Boss's Son

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03TOILET FLUSHES Oh, awkward.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05Hello! Hey, Gabby Logan, Kevin Bridges. Hi. Hi.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08How are you doing? All right. Great. How are you? Not bad.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Thanks for coming on t' show. You looking forward to t' games?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12BOTH: Excited. Oh, good.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Do you want a little sharpener? Bit of Dutch courage?

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Not for me. Thanks.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Don't worry. There's no urine tests on this competition.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Really? I had to provide a sample. Me, as well.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22They were for my own private collection.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Kevin, you should consider cutting down on the asparagus.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Do all the guests on the show have to provide a urine sample?

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oh, he only asked for a urine sample?

0:00:32 > 0:00:33That's progress. Oh, don't worry.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36It'll be brilliant out there! See you out there.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40HE HUMS Boom, here we go, Dougie!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to...

0:00:43 > 0:00:46That Puppet Game Show...

0:00:46 > 0:00:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:53 > 0:00:55..with our experts...

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Dr Strabismus...

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Amber O'Neill...

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Miss Jemima Taptackle...

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Eddie Watts...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Jake Hamilton-Jones...

0:01:05 > 0:01:07and The Amazing Ian...

0:01:07 > 0:01:10with our contestants Kevin Bridges and Gabby Logan.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12It's time for...

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Please, welcome your host Dougie Colon.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22CHEERING Hey, hey, hey! Here we go.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Saturday night. Hello, you lot. Oh, yes.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28There's nowt else on, it's just us.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Hello, hello and welcome to That Puppet Game Show.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Here's how the show works.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Two top celebrities go head-to-head

0:01:35 > 0:01:39over a series of rounds, each masterminded by one of our experts.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42They'll be spun and twisted and put through the mangle

0:01:42 > 0:01:46but all in a bid to win ?10,000 for a charity of their choice.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Ladies and gentlemen, will you please welcome

0:01:51 > 0:01:52queen of sports Gabby Logan

0:01:52 > 0:01:55and Scottish rib-tickler Kevin Bridges.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Oh, hello, hello, hello. Hey! Not too hard. Oh, careful.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12A firm handshake, mate. A firm handshake all the way from Glasgow.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Now, Gabby, you're looking lovely.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Thank you very much. So are you. I love the diamante.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh, thanks very much. You know, a little bit of sparkle.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Yeah. Something like that. A bit for the ladies.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23You used to be a gymnast,

0:02:23 > 0:02:26you're married to a rugby player and your dad were a footballer. Yeah.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28So I'm guessing a competitive streak runs in your blood. I know.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's kind of hard to suppress it, really.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I find myself...even with my kids, I find it hard to let them win.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Do you get angry with them?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Like, do you toss the Monopoly board up?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39"Oh, you stupid kids! You've beaten me again."

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Not quite. Not quite.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43No, cos they're only seven so they're not actually beating me yet.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45No. So...!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Kevin Bridges.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Now, you, do you consider yourself one of life's winners or losers?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I would say I consider myself a winner

0:02:52 > 0:02:54but I'm probably a loser, I would say.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57LAUGHTER I'm quite competitive when it comes to game shows.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59I watch Countdown on Channel 4.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Then I watch it again on Channel 4+1 so I can get the conundrum.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Oh! Nice one!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06It's only cheating myself but it's a small victory.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07It's great talking to you both.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Coming up, we'll be playing these fantastic games

0:03:10 > 0:03:11by our amazing experts,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Each one unique and individual to that expert's specialist subject...

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Oh, Amber, remember it's Mom's birthday this weekend. Again?!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20What is it with that woman?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23This is, like, getting to be a yearly thing with her!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yeah, it's real crazy.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Nancy, Nancy, have you heard?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Udders McGhee is bringing his son to the studio.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Oh, the boss's son?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35That kid's a nightmare!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Why? Udders asks him about everything.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40He turned that cake show into

0:03:40 > 0:03:42The Great Underwater Shark Tank Bake Off.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44And if he can do that to a perfectly good show...

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Imagine what he can do to ours!

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Perhaps we're being punished.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Do you think we all did something terrible in a past life?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Don't ask me. You're the one who came back as an armadillo.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57You're right.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Right, round one, now we've got to get on.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Let's find out which expert we'll be meeting first

0:04:01 > 0:04:04in our competition for that ?10,000 charity prize.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07CHEERING

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Mental agility expert, The Amazing Ian.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Welcome, Ian. Hey, Co-lon.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's pronounced "cologne."

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Sure it is(!) It's spelt colon.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh, I love this guy! So, what are we playing tonight, Ian?

0:04:28 > 0:04:33Tonight, we will be playing Nosey Neighbour.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35CHEERING

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh! Ah!

0:04:39 > 0:04:43For this round, I have built a garden in the studio.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44And in this garden,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Hot Dogs are recreating how they spend their days off -

0:04:47 > 0:04:51relaxing and enjoying the warm, toasty glow of the studio lights.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Gabby and Kevin are with me behind the garden fence.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Say hello, Gabby. Hi!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59There's Gabby!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Say hello, Kevin. Come on out! Hi.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03LAUGHTER All right.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Now, I will ask Gabby and Kevin a series of questions

0:05:06 > 0:05:09based on what is happening in the Hot Dog garden.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Whoever gets the most correct answers will win two points.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16And it's all for charity so don't stop bouncing.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Are you ready, Gabby?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Yes! Are you ready, Kevin?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Hell yeah. OK. Here we go.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23How many sunflowers are growing in the garden?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Gabby? Three.

