0:00:02 > 0:00:04I'm not impressed with any of you. This is a bloody shambles.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06You didn't follow the money.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09I've got two teams here and they're both rubbish.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14APPLAUSE
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Good evening.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Good evening and welcome to The Apprentice: You're Fired.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33I'm Rhod Gilbert. This week saw our candidates laying on hospitality boxes
0:00:33 > 0:00:35for guests at Wembley Stadium.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38While the women battled it out in the FA Cup final on the pitch,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41the candidates fought it out on the terraces -
0:00:41 > 0:00:44with wine, canapes, cheesy crisps and even cheesier singing.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46It was always going to be a challenging task.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49And in a candid interview, Karren gave us a glimpse
0:00:49 > 0:00:52of what it was going to take her to get through the day.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54One bottle of white wine, six bottles of red wine,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57three bottles of champagne, that's not going to last six hours.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Not even close! - LAUGHTER
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Here to help us figure out who are our star strikers
0:01:02 > 0:01:05and who should have been our left back in the changing rooms,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07please welcome tonight's panel of Apprentice fans and guests.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11International entrepreneur, Frances Dickens, actor, Sally Lindsay,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13and comedian, Tom Allen. Welcome to You're Fired!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16APPLAUSE
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Frances, what did you make of tonight's shenanigans?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Well, I thought it was a cracking episode, actually.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27The boys desperately needed to win. They did.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Or, perhaps more accurately, I should say, they lost by less.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Sally, what did you make of it?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37I couldn't believe the mistakes they both made on both sides.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39But especially the boys, actually,
0:01:39 > 0:01:43I'm still astounded that the boys won. I'm astounded by it.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46To the point that I was screaming at the television, going,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50"I would hate to be in that box! There's no booze!"
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- But that was me. - Tom?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I thought it was a great week for finding out how to display
0:01:56 > 0:02:00cheesy puffs in a plastic bowl.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Wonderful episode, wonderful.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04You'll get more post-match punditry on this week's task
0:02:04 > 0:02:06when they meet the fourth candidate to be fired.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08But first...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10BONG
0:02:10 > 0:02:12In Apprentice News tonight...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15When Lord Sugar looks for one of the girls to move to the boys' team,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Sarah Jayne tries to make herself invisible.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- LORD SUGAR:- So, choose which one of these ladies
0:02:20 > 0:02:22you want to join your team.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Sarah.- Yeah.- Sarah.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26LAUGHTER
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Lord Sugar is so busy talking about Bushra's football presentation,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32he doesn't even notice that over on the boys' team,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Andrew's head actually falls off.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Like, there's a stadium and it's called Wembley
0:02:37 > 0:02:42and they play football here and that's it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44LAUGHTER
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Tasked with selling candyfloss to kids,
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Elizabeth channels the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Who would like some candyfloss toda-a-ay ?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Just in case there were still any kids hanging about...
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Who would like some cotton candy toda-a-a-a-ay?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04LAUGHTER
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Expecting a simple illusion, James is terrified
0:03:07 > 0:03:09when he sees actual impossible magic.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- That's quality, innit? - That just makes no sense!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15LAUGHTER
0:03:15 > 0:03:18And that's tonight's Apprentice News!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20APPLAUSE
0:03:22 > 0:03:25So, after putting the loss into candyfloss
0:03:25 > 0:03:28and the sweet FA into the women's FA Cup final and project managing the
0:03:28 > 0:03:33girls to their first defeat, Siobhan was shown the red card by Lord Sugar.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38Siobhan, not having a strategy when this is your area of expertise,
0:03:38 > 0:03:45over-ordering is really a crime, as far as I'm concerned.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48And on that basis, Siobhan, I regret to say
0:03:48 > 0:03:51that you're fired.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Thank you, Lord Sugar.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Please welcome Siobhan Smith!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- How are you feeling?- Yeah, not too bad, a bit nervous, but...
