0:00:02 > 0:00:04Yes, Mr Mayor.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06No, I totally agree 100%.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Mr Trump, you're going to be late for the finale.
0:00:08 > 0:00:13- Get me the fastest driver anywhere in the world.- Yes, Mr Trump.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16I have to go now. We're doing a live finale of Celebrity Apprentice.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20I think it's going to be amazing. You take care of yourself. Bye.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:28 > 0:00:3415 weeks, 18 celebrities and it all comes down to this very big moment.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Who will become the next Celebrity Apprentice,
0:00:37 > 0:00:42pop star Clay Aiken or late-night artist Arsenio Hall?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48It's going to be a tough decision.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Mario Andretti, I'm really glad it's you. Let's go!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Hop in, Mr Trump. Don't worry, I won't mess up your hair.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06MOTOR REVS
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Step on it, we're late.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47HE LAUGHS Thanks, Mario. Oh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Wow.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50- Holy- BLEEP!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Any time, boss. Good luck with the show.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Live from the American Museum of Natural History
0:02:17 > 0:02:18in New York City,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22it's the season finale of The Celebrity Apprentice.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Wow! Whoa!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Thank you.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hello, man.
0:02:45 > 0:02:51Here he is, right on time, Mr Donald Trump.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Thank you. Thank you.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Thank you.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05This season was amazing.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Once again, we raised a tremendous amount of money,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12over 2 million for charity.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14What other show does that? Nobody!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19We had an incredible cast.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22And tonight, we're down to the final two -
0:03:22 > 0:03:24pop star Clay Aiken
0:03:24 > 0:03:27and late-night legend... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:27 > 0:03:31..Arsenio Hall. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:32 > 0:03:36One of them will become the Celebrity Apprentice
0:03:36 > 0:03:38and make a lot of money for charity.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Right now, it's anyone's game. Take a look.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50This season on The Celebrity Apprentice,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Mr Trump invited the most celebrities ever -
0:03:53 > 0:03:5718 of the biggest names in the business came to New York City,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00ready to fight hard in the name of charity.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Come here, little one.- Aw.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm sorry if I'm being emotional,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06but I'm just extremely proud to be here with you.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09You have your arguments with others, but this is all for charity,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11and so that's why we're here.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17It was the most explosive season ever.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's for charity!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Slow down!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23This is your fault, Trump.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Along the way, emotions hit rock bottom.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28How old are we?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Lisa's lucky because I would throw her right through that wall.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Every last one of yous are bitches.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- I'm sorry, at 50-something years old...- 50-something?!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37BOTH: No, she didn't!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40But also soared to new heights.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Live long and prosper. - ALL: Woo!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- I love Celebrity Apprentice. - Thank you.
0:04:45 > 0:04:4820,000! CHEERING
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Each week, a celebrity heard Mr Trump's dreaded words.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You're fired. You're fired. You're fire.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58But two showed they have everything it takes to become
0:04:58 > 0:05:01the Celebrity Apprentice - late-night legend Arsenio Hall...
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Woof, woof, woof!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06..and American Idol superstar Clay Aiken.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08You tell her that I don't want to come in second on another TV show.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11They both gave it all for their charity.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14It's a 30,000 check.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- 'Oh, my goodness!'- Bam!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20I wanted to win it for Magic so bad, you have no idea. You have no idea.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23You've got a total of 50,000 for your charity.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Knowing how many kids it's going to help
0:05:25 > 0:05:27really made me want that 250,000.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29They battled hard to make it to the end.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30I was trying to make it better.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32No, you're being condescending, that's all.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- When you're- BLEEP- with me and disrespect me, it's on.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Throughout the journey,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39they proved that in the face of competition, friendships can form.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Arsenio and I, we think a lot alike.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43And for that reason, we work well together.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45You find all the "jirt" in the house.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Cut. Cut a second. Should we work with the word dirt to get that D?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Put your tongue right there. Dirt. Put your tongue...- Dirt.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You're good with this.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Now they must set their friendship aside...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58The pressure is extra on.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I'm going to kick Clay's butt.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01..and go head-to-head.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- You're finalists. - I'm having a little deja vu.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- I am not that heavy. - CLAY LAUGHS
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's going to be a shame to have to beat him,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10but I have been a runner-up before,
0:06:10 > 0:06:11so I'll make sure it doesn't happen again.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13For their final task,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Clay and Arsenio were given their biggest and toughest challenge.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You're going to sell tickets to raise money for your charity.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23You're going to create a 30-second charity awareness ad and
0:06:23 > 0:06:26you're going to produce a variety show to entertain your guests.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28The entertainment will be you.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32And eight celebrities return to help them get the job done.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Good luck. Make lots of money for your charities. Thank you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Both project managers played to their strengths.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40The plan is to do a comedy show,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42probably a lot of stand-up but a lot of funny.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Every single person on this team is a performer.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46So we're very music heavy.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49The event itself is a fancy carnival.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52For their charity act, Team Arsenio went back in time...
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Fortunately, we got rid of all the fashion and the hair
0:06:55 > 0:06:59from the '80s. But unfortunately, we still have HIV and AIDS.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02..while Clay kept it all about the kids.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03You ready? Go.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Don't let it come up on your side.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06In the cutting room,
0:07:06 > 0:07:10missing footage threatened to derail Arsenio's charity ad.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- 'The Magic Johnson foundation...' - They better move that camera.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15This is impossible to cut. 'I was scared to death.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17'Adam might have messed this up for me.'
0:07:17 > 0:07:19There is no way I can use this.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21And Team Clay hit a wall planning their party.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23My cousin is feverishly working.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'm not going to paint a wall that I'm being judged on
0:07:25 > 0:07:28If I don't know what's being painted.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's the comedians...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Are you ready to laugh? - AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33..versus the musicians.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36# We're not going to take it... # Come on!
0:07:36 > 0:07:42As these two fierce competitors face off in their final match.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47Because tonight, only one will be named the Celebrity Apprentice.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Yes!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55# Money, money, money, money
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# Money!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00# Money, money, money, money
0:08:00 > 0:08:01# Money!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05# Some people got to have it
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# Ye-eah
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# Some people really need it
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# Hey, listen to me, y'all
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# Do things, do things, do things
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# Bad things with it
0:08:19 > 0:08:21# Dollar bills, y'all Come on
0:08:21 > 0:08:25# That mean, oh, mean
0:08:25 > 0:08:27# Mean green
0:08:27 > 0:08:30# Almighty dollar
0:08:30 > 0:08:33# You know that money...
0:08:34 > 0:08:38# Give me a nickel, brother Can you spare a dime?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# Money can drive some people
0:08:41 > 0:08:45# Out of their minds
0:08:45 > 0:08:48# No good, no good
0:08:48 > 0:08:49# Money
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# Money, money, money, money
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# Money! #
0:09:03 > 0:09:07'Fortunately, we got rid of the hair and the fashion from the '80s.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10'Unfortunately, we still have HIV and AIDS.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14'Here's a man who knows a lot more about it than I do. Earv?'
0:09:14 > 0:09:18'Hey, Arsenio. Not a bad pass for a comedian.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22'The Magic Johnson Foundation, we'll address the social...'
0:09:22 > 0:09:26'We're here at the editing facility working on the charity awareness ad
0:09:26 > 0:09:27'and when I saw'
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Magic standing like this, talking...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34'..I was worried, I was very, very worried.'
0:09:34 > 0:09:36'The Magic Johnson Foundation...'
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- ARSENIO GROANS - We said camera left.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41We didn't say turn him to the left.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- No.- As long as where he's looking there's a camera...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46There better be a camera.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48He said there's two more clips coming in.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51One just... Oh! One just finished downloading.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Yeah, this is like eight minutes long.- Oh.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57OK, well, let's watch the whole eight minutes and then cry.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01'We have 150 kids on scholarship, college of their choice.'
0:10:01 > 0:10:04'While the footage wasn't what I'd wanted,
0:10:04 > 0:10:08'I had my guys out in LA film the Magic Johnson footage,
0:10:08 > 0:10:10'and they are not a professional crew.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12'If you get into that edit bay'
0:10:12 > 0:10:15and you don't have choices, you're screwed.
0:10:15 > 0:10:21'And I'm feeling concerned that my guys let down Arsenio.'
0:10:25 > 0:10:29'We'll address the health, social, education
0:10:29 > 0:10:32'and technology needs of minorities across the country.'
0:10:33 > 0:10:35'And action.'
0:10:36 > 0:10:39'Arsenio, thank you for being my close friend...'
0:10:39 > 0:10:41We got his other angle.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- We're good, we're good.- That's good.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- This'll work.- Yeah, that's good. - Cool.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- We're all right. - 'Not a bad pass for a comedian.'
0:10:52 > 0:10:55'There's a God somewhere because we found a piece where he's looking
0:10:55 > 0:10:58'forward, so that problem is all right now, we're going to be fine.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01'I see two of Magic's eyes.'
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Phew! That's all I want,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I just wanted to see both of his eyes at one time.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07That's magical to me.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- This is good.- Yeah, it's fine.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I think he just wants a sampling of work that shows something
0:11:15 > 0:11:19kind of elegant and somewhere along the same lines of what we're doing.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23'Aubrey had a vision of painting the walls for our party tomorrow.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26'And in the midst of calling my cousin Christine,
0:11:26 > 0:11:29'who's a mural painter, trying to pull people together'
0:11:29 > 0:11:31and get everything set
0:11:31 > 0:11:33to start painting in the morning,
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Clay brings up the fact that he needs to see sketches
0:11:36 > 0:11:38before anything can happen.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Listen, I like the idea of a mural.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41I'm for it, I think it's a great idea.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43It does make the walls look great.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46But until I know what the murals are going to be... You know,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49if it looks like graffiti, I don't want it up on the walls.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52'It had nothing to do with me not trusting Debbie.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53'I'm responsible for this room'
0:11:53 > 0:11:56and I need more than just Debbie's word in order to feel
0:11:56 > 0:12:00'comfortable with having someone paint all over my walls.'
0:12:00 > 0:12:03At the end of the day, the axe can only fall on my neck.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm pissed, to be honest.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Because it's me actually calling you, who's in my family,
0:12:11 > 0:12:12who does this for a living,
0:12:12 > 0:12:16and I'm being doubted and I'm being micromanaged as to even what
0:12:16 > 0:12:19I say to you on the phone, and I'm like... I'm just pissed now.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20'This is not'
0:12:20 > 0:12:23how I want to end the night before the event,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25'with all this uncertainty, lack of trust.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26'On top of all of this,'
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I've got to get the music done.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I want to be in good voice, which requires some calm
0:12:30 > 0:12:31and some centring.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33And right now, I'm like a basket case.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35And I'm really stressed.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39What can we do to now give him peace of mind to execute what
0:12:39 > 0:12:42he asked me to execute without him now freaking out
0:12:42 > 0:12:46and going with dirty white walls, which would be a huge mistake?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53We'll bring out our celebrities in just a moment.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56First, everyone knows I'm a businessman.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59But I've always thought there's one thing even more
0:12:59 > 0:13:01important than business, and that's family.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Ivanka, Eric and Don, who's away, I'll tell you something,
0:13:05 > 0:13:08they've really done a great job, don't you think?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:13 > 0:13:16All right, let's get back to business.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24CLAY: OK, so when we get in here, hopefully,
0:13:24 > 0:13:26the Astroturf will be close to going down
0:13:26 > 0:13:28and we'll just need all hands to just be willing
0:13:28 > 0:13:30and ready to do whatever is necessary.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33'So it's the morning of our event and we're headed over to the venue.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36'Our final task is to create a charity awareness ad,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39'to plan and host a charity event, to produce'
0:13:39 > 0:13:42a variety show and to raise as much money as possible
0:13:42 > 0:13:43by selling tickets to our event.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I'm, like, so stressed I forgot to be excited.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- I always stress, though.- I do too.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I'm very serious about everything being perfect, so...
