0:00:04 > 0:00:05Whoa-ho!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Woo!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Hi, Dougie! Oh, hey, HD.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10HE SNIFFS
0:00:10 > 0:00:11New aftershave?
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Just onions. Thanks for noticing.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Oh, you're a wonder, HD.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17HD CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:00:17 > 0:00:23DEEP VOICE: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to That Puppet Game Show!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34With our experts, Dr Strabismus...
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Amber O'Neill...
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Miss Jemima Taptackle...
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Eddie Watts...
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Jake Hamilton-Jones...
0:00:42 > 0:00:44and the Amazing Ian.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48With our contestants Richard Hammond and Oritse Williams.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52It's time for That Puppet Game Show!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Please welcome your host, Dougie Colon.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Yeah!
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Here we go!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03It's Saturday night! Oh, yeah!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh-ho-ho!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Hello, team, and welcome to That Puppet Game Show.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Here's how the show works.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Two top celebrities go head-to-head over a series of rounds,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19each masterminded by one of our experts.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22They'll be beaten, bruised and mildly humiliated,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25but all in a bid to win ?10,000 for the charity of their choice.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28APPLAUSE
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
0:01:30 > 0:01:32top of the petrolheads, Richard Hammond
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and, flying solo tonight, from chart-topping JLS,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37it's Oritse Williams!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Hiya, lads. Evening.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Now, Richard. Yes. Obviously you present Top Gear,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54which with James May and Jeremy Clarkson, so...
0:01:54 > 0:01:55They're on it as well.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58So, you're used to working with funny-looking people.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yes. Do you think that's helpful preparation for today?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I think it could prove to be just that, yes.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yeah. Yes, I do.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08OK. Now, Oritse, you're competitive, you're fit.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Certainly got the age advantage over Hammond over here.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13All right, all right! So, you usually operate as part of a gang.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Do you think you'll fare all right on your own tonight?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18It's completely fine, Richard's going down today.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Fighting talk, Hammond. What do you say?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Ah, I think it's just age, experience, ahem.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Just youthful exuberance and excitement.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's all right, I'll smash him to bits.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Whoa! Right, there we go.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Now, lucky charms, Oritse, got a lucky charm?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Lucky hat. Always stays on the head. Look at that.
0:02:33 > 0:02:364.99 from Pitsea Market. Not really. No? Not really.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39No, it's very good. It's amazing what you can... You try it on, look.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Oh, go on, then. Go on, then.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43That feel like 4.99 to you? No, it doesn't.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45It feels expensive and heavy.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I think I look like I should be selling watches in a pub.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50"Hey, got any watches?" I think it'd look better like this.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Oh, no, no, no. I can't see anything. That's the point.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55They've turned the lights out. Right, take it off me.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59I've been restyled, and I didn't enjoy it, to be honest.
0:02:59 > 0:02:59OK. Okey-dokey.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02So, coming up, we'll be playing some of our excellent games
0:03:02 > 0:03:04devised by some of our brilliant games experts.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Amber, what are you doing?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08His secretions are beneficial to my follicles.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh, that tickles!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Rub, rub! Massage!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Mm, there she goes.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, you must be so proud, having such a pretty daughter.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20She's my sister, sir, and she's only 12 months younger than me.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, if you say so.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Agh!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28What's the matter, kid? Nerves.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I always get so nervous before going on I can barely breathe.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Oh, relax. I used to be just the same as you before going on.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Do you still get the knotted feeling in your stomach now? I don't know.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41My stomach's in a jar in the Milwaukee State Hospital.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Little showbiz tip, never go drinking with Charlie Sheen.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47All right, see you later, kid. Yes, see you later.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Hey, hey! Now, it's time for the first round in your battle to win
0:03:50 > 0:03:53?10,000 for charity.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Let's find out which expert we'll be meeting first tonight.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Mental agility expert, The Amazing Ian.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hey, hi, Colon.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Ian, could you reveal any of the secrets of the magicians?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Well, I shouldn't really,
0:04:17 > 0:04:22but Paul Daniels is building a garage with no planning permission.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, that's fascinating.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27What challenge have you got in store for Richard and Oritse?
0:04:27 > 0:04:32Well, tonight, Colon, I will be playing Nosey Neighbour.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ho! Hey! Hello...
0:04:38 > 0:04:42and welcome to...Nosey Neighbour!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45OK, this is a game from a more innocent time,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48before Google Earth, when you had to spy on your neighbour
0:04:48 > 0:04:50by looking over the garden fence.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53For this round, I have built a garden in the studio,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56and in this garden, the Hot Dogs are recreating how
0:04:56 > 0:05:00they spend their days relaxing and making the most of the mild weather.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01ALL MURMUR
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Oh, I'm really relaxing and making the most of this mild weather.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Richard and Oritse are with me behind the garden fence.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Come out and say hello, Oritse.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Ha-ha! There he is.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Come out and say hello, Richard. Hello! All right.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22OK, now, I will ask Richard and Oritse a series of questions
0:05:22 > 0:05:24based on what is happening in the Hot Dog garden.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Whoever gets the most answers correct will win. Good.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31The round will start on my first question, are you ready, Richard?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I think - I feel a bit dizzy. OK. Are you ready, Oritse?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I feel sick right now, but it's all good.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39OK, here we go.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Starting now.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43The Hot Dog is painting the fence with what colour paint?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45BUZZER Richard.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Yellow. Correct.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51What is the second word on the drumming Hot Dog's T-shirt?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52BUZZER Oritse.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Pork. Correct.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57OK, the Hot Dog wearing the pink skirt is holding what?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58BUZZER
0:05:58 > 0:06:00A kite. Correct.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Yes! I am so proud!