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Yeah, that's natural.- Yeah. - How is it, watching that back?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Yeah, it was hard in some aspects because, you know,
0:04:22 > 0:04:23it was a hard task.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I didn't lose for doing something catastrophically wrong,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28you know, I just oversold on alcohol
0:04:28 > 0:04:30and, to be honest, for me, in events,
0:04:30 > 0:04:34it would be catastrophic not to have enough alcohol and to run out.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37So, it was a hard task to go out on, really.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38And I was a bit sad about it.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I thought you might have put up more of a fight in the boardroom.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Were you hungover? Is that what it was?- I wish! God, it would have been good.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47No, it got to the stage in the end where, you know,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I took maybe one of the wrong people in, you know,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I had to take Elizabeth as sub team leader.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Probably, looking at the episode now, she didn't deserve to come in.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I do actually love Elizabeth and Joanna, but, you know,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59they're very good at talking a good game and, you know,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02they're not narcissists, but they love to talk about how good they are.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I'm one of these people in life, I would never ever say, you know,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08"I'm the best, I'm the best," because I prefer to prove myself.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Sally, Joanna and Elizabeth
0:05:10 > 0:05:13are the two people that Siobhan took into the boardroom.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Were you surprised that Lord Sugar fired Siobhan?- I was astounded.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Really?- Yeah.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Because if my friends didn't have the right amount of drink,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23that would be it!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25It would be the worst thing ever because we're British
0:05:25 > 0:05:28and that's what we like to do. And especially in those football boxes.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- I've been to a few of them. They've never gone dry.- Yeah.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Frances, Siobhan said in the taxi, "I wanted to make the client happy,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37"in my line of work, that's what you do." Was that the right thing to do?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Yeah, I mean, you're absolutely right about that
0:05:39 > 0:05:42but I think the thing to remember is that making the client happy
0:05:42 > 0:05:46and making a profit aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48You've actually got to do both.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50And if you sort of put it into context,
0:05:50 > 0:05:54box holders at Wembley pay something like 37 grand upwards
0:05:54 > 0:05:56for a box for the season,
0:05:56 > 0:05:59so, they want to make sure they're having a great time
0:05:59 > 0:06:02and what this task actually boiled down to was balancing delivering
0:06:02 > 0:06:05a good time, which you undoubtedly did do, and making a profit as well.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I don't think there's any doubt,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10if any of your future clients are watching this, they're going
0:06:10 > 0:06:13to be going, "Great, let's go and get pissed with Siobhan!"
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Tom, you're a comedian, a stand-up comedian.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18We know all about trying to keep people happy.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Trying to keep clients happy. - I think if I was doing the task,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I'd be obsessed with trying to please Lord Sugar.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Because I think everybody watches the programme going,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29"Yeah, these people on it, they're all idiots, but if I was there,
0:06:29 > 0:06:33"I'd have got it right from the beginning, oh, Lord Sugar would absolutely love me!"
0:06:33 > 0:06:35But I think in the situation, it must be so stressful,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- it must be...- You've been up since five, you know.- Yes!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40That phone call in the morning from that strange...
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Who is that person on the end of the phone, by the way?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Who phones up first thing in the morning,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47"Lord Sugar will meet you at blah blah in five seconds."
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Who are you? Is it that receptionist as well?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Does that receptionist do that phone call at four o'clock in the morning?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56And she's still there at the end of the day when they go into the boardroom!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57What are her hours?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00They go into the boardroom, she gets some sleep.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Lord Sugar will see you now.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'll call you a cab. Oh, no, you survived?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08This week saw Team Graphene lose to Team Vitality for the first time.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11With project manager Siobhan slotting home a few own goals
0:07:11 > 0:07:14and leading her side to defeat. And in the boardroom,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Lord Sugar crossed her name off the team sheet for good.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Let's see where it all went wrong.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22The thing all went wrong on that fatal phone call, which was chaos.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER
0:07:25 > 0:07:26They're just so confused.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28You're meant to be doing the calculations.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Stop, I need a clear understanding of costs.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32You can't keep the clients waiting!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- ALL TALK AT ONCE OVER PHONE - Are they for real?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38So we've got more order, I'm going to put Bushra in charge of numbers.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Why put Bushra, who doesn't drink, in charge of ordering wine?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Quick question, roughly how many glasses can you get out of one bottle?
