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0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Useless. Totally, absolutely useless.'

0:00:05 > 0:00:06I feel so angry.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I can't put up with loose cannons.

0:00:08 > 0:00:09You're fired.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11You're fired.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13You're fired.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Good evening and welcome to You're Fired. I'm Rhod Gilbert.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31In this week's task,

0:00:31 > 0:00:34the candidates competing for a £250,000 investment from Lord Sugar

0:00:34 > 0:00:37had to organise sophisticated after-hours events at some of

0:00:37 > 0:00:39London's most famous landmarks.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42And the teams found themselves up against one of the toughest

0:00:42 > 0:00:45deadlines ever seen on The Apprentice.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49- We've got 15 minutes.- You don't. Your first guests have arrived.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50We've got no minutes.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52LAUGHTER

0:00:52 > 0:00:53In Apprentice News tonight...

0:00:53 > 0:00:56BIG BEN GONGS

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Nobody wants Dillon's hot food, but later on, with stomachs rumbling,

0:00:59 > 0:01:02there's bedlam when he drops his Mint Imperials.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Go!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05THEY ALL SHOUT

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Dillon!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Come on, people, I have faith in you!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11LAUGHTER

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Worried that Paul and Jessica's argument is getting out of hand,

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Claude employs a stunt double to watch over them.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18It's completely, like, the wrong way.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22You're trying to use whatever will sell to cover it. That's not how you do business.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Paul, do you know how you do do business?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30He's smiling.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Courtney's attempt at a bloodcurdling pirate comes off

0:01:33 > 0:01:35a bit Hugh Grant.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Oh-hoy there.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38LAUGHTER

0:01:38 > 0:01:41"I say, would anyone care to walk the plank?"

0:01:41 > 0:01:42After years of feuding,

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Blofeld and James Bond finally put their differences aside.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47HE LAUGHS

0:01:47 > 0:01:48GLASSES CLINK

0:01:50 > 0:01:53LAUGHTER

0:01:53 > 0:01:54He's no longer smiling.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Paul suspects one of the party guests is trying to smuggle out all the cocktail sausages.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Having fun.- You're having fun.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02You're having fun.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04LAUGHTER

0:02:06 > 0:02:08And that was tonight's Apprentice News.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Let's meet our panel,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20ready to stick on their best frocks and party until 10:30 tonight...

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Internationally renowned entrepreneur and founder of the Mobo Awards Kanya King,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26aide to Lord Sugar, our very own Claude Littner

0:02:26 > 0:02:28and comedian and Apprentice fan Joe Lycett.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Welcome to You're Fired.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:36 > 0:02:39So, after witnessing this week's exclusive social events,

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Lord Sugar challenged his inner nightclub bouncer and strong-armed

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Paul out of the process.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Paul, I think that you made a very,

0:02:48 > 0:02:52very big error in the pricing strategy, and you can't lose

0:02:52 > 0:02:55your rag at every single time that something goes wrong.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58And you did lose your rag on this task in representing

0:02:58 > 0:03:00me in front of customers.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05And I think I've seen enough in the case of you, Paul, to say that...

0:03:06 > 0:03:09..you're fired.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Please welcome Paul Sullivan.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- You all right, big man?- How are you doing?- Grab a seat. Grab a seat.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Paul Sullivan, ladies and gentlemen!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39So, Paul, how do you feel now?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Um...

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Angry I think, I'm still angry.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44LAUGHTER

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Still?- No, yeah, I'm a little bit deflated.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- I still think that I could have won it.- Yeah.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Were you surprised to go out?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Not after that performance, no, but I think if it was judged over the previous week's,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I don't think that I should have gone.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59No goodbye, there was no "thanks for the opportunity"

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- or none of that nonsense, straight home.- No.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05I don't think anyone really says "thanks for the opportunity" when you're getting fired, but I mean,...

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- They do, that's what they do. Haven't you noticed? Have you not watched this programme, mate?- I do.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11LAUGHTER

0:04:11 > 0:04:14It's not often we can pinpoint the exact moment that somebody

0:04:14 > 0:04:18loses interest in the 250 grand, but I think with you, I think as soon

0:04:18 > 0:04:22as you kind of went, "You can think what you bloody like, Lord Sugar!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24"Take it or leave it, mate. I don't care what you think."