0:06:01 > 0:06:06The Hot Dog by the tent is wearing a scarf in which two colours?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08BUZZER Oritse.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Red and white. Correct.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11How many rubber ducks are there?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13BUZZER Oh, Oritse.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Three. Correct!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17How do you think this game is going? Pretty good.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yeah, let's not make it long, eh?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22The Hot Dog on the bouncy castle is wearing a hat
0:06:22 > 0:06:23with which number on it?
0:06:23 > 0:06:24BUZZER Oritse.
0:06:24 > 0:06:2788. Correct. Oh, brilliant!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30What is the middle item of clothing on the washing line?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32BUZZER Oritse.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Blue shorts. Correct.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37OK, the Hot Dog in shades is wearing what colour hat?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38BUZZER Richard.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Red and white. Correct!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43There is a Hot Dog in the "Rock And Sausage Roll" T-shirt.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45What instrument is he playing?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47BUZZER Richard.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Piano. Correct. Yes!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52All right, now this is the last question. Oh, good!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55We're going to keep bouncing until one of you gets the right answer.
0:06:55 > 0:07:01Are we?! In total, how many clothes pegs are there on the washing line?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04BUZZER Oritse.
0:07:04 > 0:07:0616. Wrong. Richard.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08HE PANTS
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I'll make it 18. Wrong.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13It is 18! Oritse.
0:07:13 > 0:07:1420.
0:07:14 > 0:07:1620 is correct, that's the right answer! Yes!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17KLAXON
0:07:19 > 0:07:22That was the hardest thing I've ever done.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23I'm exhausted after that. Are you?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I thought you both did very well, but at the end of Nosey Neighbours,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oritse has answered the most questions correctly,
0:07:29 > 0:07:33which means, Oritse, you are the nosiest neighbour... Yes!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37..and you win the round! Yes! All right, and thank you, Hot Dogs.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39HOT DOGS: Thank you!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43And thank you for playing Nosey Neighbour! Yeah!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Well, that's the end of round one, things are off to a good start.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Let's go to Clyde with t' scores.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51No, Ma, I told you, if you want to watch movies,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54just press the DVD button.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56No, Ma, if the chair keeps taking you up and down the stairs,
0:07:56 > 0:07:58you're using the wrong remote!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Clyde, the scores, please. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Er, Cockeye's got zip, Boy-Band two.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Thank you very much, Clyde.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11'Well, great job, Oritse...'
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Well, that went well. Hey, look, I found a free watch.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Ugh, you can't just take things.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17We went through that with the photocopier.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Yeah, now I have to go to the library every time
0:08:20 > 0:08:21I want to make copies of my butt.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Put it down. All right.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Hey, that's Eddie's lucky watch. Remember, Adele gave it to him.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Here, babe, I got you this.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33It's, like, a thank you for coming up with the title 21
0:08:33 > 0:08:35for my new album. Wow!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Er, yeah, I just thought it had a better ring to it
0:08:37 > 0:08:40than Adele's Lovely Jubbly Cockney Knees-Up.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Thanks.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42And then right after,
0:08:42 > 0:08:46he found a rare copy of Shirley Bassey Goes Punk on vinyl.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49It's been his good luck charm ever since.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50As a man of science,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I am telling you that there is no such thing as luck.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Here, let me demonstrate.
0:08:55 > 0:09:01Oh, look, here's an umbrella. And now it is open inside. Oh, dear!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Is anything happening? No. Nothing.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Ow!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, look, a mirror.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11SMASH! Oh, no, now it is broken.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Is anything happening? No. Nothing.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Ow!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Ow! And lastly...
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Macbeth! Macbeth!