0:13:49 > 0:13:52We had the time of our lives, and you know what?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55You've never felt like this before.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59'That mural situation really upset me. And I just needed'
0:13:59 > 0:14:03to find out a way to put Clay at ease.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06'So my cousin e-mails me pictures of her work'
0:14:06 > 0:14:10and I have my fingers crossed that Clay's going to love it.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- So let me see pictures of...- OK. - ..what she's done in the past.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21See how she did a dimension of the canopy?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- It's amazing.- To look like the feeling has depth.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Listen, that's all I wanted to know.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28All I wanted to know is that... I wanted to see that she wasn't
0:14:28 > 0:14:30drawing with a pencil and coloured pencils.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31I understand.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35'We had to take this crazy journey to get to something brilliant.'
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Trust goes a long way when you're trying to get something done
0:14:38 > 0:14:41'in a time crunch. And thank God Clay'
0:14:41 > 0:14:43likes what he sees.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46She might be able to do the "Let's all play" in that lettering.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47- What about that as an idea?- Yeah.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Oh, Magic Johnson!- Yay!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58That looks so great.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00'This venue is really great.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02'There's a performance area in the centre of it
0:15:02 > 0:15:05'and there's a curtain blocking me from the performance area
0:15:05 > 0:15:08'and there's a curtain blocking Clay from the performance area
0:15:08 > 0:15:10'and our separate parties will be going on
0:15:10 > 0:15:12'and at a certain point, our parties will merge'
0:15:12 > 0:15:15and go to the performance area and the show will begin.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Now, the question with Teresa and Paul,
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I just want to give these guys some business.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Yeah, that's good.- And I'll play off them
0:15:25 > 0:15:27and I'll talk to them and I'll have fun.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29'We've got to put on a variety show
0:15:29 > 0:15:31'and we've got to figure out how to incorporate'
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Paul and Teresa.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I was thinking about coming up with a joke for you, Paul.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39"You know, Adam, I didn't like you at first but, you know,
0:15:39 > 0:15:41"now that we've been working together for a while,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44"I'm starting to look at you as a son,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47"which means you're going to get hit with a wrench in about ten minutes."
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- That was funny, dude.- Everybody will get that.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56'Adam's going to write lines for Paul and Teresa and I'm like, "OK,'
0:15:56 > 0:15:58"write something for them," cos believe me,
0:15:58 > 0:15:59none of them two could ad-lib.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I've been on the end of that and it doesn't work out.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Arsenio, you and I are great together.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09I feel like we've got a great chemistry
0:16:09 > 0:16:12and I want to do a couple of jokes with you,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I want to roast you a little bit.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- But I want you to...- Adam, how about what I want?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18What do you want?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20We've been through this a lot of times, man.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Can I have a little bit of what I want?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Can you just meet me halfway?- This is a little bit.- No, absolutely not.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27'Adam's a very strong personality and'
0:16:27 > 0:16:31no matter what you lock in on, Adam will say, "I got an idea."
0:16:31 > 0:16:36'And he wanted to change it to a roast but I don't want a roast,'
0:16:36 > 0:16:40I don't want Clay to have this wonderful, feel-good event
0:16:40 > 0:16:43and mine is one where you don't even want to be around.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47'I want the room to have a tone that reflects me.'
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- You just bring me out...- OK, and you'll handle this.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- ..and I'll say, "Hold on, Arsenio, don't go anywhere..."- OK.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53- "..you're the man of the hour."- OK.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56But I'm not and it's just...it's changed a lot since you left, Adam.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58It's this...
0:16:58 > 0:17:02I'm trying to create this team thing but I don't want a roast.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07'Arsenio chose me because he thought I would have ideas
0:17:07 > 0:17:10'but he sort of shot it down.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12'It was unclear what he wanted'
0:17:12 > 0:17:15and I was honestly sort of confused.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- But we all can't lead, it gets- BLEEP- up.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Heads up, folks.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Hey, good to see you.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36'We were going with a carnival theme'
0:17:36 > 0:17:38because the National Inclusion Project
0:17:38 > 0:17:39'is a children's charity
0:17:39 > 0:17:42'and when we got to the event space, things were already in motion.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45'The Astroturf arrives, our carnival booths have arrived,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48'they're being set up and the muralist shows up...'
0:17:48 > 0:17:50This is the basic sketch, drawn to scale.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54'..and shows me the full sketch of what she wants to put on the wall.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57'At that point, I realise this is a lot of work
0:17:57 > 0:17:59'and we're going to really'
0:17:59 > 0:18:00be cutting it close on time
0:18:00 > 0:18:02if we want to make sure
0:18:02 > 0:18:03'this whole thing gets done.'
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Hello, sir. How are you?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I'm Clay, nice to see you.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Thank you very much for...- Hi, how are you?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- You want me to tell you what you're going to be doing?- Hm-hm.- OK.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You want to let me... You want to let me do this since it's my show?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Go for it.- I just...
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I just need to have a grasp of this, as you know.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38'Clay asked me to do this entire job'
0:18:38 > 0:18:40and if you ask somebody to do it, you have to trust that they'll do it
0:18:40 > 0:18:42'but he's trying to step on everyone's toes
0:18:42 > 0:18:45'so he feels like he's the man in charge.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48'While all the rest of us are working our asses off for him,'
0:18:48 > 0:18:51in his words, "We all need to remember that it's Clay's show."
0:18:51 > 0:18:53'But if I wasn't here,'
0:18:53 > 0:18:54he wouldn't have a show.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56When they walk in, this is the first wall they see,
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- so as impressive as we can make it. - OK.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I don't want them to start that though until they know
0:19:01 > 0:19:04that they're going to be finished with this. I'd rather that be white.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05- We got it.- OK.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08'I've got to have my hand in everything because it is my project.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09'Plus, I'm playing for money'
0:19:09 > 0:19:12for the National Inclusion Project. This is a charity that I set up
0:19:12 > 0:19:15'nine years ago, so winning is extremely important to me
0:19:15 > 0:19:18'because it's not just any charity, it is my charity.'
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm trying to do the bar in Los Angeles,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31you know, white with blue accents
0:19:31 > 0:19:34and I wanted to make the foundation the star.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39I'm going to be getting into some of this after the show.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh, God, you don't have to tell me.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I know where we're going after the show.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45'It's time to set up the party
0:19:45 > 0:19:49'and I'm really trying to keep it clean and simple.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54'Every time in this game it's gotten complicated and fancy,
0:19:54 > 0:19:56'it spirals out of control.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59'So, I'm trying to play into what people really love.'
0:19:59 > 0:20:02It's a party. We're going to have a good time, get drunk
0:20:02 > 0:20:03and then we're going to make them laugh.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- See, I wouldn't have known to order this- BLEEP.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Do you like them?- I thought it was a skirt hanging in the truck.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- I thought it was like some freaky skirt or some- BLEEP.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15'For the event, Arsenio put me in charge of decorating the room
0:20:15 > 0:20:18'because I throw parties all the time.'
0:20:18 > 0:20:20And the food, you're basically going to be passing it around
0:20:20 > 0:20:21- the oeufs durs.- Yes.- OK.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22'When I throw parties,'
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I like that people keep talking about them
0:20:24 > 0:20:26for months and months and months.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29'That means you've definitely accomplished something good.'
0:20:29 > 0:20:31So then 5.30 we'll meet with the caterers.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39We need to have that one moved.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41We could do it this way.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Keep painting faster, faster, faster.- Keep painting faster, yeah.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49What can be done with painting? Can I help with painting in any way?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52'This is a massive task.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55'There's a lot of things that need to be happening at one time
0:20:55 > 0:20:57'and not much time to do all of them in,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00'so it's a little bit overwhelming.'
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Can you get me a trash bag, a big trash bag? I'm going to put it on.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04After all the stress that I've been through
0:21:04 > 0:21:06to get this mural on the wall,
0:21:06 > 0:21:10'it's the mural that's not finished at the end of the day.'
0:21:10 > 0:21:13I can always put my jacket over my sleeves.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14So I got everybody involved, I had
0:21:14 > 0:21:17'Penn painting, Aubrey was painting,
0:21:17 > 0:21:18'Teller shows up'
0:21:18 > 0:21:20to help out with the magic show with Penn
0:21:20 > 0:21:23'and I had him with a paintbrush too.'
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Teller has a really good eye and a really steady hand.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28'There's a whole bunch of money on the line and I worried'
0:21:28 > 0:21:31we were going to have to open the doors and we were going
0:21:31 > 0:21:33'to have wet paint everywhere.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36'This mural was going to be finished before these doors opened'
0:21:36 > 0:21:38and I didn't care what it took.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48OK, I'm sweating in this bag.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:57 > 0:22:01They were a fiery bunch right up until I fired them.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Please welcome Victoria Gotti...
0:22:03 > 0:22:06CHEERING
0:22:06 > 0:22:07..George Takei...
0:22:09 > 0:22:10..Tia Carrere...
0:22:12 > 0:22:14..Patricia Velasquez...
0:22:16 > 0:22:17..Lou Ferrigno...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20..Dayana Mendoza.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Lou, you're a very competitive guy, aren't you?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41One thing about myself I've learnt as I go along,
0:22:41 > 0:22:42I give 110% to the team effort.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43110%...
0:22:43 > 0:22:44110%...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47He gave 120%. Screw 110. He really did.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48'One of Lou's strengths'
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- is intensity.- You know, I can't help it.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I just do the best... I give 110%.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54110% and... He says that a lot.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56You have to give 110%.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57110%.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58110%...
0:22:58 > 0:22:59110%.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03When you start to have 87%, 50%, even 80%, it's not good enough.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06In my opinion, it's got to be 110%.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- Should you be fired?- No, no way.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Why?- Because I gave 110%.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Did everyone not give 110%?
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Who didn't give 110%?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- If that's even mathematically possible.- Well,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- it's a tough decision...- But 110% of what?- ..cos you...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- It's not even mathematically possible.- Yeah.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Everyone keeps saying 110%, it drives me crazy
0:23:22 > 0:23:23as a mathematical kind of guy.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34So, Lou...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36all kidding aside,
0:23:36 > 0:23:40you just had some really remarkable surgery for the hearing.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- How did it turn out?- Yeah, I had surgery six weeks ago.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45It was an Esteem implant from Envoy Medical.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48For the first time in my life, I can hear without a hearing aid.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Now, everybody makes fun of me 110%...
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- LAUGHTER - I have here, 110%,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I've raised 41,000 for my charity.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Good, Lou, thank you. - Muscular dystrophy.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Good, Lou, thank you. Thank you, Lou. Beautiful.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09LOUD CHEERING Beautiful.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Beautiful.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16You know...
0:24:16 > 0:24:17I got a little nervous.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I thought he was coming over to fight me.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I didn't know what was happening there.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24That's great, Lou, thank you.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27So, Dayana, you had a problem with Lisa.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28How do you feel about Lisa now?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Erm... In my opinion, I think she showed
0:24:32 > 0:24:36no respect for herself, so I, unfortunately,
0:24:36 > 0:24:40have nothing positive to say about her after the show.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42APPLAUSE
0:24:44 > 0:24:48But as Miss Universe, you had a great time on the show, right?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Thank you for the opportunity, yes. Thank you so much.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Well, it's great to have you, thank you.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Victoria, you come from a tough, smart family.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Did that help, all of that - whatever it is -
0:24:57 > 0:24:59that background you have?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Did that help in terms of doing so well on Celebrity Apprentice?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04- With this crowd? No.- Ah.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05LAUGHTER
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Seriously, Donald...