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- That was the point where at home we kind of went, "Er... I think he's out."- Yeah.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30LAUGHTER

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Oh, God.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33LAUGHTER

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Is it haunting you, the thought of it this haunting you?- Yeah.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Sometimes I think that things just get the better of you,

0:04:40 > 0:04:41and I think that was one time where I was thinking,

0:04:41 > 0:04:43"You should have just shut up, mate," but I didn't.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- What, him or you?- No, me.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46LAUGHTER

0:04:46 > 0:04:49In the taxi, you said you looking forward to seeing your mum.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- I didn't see that coming.- Oh, listen, when your ego gets bruised like that,

0:04:52 > 0:04:55you definitely want to run back to your mum. Well, I do anyway, so...

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Yeah. Was she looking forward to seeing you?- No, definitely not.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59LAUGHTER

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I didn't see that coming, Joe, did you,

0:05:01 > 0:05:03wanting to run back to your mum there.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04- No, I saw it coming.- Did you?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Whenever I feel a bit hurt, I always run back to Paul's mum as well.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09LAUGHTER

0:05:09 > 0:05:12APPLAUSE

0:05:15 > 0:05:19That would have been very odd if you'd got home and he was out there.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20"Hiya!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22"Just watching The Apprentice."

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Kanya, you've organised lots of exclusive events,

0:05:25 > 0:05:27this kind of thing, over the years.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Would you let Paul organise an event for you?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Not immediately.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32LAUGHTER

0:05:32 > 0:05:34In time perhaps.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36I mean, I think running any exclusive event you need

0:05:36 > 0:05:38a number of key skills.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Obviously good communication, people skills,

0:05:41 > 0:05:46working under tight deadlines and of course working under pressure.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49And I think that's when you truly see whether you are fully

0:05:49 > 0:05:54equipped to be able to produce those kind of high-level events.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55I have to ask you about this,

0:05:55 > 0:05:57because I'm going to show you a little clip and we have not

0:05:57 > 0:06:01interfered with this, it's not on a loop. We have done nothing to it.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03This is how it was. THEY LAUGH

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Can you explain what's going on here? Have a little look.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25We have not put that on a loop or anything!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- I have got some Carmex if you want something. - LAUGHTER

0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's like, you go on the internet sometimes and you see

0:06:30 > 0:06:34people have put peanut butter on a dog's lips and that. I thought...

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Claude, you shadowed Paul for a number of weeks.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Was he on borrowed time or was it this task that it was...?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Well, this task was the defining one,

0:06:42 > 0:06:46because I think you made some really key bad decisions, Paul.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49I think throughout the tasks we never found quite what you

0:06:49 > 0:06:52were good at, and I don't mean that to be insulting, but just I

0:06:52 > 0:06:55never saw you comfortable in any particular week that I followed you.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- OK.- That's cos you were following him I think!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00LAUGHTER

0:07:00 > 0:07:03So, this week Captain Dillon led his merry Titans to victory,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06and in the boardroom it was Paul who was left looking like a dummy.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Let's see where it all went wrong.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Project management any good?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I'm thinking a full price ticket could be £50.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- 'We're going to have to reduce our ticket pricing.'- OK.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19So if you've got the one drink on arrival,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- the two canapes and the hot food, haven't they?- No, you've not got the hot food.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- They've got to pay for the hot food.- No, no, they've got to pay for the hot food.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- CLAUDE:- 'Paul's price drop is quite farcical.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30'It will be a miracle they can make a good enough margin on the

0:07:30 > 0:07:31'prices that they're selling at.'

0:07:31 > 0:07:33So, basically there's no salmon in the...?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35HE PUFFS IN FRUSTRATION

0:07:35 > 0:07:38When you were sold the tickets by Jessica, you were sold on the

0:07:38 > 0:07:41basis you were getting free drinks, canapes and hot food.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42OK, fine.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Just bear with me.- Just one second. - Bear with me a minute.- Please don't shout at me.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Well, just stop talking when I'm trying to talk. I'm trying to explain to you about your situation.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- LORD SUGAR:- Some of the guests thought that they were actually watching a remake of EastEnders.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59Let's start with the pricing comes up a lot. What happened with the pr...?