0:07:46 > 0:07:4821, I think, yeah.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I think we've ordered 20 bottles of wine, which is
0:07:51 > 0:07:54about eight classes each. To me, that sounds like a lot.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Siobhan is supposed to be in this business.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01I can't believe that if she is profitable that she does it like they did.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04For me, it's more about making the client happy.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- No, this is about making me happy, you know?- I know.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10You said that your strategy was to get them relaxed
0:08:10 > 0:08:12and lower their expectations.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Does that translate as get them hammered?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16No, I think it came across as wrong.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19It came across as, "Let's get 'em trolleyed, they'll be too drunk
0:08:19 > 0:08:22to complain!" That's what it came across as! LAUGHTER
0:08:22 > 0:08:26It probably did actually. Actually, once they've had a couple of drinks,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28they hopefully can enjoy the evening more.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31And if there are a couple of things that aren't perfect...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33They'll be too drunk to notice. LAUGHTER
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Too relaxed to notice! - Well, they'd enjoy it
0:08:35 > 0:08:38and go away with the end feeling they'd had a fun time.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Even Bushra, who doesn't drink, Frances,
0:08:40 > 0:08:41thought that it sounded too much.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Should Siobhan have put somebody else in charge of the numbers on drink, what do you make of it?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Yeah, I mean, to be fair to Siobhan,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50she put Bushra in charge of numbers, not just ordering the wine,
0:08:50 > 0:08:54which is the full picture, the food, the entertainment, and everything as well.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Erm, even I think a bottle and a half a head was probably too much!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01And I think that overspend was where you lost the task.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05But you ended up, you probably should have taken that task yourself
0:09:05 > 0:09:07because you ended up doing it, but on the back foot,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10where at the last-minute, there weren't any tangible numbers,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12so, yeah, I think Bushra was a mistake there
0:09:12 > 0:09:14and you should have kept hold of that task yourself.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Sally, you've been to a few parties. In a good way.- In a good way!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- I like a party!- What did you make of Siobhan's strategy?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I thought it was brilliant!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I thought it was lovely, you were really welcoming
0:09:28 > 0:09:30and really smart when you came in.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32And the food was fantastic.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35There was no dire entertainment, which I can't stand.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Apart from Bushra's speech!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Just sort of out of nowhere, like everybody's having a nice time
0:09:40 > 0:09:43and then she appears and goes, "In 1966, Wembley..."
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH - What is this?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Can you all see her? - I've not revised!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51"Wembley Stadium was built in 1946..." Oh, God, please stop.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Please! Please! It's like a horrible Halloween trick.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56LAUGHTER
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Let's talk about that fatal phone call, as Lord Sugar put it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02I've never seen a buck passed so much. You blamed Elizabeth.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Bushra blamed Sarah Jayne and Jade.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Elizabeth blamed everybody in the Wembley postcode apart from herself.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09LAUGHTER What was going on there?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I think where we really went wrong was the fact that
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I did put Bushra on numbers and I said to her throughout,
0:10:14 > 0:10:17"Make sure you get per head, per bottle," because I know how Elizabeth works.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Elizabeth is one of these people, she needs to know the numbers.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23And that's how she works. And that's why I put her as sub team leader,
0:10:23 > 0:10:24as I knew she'd be good for that.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28And then all of a sudden, everyone was throwing out different figures
0:10:28 > 0:10:29and then Bushra shouted out a figure.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32And then Elizabeth was like, "What the hell's the figure?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- "What does it include?" You know? - In summary, it's Bushra's fault.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38No, but it is Bushra's, but at the same time,
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I would never have taken Bushra in out of loyalty because she was
0:10:41 > 0:10:44very supportive to me in the house and in other situations.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48So, I would never have brought her in. And this is probably my downfall and that's probably why,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50on that side of things. But that's just how I am.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Elizabeth clearly felt she went into that meeting blind,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55that she wasn't armed with the information.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57What should have happened in that situation?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59The only thing she could do was exactly what she did do,
0:10:59 > 0:11:02her best chance was to go in there, get the maximum budget,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04whilst giving the least possible information.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07And that's a really hard thing to do and I felt for her, going in
0:11:07 > 0:11:10so unprepared, but actually, that's what she came out having achieved.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Maximum budget and all she said was, "It won't be a dry day, leave it with me."
