We are fully on... Oh, my God. - The door's just come...
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- This door's just come open. - Oh, my God.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29LAUGHTER
0:13:29 > 0:13:31The fact that the locals are actually laughing at us.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32I feel like we fit in.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- RUSSELL SHOUTS - Oh, this is horrible!
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Let's just please get out this town.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Google where we're going. - Yeah, we're Googling.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Oh, my God! - THEY SHOUT
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- I've never driven holding the door. - Yes. Go down that way.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Let's just get it somewhere where there's no people.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Oh!- Oh, my God! Actually...
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- You're going to have to be my mirrors.- I can't be the mirrors.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Which side of the road? Which side? - Get a bit of masking tape.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Which side of the road?- This side. Right side. We are on this side.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!- Oh!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Sorry. There's crowds of people looking at us right now.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- I'm going to go for a gear change. - What, second, now?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09This is just the most terrifying thing I've ever done in my life.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- How did I accept this challenge? - LAUGHTER
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yes, guys, we're doing this.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Look at this motor.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Oh, my God, this is so dangerous.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22It's not even staying steady on the road.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27It's beautiful! Take it in!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I ain't looking at anything except my knuckles, bro.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Just go straight. We need to just go straight.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Do you really want... You want me to look?- No, not yet.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Count me in, then. - I'll tell you when.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Count me in.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Have a look now. Have a look. - Lovely.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- We have to come off the road. - Whoa, whoa.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49We've got to go... Whoa!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51I really don't feel safe.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Oh, dude, I can't believe this, man.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55At least we don't need more than second gear this time,
0:14:55 > 0:14:56cos that's all we've bloody got.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Everyone online is saying water, water, water.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Yeah, but we've got no accommodation as well.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09It's dark. Now it's dark.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- We're not to complete the mission today.- Oh, you are joking!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14So we've got one choice here and that's to camp.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Camp where?!
0:15:16 > 0:15:17We haven't got that Reda's number.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20We have. He texted it to me, so we have got his number.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21So what do we do, ring him?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23We can text and say we've been delayed for the night.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26We're having a tagine at the roadside...
0:15:26 > 0:15:27- ARRON LAUGHS - Everything's great.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30We've got a compact version of the animal,
0:15:30 > 0:15:31that way we're not lying.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33We're not saying we've got a small camel...
0:15:33 > 0:15:36If Nathan was here now, mate, he'd be kicking off.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- He was such a wanker! - He was crazy.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42We're going to have to camp out, or we're not going to get there.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I'm pretty sure Reda said he would leave stuff on the car.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46It gets cold here quick.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Dude, look at my parking! - LAUGHTER
0:15:49 > 0:15:52This morning I was so cocky about how easy this was going to be,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54transporting a camel across country.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57We haven't even got a camel, we've got a cow.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59We're stuck in the desert in the icy cold.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- You all right, Helen? Aww! - She's comfortable. Don't worry about the cow.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04We'll give her some water and stuff in a minute.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Shall we get the equipment and see what we've got on the floor? - That's not a bad idea.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09That's really smelly, man.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I've never built a fire before in my life.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Oh, my God, there's eggs and bread.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- How are we going to cook them?- We've got carbs for you and eggs for me.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19- How are we going to...? - LAUGHTER
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Hey! How are we going to cook them?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23On the fire we're just about to build, motherfucker!
0:16:23 > 0:16:24- I'm sorry. - LAUGHTER
0:16:24 > 0:16:26They'll stay chilled, let's face it.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- There's something here, look. - What?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- There's a bag of poo! Arron, I'm not joking.- What?!
0:16:31 > 0:16:34It's a bag of actual shit!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35- What?!- It smells of cow poo,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38which isn't an offensive smell when it burns.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Do you reckon it burns or something?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Both do a tweet. "Can you make a fire out of poo?"
0:16:42 > 0:16:44PHONE JINGLES
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Yes, you can make a fire out of dried poo, someone said.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48- Yes, yes.- Yes.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Shall we do a live stream? - Yeah, do a live stream.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Dude, we're live. Hey, guys, can you hear us?
0:16:57 > 0:16:58How you doing? Listen...
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Hi, it's Russell Kane here. - Russell Kane and me.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03We are literally in the desert, OK?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Listen, we need to ask one thing, guys.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Guys, I know... Oh, great. It's going crazy.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Come over to the poo.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Listen, we've got a bag of poo. - A bag of poo.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Can we light a fire? Make a fire? Yeah?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- HE READS:- "The fire will be shit, though."
0:17:21 > 0:17:22LAUGHTER
0:17:22 > 0:17:24We're freezing!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Flint against metal. - BOTH:- We've got a flint knife.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30A flint knife. Will the poo just light straightaway?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32"Rub the flint with your..."
0:17:32 > 0:17:35That's disgusting. How is that helpful?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37"Is that Russell...?" Yes, it's Russell Kane.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38"Light the bag and that should fuel it."