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Er, sorry, Mr Trump.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Really it's the whole, do you want to be feared because...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Do you want to be respected because you're feared?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Feared because you're respected?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19To be perfectly honest, the guys were great
0:25:19 > 0:25:22and I would give anything to have played on their team, really.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I would say with the exception of two or three women
0:25:24 > 0:25:26that were true women...
0:25:27 > 0:25:29..one...and I'll be blunt,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I'm not the type of person where you say something behind my back.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35You say it to my face and I will say the same, that's just who I am.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37It doesn't mean we don't have to like each other,
0:25:37 > 0:25:38it doesn't mean we don't...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41One is a cartoon character and behaved as such
0:25:41 > 0:25:43and the other just crude, rude and classless.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Who are they?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Aubrey and Lisa.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49APPLAUSE OK.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Patricia, your heart was broken, you said,
0:25:56 > 0:25:57when you lost money for your charity.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00You thought you were going to raise a lot and you did fine.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02How do you feel about that now?
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Mr Trump, I am having a really,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05really hard time
0:26:05 > 0:26:07because the Wayuu Taya Foundation
0:26:07 > 0:26:11I started to save the lives of an area where one kid was dying a day,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I've saved hundreds of lives
0:26:13 > 0:26:16and because of the money going to the other team,
0:26:16 > 0:26:18this is money that I personally raised myself,
0:26:18 > 0:26:2190% of the money went to the other team.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25I was going to finish a school where the kids could have two meals a day.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Not only I haven't been able to finish the school,
0:26:27 > 0:26:30but at the same time, I haven't been able to raise the money that I lost,
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- so it's been a challenge.- Well, you're doing well. I know
0:26:32 > 0:26:35you're doing well. I know how much you have raised and it's an amazing
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- job you've done. And you've done great on Celebrity Apprentice.- Yes.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Tia...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46..you were complaining about the clicks, the groups,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49that were sort of after you. How do you feel about it now?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I didn't think it was a complaint, more than an observation.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Unfortunately, I think it was very divisive and obviously
0:26:55 > 0:26:59we only have two men in the finale, so that speaks volumes.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Unfortunately, people's insecurities and biases
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- and vying for their attention on camera...- Like who in particular?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Oh, I think it's pretty apparent.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- Go ahead.- I think it speaks for itself. Who do you think, crowd?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Who do you think was a problem on the women's team?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- AUDIENCE MEMBERS:- Aubrey.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Yeah, I'm hearing a lot of...
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Anyway, I will leave it unsaid. Everyone understands.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- But it's been a great experience for you?- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- It was educational, if nothing else. - Well, we loved having you.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- Thank you.- So, George, Star Trek. Great guy, great guy.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33We love George. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:37 > 0:27:39The fact that you're such a gentleman...
0:27:40 > 0:27:44..did that help you, do you think, or hurt you on Celebrity Apprentice?
0:27:44 > 0:27:45You really are a great gentleman.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Well, what really helped,
0:27:47 > 0:27:51I think, was the very graceful
0:27:51 > 0:27:55and generous way in which you handled my leave-taking
0:27:55 > 0:27:59because that resulted in dozens of people
0:27:59 > 0:28:04who sent in contributions to my charity
0:28:04 > 0:28:06for which I could not raise a cent.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09They sent in generous contributions,
0:28:09 > 0:28:12which totalled something like 10,000
0:28:12 > 0:28:14to the Japanese-American National Museum.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15APPLAUSE Good.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Good, George. Great job.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21OK, thank you, George, really great job.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24And I augmented that personally with 50,000.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Very... Wow. Very good, very good.
0:28:26 > 0:28:27APPLAUSE
0:28:27 > 0:28:33OK, I want to get back to the final task to see what Clay and Arsenio
0:28:33 > 0:28:34are doing for their charities.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36They have great charities, let's see what they're doing.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Hello! Hello! Hello!
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Hey guys, how are you?
0:28:53 > 0:28:54'On top of'
0:28:54 > 0:28:57the event, the ad, the variety show,
0:28:57 > 0:28:58we also have to raise money.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02'Will Call is open and it is time for ticket sales to start.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06'When we walked outside, there were two lines -
0:29:06 > 0:29:07'one that was set aside'
0:29:07 > 0:29:09for people coming to my party and one
0:29:09 > 0:29:11'for people coming to Arsenio's party.'
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Raise your hand if you're here for Arsenio.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Raise your hand if you're here for Clay.- That was a kick in the ass.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20- Here we go!- That's the Clay line.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24ARSENIO: 'There are Clay-mates everywhere.'
0:29:24 > 0:29:26'You know, chicks with Clay shirts on and, you know,'
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Clay tattoos on their arms
0:29:28 > 0:29:32'and I look over and see like six people in line for me.'
0:29:32 > 0:29:33I'm a little nervous.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39OK, everybody, we need our 10,000 givers right here.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Right here, everybody.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Who? I know there's a couple of you.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46'I yelled, "Who's here for Arsenio?'
0:29:46 > 0:29:47"We're here to collect money."
0:29:47 > 0:29:49I go, "10,000."
0:29:50 > 0:29:52'And it's like crickets.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54'And I'm like, "OK, this is freaking horrible,"
0:29:54 > 0:29:56'because guess what?'
0:29:56 > 0:29:58We only have till 6.45, bitches. We need your dough.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00How about this guy? What about this guy?
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- He's waiting for his wife. - OK, you waiting?- Yeah.
0:30:02 > 0:30:03'There are people lined up'
0:30:03 > 0:30:05but I don't see no familiar faces.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08'It turns out that all my people are on CP time.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09'All my people are on'
0:30:09 > 0:30:11coloured people time, they're going to be a little late.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Even my white friends are on CP time, you know.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16'The more important you are, the more you think,
0:30:16 > 0:30:19"It starts at seven? See you at 9.30!"
0:30:21 > 0:30:22CLAY: Listen up, here we go.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Anybody who has big money we're going to let in first.
0:30:25 > 0:30:26So the bigger the cheque, the better.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Anybody got money for Clay here?
0:30:28 > 0:30:31There's only 75 people who are going to get in.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33'We only have 75 tickets.'
0:30:33 > 0:30:35So I've made a list of all the large cheques
0:30:35 > 0:30:38and credit card donations that we're planning on receiving.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39'And I know that I need to save a ticket
0:30:39 > 0:30:41'for each one of those donations.'
0:30:42 > 0:30:43What have we got?
0:30:43 > 0:30:47Anybody think they've got a really big cheque they can toss this way?
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Anybody higher than 13 for the first one in?
0:30:49 > 0:30:52- A 20,000 right here.- 20,000! - OTHERS CHEER
0:30:52 > 0:30:54- Anybody higher than 20,000?- 20,000?
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Take my hand, please. And come with me.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58'There was a fan of mine in line'
0:30:58 > 0:31:00who had bundled 20,000 worth of
0:31:00 > 0:31:03donations from other fans together into one cheque
0:31:03 > 0:31:04'to buy one ticket.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06'So, Penn and I let her be the first person in the door
0:31:06 > 0:31:07'for the whole night.'
0:31:07 > 0:31:09- Debbie Gibson, Dee Snider. - Hey, how are you?
0:31:09 > 0:31:11They'll help you guys get set up
0:31:11 > 0:31:12- and then you'll get your ticket. - How are you?
0:31:12 > 0:31:14'Claymates are amazing.'
0:31:14 > 0:31:16They lined up and laid down big cheques, I thank them for that.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- 20,000! - THEY WHOOP
0:31:19 > 0:31:20'For the first person'
0:31:20 > 0:31:22through the door, 20,000.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Bam! We're off to the races.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Kelly Clarkson is giving us 10,000.- Wow!
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Very nice of you to bring that in for Kelly.
0:31:30 > 0:31:31- 10,000.- Excellent.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33This lady bringing it in for David Foster.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35- Thank you so much. - Give her a ticket.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Hello! Hey, I'm Clay.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Oh, yes! Absolutely! - How you doing?
0:31:41 > 0:31:45'I was really excited when famed pitcher Orel Hershiser arrived.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47'He's an American icon,'
0:31:47 > 0:31:49he's a perfect person to have at our carnival-themed event.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53- Well, I think Orel has something for us.- We have a 20,000 cheque.- What?
0:31:53 > 0:31:55That's incredible.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57'And he came bearing a 20,000 cheque.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00So, the evening was off to a flying start.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Thank you so much for being here, you guys.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09- Hello, sir. What do you have?- I have a cheque for 5,000 from Jay Leno.
0:32:09 > 0:32:125,000 from Jay Leno, everybody.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Let's hear you!
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Hurry, Lisa! Hurry back!
0:32:16 > 0:32:20- I've got... My bunions is acting up. - Yeah, you got a... It happens!
0:32:20 > 0:32:23- Wait, a friend of ours, a stand-up comic.- Who?
0:32:23 > 0:32:27- Chris Rock said, "Take this five grand."- Get out of here!- Yes!
0:32:27 > 0:32:29'Before you knew it, it started to pick up'
0:32:29 > 0:32:30and I'm happy.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- Oh, no, I see. It's Eddie Murphy. - Yeah.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36This... Damn!
0:32:36 > 0:32:37Come with me.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39'I was feeling good because'
0:32:39 > 0:32:42I see this huge cheque from Eddie Murphy for 10,000.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45- Mr George Lopez sent us five grand.- Oh, my God, George!
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Oh, my God, how many pesos is that? - Oh, boy!
0:32:48 > 0:32:50'I mean, all my boys were stepping up.'
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Jay Leno, another Jay... This is the second Jay Leno cheque.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54The second Jay Leno? Oh, my God!
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Jay Leno just writes a bunch of cheques and gives them
0:32:56 > 0:32:59- to white people he don't even know. - God bless him.- He's insane!
0:32:59 > 0:33:00'You know, I'm happy.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03'Cos the fund raising thing looks like'
0:33:03 > 0:33:05it's going to be all right.
0:33:05 > 0:33:10- This is from the one and only Jimmy Kimmel.- For how much?
0:33:10 > 0:33:15- 10,000.- Oh, yeah! Jimmy Kimmel up in this bitch.- All right!
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Thank you so much, honey.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Lisa?
0:33:19 > 0:33:21This is a Marco Andretti.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23The Andretti family! Thank you.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Ah!
0:33:27 > 0:33:29- Oh, my God!- Oh!
0:33:29 > 0:33:32- Make it rain! - Player! Do it like a player!
0:33:32 > 0:33:37- That's strip club! - Ah! Ah! Ah! Yes!
0:33:37 > 0:33:40'Michael and Marco Andretti really came through'
0:33:40 > 0:33:43for the Magic Johnson Foundation. That was really sweet.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45'Classy, classy family.'
0:33:45 > 0:33:49Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Yes!
0:33:52 > 0:33:56- Oh, my God, it's my alter ego! - How's it going, Lisa?
0:33:56 > 0:33:57'I had this really good idea
0:33:57 > 0:34:01'because I honestly wanted to make a donation to Clay's charity.'
0:34:01 > 0:34:04So I said what would be cute to do would be if I hired a drag queen,
0:34:04 > 0:34:06had them wear one of my dresses
0:34:06 > 0:34:08'and we went over
0:34:08 > 0:34:09'and donated this money together.'
0:34:09 > 0:34:12I want to give you 10,000 for being so nice.
0:34:12 > 0:34:1410,000 from the Lisa Lampanelli!
0:34:14 > 0:34:16THEY CHEER
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- Thank you very much.- No problem!
0:34:19 > 0:34:21'Somehow, Lisa had snuck away from Arsenio's party,'
0:34:21 > 0:34:24which she's supposed to be working, to walk all the way down
0:34:24 > 0:34:27to where we were and donate 10,000 to the cause.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29- Lisa's on the other team. - I'm on the other team.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32And she's still giving 10,000 to us.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Because Clay Aiken made my life happy here.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38'It's pretty brave on her part to do that,'
0:34:38 > 0:34:41but I'm really touched by her heart and her willingness to help out.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Lisa Lampanelli!
