Lord Sugar's Birthday

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05I'm not impressed with any of you. This is a bloody shambles.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07You didn't follow the money.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09I've got two teams here, they're both rubbish.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11You're fired.

0:00:11 > 0:00:12You're fired. You're fired.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Good evening.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Good evening and welcome to The Apprentice: You're Fired,

0:00:31 > 0:00:32I'm Rhod Gilbert.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36This week saw our candidates hunting down gifts to celebrate

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Lord Sugar's 70th birthday.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41The items included your usual party staples, like scarlet doeskin

0:00:41 > 0:00:45and 100 bricks, but there was mortar...this task...

0:00:46 > 0:00:50..than met the eye. And with such a busy day, Joanna

0:00:50 > 0:00:53and Anisa were worried they wouldn't get home in time for Eggheads.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55It's nearly five to six.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57OK, so if we can get in and out by five past six,

0:00:57 > 0:00:58I reckon we might just do it.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Here to help us figure out who pinned the tail on the donkey

0:01:03 > 0:01:06and who got kicked in the ass...mule, please welcome tonight's

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Apprentice fans and guests, fashion entrepreneur

0:01:09 > 0:01:11and confidante to Lord Sugar, Linda Plant,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14the wonder that is Jenny Eclair, and comedian Ed Gamble.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Welcome to You're Fired.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23So, how do you think it went this week, Linda?

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Well, I loved this episode because you really get to see

0:01:27 > 0:01:30if the candidates have got what Lord Sugar is looking for -

0:01:30 > 0:01:36negotiating skills, strategic planning, sourcing ability.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Or not.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Or not.Jenny?

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Well, I think they missed a trick

0:01:41 > 0:01:45because what everybody wants for their birthday is an extra surprise.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47So, it's all very well having a list

0:01:47 > 0:01:50but I think if they got him a bouncy castle as well...

0:01:51 > 0:01:54..they might have got extra points for initiative.Ed?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Well, this is always my favourite episode of the series as well

0:01:58 > 0:02:01especially as every series it seems to be Lord Sugar just getting

0:02:01 > 0:02:03people to do his errands for him.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I think next year we're going to move onto him just getting them

0:02:06 > 0:02:09to pick up his dry cleaning and cleaning the wardrobe.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Well, the fifth unlucky candidate will be here any minute to

0:02:13 > 0:02:15help us understand where it all went wrong, but, first...

0:02:15 > 0:02:17BIG BEN CHIMES

0:02:18 > 0:02:20In Apprentice News tonight,

0:02:20 > 0:02:24the candidates are against the clock, and on such a time-sensitive

0:02:24 > 0:02:26task, Anisa starts abbreviating words

0:02:26 > 0:02:28to save valuable milliseconds.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Ultimately, if we're heading... Yeah, we're heading N...

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Valuable time saved there.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Andrew gets hiding his face and picking his nose in the wrong order.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Probably another 20 minutes away, if it stays like this.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Bushra takes time out to have a needless pop at Scooby-Doo.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51An uncontrollable...

0:02:51 > 0:02:53..unprofessional...

0:02:53 > 0:02:55..cartoon character.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Not looking where he's going, a cyclist accidentally pedals

0:03:02 > 0:03:04straight down Sajan's ear canal.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07The only fear I have is that we haven't got all the items.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Where did he go?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Where did he go? Let's see that again. Where's he gone?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16The only fear I have is that we haven't got all the items.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Tasked with getting a 70th birthday cake for Lord Sugar and an item

0:03:22 > 0:03:26made in 1947, a razor-sharp Harrison puts two and two together.

0:03:26 > 0:03:2970th birthday cake.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31An item made in 1947.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I'm guessing Lord Sugar was born in 1947.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38And that's tonight's Apprentice News.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Early in the task, Ross admitted that the thought of spending

0:03:46 > 0:03:49all day driving around London didn't appeal to him.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51So, at the end of the task, Lord Sugar put him

0:03:51 > 0:03:54out of his misery and booked him a black cab home.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Ross, you are a very articulate fellow but, I believe,

0:03:58 > 0:04:01and I say this very respectfully,

0:04:01 > 0:04:03you are a fish out of water in this process.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08For that reason, I wish you all the best but, Ross, you're fired.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Thank you for the opportunity. It was really...