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Light the bag, who said that? Who said that?- It's gone already.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Try lighting the bag.- Right, guys, thank you very much.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45We're going to light the bag
0:17:45 > 0:17:46- and let you know how we do. - Love you guys!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Dude, that's awesome! Dude!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Great.- Light the bag!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55We're so close. This is doing my head in.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Right, I'm not sure, Arron... Yeah?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59..but, being the vain sods that we are, I've brought
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- HE SINGS:- Shockwaves Ultra Strong!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Hairspray? That's flammable, bro! - It might not work.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06What we're going to try and do...
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Just cover the whole lot. - Stand back, though.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13I'm going to cover this with proper flammable hairspray.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Do you want me to do it or do you want to do it?- Yeah, do a spark.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Be careful. Start with a little bit.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Yes!- Oh!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Don't do that, it might go back in.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29- The other side.- Go, go, go, go.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Hold on, let me cover it. - Go right in there, right underneath.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Oh!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38LAUGHTER
0:18:38 > 0:18:40We are men!
0:18:40 > 0:18:41We are men with hairspray!
0:18:41 > 0:18:42That's shit hot.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Now we're going to need to work out how to make a shelter.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47'What's up, fellas? So you done goofed
0:18:47 > 0:18:50'and you need to set up an emergency primitive shelter? Easy-peasy.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53'The first step is to get yourself off the ground,
0:18:53 > 0:18:55'via an insulated platform.'
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Helen's not very impressed that we're stealing her breakfast.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- I'm going to start levelling this out.- OK, mate.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I want your warmth and I'm going to take your warmth.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I'm going to suck the warmth out of you!
0:19:05 > 0:19:06LAUGHTER
0:19:06 > 0:19:08'You lose more heat to the cold ground than you do
0:19:08 > 0:19:11'to the air around you, so you may feel a few conifer cones
0:19:11 > 0:19:14'in your arse at night, but that's the least of your worries.'
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Right, well, I can't lie on that, it's disgusting.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Actually, we are going to die if we don't, so let's just lay on it.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21LAUGHTER
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- What about cutting it in half? - Dude, look at these.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Helen, do you want some water?
0:19:27 > 0:19:28What's this?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- HE GASPS - She's drinking it.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Russ, she's happy, man. She's happy.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Dude, that is a shelter. - That's a shelter.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38High-five.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Food and shelter, nailed.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43'This is my idea about a quick shelter in an emergency.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47'It looks not very nice, but it will do the job.'
0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's freezing. Which side do you fancy, grey or coloured?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Mate, I just want to go in.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54'I cannot actually believe we've just built that.'
0:19:54 > 0:19:57We've got a couple of rugs from the seats in the car
0:19:57 > 0:19:58what we've put up.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I think halfway through the night, Russell's going to get a cuddle.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Oh, it's actually warm!- Ah!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Oh, my God, this is bleak.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- LAUGHTER - Fucking bleak!- Oh, my God!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- COW MOOS - Keep it down, Helen!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Right, goodnight, my man.- Goodnight.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- I'm going to hit the hay! - LAUGHTER
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Russ? Russ?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Yeah?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Look at that mountain, bro! My pyjamas were so cosy.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41ARRON LAUGHS
0:20:45 > 0:20:46PHONE JINGLES
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Hello, baby girl!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Oh, what have you got?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I feel like absolute crap this morning.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57The hay was comfortable, but some of the rocks got through,
0:20:57 > 0:21:01so that was pretty shitty and annoying. I'd love a coffee.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03And that's a cow's arse.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Oh, Russ, we've got figs!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- At least we don't have to cook them. - There's figs!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09No, they're ready to go.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I've actually gone past being hungry, I think.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Let's gets some eggs on. How many do you want?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Definitely three. How many do you want?- Three.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19We had some provisions in the back. We've got eggs,
0:21:19 > 0:21:21so, hopefully, we can make some eggs.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23What's the bread like? Is it doable?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27THEY SPIT
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- What's that?- That's blood, there.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Seriously, what is that? - Can we have a look?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35It's dates. But they're covered in blood. Does that matter?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37No, I think it improves a date when it's been soaked
0:21:37 > 0:21:40in the blood of an animal we can't identify.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Oh, my God, what the F is that? Seri...
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- HE GASPS - It's a camel leg!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Dude, you don't think that's...
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Nathan?- No!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Anyway, let's move up to the sanitary work station.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Are you really going to do this? - I'm really going to do it.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- SIGHING - Listen, it's a joint...
0:21:59 > 0:22:01What is the difference between that and a leg of lamb?
0:22:01 > 0:22:02What's the difference?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- PHONE KEYS TAP - "How to skin a camel leg."
0:22:08 > 0:22:12It just says pierce a hole, tear it, yeah.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Do you reckon that's the fat or just...?- Yeah, the fat's good.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18The fat's got loads of energy in it, innit?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Look at me talking about, like, energy and fat.- I know.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I'm really fat and I've got no energy at all.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- LAUGHTER - I think it's a load of rubbish.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Hold on...