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Oof!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Phew.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Argh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24See? Nothing.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Doc, stop it. If Eddie thinks the watch brings him luck, then it does.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Superstition is an affront to science.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Hmph. It is utterly irrational.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Hmph. What did you do?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I would have thought it's quite obvious,
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I have smashed a watch to bits with my big hammer. Oh, I would fire you
0:09:42 > 0:09:45if there was another physicist who'd do a game show.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50Then it is a good job for me that Stephen Hawking is playing Vegas.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Mancie, I could nip down the jewellers
0:09:54 > 0:09:56and get another one that'll fool him.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Awesome, Fenton. Do it as quickly as you can.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01On it. OK.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04If he doesn't find out till after his game, we'll be all right.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Hiya, Mancie, I just - whoa, whoa!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09My watch! My lucky watch!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh, maybe the little pieces are still lucky...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14My lucky watch, my lucky watch!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Without it, I'm like Art without Garfunkel.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Well, fantastic job, Oritse.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Do you think it were your training as a singer
0:10:21 > 0:10:26and a dancer that gave you the edge? Possibly the fact that I'm younger.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, come on! Um... You know, a little bit more agile.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Eh? I don't know,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I think it was you spotting girls in the front row of your gigs.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Practising for doing that. Probably right.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Looking at the Hot Dogs. Yeah!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Well, bad luck, Richard. Richard "The Hamster" Hammond.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Wasn't bad luck, I had a technical error. Technical error?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41What are you talking about?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42I got out of sync with my eyes.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45They were on the down bounce, whilst I was on the up bounce,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48and I just couldn't catch up. It was really quite dangerous.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51You know, I hope you're more observant when you're driving.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Thank you, yes, I am.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55It was a little bit more like Bottom Gear this time, wasn't it?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh! Come on, don't you join in!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Look at that, nice one. Thank you. He's on fire! Nice.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Still a long way to go before one of you claims that ?10,000 for charity.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Let's see who we've got next in round two.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09APPLAUSE
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Science expert Dr Strabismus.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Welcome, Dr Strabismus. Have you had a good week, Doc?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Very much so.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30For years I have been looking for the dark matter in the universe.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34And it turns out it was just down the back of my sofa!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38And then I also found my remote control! It was a double bubble!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Amazing. What is the name of today's challenge, Doc?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I call this challenge...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Paddlestar Galactica.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49APPLAUSE
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Welcome to Paddlestar Galactica.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59As you can see, this challenge merges my deep-rooted sense
0:11:59 > 0:12:03of wonder at the unknowable vastness of the universe
0:12:03 > 0:12:06with the delightful game of ping pong.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11Richard, you will be trying to dislodge Oritse's green planets,
0:12:11 > 0:12:17whereas, Oritse, you will be trying to dislodge Richard's pink planets.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21And whoever dislodges all of their opponents' planets,
0:12:21 > 0:12:24or hits the most out, will win the round
0:12:24 > 0:12:27and have two points added to their total.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31OK, now, I want you to pick up your paddles
0:12:31 > 0:12:36and tighten your suspender belts because here comes the fun part.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Start the fans!
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42What's going on? Very nice!
0:12:42 > 0:12:43That's mad! Are we ready?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46These are being held up in accordance with the Bernoulli principle,
0:12:46 > 0:12:49are they not? Yes, that's exactly right, Richard.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Three, two, one, go!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oritse has got one planet.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Come on, Richard!
0:13:00 > 0:13:04There's something wrong with your orbit. This is very difficult.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Oritse has hit two out.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08He hits multiple planets.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I hit one!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14He's going backhand. That doesn't work for me.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Now Oritse has hit three out.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Oh, no, this is looking bad.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23You better catch up, Richard. You need a more aggressive technique.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Very good, Richard.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Oritse, you still have three to hit out.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31You need more oomph than that!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34RICHARD: This is really difficult!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Why do you think Richard Hammond is doing this?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Well, it's for charity, isn't it?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Nah, there's got to be more to it than that.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I got it - community service.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49It's so close!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Richard only has one left.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oritse, you have two left.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Two, one, time's up!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58We have a winner!
0:14:00 > 0:14:05Richard, you hit Oritse's last planet out of orbit,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07which makes you the winner of the game.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Thank you. Kill the fans, kill the fans.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17So, thank you, Richard and Oritse for playing Paddlestar Galactica.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19APPLAUSE
0:14:19 > 0:14:22So, at the end of round two, let's see how that's affected the scores
0:14:22 > 0:14:23with crabby Clyde.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yeah, yeah, hold your water, Dougie.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Ma, why would aliens come three million light years to abduct you?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I don't even want you over for Easter.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Clyde, mate, could we just have the scores, please?
0:14:33 > 0:14:38Eh... Mechanic's got 2. Guy in the hat, also 2.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Ma, it's not alien technology, it's just a non-stick pan.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Thank you very much, Clyde.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Mouse, do you believe in fate?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Well, just look at us. A monkey and a mouse,
0:14:52 > 0:14:56two completely different species coming together for a common cause.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh. Mm-hm.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01The fates have something pretty big in store for you and me, my friend.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04PA SYSTEM: Monkey and Mouse, blockage in sewer pipe B.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06MONKEY GASPS
0:15:06 > 0:15:07We have been chosen!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Andy, stop behaving like a big girl's blouse.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14But I need my lucky charm.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18All right, I'm going to let you borrow my lucky sports bra.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Hang on. No, no, no. Nobody wants to see that.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Here, take my baby rabbit's foot.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Thanks, Jake, but I really need the watch that Adele gave me.
0:15:26 > 0:15:32OK, stand back, everybody. Nobody fear, the amazing Ian is here.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35When I'm through with this guy he's going to be more confident
0:15:35 > 0:15:38than Arnold Schwarzenegger at a World Silliest Accent competition.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41There's a competition?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43You're not planning on hypnotising him, are you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Remember what happened with the stage hands?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48THEY CLUCK
0:15:48 > 0:15:53We're running out of grain and those eggs really freak me out.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55But look how confident those chickens are.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Look, just let him have a go, Nancy. I'll try anything.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00All right, fine. OK.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02All right, Eddie. Ah.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05I want you to focus on the watch. OK.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Don't think about your watch, forget about your watch,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12continue to focus on the watch. Maybe we should lose the watch.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Oh, look, he's under!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19OK, I want you to tell me your bank account and sort code... Ian!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Sorry! Force of habit.
0:16:21 > 0:16:27OK, I want you to feel as confident as...as...
