0:00:01 > 0:00:03TOILET FLUSHES Oh, awkward.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Hello! Hey, Gabby Logan, Kevin Bridges. Hi. Hi.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08How are you doing? All right. Great. How are you? Not bad.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Thanks for coming on t' show. You looking forward to t' games?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12BOTH: Excited. Oh, good.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Do you want a little sharpener? Bit of Dutch courage?
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Not for me. Thanks.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Don't worry. There's no urine tests on this competition.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Really? I had to provide a sample. Me, as well.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22They were for my own private collection.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Kevin, you should consider cutting down on the asparagus.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Do all the guests on the show have to provide a urine sample?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oh, he only asked for a urine sample?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33That's progress. Oh, don't worry.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36It'll be brilliant out there! See you out there.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40HE HUMS Boom, here we go, Dougie!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to...
0:00:43 > 0:00:46That Puppet Game Show...
0:00:46 > 0:00:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:53 > 0:00:55..with our experts...
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Dr Strabismus...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Amber O'Neill...
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Miss Jemima Taptackle...
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Eddie Watts...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Jake Hamilton-Jones...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07and The Amazing Ian...
0:01:07 > 0:01:10with our contestants Kevin Bridges and Gabby Logan.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12It's time for...
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Please, welcome your host Dougie Colon.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22CHEERING Hey, hey, hey! Here we go.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Saturday night. Hello, you lot. Oh, yes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28There's nowt else on, it's just us.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Hello, hello and welcome to That Puppet Game Show.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Here's how the show works.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Two top celebrities go head-to-head
0:01:35 > 0:01:39over a series of rounds, each masterminded by one of our experts.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42They'll be spun and twisted and put through the mangle
0:01:42 > 0:01:46but all in a bid to win ?10,000 for a charity of their choice.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Ladies and gentlemen, will you please welcome
0:01:51 > 0:01:52queen of sports Gabby Logan
0:01:52 > 0:01:55and Scottish rib-tickler Kevin Bridges.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Oh, hello, hello, hello. Hey! Not too hard. Oh, careful.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12A firm handshake, mate. A firm handshake all the way from Glasgow.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Now, Gabby, you're looking lovely.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Thank you very much. So are you. I love the diamante.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh, thanks very much. You know, a little bit of sparkle.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Yeah. Something like that. A bit for the ladies.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You used to be a gymnast,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26you're married to a rugby player and your dad were a footballer. Yeah.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28So I'm guessing a competitive streak runs in your blood. I know.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's kind of hard to suppress it, really.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I find myself...even with my kids, I find it hard to let them win.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Do you get angry with them?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Like, do you toss the Monopoly board up?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39"Oh, you stupid kids! You've beaten me again."
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Not quite. Not quite.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43No, cos they're only seven so they're not actually beating me yet.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45No. So...!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Kevin Bridges.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Now, you, do you consider yourself one of life's winners or losers?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I would say I consider myself a winner
0:02:52 > 0:02:54but I'm probably a loser, I would say.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57LAUGHTER I'm quite competitive when it comes to game shows.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I watch Countdown on Channel 4.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Then I watch it again on Channel 4+1 so I can get the conundrum.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Oh! Nice one!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06It's only cheating myself but it's a small victory.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07It's great talking to you both.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Coming up, we'll be playing these fantastic games
0:03:10 > 0:03:11by our amazing experts,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Each one unique and individual to that expert's specialist subject...
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Oh, Amber, remember it's Mom's birthday this weekend. Again?!
0:03:19 > 0:03:20What is it with that woman?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23This is, like, getting to be a yearly thing with her!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yeah, it's real crazy.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Nancy, Nancy, have you heard?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Udders McGhee is bringing his son to the studio.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Oh, the boss's son?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35That kid's a nightmare!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Why? Udders asks him about everything.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40He turned that cake show into
0:03:40 > 0:03:42The Great Underwater Shark Tank Bake Off.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44And if he can do that to a perfectly good show...
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Imagine what he can do to ours!
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Perhaps we're being punished.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Do you think we all did something terrible in a past life?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Don't ask me. You're the one who came back as an armadillo.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57You're right.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Right, round one, now we've got to get on.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Let's find out which expert we'll be meeting first
0:04:01 > 0:04:04in our competition for that ?10,000 charity prize.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07CHEERING
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Mental agility expert, The Amazing Ian.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Welcome, Ian. Hey, Co-lon.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's pronounced "cologne."
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Sure it is(!) It's spelt colon.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh, I love this guy! So, what are we playing tonight, Ian?
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Tonight, we will be playing Nosey Neighbour.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35CHEERING
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh! Ah!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43For this round, I have built a garden in the studio.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44And in this garden,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Hot Dogs are recreating how they spend their days off -
0:04:47 > 0:04:51relaxing and enjoying the warm, toasty glow of the studio lights.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Gabby and Kevin are with me behind the garden fence.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Say hello, Gabby. Hi!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59There's Gabby!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Say hello, Kevin. Come on out! Hi.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03LAUGHTER All right.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Now, I will ask Gabby and Kevin a series of questions
0:05:06 > 0:05:09based on what is happening in the Hot Dog garden.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Whoever gets the most correct answers will win two points.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16And it's all for charity so don't stop bouncing.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Are you ready, Gabby?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Yes! Are you ready, Kevin?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Hell yeah. OK. Here we go.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23How many sunflowers are growing in the garden?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Gabby? Three.