0:22:26 > 0:22:28PHONE RINGS
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Reda!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Oh, shit!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Don't let him see the camel's leg, he'll shit himself.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Hello, Reda?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Don't worry, it's fine. We...
0:22:38 > 0:22:39No, your car...
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Don't worry, honestly.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44We got stuck in the desert, so we're in the desert at the moment.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46We had to sleep here overnight. Everything's fine.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- The animal's fine. - The animal's fine.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Then we're not lying. - The animal's completely fine.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53We're going to deliver the animal in the next couple of hours
0:22:53 > 0:22:54and everything will be fine.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Erm, yep, the...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah. Do you want to speak to Russell quickly?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Oh, you dick!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- HE WHISPERS:- He said he wants his camel.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Hello?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- He's hung up.- Are you serious?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13He can tell the bullshit in your voice, man.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Google how much a camel is worth.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18"How much is a three-year-old camel," yeah?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- OK. We're not going to cook that, are we?- No.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Right, OK, one camel costs three donkeys or 12 cows.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- 12 cows? - Oh, you are joking!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Helen, better start waving your eyelashes when we get to Reda.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I can't do this heat any more.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Hey, Helen. You all right, baby girl?
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Let's do this, man. Watch this, watch this, ready? Ready?
0:23:46 > 0:23:51- Yes! First-time! - All right, OK, hold on...
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Yes!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Let's go.- At least we can't hit anything.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- LAUGHTER - Yes!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59THEY HUM
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Look at me driving the car like it's nothing now.- Yeah, it'll be fine.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03I actually like this car.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Helen is absolutely sound.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Helen!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31How hot is it? It's insane.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- CRASHING - What's that noise?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36CAR STOPS
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Are you joking?
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Oh!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Actually panicking. I'm going to get out of the car.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- It's not even starting.- I'm getting out the car, it's too hot.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Oh, my God!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- How far away are we? - Hold on, hold on.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Is it walkable? Hi, Helen.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56We're lost.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Dude, we've literally got a three-hour walk.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Right.- How about we ring Reda and tell him to come pick it up?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05And bring us a new motor.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06All right, I'll text Reda, hold on.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08How far can cows walk?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Oh, my God.- What?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- HE READS:- "Hi, guys. Where is my camel? Where are you? I'm worry."
0:25:12 > 0:25:14LAUGHTER
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I said, "Hi, Reda, the van has broken down, we'll have to walk".
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Hold on.- He's going to kill us. - Let me get the camel's foot out.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Right, listen.- Oh! - Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- He's not going to believe a dead foot!- He will!
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Yeah, that's it.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29And we'll show picture of the foot and our feet,
0:25:29 > 0:25:31as though we are all walking together.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Brilliant. It looks like... - It's not going to work!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Would you be expecting to use a detached camel leg as a prop?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- No.- You'd believe it, dude. - Of course.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40That's totally convincing. Look at that!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43You would not know, dude, you would not know!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- How is he going to believe that? - He's not going to believe it,
0:25:45 > 0:25:48but he'll see the camel and be chilled out for a couple of hours.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Then we'll get there with Helen and win him over.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51I'm tweeting.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55I'm putting, "Broken down in desert. Tips for survival - hot, sad face."
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I do hope Reda is not on Twitter, cos we are absolutely finished.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59PHONE JINGLES
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, Helen, we've got a little stroll.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I'm sorry, babe.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Do you know what we should head to?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10What looks like the most civilisation.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- There's a tree there. - That's more of a valley.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14What happens if she kicks off?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16We're going to have to get her off and see how she walks.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I'm just going to untie you here.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21On this phone we have an app called iHunt.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- We can talk to cows.- Oh, you've got a cow translator?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25It means "get up," look.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26- MOOING - Does that mean "get up"?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Look!- Oh, my God!- She just got up!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Are you actually... This is actually real! This is a real app!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Someone's going to find a dead truck,
0:26:33 > 0:26:35with half a camel leg hanging out the back of it
0:26:35 > 0:26:36and some hand warmers.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39You know what? I've got a feeling we're going to need bribing dates.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- I'm going to take some of them in my pocket. Come on, Hels.- Let's go.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Good girl!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Listen, if this was a donkey, it would look like the Nativity.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Oh, my God, you're dressed as... you're dressed as Mary!- I know!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Dude, I'm fully Joseph!
0:26:51 > 0:26:52This is the Nativity!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54# We three Kings of Orient are
0:26:54 > 0:26:56# One in a taxi, one in a car
0:26:56 > 0:26:57# One on a scooter, beeping his hooter
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# Going to see Reda. #
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC - Good girl, Helen.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03THEY WHISTLE
0:27:06 > 0:27:07How do we get down to the river?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Helen, it looks like you know exactly where you're going.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Dude!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Russell, actually, no way!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- What's that?- A tent.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Can you, erm, can you ring Reda quick?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Is that a Berber village or something?- Can you ring Reda?