0:16:27 > 0:16:29as...as James Bond!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31LIKE SEAN CONNERY: The name's Bond. James Bond.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34And I'll have a martini, shaken, not sh-tirred.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Ha-ha! It worked! No, it didn't, you idiot!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39You literally turned him into James Bond!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Well, hello there. Care for a ride on my Aston Martin?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Well, I mean, I... I guess... No, no, no, no!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50You don't have an Aston Martin, you have a bicycle with a basket on it!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Then I'll give you a backie you'll never forget!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56IAN LAUGHS Turn him back to normal!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59He's supposed to be on stage any minute now! All right, OK...
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Snap out of it! Snap out of it! Snap out...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I can't snap my claws! Och! Right, we need a new plan.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Moneypenny, you've changed!
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Amber? Can you do your game? When? Now! Come on, let's go!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14What? What's happened? Come on! Why has everything changed?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Right, plenty of time left to bag that ?10,000
0:17:17 > 0:17:19for the charity of your choice, gentlemen.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Let's find out which expert's in store for round three!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25APPLAUSE
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Music expert, Eddie Watts!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34CHEERING
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Um? Amber? I was sort of expecting to see Eddie.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46A last-minute change of plan. Eddie's is going to be such a good round,
0:17:46 > 0:17:50we thought we'd put it nearer the end, er, like a climax!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Nothing to worry about!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55EDDIE AS JAMES BOND: I'm attempting re-entry!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58You what? Is everything all right backstage?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Blofeld's got a laser. He's going to blow the whole complex.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03HE CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN
0:18:05 > 0:18:06No worse than usual!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Great, let's crack on!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11It's time for Life's A Speech!
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Wow! Look at you two guys! The cutest one from JLS!
0:18:19 > 0:18:23And the cutest one from...Top Gear. Yeah, that's not saying a lot.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Guys, welcome to Life's A Speech.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28All celebrities today, whether accepting an award,
0:18:28 > 0:18:32or just appearing in court, need to be able to deliver a speech.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36OK. So, when you look at the camera, you'll each see a speech
0:18:36 > 0:18:40explaining to your fans why you should win the show. OK.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43However, I've been naughty, I've left out some words.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Your job is to read the speech and fill in the blanks.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Whoever fills in the most blanks correctly will win
0:18:50 > 0:18:53and add two points to their total!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Oritse, we're going to start with you, so, Richard,
0:18:56 > 0:18:59you go off there, wait backstage. OK. You go off, Richard. I'm going.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02So, you know, now he's gone... SHE GIGGLES
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Wait! Later, later, after the show! All right.
0:19:04 > 0:19:10OK, go on! Oritse, you're live in three, two, one...
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Cue!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15I've achieved a lot during my short time as a celebrity.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I've already won two BRIT Awards in the categories of
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Best Newcomer and Best Single... PING! PING! CHEERING
0:19:20 > 0:19:22..but winning this show would top it all.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27I'd be up there with the winning horse in the 2013 Grand National...
0:19:27 > 0:19:28BUZZ! LAUGHTER
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I'm so confident,
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I know that all four coaches on the panel of The Voice UK,
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Jessie J, will.i.am... PING! PING! CHEERING
0:19:37 > 0:19:38..Tom Jones... PING!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40..and Danny from The Script... PING!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42..would turn their... even their backs on me(!)
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I know that I'm destined for greatness,
0:19:44 > 0:19:47just like the four main characters who make up The A-Team -
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Mr T... BUZZ!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I have no idea who the rest are! LAUGHTER
0:19:52 > 0:19:55The A-Team is also my all-time favourite ballad,
0:19:55 > 0:19:57sung and written by the wonderful Ed Sheeran.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00PING! CHEERING
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I'm also insanely good at spelling.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05I can do it forward, or backwards. For example,
0:20:05 > 0:20:09I impress Aston all the time by spelling his surname backwards.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13D-O-L`E-R...or something. BUZZ! LAUGHTER
0:20:13 > 0:20:16A small insight into our tour bus banter there.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20So, in conclusion, I deserve to win this show
0:20:20 > 0:20:24because I am simply brilliant and everything. Look, I'll even list
0:20:24 > 0:20:27all seven dwarfs from the classic 1937 film Snow White.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Mr Lazy, Mr Sleepy... BUZZ! PING!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34..er, My Grumpy, um... PING!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Yeah.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38And if I win, I'll celebrate the only way I know how,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40by winking four times.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44CHEERING
0:20:44 > 0:20:46APPLAUSE Wow!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Oritse, you were wonderful! I was horrendous! No, no, no!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56LAUGHTER What's going on in here? Ah!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Well, they haven't got a soundproof booth out there,
0:20:59 > 0:21:02so they told me to wait in here. This is outrageous!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04No, really, I can cope. It's all right.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07No, I mean, you're in my favourite cubicle! Now, get out, Hamster!
0:21:07 > 0:21:08LAUGHTER I'm sorry.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Richard, we're ready for you on stage. Ah, coming. Leave the tea!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Oh, sorry. Yeah! There.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15I should think so!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Hmm!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20We welcome back Richard! ..(I'll see you afterwards!)