0:05:25 > 0:05:31Correct. The Hot Dog wearing a red headband is using what is a racket?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Gabby? A frying pan.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Correct! I haven't seen this much bouncing
0:05:36 > 0:05:37since Tom Cruise went on Oprah.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40All right, what's landed on the roof of the garden shed?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42GABBY'S BUZZER A butterfly.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47Correct. The Hot Dog relaxing in the deckchair is enjoying which pastime?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Gabby. Reading.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Correct. Can I check if my buzzer's working?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Go on, try it.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53BUZZER DINGS Yes, it is working.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55You just haven't been first! All right, here we go.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59The topiary bush is in the shape of which musical instrument?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Gabby?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02A guitar. That was very quick
0:06:02 > 0:06:04but you're right.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09OK. What colour dress is the Hot Dog with an ice cream wearing?
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Kevin? Pink.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Pink, correct. Yes!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14How many Hot Dogs are wearing wigs?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Gabby? Three.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Wrong. Kevin? Eh...two.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Correct. Yes!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Looking good, guys.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We're only a tenth of the way through. Just kidding...!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Hello? Yes, I'd like to vote the armadillo off, please.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31LAUGHTER What do you mean, that's not how it works?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35The Hot Dog wearing headphones has a slogan on his T-shirt.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37What's the first word?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Kevin? Bangers.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40That's correct.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Here comes the last question.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46The Hot Dogs enjoying the picnic are holding what?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Kevin? Is it coffee cups?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Correct!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Step up to the front. Come on.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:55 > 0:06:57At the end of Nosey Neighbours,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Gabby has answered the most questions correct,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02which means, Gabby, you win the round.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Oh, thank you. CHEERING
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Thank you for playing Nosey Neighbours.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Well, a winning start there from Gabby
0:07:13 > 0:07:16so let's go over to our fab crab for t' scores. It's Clyde!
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Hi, boys and girls. It's time for some number fun with Uncle Clyde.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Yugga-yugga-yugga-yugga. Clyde, what on earth is going on?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Well, apparently someone in management thinks
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I don't connect enough with our younger demographic.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30This is your idea of a solution?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33You bet you, Mr Dougie. The scores are...
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Mr Kevin has none. Aw-w!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40But Miss Gabby has two! Yay! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:40 > 0:07:42The amazing world of Clyde, ladies and gentlemen.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44'Now Gabby, I don't know if you...'
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Nancy, I've brought in the new creative head of my corporation
0:07:48 > 0:07:50to look at the show today.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Oh, OK. I heard you were bringing your son in.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55He is my son. Oh.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58We need the eyes of youth around here.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59You and I can remember
0:07:59 > 0:08:02back when Elton John was bald and married to a woman.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05HE LAUGHS Good times. Eh, Nancy?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08I'm only 12 months older than Amber.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Yes, you need a sense of humour when you get to our age.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I'm telling you, this kid knows what the young people want.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I want taramasalata and tortilla chips.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Ah, there he is!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22And I see you've got your father's good looks.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Shut up, orange face.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Oh, and not a little bit of his charm. Eh?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Josh, I want concrete ideas on every aspect of the production
0:08:31 > 0:08:33by the time I get back from the jewellers.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'm having a new cowbell fitted. All right.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Don't be long, papa. This lot look weird.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, we're not weird. We're just different,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Like the cast of Glee.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45And don't be afraid to crack the whip, Joshy...
0:08:45 > 0:08:46literally.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49UDDERS AND JOSH LAUGH
0:08:49 > 0:08:52THE OTHERS JOIN IN
0:08:52 > 0:08:53I don't know why we're laughing.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Neither do I but I'm not going to be the first to stop.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Stop!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Yes, I am funny, aren't I? Ciao.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Right, you lot, first things first, this show needs more peril.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06The celebrities should be wired up to the mains
0:09:06 > 0:09:09and get an electric shock every time they get something wrong.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Why don't we just shoot 'em in the head?(!)
