Episode 3

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:00:14. > :00:24.Where is your brains? This is a disgrace. The failure is down to

:00:24. > :00:34.

:00:34. > :00:41.Good evening and welcome to The Apprentice, You're Fired. As ever,

:00:41. > :00:51.with the help of unseen footage, we will delve into the debt titters of

:00:51. > :00:53.

:00:53. > :01:03.what derailed this week. When Karren said this... �1,389.20.

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:01:05. > :01:12.entire country went, "what was the first number again?" they need a

:01:12. > :01:22.big buzz or of some description. Before we meet the Casualty, let us

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:01:24. > :01:29.meet the panel. Tara Bernerd, Sean Lock and Jane Moore. Welcome.

:01:29. > :01:34.Tonight's task of buying 10 items for a top hotel left one man on the

:01:34. > :01:42.shelf. I have to judge this on this task and on that basis I have

:01:42. > :01:52.concluded that because the task was out of hand, Gavin, you are fired.

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:02:10. > :02:17.Gavin it, a genuinely warm welcome from the audience because there

:02:17. > :02:21.were weeks when they were... We got rid of him! Were you surprised?

:02:21. > :02:26.wasn't surprised because we lost the task and I was project manager.

:02:26. > :02:35.I was disappointed but not surprised because we lost the task.

:02:35. > :02:40.Let us look back at what went wrong Gavin, you must be six. It was a

:02:40. > :02:47.disgrace. Three hours of pontificating. Is this the right

:02:47. > :02:54.decision to go out, collectively? what are they doing? Let us go.

:02:54. > :03:00.Where? You said you were a good manager of people? I told people

:03:00. > :03:10.what to do. But now one took any notice. That is correct. You let

:03:10. > :03:10.

:03:10. > :03:15.What happened in those three hours? We tried to phone round businesses

:03:16. > :03:22.to locate the items but we couldn't find anywhere. Where I come from,

:03:22. > :03:26.Liverpool, we have one level -- Yellow Pages and we were dealing

:03:26. > :03:32.with six or seven. I thought everyone was looking at the same

:03:32. > :03:40.one. People were looking at different parts of London... Yes, I

:03:40. > :03:48.didn't realise London at 25 million different Yellow Pages. The only

:03:48. > :03:54.place to get eyes in London was... Every London we travel down to the

:03:54. > :04:01.south London massive ice factory, the ice quarry, it to remove our

:04:02. > :04:10.eyes. That was during the north London ice shortage. It was a tough

:04:10. > :04:18.time. That is why supermarkets were invented. You run to businesses?

:04:18. > :04:24.Yes, I sell glasses online and have a high street store. It was just

:04:24. > :04:30.completely unbelievably difficult to locate the items. Would you sell

:04:31. > :04:39.them to the six people you are wearing identical -- identical

:04:39. > :04:49.glasses in a row five? Are they related to you? You bought them

:04:49. > :04:51.

:04:51. > :04:56.from his website? I just noticed that. Thanks for that. Why weren't

:04:56. > :05:02.you, during every shot, taking of a pair and putting on another pair of

:05:02. > :05:08.glasses. One minute they were on and the next they were of, make

:05:08. > :05:17.your mind up. Ivo wear them or don't. That is my rule. I wear them

:05:17. > :05:24.because I can't see. I can't see a thing. Is that a tactic. Is it the

:05:24. > :05:31.type of thing, I will withdraw to my happy place. For the land, no

:05:31. > :05:38.one can hurt me here. Light soft play area. I used to think I became

:05:38. > :05:44.invisible when I tipped them off. You supply to hotels. How did you

:05:44. > :05:50.think of how they handled the task? The most important few hours were

:05:50. > :05:56.at the beginning. In those instances, strategy is everything.

:05:56. > :06:01.Prioritising. It was a shambles. I felt you were disorganised. I'm not

:06:01. > :06:10.sure if you had a hard group because you do run a business well

:06:10. > :06:15.but those hours at the start seemed to be key. Was it difficult? It is

:06:15. > :06:19.not rocket science trying to open a book and locate items but when

:06:19. > :06:24.everyone is looking at different books and when people make phone

:06:24. > :06:29.calls and are not getting luck in locating the items, it does come

:06:29. > :06:36.down to luck. If someone had the item, one team would have been a

:06:36. > :06:45.way to get it. Is it that or initiative? When I watched --

:06:45. > :06:49.watched it, I thought the task seemed easy because I come from a -

:06:49. > :06:59.- the days before internet Andy used the phone to five things

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:07:02. > :07:06.quickly. We do relied -- and we used the phone. There was also a

:07:06. > :07:11.lack of leadership and they needed more guidance whether your hat the

:07:11. > :07:19.internet or the Yellow Pages. It seemed no one quite knew what they

:07:19. > :07:23.were looking for. The other team had a job each. I don't think the

:07:23. > :07:31.internet would have helped you. I don't think a team of but this

:07:31. > :07:37.would have helped to. 10 personal shoppers. What is the strangest

:07:37. > :07:42.thing you have been asked to source? Extraordinary things from a

:07:42. > :07:48.casino owner who needed a TV that had to be disguised as a mirror

:07:48. > :07:55.with a gold gilt frame. Binoculars for penthouses that were antique.