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- You started off at 65... - Right, so we start off at 65.- Yeah.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07And that's on the basis that we don't really know how much everything else is going to cost.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11And then I thought to myself, "Well, £65 is probably a little bit high,

0:08:11 > 0:08:14"£50 roughly is going to be about the right sort of price,

0:08:14 > 0:08:16"so before they got to the first venue,

0:08:16 > 0:08:19"give them a quick call and change the structure."

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I weren't really that confident that we were going to do that well

0:08:22 > 0:08:27in ticket sales, so it was a matter of trying to make the best of a bad day.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30We pretty much had lost it at the first point of sale.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- It was 65, 55, 50, 40... - And then...- 35, 28...

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Giving it away at the end, yeah.- 22, 21...

0:08:36 > 0:08:40What was the Bonus Ball again? I've forgotten... LAUGHTER

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Whose fault was that, Paul?- Mine.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Are you just being magnanimous in here?- No, seriously.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48No, honestly, I made those decisions and, you know,

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I've got to stand by those, but I still shouldn't have been fired.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53LAUGHTER

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Would you have asked for a refund off that event?

0:08:55 > 0:08:56I wouldn't have gone in the first place.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59LAUGHTER

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Mainly cos I'm frightened of waxworks, so I'd just be

0:09:01 > 0:09:05having a panic attack in front of Prince William or something.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Claude, how much was it,

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Paul's very magnanimously said, "It was my fault,"

0:09:09 > 0:09:10but how much of it was Jessica for kind of going

0:09:10 > 0:09:13a bit rogue and suddenly putting it at 35 quid and brushing everybody

0:09:13 > 0:09:16off with a "Go away, I'll tell you later, use your common sense?"

0:09:16 > 0:09:17She just wanted to sell,

0:09:17 > 0:09:20and I think she got carried away with the price, really.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22And to be fair, cos I was there,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24it was hard to maintain the top price, because nobody was

0:09:24 > 0:09:26interested, so they had to drop the price to get some sales.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29They dropped the price a bit too quickly, but there was no control of the thing,

0:09:29 > 0:09:33and I think even you weren't sure whether the food, hot food was included or not.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36I think Frances was the one that said, "No, it's not included.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39They did know, but maybe you can get confused when you get somewhere when you're under pressure,

0:09:39 > 0:09:43and I think maybe it was the pressure of not selling the tickets that actually made people

0:09:43 > 0:09:45start to crumble and start doing their own thing.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Jessica's line of common sense as well,

0:09:47 > 0:09:50"Just use your common sense," just wasn't helpful in that way, was it?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52It wasn't at all! "Use your common sense!"

0:09:52 > 0:09:57It's a good job she's not teaching people to do brain surgery, is it? "Just use your common sense!"

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Kanya, you have Rihanna, you've had Tinie Tempah.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04People like that, guests of that ilk,

0:10:04 > 0:10:06would they have been happy with what they...?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08LAUGHTER

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Stormzy, would Stormzy have asked for a refund at one of these events, do you think?- Oh, my God.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I think you know what I'm going to say. I mean, the thing is,

0:10:15 > 0:10:17we all know that celebrities and talent get invited to

0:10:17 > 0:10:21so many events, so when you're putting on a high-profile event,

0:10:21 > 0:10:23you really have to make it a memorable experience,

0:10:23 > 0:10:25you know, it really has to stand out.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29The beginning when they arrive, to the customer service in between, to when they leave,

0:10:29 > 0:10:34- you really want to pull out all the stops, and, well, OK.- Yeah. - LAUGHTER

0:10:34 > 0:10:35It was memorable.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38It was memorable in not the way you wanted it to be.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Well, poor Claude.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's quite a job having to keep an eye on all the candidates and

0:10:42 > 0:10:44observe all the dramas,

0:10:44 > 0:10:47so it's no wonder he tried to blend into the background this week.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- And that is a recognisable face. - It's just a little bit realistic.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09- Would you like to have a waxwork? - That's it!- I can see you breathing.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I can see you breathing.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Let's talk about the food. We've hinted at the food!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Paul, talk me through the canapes please. PAUL SIGHS

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Right, so where do we start? - I don't know!

