0:00:02 > 0:00:05For centuries, explorers have battled with Mother Nature.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Now, pampered comedian Russell Kane...
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Aaah! It's freezing!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- ..wants to join their ranks... - I miss my mum.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14..by tackling extreme survival,
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- with just... - HE GROANS
0:00:17 > 0:00:19- This.- A mobile phone?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24I use my phone for everything.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Turn the choke all the way down.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Got billions of users around the world.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30The web has all the answers.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32It's here on the map. That's it there!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Joined by the internet's brightest stars...
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Oh, my God! I'm a Jedi! - ..and their legions of followers...
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Going to get difficult.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43I don't think the production team are always going to be taking it
0:00:43 > 0:00:44that easy on us.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Together, they'll face the worst that nature can throw at them.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Russell! I just want to know that if we get bitten by something,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53we've got the antidote.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Oh, God. Yeah. The team will ensure that we're safe and that we always
0:00:56 > 0:00:57have internet reception.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00They're accompanied by a barely-helpful crew...
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Please. Come on, guys.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04..who'll be throwing in the odd curveball.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05The door doesn't close.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07They'll use their signal...
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- We got a bag of poo. - ..for survival.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15- Light the bag! Who said that? - Yes!- Whoa! I love you, internet.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19This time, it's internet versus desert island...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Buenos dias.- Buenos dias.
0:01:21 > 0:01:27..as Russell is marooned on the Costa Rican coast with Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Teamwork.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Together they'll try to survive the harshest environment yet
0:01:33 > 0:01:36and escape back to civilisation.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- I can't do it. - Godspeed, stupid man.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52OK, I'm in Costa Rica, halfway round the world.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I've no idea where we're going.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I've no idea where we're going to stay.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I've no idea what we're going to eat.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00It's the equivalent of a lift door opening, stepping in,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03thinking an elevator's going to be there and it isn't,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05and just going like that...
0:02:05 > 0:02:09I'm going to rendezvous with Jenny Jones, who is this bad-ass snowboarder. Olympic medallist.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10So, she's at least...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Going to have someone that's slightly manly on the trip,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16cos that ain't going to be me.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Jenny Jones.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Help has arrived.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Hurray!- You're here to save me, I hope.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Or do you not... Do you know anything?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25It's Costa Rica. It going to be amazing.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I like how lightly you've packed.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Yeah, but at least I didn't bring a wheelie bag.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30At least I've got stuff.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33We've got to look for a boat that's got a Costa Rican flag on.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's more than I know.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I think it's that one.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Come on. Let's see if it's the right one.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, man. This is getting real. Oh, that's him.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46That's Bird. His name's Bird, the guy we're supposed to be meeting.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47- Bird.- Oh, OK. I feel like we should run.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Buenos dias.- Buenos dias.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Buenos dias. - Yeah, smashed it!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Thank you. It looks like Santa gave up.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56MAN SPEAKS SPANISH
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Gracias.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Shit.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Are you all right?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02LAUGHTER
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Cheers, man.- There you go.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Rochas.- Rochas. I think rochas is definitely rock.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Whoo!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I wasn't expecting you to go that fast.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37What the hell is the mission going to be? Can you imagine?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm guessing we're crossing to that,
0:03:39 > 0:03:44what looks like a genuinely uninhabited, desert island.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48One thing I'm noticing already is that it's a really steep island.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52It's a bit Jurassic Park.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Yeah.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Instagram them the video and say, "Can anyone translate this?"
0:04:09 > 0:04:10OK, OK, OK.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13We're supposed to find our way back.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15From the middle of nowhere.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18So, we have to go from here back to civilisation.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Yeah.- How must... Do we walk?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Swim?- No swimming. - Can you get a bit closer?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Are there crocodilos here?