0:21:20 > 0:21:23APPLAUSE Hi. I'll just go.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Don't use the one on the end! It'll make sense.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Hello, Amber! How's it going? It's really good.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30It's nice back there. Oh, good. OK, get into position.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35You're live in three, two, one... OK. Cue!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I deserve to win the show because I'm a winner.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Just like the Formula 1 driver who won the 2012 World Championship,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44which was the fastest driver... BUZZ!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46..or the 2013 FA Cup champions,
0:21:46 > 0:21:48the team of footballers... BUZZ!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50I haven't always been a winner, though.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I was born in Solihull, where the Mell Square shopping centre is
0:21:53 > 0:21:55less than two miles from Junction 5 of the M42.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57PING! CHEERING Now though, I'd say that
0:21:57 > 0:22:00my life is similar to the plotline in the famous Charles Dickens novel
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Great Expectations. PING! CHEERING
0:22:02 > 0:22:06It really is that great. I don't mean that Oritse is undeserving.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10In fact, JLS are my favourite band. I even know that JLS stands for -
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Junior League Supporters. BUZZ!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15But, above all, I deserve to win because I have better hair.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17It's so great, I could colour it purple
0:22:17 > 0:22:19by mixing together the two primary colours
0:22:19 > 0:22:21blue and red... PING! CHEERING
0:22:21 > 0:22:22..and it would still look perfect.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24I'm what you'd call memorable.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Just like the name of Charlie Brown's pet dog
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Snoopy PING! CHEERING
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I like cars, but trains are my true passion.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I often drag James and Jeremy around the four train stations
0:22:33 > 0:22:35found on the classic London Monopoly board -
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Kings Cross... PING!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38..Waterloo... BUZZ!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40..and another. It's a great day out.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42To show you just how deserving I am,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I shall now name all eight US states beginning with M.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Mississippi, Massachusetts... PING! PING! CHEERING
0:22:49 > 0:22:52..Miami...Manchester... BUZZ! BUZZ! LAUGHTER
0:22:52 > 0:22:55..and some others. And look, everyone, I can do the Mobot!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59I don't know what the Mobot is! Is that it?! There! I don't know!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01APPLAUSE Thank you!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Oh, Richard, Richard, Richard!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Amber, it was a bit more sombre than I expected, but I think it went well.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Richard, that was great. Let's welcome back Oritse!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12APPLAUSE So, er...
0:23:12 > 0:23:15How did it go? It was... Not well, I suspect.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18It's harder than I thought. You both did wonderfully!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20As I knew you would. Thank you. OK.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Richard... Yes? ..you scored... Yes?
0:23:23 > 0:23:24..eight. Eight.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28But Oritse got nine... Yes! ..and wins the game!
0:23:28 > 0:23:29I just needed one more!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Oh, thank you so much for playing Life's A Speech!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Sorry, Richard. I read things out for a living!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Three rounds down, let's see
0:23:36 > 0:23:39how those scores are shaping up with Clyde.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41A show about a revolving cup of soup?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43And you've been watching for five minutes?!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Ma, that's not the TV! You're watching the microwave!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49LAUGHTER Give us the scores, Clyde!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Huh?! Uh, yeah, er, Total Wipeout's got 2!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Singer's got 4!
0:23:53 > 0:23:54APPLAUSE Thank you very much, Clyde!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57CHEERING, RICHARD LAUGHS
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Hmm, looks like you've been in hot water.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Oh, he's driving me crazy! Do something!
0:24:02 > 0:24:06OK. Science to the rescue!
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Ah! Ow!
0:24:07 > 0:24:11When Bob Dylan went electric at the Newport Folk Festival in 1964,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14shouts of "traitor" were heard from folk music purists!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I think I prefer him the other way.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Also, my head really, really hurts!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23You're back! Tell me you'll go out and do your game?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I can't, not without my lucky watch.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Oh! Fenton just got back from Adele's with another lucky watch!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Isn't that right, Fenton?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33No, I haven't been yet.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I need the code to get out of the building.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38LAUGHTER, MANCIE GROANS
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Well done, Oritse! Thank you very much.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Though I did like the way that you had such respect
0:24:43 > 0:24:45for the seven dwarfs, calling them "mister".
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Mr Dopey, Mr Sleepy... You getting them muddled up with the Mr Men?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52No, I believe in having a lot of respect, Mr Dougie.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57Very nice! Nice touch. Respect for small people and game show hosts.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Er, Richard? Yes? You're supposed to know about cars! I do!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02You should give him an L plate! LAUGHTER
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Fancy not knowing the name of the F1 champion!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07But I don't follow F1! But do you know who it is now?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Yes. Who is it? Vettel.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Exactly! But, Richard, it is not too late in the contest for you to win.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15And even if it were, I wouldn't tell you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Thank you! So it's onto round four!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Still time to win the cash for charity.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Let's find out which expert's coming up next!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23APPLAUSE
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Music expert Eddie Watts!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31CHEERING
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Eddie?! HE SIGHS
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Eddie, you're on! I can't do it without my watch!
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Without it, I'm just a nerd! A walking catalogue of musical genres
0:25:46 > 0:25:50subdivided by influence and beats per minute allergy-prone nerd! Shut up!
0:25:50 > 0:25:55I'm tired of this! It's better to be like that than some jock douche bag!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58You're sweet and kind and odd looking and I love you!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Wh...? AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Er...
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I mean...
0:26:05 > 0:26:09I love what you do and the way you do it and...
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Maybe you are a nerd. But without nerds,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15there'd be no internet or computers or pretend Elvish languages...
0:26:15 > 0:26:17No geeky boys to manage my Twitter account!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19No-one to invent the tanning booth.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23And Seb Coe's the biggest nerd I've ever met!