0:34:47 > 0:34:49We're going to open up the doors, folks. Here we go!
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Let's all play!
0:34:51 > 0:34:52THEY CHEER
0:34:52 > 0:34:55'Now that we've finished selling tickets, the party has opened.'
0:34:55 > 0:34:59And at this point, the main priority is to get people in there
0:34:59 > 0:35:01doing the activities and enjoying themselves.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06Hi! Welcome to the carnival. Let's all play.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Now, you guys have to get up and go play some of these games, OK?
0:35:08 > 0:35:11'We had chosen a carnival atmosphere specifically to'
0:35:11 > 0:35:14highlight the fact that the National Inclusion Project
0:35:14 > 0:35:17'is a children's charity and it's about having fun
0:35:17 > 0:35:19'and let's all play together.'
0:35:19 > 0:35:21- You guys playing every game possible?- Yes.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25'After a lot of work,'
0:35:25 > 0:35:27it looks incredible inside the party.
0:35:27 > 0:35:32'It was a beautiful carnival. The mural came out really, really well.'
0:35:32 > 0:35:33The tent booths looked incredible,
0:35:33 > 0:35:36'the games were fun, the signage was perfect.'
0:35:36 > 0:35:37And people seem to be having fun.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- Woo!- I got it!
0:35:40 > 0:35:42ARSENIO: Come on! Come on!
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Get some liquor, so that it's much quicker!
0:35:45 > 0:35:46'So it's time for the party to begin.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48'I open the curtains and say,'
0:35:48 > 0:35:50"Let's get busy."
0:35:50 > 0:35:52And everybody comes in and
0:35:52 > 0:35:54'hits the bar, we start taking pictures.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57'I have magicians in there to entertain people
0:35:57 > 0:35:59'while they're just hanging out, walking around.'
0:35:59 > 0:36:01The party's on and popping!
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Hi, guys! How are you?
0:36:07 > 0:36:08Oh, thank you!
0:36:08 > 0:36:11'Everything's going really well, we have a lot of people here.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12'Everyone seems to be having'
0:36:12 > 0:36:14a great time and I'm super excited.
0:36:14 > 0:36:15I can't wait to get the show started.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17We should have a cow bell or something.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19- OK, it's six minutes to seven.- OK.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22'I keep my phone on silent, and I feel this.'
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Take my phone out.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26And it's Whoopi Goldberg saying,
0:36:26 > 0:36:28' "I'm on my way."
0:36:28 > 0:36:30'I'm real, real excited cos'
0:36:30 > 0:36:31I got a date.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38THEY CHEER
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Whoa! Whoa!
0:36:45 > 0:36:48- Oh! Hello, sir. How are you? - How are you, man?
0:36:48 > 0:36:49- Good to see you.- Oh, look!
0:36:49 > 0:36:52- Debbie is spinning, doing a hula-hoop!- Oi!
0:36:52 > 0:36:54- She's looking good. - Good to see you.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Hello, sir. How are you?
0:36:56 > 0:36:59'For this final task, we'll be judged by Mr Trump himself.
0:36:59 > 0:37:00'And as soon as Mr Trump walks in,'
0:37:00 > 0:37:04here's Debbie Gibson right in front of him hula-hooping
0:37:04 > 0:37:07and balancing spinning plates on sticks.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11So, it was quite the introduction to our carnival atmosphere.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- Look at you, look at that. Very good job!- Do you want to do it? Hold it.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17- Here we go. Come on, Mr Trump. - Very good job.- Yay!
0:37:17 > 0:37:20'It was a really important for me to be there when Mr Trump
0:37:20 > 0:37:22'was being led around to all the different booths because
0:37:22 > 0:37:25'Clay put me in charge of designing the entire party,'
0:37:25 > 0:37:27and I'm not letting it go down bad.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Kids actually play this when they do camps with Clay's charity -
0:37:31 > 0:37:34the kids with disabilities and the kids without come together.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36And it actually helps them learn rhythm
0:37:36 > 0:37:37and creative space exploration.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40'Aubrey jumps in and starts walking forward with Mr Trump
0:37:40 > 0:37:42'as if I'm not there.
0:37:42 > 0:37:43'Aubrey likes to'
0:37:43 > 0:37:44take things over.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47She's very passionate about the stuff that she does
0:37:47 > 0:37:50'but I'm going to do my very best to show Mr Trump that I'm in charge.'
0:37:50 > 0:37:52- Are you going to try this one?- Yeah.
0:37:56 > 0:37:57Oh, come on!
0:37:57 > 0:37:59- Just for that, I get to win.- OK.
0:38:04 > 0:38:05Hello, everybody.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Hello, everybody. How are you? How are you?
0:38:09 > 0:38:11'Donald Trump, his posse'
0:38:11 > 0:38:13and his entire family arrived.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Come here. Come on! Great guy.
0:38:16 > 0:38:21- Great job.- I'll go get Whoopi. - OK. Yeah, go get Whoopi.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24'The thing that makes this task hard is while I'm doing this,'
0:38:24 > 0:38:27there's five other things I should be doing.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29And the show is about to start.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Well, hey! My date is here.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38I love Whoopi. I love Whoopi!
0:38:38 > 0:38:41'I'm looking around and I see the Trump family smile.
0:38:41 > 0:38:45'And I see my friends smile. I see Whoopi Goldberg smile.'
0:38:45 > 0:38:48And I'm happy, because all that hell is worthwhile.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54Just as soon as this happens, I'll come right back.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58'It's time to pull the big cord that will make the curtains drop.
0:38:58 > 0:38:59'And at that point,'
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Team Clay and Team Arsenio
0:39:02 > 0:39:05will mix together and occupy the room as one.
0:39:05 > 0:39:06One...
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Two, three!
0:39:09 > 0:39:12THEY CHEER
0:39:12 > 0:39:14- CLAY:- 'It's showtime and Arsenio's party,'
0:39:14 > 0:39:17across the way we can see and he can see us.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20'Everybody cheers and the walls are down.'
0:39:20 > 0:39:23It's like the Berlin Wall had fallen between our parties.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25- Shall we just do this together? - Yes.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27'I haven't done stand-up in about ten years and so,
0:39:27 > 0:39:29'I'm a nervous wreck.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32'I've never wanted anything so bad in my life.'
0:39:32 > 0:39:35I really want to be the Celebrity Apprentice.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42APPLAUSE
0:39:46 > 0:39:49They were really big talkers, but sadly,
0:39:49 > 0:39:52I fired every last one of them.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Please welcome Adam Carolla...
0:39:57 > 0:39:58..Debbie Gibson...
0:40:01 > 0:40:02..Dee Snider...
0:40:04 > 0:40:06..Paul Teutel Snr...
0:40:08 > 0:40:10..Penn Jillette...
0:40:11 > 0:40:13..Teresa Giudice...
0:40:15 > 0:40:17..Lisa Lampanelli...
0:40:19 > 0:40:21..and Aubrey O'Day.
0:40:35 > 0:40:40Great job, great job, everybody. Really good. Great! Great job.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44So, Aubrey, how did you make them so angry at you? All of them.
0:40:44 > 0:40:45I mean, you just drove him crazy.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47They sound like they love me right now.
0:40:47 > 0:40:48SOME CHEER
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Um, you know, here's the thing.
0:40:50 > 0:40:51I'm a fierce competitor.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54I suffer from a young, passionate, competitive heart.
0:40:54 > 0:40:58I've been doubted and under-recognised a lot in my career
0:40:58 > 0:41:02and so I have a certain amount of anxiety when it comes to
0:41:02 > 0:41:06proving myself and standing out and really showing what I'm capable of.
0:41:06 > 0:41:12And what I want to say is you can't combat bad with bad.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15You have to turn it into a good, and I didn't always do that.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18And I apologise for any time that anyone took it personally
0:41:18 > 0:41:20cos I absolutely do not want to offend anyone.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23I'm competitive and I want to win, but I don't want to hurt anyone.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26I want people to feel better about themselves after leaving me,
0:41:26 > 0:41:28and that's one thing that I will take from this show.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31It's a teachable moment and I'm so happy that you gave me
0:41:31 > 0:41:32the opportunity for that.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35- Thank you very much, Aubrey. Thank you.- Woo!
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Lisa? My Lisa.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41SHE LAUGHS Oh, has your stock gone up, right?
0:41:41 > 0:41:43- We want 25%, Lisa.- You got it.
0:41:43 > 0:41:47So, I have something to ask you, but I want you to look at this first.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48OK.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52We're not going to be the typical woman's team who just is all catty
0:41:52 > 0:41:54and mean and bitchy to each other.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56- Right.- OK, cool. Perfect.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59- God, you- BLEEP- guys, seriously?
0:41:59 > 0:42:02Come on! How old are we?
0:42:02 > 0:42:03- This is- BLEEP.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06I'm not arguing with you because you have lies made up in your head.
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Oh, God. Please, Lisa, please.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09- So, enjoy the delusion of your life. - Yeah.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11- I do the job and you don't. - I said how I felt.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14So get ready for an elevator ride, Lou.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- If you want loud, honey, you- BLEEP- got it!
0:42:17 > 0:42:20You are out of line, as usual, again.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23With all due respect, she is the female Lou Ferrigno,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25- and I object to that.- Whoa!
0:42:25 > 0:42:27- That was- BLEEP- up, Lou.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29- I don't give a- BLEEP - how bad you feel.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30- You're a- BLEEP- pain in the ass.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32- I- BLEEP- hate you!
0:42:32 > 0:42:33- BLEEP- shut up!
0:42:33 > 0:42:34- Don't be a- BLEEP!
0:42:34 > 0:42:37- The profanity the other night was... - Well, guess what?
0:42:37 > 0:42:40- I meant every- BLEEP- word. How's that sound?
0:42:42 > 0:42:43APPLAUSE
0:42:46 > 0:42:48- I'm funny! - SHE LAUGHS
0:42:49 > 0:42:52So, Lisa. Exactly what happened to you?
0:42:52 > 0:42:56I'm a freaking mental case, Mr Trump. What can I tell you?
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Never invite a 50-year-old
0:42:57 > 0:42:59menopausal bee-atch on a show.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04At this point, I need more hormone therapy than Chaz Bono.
0:43:04 > 0:43:05Help me!
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Lisa, watch this.
0:43:11 > 0:43:12SHE LAUGHS
0:43:14 > 0:43:19I'm not going to be a villain because I have strong opinions.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22And I did not get into this business to make girls cry.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27- "Eugh! Mr Trump! Eugh! - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:43:27 > 0:43:30"I do everything! Eugh!"
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Dayana?
0:43:36 > 0:43:37I love it, I love it!
0:43:41 > 0:43:42Stand up, Dayana.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47Stand up. You know, go ahead. Stand up.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49She has been so great! THEY CHEER
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- So, what are you doing to Lisa? - Say again?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57- What are you doing to Lisa?- Um...
0:43:57 > 0:44:00You're making her crazy.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02After we've all watched it so much,
0:44:02 > 0:44:05I figured I could do an exact imitation of Lisa Lampanelli.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09- I think it was very successful. - It was very good, very good.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12And are you now...? Do you feel differently about Dayana, Lisa?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14I think she's great. You know what? I love being made fun of.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16I do though roasts on TV, and I dish it out
0:44:16 > 0:44:20and I can definitely take it, so I'll laugh my A off at that moment.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22- I thought it was great. - Very good, I like that.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Good. So, Adam.
0:44:26 > 0:44:27You're a funny guy.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30Do you think that helped you do so well in Celebrity Apprentice?