0:04:26 > 0:04:27No.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Just jellyfish, sharks and eels.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Go, go! Vamos!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45It's going all right.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03ROCK MUSIC
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Come here, poppet.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Good? You all right?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- I think so.- Sure? - Look how steep that is.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37This is steeper than Ryanair's luggage fee.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Marooned on this desert island.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I feel like we need to get on with our mission.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51OK, we should totally, like, action.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- OK? We got to do stuff now. - Right, let's recover.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Let's have a bit of a drink of water in the shade.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- It's hot. - It's so hot.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, my God. How good does that feel?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- I know.- I never felt pleasure at shade like that.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Phone. Phone?- Right, if this waterproof case didn't work,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12it's literally the end of the episode.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Get ready to roll the credits, yeah. - That's fine. OK, phone's good.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Phone's good.- Phone's dry. My phone's actually dry.- Right, if we're on an island what are we
0:06:19 > 0:06:21going to... What do we need to do?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23What do we actually need? What's most important?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25The first thing we need is sustainable shelter
0:06:25 > 0:06:28and something to drink, because I'm pretty thirsty.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- We've got limited water on us. Bang out a tweet.- OK, yeah.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Anyone know how to make water on a desert island?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Or how can we find it, basically?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'm halfway round the world.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41An island off an island off Costa Rica.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45It's 35 degrees, it's eight in the morning and I'm about to do survivalism.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'm like Bear Grylls with no skills.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Help me!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Wrap plastic bag around foliage on trees.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56What does that say about my legs? SHE LAUGHS
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I didn't read that out, cos I didn't want to be rude.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Tell me what it says.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Lovely. Oh, hold on.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Someone's sent me a link. I've got something here, Jen.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- What, have you?- Someone's sent me a link to a YouTube video.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I'm on a tropical island in the South China Sea.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21I've got a parang. I've got a simple fishing kit and I need to survive
0:07:21 > 0:07:22out here for two days.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I know I'm supposed to stay in shade for safety,
0:07:29 > 0:07:33but what do you do when there's no shade?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35How's it going?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- It's hot.- It's so hot!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I know we need to find shelter and all of that, but...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Yeah, no worries.- But we want water.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- How do you make water? - Find the coconuts.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Coconuts, yes!- Try, if you can, to find the young ones.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Unfortunately, they're the ones that are going to be, like,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53the top of the tree. The older ones, you can drink them,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55but they have more oil in them.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57If you drink too much of it, it acts as a laxative.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Thank you so much. - Come to my memorial service.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- OK, cheers.- Bye.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04We'll be dead of dehydration
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- if we don't get a coconut. - Right, let's go.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Right, I'm going to change into some longer clothes, I think.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Now that you're sunburnt, yeah. - Yeah.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Use the phone. Research what type of food we should be foraging for.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Yeah.- Send out some tweets and then start foraging.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I'm going to scout for coconut trees.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Leave it to me. I'm going to make you believe in me.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Good luck. - Coconut city, here I come.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Ah, coconuts.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45I'm going to have to climb up.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I just need a bit of rope or something
0:09:01 > 0:09:03and then I think I can get up there.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Guys, I know we're not supposed to be cheating, but...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Has anyone got any equipment,
0:09:09 > 0:09:13so I could get up here and look like a hero in front of Jenny,
0:09:13 > 0:09:15because I've been out-Olympianed.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Stick that on. - Oh, for Christ's sake.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I recognise that. Argh!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22That's hurt my nuts.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23I need an ibuprofen for my testicles.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Jesus! Now what?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'm up a tree.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33About 18 feet off the ground,
0:09:33 > 0:09:37with a harness that is pushing my balls so much.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I'm going to try and get the coconuts down now.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Wish me luck. I'll try these ones.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Russell definitely doesn't have survival skills, I'm sure,
0:09:47 > 0:09:49but maybe he'll surprise me.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50They must be, like, stunt ones.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- They're glued in.- I've just got this horrible feeling that I'll have to,
0:09:53 > 0:09:57like, I don't know, like, man up more and take charge.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh, my God. They're so firmly wedged in.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I'm not giving up. I'm just trying and failing.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Ah! Coconuts.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Oh, my God, I didn't even have to go up the tree to get them.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16You bastard! What is it attached to?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19There must be a steel rod going through the fucker.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24I'm trying to actually go through the whole branch.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh, good, a tasty leaf.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Oh, look what I've just found.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32That is fresh water, isn't it?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Yeah. Yes. Ah!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Hallelujah... #
0:10:42 > 0:10:43OK, I'm going back.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45And I'm taking the coconuts.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50# Hallelujah. #
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I hate desert islands.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I hate this.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58It won't come off.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03Please, my balls hurt so much. Please let me come down.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Please.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10That's the feeling coming back. It's always good when you can feel your legs.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I won't be taking that for granted again.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Guys, please just get the coconuts down, please.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17You've got your footage. I had a good go.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22And then just cut to me holding them or something like that.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Oh, my God. I'm walking like my nan.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Jen!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30She's got some.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33God dammit! Where did you get those?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- I thought you were going to be so impressed.- I found them.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Genuinely?- Yeah.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Up on the beach. - Where?- They were just on the floor.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Did you actually get those out the tree?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Yeah, I got them. - I'm genuinely impressed.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Awesome.- Yes, Russell Kane!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I know, mate. You'll make a snowboarder of me yet.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57SHE LAUGHS
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Jen, I've got an idea. Stand clear.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You have brought dishonour on the house of samurai.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Isn't that all just going to come pouring out?