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I appreciate the opportunity.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Good luck.Thank you.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Please welcome Ross Fretten!

0:04:28 > 0:04:33Come in, grab a seat. Grab a seat, Ross. How are you feeling?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Could be better. I did just get fired, so, you know,

0:04:36 > 0:04:38not the optimal situation I find myself in.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43A bit raw?A little bit raw, but I think we're all right. It was fun.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46We're all dying to know at the end there where you said, "It's been...

0:04:46 > 0:04:50"It's been really...something," and then you just kind of cut-off

0:04:50 > 0:04:53and went, "Thanks for the opportunity." What had it been,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56really, what had it been?It had been so many things, you know.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59You go into it thinking it's going to be one thing and it's not.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00And...

0:05:00 > 0:05:03What was the one thing you thought it was going to be and it wasn't?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06It was different to my expectations and it was interesting.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08That's what I'm going to go with.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Yeah, so you were going to say, "It's been really interesting?"

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Yeah.And then changed your mind?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16I thought it could be misconstrued as a negative,

0:05:16 > 0:05:19and I didn't mean it to be. It was interesting for lots of good reasons

0:05:19 > 0:05:22and I didn't want it to come off as if I was feeling a bit raw,

0:05:22 > 0:05:25as you say, and trying to get a dig in because I really wasn't.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Did you think you were going to go?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Did you think you were going to get fired?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I have to admit, I was so arrogant I thought there was no way I was

0:05:31 > 0:05:33going to get fired when I had Saj sitting next to me, if I'm honest.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36You thought Saj was going to go? I was certain he was going to go.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39But, from the conversation, I knew I was on the back foot

0:05:39 > 0:05:41because I hadn't contributed at all.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43No-one can get away from that.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Yeah, that is on the back foot slightly.Slightly, right?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Not the best game plan. No game plan.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52No, no.I think you should have said,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54"Well, that was a waste of time!"

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Oh, go back to being a genius. It's hard work, you know.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02I loved it when Lord Sugar said to you you haven't contributed

0:06:02 > 0:06:04at all, and you very proudly went, "I knew you were going to say that."

0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'm that smart. I'm that smart, Ed.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10You fought your corner in the boardroom, though.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14You didn't just roll over. You never do in a boardroom.No, why would I?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17And, to be honest, the boardroom's probably the most fun

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I was having in the whole process.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I really actually enjoyed it more than the tasks,

0:06:21 > 0:06:25and more than the treats in fact. Yeah.More than the treats!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28"You've won, Ross. Your treat is you can come...

0:06:28 > 0:06:30"Shut the door and come straight back in."

0:06:30 > 0:06:32It really was that, I really would. "Just go around,

0:06:32 > 0:06:35"turn round by my secretary over there, come straight back in."

0:06:35 > 0:06:36I want more, Lord Sugar, more!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Why did you enjoy the boardroom so much?I just find it really fun.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42It's intellectually stimulating, it's about creative problem-solving

0:06:42 > 0:06:45off-the-cuff, and it's very raw compared to the task.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48You can go in there, you can spar with people, you can get the better

0:06:48 > 0:06:51of them if you're smarter than them, which, by the way, I am, OK?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Everyone clear?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55So, I just really enjoyed it for that reason, actually.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59You famously now... We call it Uninterrupted Gate.Oh, yeah.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02From the time when in the boardroom you said to Lord Sugar,

0:07:02 > 0:07:05"If I may continue - uninterrupted would be ideal."