:07:55. > :08:02.All kinds of things. Were these people difficult to manage? Would

:08:02. > :08:12.you employ them? I would avoid them because they got me the sack.

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:08:15. > :08:20.enough. Your audition, you were full of get up and go. It is very

:08:20. > :08:25.soft the down south. La-di-da celebrities. I will make as much

:08:25. > :08:31.money as possible. Try and knock them down and they will try and

:08:31. > :08:41.knock you down. If you win every task, you will get to the final. If

:08:41. > :08:41.

:08:41. > :08:46.you get to the final I will way in the Apprentice. -- will win the

:08:46. > :08:56.Apprentice. Thank you for the motion sickness! Do you always bob

:08:56. > :08:58.

:08:58. > :09:03.around? Yes, when I was in that... I can't stand in the same place.

:09:03. > :09:11.Looking at that audition tape, you are really funny and easy-going.

:09:11. > :09:16.That didn't come across in the show. He wasn't doing that with his foot!

:09:16. > :09:22.You come across well and in the show it looked like you were

:09:22. > :09:26.sitting on a nail. I think you realised that a one. You went, calm

:09:26. > :09:30.down. And then you thought you wouldn't be able to walk the

:09:30. > :09:40.streets of Liverpool again. There was panic as soon as I said those

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:09:42. > :09:47.words. As soon as you said it... They banged a big jump. You hire

:09:47. > :09:52.and fire people and you have to be decisive. I can't hire and fire

:09:52. > :09:56.people who were or might team because it would it have been me

:09:56. > :10:02.ringing around. In the real-world, if you ask someone to do something

:10:02. > :10:07.and they don't do it, it is not just a case of saying, it do it for

:10:07. > :10:11.me, they have got to do it otherwise they are consequences. I

:10:11. > :10:15.couldn't say to Vincent, you are suspended and we will have a chat

:10:15. > :10:22.when you come in tomorrow. You have to read direct them back to the

:10:22. > :10:26.task. Is it a take -- case of inspiring them? These people should

:10:26. > :10:35.be wanting to win because they do not want to go back into the

:10:35. > :10:40.ballroom. -- boardroom. In terms of inspiring people to pick up a phone

:10:41. > :10:50.and asking them if they have a cloche or whatever it was. Can we

:10:50. > :11:00.nail this, it is cloche. You still haven't got it? No, we kept getting

:11:00. > :11:01.

:11:01. > :11:06.the word wrong. Every time you put down a pair of glasses or shower

:11:06. > :11:15.Pope glasses, it should be under a cloche. "your glasses are ready, so

:11:15. > :11:23.there" let us move to the saga of the top hat.

:11:23. > :11:33.We saw my local dry-cleaners making an appearance. I took it literally,

:11:33. > :11:47.

:11:48. > :11:54.Could we get a top hat from here? That genuinely is my dry-cleaners.

:11:54. > :12:00.The last time I was saying, the King of Tonga was there. He has a

:12:00. > :12:06.lot of top hats that need cleaning. What crazy clutching at straws was

:12:06. > :12:11.that? Week tribes the cloche dry- cleaners but it was closed. So we

:12:11. > :12:21.moved to the top hat dry-cleaners. I was ringing around everywhere and

:12:21. > :12:28.out of the corner of mime i i saw, top hat. -- the corner of my eye. I

:12:28. > :12:34.wondered if they cleaned top hat. It is very stupid, right. Imagine

:12:34. > :12:43.if that they were London's premier at top hat dry-cleaners who do all

:12:43. > :12:48.of the top hats. And in the boardroom they would say, but you

:12:48. > :12:53.drove past. A everyone knows you don't should dry-cleaner a top hat.