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- Right, let's see what we've got. - Quick, quick, it's coming out.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I don't think there's much in there, babe.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Go on.- Oh, yes.- Yeah!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30That's all there is.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31It's a modest harvest.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35- Can I taste it?- Yeah, go on.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39It's actually all right.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44If it bleeds we've got to kill it!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Do you not want to drink some of this?- I do.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Yeah, look at it.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Does it taste good?- Yeah.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55It tastes exactly like what it is.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Wash it down with a bit of the old nectar.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03That's better. That's better.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, my God! The main thing I didn't tell you.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08What?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11There's running water.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- What?- Like, off the rocks.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I can't believe I didn't tell you that.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I'm trying to get a tablespoon of fetid liquid out of a coconut
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- and there's running water off a rock.- I know! But I was...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Do you know what? I was actually more excited about...
0:13:25 > 0:13:27That you'd got the coconuts down.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Jen, the sun is going down.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31In about an hour's time,
0:13:31 > 0:13:34there are going to be mosquitoes with tiny tables
0:13:34 > 0:13:37and you're going to be on the menu. "This one looks nice.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39"I've never had a snowboarder before, Gavin.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41"How's it cooked? Rare."
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- How about we head to that water source?- Yeah, let's go.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48That was a little moment of victory there, I enjoyed that.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58It's only night number one and I'm completely broken.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Are we close?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Yeah, we are. This is sort of where the fresh water was.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- How the hell can you recognise it in the dark?- Yeah.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- Where?- Sort of over there, I think. Yeah.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Do you think this is not sketchy, walking through these leaves, no?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19SHE EXCLAIMS
0:14:19 > 0:14:21That hurt! There's a lot of little, erm...
0:14:21 > 0:14:23creepy crawlies.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24SHE SHRIEKS
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Sorry!
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- It's there. I just don't know what that was.- What's that?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34It's a scorpion. Oh, my God.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh, careful, careful, careful, careful!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Careful, careful. Is that how you spot them, then?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Yeah. What are you doing?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh. Jesus.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Oh, I'm not kidding, I don't like it.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46- Is it poisonous?- Oh, my God.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49What do you mean "yes"? And then you're picking it up, you nutter.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Sorry. I just don't want to go there now.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59We need like an emergency plan now.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I've got a guy here - Derek.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07He looks like some sort of survivalist. Shall we call him?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Yeah.- Hey, how you doing?- Good.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Oh, what the fuck... - What the fuck is that?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14There's so many bugs everywhere.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17There's scorpions and snakes on the floor.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19So, basically, we're lost.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24The sun's gone down, we're in pitch darkness, we're in deep...
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- poo.- Yeah, it sounds like you've got a bit of a problem, huh?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Yeah.- I would say, get a fire going first.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37And that will stop the bugs?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39OK, OK, OK, OK.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Thank you very much.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Thank you.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Do you know what I saw in one of the bags?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48We've got one of those emergency flare things.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Bang. Straight into the fire.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52But that's to rescue us if we get in real problems.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I'm boiling, I'm scared, come on.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Like a giant match. Awesome.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Yes!- Holy shit, it's like firework night.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Oh, this was such a genius idea, Russ.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Look at that. It looks like a witch's cauldron.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Come on bugs, what you got?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Well done, babe. High five.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- You lit a fire with a flare. - I only held it in there.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Look at that. We've achieved something.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27We have built a fire and we have lit it in a badass way.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30There's a mosquito looking at your juicy flesh and one holding him back, going,
0:16:30 > 0:16:34"It's not worth it, Gary. There's smoke all over the gaff."
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Oh, my God, it's... It's so satisfying.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Thank you, Mr Flare. How's this for a plan?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- I know we've not had like proper food or anything...- Mm-hmm.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45..but we've got plenty of coconuts - really filling.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48How about we just chow a bit of that down, sling the hammocks up,
0:16:48 > 0:16:51go to bed, worry about it in the morning. I'm too tired to do anything else.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Yeah, let's get the hammock up, though, come on.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Let's do it, man. Let's just crash through it.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Today was horrific. It's...
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Even though it was only a mere 14-hour day, it felt much longer.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11The heat just drains it from you and then you've gone to bed,
0:17:11 > 0:17:15too scared to go over to the poo tree cos we just found a scorpion.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18So, I'm just going to go to sleep like this.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21I'm exhausted.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Yeah, it's hard.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I don't want to drop below medium, so...
0:17:27 > 0:17:28I'm not going to talk any more.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I'm just going to hold myself.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32SHE CHUCKLES
0:17:32 > 0:17:34OK, goodnight.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Oh, wait, can I at least just wipe my face?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55So I don't look like a complete tramp.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02OK.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Awful. It was an awful night's sleep.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08At the moment, I'm still laughing but, I mean, that's cos of Russell.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11I need some food.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's great being married to a make-up artist.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Gives you licence to do all kinds of things you shouldn't do as a man.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Don't judge me, please.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I just pooed in a hole, let me have this.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30HE SINGS
0:18:30 > 0:18:33HE MAKES STRANGE SOUNDS
0:18:33 > 0:18:35HE SINGS AGAIN
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- There you go. - What the fuck are you doing!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40That was Indiana Jones. SHE LAUGHS
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I feel like we need to get on with our mission.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47We need to cut across the water to get back to where we came from.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. OK. - Get back to a village.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52But first of all, we need to pee.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I am genuinely so hungry.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57I have bashed out a tweet about looking for food around here...