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Talk us through that.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09So, I very much doubt Lord Sugar got to where

0:07:09 > 0:07:11he is today by surrounding himself in yes-men.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14So I actually don't think it was as big of a deal as everyone

0:07:14 > 0:07:16seems to think, personally, and I stand by it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19If someone's going to interrupt and it may be a bit

0:07:19 > 0:07:21counter-productive in a conversation, there's no

0:07:21 > 0:07:23harm in respectfully telling them that, and that's what I done.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Linda, you know Lord Sugar personally.Yes, I do.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Has Ross got a point there?Er...no.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Absolutely not.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37He might not surround himself with yes-men,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39but he certainly wouldn't need a no-man.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43And Ross is an absolute no-man for Lord Sugar.No way!

0:07:43 > 0:07:47OK, maybe for Lord Sugar, yes, but generally I'm not a negative...

0:07:47 > 0:07:49But you were in the task! Ross, bit of a tip.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53If someone says you're no-man, don't answer with, "No, I'm not."

0:07:55 > 0:07:57You got me there.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Despite winning their first task just seven days ago, Team Vitality

0:08:05 > 0:08:08managed to get their losing streak back on track this week.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Let's see where it all went wrong.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hello, Ross.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Where was you on this task, Ross? What did you do?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Don't know London at all. I've never lived here.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Is EC1 anywhere near E14?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Guys, we just need to know what the hell we're doing.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24This is getting a bit frantic. No-one knows where we're going

0:08:24 > 0:08:27or what we're doing.Do you have another suggestion?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Please feel free to tell us because I think we all feel

0:08:29 > 0:08:31like we're at a loose end, mate.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Did you buy anything?No.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Were you a waste of space in this task, or what?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Right there, two stores away from us. Is it worth us popping in there?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42The supermarket is clearly not a Jewish, kosher supermarket.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45This has been a complete and colossal waste of precious time.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I think the issue with Ross in a task like this is he's not

0:08:48 > 0:08:50made himself want to negotiate,

0:08:50 > 0:08:53therefore he's not really contributed anything to the task.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56LORD SUGAR:Ross, you've shown no genius as far as business acumen

0:08:56 > 0:08:59is concerned so far.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Harsh.Is it harsh to watch that? No.Did you...

0:09:01 > 0:09:04If you don't mind me saying so, on the start of this task,

0:09:04 > 0:09:07you looked sort of defeated before you started.Yeah, I mean...

0:09:07 > 0:09:11If I'm completely honest...Your heart wasn't in it from the start.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13It wasn't. It was a task that I was dreading.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I knew I'd underperform in this task unless I could pull something out,

0:09:16 > 0:09:18so I knew it wasn't going to be a good one.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Was that a self-fulfilling prophecy, though, if you went in

0:09:20 > 0:09:22with that attitude?Actually, no, if I'm honest,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24because I did take ownership during the day.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I actually said to Saj, "Mate, your leadership sucks.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29"You've given me nothing to do, not because you don't trust me

0:09:29 > 0:09:33"but because we've basically condensed five interactions

0:09:33 > 0:09:37"or transactions into three people." Me and Saj both had nothing to do.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40So his response to that was to allow me to lead the afternoon

0:09:40 > 0:09:42and if that had happened, I wouldn't have been in the boardroom

0:09:42 > 0:09:45and we wouldn't be having this discussion around contribution.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49However, as we know, Harrison and his team messed up the computer,

0:09:49 > 0:09:51and the afternoon got derailed.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54So, you know, I was a victim of circumstance.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57However, I will put my hands up and say, if I really fought for it

0:09:57 > 0:09:59that day, I probably could have found more ways to be involved.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04Jenny, considering that the winner of this process goes on to

0:10:04 > 0:10:08work with London-based, proud Cockney, Tottenham Hotspur devotee

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Lord Sugar, do you think when Ross said, "I don't know what I'm doing

0:10:11 > 0:10:13"in London, I don't want to be here,"

0:10:13 > 0:10:16do you think he sort of signed his own P45 before he started?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19He wasn't on his own. The girls...

0:10:19 > 0:10:23One of the girls actually said... actually said on camera,

0:10:23 > 0:10:26"We don't know what London is."