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- Ring him? About what?- About what his cousin's place looks like.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32That is the only place here, so it's...
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- Listen. - DIALLING TONE
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- FAINT HUMMING - That's music, that.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Hello?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Reda!- Hi, Reda.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Yes.- I think we may have found your...
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Is it a tent?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- No, it's a...village. - Does it have music?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- A village?- A big village, yeah.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54It's not like a giant black tent
0:27:54 > 0:27:57with menacing bongos or anything, is it?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59No.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00- What's that?- OK, thanks.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03I mean, that's not where we are, I was just wanting to check.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05THEY MIMIC STUTTERING
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- Oh! This signal out here is so bad.- That's a shame, isn't it?
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Dude, that must be a traditional Berber village.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15Listen, "The Sahara, with 3.5 million square miles,
0:28:15 > 0:28:17"is the largest hot desert in the world.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18"The Berbers appeared on the scene
0:28:18 > 0:28:21- "in the dawn of the Sahara's history."- But they're pre-Arab.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23So they basically own the whole of the Sahara,
0:28:23 > 0:28:25so we're basically walking into their postcode.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27- Oh, my God.- Oh, man.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30There's, like, just four men just stood there.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Hang on, Berbers,
0:28:32 > 0:28:34"they are friendly and hospitable with you".
0:28:34 > 0:28:36It all sounds good so far.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39The worst they're going to do is be a bit, kind of, "No cameras."
0:28:39 > 0:28:41It's a bartering culture.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43That's good, we've got stuff in the bag - bits and pieces.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45What is in the bag?
0:28:45 > 0:28:48Let's go over there, let's not focus on that now.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Why won't you tell me what's in the bloody bag?
0:28:50 > 0:28:53I don't think we should lose time. We're losing light.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55There's plenty of light to look in the bag!
0:28:55 > 0:28:57- This is probably the scariest thing we've done yet.- Yeah, I'm scared.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00I'm actually terrified, bro.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03- Come, baby. - HE CLICKS HIS TEETH
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Hey.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Salaam. Salaam.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- Salaam.- Salaam.- Hello.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17- Salaam.- Hello, nice to meet you!
0:29:19 > 0:29:20Bonjour.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Je ne pais Francais.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24MAN TALKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- Salaam. - MAN TALKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:29:26 > 0:29:31- IN FRENCH ACCENT:- Je suis on a TV programme exploring.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33- Oui?- We saw the Berber.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Je voudrais... Bonjour.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37Salaam, salaam.
0:29:37 > 0:29:38THEY TALK
0:29:38 > 0:29:42This is... C'est mon ami, Arron.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44- Hello.- Je m'appelle Russell.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45HE TALKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:29:45 > 0:29:48Je suis on TV, actor and...
0:29:48 > 0:29:51exploring Morocco avec mon ami.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- Salaam. Nice to meet you, man. - Salaam.- Arron.- Salaam, man.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Merci, merci, merci.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00We was thinking maybe for some...
0:30:00 > 0:30:01We could take some water?
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- L'aqua? It's possible?- Aqua?
0:30:04 > 0:30:07Just don't speak, Arron, we're doing really well.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09And I have...
0:30:09 > 0:30:12From London. One moment.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13Now he gets the bag out.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15It's not very...
0:30:15 > 0:30:17- IN FRENCH ACCENT: - ..practicement. Non.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20- Man!- What?- You've got your DVD in there.- I know.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22You've brought your DVD to Morocco?
0:30:22 > 0:30:23- This is mon DVD.- You don't see me
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- whipping out my Facebook page, do you?- For you, a gift.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28I'm embarrassed for you, so...
0:30:28 > 0:30:31- For you.- Russell, Russell, can you let...
0:30:31 > 0:30:33I've got one more, do you want?
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- He's brung another out. - It's yours, my gift, thank you.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Russell, have you got a DVD player in there?
0:30:37 > 0:30:39- No.- Well, we're pretty stuffed.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41No, because they'll sell those at the market.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44They could trade those on. Little bit of French, bit of politeness,
0:30:44 > 0:30:48little bit of appreciating their home goes a long way.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50- How's your adrenaline?- Do you know when you're standing in a bar?
0:30:50 > 0:30:53You don't want to look bad, you're the only one with ID.
0:30:53 > 0:30:54- Yeah.- And you're 14. I've got that feeling.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56- I was the ID one.- You did fine, man.
0:30:56 > 0:30:57CLANGING
0:30:57 > 0:30:59- Oh, they've made a thing for the cow!- Oh, yeah!