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, now, that's better.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Well done, Gabby, though. You were off to a winning start.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I know. I had a flying start. But Kevin got back into it,
0:09:18 > 0:09:19towards the end there.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Gabby, do remind me never to move next door to you
0:09:21 > 0:09:24cos all me secrets would be out! Wouldn't they?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26If you air your dirty laundry, they will, Dougie.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Well, I like to parade around in me underwear
0:09:28 > 0:09:29and put the sprinkler on.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31I won't want to live next door to you, then!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Former gymnast against stand-up on a trampoline.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36The odds were against you. Weren't they, Kevin?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Do you own a trampoline? Have I what?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40ENGLISH ACCENT: Do you own a trampoline?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, look at that! Brilliant.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Now, why don't you do that all day?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47CONTINUES ACCENT: Just in case you have any more difficulties,
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'll just do the whole show like this. Oh, look at that!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50He's brilliant.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Anyway, on to round two in our hunt for the charity cash.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Let's see who we've got next.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57APPLAUSE
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Nature expert Jake Hamilton-Jones.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Welcome, Jake, our resident explorer.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Now, Jake, with mobile phones and the internet,
0:10:14 > 0:10:15is there anywhere on earth
0:10:15 > 0:10:17where you can really be away from civilisation?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Well, I haven't been there for a while
0:10:20 > 0:10:21but Norfolk might be worth a shot.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Hey, nice one!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24What game are you presenting tonight?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Tonight, Dougie, we will be playing Bird Droppings.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30CHEERING
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ah, g'day, Kevin, g'day, Gabby.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Hello. Quick pop quiz for you guys -
0:10:37 > 0:10:40you're being chased by a brown bear, what's your best course of action?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Run up a tree.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, common mistake, my friend.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46The correct answer is shoot it with a bazooka.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48LAUGHTER Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50That Puppet Game Show does not endorse
0:10:50 > 0:10:52the shooting of bears with bazookas.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55They're inaccurate and take a long time to reload.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Now, in each of these trees there lives a bird
0:10:57 > 0:10:58with three distinct bird calls.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Listen carefully,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02cos you'll need to remember which sound comes from which bird.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Now, in tree number one, over here, we've got a tropical bird.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Let's listen to her first call.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Bup-de-diddly-de-de,
0:11:09 > 0:11:12bup-de-diddly-de-de.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Now, the second.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16SHE WHISTLES
0:11:16 > 0:11:17And her third call.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Ah! Ah!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Ah, just like paradise.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25And over here in this mighty oak lives a bird of prey.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Let's hear her calls.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Eh-ya. E-e-eh-ya!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Second?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Poo-hoo, poo-hoo.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37And now, the bird of prey's fearsome final call.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Rah, rah, rah.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Quite fearsome indeed.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Now, over here, in tree number three,
0:11:43 > 0:11:45lives your typical Essex bird.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Let's hear her mysterious sounds.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Mwa-ah.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, stunning. Your next one?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Ca-caw, ca-caw.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57And the final call of the Essex bird.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58All right, babes.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00LAUGHTER
0:12:00 > 0:12:02How can you not love that beautiful creature?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Now then, these birds are timid little beasts but watch this -
0:12:06 > 0:12:08if you return their call,
0:12:08 > 0:12:10they'll reveal themselves and lay an egg for you,
0:12:10 > 0:12:11just like this.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Ca-caw, ca-caw!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Ca-caw, ca-caw.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Ah!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21So, you've got to remember which tree the call came from,
0:12:21 > 0:12:22run there with your bucket,
0:12:22 > 0:12:25then repeat the call and make the bird lay its egg.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Whoever gets the most will be the winner
0:12:27 > 0:12:28and two points will be added to the score.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31So Kevin, you go off backstage. See you later, Kev.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Gabby, grab your bucket and get into position.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Your time starts in three,
0:12:35 > 0:12:36two,
0:12:36 > 0:12:38one. Go!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Mwa-ah!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Quick quick, love.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Mwa-ah, mwa-ah.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Mwa-ah!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Oh, no!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Oh, that one's not going to make it back.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Bup-de-diddly-de-de, bup-de-diddly-de-de.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Bup-de-diddly-de-de,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Bup-de-diddly-de-de. Bup-de-diddly-de-de.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03CHEERING Great crowd.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06WHISTLING
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Quick, love, not that much time.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11SHE MIMICS THE WHISTLE
0:13:11 > 0:13:13CHEERING
0:13:13 > 0:13:15There you go.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Now you're going. Poo-hoo, poo-hoo.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Poo-hoo, poo-hoo.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23AUDIENCE: No! Poo-hoo. Oh!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Oh! Poor little fella. Ca-caw, ca-caw!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Ca-caw, ca-caw, ca-caw.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33CHEERING
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Love, got him! Great one.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Al right, babes.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40You all right, babes?
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Here!
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Yeah! Two in a row, love. Keep going!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47BUZZER SOUNDS
0:13:47 > 0:13:50You've got to love a Sheila who knows how to handle a bucket.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53All right, Gabby, come on over here, love.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Why don't we count them up and see how you did. OK.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58One. That's one.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Two. Two.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Three. Pretty good so far.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Four.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh, that's it. Four eggs? Yeah.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, that's not too bad.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yeah? OK. Thanks.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Come on out here, Kevin.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Thank you.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Cheers, Gabby.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Are you ready to tame the beasts? I'm ready to tame the beasts.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Take your bucket over there
0:14:19 > 0:14:22and I'm going to dive back into the bush.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23All right. See you there.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Good luck.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28All right - you ready, Kevin? Good to go, mate.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Your time begins in three, two, one...
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Go!
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Ca-caw, ca-caw!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Ca-caw, ca-caw!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Oh. Aw!
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Keep trying, mate.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50Bup-de-diddly-de-de!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Bup-de-diddly-de-de! Bup-de-diddly-de-de!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Bup-de-diddly-de-de!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Oh, ho-ho! Oh! Right tree, but you missed it.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Eh-ya! Eh-ya!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Pick up the pace, Kevin!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Eh-ya! Eh-ya!