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- Maybe... I don't know. - We can go, like, pick something.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02I don't know what. Crabs?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07That's my total civilisation. That's what I can see, guys.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12And if you think it looks beautiful, you're a bell end.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm so hungry. What can we eat around here?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Why can't you eat leaves? This is what I don't understand.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21I love spinach, why can't I just eat that?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Why does it have to be so difficult?
0:19:27 > 0:19:28What's this?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Take that, bitch-face.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45SHE LAUGHS
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh, come on, baby.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56You know those sort of, erm... those icing sugar peaks that you get on top of a pavlova?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Oh! Please taste like that.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Have you got one almond out?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I got an almond out! Please eat it.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- We'll just have half each.- OK.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Oh, it is, though.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22Please help me. Someone send help.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I'm going to see if I can, erm... call my mum.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28She's always got good advice in this situation.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31What on a... What, is your mum often on an island?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33No, but she's like, right, this is what you need to do.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- OK, go on, then. - "Get your wet wipes out,
0:20:35 > 0:20:38"tidy your bag and have you been through everything in your bag?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40"Have you got a packed lunch?"
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Hey, mum, how you doing?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Look where we are.- Wow!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47We're on this desert island. All we managed to get yesterday was a
0:20:47 > 0:20:49coconut, which we smashed open and got a tiny, like,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52fetid bit of vile coconut water.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Oh, no, that sounds awful.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57What do you think we should do? Dan, have you got any ideas?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Get a stick and start fishing.- Oh!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Yeah, what do you think? In the rock pools or something?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- No, spear a fish.- Yeah.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Now we just need to know how to make a spear and how to do that fishing.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Here we are. Spear fishing.- Right. - Right, he has got a fishing video.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16What am I keeping my eyes out for?
0:21:16 > 0:21:21- Carp.- He's the type of guy, Jen, he would have you using me for bait.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24It's all about camouflaging, becoming one with the environment.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28You've got to blend in. I've managed to position myself near a log.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Look, he's just completely camo.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I love Aussies, they're nuts, aren't they?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37'It's all about patience and perseverance.'
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Oh, my God.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Oh, my God.- He did not get that.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, look what he's done at the end.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53That's not a stick. It's a knife.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- That's an actual knife.- So, he's put a knife on the end of a stick.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Yeah, he's put a knife on the end. - We can do the same.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Excuse me, I'm just a fat fish full of... What? Death?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I'd be so stoked if we caught a fish.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- I'm doing it to say that we tried. - No, we are going to catch a fish.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- No, but do you honestly believe that?- Yeah.- Do you?- Yeah.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Yeah, come on.- That's the difference between our childhoods.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16We're going to catch a fish!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18"Everything will fail, boy, don't bother trying."
0:22:18 > 0:22:19SHE LAUGHS
0:22:21 > 0:22:24What was it like standing on the podium? Go on, tell us.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Tell us, tell us.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28So, everyone thinks it's this really glorious thing, and it is,
0:22:28 > 0:22:33but then this Russian bird - she's the lady that checks you for drugs -
0:22:33 > 0:22:34and you go into, like, a Portakabin.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36You have to wee before they give you a medal?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38You go into the Portakabin and she's like, "Right."
0:22:38 > 0:22:40I dropped my trousers like that,
0:22:40 > 0:22:42pull up my top completely, like that.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Fully starkers. I've still got my snowboard boots on.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47And she's like, "Stand on the toilet."
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- She has to watch you wee?- So, I'm standing on the toilet like this,
0:22:50 > 0:22:51and she's like this...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55All around me is mirrors.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Oh, my God, so your moment of glory is preceded by sexual humiliation.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Amazing! I didn't know that.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Hey, man, I'll just swim past this...