0:30:59 > 0:31:00LAUGHTER
0:31:00 > 0:31:03I've got a horrible feeling we're here for the night.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06I ain't staying here. No way, I'm ain't staying here.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Taste that.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Oh, mint! Cheers.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20THEY TOAST
0:31:22 > 0:31:25- Who's that? Who's that? - LAUGHTER
0:31:25 > 0:31:27- Ooh!- Ooh!
0:31:27 > 0:31:28LAUGHTER
0:31:28 > 0:31:29APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- Oh! Awesome.- Oh, my God.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36- I miss my children.- He's going to start crying in a minute.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38No, I won't cry, I won't cry.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42- DIALLING TONE - Hello?- Can you hear me?
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Daddy's girl.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46I just thought I'd give you a ring and tell you that I love you and Mia
0:31:46 > 0:31:48and I hope you're OK.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50- Daddy.- I love you!
0:31:51 > 0:31:53CHILD TALKS
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Yeah, I miss you, I miss you, all right?
0:31:55 > 0:31:59- OK, as long as you're OK. - Yeah, I'm good.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02Don't cry in the Berber tent, man, it's too deep.
0:32:02 > 0:32:03I love you, babe.
0:32:03 > 0:32:07- We miss you.- I'm starting crying, seeing you crying.- See you later.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09- I love you.- Love you.- Bye.- Bye.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12I told Lindsey I don't cry. When you cry over your missus, I fill up.
0:32:12 > 0:32:13I just miss her.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18It's been a tough, tough day.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21We found a tent.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Well it's like about three or four put together, actually.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28We automatically thought, "Oh, God, we're not supposed to be here",
0:32:28 > 0:32:32but, once we got talking to them, they invited us in.
0:32:32 > 0:32:33This was two hours ago.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36- We need to make a move with the cow soon and find a solution.- We do.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39We're going to take the cow and we're going to make a move now.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40THEY SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:32:42 > 0:32:43In the dark.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45HE MIMICS HOWLING
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- THEY HOWL - Wolf, wolves? Wolf.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50THEY HOWL
0:32:50 > 0:32:53They are very lovely people, by the way, but we got a little bit,
0:32:53 > 0:32:55"OK, if we leave, I think we're going to offend them."
0:32:55 > 0:32:58You hear these stories of all these peoples and tribes,
0:32:58 > 0:33:00where you're sort of welcomed, then if you get the etiquette wrong,
0:33:00 > 0:33:05you can quickly turn the situation nasty and I just, for a second,
0:33:05 > 0:33:07thought something like that was going to happen.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09This is an amazing opportunity and we're going to knock it.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12We're going to get it, we'll grab it by two horns.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Two of Helen's horns. Oh, there she is. She's just licking her bits.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19Je, er, freezio.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21ARRON GASPS
0:33:21 > 0:33:22S'appelle Dashiki?
0:33:22 > 0:33:24THEY SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Oh, my God, this is so cool.
0:33:27 > 0:33:28I'm trying to hold my breath.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Where am I going?
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Do you have a larger size? - I'm panicking in here.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35LAUGHTER
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Yes! - HE PANTS
0:33:37 > 0:33:38RUSSELL LAUGHS
0:33:40 > 0:33:43He just done that face, he just done that face, he went...
0:33:43 > 0:33:44LAUGHTER
0:33:47 > 0:33:51Hey. Where shall we sit, over here?
0:33:51 > 0:33:55- Is that a lizard?- What? - Is that a lizard?
0:33:55 > 0:33:57There's a dead lizard next to the carrots.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Well, the starter looks excellent.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02- Oh, my...!- OK. What you want me to do?
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Huh? Behead the...lizard?
0:34:05 > 0:34:06Is this for real?
0:34:09 > 0:34:10Are you fucking kidding me?
0:34:12 > 0:34:16Oh, the fruit. I'll peel fruit all night.
0:34:16 > 0:34:17Thank you, thank you.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19- Gutted, mate. - LAUGHTER
0:34:20 > 0:34:21OK.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25- I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.- Oh, God, Jesus!- I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- Oh, my God! - Twist it. Don't look, don't look.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30We're getting there.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Just a little bit...
0:34:32 > 0:34:33- RATTLING - Oh, fucker!
0:34:35 > 0:34:36Oh, my God, it's done.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38- Thank you.- Yay!- Yay!
0:34:38 > 0:34:40- Now what? Do I leave it there?- Yeah.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- Mate, I'm shaking. - Oh, God, I've got to do more.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45MAN SPEAKS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:34:45 > 0:34:47- NERVOUSLY:- OK.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Woo!
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Please help me, Dad character.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53LAUGHTER
0:34:53 > 0:34:55I think they're laughing at you. Oh!
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Arron, I'm going to bang a quick tweet out
0:34:57 > 0:34:59about how to prepare lizard meat.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02- Go for it.- I've got like one dot of Wi-Fi.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Dude, I've got a message off a butcher we can call back home.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17I can't even Skype him,
0:35:17 > 0:35:19- cos we don't have the signal, but... - Just get on with it.