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Eh-ya!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yeah. There you go, right in the bucket.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15All right, babes?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19All right, babes?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21That was a bit EastEnders - here we go.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24BIRD WHISTLES
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Eh...ooh-ee-ooh-ee-eh-ooh!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Good grab.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Ca-caw, ca-caw!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38KLAXON BLARES
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Just ran out of time, there.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45OK. All right, come on over here, Kevin.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Not much luck with the birds.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I'm not being racist, but they all sound the same to me.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53BIRDS CAW ANGRILY
0:15:53 > 0:15:57I think you've offended some of the birds, Kevin.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Sorry. All right, no worries.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Let's get Gabby back in over here. Come on in, love.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04If you remember, Gabby got four eggs,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06so you'll need five or more to beat her.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Let's see how you did.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm in position. One egg.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11That's one.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Two eggs. Two...
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Third egg and the final egg, so... By my count, you got three eggs.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19That makes Gabby our winner.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Gabby, two points will be added to your score, love.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Thank you very much.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28It's over to Clyde to see how that's affected the scores.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Hello, Clyde!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Yo, yo, yo! It's Clizzard in the house.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34What to do, nephew? Boom-ting!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Em, eh...I'm not entirely sure what you're talking about.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42It turns out I was skewing too young, so now I'm getting my teen-speak on.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Boom-ting!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm not booming anyone's ting. The scores, please, Clyde.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49HIP-HOP INTRO STARTS
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Here we go...
0:16:50 > 0:16:52# Gabby started out with an early lead
0:16:52 > 0:16:55# When it comes to a charity, that girl's got greed
0:16:55 > 0:16:57# Round Two, she beat him down like she did before
0:16:57 > 0:17:00# Kevin's got nothing and Gabby's got four. #
0:17:00 > 0:17:01What?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06APPLAUSE IN THE BACKGROUND
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Yes...what that last game needs is vampires. Sexy vampires.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11What, like in Twilight?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14No, don't be ridiculous. REAL vampires.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Oh, that's a great idea,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18but the problem is we'd only be able to shoot at night
0:17:18 > 0:17:21and then there's the whole THEY DON'T EXIST PROBLEM.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Don't bring me problems, Mancie. Bring me solutions.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25You know what, Josh? What?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27You're probably super-tired, right?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29There's taramasalata and chips in your dad's office.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Why don't you just...? All right, all right.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Ugh! He's going to ruin this show!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35It's unbelievable.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Who knows what other idiot ideas he has on that clipboard of his.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40We have to stop him.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Is murder still illegal in this country?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Of course it is!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47And yet you run over an armadillo
0:17:47 > 0:17:48and you don't even stop the car!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52You zink zees Josh will get rid of us?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Don't be silly, Francoise.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Without us, what would they have to cut to in the middle of a scene?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Mais oui.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00You know, you can't blame the kid.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02He's been given everything on a plate.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05That would turn anyone into a self-centred monster
0:18:05 > 0:18:07who thinks the world revolves around them
0:18:07 > 0:18:12while their sister works SO hard and gets NO recognition at all!
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Hey, sis, you'll never get a boyfriend frowning like that.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19It's your classic nature vs nurture.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I knew a boy in Africa who'd been brought up by a colony of ants
0:18:22 > 0:18:23and he turned out completely normal.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Mind you, he could carry seven times his own body weight in his jaws.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32Wow, Jake, you've seen so much. Too much.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I still get nightmares about the time I got mauled.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Africa? No.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Cardiff. At a party.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41DOUGIE: Well, well done, Gabby.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Two more points there. I know.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46You got four eggs, or a pundit's dozen, as it's known.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47But hard luck, Kev.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50One more egg would have saved your bacon.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I'm going to call it a quarter-dozen
0:18:52 > 0:18:54to make it sound a bit more than three.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55A quarter dozen eggs. Yeah.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58So, plenty of time left to bag that cash for charity.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Let's find out who's in store for Round Three.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10ANNOUNCER: Show business expert Amber O'Neill!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17What have you been up to this week, Amber?
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Well, I've just been in Lye-ses-ter Square
0:19:21 > 0:19:23to watch Kian and Nicky from Westlife
0:19:23 > 0:19:26putting their handprints in concrete.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Wow! I didn't realise the boys were doing so well. Oh, yeah!
0:19:29 > 0:19:33The building work they're doing is looking great.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Well, at least they're earning.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36DOUGIE: Right, so...
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Mancie, those last ideas I gave you - forget them.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh, that's great, because health and safety would have been all over
0:19:42 > 0:19:43that Russian Roulette game.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Yes. I've got a better idea.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47The next game should be done completely in the dark.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49MANCIE LAUGHS
0:19:49 > 0:19:51What? Seriously?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Seriously.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55What game have you got for us, Amber?
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Tonight, we will be playing Life's A Speech!
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Oh, wow, I'm SO excited seeing you two guys together.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Oh, Gabby, I love your dress, it's just beautiful.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And Kevin, you are just gorgeous.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16There's one thing I like more than a man in a suit
0:20:16 > 0:20:19and that's a man out of his suit.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23You know what I mean? I think I know exactly what you mean.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24AMBER GIGGLES
0:20:24 > 0:20:26OK, OK, OK...