0:26:23 > 0:26:28See, Eddie? We need you. And the world needs people like you.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Did you say you love me?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Get out there, soldier!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Come on! OK, OK, OK! And make us proud! OK!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Oh, you're right! Who needs a lucky watch?
0:26:39 > 0:26:40I can do this!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Wait! You forgot your inhaler!
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Eddie?
0:26:47 > 0:26:48CHEERING
0:26:48 > 0:26:50You had me worried there for a minute, Eddie.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Yeah, sorry, Dougie. I thought I needed a lucky watch.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56And then, I got hypnotised into thinking I was James Bond
0:26:56 > 0:26:58until I got assaulted by a scientist with a hammer
0:26:58 > 0:27:02and then, I finally realised I'm fine the way I am.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Well, I wouldn't go that far, Eddie. LAUGHTER
0:27:04 > 0:27:08But let's play the game! Great! It's called Cheek to Cheek!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Well, it's great to meet you both. This is a really simple challenge.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19All you need to do is identify the titles of the three songs
0:27:19 > 0:27:22which Fenton over there is going to play to you.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Say hello, Fenton!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Hello, Fenton! LAUGHTER
0:27:25 > 0:27:29To make it a bit harder, we've slowed the tracks down, you know...
0:27:29 > 0:27:32HE GRUNTS SLOWLY
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Have we started? No, we haven't started. Oh, right, sorry!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37No, that was me demonstrating how that works. Gotcha!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40And you write your answers on the notepads provided.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42As you see, they've been positioned...
0:27:42 > 0:27:44So if you just show us the notepads.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Yes, they've been positioned there to allow you
0:27:46 > 0:27:48to write your answers down without having to break,
0:27:48 > 0:27:50because you'll be in that dancing position.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54You know, like you're at a wedding and in an embrace and all that.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Right, are you ready to play? No.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Ha-ha! Well, you've gotta, cos you're contractually obliged!
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Take your place on the dance floor... Right.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02..and we'll get ready to play track one.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Just dancing with...? Yeah, together, together!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Track one, please, Fenton! Into position, do it, do it!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10SLOW MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by Psy
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Who's leading? Who's leading?
0:28:11 > 0:28:13This is nice! Yeah!
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Oh! Oh! I know! Yeah!
0:28:18 > 0:28:19I can't reach!
0:28:19 > 0:28:23It would help if you didn't hold your jeans so low!
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Could you come closer to me?
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Not without an embarrassing amount of touch!
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Yeah, I got that one!
0:28:30 > 0:28:33# Fenton, Fenton! Fe`Fe-Fe-Fenton! #
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Guys, guys, come forward, come forward, come forward!
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Ah! OK... That was nice. I don't know why I haven't tried that before.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Richard first, OK. I need to see your answers.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43You need to rip the doo-dah off the thingy.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Excuse me, but... Ahem! That's it. Look, over there!
0:28:46 > 0:28:47LAUGHTER
0:28:49 > 0:28:51OK! It says "Gangnam Style".
0:28:51 > 0:28:54It says "Gangnam Style"! Oritse, Let's have a look at yours.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Go on, put it there. "Gangnam Style"! OK!
0:28:59 > 0:29:02MC Fentona, let's hear that at the right speed and see who's right!
0:29:02 > 0:29:04MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by Psy
0:29:04 > 0:29:06I can't do it! I don't know how you do it!
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Something like that! Yeah, I can't do it.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Yeah! Well played!
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Nice one!
0:29:13 > 0:29:15'Put all four legs in the air!' KLAXON
0:29:15 > 0:29:19LAUGHTER Fenton! Will you leave it?!
0:29:19 > 0:29:21It's like Grimshaw's grandad in a tortoise form!
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Could you just put your things in the bin?
0:29:23 > 0:29:26We're very environmentally friendly here. Thank you, chaps, very kind.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Great job, Oritse! I'm such a fan! Thank you very much!
0:29:29 > 0:29:31We know you're a fan of Oritse. I love you too.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33OK, OK, gentlemen, we'll have another tune.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Get back on the dance floor and get set to hear another song.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39You ready? It feels familiar now. Tune number two! Here we go!
0:29:39 > 0:29:42SLOW MUSIC: "Angels" by Robbie Williams
0:29:42 > 0:29:46Richard, your head is, um, leaning on my shoulder. Oh, this is...
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Oh, I know this.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51It's nice. I know this one. Oh, yeah!
0:29:51 > 0:29:54# There's an angel... # Er, yeah... I can't reach!
0:29:54 > 0:29:57I'm literally... Look, I know my hand's on your waist!
0:29:57 > 0:30:00I can't reach your backside is the problem, that's what's going on!
0:30:00 > 0:30:04I can't help it! You do yours, I'll do mine. OK. You just dance!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06I just gave into it now. RECORD SCRATCHES
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Nice one, MC Fentona. I'm going to see what the boys say.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12I was a bit late. Yeah, he was. Well, well, well! Come down, guys.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15OK, Oritse, what have you got? Give me your answer.
0:30:15 > 0:30:16PAPER TEARS LOUDLY, LAUGHTER
0:30:16 > 0:30:17OK...
0:30:17 > 0:30:19"ANFEL"!
0:30:19 > 0:30:21No! What? An-GEL!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23All right, then! OK! Richard "The Hamster" Hammond!