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Ow!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Fish!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Ready? First test launch.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12You might want to go on a wide.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20Let's go and try and find lunch-slash-dinner-slash-breakfast.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Right, let's do this.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18All I saw were these tiny, tropical fish.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I turned over rocks. I've been out deep, I've been shallow.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I don't know if it's the wrong time of day.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27I don't know what it is. I don't know if Jenny's done any better.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I'm just seeing if there's any, like, hanging around
0:24:32 > 0:24:34in these shallow rock pools.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Oh, my God.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Whoo!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Jen, what I'm going to do is get these into the shade,
0:25:08 > 0:25:10hit social media, hit WikiHow,
0:25:10 > 0:25:13find out if we can get a solution for cooking these,
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- preparing these. - No, I want to catch a fish.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17We can still go back in.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I reckon...different time of day.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I can't believe how determined you are.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Jenny, come and say hello. We're on a live Facebook broadcast.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30This is genuinely what she's just been doing.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Check this out, guys. She's been fishing with a spear.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I have to tell you something.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Has something really bad happened?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37No, no, no, I'll tell you in a minute.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Oh, that sounds ominous.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41In the shallows...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43huge fish.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Like a kind of blowfish or something.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46- Dead or alive?- And I went...
0:25:46 > 0:25:49It was like moving and I went in to get it and I thought,
0:25:49 > 0:25:51"I can't do it."
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- What?- I couldn't do it. I couldn't... I couldn't stab it.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56We're starving and you didn't have the courage to kill a fish?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I know, I... I just looked at it and thought, "So, er, why..."
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Why wouldn't you keep it to yourself, the anecdote?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05I found a raft earlier.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06I forgot to tell you I found a raft.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09- No, I found a raft down there. - Don't be mad at me. Sorry!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11And there was this raft already built and I thought,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13"Do you know what? I just can't do it!"
0:26:13 > 0:26:16And I just pushed it away, because I'm that sort of prick.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Are you... Are you calling me a prick?- Yeah.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Ah! You more than earned that.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26You let breakfast swim off while you cried with sentimentality.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Chef Gennaro - it says here on his biog
0:26:34 > 0:26:36that he trained Jamie Oliver.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38I think he's like a celeb chef.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40OK. So, go on, hit him up.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41I hope he answers.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45SKYPE DIAL TONE
0:26:45 > 0:26:47How are you doing, all right?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49It's very warm.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52So, today we've been hunting for food.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55We've got a snail and this...
0:26:55 > 0:26:56And this!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00It's a large limpet.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Limpet.- Yeah, limpets.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- That was stuck on a rock?- Yes.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Let's cook it. Do you want to cook it?- Yeah!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Have you got any olive oil?- No.- No.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Olive oil. You need some very good olive oil.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17No.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19We've... We've just about got loo roll.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Oh, my goodness me. All right. Have you got any garlic?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24We've got nothing. We're doing survival.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28No spaghetti.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Oh, this was a bad move, contacting an Italian.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34We haven't got any wine.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Can we even just find out how we actually eat them?
0:27:41 > 0:27:44We're poaching them in water and eating them plain.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Oh, my God, I just realised.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Oysters are aphrodisiacs.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Is it responsible of us to eat that?
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Well, this one's still alive, it just closed when I touched it.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01- Let's poach him.- All right!
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Aren't there supposed to be snails in here?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07There's one.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09They must have crawled out the bucket.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12I would never have expected that, though.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Nature wins again.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16OK. Snails are in.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18How many times have you eaten oysters?
0:28:18 > 0:28:21A few times but I normally eat them raw but there was no way I was going to eat those raw.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24- So, you don't what they're meant to look like?- Not really.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27I do remember oysters being really safe if they're not cooked through.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31#liquishit!
0:28:36 > 0:28:38- I'd be up for trying a snail if you are.- Yeah.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42There's no way it's alive, put it that way.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- Here you go.- Go on, go on, you've got it.- Here he comes.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49- Oh, wow. - Whoo!- Freshly-cooked sea-snail.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Here we go.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53THEY LAUGH
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Yeah, it doesn't really taste of much.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01- Oysters, oysters.- Right.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Oh, look, look what it's gone down to.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- Are you going to have half with me or not?- I'm not sure I'm up for trying this one.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13Otherwise, it's going to be just me that's horny, I'll be chasing you round the island.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15I feel like a dragon sneezed on it.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Tough.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29This has been a disaster, hasn't it?
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Oh, it sounded so exciting, didn't it?
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Eating oysters.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- I'll find us something.- OK.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43I would love to eat a lot of food.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45It's just finding it all and sourcing it.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49I'm just definitely thinking about getting off the island.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Look at the sunset, Russell, it's awesome.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00It's just like watching an enemy go to sleep.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- Oh, no!- It is.
0:30:02 > 0:30:03Set, you bastard.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05No, it's nice.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07- Orange tosser. - JEN LAUGHS
0:30:10 > 0:30:11Jen - fishermen.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16We'll probably be able blag a lift off the island.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Hola. Buenos tardes.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24What can we get them to try and get the lift off the island?
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Just give them you.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- Hello!- Hello.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Yeah, but if we go in the boat, we won't have done it ourselves.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35- We can't cheat.- No, OK.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Maybe they've got some... They've got fish in there.
0:30:37 > 0:30:38Una momento.