0:35:19 > 0:35:20DIALLING TONE
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Hello, Scott?
0:35:22 > 0:35:24I've got a message that you're the man to call
0:35:24 > 0:35:27for strange butchering requests.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29A lizard?
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Look, the long and short of it is this -
0:35:31 > 0:35:33I've got the head off it. What do I do next?
0:35:33 > 0:35:35It's upside down, it's belly up.
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Yep.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Oh, under the skin, like that.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- SCOTT:- Put your knife under the skin.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- Yep.- No, no. Put it under, under, under.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49- Under the skin?- That's it, like that. Yeah.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51- OK.- Pff!
0:35:51 > 0:35:52- Oh, my God.- Eugh!
0:35:52 > 0:35:54It's like trying to go through
0:35:54 > 0:35:55the leather of a shoe!
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Have you done a lizard before?
0:36:00 > 0:36:03OK, yeah, I can see where that's coming from.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- Oh, hang on. I've got a little slit. - Hold on, hold on.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Yes, it's tearing, it's tearing.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10- PHONE BEEPS - What?- He's gone!
0:36:10 > 0:36:12The butcher's cut-off.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13We can't even get a phone call.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Dude, we're doing it.- Yes!
0:36:16 > 0:36:17LAUGHTER
0:36:17 > 0:36:18- What's it doing?- It's moving!
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Oh, my God! What the hell is going on?
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- Seriously, do you think it's moving? - I'm going to stop watching it.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Arron, Arron, try and skin that and tell me.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28What the hell was that? Tell me you saw that?
0:36:28 > 0:36:29I'm really not enjoying this.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Eugh!
0:36:32 > 0:36:33Sorry, sorry.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35It's dead, yeah?
0:36:35 > 0:36:37This is the divine justice of this country
0:36:37 > 0:36:39for messing with Reda and his camel.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Why do I get the big one? It's cos I'm the big lad, isn't it?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57- Mm, tuck in, thank you. - Cheers.- Shukran.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05It's actually totally banging.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06It's just like barbecue chicken.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09When your dad cooks a barbecue and he gets a bit drunk
0:37:09 > 0:37:11and it leaves it on for a bit. It's good.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- It's nice, man. - The lizard's good, man.
0:37:14 > 0:37:15We've made a fire,
0:37:15 > 0:37:18we've slept out in the stars and we're eating lizard.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21I can officially say...I'm a man.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30Arron?
0:37:31 > 0:37:32Did you sleep right, mate?
0:37:32 > 0:37:34- No.- You didn't?
0:37:34 > 0:37:36I slept beautiful.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Did you hear the baby at about 5am?
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Yeah. Yeah, it actually reminded me of home.
0:37:41 > 0:37:42I need to check Helen.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44The last thing I saw was a guy pointing at Helen
0:37:44 > 0:37:47and going like this to me. He went like this...
0:37:47 > 0:37:49- He did not?- We need to go and check on her, mate.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51- Are you joking?- I'm not even joking.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53If I go out there and she's gone, I'm going to be very upset.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55No, no, no. Is my Wi-Fi working?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58I was hoping...
0:37:58 > 0:38:00You normally come somewhere like this to detox from technology.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02- Hello.- Hello, morning.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- Yeah, good sleep.- Salaam.
0:38:04 > 0:38:05Amazing.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- What's happening? - Helen's still alive.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13Hey, baby girl! Don't be scared.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Do you want some water?
0:38:15 > 0:38:17That's it, I'm not going to hurt you.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21Can we search what animals are near a pond in Morocco?
0:38:21 > 0:38:22Cos if I get...
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Have you ever seen the scene out of Crocodile Dundee
0:38:25 > 0:38:27when she goes down to get the water and that big...
0:38:27 > 0:38:28What?
0:38:30 > 0:38:32What is that?
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Tell me you can see that long, black thing over there.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Is that a fake snake? Is that a joke?
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Ha-ha, very funny.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41- You're very funny. - Is that your idea of humour?
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Berber humour? That looks really real!
0:38:44 > 0:38:46I'm actually lost for words right now.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49That has got to be a child's toy, that cannot be a real snake.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50Oh, it's moved, that's real, that's real!
0:38:50 > 0:38:52It's actually real! I ain't even joking.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54I'm getting a Berber, dude. Wait, wait, wait.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Hey, look, he's here, he's here, look. Get the eldest one.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Here, come. This, down there.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02Russell, don't go... Agh!
0:39:04 > 0:39:06See you later, see you later.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09Oh! Oh, my God, it's going to bite him!
0:39:09 > 0:39:10What's he doing?!
0:39:10 > 0:39:13- You thought that was a plastic snake.- Oh, God!
0:39:13 > 0:39:15- You thought that was a bit of rope. - It just went for his face.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17Agh!
0:39:17 > 0:39:19I'm getting this on social media.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22- I wouldn't get too close, Arron. - How is this real?