0:44:30 > 0:44:33- Talking to me, Mr Trump? - I'm talking to you.- Oh, yeah.
0:44:33 > 0:44:34Uh, no.
0:44:34 > 0:44:38It helps about as much as it helps in golf and porn.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42LAUGHTER
0:44:42 > 0:44:47Not a lot. But as Penn and I were discussing, there's two games.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50There's Celebrity Apprentice that you're trying to win
0:44:50 > 0:44:52for your charity and then there's the game
0:44:52 > 0:44:54you're trying to win at home in front of the viewers,
0:44:54 > 0:44:57and being funny and winning that game couldn't hurt your career.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00Well, you did very well. Teresa, Adam called you naive.
0:45:00 > 0:45:01You think you're naive?
0:45:03 > 0:45:05- Um, you did? - She thinks that's a brand of douche.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09LAUGHTER
0:45:15 > 0:45:17- Can I answer now?- Yes, go ahead.- OK.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Not at all. Um...
0:45:19 > 0:45:23- AUDIENCE WHOOPS - Definitely not. If anything,
0:45:23 > 0:45:24I'm a little too trusting
0:45:24 > 0:45:27and I try to see the good in all people.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29All right, good. Good.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Dee. My Dee!
0:45:32 > 0:45:33- You went through a lot.- Yeah.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35You broke your finger,
0:45:35 > 0:45:37it didn't stop you for one hour.
0:45:37 > 0:45:38He really did, he showed a lot of...
0:45:38 > 0:45:41A lot of people would have left. So...
0:45:41 > 0:45:44How are you doing? How are you doing now?
0:45:44 > 0:45:47Well, it's a little bit, it's a little bit funky.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50I've had two surgeries, they're talking about a third.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52But I can still sign all of my new books
0:45:52 > 0:45:55- and CDs that just came out last week.- And you know what?
0:45:55 > 0:45:58- You can still sing, and that's good. - I can still sing.- Great job.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01Hey, Paul. You're a much different guy on Celebrity Apprentice
0:46:01 > 0:46:03than I've seen you over the years.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06A lot softer and actually nicer.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08I'm surprised.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10What's the real Paul? Tell me, Paul.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12That actually is the real Paul.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15You know, our show has been on for ten years and you know,
0:46:15 > 0:46:18the beginning of the show showed a lot of throwing wrenches
0:46:18 > 0:46:20and a lot of bleeps and stuff like that.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22And that stuff still goes on sometimes.
0:46:22 > 0:46:27But I think that, you know, this show really showed a part of me
0:46:27 > 0:46:31that people don't really realise that's really who I am.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Good job, and I think that is who you are too. Very good job.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40So, Penn.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43You were outstanding, but you had a problem with Clay,
0:46:43 > 0:46:46and then he picked you to be in his team. Were you surprised by that?
0:46:46 > 0:46:49- No, cos I think he really wanted to win.- Mm-hm.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51HE LAUGHS That's a good answer. OK.
0:46:51 > 0:46:52I think he wicked wanted to win.
0:46:52 > 0:46:53You think he did a good job?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55Yeah, he did a great job.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57And the one thing that's true about Clay is
0:46:57 > 0:47:00although I don't think our personalities mesh enough
0:47:00 > 0:47:02that we can move in together, I think he appreciated
0:47:02 > 0:47:05from the beginning that I...I tried to do my best.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08Well, you did have a problem, and he had a problem with you,
0:47:08 > 0:47:10and then he picks you for the team.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Who do you like? Arsenio or Clay?
0:47:12 > 0:47:16- Who do you like me to choose? You tell me.- I mean, who...?
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- Who do you think should win?- Yeah, yeah.- I think that Clay should win.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Oh, that's very interesting. Yeah. THEY CHEER
0:47:21 > 0:47:23And I think...
0:47:23 > 0:47:26He worked, he worked wicked hard and he did,
0:47:26 > 0:47:28I think he did a really good job and we did a really good show.
0:47:28 > 0:47:29And although Arsenio...
0:47:29 > 0:47:32- I think you did a really good job. - Arsenio's a great friend.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Clay and Arsenio did an outstanding job. Do we agree?
0:47:34 > 0:47:35- Yes.- Great.- OK.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Ladies and gentlemen, that is Clay Aiken.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43THEY CHEER
0:47:43 > 0:47:46- And that, I believe, is Arsenio Hall!- Yes, indeed.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48'Clay and I get on the stage,'
0:47:48 > 0:47:51and everybody floods to that area.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54'So at this point, I'm getting really nervous.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56'But if you want to be the Celebrity Apprentice,
0:47:56 > 0:47:58'you have to prove yourself, so...'
0:47:58 > 0:48:00HE BREATHES DEEPLY Here we go.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04- Arsenio, we're both here for charity.- Yes.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07My charity is the Magic Johnson Foundation.
0:48:08 > 0:48:12I've been on board since day one when Earvin Magic Johnson
0:48:12 > 0:48:14made his announcement to the public
0:48:14 > 0:48:17and became our symbol of this battle.
0:48:18 > 0:48:22- Why don't you tell my folks about your charity?- Well, we...
0:48:22 > 0:48:25we work with children at the National Inclusion Project.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28And for us, it's a challenge to be able to explain
0:48:28 > 0:48:30what it is that the National Inclusion Project does.
0:48:30 > 0:48:35So we had the opportunity tonight to put together some awareness ads
0:48:35 > 0:48:38to explain to you guys what it is that our organisations do.
0:48:38 > 0:48:42Arsenio and I arm wrestled and decided who would go first.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44- And he whipped my ass.- I did.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49So, here's our ad for the National Inclusion Project.
0:48:52 > 0:48:55'Can you tell which of these children has a disability?
0:48:55 > 0:48:57'Neither can they.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59'The National Inclusion Project wants to leave
0:48:59 > 0:49:02'the disabilities on the sidelines and let all children play together.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05'I'm Clay Aiken and we need your help to make it easier for children
0:49:05 > 0:49:07'with disabilities to belong.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09'Summer camps, after-school programmes,
0:49:09 > 0:49:10'we all want to be included,
0:49:10 > 0:49:13'children with disabilities and children without disabilities.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16'When everyone plays together, everyone has more fun.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19'The National Inclusion Project. Let's all play...together.'
0:49:19 > 0:49:22THEY CHEER
0:49:22 > 0:49:25'This has been a long, long journey.
0:49:25 > 0:49:26'The National Inclusion Project is'
0:49:26 > 0:49:29an organisation that I started and have worked with
0:49:29 > 0:49:31for almost a decade now.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33'And being able to teach people about inclusion
0:49:33 > 0:49:36'and the benefits of inclusion is extremely important to me.'
0:49:36 > 0:49:38And I think at the same time,
0:49:38 > 0:49:40it makes it even more important to me to win this.
0:49:40 > 0:49:44- You put together an ad too, right? - Yes indeed, sir.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Magic Johnson Foundation. Check this out, Clay.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51'This was me in the '80s.
0:49:51 > 0:49:52'This is me in the '80s.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54'I'm not proud of my past.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56THEY LAUGH
0:49:56 > 0:49:59'Fortunately, we got rid of the hair and the clothes from the '80s.
0:49:59 > 0:50:03'Unfortunately, we still have AIDS and HIV. Earv?
0:50:03 > 0:50:06'Hey, Arsenio. Not a bad pass for a comedian.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09'We addressed the health, social, education
0:50:09 > 0:50:13'and technology needs of minorities across the country.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16'Arsenio, thank you for being my close friend
0:50:16 > 0:50:18'and a friend to the Magic Johnson Foundation.'
0:50:18 > 0:50:20THEY CHEER
0:50:20 > 0:50:23'The bottom line is if Clay were to win'
0:50:23 > 0:50:25through some strange happening,
0:50:25 > 0:50:27'I'd be happy because he has a wonderful charity
0:50:27 > 0:50:29'that he is the founder of.'
0:50:29 > 0:50:32But it would make me the second-happiest I can be,
0:50:32 > 0:50:34so I can't have it that way.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36I'm going to win! I'm going to win!
0:50:38 > 0:50:39I have a comedy presentation
0:50:39 > 0:50:41for you tonight. Are you ready to laugh?
0:50:41 > 0:50:42THEY CHEER
0:50:42 > 0:50:45Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48This is Adam Carolla.
0:50:48 > 0:50:49THEY CHEER
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Uh, Donald Trump.
0:50:53 > 0:50:56People ask me now that I'm doing the Celebrity Apprentice,
0:50:56 > 0:50:58"What's Mr Trump really like?"
0:50:58 > 0:51:03And I say, "Just imagine Don King but with creepier hair
0:51:03 > 0:51:06"and a broken moral compass." And I...
0:51:07 > 0:51:10He knows it's for charity, ladies and gentlemen.
0:51:10 > 0:51:14All right, let me bring out a couple of our co-stars
0:51:14 > 0:51:16from Celebrity Apprentice.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19- Over here, we've got Paulie Sr! - THEY CHEER
0:51:21 > 0:51:24And a woman I've barely had the pleasure to work with,
0:51:24 > 0:51:26Teresa Giudice. Come on out here.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32I met this guy some years ago.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36- As a matter of fact, I think I was on your talk show twice.- Sure, sure.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38And both times that I left there,
0:51:38 > 0:51:42the thing that came to my mind is, "This guy is a real dick."
0:51:42 > 0:51:43THEY LAUGH
0:51:43 > 0:51:46Now, when I seen him on The Apprentice.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49I don't remember this in rehearsal, Paulie Sr.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52And I'm pretty sure I was here.
0:51:52 > 0:51:53'You know, it's like,'
0:51:53 > 0:51:56I'm not a script guy and you know,
0:51:56 > 0:52:01'so I figured that changing it up a little bit would throw him off.
0:52:01 > 0:52:02'I thought it would get more laughs'
0:52:02 > 0:52:05out of the audience and I think it worked real well.
0:52:05 > 0:52:09You guys are so great. But also, give it up for Clay Aiken. Come on!
0:52:09 > 0:52:11That is so fantastic!
0:52:11 > 0:52:15That we finally have a gay finalist in The Celebrity Apprentice.
0:52:16 > 0:52:22When Clay came out of the closet three years ago, I was shocked.
0:52:22 > 0:52:23THEY LAUGH
0:52:23 > 0:52:25- Oh, please! Who the - BLEEP- are we kidding?
0:52:25 > 0:52:28- The only thing that's aching is Clay's- BLEEP.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31LAUGHTER
0:52:31 > 0:52:34And I have been honoured for the last several weeks
0:52:34 > 0:52:36to work for Mr Donald Trump.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40And he has the best sense of humour on the planet, it's true.
0:52:40 > 0:52:44- When you have- BLEEP- hair like it's growing on his head...
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Come on, Mr Trump.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48What do you say to get a barber to get you that haircut,
0:52:48 > 0:52:50- "I- BLEEP- your daughter"? Come on!
0:52:52 > 0:52:55'My team nailed it, they did great. But...'
0:52:55 > 0:52:57Phew! I'm really nervous. I just want to get it over with.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59I want to get out there and do my thing.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01It's good to see you all.
0:53:01 > 0:53:02One more...
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Thank you very much.
0:53:04 > 0:53:05You see, I love hearing that
0:53:05 > 0:53:08because there's some people looking at me like, "I thought he was dead."
0:53:08 > 0:53:09You know.
0:53:09 > 0:53:11'It was a great crowd'
0:53:11 > 0:53:12and it all came back.
0:53:12 > 0:53:14'They talk about it's like riding a bike.'
0:53:14 > 0:53:16It all came back.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21That was my dream, but as I got older, I realised a black man
0:53:21 > 0:53:24doesn't want to have to call back to Earth and say,
0:53:24 > 0:53:26"Yes, NASA. No, NASA." You know, that's...