0:20:26 > 0:20:28You're a flirt, aren't you?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Yeah, you got a problem with that?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34If you want to be a truly huge star like Tiger Woods,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37you'll undoubtedly make the odd mistake along the way
0:20:37 > 0:20:41and find yourself having to make a public apology.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42It's all part of the fame game.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45So I've prepared each of you an apology
0:20:45 > 0:20:48which you'll deliver with heartfelt sadness.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51However, I've left out some of the words.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Your job is to read the speech and fill in the blanks.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Whoever fills in the most blanks correctly will win the game
0:20:58 > 0:21:01and two points will be added to your total.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Amber, change of plan.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Monkey, kill the lights! Hit it, Monkey!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12OK, I guess, we're going to do the game in the dark.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Kevin, we're going to start with you,
0:21:15 > 0:21:17so Gabby, make your way backstage.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Go very, very carefully, cos it's dark.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I hope there'll be someone waiting for you out there!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25OK, and...um...Kevin, do you think you can make your way
0:21:25 > 0:21:28to the podium in the dark? Of course.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32You're live in three, two, one...
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Cue!
0:21:47 > 0:21:48..Michael McIntyre...
0:22:00 > 0:22:01..Glasgow.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04One person to whom I owe a particular apology...
0:22:06 > 0:22:07..David Dimbleby...
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I didn't mean to cause any offence,
0:22:17 > 0:22:19but to those who were most offended...
0:22:26 > 0:22:27..And I Know It.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35..Casino Royale...eh...
0:22:36 > 0:22:38..and James Bond II and III.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39WRONG ANSWER BUZZER
0:22:45 > 0:22:48..Newcastle, Nottingham and Northampton.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50WRONG ANSWER BUZZER Norwich.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05..Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Saturn, Uranus...
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Eh...Neptune and...Mercury.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10WRONG ANSWER BUZZER
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Saturn...Jupiter...
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Like this.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Oh, Kevin, be careful - you don't want to fall over.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I wished it was me you were hugging at the end there.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31OK, OK...this is going better than I thought.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Where do you want the lamp? Just right there, Sam. OK.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37You shouldn't have made it dark on her game -
0:23:37 > 0:23:39SHE is the pretty one.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41You know, some people just never...
0:23:41 > 0:23:42DING!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45You have a crush on Amber. No, I don't.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Yes, you do! You like her!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50No, no - quiet, Mancie, get on with your work! Huh!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Monkey, turn on the lights.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Awesome...oh!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh, wow, the lights are on!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Let's welcome back Gabby.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02You did really well.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Hi, Gabby. Hi, hi.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08OK - now you go offstage. OK.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10In the dark, or...? No, no.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Have you got your eyes open? It's light now!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16OK, so, it's your turn now.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18You have to make your way to the podium.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Can you give me any clues? Yeah. Make your way to the podium.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Oh, right...!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25OK.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28You're live in three, two, one...
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Cue!
0:24:42 > 0:24:43..Dan Walker...
0:24:55 > 0:24:56..Norwich.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59My dress was inspired by Lady Gaga.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03I love her and I'd love to see her play at the national rugby stadiums
0:25:03 > 0:25:05of England - Twickenham - Scotland - Murrayfield -
0:25:05 > 0:25:07and Wales - the Millennium Stadium.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24I have absolutely no idea here where I'm going with this one.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Sorry, JK Rowling.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31If you can find it within your hearts to forgive me...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41..Mrs...Cameron - Samantha, indeed, is her name.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52..Cardiff, Colchester...
0:25:52 > 0:25:53WRONG ANSWER BUZZER ..Coventry...
0:25:54 > 0:25:55..Cranford...
0:25:55 > 0:25:57WRONG ANSWER BUZZER ..Caerphilly...
0:25:57 > 0:25:59WRONG ANSWER BUZZER
0:25:59 > 0:26:01..uh...Cape Town...
0:26:01 > 0:26:02WRONG ANSWER BUZZER
0:26:02 > 0:26:05C-C-C-Can't help myself.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Carlisle!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Gabby, come on over here. You did great.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28It's more difficult than it looks. Yes, it is.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I'm going to get Kevin back. Kevin, come here!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Well, Gabby, you did brilliantly, but Kevin, even in a blackout,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39you got the most answers correct,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41so you win two points and win the game!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Thanks.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Thank you so much for playing Life's A Speech.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Well, two points there for Kevin. Clyde, what's that done to t'scores?
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Hiya, Dougie.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Oh! Aye-aye, you've had a make over.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I don't believe it.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Yeah, believe it.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Apparently, blue is all the rage.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02On the up side, my wife says
0:27:02 > 0:27:05it's like making love to a complete stranger.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Hang on a second...
0:27:06 > 0:27:07DOUGIE SPLUTTERS
0:27:07 > 0:27:08The scores, please, Clyde!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Scotland's got two, Girl From The Olympics, four.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16DOUGIE: Thank you very much, Clyde...