0:39:22 > 0:39:25We've just gone to get some water from the camp.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Arron's having a panic attack, with good reason.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30We found a king, an actual...
0:39:30 > 0:39:32It looks like a king cobra.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34That is in a bad mood.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- Look how chilled they are.- It's like nothing has just happened.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39It's probably... You know you get a stray dog in the garden?
0:39:39 > 0:39:42That's exactly what's just happened with an Egyptian king cobra!
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Egyptian? We're in Morocco, you twat!
0:39:45 > 0:39:48That's what it just said. We Googled it and it said Egyptian king cobra.
0:39:48 > 0:39:52- Oh, right.- Why is an Egyptian king cobra in Morocco?
0:39:52 > 0:39:53It must be on a gap year.
0:39:53 > 0:39:54LAUGHTER
0:39:54 > 0:39:57I can't even believe we're laughing about this.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59He's getting rid of it in the desert, look.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02So, the Moroccan cobra and the Egyptian cobra are the same thing.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04The venom affects the nervous system,
0:40:04 > 0:40:06- causing death due to complete respiratory failure.- Ah!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08I think we should just get the cow...
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- And get out of here. I'm with you. - ..and just go.- I'm with you.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12Unbelievable, man!
0:40:12 > 0:40:15- Look.- Ah, oui, oui! - Yeah, big muscles, man.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17You've got big ones. Yeah.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19NERVOUS LAUGHTER
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Mate, you just saved our lives!
0:40:24 > 0:40:26I've got it.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29I'm just checking in the water, cos I swear I saw something else moving.
0:40:31 > 0:40:32'It was an amazing night.'
0:40:32 > 0:40:34And I don't want to sound patronising,
0:40:34 > 0:40:37but how boiled down and simple their life was, in a weird way,
0:40:37 > 0:40:39it gave me a little nudge about the things
0:40:39 > 0:40:41that maybe I'm getting wrong in my life.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44And I know this project's supposed to be celebrating the smartphone.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46And this is the paradox, I suppose.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50We wouldn't have got there if it weren't for the phone.
0:40:50 > 0:40:51But what the phone has taught me is
0:40:51 > 0:40:54life is better when you use your phone less.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- Thanks for getting us out. - HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:40:56 > 0:40:58'Basically, what I'm saying is'
0:40:58 > 0:41:00I'm going to hang around my nan's house more often.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Au revoir, mon Berber ami!
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Come to visit us next time! We'll go Nando's!
0:41:04 > 0:41:06THEY TALK
0:41:06 > 0:41:09Seriously, we've got to watch out for snakes.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Great.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- PHONE JINGLES - Right, the road!
0:41:15 > 0:41:16- We're back on the...- Reda!
0:41:17 > 0:41:19Take the call.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Hello, Reda!
0:41:22 > 0:41:24'Hello, guys!'
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Reda, listen, We're doing the best we can with the limited resources.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29We're making our way on foot.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31But last night we had to seek shelter, cos we ran out of light.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34'OK, good luck, and my brother is waiting for you.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36'He is really, really so angry.
0:41:36 > 0:41:40'I don't know what he's going to do when he will see you.'
0:41:40 > 0:41:42All right, Reda. Thank you very much.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44We'll make our way as quick as possible.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- Let's go.- I'll tell you what, I'm not going to stand for anything.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49I'm...I'm done. We've just seen a cobra!
0:41:55 > 0:41:57We're heading in exactly the right direction.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59This is definitely the right road. Last night was special.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01- It was good.- We left without even having breakfast,
0:42:01 > 0:42:03cos it was all a bit sort of adrenaline-y.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Food wasn't really our focus.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08The few dates we've got, we need for this - the third companion.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12We have water. We've got one bottle left.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15One canteen between us.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18You wouldn't believe how quickly this view becomes terrifying.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21It only represents possible death.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33This heat, man. This is just mental.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35"What did you do in Morocco, Arron?"
0:42:35 > 0:42:37"Erm, don't ask."
0:42:37 > 0:42:39No-one's going to believe me, man.
0:42:41 > 0:42:42I need water, mate.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Dude, that water you've collected smells a bit dodgy.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Let me see what I can find.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Can you drink...
0:42:57 > 0:43:00unpurified water?
0:43:02 > 0:43:03Give this one a go.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Hey, guys. Today on Bland County Survivorman,
0:43:05 > 0:43:09I'm going to cover probably a controversial subject here.
0:43:09 > 0:43:14If you drink questionable water through your mouth...
0:43:14 > 0:43:16you're probably going to cause yourself
0:43:16 > 0:43:18to vomit all that water back up anyway
0:43:18 > 0:43:20and it's not going to do you any good.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24So, the alternative to that is give yourself an enema with the water.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26- An enema? - BOTH:- Whoa!
0:43:26 > 0:43:28What else is he saying?
0:43:31 > 0:43:33I'm not doing this.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Take your pants, pull 'em down...
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Watch, watch, watch, watch!