0:11:20 > 0:11:25I made some dry Jacobs crackers with a bit of olive oil chucked on some diced tomato.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Oh, Claude saying "It's a cracker bite" is the most frightening thing I've ever...

0:11:28 > 0:11:31LAUGHTER

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I think it was funny I was trying to convince myself that this was a bruschetta bite, and Claude

0:11:34 > 0:11:37was like, "So it's just crackers with tomatoes."

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- "It's a cracker bite." That was it. - LAUGHTER

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Why didn't you spend more money on food?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46When it comes down to it, and you know the end goal is to try

0:11:46 > 0:11:49and make profit, I think I went for the profit and not the customer service,

0:11:49 > 0:11:51and that's blatantly obvious there.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53And whose fault was it, cos Frances was going,

0:11:53 > 0:11:55"It's all right, I can play mum and I can get a lot for a little."

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Whose fault was it between you two?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Frances did run the budget and she chose the ingredients,

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- so I think she's get to take some responsibility.- Frances, then. - Yeah, Frances.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04THEY LAUGH

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Frances took a lot of flak, Claude, for the canapes.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Unfairly, because actually Frances was very, very good.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13She was prepared to work with you, which isn't easy,

0:12:13 > 0:12:16and she was then prepared to go onto the other team and try and

0:12:16 > 0:12:18sort of smooth it out with Jessica.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20But she set the budget for the food.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Did she scrimp and save too much, would you say,

0:12:21 > 0:12:25or was it her ingenuity with little money that...? What...?

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Look, you've got to have ingenuity, but you can't make something with nothing.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31No, but it was her decision to go with nothing.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Well, yes, I think she had nothing to go with though.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- It was her decision to go with nothing.- Well, if you say so.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- How does that work?- Yes, badly. - She had nothing to go with,

0:12:39 > 0:12:41but it was her decision to have nothing to go with.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Oh, the tables have turned now, Claude, haven't they? - LAUGHTER

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Right, I'm off. LAUGHTER

0:12:47 > 0:12:53Joe, at what point do you give up on a salmon, cream cheese and chives canape?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Is it when you haven't got the smoked salmon or do you plough on?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00A bag of Monster Munch would have gone down a lot better than what you produced there.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Yeah, I think you've got to, I think that's one of the key things

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- that you got wrong there is that salmon.- Do you think?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Smoked salmon is so, I mean, I eat it all the time and, I mean,

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I'm on telly money, so, you know, who gives a...? But, you know...

0:13:12 > 0:13:13LAUGHTER

0:13:13 > 0:13:16But it is cheap. It's cheaper than I think you realise.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I like crackers as much as the next person,

0:13:19 > 0:13:24but calling them bruschetta bites, I mean, that was genius, wasn't it?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I appreciate the creativity.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I think there's a fine line that you can cross, to be honest,

0:13:28 > 0:13:31and if you want to have a long-term, you know,

0:13:31 > 0:13:35be in the business for a long term in the way of delivering more events,

0:13:35 > 0:13:39you need to put on something that people will remember for years to come, because people don't forget.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42You can say they won't remember that for years to come. LAUGHTER

0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Bruschetta bites! - You left your mark!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- None of us are going to forget bruschetta bites.- Bruschetta bites.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50They do it a lot, though, with food, don't they, where they sort of...

0:13:50 > 0:13:54I hate when they say pan-fried. What else are you going to fry it in?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- It's just a...- Toast, toaster-toasted. - LAUGHTER

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Yeah, exactly. We're used to this, a bit of creative license. There's nothing wrong with it, is there?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03What would you call Monster Munch if you're having a party?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Monsur mange. - LAUGHTER

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Time now for any information-hungry budding entrepreneurs to prick

0:14:10 > 0:14:14up their ears as we offer another highbrow educational take on the week's events.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23- If you want to call it a name or... - This is a bruschetta bite.- OK. - Simple.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24What shall we call this, Paul?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Um...

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Mate, you created it. - Sof's Cucumber.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I'm definitely not calling it Sof's Cucumber.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36APPLAUSE

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Er, Jessica...