0:05:25 > 0:05:31Correct. The Hot Dog wearing a red headband is using what is a racket?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Gabby? A frying pan.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Correct! I haven't seen this much bouncing

0:05:36 > 0:05:37since Tom Cruise went on Oprah.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40All right, what's landed on the roof of the garden shed?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42GABBY'S BUZZER A butterfly.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47Correct. The Hot Dog relaxing in the deckchair is enjoying which pastime?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Gabby. Reading.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Correct. Can I check if my buzzer's working?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Go on, try it.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53BUZZER DINGS Yes, it is working.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55You just haven't been first! All right, here we go.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59The topiary bush is in the shape of which musical instrument?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Gabby?

0:06:01 > 0:06:02A guitar. That was very quick

0:06:02 > 0:06:04but you're right.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09OK. What colour dress is the Hot Dog with an ice cream wearing?

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Kevin? Pink.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Pink, correct. Yes!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14How many Hot Dogs are wearing wigs?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Gabby? Three.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Wrong. Kevin? Eh...two.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Correct. Yes!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Looking good, guys.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23We're only a tenth of the way through. Just kidding...!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Hello? Yes, I'd like to vote the armadillo off, please.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31LAUGHTER What do you mean, that's not how it works?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35The Hot Dog wearing headphones has a slogan on his T-shirt.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37What's the first word?

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Kevin? Bangers.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40That's correct.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Here comes the last question.

0:06:41 > 0:06:46The Hot Dogs enjoying the picnic are holding what?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Kevin? Is it coffee cups?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Correct!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Step up to the front. Come on.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:55 > 0:06:57At the end of Nosey Neighbours,

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Gabby has answered the most questions correct,

0:07:00 > 0:07:02which means, Gabby, you win the round.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Oh, thank you. CHEERING

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Thank you for playing Nosey Neighbours.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Well, a winning start there from Gabby

0:07:13 > 0:07:16so let's go over to our fab crab for t' scores. It's Clyde!

0:07:16 > 0:07:21Hi, boys and girls. It's time for some number fun with Uncle Clyde.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Yugga-yugga-yugga-yugga. Clyde, what on earth is going on?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Well, apparently someone in management thinks

0:07:26 > 0:07:28I don't connect enough with our younger demographic.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30This is your idea of a solution?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33You bet you, Mr Dougie. The scores are...

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Mr Kevin has none. Aw-w!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40But Miss Gabby has two! Yay! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:40 > 0:07:42The amazing world of Clyde, ladies and gentlemen.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44'Now Gabby, I don't know if you...'

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Nancy, I've brought in the new creative head of my corporation

0:07:48 > 0:07:50to look at the show today.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Oh, OK. I heard you were bringing your son in.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55He is my son. Oh.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58We need the eyes of youth around here.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59You and I can remember

0:07:59 > 0:08:02back when Elton John was bald and married to a woman.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05HE LAUGHS Good times. Eh, Nancy?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I'm only 12 months older than Amber.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Yes, you need a sense of humour when you get to our age.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15I'm telling you, this kid knows what the young people want.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I want taramasalata and tortilla chips.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Ah, there he is!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22And I see you've got your father's good looks.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Shut up, orange face.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Oh, and not a little bit of his charm. Eh?

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Josh, I want concrete ideas on every aspect of the production

0:08:31 > 0:08:33by the time I get back from the jewellers.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'm having a new cowbell fitted. All right.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Don't be long, papa. This lot look weird.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, we're not weird. We're just different,

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Like the cast of Glee.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45And don't be afraid to crack the whip, Joshy...

0:08:45 > 0:08:46literally.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49UDDERS AND JOSH LAUGH

0:08:49 > 0:08:52THE OTHERS JOIN IN

0:08:52 > 0:08:53I don't know why we're laughing.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Neither do I but I'm not going to be the first to stop.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Stop!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Yes, I am funny, aren't I? Ciao.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Right, you lot, first things first, this show needs more peril.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06The celebrities should be wired up to the mains

0:09:06 > 0:09:09and get an electric shock every time they get something wrong.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Why don't we just shoot 'em in the head?(!)

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, now, that's better.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Well done, Gabby, though. You were off to a winning start.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I know. I had a flying start. But Kevin got back into it,

0:09:18 > 0:09:19towards the end there.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Gabby, do remind me never to move next door to you

0:09:21 > 0:09:24cos all me secrets would be out! Wouldn't they?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26If you air your dirty laundry, they will, Dougie.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Well, I like to parade around in me underwear

0:09:28 > 0:09:29and put the sprinkler on.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I won't want to live next door to you, then!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Former gymnast against stand-up on a trampoline.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36The odds were against you. Weren't they, Kevin?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Do you own a trampoline? Have I what?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40ENGLISH ACCENT: Do you own a trampoline?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, look at that! Brilliant.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Now, why don't you do that all day?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47CONTINUES ACCENT: Just in case you have any more difficulties,

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'll just do the whole show like this. Oh, look at that!