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Yeah, Elizabeth said that.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32You're clearly a very intelligent man, Ross, but I don't think

0:10:32 > 0:10:36necessarily a genius in that sense is cut out for this process.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Like, Albert Einstein was a genius,

0:10:37 > 0:10:43I wouldn't send him off to get a good price on bricks.Yeah.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I totally take that point, and... Horses for courses.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50I think the point to make is - to succeed in this process,

0:10:50 > 0:10:51you need a plethora of skills.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Sorry, if people don't know the word plethora. You need lots of skills.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56AUDIENCE:Ooh!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01I'm loving this, I wish I'd seen this during the show!

0:11:01 > 0:11:06Ross, you're playing the pantomime baddie tonight!I say it with love.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09No, but in all seriousness, you do need...

0:11:09 > 0:11:13..you do need lots of skills, and intelligence is just one of them.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16And I think maybe there were other candidates in the process, and I'm

0:11:16 > 0:11:21sure you guys would all agree, that had those skills more so than I did.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Linda, when you find yourself in that situation, you know

0:11:23 > 0:11:26it's not your strength, what should you do?So many things.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28He was so negative.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Try to contribute,

0:11:30 > 0:11:34try to show you've got some entrepreneurial skills.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Try to entice Lord Sugar in some way.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41And, then, when you got in the boardroom, it was, like, "Oh, I'm...

0:11:41 > 0:11:44"Here I am, the victim again, I knew you were going to do that."

0:11:44 > 0:11:47It was, like, "Don't speak, don't interrupt me."

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Everything that you did was completely against what would

0:11:51 > 0:11:54entice Lord Sugar to be your business partner.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56You know at the interview stage...

0:11:56 > 0:11:58..I thought you were just playing a character.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Good job I'm not interviewing you, then! No, you were dreadful.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08You were dreadful!

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Hey!I need a hug.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Sorry, everybody.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16I may be a narcissist, but I'm quite fragile, Linda.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Jenny, Ross sort of held his hands up and said

0:12:20 > 0:12:23he wasn't looking forward to this task, he was out of his depth.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Has not knowing anything about something ever

0:12:25 > 0:12:27stopped you piping up? Hasn't stopped me.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I've got a long way on very, very little.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34I got a D and an E at A-level, I've got no talent to speak of,

0:12:34 > 0:12:37and, yet, look at me sat here like a queen.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Ed, are you a strong negotiator? Do you haggle ever?Absolutely not.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46I'd rather order everything I buy online

0:12:46 > 0:12:48so I don't have to interact with other human beings.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I'm an awful negotiator.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51If I'd been in that task,

0:12:51 > 0:12:55I'd be sat where Ross is right now wearing a £500 Tottenham scarf.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Which, by the way, I did some research into that scarf,

0:13:02 > 0:13:047.99 on eBay.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Well, Ross risked the wrath of Lord Sugar a few weeks ago

0:13:11 > 0:13:13telling him to button it in the boardroom.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16But this week he had a little less luck with Karren.

0:13:25 > 0:13:30People who do absolutely nothing are no good to me.And I agree.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I was project leader on week two.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34You lost week two.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Let's talk about the task a bit more. Sajan was project manager.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Terrible team leader. Sorry, yeah.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Well, he said he brought you in for your...

0:13:46 > 0:13:50The word "analytical skills" came up a lot.Yeah, yeah.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52I mean, it sounds a vague sort of

0:13:52 > 0:13:54fudge on a task like this, analytical.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58So, with Saj as team leader, it wasn't great, let's be honest.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00He didn't really have control of anything,

0:14:00 > 0:14:03really, from the beginning. I do have so much fondness for Saj,

0:14:03 > 0:14:05I think he's an absolutely great guy,

0:14:05 > 0:14:08but I do feel like he was a bit out of his depth on that and,

0:14:08 > 0:14:12ultimately, we paid the price with the team, and it's effectively me

0:14:12 > 0:14:13that that came down to,

0:14:13 > 0:14:15and I hope he has a lot of sleepless nights over that.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18It did come down to you. Lord Sugar in the boardroom, Linda,

0:14:18 > 0:14:22said he was lucky... Saj was lucky he'd caught him on a good day.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Was he lucky there wasn't a double firing?Absolutely.