0:14:39 > 0:14:43How did you get on with Jessica? You seemed to have your ups and downs?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- No, I didn't, I think that Jessica's a lovely girl.- Yeah.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50I think I learnt more about Jessica on that last task than at any other time.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Do you think ultimately that it was the right decision to move

0:14:53 > 0:14:58- Frances across to bump Jessica on the sub-team?- I think that I made the right decision.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I mean, if I could go back and do it again,

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I would probably explain it a little bit more.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I think I half expected a little bit of confrontation,

0:15:06 > 0:15:10which I tried to, like, avoid from an emotional perspective,

0:15:10 > 0:15:14and it just came across as blunt and uncaring, but I'm not really like that.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Well, Paul may have led his team to a loss this week,

0:15:16 > 0:15:18but he didn't do it alone.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Alongside him was his best mate, I mean his worst enemy.

0:15:21 > 0:15:26Either way, she was always there. A friend, a frenemy, a Frances.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Frances, you're going to work with me.- Yeah. I like working with you.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I really like working with you.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32MUSIC: I'll Be There For You by The Rembrandts

0:15:32 > 0:15:34I think you've got three strong people on that team,

0:15:34 > 0:15:37but I don't think anyone's a natural leader like me and you.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40That is... Do you know what, Paul? I think that me and you are on the same page.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I might switch you into that team to sort it out tomorrow.- Hmm.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- I really enjoy working with you. - I'm easy to work with.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56I was getting very little from Paul, and it was literally I was on a deadline and had very little...

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- You were just sat there. - I don't think so.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00# I hate you so much right now... #

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Don't try and paint the picture like you've done it.- I'm not.- We were sitting in the room together.- Yeah.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- And we was going through what we could do because of the restricted budget.- I was giving suggestions...

0:16:08 > 0:16:09And I was working with you.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12APPLAUSE

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Man, that was a... Such an emotional rollercoaster. What, what...?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19It was like watching a romcom in reverse.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Characters normally start, they hate each other and then they fall

0:16:22 > 0:16:25in love and stuff, and this was, you did it all the wrong way round.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27She was kind of a little bit, a bit of betrayal there,

0:16:27 > 0:16:30and actually from that point she talked herself into coming

0:16:30 > 0:16:32into the bottom three, cos I would have took Sofiane in,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- so I actually had Sofiane planned.- JOE:- Oh!

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Yeah, it was a bit of a...- Oh!- Oh! - Joe. Joe, by all means. By all means.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41LAUGHTER I'm so excited.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42LAUGHTER

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Isn't he? So you had no intention of bringing her back in?- No.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46I debated over it.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50I was actually thinking, "No, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. Take Sofiane in,

0:16:50 > 0:16:51"you know it's him." "No, it was you."

0:16:51 > 0:16:53- So it was like... - LAUGHTER

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Does that surprise you, Claude, to learn that?

0:16:55 > 0:16:59You can't underestimate the stress and pressure there is in that boardroom.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- It really is... It's a horrible place to be.- Even you! Even you!

0:17:02 > 0:17:03LAUGHTER

0:17:03 > 0:17:07On this side of it it's all right, but it is difficult, it really is.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- There's not many candidates left. - No.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Trishna, what did you make of her?

0:17:11 > 0:17:15I kind of, sort of, cottoned to myself that she was someone

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- that could definitely go on and win this.- Claude?

0:17:17 > 0:17:21- She did the great job on the tour at the waxworks.- She was unbelievable.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- You were impressed. - Well, yes, to have...

0:17:23 > 0:17:26To memorise everything so quickly and know every single detail,

0:17:26 > 0:17:30- she really was outstanding. Really unbelievable.- Yeah.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33She was up till about two in the morning I think just doing that.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Was she? Just learning the stuff? - She just put the effort in.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37But it's that preparation really paid off.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39She was just very impressive.