0:09:49 > 0:09:50He's brilliant.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Anyway, on to round two in our hunt for the charity cash.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Let's see who we've got next.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57APPLAUSE

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Nature expert Jake Hamilton-Jones.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Welcome, Jake, our resident explorer.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Now, Jake, with mobile phones and the internet,

0:10:14 > 0:10:15is there anywhere on earth

0:10:15 > 0:10:17where you can really be away from civilisation?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Well, I haven't been there for a while

0:10:20 > 0:10:21but Norfolk might be worth a shot.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Hey, nice one!

0:10:23 > 0:10:24What game are you presenting tonight?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Tonight, Dougie, we will be playing Bird Droppings.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30CHEERING

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ah, g'day, Kevin, g'day, Gabby.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Hello. Quick pop quiz for you guys -

0:10:37 > 0:10:40you're being chased by a brown bear, what's your best course of action?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Run up a tree.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, common mistake, my friend.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46The correct answer is shoot it with a bazooka.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48LAUGHTER Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50That Puppet Game Show does not endorse

0:10:50 > 0:10:52the shooting of bears with bazookas.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55They're inaccurate and take a long time to reload.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Now, in each of these trees there lives a bird

0:10:57 > 0:10:58with three distinct bird calls.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Listen carefully,

0:11:00 > 0:11:02cos you'll need to remember which sound comes from which bird.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Now, in tree number one, over here, we've got a tropical bird.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Let's listen to her first call.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Bup-de-diddly-de-de,

0:11:09 > 0:11:12bup-de-diddly-de-de.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Now, the second.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16SHE WHISTLES

0:11:16 > 0:11:17And her third call.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Ah! Ah!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Ah, just like paradise.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25And over here in this mighty oak lives a bird of prey.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Let's hear her calls.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Eh-ya. E-e-eh-ya!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Second?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Poo-hoo, poo-hoo.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37And now, the bird of prey's fearsome final call.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Rah, rah, rah.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Quite fearsome indeed.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Now, over here, in tree number three,

0:11:43 > 0:11:45lives your typical Essex bird.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Let's hear her mysterious sounds.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Mwa-ah.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, stunning. Your next one?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Ca-caw, ca-caw.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57And the final call of the Essex bird.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58All right, babes.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00LAUGHTER

0:12:00 > 0:12:02How can you not love that beautiful creature?

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Now then, these birds are timid little beasts but watch this -

0:12:06 > 0:12:08if you return their call,

0:12:08 > 0:12:10they'll reveal themselves and lay an egg for you,

0:12:10 > 0:12:11just like this.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Ca-caw, ca-caw!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Ca-caw, ca-caw.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Ah!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21So, you've got to remember which tree the call came from,

0:12:21 > 0:12:22run there with your bucket,

0:12:22 > 0:12:25then repeat the call and make the bird lay its egg.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Whoever gets the most will be the winner

0:12:27 > 0:12:28and two points will be added to the score.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31So Kevin, you go off backstage. See you later, Kev.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Gabby, grab your bucket and get into position.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Your time starts in three,

0:12:35 > 0:12:36two,

0:12:36 > 0:12:38one. Go!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Mwa-ah!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Quick quick, love.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Mwa-ah, mwa-ah.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Mwa-ah!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Oh, no!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Oh, that one's not going to make it back.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Bup-de-diddly-de-de, bup-de-diddly-de-de.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Bup-de-diddly-de-de,

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Bup-de-diddly-de-de. Bup-de-diddly-de-de.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03CHEERING Great crowd.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06WHISTLING

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Quick, love, not that much time.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11SHE MIMICS THE WHISTLE

0:13:11 > 0:13:13CHEERING

0:13:13 > 0:13:15There you go.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Now you're going. Poo-hoo, poo-hoo.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Poo-hoo, poo-hoo.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23AUDIENCE: No! Poo-hoo. Oh!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Oh! Poor little fella. Ca-caw, ca-caw!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Ca-caw, ca-caw, ca-caw.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33CHEERING

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Love, got him! Great one.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Al right, babes.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40You all right, babes?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Here!

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Yeah! Two in a row, love. Keep going!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47BUZZER SOUNDS

0:13:47 > 0:13:50You've got to love a Sheila who knows how to handle a bucket.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53All right, Gabby, come on over here, love.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Why don't we count them up and see how you did. OK.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58One. That's one.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Two. Two.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Three. Pretty good so far.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Four.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh, that's it. Four eggs? Yeah.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, that's not too bad.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yeah? OK. Thanks.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Come on out here, Kevin.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Thank you.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Cheers, Gabby.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Are you ready to tame the beasts? I'm ready to tame the beasts.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Take your bucket over there

0:14:19 > 0:14:22and I'm going to dive back into the bush.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23All right. See you there.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Good luck.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28All right - you ready, Kevin? Good to go, mate.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Your time begins in three, two, one...

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Go!

0:14:32 > 0:14:33Ca-caw, ca-caw!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Ca-caw, ca-caw!

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Oh. Aw!

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Keep trying, mate.

0:14:45 > 0:14:50Bup-de-diddly-de-de!

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Bup-de-diddly-de-de! Bup-de-diddly-de-de!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Bup-de-diddly-de-de!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Oh, ho-ho! Oh! Right tree, but you missed it.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Eh-ya! Eh-ya!

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Pick up the pace, Kevin!

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Eh-ya! Eh-ya!

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Eh-ya!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yeah. There you go, right in the bucket.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15All right, babes?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19All right, babes?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21That was a bit EastEnders - here we go.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24BIRD WHISTLES

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Eh...ooh-ee-ooh-ee-eh-ooh!