0:14:25 > 0:14:30I would have fired Sajan. I would. He absolutely messed up.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34He did not buy the two biggest ticket items, and he...

0:14:34 > 0:14:39Having shown initiative to actually get the dealer of the computer

0:14:39 > 0:14:42to come halfway across London to meet him,

0:14:42 > 0:14:44he then just abandoned him.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48I thought it was bad business, and bad behaviour, actually.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Jenny, if you'd been project manager on this,

0:14:50 > 0:14:52what would your strategy have been?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Well, their biggest competition in this,

0:14:54 > 0:14:58their biggest struggle was against the capital city that is London.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07And I'd have kidnapped a London cabbie.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09That's what I'd have done,

0:15:09 > 0:15:11because they know where to go.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I'd have kidnapped a London cabbie, bunged them in the car

0:15:14 > 0:15:15and said, "Oi, mate..."

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Sorry, mustn't do that, cos that's what the girls did, didn't they?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20"Oi, mate!"

0:15:20 > 0:15:21That was the most extraordinary...

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Building a rapport, I think that's called.Yeah. Banter!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Eurgh! With brickies!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28"Oi, mate!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30"S'cuse me, fella!"

0:15:30 > 0:15:32The boys did it, as well.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35"All right, fella!" The boys did it as well. Couldn't help themselves.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36The only thing they did well was

0:15:36 > 0:15:39there were some fabulous hairdos going on.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44The hair gel. I mean, the person who should win is Sajan's hairdresser.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Thought you were going to say that!That quiff, you know.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49And Andrew - very good hair as well.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53They're both divas, let's be honest. They're both very diva-ish.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Maybe that's one of the qualities I alluded to earlier,

0:15:55 > 0:15:56about going far in the process,

0:15:56 > 0:15:59one of the ones that's less desirable for someone like me.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Diva-like qualities, maybe.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Says he... in a slightly diva-like way!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05LAUGHTER

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, no - I'm out of my depth here!

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Sorry!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Sajan tried to rescue a bad situation in the boardroom

0:16:14 > 0:16:17with a rousing humdinger of a speech that would have moved anyone

0:16:17 > 0:16:19with a heart to tears.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Let's see how it went down with somebody who doesn't have a heart.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23ROUSING CLASSICAL MUSIC

0:16:29 > 0:16:30I'll tell you what I am.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I'm very hard-working, very passionate at what I do.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Where I've come from, it's been difficult.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36My upbringing's been very different.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38I'm young, I might not be experienced as these guys, but

0:16:38 > 0:16:41there's definitely something that I'll give you which is hard work.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44I'm here to be mentored. I'm still building my confidence

0:16:44 > 0:16:46and I've still got a long way to go in this process...

0:16:46 > 0:16:50RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES

0:16:46 > 0:16:50I'LL decide whether you've got

0:16:46 > 0:16:50a long way to go in this process.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Such prowess.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Let's talk about what went right, Ross, because you got back in time.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Yeah, we got back in time and we had, um...

0:17:07 > 0:17:10..a reasonable amount of items, not that that's good,

0:17:10 > 0:17:12but if we decided to take an hour,

0:17:12 > 0:17:15two hours extra, we'd have absolutely got the handkerchief,

0:17:15 > 0:17:17absolutely got the scarf.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18We actually hit the deadline,

0:17:18 > 0:17:21which apparently the other team were incapable of doing.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23But the main bit of the task, surely, is to get the items,

0:17:23 > 0:17:26it's not just getting to the House of Lords on time?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Ican get to the House of Lords in eight hours.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32But YOU would have ended up in Lourdes in France.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35With no items, naked.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39That's where you'd have ended up if you were involved in this task!

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Let's talk about some of the other candidates, Ross. Joanna.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Hasn't had an easy time of it in there.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Had quite a frustrating week last week.Yeah.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48She's still in there, though.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Yeah, I actually have a lot of sympathy for Joanna.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52I think she's quite competent

0:17:52 > 0:17:55and I think she's quite emotionally intelligent, I think she can

0:17:55 > 0:17:59read a room very well and read social dynamics quite well, as well.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00However...