0:17:39 > 0:17:45You can tell she's got a very level-headed business head and just, kind of, took clear instructions,

0:17:45 > 0:17:47she listened very well and then she actioned.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Joe, you would have enjoyed that tour of the waxworks, wouldn't you?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- She did do a great... She's done a really good job.- It was impressive,

0:17:53 > 0:17:56but, yeah, up till 2am doing... I mean, what a square.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00LAUGHTER

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Have a drink, get to bed.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03LAUGHTER

0:18:03 > 0:18:06So, Dillon led Titans to victory this week and he clearly had a ball.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09For those of you missing his bubbly vocals, don't worry,

0:18:09 > 0:18:12we have a very special Christmas treat just for you.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16# Spend your life, your jolly life, just sailing on the sea... #

0:18:16 > 0:18:18'Sailing On The Sea,

0:18:18 > 0:18:21'it's the brand-new album from the singing sensation Dillon St Paul.'

0:18:21 > 0:18:23I'm your captain for this evening...

0:18:23 > 0:18:26'16 classic sea shanties for you to enjoy.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29'Miming With Mermaids Makes Me Emotional...'

0:18:29 > 0:18:32# And when they sail day and night... #

0:18:32 > 0:18:35'If the party's bad, just blow some bubbles.'

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Blow some bubbles. Create some atmosphere.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Bubbles!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41'And the number one hit I've Forgotten The Words.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46# I love that girl with all my heart, I did not... the other part.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49# I did not like the tail, woo! #

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Give' your family the gift of Dillon St Paul this Christmas.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56'And the first 20 people to order will get a free glass of prosecco.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Joe...

0:19:03 > 0:19:06You enjoyed Dillon's singing sailor this week, Joe!

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- It looks like a video out of a Scientology convention, doesn't it? - It does!

0:19:10 > 0:19:11LAUGHTER

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- I loved it.- Did you?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16I don't think he did anything for gay stereotypes particularly.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I mean, he was obsessed with dressing the venue,

0:19:19 > 0:19:21show tunes and mermaids. I mean...

0:19:21 > 0:19:24But... I love Dillon.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26But he's just being himself and that task suited him, didn't it?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Oh, yeah, totally. Dillon for Prime Minister.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31LAUGHTER

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Dillon for...

0:19:33 > 0:19:35For everything in my...

0:19:35 > 0:19:37If you're watching, Dillon, I love you.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38LAUGHTER

0:19:38 > 0:19:40APPLAUSE

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Considering his starting point, his starting point was

0:19:43 > 0:19:47people turning up expecting to see a real live mermaid... LAUGHTER

0:19:47 > 0:19:51As promised by Grainne who went berserk on the side there, going...

0:19:51 > 0:19:52She just got more and more extreme.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55She can hold her... Minute after minute under the water.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58She can dive hour after hour. She lives in the North Sea.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00She once even got beached in Cornwall.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02She was rescued by Greenpeace.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03She's got girls.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07I mean, she sold the most ridiculous mermaid event of all.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I mean, he rescued that, come on.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Look, every single task, Dillon is enthusiastic.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14He throws himself into every single task,

0:20:14 > 0:20:16and this one's just tailor-made for him.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Joe, what do you think it would have been like without him there?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21It would have been a woman dressed as a mermaid in a chair.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23LAUGHTER

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- That's what it was. - I mean, that's...- It was.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Effectively, it was a woman in a sleeping bag, and he pulled it off.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33He pulled it off and made it quite a decent party with 100%...

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Yeah, a sleepover.- Kanya, that was incredibly impressive.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I mean, it was impressive. Courtney had a much harder job

0:20:37 > 0:20:40and you could see he was just so uncomfortable

0:20:40 > 0:20:41when he had to do the public speaking.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44I mean, he was practically holding on to a tank,

0:20:44 > 0:20:46you know, for dear life!

0:20:46 > 0:20:50And just the body language - it was just so uncomfortable to watch.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Claude, that was painful to watch - Courtney's tour of the aquarium.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54It was pretty awful, yes.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Well, he said, "And we're now in the..."

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- He didn't know where he was. - LAUGHTER

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- So, he wasn't great.- Yeah, he had a bit of a prompt from Grainne.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04(Aquarium!)

0:21:04 > 0:21:06But to be fair, in the room he was in,

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'm not surprised he forgot where he was.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11I mean, out the front, where the normal punters were,

0:21:11 > 0:21:15was, like, shark and turtle, stingrays, incredibly...