0:27:16 > 0:27:17I thought of bringing my son to work,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20but I didn't want to be accused of nepotism.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Before he gets to our position,
0:27:22 > 0:27:24he should learn the business from the ground up, like we did.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I'm washing underpants.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30No, Monkey - we're washing underpants.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Mm! Well, well played.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34You're back int' game. Right back in.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Now, good news - the James Bond producers have been on the phone
0:27:37 > 0:27:40and they've offered you the part of the villain in the new Bond film,
0:27:40 > 0:27:41James Bond IV.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Is that right? After II and III.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45The fourth one, I'm so looking forward to it.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Good work, Amber. You survived.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49OK, I need your help. I'm ahead of you.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52I just signed you up for a new dating website.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55What? It's called Cellmate Soul Mates.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56They're not picky.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58I don't want to date a prisoner.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59No, listen to me.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03I think that Josh likes you. Will you talk to him?
0:28:03 > 0:28:06There's a lot at stake here, people's jobs.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09All right. I'll talk to Josh. Yes!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11DOUGIE ON TV: Time to stop watching so much...
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Hi, Josh. Oh... Having fun. Yes, yeah...
0:28:14 > 0:28:17How does a handsome kid like you spend has time?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Computer games?
0:28:19 > 0:28:22No - being charming and sophisticated
0:28:22 > 0:28:25and playing with my Lego...oh...
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Oh...!
0:28:27 > 0:28:29What's the matter with him?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31I guess he has a problem talking to girls.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Never had a problem talking to Mancie.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Oh, guys don't think of Mancie as a girl.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37She's more like a mom figure.
0:28:37 > 0:28:38Huh! That's ridiculous.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42And if you're going outside, wear a coat, young lady!
0:28:42 > 0:28:43You've got a little schmutz - hold on.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45On my face? Thanks...
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Well, I'm waiting to read Harry Potter with my kids,
0:28:49 > 0:28:50cos they're seven, you see.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52I feel really bad for JK Rowling,
0:28:52 > 0:28:54cos the world probably knows those answers
0:28:54 > 0:28:55and they're shouting at the screen.
0:28:55 > 0:28:56Best-selling books of all time,
0:28:56 > 0:28:58but not good enough for the Logans.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Right, let's stop chattering and get onto Round Four
0:29:02 > 0:29:04and meet our next guest in the quest for a charity prize -
0:29:04 > 0:29:06who have we got?
0:29:11 > 0:29:15ANNOUNCER: Science expert Dr Strabismus!
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Welcome, Dr Strabismus.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24What's been happening in the world of science this week, Doc?
0:29:24 > 0:29:28I have been following the progress of the Mars rover.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30You know, I helped to design it.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32It was my idea to put the bumper sticker on
0:29:32 > 0:29:34saying "Honk If You're Horny."
0:29:34 > 0:29:37I really had to fight for it.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40NASA wanted to put "Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost."
0:29:40 > 0:29:41They're so stupid.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44So, Doc, what game are we playing tonight?
0:29:44 > 0:29:48Tonight, we will be playing Blow By Blow.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Welcome, Gabby and Kevin,
0:29:54 > 0:29:58to a challenge I have called Blow By Blow.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Behind you, you can see my hot dog assistants
0:30:01 > 0:30:04have lit the last of many candles -
0:30:04 > 0:30:07100, to be exact, on each side.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11This will be a race to extinguish your candles as quickly as possible.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13Only blowing is allowed.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17You will notice that your final candle is contained.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20For the hot dogs to release it,
0:30:20 > 0:30:24you must have first blown out all 99 candles behind you.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Two points are available to the winner,
0:30:26 > 0:30:29so get to your starting places, please.
0:30:29 > 0:30:30Come on, then.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Are you ready, Kevin? Yes.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Are you ready, Gabby? Come on!
0:30:41 > 0:30:42Don't try this one at home.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Three, two, one...blow!
0:30:45 > 0:30:47SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:30:47 > 0:30:50This is a blowing contest of the ages.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Oh, it's quite a contest! Oh, yeah.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01Look at his technique, it's very good!
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Oh, she's doing strips of them in a row.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Here comes Kevin - he's forgot one, behind him.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11Oh! Could go either way, Doctor.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17She's ahead of him - Kevin, you can catch up!
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Oh, she has incredible lung power,
0:31:21 > 0:31:23that Gabby Logan. She does, yeah.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26There she goes... She's at the final one.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27She's the winner!
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Stop blowing, stop blowing, we have a winner.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Gabby, you were the first to blow out all 100 candles,
0:31:36 > 0:31:38good for you! Thank you.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42Kevin, you just got a little bit thrown by those last few ones.
0:31:42 > 0:31:47That was a bit risky. We could have burnt our Bridges.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49I said, "We could have burnt our bridges."
0:31:49 > 0:31:51I heard you the first time.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Congratulations, Gabby,
0:31:55 > 0:31:58and thank you for playing Blow By Blow.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Dr Strabismus, is that supposed to happen?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Oh! That shouldn't have caught fire.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09Ha-ha! Oh, if I had a pound for every time I've said that...
0:32:09 > 0:32:12OK, hot dogs, save yourselves - run!
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Oh...whoa...clear the set, everyone!
0:32:14 > 0:32:18There's a flaming fire - literally, a flaming fire!
0:32:18 > 0:32:19Argh! Oh!
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Oh, it's burning, that fire...