0:53:26 > 0:53:28LAUGHTER
0:53:28 > 0:53:30ARSENIO LAUGHS
0:53:30 > 0:53:31Uh-huh, even Clay had to laugh.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34That's a good joke, man. That's a good joke.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here.
0:53:38 > 0:53:39Thanks for your generosity!
0:53:41 > 0:53:43Yeah! We love you!
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Goodnight! Goodnight!
0:53:45 > 0:53:49CLAY: 'You know, I have a lot of respect for Arsenio already.'
0:53:49 > 0:53:51But it was really impressive to watch
0:53:51 > 0:53:54'his show and for every strength that I have,
0:53:54 > 0:53:56'Arsenio and I are really well matched.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58'So I have to really bring it this performance.'
0:54:01 > 0:54:03- PENN:- Clay, ready?- Yes.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Penn, you ready?
0:54:05 > 0:54:06Ready now.
0:54:06 > 0:54:10'It's showtime and all the hard work this past 13 weeks
0:54:10 > 0:54:12'has amounted to this.
0:54:12 > 0:54:13'You know, I've been known as'
0:54:13 > 0:54:17Clay Aiken, American Idol runner-up for years now.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19'And so, I'm tired of being the runner-up'
0:54:19 > 0:54:20and I really don't want to lose.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Go! MUSIC PLAYS
0:54:24 > 0:54:26Ladies and gentlemen...
0:54:26 > 0:54:29Debbie Gibson and Dee Stiner!
0:54:34 > 0:54:37- BOTH:- # Ooh! Ooh!
0:54:37 > 0:54:40# Baby love! My baby love!
0:54:40 > 0:54:41# I need you
0:54:41 > 0:54:43# Oh, I need you... #
0:54:43 > 0:54:47'If you had told me 30 years ago that one day I'd be on stage
0:54:47 > 0:54:48'doing steps'
0:54:48 > 0:54:51with Debbie Gibson, I would have punched you in the nose.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53# Baby! #
0:54:53 > 0:54:56Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Aubrey O'Day!
0:54:59 > 0:55:03# First I was afraid I was petrified
0:55:03 > 0:55:08# Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
0:55:08 > 0:55:12# And I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
0:55:12 > 0:55:14# And I moved on... #
0:55:14 > 0:55:17'As I was performing, when I hit the line about you did me wrong,
0:55:17 > 0:55:20'I looked directly at Mr Trump cos everybody knows
0:55:20 > 0:55:22'I should have been in the final too and so,'
0:55:22 > 0:55:25that was my little musical way of checking Mr Trump!
0:55:25 > 0:55:28# I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give
0:55:28 > 0:55:30# I will survive
0:55:30 > 0:55:32# I will survive
0:55:32 > 0:55:35# I will survive. #
0:55:36 > 0:55:40Ladies and gentlemen,
0:55:40 > 0:55:42my lovely stalker, Penn.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46How you doing?
0:55:46 > 0:55:49My name is Penn Jillette, this is my partner, Teller.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51You know, several years ago,
0:55:51 > 0:55:54we travelled all over the world seeing street magic.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56'In order to make it variety and not just music,'
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Penn and Teller went in and just brought it up a little bit.
0:55:59 > 0:56:03'And we did one of the bits that is most requested of Penn and Teller.'
0:56:03 > 0:56:06We take the ball, we place it in our hands, we vanish it.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08It appears underneath the cup.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12But we take that centre ball, place it in the centre cup.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14The two side balls, and they still gather again
0:56:14 > 0:56:16underneath the centre cup.
0:56:16 > 0:56:19And we have three balls over here, I throw them down like that.
0:56:19 > 0:56:21Underneath the centre cup, we have a giant ball.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24One more giant ball on either side. And of course,
0:56:24 > 0:56:26for the finish, it's a potato!
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Give it up for Penn and Teller, please!
0:56:33 > 0:56:38- And now it's my time to introduce the greatest era of music...- Yeah.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40- My era of music...- Hit it!
0:56:40 > 0:56:42MUSIC PLAYS
0:56:42 > 0:56:44# Shake your love
0:56:44 > 0:56:46# I just can't shake your love
0:56:46 > 0:56:48# Shake your love
0:56:48 > 0:56:50# I just can't shake...your love. #
0:56:50 > 0:56:52Step aside, kid. Let me show you how it's done.
0:56:54 > 0:56:57# We're not gonna take it Come on!
0:56:57 > 0:56:59# Oh, no, we ain't going take it
0:57:00 > 0:57:04# We're not gonna take it any more. #
0:57:04 > 0:57:05Show-off!
0:57:07 > 0:57:11- BOTH:- # Oh, we're not gonna take it any more
0:57:13 > 0:57:15# Yeah, yeah! #
0:57:19 > 0:57:21Debbie Gibson and Dee Snider.
0:57:23 > 0:57:24Good Lord!
0:57:25 > 0:57:28This has really been, really been a special experience.
0:57:32 > 0:57:33# Now, I've
0:57:35 > 0:57:40# Had the time of my life
0:57:40 > 0:57:45# No, I've never felt this way before
0:57:45 > 0:57:50# Yes, I swear, it's the truth
0:57:50 > 0:57:53# And I owe it all to you
0:57:53 > 0:58:00# Now, I've had the time of my life
0:58:00 > 0:58:05# And I owe it all to you
0:58:08 > 0:58:09Woo!
0:58:09 > 0:58:12I think I've been underestimated a lot in my life.
0:58:12 > 0:58:15'But I will prove people wrong and show them
0:58:15 > 0:58:17'that I've got a lot more to me than just singing.
0:58:17 > 0:58:21'I do think I'm going to win. I will be the Celebrity Apprentice.'
0:58:21 > 0:58:26- ALL:- # I've had the time of my life
0:58:26 > 0:58:30# And I owe it all to you! #
0:58:30 > 0:58:32Goodnight. Thank you, guys, so much for coming out.
0:58:38 > 0:58:39'It's so much easier'
0:58:39 > 0:58:42to face off against someone you don't like, you know?
0:58:42 > 0:58:46'But it's Team Clay, and that makes it very hard.
0:58:46 > 0:58:47'But in the end,'
0:58:47 > 0:58:49I am the Celebrity Apprentice.
0:59:00 > 0:59:03- Thank you.- Welcome back, guys.
0:59:06 > 0:59:08- Hello.- How are you?- Good, thanks.
0:59:15 > 0:59:19So, we're coming to an end. It's almost over.
0:59:20 > 0:59:23Lisa, what did you think of your project manager?
0:59:23 > 0:59:25- What did you think of Arsenio? - I'll be honest with you.
0:59:25 > 0:59:27He was fantastic. He really was.
0:59:27 > 0:59:29He let us be ourselves, he let us do our thing.
0:59:29 > 0:59:32He gave us free rein, he was really cool.
0:59:32 > 0:59:35- He was a good host.- Really. - Very professional.
0:59:35 > 0:59:37He's done that before, in all fairness.
0:59:37 > 0:59:39You did have... He had a little experience at that.
0:59:39 > 0:59:42Let me ask you, though, Lisa, didn't you make a contribution to Clay?
0:59:43 > 0:59:47- Well, yes, I did. I... - Did you know about that, Arsenio?
0:59:47 > 0:59:50- I heard through the grapevine. - How do you feel about that?
0:59:50 > 0:59:51Well, you know what?
0:59:51 > 0:59:54I think for the game it may be unorthodox,
0:59:54 > 0:59:56but it shows you who she is.
0:59:56 > 0:59:59Clay had really helped me win that 100,000
0:59:59 > 1:00:00for the Gay Men's Health Crisis
1:00:00 > 1:00:03and also Clay has a special place in my heart
1:00:03 > 1:00:05cos he made this so pleasant towards the end.
1:00:05 > 1:00:06And I said, "You know what?
1:00:06 > 1:00:08"It's the least I could do, from Lisa Lampanelli,
1:00:08 > 1:00:09"give him some money."
1:00:09 > 1:00:12- How much was your contribution? - 10,000. All right.
1:00:12 > 1:00:17- You made a 10,000 Claytribution? - SHE LAUGHS
1:00:17 > 1:00:20- While you were on our team? - Because, I...
1:00:20 > 1:00:23- Adam, how do you feel about that? - Wow!- How do you feel about that?
1:00:23 > 1:00:26I thought she was going to say it was like, you know, 70.
1:00:26 > 1:00:28That wouldn't have made a difference.
1:00:28 > 1:00:29Adam, what do you think of that?
1:00:29 > 1:00:31Her making a contribution to Clay's team?
1:00:31 > 1:00:35Oh, really... I think it just shows her character.
1:00:35 > 1:00:37- Is that good or bad?- It's good. - Ah, it's good.
1:00:37 > 1:00:40- I don't mean that in a bad way. - Lisa, I think it's good too.
1:00:40 > 1:00:43- Lisa has got a lot of character.- I think it's fine, I think it's good.
1:00:43 > 1:00:46- So, what do you think, Adam? Did you have a good time?- Yeah, I did.
1:00:46 > 1:00:50How did you like your project manager? Meaning Arsenio.
1:00:50 > 1:00:54- I love Arsenio cos A, we got along well.- Did you know him before?
1:00:54 > 1:00:58Yeah, well, you know, there's showbiz know and then there's...
1:00:58 > 1:01:01- Right, yeah, so you know... - ..we had sex know.
1:01:01 > 1:01:04Arsenio and I were we had sex... No.
1:01:04 > 1:01:08We knew each other, but I never got to spend this kind of time with...
1:01:08 > 1:01:11- You don't spend this kind of time with your family.- It's tough.
1:01:11 > 1:01:14It's tough. And Arsenio and I got along real well
1:01:14 > 1:01:17- and I was flattered that he picked me.- OK.
1:01:17 > 1:01:20What were Arsenio's weaknesses, would you say, Teresa?
1:01:20 > 1:01:22Um, he really didn't have any.
1:01:22 > 1:01:26I mean, everything was smooth sailing. You know, he was amazing.
1:01:26 > 1:01:29- Aubrey?- Mm-hm.- What would you say Arsenio's weakness is?
1:01:29 > 1:01:34- Oh, I don't have enough time.- I know what this is! I know what's coming.
1:01:34 > 1:01:35I'm breathing.
1:01:35 > 1:01:40That's fine, I think it's fine. He has no weaknesses, right? It's cool.
1:01:40 > 1:01:42- Oh, no, he does. - Oh, he does? What are they?
1:01:42 > 1:01:45I don't know, I don't know him as a man.
1:01:45 > 1:01:47I don't care to know him as a man. I hope Clay wins.
1:01:49 > 1:01:51- Wow. OK, well that's loyalty.- Yes.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54- And you gave her a hard time, in all fairness.- Absolutely.
1:01:54 > 1:01:55You gave her a pretty hard time.
1:01:55 > 1:01:58- She gave me a donation though, privately.- Oh, is that true?
1:01:58 > 1:01:59- No, I'm just kidding.- Oh.
1:01:59 > 1:02:03LAUGHTER
1:02:03 > 1:02:05STUDIO AUDIENCE WHOOPS So, Arsenio.
1:02:05 > 1:02:08I heard that Magic Johnson is very, very happy
1:02:08 > 1:02:09with everything you've done,
1:02:09 > 1:02:13- including awareness but also the money that was raised.- Yeah, he's...
1:02:13 > 1:02:15But the awareness was very important to him.
1:02:15 > 1:02:17He is very happy and he got up at 6am
1:02:17 > 1:02:23so we could get some footage from San Diego to New York in time.
1:02:23 > 1:02:25- Yes, very good.- The execution of that was really incredible.