0:30:39 > 0:30:43- Yeah, one minute.- We translate-ori.
0:30:43 > 0:30:44I'm just hoping that's a word.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47"Teneis cualquier comida?"
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Pesca! That's got to be fish.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54- Pescatarian.- Yeah. Fish. What kind?
0:30:54 > 0:30:56What kind? Shut up!
0:30:56 > 0:30:59I would eat a lobster covered in excrement right now.
0:30:59 > 0:31:00I'm going in.
0:31:02 > 0:31:06- SHE SCREAMS - Oh! Maybe I don't want the fish.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08- Is that an eel?- Eel.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- Oh, my God. - Jen, what have we got we can trade?
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Have you got any money?
0:31:12 > 0:31:14"Tengo las gafas de sol?"
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Gafas de sol...
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Mountain Warehouse.
0:31:22 > 0:31:23Jen, he likes them.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27In England we would say "fanny magnet".
0:31:27 > 0:31:29You put them on, senoritas like...
0:31:29 > 0:31:31You'll be driving down the high street.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33See? We good?
0:31:33 > 0:31:34Brilliant. The deal is done.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36You tried them now. They're yours.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38- Take it, go on.- Oh, my God.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Wow, look at that.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Gracias, anyway. Run, run, we've got food.
0:31:42 > 0:31:47Run. Muchos gracias. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49- Oh, my God.- Oh, Jesus.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50- Thank you.- Welcome.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53- Oh, my God, this stinks.- Whoo!
0:31:53 > 0:31:57Oh! Eurgh! I touched the gill and blood came out.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04IN POSH VOICE: I mean, initially, when I went for the casting,
0:32:04 > 0:32:07they said it was an extra part, so to be upgraded to a speaking role,
0:32:07 > 0:32:10I was delighted. JEN LAUGHS
0:32:10 > 0:32:12I'm going to build us a fire. Come on.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18How to fillet an eel.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21I honestly think I'm not even going to like it.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23- Here we go.- Head off.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25Oh. Can you do that?
0:32:25 > 0:32:27That's gone straight down the middle of it.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Straightforward enough.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31At least it's an easy-shaped animal to process.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Thing about to get nasty.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36OK, Anne Boleyn.
0:32:37 > 0:32:38Right, head off.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Definitely do this hard.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Oh, you're doing well. - SHE RETCHES
0:32:48 > 0:32:49Eugh!
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Are you getting pictures of it?
0:32:55 > 0:32:58I can't make eye contact with it.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Oh, my God, this is actually making me really feel ill.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04It's just... The head's just flipped.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Don't. This isn't cool.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08- Come on. - I'm not doing it on purpose.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11I'm hitting it with the machete... How hard is this fish?
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Right, I'm going to go for it now. Stand clear.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29THEY LAUGH
0:33:32 > 0:33:34I'm crying and laughing at the same time.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46- Oh, that's it.- Yes.- Right, now just...- Here we go, fella.
0:33:46 > 0:33:47See you later.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54What are we going to do? Oh, we really got to gut that?
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Oh!
0:33:59 > 0:34:00You're doing it.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05I'm not hungry at all.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08A head shouldn't take that long to come off.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10It really puts you off your meal.
0:34:14 > 0:34:15I wish I'd got some rest.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Ready for raft building and stuff tomorrow.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Rather than attempt something I was clearly incapable of doing.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Toughest day of the series, no question.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26I'm so hungry.
0:34:28 > 0:34:29Do you think that's cooked?
0:34:36 > 0:34:38- Is it good?- Yeah, fine.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43That's good.
0:34:43 > 0:34:48In the morning when it's not too hot, we can build a raft.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51- You're all right to do the washing up, yeah?- Yeah.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Get me on the raft.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Make a raft. Get me on a raft.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03This is so horrible.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07I'm in a hammock in the dark in 40 degrees.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09I'm hungry and homesick.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Awful. No energy to do anything.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30I've had three hours' sleep last night.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32I had to chop the head off this eel with a machete.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35I was at it for five minutes, crying, just hacking.
0:35:35 > 0:35:36It was just so horrible.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41For this challenge, we have to build a raft and escape from the island,
0:35:41 > 0:35:44which, as I have no skills, is almost impossible.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47The thought of getting off here is intoxicating.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54I don't know if Russell is actually going to be any good at building a raft.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56But I frigging hope he is.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Who can we contact for raft building instructions?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03This is desperate now.
0:36:08 > 0:36:13'In my bag, I carry mostly 110-litre rubbish bags with me.'
0:36:13 > 0:36:16OK, so, this guy is demonstrating how to build a raft
0:36:16 > 0:36:18but he's using his survival bag.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20- Oh, we've got those. - And do you know what he's done?