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Good grab.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Ca-caw, ca-caw!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38KLAXON BLARES

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Just ran out of time, there.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45OK. All right, come on over here, Kevin.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Not much luck with the birds.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I'm not being racist, but they all sound the same to me.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53BIRDS CAW ANGRILY

0:15:53 > 0:15:57I think you've offended some of the birds, Kevin.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Sorry. All right, no worries.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Let's get Gabby back in over here. Come on in, love.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04If you remember, Gabby got four eggs,

0:16:04 > 0:16:06so you'll need five or more to beat her.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Let's see how you did.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm in position. One egg.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11That's one.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Two eggs. Two...

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Third egg and the final egg, so... By my count, you got three eggs.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19That makes Gabby our winner.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Gabby, two points will be added to your score, love.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Thank you very much.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28It's over to Clyde to see how that's affected the scores.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Hello, Clyde!

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Yo, yo, yo! It's Clizzard in the house.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34What to do, nephew? Boom-ting!

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Em, eh...I'm not entirely sure what you're talking about.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42It turns out I was skewing too young, so now I'm getting my teen-speak on.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Boom-ting!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm not booming anyone's ting. The scores, please, Clyde.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49HIP-HOP INTRO STARTS

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Here we go...

0:16:50 > 0:16:52# Gabby started out with an early lead

0:16:52 > 0:16:55# When it comes to a charity, that girl's got greed

0:16:55 > 0:16:57# Round Two, she beat him down like she did before

0:16:57 > 0:17:00# Kevin's got nothing and Gabby's got four. #

0:17:00 > 0:17:01What?

0:17:03 > 0:17:06APPLAUSE IN THE BACKGROUND

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Yes...what that last game needs is vampires. Sexy vampires.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11What, like in Twilight?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14No, don't be ridiculous. REAL vampires.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Oh, that's a great idea,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18but the problem is we'd only be able to shoot at night

0:17:18 > 0:17:21and then there's the whole THEY DON'T EXIST PROBLEM.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Don't bring me problems, Mancie. Bring me solutions.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25You know what, Josh? What?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27You're probably super-tired, right?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29There's taramasalata and chips in your dad's office.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Why don't you just...? All right, all right.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Ugh! He's going to ruin this show!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35It's unbelievable.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Who knows what other idiot ideas he has on that clipboard of his.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40We have to stop him.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Is murder still illegal in this country?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Of course it is!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47And yet you run over an armadillo

0:17:47 > 0:17:48and you don't even stop the car!

0:17:49 > 0:17:52You zink zees Josh will get rid of us?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Don't be silly, Francoise.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Without us, what would they have to cut to in the middle of a scene?

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Mais oui.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00You know, you can't blame the kid.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02He's been given everything on a plate.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05That would turn anyone into a self-centred monster

0:18:05 > 0:18:07who thinks the world revolves around them

0:18:07 > 0:18:12while their sister works SO hard and gets NO recognition at all!

0:18:12 > 0:18:16Hey, sis, you'll never get a boyfriend frowning like that.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19It's your classic nature vs nurture.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I knew a boy in Africa who'd been brought up by a colony of ants

0:18:22 > 0:18:23and he turned out completely normal.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Mind you, he could carry seven times his own body weight in his jaws.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32Wow, Jake, you've seen so much. Too much.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34I still get nightmares about the time I got mauled.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Africa? No.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Cardiff. At a party.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41DOUGIE: Well, well done, Gabby.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42Two more points there. I know.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46You got four eggs, or a pundit's dozen, as it's known.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47But hard luck, Kev.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50One more egg would have saved your bacon.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52I'm going to call it a quarter-dozen

0:18:52 > 0:18:54to make it sound a bit more than three.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55A quarter dozen eggs. Yeah.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58So, plenty of time left to bag that cash for charity.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Let's find out who's in store for Round Three.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10ANNOUNCER: Show business expert Amber O'Neill!

0:19:16 > 0:19:17What have you been up to this week, Amber?

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Well, I've just been in Lye-ses-ter Square

0:19:21 > 0:19:23to watch Kian and Nicky from Westlife

0:19:23 > 0:19:26putting their handprints in concrete.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Wow! I didn't realise the boys were doing so well. Oh, yeah!

0:19:29 > 0:19:33The building work they're doing is looking great.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Well, at least they're earning.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36DOUGIE: Right, so...

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Mancie, those last ideas I gave you - forget them.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh, that's great, because health and safety would have been all over

0:19:42 > 0:19:43that Russian Roulette game.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Yes. I've got a better idea.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47The next game should be done completely in the dark.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49MANCIE LAUGHS

0:19:49 > 0:19:51What? Seriously?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Seriously.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55What game have you got for us, Amber?

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Tonight, we will be playing Life's A Speech!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Oh, wow, I'm SO excited seeing you two guys together.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Oh, Gabby, I love your dress, it's just beautiful.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14And Kevin, you are just gorgeous.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16There's one thing I like more than a man in a suit

0:20:16 > 0:20:19and that's a man out of his suit.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23You know what I mean? I think I know exactly what you mean.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24AMBER GIGGLES

0:20:24 > 0:20:26OK, OK, OK...