0:11:14 > 0:11:17So, she really sort of saved the day there by going,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- "Look, leave it with us." - I think she did.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22She did very well to come out without being
0:11:22 > 0:11:25pinned down about exactly what was going to be delivered.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28It was like an episode of EastEnders, wasn't it, Sally?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I don't know, I've never really seen EastEnders.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33LAUGHTER
0:11:33 > 0:11:35That is the diplomatic answer.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I think it was sort of, yeah, it was highly dramatic.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41But I did feel for Elizabeth going on with no numbers at all.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Literally making it up, I think.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47And the difference between how much they thought it was going to be
0:11:47 > 0:11:51and how much they were prepared to pay was phenomenal.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I mean, she must've gone... "OK!"
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Orange squash and biscuits, you know!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Tom?- Yeah?- Think about this very carefully before answering.- OK.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Before promising a client a free bar,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06a duet with Justin Bieber and Elvis,
0:12:06 > 0:12:10unlimited Chateauneuf-du-Pape - mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-six,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12a free Ferrari with every baked Parmesan custard,
0:12:12 > 0:12:15would you find out how much money they had first?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Er, well, I probably would've done.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I mean, I think the main problem with that meeting was,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23British people are very polite and they love to save face.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26So, I think anybody in that situation would have been
0:12:26 > 0:12:29terrified, terrified of that woman there because after the end of it,
0:12:29 > 0:12:33she eventually, when they went, like, "So, you want all of these things and you've got £2,500?"
0:12:33 > 0:12:35And the woman just went...
0:12:35 > 0:12:38LAUGHTER
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I think she's been taking lessons off Karren Brady.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42You know, that's all Karren Brady does.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45She barely says anything in any episode, all she does is go...
0:12:45 > 0:12:50- It's powerful, though. It's powerful. - It's very powerful, she's built a whole business empire on that.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53People who work for Karren Brady, they're like, "Er, Baroness Brady,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56"would you like a sandwich for lunch?" And she just goes...
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- And then they're dead! - LAUGHTER
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Well, in the boys' box, the limited number of amuse bouches
0:13:03 > 0:13:06were amusing a limited number of bouches.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09While in the girls' box, the unlimited booze was amusing everyone.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13All that they needed was some top-notch entertainment.
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0:13:48 > 0:13:51APPLAUSE
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- You're a massive football fan, Tom, as I know.- Yes, sport, I love it. I love it.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- I love both the ends and... - LAUGHTER
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I don't know that much about football
0:14:02 > 0:14:04but what were you going to ask?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I was going to ask you which hospitality suite
0:14:06 > 0:14:09you would have preferred to have been in?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Well, I like Twiglets as much as the next man.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16But I don't think I would have very much liked being in the boys' suite.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19I know they ran dry, but you would have felt like you were drunk
0:14:19 > 0:14:21by the time Harrison got up and just did that awful singing.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Like, what? Am I imagining this sort of huge man
0:14:24 > 0:14:28doing this terrible rendition of My Way, like, reading out the words?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31"And now..." Everybody knows the words of My Way!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I think I would much rather have been in the girls' suite, yes.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Let's talk about the teamwork on the girls' side -
0:14:37 > 0:14:39if I can call it teamwork...