0:36:20 > 0:36:24He's blown... He's put air in them. So, he's like blown them up.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26And now he's using them as floats.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29- It looks really flimsy and... - SHE LAUGHS
0:36:29 > 0:36:30I'm not so sure.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36I would take my luck on the flimsy raft
0:36:36 > 0:36:38than staying on this hermit crab-infested,
0:36:38 > 0:36:42howler monkey lump of dog poo.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45I don't want to stay here another night.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47We need, like, the wood to sort of put it together.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50Where your watering hole was, there was loads of bamboo, wasn't there?
0:36:50 > 0:36:53- Yeah, yeah.- So, it's going to be even easier to hack about.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54We've got loads of it.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00- SHE LAUGHS Did you do that?- Yeah.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Oh, no, you've developed an annoying amount of energy all of a sudden.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05What are you doing?
0:37:10 > 0:37:13- Oh, yes, bamboo city.- Whoo!
0:37:13 > 0:37:15That, right there, is our saviour.
0:37:15 > 0:37:16Let's go.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19Right, we might as well take the ones that are down, no?
0:37:19 > 0:37:22- Oh, brilliant, there's a loose one there.- Freebie.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25Give it a bit more.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33- No, man, those ones aren't going to move.- Well done for trying.
0:37:35 > 0:37:36Oh, my God, I've got a really...
0:37:36 > 0:37:39How are you doing that? It's like butter when you do it.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48- It's off.- Whoo!
0:37:48 > 0:37:49Whatever.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51We can chop at least two sections like that.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Right, get into sections, do it.
0:37:53 > 0:37:54OK. Keep going.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58And then we can get two six to eight foot lengths out of it.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- Take that.- I can do it as well.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08- Yes!- Humiliated by a girl for three days.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15I'm stronger than a girl.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19- Cool. Through that. - Feeling all right?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:38:19 > 0:38:20Nice.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Jenny, can I have my Ventolin, please?
0:38:22 > 0:38:23SHE LAUGHS
0:38:25 > 0:38:26- But really, do you want it?- No.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29- OK.- No, I'm fine, I don't have asthma.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Right, let's go and build a raft.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33- Raft.- Do I keep saying raft?
0:38:33 > 0:38:35- "Let's build a raft." Ooar!- A raft!
0:38:50 > 0:38:53I decided that we're going to make it like this.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- So it's a bit similar to the one in the video that we saw...- Yeah.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58- ..where they put the air... - It looks the same to me,
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- I've got to be honest, but I'm going to trust whatever you say.- OK.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Step one - what are your knot skills like?
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Obviously I can tie my shoes, I nailed that one.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10I was one of the first in my class.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Just throwing it out there.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Look, Pinterest.
0:39:14 > 0:39:15- Brilliant.- Knots.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20It just has a drawing...
0:39:21 > 0:39:23- ..like that.- How is that step one?
0:39:23 > 0:39:26I know! How is that step one?
0:39:30 > 0:39:33You're really determined once you set your mind to something.
0:39:33 > 0:39:34I think if I was here on the island on my own,
0:39:34 > 0:39:38I would have looked at that knot diagram and just cried.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41God, I hate survivalism. It's literally boring.
0:39:41 > 0:39:42Let's divide labour up properly.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44You hit that and I'll do a selfie.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54Look, when I'm behind the camera, he comes out when I do this...
0:39:54 > 0:39:56How funny is that? Can you see that?
0:39:56 > 0:39:58And... Peep-oh!
0:39:59 > 0:40:00And... Peep-oh!
0:40:04 > 0:40:05Peekaboo!
0:40:06 > 0:40:10"The final half hitch may be located on top of the frapping turns,
0:40:10 > 0:40:14"ie, add two more frapping turns in the form of a half hitch."
0:40:14 > 0:40:16I know but I don't know...
0:40:16 > 0:40:17Half hitch.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28I am so chuffed that I have just done that.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34I'm stoked!
0:40:36 > 0:40:39It's all right, he brings other things to the team.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42- Whoa.- All right?- We smashed that. - Yeah.
0:40:42 > 0:40:43Teamwork.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48- This is the stuff we're going to inflate.- Yeah.
0:40:50 > 0:40:55- Oh, my gosh. Did it!- Oh, my God, you've inflated it straightaway.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58OK, I know I maybe shouldn't ask this but why did you bring that?
0:40:58 > 0:41:01I thought it was be like, you know, like a beach holiday.
0:41:01 > 0:41:02Not the trip I envisaged.
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Finishing touch.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13Right, shall we just tie this to here?
0:41:13 > 0:41:14There it is.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Yes! That's not going anywhere.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20- No, it's good, yeah?- Yeah. This is wedged in.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26We've achieved something.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28That's the mainland over there.
0:41:28 > 0:41:29Right, now to get off the island.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Absolutely pumped.