0:20:26 > 0:20:28You're a flirt, aren't you?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Yeah, you got a problem with that?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34If you want to be a truly huge star like Tiger Woods,

0:20:34 > 0:20:37you'll undoubtedly make the odd mistake along the way

0:20:37 > 0:20:41and find yourself having to make a public apology.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42It's all part of the fame game.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45So I've prepared each of you an apology

0:20:45 > 0:20:48which you'll deliver with heartfelt sadness.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51However, I've left out some of the words.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Your job is to read the speech and fill in the blanks.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Whoever fills in the most blanks correctly will win the game

0:20:58 > 0:21:01and two points will be added to your total.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Amber, change of plan.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Monkey, kill the lights! Hit it, Monkey!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12OK, I guess, we're going to do the game in the dark.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Kevin, we're going to start with you,

0:21:15 > 0:21:17so Gabby, make your way backstage.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Go very, very carefully, cos it's dark.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I hope there'll be someone waiting for you out there!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25OK, and...um...Kevin, do you think you can make your way

0:21:25 > 0:21:28to the podium in the dark? Of course.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32You're live in three, two, one...

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Cue!

0:21:47 > 0:21:48..Michael McIntyre...

0:22:00 > 0:22:01..Glasgow.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04One person to whom I owe a particular apology...

0:22:06 > 0:22:07..David Dimbleby...

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I didn't mean to cause any offence,

0:22:17 > 0:22:19but to those who were most offended...

0:22:26 > 0:22:27..And I Know It.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35..Casino Royale...eh...

0:22:36 > 0:22:38..and James Bond II and III.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39WRONG ANSWER BUZZER

0:22:45 > 0:22:48..Newcastle, Nottingham and Northampton.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50WRONG ANSWER BUZZER Norwich.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05..Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Saturn, Uranus...

0:23:05 > 0:23:09Eh...Neptune and...Mercury.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10WRONG ANSWER BUZZER

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Saturn...Jupiter...

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Like this.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Oh, Kevin, be careful - you don't want to fall over.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28I wished it was me you were hugging at the end there.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31OK, OK...this is going better than I thought.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Where do you want the lamp? Just right there, Sam. OK.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37You shouldn't have made it dark on her game -

0:23:37 > 0:23:39SHE is the pretty one.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41You know, some people just never...

0:23:41 > 0:23:42DING!

0:23:42 > 0:23:45You have a crush on Amber. No, I don't.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Yes, you do! You like her!

0:23:47 > 0:23:50No, no - quiet, Mancie, get on with your work! Huh!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Monkey, turn on the lights.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Awesome...oh!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh, wow, the lights are on!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Let's welcome back Gabby.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02You did really well.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Hi, Gabby. Hi, hi.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08OK - now you go offstage. OK.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10In the dark, or...? No, no.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Have you got your eyes open? It's light now!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16OK, so, it's your turn now.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18You have to make your way to the podium.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Can you give me any clues? Yeah. Make your way to the podium.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Oh, right...!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25OK.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28You're live in three, two, one...

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Cue!

0:24:42 > 0:24:43..Dan Walker...

0:24:55 > 0:24:56..Norwich.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59My dress was inspired by Lady Gaga.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03I love her and I'd love to see her play at the national rugby stadiums

0:25:03 > 0:25:05of England - Twickenham - Scotland - Murrayfield -

0:25:05 > 0:25:07and Wales - the Millennium Stadium.

0:25:19 > 0:25:24I have absolutely no idea here where I'm going with this one.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Sorry, JK Rowling.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31If you can find it within your hearts to forgive me...

0:25:38 > 0:25:41..Mrs...Cameron - Samantha, indeed, is her name.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52..Cardiff, Colchester...

0:25:52 > 0:25:53WRONG ANSWER BUZZER ..Coventry...

0:25:54 > 0:25:55..Cranford...

0:25:55 > 0:25:57WRONG ANSWER BUZZER ..Caerphilly...

0:25:57 > 0:25:59WRONG ANSWER BUZZER

0:25:59 > 0:26:01..uh...Cape Town...

0:26:01 > 0:26:02WRONG ANSWER BUZZER

0:26:02 > 0:26:05C-C-C-Can't help myself.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Carlisle!

0:26:15 > 0:26:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Gabby, come on over here. You did great.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28It's more difficult than it looks. Yes, it is.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30I'm going to get Kevin back. Kevin, come here!

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Well, Gabby, you did brilliantly, but Kevin, even in a blackout,

0:26:37 > 0:26:39you got the most answers correct,

0:26:39 > 0:26:41so you win two points and win the game!

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Thanks.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Thank you so much for playing Life's A Speech.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Well, two points there for Kevin. Clyde, what's that done to t'scores?

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Hiya, Dougie.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Oh! Aye-aye, you've had a make over.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58I don't believe it.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Yeah, believe it.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Apparently, blue is all the rage.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02On the up side, my wife says

0:27:02 > 0:27:05it's like making love to a complete stranger.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Hang on a second...

0:27:06 > 0:27:07DOUGIE SPLUTTERS

0:27:07 > 0:27:08The scores, please, Clyde!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Scotland's got two, Girl From The Olympics, four.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16DOUGIE: Thank you very much, Clyde...