0:14:39 > 0:14:43It hasn't always appeared to be that teamworky!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- What's been your take on that? - You know, I think the thing is,
0:14:46 > 0:14:49everything's heightened a little bit because we're all living together,
0:14:49 > 0:14:53we're all put under incredible pressure to get the job done,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55even myself, you know, for me, it's never been personal,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58nothing about anything, I just want to win the task, you know?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01It's not about, you know, and probably I'm not the easiest
0:15:01 > 0:15:04person to work with because I've always worked on my own.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Well, I've worked in a male dominated environment
0:15:06 > 0:15:09probably my whole life, and I think, women get bitchy.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I'm not saying I do. I don't. I'm just saying, for me...
0:15:12 > 0:15:13- LAUGHTER - Oh, I don't know!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16No, I think, for me, I call a spade a spade,
0:15:16 > 0:15:17- I try and keep it real. - Keep digging!
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Talking of spades...- Take it in the hand, dig, dig, dig my hardest.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I think, with all due respect, it depends on the women
0:15:24 > 0:15:27and I think, with all due respect, it depends on the men,
0:15:27 > 0:15:30because I've worked in a male-dominated environment
0:15:30 > 0:15:33and you get a bunch of male actors together and they are the bitchiest
0:15:33 > 0:15:36people ever, so I think that's a bit of a sweeping statement.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40I think these particular women... a few of them
0:15:40 > 0:15:42wound each other up the wrong way.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45In everyday life, you know, if you have an argument with somebody,
0:15:45 > 0:15:47you can walk away and see them the next day.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50It's like at work, but we're so... we have fire-ups with everybody
0:15:50 > 0:15:54and arguments, but then we just have to get on with it, really, so...
0:15:54 > 0:15:57How hard is it in that house and being in this process?
0:15:57 > 0:15:58It's really, really hard.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00In particular, for me, I suppose, I found it very hard.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04I live in London as well and it was quite hard for me every day
0:16:04 > 0:16:07driving past the restaurant that I go to with my best friend.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- It was just...- Were you literally driving past your home,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- going, "Boo-hoo-hoo!" - And driving past my house as well.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14It was probably easier for the people that were coming
0:16:14 > 0:16:17from up north or from other places or who don't actually
0:16:17 > 0:16:20live in London, but for me it was so hard just in the fact
0:16:20 > 0:16:22that my family was so close yet so far
0:16:22 > 0:16:25and I have a small daughter, four years old, so I really struggled.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Did she wave as you drove past in the big van?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33"She's coming home, she's coming home, she's not..."
0:16:33 > 0:16:35"Bye-bye, van, bye-bye, van, bye-bye..."
0:16:35 > 0:16:37"See on Wednesday at nine, Mummy!"
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Siobhan, you and Elizabeth,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44not exactly best friends through this process, but after the boardroom
0:16:44 > 0:16:48this week, you made up in gloriously awkward fashion.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Let's remind ourselves, shall we?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Yes, join us live in the boardroom as Elizabeth
0:16:57 > 0:17:00and Joanna make their way to the dressing room.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Oh-ho!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Elizabeth has sold Siobhan a dummy there.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Let's take a look at the replay.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Elizabeth shakes to go to the right,
0:17:08 > 0:17:10then at the very last minute performs a hug.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Siobhan can't believe it and is left sick as a parrot.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15That's classic Apprentice.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21We have the same thing.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- We had exactly the same thing. - Oh, dear!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Let's talk about some of the other candidates.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Jade had a big week. - Yeah, she's very good.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34She's been pretty good at selling throughout, to be honest.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36You know, she's very good at it, she just gets out there
0:17:36 > 0:17:38and gets the deal done. She's good at that.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Frances, it's still early days,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42but did Jade make you sit up and take notice this week?