0:41:31 > 0:41:32Yes!
0:41:38 > 0:41:39It's so heavy!
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Oh, my God, we're floating.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Right, the raft is launched.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Right, that over there...
0:41:55 > 0:41:56- An hour?- Yeah.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59- Do you think?- Yeah.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01I can't believe we actually pulled this off.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05Civilisation. That was just a word a few days ago.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Now it's a dream. Are you trying to fist pump me?
0:42:08 > 0:42:09No, I was pointing the camera at you.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Oh, I thought you were fist pumping me.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17I'm just checking the compass. Hold on.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19This is where we need the waterproof case to work.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22My phone's dry. My phone's actually dry.
0:42:22 > 0:42:23This is west.
0:42:26 > 0:42:27What a lovely broth I've made.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33You know sometimes you leave somewhere and you think,
0:42:33 > 0:42:35"Oh, we'll come back here one day."
0:42:35 > 0:42:38I never want to see that place ever again.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Selfie time.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Let's get one of you bad-arse paddling.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Ready? Now.
0:42:45 > 0:42:46That's a good one.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51Where's the physio ball gone?
0:42:51 > 0:42:52Shit.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00We are against the clock here.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07We've got sunset.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11That's going to get pretty nippy when that drops behind those hills.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16How are we going backwards? How?
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Another night on the island, I can't do it.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30I would rather swim.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32I reckon we've got about 20 minutes of sun.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36A limitless ocean and it's getting dark.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Pretty sure that's not a good combo.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42I'm preparing myself for failure.
0:43:42 > 0:43:46What do you think about getting towed from this point?
0:43:46 > 0:43:48- Getting towed?- Hold on, I'm sending a tweet.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52"Can someone tow us?"
0:43:52 > 0:43:56I'm thinking primarily of that boat right in front of us.
0:43:56 > 0:43:57Please tow us.
0:44:07 > 0:44:08Stop being dicks about it.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Please.
0:44:13 > 0:44:14Please, come on, guys.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16We could all be back at the hotel.
0:44:16 > 0:44:17Go on, then.
0:44:19 > 0:44:20Awesome.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26- Thanks.- Escape's going great.
0:44:26 > 0:44:27We're ready to go, let's go.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32I can almost smell civilisation.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36We escaped off of the island, we've built the raft and we had eel,
0:44:36 > 0:44:39shellfish. We built fires,
0:44:39 > 0:44:40made hammocks in the camp.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42What have we actually failed at?
0:44:42 > 0:44:44I thought we did quite well.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48Listen, there's certain things in life to reserve moral integrity for
0:44:48 > 0:44:51and an experiment with a Smartphone is not one of them.
0:44:53 > 0:44:54Civilisation, we've made it.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01- Ooh!- Ooh! - THEY LAUGH
0:45:01 > 0:45:06- Oh! That's so hard!- Come on. Whoo!
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Wait. Yes!
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- Civilisation.- Whoo!
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Jesus Christ, you're so strong!
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Oh, my God.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23- Oh, my God, that is so good.- Wow.
0:45:23 > 0:45:24It so good to get off that island.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27I can't believe we did it. We built that raft, we've escaped.
0:45:27 > 0:45:28That is our biggest achievement right there.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30I could not have done this without you.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33- Your endurance, your spirit. - Teamwork, teamwork.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36- It's been... Yeah, I know, I did a lot of the strategy shit.- Yeah, OK.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Handshake. Ooh, friend zone. SHE LAUGHS
0:45:43 > 0:45:44Jenny and I clicked from moment one.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Very compatible sense of humours.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Whoa, whoa, I forgot how strong you are.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53The good thing is, when one of us was down, one was up.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56Ready? Yeah!
0:45:56 > 0:46:00Please stop doing that. Please, stop. Oh, my God.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Stupid Man, Smart Phone
0:46:02 > 0:46:07is definitely a very fitting title for this show.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10Will this tree make me horny?
0:46:10 > 0:46:11It was a victory overall.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13We did a few tweaks and tucks here and there.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15I'm not going to lie to you.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Producers got bored with watching us struggle
0:46:17 > 0:46:19so reminded me we had one of these in our bloody backpacks.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Yes!
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Every mission makes sacrifices for the greater good.
0:46:24 > 0:46:25But the goal was achieved.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27Goodbye, bastard island.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30- Pretty chuffed with myself. - Thank you, guys,
0:46:30 > 0:46:34for an incredibly random experience.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37I have laughed a lot the last few days.
0:46:38 > 0:46:42I've been on that, erm... desert island peninsula bit over there.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45No accommodation, nothing.
0:46:45 > 0:46:46Built a raft.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52On the third day, we... Cool.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Not everyone can handle survival tales, clearly.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05LAUGHTER