0:27:16 > 0:27:17I thought of bringing my son to work,

0:27:17 > 0:27:20but I didn't want to be accused of nepotism.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Before he gets to our position,

0:27:22 > 0:27:24he should learn the business from the ground up, like we did.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27I'm washing underpants.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30No, Monkey - we're washing underpants.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Mm! Well, well played.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34You're back int' game. Right back in.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Now, good news - the James Bond producers have been on the phone

0:27:37 > 0:27:40and they've offered you the part of the villain in the new Bond film,

0:27:40 > 0:27:41James Bond IV.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Is that right? After II and III.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45The fourth one, I'm so looking forward to it.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Good work, Amber. You survived.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49OK, I need your help. I'm ahead of you.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52I just signed you up for a new dating website.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55What? It's called Cellmate Soul Mates.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56They're not picky.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58I don't want to date a prisoner.

0:27:58 > 0:27:59No, listen to me.

0:27:59 > 0:28:03I think that Josh likes you. Will you talk to him?

0:28:03 > 0:28:06There's a lot at stake here, people's jobs.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09All right. I'll talk to Josh. Yes!

0:28:09 > 0:28:11DOUGIE ON TV: Time to stop watching so much...

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Hi, Josh. Oh... Having fun. Yes, yeah...

0:28:14 > 0:28:17How does a handsome kid like you spend has time?

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Computer games?

0:28:19 > 0:28:22No - being charming and sophisticated

0:28:22 > 0:28:25and playing with my Lego...oh...

0:28:25 > 0:28:26Oh...!

0:28:27 > 0:28:29What's the matter with him?

0:28:29 > 0:28:31I guess he has a problem talking to girls.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Never had a problem talking to Mancie.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Oh, guys don't think of Mancie as a girl.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37She's more like a mom figure.

0:28:37 > 0:28:38Huh! That's ridiculous.

0:28:38 > 0:28:42And if you're going outside, wear a coat, young lady!

0:28:42 > 0:28:43You've got a little schmutz - hold on.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45On my face? Thanks...

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Well, I'm waiting to read Harry Potter with my kids,

0:28:49 > 0:28:50cos they're seven, you see.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52I feel really bad for JK Rowling,

0:28:52 > 0:28:54cos the world probably knows those answers

0:28:54 > 0:28:55and they're shouting at the screen.

0:28:55 > 0:28:56Best-selling books of all time,

0:28:56 > 0:28:58but not good enough for the Logans.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Right, let's stop chattering and get onto Round Four

0:29:02 > 0:29:04and meet our next guest in the quest for a charity prize -

0:29:04 > 0:29:06who have we got?

0:29:11 > 0:29:15ANNOUNCER: Science expert Dr Strabismus!

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Welcome, Dr Strabismus.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24What's been happening in the world of science this week, Doc?

0:29:24 > 0:29:28I have been following the progress of the Mars rover.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30You know, I helped to design it.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32It was my idea to put the bumper sticker on

0:29:32 > 0:29:34saying "Honk If You're Horny."

0:29:34 > 0:29:37I really had to fight for it.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40NASA wanted to put "Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost."

0:29:40 > 0:29:41They're so stupid.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44So, Doc, what game are we playing tonight?

0:29:44 > 0:29:48Tonight, we will be playing Blow By Blow.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Welcome, Gabby and Kevin,

0:29:54 > 0:29:58to a challenge I have called Blow By Blow.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01Behind you, you can see my hot dog assistants

0:30:01 > 0:30:04have lit the last of many candles -

0:30:04 > 0:30:07100, to be exact, on each side.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11This will be a race to extinguish your candles as quickly as possible.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Only blowing is allowed.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17You will notice that your final candle is contained.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20For the hot dogs to release it,

0:30:20 > 0:30:24you must have first blown out all 99 candles behind you.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Two points are available to the winner,

0:30:26 > 0:30:29so get to your starting places, please.

0:30:29 > 0:30:30Come on, then.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:30:37 > 0:30:39Are you ready, Kevin? Yes.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Are you ready, Gabby? Come on!

0:30:41 > 0:30:42Don't try this one at home.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Three, two, one...blow!

0:30:45 > 0:30:47SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:30:47 > 0:30:50This is a blowing contest of the ages.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Oh, it's quite a contest! Oh, yeah.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01Look at his technique, it's very good!

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Oh, she's doing strips of them in a row.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Here comes Kevin - he's forgot one, behind him.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11Oh! Could go either way, Doctor.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17She's ahead of him - Kevin, you can catch up!

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Oh, she has incredible lung power,

0:31:21 > 0:31:23that Gabby Logan. She does, yeah.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26There she goes... She's at the final one.

0:31:26 > 0:31:27She's the winner!

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Stop blowing, stop blowing, we have a winner.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Gabby, you were the first to blow out all 100 candles,

0:31:36 > 0:31:38good for you! Thank you.

0:31:38 > 0:31:42Kevin, you just got a little bit thrown by those last few ones.

0:31:42 > 0:31:47That was a bit risky. We could have burnt our Bridges.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49I said, "We could have burnt our bridges."

0:31:49 > 0:31:51I heard you the first time.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Congratulations, Gabby,

0:31:55 > 0:31:58and thank you for playing Blow By Blow.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03Dr Strabismus, is that supposed to happen?

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Oh! That shouldn't have caught fire.

0:32:05 > 0:32:09Ha-ha! Oh, if I had a pound for every time I've said that...

0:32:09 > 0:32:12OK, hot dogs, save yourselves - run!

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Oh...whoa...clear the set, everyone!

0:32:14 > 0:32:18There's a flaming fire - literally, a flaming fire!

0:32:18 > 0:32:19Argh! Oh!