0:17:42 > 0:17:47Yeah, absolutely, I've noticed her before, she can clearly sell,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49she's got a good work ethic,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I'd like to see that she's got some other skills as well
0:17:51 > 0:17:54and she's not too much of a one-trick pony,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- but, yeah, I like her. - Joanna, well, a tricky week.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00She hadn't had a proper chance to sell, but Elizabeth said,
0:18:00 > 0:18:03"Well, you have had your chance and you said you couldn't do it."
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- It was frustrating for her, I think. - Yeah, no, I think she wants to be
0:18:06 > 0:18:07out there and she's a good salesperson as well
0:18:07 > 0:18:10and she's very good at articulating herself, so, yeah,
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I think she just wanted to be out there. I think that's the thing
0:18:12 > 0:18:14and she felt a bit restricted, so, you know,
0:18:14 > 0:18:16hopefully in the next few weeks, she'll succeed.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I really like Joanna, I think she's got lots of potential which has yet
0:18:19 > 0:18:23to be seen on the screen and I felt really sorry for her
0:18:23 > 0:18:25because I think we've all had those days where you want it to go
0:18:25 > 0:18:28better, you want to be involved, but you're just tired and exhausted.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31You've been living with all these people for so long,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34but what I would say, there is nothing funnier
0:18:34 > 0:18:36than watching somebody make candyfloss miserably.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47I just want to go out and sell it! I just want to go out and sell it!
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- It's an interesting juxtaposition. - Do you want candyfloss?! No.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Frances, she evidently had a bad week,
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Lord Sugar said next week he wants her to be project manager.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Do you think she'll come back fighting?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Well, I hope she doesn't come back fighting,
0:19:01 > 0:19:04cos that's half the problem. They need to not be fighting.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Do you think she'll come back not fighting?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I think it's going to be fascinating.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Next week, critical week for the girls.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12They've absolutely got to sort it out.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15They've got to stop shouting over each other and fighting.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Um...
0:19:17 > 0:19:22It will be very interesting to see how Joanna as project manager
0:19:22 > 0:19:24manages that and don't miss it.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I won't be.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Sally, are you a Joanna fan?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Well, to be fair, she's not struck me as anything...
0:19:31 > 0:19:33"Oh, she's going to be amazing,"
0:19:33 > 0:19:35but I did think it was unfair of her to say,
0:19:35 > 0:19:37"I just want to shine, I've not been given the chance,"
0:19:37 > 0:19:40cos she was given a chance and she did come back and say,
0:19:40 > 0:19:42"Look, they're just looking at me like I'm stupid,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45"saying it's £4 a bag," so...
0:19:45 > 0:19:48And also if she was so upset and so riled about it,
0:19:48 > 0:19:49I would have just gone,
0:19:49 > 0:19:51"Right, can you just do this for a minute, Elizabeth?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54"I'm going to go out there and try again." And she didn't.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- She just kept sort of moaning. - Exactly.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Well, project managing Team Vitality to their historic first win
0:20:01 > 0:20:02was Andrew.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04After a relatively quiet few weeks,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07where it seemed like he wouldn't say boo to a goose,
0:20:07 > 0:20:09this week the geese were sent flying as he burst out of his cage
0:20:09 > 0:20:13like a gorilla in a fitted suit... I mean, like a man on a mission.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Welcome to Andrew In The Wild.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Ah, yes, see how Andrew and the rest of the pack groom themselves
0:20:24 > 0:20:28in preparation for another potential mauling at the hands of the females.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31As alpha male, he uses facial expressions
0:20:31 > 0:20:33to assert dominance over the pack,
0:20:33 > 0:20:38as well as physical displays of strength and an unusual roar.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Rarrgh!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Come on! Are we going to win this?!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45As pack leader, Andrew leads the way to the hunt.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Oh, my God.
0:20:52 > 0:20:58And after facing down a rival pack, the male emerges victorious.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Yes!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I think, like, Andrew as well, he's so alpha all the time,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11he's so trying to prove how, like, macho he is.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15At one point they were saying, "What about sushi as a canape?"