0:18:00 > 0:18:03..I think just circumstances mean she's been on the back foot

0:18:03 > 0:18:06and she's having to over-assert herself I think, to try

0:18:06 > 0:18:08and get her point across and that's being

0:18:08 > 0:18:12misconstrued as aggression, which I don't think is fair.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14She was PM this week, Linda, Joanna.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16She was under quite a lot of pressure,

0:18:16 > 0:18:20because she knew from the end of the last task that she was going

0:18:20 > 0:18:25to be PM, so I think she performed very well and they won the task.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Yeah. She cried big, fat tears of relief or joy,

0:18:28 > 0:18:31was it, at the end there, Jenny? That was quite a moment.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Have you ever invested

0:18:32 > 0:18:34so much in something that you've cried at the end?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Shoes?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41A lady...Shoes?!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43No, I haven't, I'm not that type, I don't know why I said that!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48An exhausting day racing aimlessly around London

0:18:48 > 0:18:52and missing deadlines clearly took its toll on Joanna this week.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00TINKLY LULLABY PLAYS

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Ed, Joanna's been in quite a competitive environment,

0:19:13 > 0:19:16it's been quite argumentative, a lot of debate.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Would you thrive in that sort of environment,

0:19:18 > 0:19:21or in a more conciliatory team, like the boys have had?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23I think neither team, really.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Neither type of team.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Not a team player?

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Absolutely not a team player, that's why I do stand-up comedy.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32I can't bear the idea of anybody else having a say in what I do.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I mean, a lot of the time I turn up to gigs

0:19:34 > 0:19:36and I'm annoyed that an audience is there, quite frankly.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I mean, it's not often.No!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Bushra was sub team leader on Graphene this week.Yeah, yeah.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Where you impressed with Bushra generally?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51I think she's an intelligent girl, I think she's very smart.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54I think she's playing her cards quite close to her chest,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57definitely. So I'm not sure which way it's going to go - I think

0:19:57 > 0:20:01she could either really thrive and go quite far in the process,

0:20:01 > 0:20:04or maybe just be outed as a bit of an impostor, I'm not sure.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07I think and hope it's the former. Jenny, what do you make of Bushra?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10She was sub team leader this week.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Her and Elizabeth, they're great, aren't they?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14They should do panto together.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Um...She called Elizabeth an unprofessional cartoon character -

0:20:18 > 0:20:20was that harsh? Fair? Harsh but fair?

0:20:20 > 0:20:24It's only something I've been called on many, many occasions, so...

0:20:25 > 0:20:26..I think, yeah, I think that

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Elizabeth totally rubs up Bushra the wrong way,

0:20:30 > 0:20:34because I think Bushra is probably quite a professional woman...

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Definitely...and Elizabeth just goes gallumphing in.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Gallumphing in?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41I love her. I think she's great.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44But not for the right reasons!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48It sounded like Bushra was setting us a riddle at one point,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Ed, when she said, "I am from London,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53"but I do not travel through London."

0:20:53 > 0:20:54"What am I?"

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I am a child in the morning!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02She was narrowing it down as they got further through the task,

0:21:02 > 0:21:05like everyone was going, "I'm from London," and later on

0:21:05 > 0:21:07they were going, "It's not my part of London, though."

0:21:07 > 0:21:08By the end, she was just going,

0:21:08 > 0:21:10"I only really know my house, and that's it..."

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Let's talk about Charles a little bit.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18He puts himself forward for project manager this week - again, rejected.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Wasn't that every week?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Er, he has put himself forward a couple of times,

0:21:22 > 0:21:23he's been rejected again.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Linda, why do you think they went with Sajan

0:21:25 > 0:21:27and not Charles this week?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Um, well, I haven't got a lot of sympathy for Charles,

0:21:29 > 0:21:31because I think...