0:32:22 > 0:32:25OK, everyone, there's no need to panic.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28We'll be back on in a couple of minutes.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29I'm a good person.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31I don't deserve any of this.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Don't worry, Mancie. I'll handle this.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Think I need to take my shirt off?
0:32:35 > 0:32:38No! Better do anyway, just to be safe.
0:32:38 > 0:32:39Rrrgh!
0:32:39 > 0:32:41AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:32:41 > 0:32:42JOSH COUGHS
0:32:42 > 0:32:46Oh, Josh, we must stop meeting like this.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Oh, hey, Kevin.
0:32:49 > 0:32:50This is like the old days, right?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52You and me? Eh...
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Come on, don't say you don't remember me?
0:32:54 > 0:32:56We were both playing the Scottish nightclub circuit,
0:32:56 > 0:33:00needed the cash - we took part in that trial for a new flu drug.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02I remember playing the Scottish nightclub circuit.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05There you go - memory loss was one of the side effects.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Say, have you got that 20 I lent you?
0:33:07 > 0:33:09I'll take it in two tens,
0:33:09 > 0:33:10four fives, whatever.
0:33:12 > 0:33:13Thanks. I'll see you the next time
0:33:13 > 0:33:15there's a hay fever drugs trial.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Thought you said it was a flu drug? What's the difference?
0:33:17 > 0:33:19It all comes out your nose, right?
0:33:21 > 0:33:22Hi, Gabby. Hey.
0:33:22 > 0:33:23Gabby, remember the time
0:33:23 > 0:33:25we took part in the trial for that new flu drug?
0:33:25 > 0:33:26LAUGHING: Nice try, Kev.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33All clear, Mancie. Great.
0:33:33 > 0:33:37OK, people, we're back on - we've got a show to finish.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40CHEERING
0:33:40 > 0:33:41You can put your shirt back on.
0:33:41 > 0:33:45Hm - better leave it off, just in case it starts up again.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48Oh, that were a bit of fun, weren't it?
0:33:48 > 0:33:50First darkness, now fire!
0:33:50 > 0:33:53It's like a TV apocalypse. But in a good way.
0:33:53 > 0:33:54On with t'show.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Welcome back, Gabby. Welcome back, Kev.
0:33:58 > 0:33:59Let's go to Clyde.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Yeah, yeah. I'm still here.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Just leave the crustacean in the hot metal box
0:34:03 > 0:34:05while the studio goes up in flames.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Good to see you back to your normal self, fully restored.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Yeah, well, turns out disgruntled crabs
0:34:10 > 0:34:11make up a huge part of our audience
0:34:11 > 0:34:13and they like me the way I am.
0:34:13 > 0:34:18Anyway, scores are Braveheart, two, Sporty Spice, six.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21Thank you very much, Clyde.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24So, how's it going, Mancie?
0:34:24 > 0:34:28Oh, well, nothing to report here, Mr McGhee.
0:34:28 > 0:34:29Everything's running like clock...
0:34:29 > 0:34:31You're going to be OK.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32You're going to be OK.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34AUDIENCE GROANS
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Oh! Ha-ha! What a nice cowbell. Ooh - thank you, yes.
0:34:38 > 0:34:4124-carat gold, Swiss craftsmanship.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Won't be getting lost in a hurry with this little baby.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45COWBELL RINGS
0:34:45 > 0:34:48So, Joshie, how do we fix the show?
0:34:48 > 0:34:49I'll tell you how you need to fix it.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52You need to change... Yes?
0:34:53 > 0:34:54You need to change...
0:34:55 > 0:34:56..nothing.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58It's perfect the way it is.
0:34:58 > 0:34:59We're ruined!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01No, wait, we're good again.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Would this be the right time
0:35:03 > 0:35:04to request a raise?
0:35:04 > 0:35:06The only thing I can suggest
0:35:06 > 0:35:08is that you give Amber a night off -
0:35:08 > 0:35:09say Friday?
0:35:09 > 0:35:10Oh. All right.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Well, come on, let's get home.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16I've got the Obamas coming round to play Rude Scrabble.
0:35:16 > 0:35:17Right-oh.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20At last, they're gone.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Can I fart now? No!
0:35:22 > 0:35:24STRAINED: All right.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Amber, what did you do?
0:35:26 > 0:35:28I agreed to go to his prom Friday.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31You're used to being the oldest in the room -
0:35:31 > 0:35:32how do I handle it?
0:35:32 > 0:35:35You know what? One more crack about my age
0:35:35 > 0:35:37and I'll tell everyone your hair isn't naturally purple.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39You wouldn't! Oh, I would,
0:35:39 > 0:35:41and I'll also tell you something else.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Your green roots are showing. Oh!
0:35:44 > 0:35:46AMBER GROANS
0:35:46 > 0:35:47IAN BREAKS WIND
0:35:47 > 0:35:48Ugh!
0:35:48 > 0:35:51All right, everybody, you heard the little twerp -
0:35:51 > 0:35:53our show is perfect, so get out there and...
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Ugh! Oh, Ian...
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Sorry, Mancie.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Oh, Ian, what did you eat?
0:36:00 > 0:36:01Ugh...