0:21:15 > 0:21:16and he was so repulsed by it.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18He was like, "Oh, to be honest,
0:21:18 > 0:21:21"I think sushi's more of a London fashion concept
0:21:21 > 0:21:22"and it's not really...
0:21:22 > 0:21:25"People don't really like it, it's just in London, sushi."
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I want to say, "Andrew, you're so stupid!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29"Don't you know sushi is from Japan?"
0:21:30 > 0:21:34It didn't just get invented by, like, posh soft Londoners, going,
0:21:34 > 0:21:37"Oh, no, just a bit of raw fish, that will do me, thanks."
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Oh, I found him... Oh, he's driving me mad.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I've got to say, Rhod, he's driving me mental, that one.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I think somebody's given him a book on how alpha male
0:21:46 > 0:21:50business people work and behave and he's actually read it.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52He's like the Wolf of Wall Street but really
0:21:52 > 0:21:54he's like a Wolf Cub of Wall Street.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56He's doing this 1985 standard
0:21:56 > 0:21:59of what he thinks is an alpha male and it's absolutely...
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Like that thing when he does, "Shall we do it, team?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- "Shall we do it, team?"- Oh, yeah. - And you just go, "Shut up!"
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Controversial, but to play devil's advocate, does that work?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11People seem to be responding to it. They've won the task.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13He does sort of motivate them, and at the end, they all went,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- "Yeah, he's been good."- Really? - I mean, can that alpha...
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I know what my team would say to me if I start behaving like that.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I can't repeat it here, but it wouldn't be motivational.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Well, Siobhan, unfortunately, Lord Sugar won't be investing in you,
0:22:29 > 0:22:32but he does have this advice for your future.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Well, Siobhan is a well-travelled lady.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40She's used to putting on events in Dubai and things like that.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45I think where Siobhan went wrong on the task was that she over-ordered
0:22:45 > 0:22:49a lot of the alcohol, whereas the other team under-ordered
0:22:49 > 0:22:50but, as and when they ran out,
0:22:50 > 0:22:53they went off and replenished their stocks.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55This task was kind of tailor-made for Siobhan
0:22:55 > 0:22:58but I think for the future, what she has to do is keep her eye
0:22:58 > 0:23:02on the costs and the consumables, such as alcohol,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04and if she does that, she should do all right.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Good advice?- Um, you know, it's...
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Um... I... I mean...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- I think...- No?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20No, I agree with some of what he was saying,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23but I think I did a good job and I gave over...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25They walked away happy and I made money.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28That's what I need to get over, I made money and I think hopefully
0:23:28 > 0:23:31my clients will continue to be happy with the way I work.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33What was your business plan?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36So I'm looking to expand my wedding planning business into China,
0:23:36 > 0:23:38so I'm looking to grow the Chinese market
0:23:38 > 0:23:41for Chinese looking to get married in Dubai.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Well, Lord Sugar made his decision -
0:23:43 > 0:23:45does our panel think it was the right one? Frances?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Well, I think there's quite a few candidates that could've gone,
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- but, yeah, I do agree with him this week.- Sally?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53No, I don't think she should have gone at all.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54I thought you were great.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Tom?- No, I don't think Siobhan should have gone. I think there's loads
0:23:58 > 0:24:00of people who should have gone before her.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Like, what about James? Has anyone even heard from...?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05I didn't know who he was. He cropped up this week
0:24:05 > 0:24:07and I thought he was the chef who was the prize on the first week.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I was like, "Who's that? What's he doing there, mincing around?"
0:24:10 > 0:24:13And I was like, "There's lots of people who've been a lot more bland,
0:24:13 > 0:24:16"a lot more uninspiring," so I think it was a real shock.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19It was a very exciting episode to watch,
0:24:19 > 0:24:20but it was really frustrating, actually.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- I think you were great. - Tom, this is a no?
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- I think Siobhan should have stayed. - OK, thanks, well, good so far.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31It's time to find out what our audience thinks.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33If you agree with Lord Sugar, then hold up "fired".