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Out the back, it was like a Reading pet shop.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19I mean, it was... LAUGHTER

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- I mean, Courtney is not Mr Charisma, is he?- Not exactly.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26So, put those two things together and that was a tough call,

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- that tour, wasn't it? - You can't be good at everything.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31That's not Courtney's strength, but he has other strengths.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I think that's the point, is that, you know,

0:21:33 > 0:21:35you're not looking for Mr Perfection or Mrs Perfection.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38It's somebody who can run a business, can create value.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41And if he's weak at presenting, then he's going to have

0:21:41 > 0:21:43to get somebody in the real world to do that bit for him.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45But it doesn't make him a nonstarter.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Were you impressed with Courtney?

0:21:46 > 0:21:51"Oh, hi." Wasn't that what he said? "Oh, hi."

0:21:51 > 0:21:54No, Courtney's, um... Courtney, for me, is just floating along.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56I know that he's...

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- I think he's been... - He should have got in the tank!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00LAUGHTER

0:22:00 > 0:22:02See, now, that would have been a better tour,

0:22:02 > 0:22:03if he'd got in the tank.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07He can breathe for minutes and minutes. He's incredible!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09"Here's me being stung by a jellyfish."

0:22:09 > 0:22:12LAUGHTER My favourite line of it was just,

0:22:12 > 0:22:14when you're trying to say something interesting, going,

0:22:14 > 0:22:16"The reason they're going round and round..."

0:22:16 > 0:22:18You thought, "Here we go. Something interesting here.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19"Blue Planet DVD coming up."

0:22:19 > 0:22:22And he goes, "Oh, no, that's just the pump in the tank."

0:22:22 > 0:22:24LAUGHTER

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Now, Karren seemed really impressed with Dillon earlier in the task,

0:22:27 > 0:22:29but by the time she got to the boardroom,

0:22:29 > 0:22:31she was back to her usual self.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43I'd like to meet the people that thought that it was a great event

0:22:43 > 0:22:45sitting watching the mermaid singing.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47- You also sang, didn't you, Dillon?- I did.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49It's not as bad as it sounds.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50It was actually much worse.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58We had Karren on the show and she didn't seem that...

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Are you scared of Karren, Claude? - No, she's great. No, she's great.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- LAUGHTER - I'll say that again.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- No, she's great. - LAUGHTER

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- OK.- No, she's...- She's great? - She's fantastic.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- No, she's fantastic on the task. - Is she scared of you?- Slightly.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15- LAUGHTER - Quite right, too.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Who's most scared of whom on your side of the table?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- We're both really scary. - LAUGHTER

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Well, Paul, unfortunately, Lord Sugar won't be, as you know,

0:23:23 > 0:23:25investing in you,

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- but he did have this advice for your future.- Oh, gosh.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Well, Paul is a straightforward, clean-cut fellow.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35There's no frills about Paul. He says it as it is.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Where he went wrong was he started to row a lot

0:23:37 > 0:23:41with his own staff in front of customers.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I mean, the positive thing about Paul was his enthusiasm.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45He didn't step back and hide.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47What Paul's got to try and do

0:23:47 > 0:23:50is to be a little bit more tolerant with people,

0:23:50 > 0:23:53and if he can do that, I think he's going to go a long way.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Going to go a long way if you can be more tolerant with people.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Yeah, I think...

0:24:00 > 0:24:04You know, in my own business, I've got a good set of staff

0:24:04 > 0:24:07that I've chosen to work with me, so, yeah, I'll go a long way.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09What was your business plan?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11To further invest into my own business,

0:24:11 > 0:24:12which is a marketing agency.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15- It's a marketing...? - Agency.- Agency.- Yeah.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19Fair enough. Not going to get into it in any more detail than that.

0:24:19 > 0:24:24Lord Sugar made his decision, but do our panel feel it was the right one?

0:24:24 > 0:24:28- Kanya?- Yes, I do.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Claude?- I think so, Paul.- Yeah.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Just unfortunate. I think you argue too much, you lost your cool,

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- and I think that did it for you. - Mm-hm.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38I would have liked it if you said, "No, Lord Sugar's rubbish."