1:02:25 > 1:02:28Because when you were talking about it in concept
1:02:28 > 1:02:30and throwing the ball from one frame to the other,
1:02:30 > 1:02:32that could have worked or it could have been a total disaster
1:02:32 > 1:02:34just from the seamlessness standpoint.
1:02:34 > 1:02:37- But I think it came together very, very well.- That's true.
1:02:38 > 1:02:42OK. So, I have to say. Dee, I thought you were fantastic.
1:02:42 > 1:02:43- I loved that song.- Thank you.
1:02:43 > 1:02:45You must have a lot of money in the bank, huh?
1:02:45 > 1:02:48- Yeah, that's done really well for me.- Did you save your money?
1:02:48 > 1:02:50- I wrote it and it's had an amazing life.- No, I'm telling you.
1:02:50 > 1:02:52That song is big. It's a biggie.
1:02:52 > 1:02:54And the energy was incredible.
1:02:54 > 1:02:57- The second you started singing, the whole room went crazy.- Oh, thanks.
1:02:57 > 1:02:58I finally got to do what I do on the show.
1:02:58 > 1:03:00When you did that with Deborah...
1:03:00 > 1:03:04I tell you, the four of you are singers, fantastic. So, great job.
1:03:04 > 1:03:07Clay, what was your thought process in terms of the songs you chose?
1:03:07 > 1:03:09Well we... You know, this was a variety show
1:03:09 > 1:03:11and we wanted to pick songs that were big hits that people
1:03:11 > 1:03:14recognised immediately and that they would get involved in
1:03:14 > 1:03:15in the audience.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18- I have to say Debbie and Dee singing together was amazing.- Yeah.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20It was amazing, I thought it was great.
1:03:20 > 1:03:25So, this is not the sole criteria, how much you raise.
1:03:25 > 1:03:30It's going to be the show, the party, the charity awareness ad
1:03:30 > 1:03:32and who did the best overall. OK?
1:03:33 > 1:03:37Ivanka, with that being said, how much did Arsenio's team raise?
1:03:39 > 1:03:43Arsenio's team raised 167,100.
1:03:43 > 1:03:44Very good. AUDIENCE CHEERS
1:03:44 > 1:03:46And that's money that goes to you.
1:03:46 > 1:03:48- Very good job. - Thank you, all.- Great job.
1:03:48 > 1:03:51Arsenio, that money goes to you no matter, winning or losing.
1:03:51 > 1:03:54That money all close to the Magic Johnson Foundation,
1:03:54 > 1:03:56and that's great. OK? Win or lose.
1:03:56 > 1:03:58- Great.- Now, you could add 250,000 to it.
1:03:58 > 1:04:02- We'll see what happens. We will soon know, OK?- Thank you.- Good going.
1:04:04 > 1:04:08- Don, tell me about Clay's team. - Clay raised a total...
1:04:10 > 1:04:12..of 301,500.
1:04:12 > 1:04:14AUDIENCE WHOOPS Wow!
1:04:14 > 1:04:15- Clay!- Congratulations.- Well done.
1:04:17 > 1:04:20- That doesn't mean you win, Clay, but that's a good start.- You know what?
1:04:20 > 1:04:22We got a lot of money for both of our charities
1:04:22 > 1:04:24and that's what we, both came here for.
1:04:24 > 1:04:26A tremendous amount of money, and there's another
1:04:26 > 1:04:28quarter of a million that we're talking about,
1:04:28 > 1:04:29so that'll be very interesting.
1:04:29 > 1:04:32I want to thank everybody. You were absolutely amazing.
1:04:32 > 1:04:35You played the game well, you played the game hard,
1:04:35 > 1:04:37you played the game tough and smart.
1:04:37 > 1:04:40So, thank you all very much, and...
1:04:40 > 1:04:41get out of here.
1:04:41 > 1:04:44- OK. Thank you.- Thank you. - Thank you.- See you, guys.
1:04:44 > 1:04:46Arsenio and Clay, you stay where you are.
1:04:46 > 1:04:49Thank you, guys. Thank you.
1:04:49 > 1:04:51- Great job, everybody. - I'll talk to you, Adam.
1:04:55 > 1:04:57Take care, Penn.
1:05:00 > 1:05:02- Good to see you.- You too.- OK.
1:05:04 > 1:05:09Clay, Arsenio. You've both been absolutely amazing.
1:05:09 > 1:05:12This will be a very, very tough decision.
1:05:26 > 1:05:28Let's bring out our finalists.
1:05:29 > 1:05:32You first knew him as a late-night host,
1:05:32 > 1:05:35star of Coming To America and as a comedian.
1:05:35 > 1:05:38But this season, he was all about business.
1:05:38 > 1:05:42So far, he's undefeated as a project manager.
1:05:42 > 1:05:45Please welcome Arsenio Hall.
1:05:52 > 1:05:53Thank you, thank you.
1:05:58 > 1:05:59Hey, y'all.
1:05:59 > 1:06:01Carolla!
1:06:01 > 1:06:02Thank you.
1:06:06 > 1:06:07Thank you very much, thank you.
1:06:11 > 1:06:15- Hello. Hey, Eric!- He was the runner-up in American Idol.
1:06:15 > 1:06:19But will he be the winner here on Celebrity Apprentice?
1:06:19 > 1:06:22His creativity and hard work this season proved that he's
1:06:22 > 1:06:25much more than just a singer.
1:06:25 > 1:06:27Say hello to Clay Aiken.
1:06:46 > 1:06:49Congratulations, fellas. Great going.
1:06:50 > 1:06:53So, Clay. I love Simon Cowell, he's a friend of mine.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55- Who's tougher? Him or me?- Ooh!
1:06:55 > 1:06:57It's tough, you know.
1:06:57 > 1:07:02I think Simon has a certain degree of knowledge on the music business,
1:07:02 > 1:07:05but his knowledge of the music business compared to your knowledge
1:07:05 > 1:07:08of the business world business is much more minimal.
1:07:08 > 1:07:11So there's a certain degree of nervousness we get around you
1:07:11 > 1:07:13because there's kind of that level of respect.
1:07:13 > 1:07:16All right, you gave the right answer. That's good.
1:07:16 > 1:07:17Arsenio?
1:07:17 > 1:07:20You broke down a couple of times, tears came to your eyes
1:07:20 > 1:07:22because of your charity.
1:07:22 > 1:07:23What was that all about?
1:07:23 > 1:07:25Yeah, it was...
1:07:26 > 1:07:30Unfortunately, right when I decided to do the show,
1:07:30 > 1:07:36I had a cousin who was suffering from AIDS for many years.
1:07:36 > 1:07:40And she died right before I called NBC and said I'm in. Um...
1:07:41 > 1:07:45I'll be fighting for the rest of my life in her memory.
1:07:45 > 1:07:48- That's great.- Sharon, I love you. - That's great.
1:07:49 > 1:07:53Very nice. Dee, who do you like better? Who should win?
1:07:53 > 1:07:56Who should be the Celebrity Apprentice?
1:07:56 > 1:07:58Clay Aiken.
1:07:58 > 1:08:00THEY CHEER Good.
1:08:01 > 1:08:04He does it all - he's creative, he's got...
1:08:04 > 1:08:06he's a force to reckon with,
1:08:06 > 1:08:08he's a great leader
1:08:08 > 1:08:09and he's a cool guy.
1:08:09 > 1:08:11OK, good. Lisa? How do you feel?
1:08:11 > 1:08:15You know, I love them both, I think I would love to see Clay win
1:08:15 > 1:08:17because of all the things Dee said, but I want to see
1:08:17 > 1:08:20Arsenio with his own show on late-night next fall.
1:08:20 > 1:08:22- All right. I do too. - That's what I want.- I do too.
1:08:25 > 1:08:30Debbie Gibson, who do you like? Who should be the Celebrity Apprentice?
1:08:30 > 1:08:32I do love them both, but I'm on Team Clay,
1:08:32 > 1:08:33but not just because of that.
1:08:33 > 1:08:35Clay was decisive, he was calm,
1:08:35 > 1:08:37even when I was being really annoying.
1:08:37 > 1:08:39- Thank you. - THEY LAUGH
1:08:39 > 1:08:40And you know what?
1:08:40 > 1:08:43I think he killed it in the performance he put together
1:08:43 > 1:08:45and the whole, the presentation had so many details.
1:08:45 > 1:08:48I just think overall, I think...I think Clay.
1:08:48 > 1:08:50All right, Dayana Mendoza?
1:08:52 > 1:08:54You're Miss Universe, but frankly, more importantly,
1:08:54 > 1:08:56you did great on Celebrity Apprentice,
1:08:56 > 1:08:59- and we appreciate that.- Thank you.
1:08:59 > 1:09:03- Thank you. I really appreciate it. - Dayana, who do you like?
1:09:03 > 1:09:04Arsenio or Clay?
1:09:06 > 1:09:08I think they both have amazing charities.
1:09:08 > 1:09:09I think they...
1:09:09 > 1:09:12It wouldn't make sense to choose either charity,
1:09:12 > 1:09:15but from my own experience on working with Clay,
1:09:15 > 1:09:17I will go for Arsenio.
1:09:17 > 1:09:18WOMAN SHOUTS
1:09:20 > 1:09:22Teresa, how do you feel?
1:09:24 > 1:09:27I think they're both amazing, I worked with both of them.
1:09:27 > 1:09:30I have loyalty to Arsenio cos I'm on his team,
1:09:30 > 1:09:33but I've also worked with Clay Aiken. He's professional...
1:09:33 > 1:09:36- Who do you like?- He was a leader. - Who do you like?- Arsenio.- All right!
1:09:40 > 1:09:44Ladies and gentlemen, Clay Aiken and Arsenio Hall.
1:09:54 > 1:09:58# Sometimes in our lives
1:09:58 > 1:10:02# We all have pain
1:10:02 > 1:10:06# We all have sorrow
1:10:06 > 1:10:07# But
1:10:08 > 1:10:10# If we are wise
1:10:10 > 1:10:14# We know that there's
1:10:14 > 1:10:18# Always tomorrow
1:10:18 > 1:10:20# Lean on me
1:10:20 > 1:10:23# When you're not strong
1:10:23 > 1:10:26# And I'll be your friend
1:10:26 > 1:10:30# I'll help you carry on
1:10:30 > 1:10:35# For it won't be long
1:10:35 > 1:10:42# Till I'm gonna need somebody to lean on
1:10:48 > 1:10:51# You can call on me, brother
1:10:51 > 1:10:53# When you need a hand
1:10:53 > 1:10:58# We all need somebody to lean on
1:10:58 > 1:11:01# Now, I might have a problem
1:11:01 > 1:11:03# That you'll understand
1:11:03 > 1:11:08- BOTH:- # We all need somebody to lean on
1:11:08 > 1:11:10# Lean on me
1:11:10 > 1:11:13# When you're not strong
1:11:13 > 1:11:16# And I'll be your friend
1:11:16 > 1:11:19# I'll help you carry on
1:11:19 > 1:11:23# For it won't be long
1:11:23 > 1:11:30# Till I'm gonna need somebody to lean on
1:11:30 > 1:11:34# If there is a load
1:11:34 > 1:11:37# You have to bear
1:11:37 > 1:11:40# And you can't carry
1:11:40 > 1:11:44# Oh, I'm...I'm right up the road
1:11:44 > 1:11:47# I'll bear your load
1:11:47 > 1:11:51# If you just call me
1:11:51 > 1:11:54- # Call me - If you need a friend
1:11:54 > 1:11:56- # Call me - Yeah
1:11:56 > 1:11:59- # Call me - Call me
1:11:59 > 1:12:01- # Call me - Sing it, y'all
1:12:01 > 1:12:03- ALL:- # Lean on me
1:12:03 > 1:12:05# When you're not strong
1:12:05 > 1:12:08# And I'll be your friend
1:12:08 > 1:12:12# I'll help you carry on
1:12:12 > 1:12:16# For it won't be long
1:12:16 > 1:12:18# Till I'm gonna need
1:12:18 > 1:12:21# Somebody to lean on
1:12:21 > 1:12:24# Lean on me
1:12:24 > 1:12:26# When you're not strong
1:12:26 > 1:12:29# And I'll be your friend
1:12:29 > 1:12:33# I'll help you carry on
1:12:33 > 1:12:36# For it won't be long
1:12:36 > 1:12:40# Till I'm gonna need... #
1:12:40 > 1:12:45- Bring it. - # Somebody to lean... #
1:12:45 > 1:12:51- Come on, Clay. - BOTH:- # On
1:12:51 > 1:12:55CLAY HOLDS NOTE
1:12:56 > 1:12:59- ARSENIO COUGHS - # On. #
1:12:59 > 1:13:02Here's a look at some of our previous winners.