0:21:31 > 0:21:32You surprise me.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33LAUGHTER

0:21:35 > 0:21:41Look, I think that Sajan, he's got more charisma than Charles and

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I think he did show initiative and

0:21:44 > 0:21:46I think that people recognise that.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Charles did well on the task, though,

0:21:48 > 0:21:49he knew what the rugelach was,

0:21:49 > 0:21:51he knew where to find it,

0:21:51 > 0:21:53he knew what it was.No, I disagree.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55I don't think he did well.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57In the discussions, he said,

0:21:57 > 0:22:01"Oh, rugelach - that can be found in Golders Green or Stamford Hill,"

0:22:01 > 0:22:05and then he took the team to Hampstead -

0:22:05 > 0:22:07very short drive from Golders Green,

0:22:07 > 0:22:09paid a lot more money in Hampstead.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12It's not the area you would go for rugelach,

0:22:12 > 0:22:17and I think that actually throughout the task, he was pretty passive.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Harrison - once again, has to be said, invited to be sub team...

0:22:21 > 0:22:23He gets this a lot.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26But ended up in the boardroom again, so people obviously have

0:22:26 > 0:22:29confidence in him, Ed, but is it misguided confidence, do you think?

0:22:29 > 0:22:32I don't necessarily think so - I quite like Harrison.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34You can tell he puts his all into it

0:22:34 > 0:22:37because about halfway through the day, his hair starts getting

0:22:37 > 0:22:41wilder, he gets five o'clock shadow at about 1.30...

0:22:41 > 0:22:42LAUGHTER

0:22:44 > 0:22:47So, Ross, unfortunately, Lord Sugar won't be investing in you

0:22:47 > 0:22:50but he does have this advice for your future.

0:22:51 > 0:22:56Ross was a very interesting person, he's a technology man.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Of course, I'm a technology man also,

0:22:58 > 0:23:00but he went wrong on this particular

0:23:00 > 0:23:02task basically doing nothing and

0:23:02 > 0:23:03it was something which regretfully,

0:23:03 > 0:23:06I saw in the previous task also.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08He said travelling around London,

0:23:08 > 0:23:11finding products was not his forte,

0:23:11 > 0:23:13but I'm not sure what his forte was

0:23:13 > 0:23:16as far as business is concerned.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18I'm optimistic for Ross in the

0:23:18 > 0:23:19future, he's a very smart guy,

0:23:19 > 0:23:22very technical, very analytical,

0:23:22 > 0:23:24and I'm sure that he'll turn his

0:23:24 > 0:23:27skills to something where he will flourish.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Nice words.Nice words.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I'm happy with that and I actually don't disagree with anything

0:23:33 > 0:23:36he did say. What was your business plan?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38My business plan is a dog training and health app

0:23:38 > 0:23:41and a connected collar for your dog,

0:23:41 > 0:23:43so people can get puppy classes in their pocket

0:23:43 > 0:23:46and understand if a dog is healthy and happy. Really simple,

0:23:46 > 0:23:49really easy, really exciting. Good luck.Thank you.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51So, Lord Sugar made his decision,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54but does our panel feel it was the right decision? Linda?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56I do. Absolutely.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01I'm shocked to the core that Linda would say that.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03That came out of nowhere!

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Jenny?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oh, I think Lord Sugar was right to fire him,

0:24:09 > 0:24:11he'd have been miserable staying, miserable.Ed.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I thought during that task,

0:24:13 > 0:24:16you were taking everything in and you were about to pounce,

0:24:16 > 0:24:18you were choosing your moment, and then you never pounced.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21It was like watching a nature documentary where there's a lion

0:24:21 > 0:24:23watching antelopes and then they just walk off.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28I think you're clearly very clever, but you weren't quite cut out

0:24:28 > 0:24:31for that, so I think they made the right decision.OK.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35So that's the panel. What do our audience think? Let's have a look.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38If you agree with Lord Sugar, then hold up Fired,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40if you disagree, hold up Hired now, please.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Ooh!Oh, my God!That's brutal!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Even my friends have got Fired!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52What the hell?!

0:24:52 > 0:24:55They wanted you home, Ross - they wanted you home!Yeah, that's it.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Guys, the people holding up Hired, you know

0:24:57 > 0:25:01you're not supposed to look at the side you want to hold up, right?