0:24:38 > 0:24:40LAUGHTER

0:24:40 > 0:24:43It was a tricky one, but I think, yeah, I think he did get it right.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47- OK. It's not great so far.- Well... - LAUGHTER

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- There's still time.- It's still 100%. - LAUGHTER

0:24:49 > 0:24:53- 100% satisfaction.- Yeah. - THEY LAUGH

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Let's see what our audience think, though.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58If you agree with Lord Sugar, then hold up Fired.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01If you disagree, then hold up Hired now, please.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09Oh, God, it's like the Red Sea. LAUGHTER

0:25:09 > 0:25:14It is fairly decisively red, I'm afraid, Paul.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18But nobody leaves here, Paul, empty-handed.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Now, Christmas is coming,

0:25:20 > 0:25:24so we thought we would get you something a little Christmassy,

0:25:24 > 0:25:28so we got you a beautiful Christmas hamper.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I'm never good at waiting for Christmas,

0:25:30 > 0:25:33so let's get it open and see what's in it.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Let's see what's in it now. I should warn you, Paul,

0:25:35 > 0:25:39that we did leave Frances' controller budget for this.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42LAUGHTER I'm really sorry.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47You've got your cucumber, your cream cheese.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50There you go, look, I'm going to do you a bruschetta bite there.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53LAUGHTER Beautiful.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- There's a tomato on that! - LAUGHTER

0:25:55 > 0:25:58It's been a pleasure having you on. You've been a great sport.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59- I hope you've enjoyed the show. - I have.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Let's have a look at your highlights.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03I definitely don't shy away from conflict.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Make no mistake about it, I'm here to win.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09I've spent quite a bit of time watching Bargain Hunt.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11I really do need a deal, otherwise I can't buy them.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12We need to get this done.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13Paul. Do you know what?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Paul's actually really funny, but very friendly.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19- ALL:- Yay!- An all-round nice guy.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I think I'd like to maybe work a little bit closer with you

0:26:22 > 0:26:23to give you the support.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24So, we'll take this one.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26It is quite an on-trend thing.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29I do get on really well with Paul, to be honest.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31He's a good laugh and, yeah, a good lad.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34It's like kind of futuristic meets modern contemporary.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- I think this is very hipster, East London, Shoreditch.- Yeah.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41It's mad just running around in your neck of the woods.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Ladies and gentlemen, Paul Sullivan.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49APPLAUSE

0:26:50 > 0:26:53And also, please thank tonight's Apprentice fans and guests,

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Kanya King, Claude Littner and Joe Lycett.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:00 > 0:27:02And if you think you have what it takes

0:27:02 > 0:27:04to be Lord Sugar's next business partner,

0:27:04 > 0:27:07applications are open to take part in next year's series.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08Head over to...

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Next week, the candidates will be donning their headsets

0:27:13 > 0:27:16and diving headfirst into the imaginative underworld

0:27:16 > 0:27:19of virtual reality gaming.

0:27:19 > 0:27:24For this task, you're going to design a new virtual reality game.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26What do Martians look like?

0:27:26 > 0:27:28He could have, like, a big quiff, couldn't he?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Do you think we should, like, put a helmet on it?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32What planet are they on?

0:27:32 > 0:27:34I actually like this.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Does my bum look big in this?- Wow!

0:27:39 > 0:27:42Instead of bubbles, it could be jellyfish. Is that a badger?

0:27:42 > 0:27:46- It's just tragic.- It's just getting weirder and weirder, isn't it?

0:27:46 > 0:27:48- Let's go.- Get it, get it, get it, get it!

0:27:48 > 0:27:52- Many magical artefacts have been stolen.- Oh!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54It doesn't sound so much of a game, more a cry for help.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- If I tell you I love it, I'm lying to you.- Oh, OK!

0:27:57 > 0:27:59She certainly has a personality.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01I would like to be a little bit more involved.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04- Is that what you want? - Not really, no.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06- LAUGHTER - For at least one of you today,

0:28:06 > 0:28:08it's going to be game over.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Who will be our Pokemons and who will be our Pokeboffs?

0:28:15 > 0:28:19Join me next Thursday at ten for more You're Fired. Good night.