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Well done, Gabby, you stretched your lead again. Thank you.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Yeah, how do you feel? A little bit out of breath, actually.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08It's quite tough, that, it makes you go a bit dizzy.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Kevin, don't worry, you can still catch up.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12It was tough. There was a lot of candles.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14I felt like Bruce Forsyth on his birthday.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16DOUGIE LAUGHS
0:36:16 > 0:36:17Oh, brilliant!
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Anyway, time for our final game.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21"Who's our expert?" you're probably asking.
0:36:21 > 0:36:22Why, it's me.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25So if you'll please join me onstage for our Puppet End Game.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Well, welcome along to t'final round!
0:36:32 > 0:36:34The scores are six to Gabby and two to Kevin,
0:36:34 > 0:36:36so you're both still in with a chance
0:36:36 > 0:36:38of winning ?10,000 for charity.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41For this game, knowledge is points-winning power
0:36:41 > 0:36:42as our six experts will ask you questions
0:36:42 > 0:36:44based on their specialist subjects.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46For each question you get right,
0:36:46 > 0:36:48a point will be added to your final score.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Everyone read with their questions?
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Ready! Ready. Let's give it a go, Dougie.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Right, OK, then - let's kick off the End Game.
0:36:56 > 0:36:57Ooh.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59This week, the first question comes from...
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Amber, Showbiz.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05My yoga buddy is married to Chris Martin of Coldplay.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06What's her name?
0:37:06 > 0:37:07Oh, Gabby.
0:37:07 > 0:37:08Gwyneth Paltrow.
0:37:08 > 0:37:09Correct.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Dr Strabismus, Science.
0:37:11 > 0:37:16I observe a pomegranate a day, hoping for a scientific epiphany
0:37:16 > 0:37:18like Isaac Newton had
0:37:18 > 0:37:19when he observed which...?
0:37:19 > 0:37:20Oh, Gabby Logan?
0:37:20 > 0:37:21Gravity.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22No.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24..Isaac Newton had when he observed which fruit?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26No!
0:37:26 > 0:37:27I don't have a clue.
0:37:27 > 0:37:28An apple!
0:37:28 > 0:37:30Jake, Nature.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Which animal family has taken up residence in my back yard?
0:37:33 > 0:37:35There's a boomer, a flyer and a joey.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Logan? Kangaroo?
0:37:37 > 0:37:38You got it.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Eddie, Music.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Great crooners Bieber, Buble, and Bryan - Adams -
0:37:44 > 0:37:45all come from which country?
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Oh, that's Bridges.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48Canadian, Canada.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49Correct.
0:37:49 > 0:37:50Look at him go!
0:37:50 > 0:37:51Dr Strabismus, Science.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54During a heated phone call with NASA, I yelled,
0:37:54 > 0:37:56"Houston, we have a problem",
0:37:56 > 0:37:58like the famous transmission from which...?
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Oh, Kevin Bridges.
0:38:00 > 0:38:01Apollo 13?
0:38:01 > 0:38:02That's absolutely correct.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Eddie, Music.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06I've been asked to compose a jaunty jingle
0:38:06 > 0:38:08for the Radio 1 Breakfast Show.
0:38:08 > 0:38:09Remind me who presents it.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Gabby? Nick Grimshaw?
0:38:11 > 0:38:12Correct.
0:38:12 > 0:38:13Taptackle, Sports.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15KLAXON BLARES
0:38:15 > 0:38:16Oh!
0:38:16 > 0:38:18That sound signals the end of the round,
0:38:18 > 0:38:20so we've come to the end of the show.
0:38:20 > 0:38:21Woo!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Clyde, what are the final scores?
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Well, after a brain-pinching final round,
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Kevin has four points.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30But the winner is Gabby, with nine points!
0:38:33 > 0:38:34Brilliant! Well played.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Congratulations, kisses all round.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39You win ten grand for the charity of your choice.
0:38:39 > 0:38:40Who's it going to, Gabby?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42It's going to The Disabilities Trust,
0:38:42 > 0:38:45which is a fantastic charity which helps rehabilitate people
0:38:45 > 0:38:48who've had brain injuries after birth.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51It does magnificent work - they'll be delighted with that.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Fantastic - ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant Gabby Logan
0:38:53 > 0:38:56and the sensational Kevin Bridges!
0:38:56 > 0:38:57Well done, Gabby. Well done.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Well, there's just enough time left for me
0:39:00 > 0:39:02to say that's all we've got time for tonight,
0:39:02 > 0:39:03so...
0:39:04 > 0:39:05That's all we've got time for tonight!
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Say goodbye, everyone. ALL: Good night!
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Thanks for watching - see you next time, good night!
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Well, guys, we survived in one piece.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49I kinda feel sorry for that Josh.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Really? Why?
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Kids like that get everything.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54One day, some kid will walk up
0:39:54 > 0:39:56to him in the playground and say,
0:39:56 > 0:39:57"I don't care your dad is,
0:39:57 > 0:40:00"I'm gonna smack you in the mouth!"
0:40:00 > 0:40:03I just wish I could be there when it happens.
0:40:04 > 0:40:05I hear you.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08You know, he wasn't that bad...