0:25:01 > 0:25:02There's one changed up there!

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Unfortunately, it is red, Ross,

0:25:08 > 0:25:09I'm afraid,

0:25:09 > 0:25:11but nobody leaves here empty-handed.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15Because, Ross, you are justifiably proud of your genius.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19You said at the outset that you are normally the smartest

0:25:19 > 0:25:23person in the room.Did you see my implicit caveat, there?Normally.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Normally.Well, why take that risk? Yeah, I know.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28I've got a gift that eliminates all risk,

0:25:28 > 0:25:31to guarantee that you are always the smartest person in the room,

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Ross, do not look round now, I'm going to bring it to you.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Face that way, my friend, do not look, it's a surprise.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39I'm getting goose bumps with the excitement.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Just cos I touched your shoulder. It's also that!

0:25:42 > 0:25:46You need never take the risk again, you can always be

0:25:46 > 0:25:47the smartest person in the room...

0:25:49 > 0:25:52..with my beautiful handmade PPR,

0:25:52 > 0:25:54it's the Portable Personal Room...

0:25:54 > 0:25:56APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Oh, wow!

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Take that wherever you go.I love it.Ross, you've been a great sport.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Thanks a lot.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Enjoy your PPR, thanks for coming on the show.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Let's have a look at your highlights.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Normally, I'm the smartest person in the room.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Absolutely.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Ross is one of the most intelligent people I've ever met.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14This has quashed that immediately.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15He's very analytical.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18I don't think his brain ever stops working.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20If you feel you need to strip out some detail, do that, please.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22I'm trying to actually explain,

0:26:22 > 0:26:23preferably, not to be rude,

0:26:23 > 0:26:25but uninterrupted would be really helpful.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Ross is lovely, there's so many layers to Ross.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30I still eat Pop Tarts and I'm 29 years old.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34He's a nice guy, very dark sense of humour.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36This, to me, screams British. Totally agree.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39I would also scream, "No, I think it's disgusting."

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Awesome. Sounds like we're good to go, guys.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Do you want to, like, I don't know, touch each other, high five...?

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Interesting.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Come on, let's touch each other. Let's do it.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Not sure what that was, but...!

0:26:52 > 0:26:55It just feels good, doesn't it? Keep going!It just feels good.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59Ladies and gentlemen, Ross Fretten! Thank you! Thank you.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Also, please thank tonight's Apprentice fans

0:27:05 > 0:27:07and guests Linda Plant, Jenny Eclair and Ed Gamble.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Next week sees our candidates set sail for beautiful Belgium to

0:27:16 > 0:27:18conduct guided tours for tourists.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Who will find their sea legs and who will end up all battered

0:27:20 > 0:27:23and Bruges-ed, looking like a right An-twerp?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Your next task is to plan

0:27:29 > 0:27:32and execute a tour of Bruges.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33SHIP HORN BLOWS

0:27:33 > 0:27:37Guys, how do you fancy a Segway tour?We're fannying about.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39We don't need to fanny about. Have you heard of Segways?

0:27:41 > 0:27:42No.

0:27:42 > 0:27:43THEY WHOOP

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Shush!

0:27:43 > 0:27:44I'm really pissed off.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48LOUDSPEAKER CLICKS

0:27:48 > 0:27:50OK, now - if I can't see your eyes, you can't see me.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52So this is where the magic happens? Yes.Are you lost?

0:27:52 > 0:27:54No, no, not at all - we're there.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56We've just got to go round. Guys, come on.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58SHE SNORES

0:27:58 > 0:28:00The way they've mixed in new buildings with the old is

0:28:00 > 0:28:01literally ingenious.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Thank you!

0:28:03 > 0:28:05That was stupid beyond belief.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Oh, no - we're back where we started!

0:28:07 > 0:28:09To infinity and beyond!

0:28:09 > 0:28:11SHIP HORN BLOWS

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Join me next Wednesday at ten for more You're Fired - goodnight!