0:30:23 > 0:30:26What've you got? Permit me! It's not...
0:30:26 > 0:30:29You will see that, clearly, it does say "Angel".
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Oh, OK. It does! Let's find out if you're right.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Fenton!
0:30:32 > 0:30:36MUSIC: "Angels" by Robbie Williams
0:30:36 > 0:30:39# I sit and wait... # Aw!
0:30:39 > 0:30:44It's 1990s all over again! Isn't that lovely?
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Gentlemen, so there you go!
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Robbie was kept off the number one slot by the Teletubbies.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51That's awkward, isn't it? Yes, the only time Robbie
0:30:51 > 0:30:54was raging against a tubby that wasn't Gary Barlow.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56OK, in the bin, in the bin! I missed you, sorry!
0:30:56 > 0:30:59EXCITED CHATTER Yeah, all right!
0:30:59 > 0:31:01I love you too, baby! OK, OK, OK! Round three.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Yes! Assume the position and get dancing, boys.
0:31:03 > 0:31:07Good luck! Off you go. Track number three, please, Fenton.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10SLOW MUSIC: "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele
0:31:10 > 0:31:12SLOW SINGING, VERY DEEP VOICE
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Sounds like indigestion!
0:31:14 > 0:31:16LAUGHTER
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Sounds like... Hold on! I've got a thought!
0:31:23 > 0:31:25HE SINGS ALONG, LAUGHTER
0:31:25 > 0:31:27I've just realised, I'm dancing with Oritse! That's quite cool!
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Well... My daughters would rather be doing this than me!
0:31:30 > 0:31:33It's wasted on me, I'll be honest. It's all good!
0:31:33 > 0:31:34RECORD SCRATCHES Wow! There we go!
0:31:34 > 0:31:37I don't think they wrote anything. We were chatting!
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Sometimes, you get caught up in the moment. We got caught up.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Well, that was difficult. It was difficult.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44I don't think you wrote anything. What have you got, Richard Hammond?
0:31:44 > 0:31:48Nothing! OK. Oritse Williams, what have you got, please?
0:31:48 > 0:31:49Er... I'll take that as a nothing?
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Yeah, nothing. We were having a chat and... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:31:52 > 0:31:56Must try harder! OK, Fenton, let's hear how that should've played.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00MUSIC: "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele
0:32:00 > 0:32:02There you go! Oh, it's Adele, innit?
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Yeah, it's Adele with Rolling In The Deep! Oh!
0:32:05 > 0:32:08How did I not get that? I know! I'm embarrassed for the pair of you!
0:32:08 > 0:32:11I'm embarrassed for myself! Yeah! GLASS SMASHES
0:32:11 > 0:32:15Please! Fenton! I mean, I will get a different DJ at some point!
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Hot dogs, what are you doing here? No paper! They didn't answer!
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Be gone! This is the only time we get to come on! Yeah?
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Well, leave it! Go! It's my game!
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Or it's the barbecue for you! I've told you before! Sorry!
0:32:26 > 0:32:30I'm sorry. Well, neither of you said anything for that, so no points.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32But at the end of that round, Richard and Oritse,
0:32:32 > 0:32:35you correctly identified two songs, giving you two points each,
0:32:35 > 0:32:38which will be added to your total. CHEERING
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Excellent! Thank you very much for playing Cheek To Cheek!
0:32:40 > 0:32:42APPLAUSE
0:32:42 > 0:32:44OK, let's go to Clyde with the scores!
0:32:44 > 0:32:46What are you watching now, Ma?
0:32:46 > 0:32:49Some idiot giving out scores on a game show?
0:32:49 > 0:32:50Ma! That's me! LAUGHTER
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Clyde, if you don't mind, the scores, please!
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Yeah! Hey, watch this, Ma! Er, yes, Dougie!
0:32:55 > 0:32:58The scores are Richard Hammond has 4
0:32:58 > 0:33:01and Oritse Williams has 6.
0:33:01 > 0:33:02APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:33:02 > 0:33:04What do you mean I stink?!
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Yeah, thank you very much, Clyde.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11Great job, Eddie! So cool! Great job! Well done, Eddie!
0:33:11 > 0:33:15It's all down to your pep talk. It was exactly what I needed to hear.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Oh, um, what part of the pep talk did you mean in particular?
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Oh, well, er... Well, er, I guess we both know
0:33:21 > 0:33:24the part of the pep talk we're talking about.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Well, I know which part I'M talking about.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28I just don't know which part YOU'RE talking about.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31I just want to, you know, clear it up, so we don't get wires crossed.
0:33:31 > 0:33:36Yeah! Er, well, it was the bit about me, um, knowing so much about music?
0:33:36 > 0:33:40Oh?! Yeah! That was... That was a good bit.
0:33:40 > 0:33:41AUDIENCE: Aw! OK, well...
0:33:41 > 0:33:45Glad we cleared it up and, um, well, we've still got a show to finish.
0:33:45 > 0:33:49I gotta go. Oh, and the...the part where you said you loved me.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51CHEERING What?
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Well, I proved it! There's no such thing as luck!
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Hmm! That's right!
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Well, anyway, I'd better go. Still got a show to finish!
0:34:02 > 0:34:07Yup! No need to thank me! What do you say about zat, Mancie?
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Dr Strabismus? Mm-hm? Do you still have that hammer?