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Get down. Now, the best way to do this, guys,
0:43:39 > 0:43:41is you lay down on your side.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43Oh, that's upsetting...
0:43:44 > 0:43:47- Now, guys, when you're doing this right here...- Oh, God!
0:43:47 > 0:43:50..you know you're going to have to have some kind of lubrication.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52- LAUGHTER - Oh, my God, I don't really want to watch this.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54But I feel strangely compelled to.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- Oh, my God, he's put it in his bum. - Oh, this is a great idea.
0:43:57 > 0:43:58There it goes.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00I think that video is more about how lonely he's got in the wild
0:44:00 > 0:44:03than it is about an enema. It's not much help.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Dude, I can't do this.
0:44:07 > 0:44:11This is actually getting really unsafe now.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13Oh, my God!
0:44:13 > 0:44:15I'm done, man.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18I'm not even joking. I'm so thirsty, I'm so tired.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22I just want to have a little rest, bro.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24I have come to a full stop.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26I have no idea what's going on properly.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I'm so thirsty. I'm sunburned.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32I just want this to be over now, really.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Let's go and get this out of the way sooner rather than later.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36- Come on!- Face it. Then, do you know what we can do?
0:44:36 > 0:44:39We can go and drink mineral water in the bar and celebrate.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- I need water, mate.- Oh, Helen, what do we do?- I need water!
0:44:55 > 0:44:59When I see my kids, I'm actually going to cry my little eyes out.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04Oh, my good God!
0:45:04 > 0:45:05Good girl!
0:45:05 > 0:45:08The cow just showed us the way. Do you know the shame of that?
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Is this guy really going to want to have a row with us?
0:45:12 > 0:45:14- Cos I'm not up for that.- The thing is, we are too exhausted
0:45:14 > 0:45:18to have a row, so we can just stand there and take it.
0:45:18 > 0:45:19What's the name of the place we need?
0:45:19 > 0:45:21You've got it on your phone, man.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27- That's it.- Oh, my God.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30It looks like something out of, like, Nazareth, or something.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33I can't believe we've actually made it.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40Ait Benhaddou.
0:45:40 > 0:45:41That's the one.
0:45:41 > 0:45:46Ait Benhaddou, that's where we're supposed to deliver the camel.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49So glad we are here at last light.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52- ARRON GASPS - Reda!- Hey, Reda!
0:45:52 > 0:45:53What is this?
0:45:53 > 0:45:55A couple of administrative issues.
0:45:55 > 0:45:56What's Reda doing here?
0:45:56 > 0:45:59I thought just Reda's brother was going to be here?
0:45:59 > 0:46:02But what are you doing with this animal?
0:46:02 > 0:46:03We can explain.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06THEY SPEAK IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:46:06 > 0:46:09- Come on, Helen.- Listen, man, you know, we've had trouble.
0:46:09 > 0:46:10THEY SPEAK IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:46:10 > 0:46:12We did get a camel.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14- But the camel was wild.- He's crazy.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16If we'd have brought you the real camel...
0:46:16 > 0:46:18- Look at the sign.- "Camel ride". Oh, shit.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21- What happens if you ride a cow? - Look, she loves tea!
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- Her name's Helen. You might pronounce it "Khel-en".- Watch, look!
0:46:24 > 0:46:27We're going to start some cow rides soon, I think.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29So, tell everyone in the village.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32At the end of the day, you entrusted two comedians to transport a camel
0:46:32 > 0:46:34across a foreign terrain.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36Although we have failed to bring a camel,
0:46:36 > 0:46:39you have gained a cow. Yeah?
0:46:39 > 0:46:40- OK.- Amazing.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45I can't explain the experience I've had. The things I've seen.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47This is just a road trip. This is going to be...
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- Take it easy. - BOTH:- Oh, my God!
0:46:50 > 0:46:52How many firsts have you done on this trip?
0:46:52 > 0:46:53Yes!
0:46:53 > 0:46:54'Fire.'
0:46:54 > 0:46:55Oh, it's actually warm!
0:46:55 > 0:46:57'Sleeping out under the stars.'
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Eugh!
0:46:59 > 0:47:00'Eating lizard.'
0:47:00 > 0:47:02How long ago does the camel seem?
0:47:02 > 0:47:05That's another first, trying to lead a camel on a lead.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07- Nathan! - LAUGHTER
0:47:07 > 0:47:08Do you want a camel?
0:47:08 > 0:47:10If you had told me this before, I'd have said,
0:47:10 > 0:47:12"Mate, there's no way. I will be no good."
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Salaam. Pleased to meet you, man.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16This has just been a wonderful experience.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18I just want to thank... I don't know who to thank.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20- AMERICAN ACCENT:- My agent, my producer...
0:47:20 > 0:47:23No, no. I just want to thank you, man. Thanks for doing this with me.
0:47:23 > 0:47:25Thank you, thank you, Russ. Thank you, man.