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Oh, it's burning, that fire...

0:32:22 > 0:32:25OK, everyone, there's no need to panic.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28We'll be back on in a couple of minutes.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29I'm a good person.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31I don't deserve any of this.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33Don't worry, Mancie. I'll handle this.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35Think I need to take my shirt off?

0:32:35 > 0:32:38No! Better do anyway, just to be safe.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39Rrrgh!

0:32:39 > 0:32:41AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:32:41 > 0:32:42JOSH COUGHS

0:32:42 > 0:32:46Oh, Josh, we must stop meeting like this.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Oh, hey, Kevin.

0:32:49 > 0:32:50This is like the old days, right?

0:32:50 > 0:32:52You and me? Eh...

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Come on, don't say you don't remember me?

0:32:54 > 0:32:56We were both playing the Scottish nightclub circuit,

0:32:56 > 0:33:00needed the cash - we took part in that trial for a new flu drug.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02I remember playing the Scottish nightclub circuit.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05There you go - memory loss was one of the side effects.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07Say, have you got that 20 I lent you?

0:33:07 > 0:33:09I'll take it in two tens,

0:33:09 > 0:33:10four fives, whatever.

0:33:12 > 0:33:13Thanks. I'll see you the next time

0:33:13 > 0:33:15there's a hay fever drugs trial.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Thought you said it was a flu drug? What's the difference?

0:33:17 > 0:33:19It all comes out your nose, right?

0:33:21 > 0:33:22Hi, Gabby. Hey.

0:33:22 > 0:33:23Gabby, remember the time

0:33:23 > 0:33:25we took part in the trial for that new flu drug?

0:33:25 > 0:33:26LAUGHING: Nice try, Kev.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33All clear, Mancie. Great.

0:33:33 > 0:33:37OK, people, we're back on - we've got a show to finish.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40CHEERING

0:33:40 > 0:33:41You can put your shirt back on.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45Hm - better leave it off, just in case it starts up again.

0:33:47 > 0:33:48Oh, that were a bit of fun, weren't it?

0:33:48 > 0:33:50First darkness, now fire!

0:33:50 > 0:33:53It's like a TV apocalypse. But in a good way.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54On with t'show.

0:33:54 > 0:33:58Welcome back, Gabby. Welcome back, Kev.

0:33:58 > 0:33:59Let's go to Clyde.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Yeah, yeah. I'm still here.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Just leave the crustacean in the hot metal box

0:34:03 > 0:34:05while the studio goes up in flames.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08Good to see you back to your normal self, fully restored.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Yeah, well, turns out disgruntled crabs

0:34:10 > 0:34:11make up a huge part of our audience

0:34:11 > 0:34:13and they like me the way I am.

0:34:13 > 0:34:18Anyway, scores are Braveheart, two, Sporty Spice, six.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21Thank you very much, Clyde.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24So, how's it going, Mancie?

0:34:24 > 0:34:28Oh, well, nothing to report here, Mr McGhee.

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Everything's running like clock...

0:34:29 > 0:34:31You're going to be OK.

0:34:31 > 0:34:32You're going to be OK.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34AUDIENCE GROANS

0:34:34 > 0:34:38Oh! Ha-ha! What a nice cowbell. Ooh - thank you, yes.

0:34:38 > 0:34:4124-carat gold, Swiss craftsmanship.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Won't be getting lost in a hurry with this little baby.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45COWBELL RINGS

0:34:45 > 0:34:48So, Joshie, how do we fix the show?

0:34:48 > 0:34:49I'll tell you how you need to fix it.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52You need to change... Yes?

0:34:53 > 0:34:54You need to change...

0:34:55 > 0:34:56..nothing.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58It's perfect the way it is.

0:34:58 > 0:34:59We're ruined!

0:34:59 > 0:35:01No, wait, we're good again.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Would this be the right time

0:35:03 > 0:35:04to request a raise?

0:35:04 > 0:35:06The only thing I can suggest

0:35:06 > 0:35:08is that you give Amber a night off -

0:35:08 > 0:35:09say Friday?

0:35:09 > 0:35:10Oh. All right.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Well, come on, let's get home.

0:35:12 > 0:35:16I've got the Obamas coming round to play Rude Scrabble.

0:35:16 > 0:35:17Right-oh.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20At last, they're gone.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Can I fart now? No!

0:35:22 > 0:35:24STRAINED: All right.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Amber, what did you do?

0:35:26 > 0:35:28I agreed to go to his prom Friday.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31You're used to being the oldest in the room -

0:35:31 > 0:35:32how do I handle it?

0:35:32 > 0:35:35You know what? One more crack about my age

0:35:35 > 0:35:37and I'll tell everyone your hair isn't naturally purple.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39You wouldn't! Oh, I would,

0:35:39 > 0:35:41and I'll also tell you something else.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44Your green roots are showing. Oh!

0:35:44 > 0:35:46AMBER GROANS

0:35:46 > 0:35:47IAN BREAKS WIND

0:35:47 > 0:35:48Ugh!

0:35:48 > 0:35:51All right, everybody, you heard the little twerp -

0:35:51 > 0:35:53our show is perfect, so get out there and...

0:35:54 > 0:35:56Ugh! Oh, Ian...

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Sorry, Mancie.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Oh, Ian, what did you eat?

0:36:00 > 0:36:01Ugh...