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Ah! Ja! It's right here.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13LAUGHTER
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Will you lean down for me? OK!
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Ah! Ah! CHEERING
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Not ze brain! I need ze brain for work!
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Well played in that last game, lads.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Can I say what a beautiful couple you make?
0:34:25 > 0:34:28There was a spark. There was chemistry, wasn't there?
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Extraordinary times here on That Puppet Game Show!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32But now, it's time for the final game!
0:34:32 > 0:34:35And who's our expert? Yes, it's the host with the most!
0:34:35 > 0:34:39It's time for That Puppet End Game with me Dougie Colon!
0:34:41 > 0:34:43CHEERING
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Welcome to the final round!
0:34:45 > 0:34:49The scores, of course, are 4 to Richard and 6 to Oritse.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51So you're still both in with a chance
0:34:51 > 0:34:53of winning ?10,000 for your charity.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56For this round, knowledge is points-winning power
0:34:56 > 0:34:58as our six experts will ask you questions
0:34:58 > 0:35:00based on their specialist subject.
0:35:00 > 0:35:05Every question you get right will add a point to your overall total.
0:35:05 > 0:35:06You lot, ready with your questions?
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Very much so!
0:35:08 > 0:35:11Absolutely! Let's give it a go! We're all set to go! Great!
0:35:11 > 0:35:14This week, we're going to begin with...
0:35:14 > 0:35:16It's Dr Strabismus - Science!
0:35:16 > 0:35:21Examples of which form of carbon are said to be the girl's best friend?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Richard? Diamonds! Correct!
0:35:24 > 0:35:25CHEERING Jake - Nature!
0:35:25 > 0:35:28When I'm in Africa, I like to take a ride on a massive
0:35:28 > 0:35:32thick-skinned river horse, otherwise known as what?
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Hammond again! Hippo! ORITSE SIGHS
0:35:34 > 0:35:37You nailed it, mate! Hippo! Yeah! CHEERING
0:35:37 > 0:35:38Taptackle - Sport!
0:35:38 > 0:35:42I was in a downward-facing dog this morning.
0:35:42 > 0:35:46Which ancient form of exercise was I practising? Richard Hammond!
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Yoga? Correct!
0:35:48 > 0:35:51CHEERING Ian - Mental Agility!
0:35:51 > 0:35:56I've been divorced five times. It cost me ?15,000 per settlement.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59How much have I blown overall?
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Richard Hammond! ?75,000.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03?75,000 - that's absolutely right!
0:36:03 > 0:36:05CHEERING OK! Strabismus - Science!
0:36:05 > 0:36:09In my pocket, I have a Bank of England ?10 note.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Which naturalist appears on it?
0:36:12 > 0:36:16Oritse? Naturalist... Going to have to hurry you, Oritse!
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Goes over to Richard Hammond! Is it Darwin?
0:36:18 > 0:36:21Charles Darwin - absolutely correct! CHEERING
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Whoa! Jake, with Nature!
0:36:23 > 0:36:27I once punched all the legs off a money spider. How many was that?
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Richard Hammond? I'm going to say eight.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31You got it, friend! There it is! You're quick!
0:36:31 > 0:36:33HOOTER Oh!
0:36:33 > 0:36:36That sound signals the end of the round and the end of the show!
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Clyde, what are the final scores?
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Well, after a complete and total blow out in the final round,
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Oritse has 6.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45But the winner is Richard, with 10!
0:36:45 > 0:36:49APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Oh... There you go!
0:36:49 > 0:36:51JAKE: Great show, Richard!
0:36:51 > 0:36:54Well, congratulations, Richard, you've won ?10,000 for
0:36:54 > 0:36:57the charity of your choice. Tell us, who is it going to?
0:36:57 > 0:36:59It's going to go to the Children's Trust in Tadworth.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02They do incredible work with children with disabilities,
0:37:02 > 0:37:04particularly with acquired brain injuries!
0:37:04 > 0:37:06They'll put every penny to fantastically good use.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09I'm delighted for them. Aw, fantastic! A wonderful cause!
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Fantastic! Good man, Richard! Give a hand to the stars of the show!
0:37:12 > 0:37:13They've been brilliant sports!
0:37:13 > 0:37:18The fantastic Richard Hammond and the brilliant Oritse Williams!
0:37:18 > 0:37:19CHEERING
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Well, there's just enough time left for me
0:37:21 > 0:37:24to say that's all we've got time for tonight, so...
0:37:24 > 0:37:27That's all we've got time for tonight! Say goodbye, everyone!
0:37:27 > 0:37:30ALL: Good night! Thanks very much for watching!
0:37:30 > 0:37:33See you next time on That Puppet Game Show! Good night!
0:37:33 > 0:37:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Nancy, that was a brilliant show.
0:38:10 > 0:38:14And as a special reward, I'm taking all those that made it happen
0:38:14 > 0:38:16to dinner at the Ritz. Oh, wow! Thank you, sir.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20Not you. Richard, Oritse, Dougie,
0:38:20 > 0:38:22come on, our taxi's ready.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24And, you lot, don't be late in the morning.
0:38:24 > 0:38:28Who needs him? Come on, let's go and have pizza.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32Yeah, and by the power of hypnosis, Mancie will be paying.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34You're an idiot!
0:38:34 > 0:38:38Let me do it again with the watch, I forgot the watch!