0:24:33 > 0:24:36If you disagree, hold up "hired" now, please.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Oh, wow!- Really split.- Oh, wowser.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Oh, wowser.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45That's as close as it gets, Siobhan. Look at you, busy counting.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Now she's on the numbers, now she's on the numbers.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- Ladies and gentlemen, it is green. - Oh, that's good.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58You are hired.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Back in you go, back in you go.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08You've been a great sport. Thanks for coming on the show, Siobhan.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Let's have a look at your highlights.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Right, let's get going.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Siobhan. Very nice to meet you.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Siobhan is someone who I didn't expect to warm to, actually,
0:25:17 > 0:25:19but I love her quirks.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Don't...don't touch that.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Although she has this hard exterior, she's got a soft heart.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30Whatever's happened, we need to just let it go, let it go, let it go.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Siobhan actually doesn't realise how funny she is.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I spend a lot of time at these kind of hotels
0:25:36 > 0:25:38and in particular in the hotel rooms.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42The fact that she wears her heart on her sleeve, tells you what it is.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Sinead...- It's not Sinead.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45- It's Siobhan.- Oh, sorry.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47If you don't remember it, don't say it.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Siobhan, I love you, girl.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- That was nice.- Yeah, very nice. - "I love you, girl."
0:26:00 > 0:26:04So no-one leaves this show empty-handed, Siobhan.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09We managed to get a lovely evening card for you
0:26:09 > 0:26:12and get it signed by some of your fellow candidates.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15It's goodbye, good luck, just one bottle of champagne -
0:26:15 > 0:26:17disappointing, I realise. There it is.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19We've even got from Lord Sugar here.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21"Siobhan, I've changed my mind! Come back to the house!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23"Only joking! You're still fired.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28"LOL, LMAO, Lord Sugar, mwah."
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Elizabeth, look,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33"Who's going to stop me faffling in the future with you gone?
0:26:33 > 0:26:34"Good luck, Sinead."
0:26:35 > 0:26:36I really don't like that.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39"So sorry we never got a chance to work with you.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43"We love a good piss up!" from the boys. They're all on there.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Take that with our thanks for coming on the show.- Thank you very much.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Unfortunately, as well, Siobhan,
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I think I made the same mistake as you did,
0:26:49 > 0:26:53because I asked for... Well, I didn't know how many cards to get
0:26:53 > 0:26:57and I just think I may have slightly over-ordered on the cards,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00so feel free to take as many of those as you can.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Siobhan, Siobhan, there you go.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- So, ladies and gentlemen, Siobhan Smith.- Thank you.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10And last but not least, thanks to tonight's Apprentice fans
0:27:10 > 0:27:13and guests, Frances Dickens, Sally Lindsay and Tom Allen.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Join us next week when the teams scrabble about London to find
0:27:19 > 0:27:22all the right presents for Lord Sugar's 70th birthday celebration.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Who will be the party poppers and who will be the party poopers?
0:27:26 > 0:27:31Your task today is all about acquiring nine items
0:27:31 > 0:27:36which mark some of the milestones of my life and career.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38In, price, out, bam!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39We're heading north, aren't we?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Well, the thing is, though, ultimately, we're heading...
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Yeah, we're heading N.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Doe, a deer, a female deer.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Oh!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50They're going around like headless chickens.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Do we want to go to Lewisham?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Are you asking me or are you putting any input
0:27:53 > 0:27:56or are you trying to stray away from actually making a decision yourself?
0:27:56 > 0:27:57Let's go. Let's go!
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Come on, we have to get a good price, one that works for me.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Go, go, go!
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Thank you so much, thank you.
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Go, go, go!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06We can't control them, they're like wild animals.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Go on, Sarah!
0:28:08 > 0:28:09BIG BEN CHIMES
0:28:09 > 0:28:13Join me next Wednesday at 10 for more You're Fired. Goodnight.