0:36:01 > 0:36:04Well done, Gabby, you stretched your lead again. Thank you.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06Yeah, how do you feel? A little bit out of breath, actually.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08It's quite tough, that, it makes you go a bit dizzy.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Kevin, don't worry, you can still catch up.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12It was tough. There was a lot of candles.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14I felt like Bruce Forsyth on his birthday.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16DOUGIE LAUGHS

0:36:16 > 0:36:17Oh, brilliant!

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Anyway, time for our final game.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21"Who's our expert?" you're probably asking.

0:36:21 > 0:36:22Why, it's me.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25So if you'll please join me onstage for our Puppet End Game.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32Well, welcome along to t'final round!

0:36:32 > 0:36:34The scores are six to Gabby and two to Kevin,

0:36:34 > 0:36:36so you're both still in with a chance

0:36:36 > 0:36:38of winning ?10,000 for charity.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41For this game, knowledge is points-winning power

0:36:41 > 0:36:42as our six experts will ask you questions

0:36:42 > 0:36:44based on their specialist subjects.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46For each question you get right,

0:36:46 > 0:36:48a point will be added to your final score.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50Everyone read with their questions?

0:36:50 > 0:36:52Ready! Ready. Let's give it a go, Dougie.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Right, OK, then - let's kick off the End Game.

0:36:56 > 0:36:57Ooh.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59This week, the first question comes from...

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Amber, Showbiz.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05My yoga buddy is married to Chris Martin of Coldplay.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06What's her name?

0:37:06 > 0:37:07Oh, Gabby.

0:37:07 > 0:37:08Gwyneth Paltrow.

0:37:08 > 0:37:09Correct.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11Dr Strabismus, Science.

0:37:11 > 0:37:16I observe a pomegranate a day, hoping for a scientific epiphany

0:37:16 > 0:37:18like Isaac Newton had

0:37:18 > 0:37:19when he observed which...?

0:37:19 > 0:37:20Oh, Gabby Logan?

0:37:20 > 0:37:21Gravity.

0:37:21 > 0:37:22No.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24..Isaac Newton had when he observed which fruit?

0:37:24 > 0:37:26No!

0:37:26 > 0:37:27I don't have a clue.

0:37:27 > 0:37:28An apple!

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Jake, Nature.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Which animal family has taken up residence in my back yard?

0:37:33 > 0:37:35There's a boomer, a flyer and a joey.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Logan? Kangaroo?

0:37:37 > 0:37:38You got it.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40Eddie, Music.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44Great crooners Bieber, Buble, and Bryan - Adams -

0:37:44 > 0:37:45all come from which country?

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Oh, that's Bridges.

0:37:47 > 0:37:48Canadian, Canada.

0:37:48 > 0:37:49Correct.

0:37:49 > 0:37:50Look at him go!

0:37:50 > 0:37:51Dr Strabismus, Science.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54During a heated phone call with NASA, I yelled,

0:37:54 > 0:37:56"Houston, we have a problem",

0:37:56 > 0:37:58like the famous transmission from which...?

0:37:58 > 0:38:00Oh, Kevin Bridges.

0:38:00 > 0:38:01Apollo 13?

0:38:01 > 0:38:02That's absolutely correct.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Eddie, Music.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06I've been asked to compose a jaunty jingle

0:38:06 > 0:38:08for the Radio 1 Breakfast Show.

0:38:08 > 0:38:09Remind me who presents it.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Gabby? Nick Grimshaw?

0:38:11 > 0:38:12Correct.

0:38:12 > 0:38:13Taptackle, Sports.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15KLAXON BLARES

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Oh!

0:38:16 > 0:38:18That sound signals the end of the round,

0:38:18 > 0:38:20so we've come to the end of the show.

0:38:20 > 0:38:21Woo!

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Clyde, what are the final scores?

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Well, after a brain-pinching final round,

0:38:26 > 0:38:28Kevin has four points.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30But the winner is Gabby, with nine points!

0:38:33 > 0:38:34Brilliant! Well played.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37Congratulations, kisses all round.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39You win ten grand for the charity of your choice.

0:38:39 > 0:38:40Who's it going to, Gabby?

0:38:40 > 0:38:42It's going to The Disabilities Trust,

0:38:42 > 0:38:45which is a fantastic charity which helps rehabilitate people

0:38:45 > 0:38:48who've had brain injuries after birth.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51It does magnificent work - they'll be delighted with that.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53Fantastic - ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant Gabby Logan

0:38:53 > 0:38:56and the sensational Kevin Bridges!

0:38:56 > 0:38:57Well done, Gabby. Well done.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Well, there's just enough time left for me

0:39:00 > 0:39:02to say that's all we've got time for tonight,

0:39:02 > 0:39:03so...

0:39:04 > 0:39:05That's all we've got time for tonight!

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Say goodbye, everyone. ALL: Good night!

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Thanks for watching - see you next time, good night!

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Well, guys, we survived in one piece.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49I kinda feel sorry for that Josh.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Really? Why?

0:39:51 > 0:39:52Kids like that get everything.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54One day, some kid will walk up

0:39:54 > 0:39:56to him in the playground and say,

0:39:56 > 0:39:57"I don't care your dad is,

0:39:57 > 0:40:00"I'm gonna smack you in the mouth!"

0:40:00 > 0:40:03I just wish I could be there when it happens.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05I hear you.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08You know, he wasn't that bad...