1:13:04 > 1:13:05Piers Morgan.
1:13:05 > 1:13:09Every part of me is desperate to be Celebrity Apprentice.
1:13:09 > 1:13:12Richard Branson just called me, he's giving us 10,000. Yeah!
1:13:12 > 1:13:13May the best man win, and I will.
1:13:13 > 1:13:15Entertainment icon Joan Rivers.
1:13:15 > 1:13:19I will do everything I can to win.
1:13:19 > 1:13:22You won 126,000.
1:13:22 > 1:13:25Rock star Bret Michaels.
1:13:25 > 1:13:26I passionately want to win,
1:13:26 > 1:13:30and I'm going to do whatever it takes to get a cure for diabetes.
1:13:30 > 1:13:31Once I go in, I'm in.
1:13:31 > 1:13:32We're going to make it happen.
1:13:32 > 1:13:34Superstar John Rich.
1:13:34 > 1:13:37Country done come to town, brother!
1:13:37 > 1:13:39470,000.
1:13:41 > 1:13:44The winner of The Celebrity Apprentice is...
1:13:44 > 1:13:47John Rich. CHEERING
1:13:49 > 1:13:51Piers, you're the Celebrity Apprentice.
1:13:51 > 1:13:54Joan, you are the winner.
1:13:54 > 1:13:56Bret, you're hired. CHEERING
1:13:56 > 1:13:58Woo!
1:14:00 > 1:14:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:14:04 > 1:14:10Clay, tell me why you should become the Celebrity Apprentice.
1:14:10 > 1:14:14Um, I think I came here with sort of low expectations.
1:14:14 > 1:14:16And I think I exceeded them
1:14:16 > 1:14:19and raised the bar a little bit for myself. I came in
1:14:19 > 1:14:22with people not knowing that I could be productive
1:14:22 > 1:14:23and be a creative and be a leader.
1:14:23 > 1:14:27And I think that I showed that I can be.
1:14:27 > 1:14:29And if nothing else, my mother's here tonight,
1:14:29 > 1:14:31and she sat through me losing one time before.
1:14:31 > 1:14:33- ARSENIO LAUGHS - And I really don't want her
1:14:33 > 1:14:35to have to sit through it again, so...
1:14:35 > 1:14:38LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
1:14:38 > 1:14:43The fact that you lost as a project manager, does that bother you,
1:14:43 > 1:14:45and is that supposed to bother me?
1:14:45 > 1:14:48Um, I don't think so. I think that the last task...
1:14:48 > 1:14:51I have a feeling that the last task was a strong showing
1:14:51 > 1:14:53of all the different parts,
1:14:53 > 1:14:55of all the different components of everything we've done.
1:14:55 > 1:14:57It's really a comprehensive exam.
1:14:57 > 1:15:00And I think I excelled at that.
1:15:00 > 1:15:04Arsenio, you said very strongly, and I was honoured by it,
1:15:04 > 1:15:07that, "If I got the Donald Trump seal of approval,"
1:15:07 > 1:15:10you'd never forget it for the rest of your life, you'd go around
1:15:10 > 1:15:12raising money for charities, doing all sorts of things.
1:15:12 > 1:15:15Do you mean that or is that just something that's very
1:15:15 > 1:15:18nice for my ego, Arsenio? ARSENIO LAUGHS
1:15:18 > 1:15:21- What do you mean by that? - You know, I absolutely meant it.
1:15:21 > 1:15:23I was brought to Hollywood by jazz singer Nancy Wilson
1:15:23 > 1:15:24and her manager, John Lee.
1:15:24 > 1:15:27He's in heaven now, but every chance I get,
1:15:27 > 1:15:29I always let people know
1:15:29 > 1:15:30how I got here.
1:15:30 > 1:15:33I've been taking care of my son for a while
1:15:33 > 1:15:37and I'm about to re-emerge and try to get a late-night talk show.
1:15:37 > 1:15:39You are re-emerging, by the way.
1:15:39 > 1:15:40- Yes.- You are, I think so. Right?- Yes.
1:15:40 > 1:15:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:15:44 > 1:15:45The most...
1:15:45 > 1:15:49The most important aspect of that statement is there are people
1:15:49 > 1:15:52out there like Joan Rivers and Piers Morgan,
1:15:52 > 1:15:58all of their success shines a light on the banner that you gave them.
1:15:58 > 1:16:01And I'll be out there too, giving it 100%, fighting.
1:16:01 > 1:16:04I'm a guy who's been on the cover of Time magazine, Rolling Stone,
1:16:04 > 1:16:07but not only that, I've been on the cover of Wall Street Journal.
1:16:07 > 1:16:09I have lived the life of the Apprentice,
1:16:09 > 1:16:11I just need the title now.
1:16:11 > 1:16:14All right. Well, that's very nice. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:16:16 > 1:16:17Very nice.
1:16:21 > 1:16:23Clay, I have a lot of respect for Penn.
1:16:23 > 1:16:25You and Penn weren't getting along
1:16:25 > 1:16:26and then you chose him for your team.
1:16:26 > 1:16:29Do you think that was a good decision or not necessarily?
1:16:29 > 1:16:31Oh, absolutely. I mean, I have a lot of respect for Penn also.
1:16:31 > 1:16:33He's a brilliant mind.
1:16:33 > 1:16:36You know, I think sometimes, you know, oil and vinegar don't
1:16:36 > 1:16:38always mix, but they sure do work well together.
1:16:38 > 1:16:39And Penn is brilliant.
1:16:39 > 1:16:41I also wanted to show you that I can work with anyone,
1:16:41 > 1:16:43- and I thought that was important. - All right.
1:16:43 > 1:16:45I certainly wanted Penn on my team
1:16:45 > 1:16:47and I wanted to show I could work with him.
1:16:47 > 1:16:48- And he did a great job. - Yes, he did.- Lisa.
1:16:48 > 1:16:50Ask a question of Arsenio.
1:16:50 > 1:16:52Oh, my gosh!
1:16:53 > 1:16:55- Arsenio.- Yes?
1:16:55 > 1:16:57Do you find me attractive?
1:16:57 > 1:16:59LAUGHTER
1:17:01 > 1:17:02I don't know!
1:17:02 > 1:17:05- You better say yes! - The answer is yes.
1:17:05 > 1:17:08- I'll answer that, he does find you attractive.- Thank you, Arsenio.
1:17:08 > 1:17:10Not only are you visually beautiful,
1:17:10 > 1:17:13but a great mind is the sexiest thing in the world on a woman.
1:17:13 > 1:17:16Hell yeah! Thank you.
1:17:16 > 1:17:17And you know what?
1:17:17 > 1:17:21He does find you attractive and he doesn't find Dayana attractive.
1:17:21 > 1:17:23Dayana, ask a question.
1:17:23 > 1:17:24Arsenio.
1:17:25 > 1:17:27Do you find Lisa attractive?
1:17:27 > 1:17:29LAUGHTER
1:17:32 > 1:17:35What do you think, Dayana?
1:17:35 > 1:17:37You know what?
1:17:37 > 1:17:41I stand by that previous statement and I think if she had
1:17:41 > 1:17:44started on the mission earlier, she could've been Miss Universe.
1:17:44 > 1:17:46Very good.
1:17:46 > 1:17:50Yes. Do they have a talent competition in Miss Universe?
1:17:50 > 1:17:51She would be very good at it.
1:17:51 > 1:17:54- Thanks.- And they are getting along right now.
1:17:54 > 1:17:58So, Arsenio, how important is this for you to win? How important?
1:17:58 > 1:18:03It's very important. Um, I want to be number one.
1:18:03 > 1:18:07I know that we've heard about Idol many times.
1:18:07 > 1:18:09Um...
1:18:09 > 1:18:10But you know, when I was battling
1:18:10 > 1:18:12against Johnny Carson, I was number two.
1:18:12 > 1:18:15When I was a magician as a kid, I entered a magic contest,
1:18:15 > 1:18:18Penn and I talked about it, I was number two.
1:18:18 > 1:18:20I NEED to be number one.
1:18:21 > 1:18:23And, uh... Did I tell you?
1:18:23 > 1:18:25When I was little, they called me Skinny Ruben.
1:18:25 > 1:18:29- I don't even know why. - CLAY LAUGHS
1:18:29 > 1:18:34Gentlemen, it's time to make a decision.
1:18:34 > 1:18:35Ivanka, what do you think?
1:18:35 > 1:18:38Well, first of all, I want to congratulate you both.
1:18:38 > 1:18:41I learned a tremendous amount watching you.
1:18:41 > 1:18:44Clay, you were loved by almost, almost everybody.
1:18:44 > 1:18:49You were strategically refined, assertive when you needed to be,
1:18:49 > 1:18:52and just a really, really strong player all around.
1:18:52 > 1:18:54Arsenio, you had a different style.
1:18:54 > 1:18:56You're a bit more passive as a leader,
1:18:56 > 1:18:58but you were highly effective.
1:18:58 > 1:18:59You made a few more enemies,
1:18:59 > 1:19:02but I don't think anyone would blame you for that.
1:19:02 > 1:19:04And everyone ultimately saw your great heart.
1:19:04 > 1:19:06I think it's a tough choice, Dad.
1:19:06 > 1:19:08- Eric?- Well, guys, this is very difficult. On one hand,
1:19:08 > 1:19:11you raised an incredible amount of money for your charity.
1:19:11 > 1:19:15On the other hand, you were undefeated, and that says a lot.
1:19:15 > 1:19:18You know, Dad, this is ultimately up to you.
1:19:18 > 1:19:23Well, I just want to say, I've never been so torn.
1:19:23 > 1:19:27This is a very, very tough decision.
1:19:27 > 1:19:29You're both amazing people.
1:19:29 > 1:19:31There is no loser tonight.
1:19:32 > 1:19:38But the winner of Celebrity Apprentice
1:19:38 > 1:19:41and a quarter of 1 million to your charity in addition to
1:19:41 > 1:19:45all of the money that you've won is...
1:19:50 > 1:19:54..Arsenio Hall. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:20:03 > 1:20:05Congratulations.
1:20:06 > 1:20:07Way to go.
1:20:15 > 1:20:17Thank you. Thank you.
1:20:21 > 1:20:24Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
1:20:24 > 1:20:27- Nicely done, buddy!- Congratulations.
1:20:27 > 1:20:32Arsenio! Arsenio.
1:20:34 > 1:20:37Arsenio, congratulations!
1:20:37 > 1:20:39Arr, give me a hug!
1:20:39 > 1:20:41Wow!
1:20:41 > 1:20:45Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
1:20:47 > 1:20:49ARSENIO SHOUTS EXCITEDLY
1:20:51 > 1:20:53- Oooh!- We love you.
1:20:54 > 1:20:57Congratulations.
1:20:57 > 1:20:58I know you wanted it.
1:20:58 > 1:21:00# Money, money, money
1:21:00 > 1:21:02# Money! #