:12:53. > :12:57.Everyone knows that, don't they? The ones you probably do dry-

:12:57. > :13:04.cleaner are the felt ones with Guinness on the side. That would

:13:04. > :13:08.have been cheaper. I thought it was the funniest thing. I get it

:13:08. > :13:13.because when you get to the point where you are desperate and use the

:13:13. > :13:17.word that has been haunting new for however many hours, you run in. You

:13:17. > :13:24.never know, it might just have been that because it was the name of his

:13:24. > :13:29.shop, he might just have had a top hat on the shelf as a prop and you

:13:29. > :13:34.might have said, you can have it for a tenner. You never know. It

:13:34. > :13:39.was either a worst -- work of genius on act of stupidity and you

:13:39. > :13:49.are sitting is so we know which one it was. It wasn't just you in the

:13:49. > :13:58.firing line. We also enjoyed the Can you co-ordinate this Cup team

:13:58. > :14:03.for me? I can be in charge of three, strong ladies. I heard you is

:14:03. > :14:07.weighing 10 places. You were grabbing the phone out of the hand

:14:07. > :14:15.because they aren't doing it properly, you think. He is a bit of

:14:15. > :14:25.a wide boy. I don't like people that undermine instructions that

:14:25. > :14:27.

:14:27. > :14:31.people give them and I can't see There was a lot of debate about who

:14:31. > :14:41.Vincent most looks like. A Karic -- character from Only Fools and

:14:41. > :14:42.

:14:42. > :14:52.horses. Would you work with a man like him? It's all right. I'll sort

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:14:58. > :15:03.this one out, tar run. -- tyrer. couldn't have said it better. He

:15:03. > :15:11.seemed to think he had a grip on them but I don't think they were

:15:11. > :15:19.that impressed. It was odious. He drives me mad. He thinks he is one

:15:19. > :15:29.of the Three Musketeers. He is this far away from saying, come on winch.

:15:29. > :15:35.

:15:35. > :15:42.You love it really though, don't you? I was asking for it. He is

:15:42. > :15:49.like some 70s TV detective. Vincent... What is his name?

:15:49. > :15:53.Vincent Disneur. He said in his defence when they were criticising

:15:54. > :15:59.him in the boardroom, he said well I just want to win, like that

:15:59. > :16:07.cancels out everything else. lover bit when he was on the phone

:16:07. > :16:14.and said "now then, somewhere that sells stake." are but just

:16:14. > :16:19.possibly? How is he? A nice guy actually. I get along with him. I

:16:19. > :16:24.couldn't work with him, day-in, day-out. I would end up killing him

:16:24. > :16:34.but on a one-to-one basis he is a bit of a lad. We have had three

:16:34. > :16:37.

:16:37. > :16:44.shows and three men fired already. Yay! It does mean we have hardly

:16:44. > :16:50.have chance to talk about the girls. Zoe, you were the only one who

:16:50. > :17:00.ended up not getting into any negotiations. Why was that? I found

:17:00. > :17:05.

:17:05. > :17:09.a lot of Leeds and silage. sourced my own signage. I did what

:17:09. > :17:13.I was told and didn't get a chance to shine. That could be your own

:17:13. > :17:19.fault. A why should I be punished for being professional? One do you

:17:19. > :17:23.think? It is my first chance to see her. She didn't stand out at all,

:17:23. > :17:29.and with all the focus on the men at the moment, she has another

:17:29. > :17:38.chance but I didn't see anything to comment on. Is it unprofessional?

:17:38. > :17:40.She was supplying the information. She had some attitude at the end,

:17:40. > :17:44.what comes from that book too early to say. She is a bit like all of

:17:45. > :17:50.the others, they are all very similar, the girls. Like an

:17:50. > :17:54.enormous girl band. They are not very distinctive. No yet. They are

:17:54. > :18:01.doing what women do, keeping quiet, a bit nervous about putting

:18:01. > :18:08.ourselves forward, but then at the end, as has been proved in the last

:18:08. > :18:18.two series, we always win. Because ladies are so cool and relaxed.

:18:18. > :18:20.

:18:20. > :18:25.Let's have a look at this but first. This is the third task, but two

:18:25. > :18:29.people are already not the best of friends. Zoe is very intelligent

:18:29. > :18:35.and has decent experience behind her, and I feel it is unfortunate

:18:35. > :18:43.she has not brought that to the table. Working with Natasha is a

:18:43. > :18:48.nightmare, I wouldn't wish it on my first -- worst enemy. She has

:18:48. > :18:53.looked for excuses. She is just a mouth. She never put herself

:18:53. > :18:59.forward for negotiation. She gets where dirt can't. She doesn't have

:18:59. > :19:02.any intelligence to her. I don't think she can be trusted. She moans

:19:02. > :19:11.in between tasks. A I'm not sure if this is a serious thing for her,

:19:12. > :19:15.but it should be considering her employment status is none. Yes, Zoe

:19:15. > :19:19.and Natasha getting on like sisters. Moving through the process and

:19:19. > :19:24.eventually winning it. What was that you were talking about a

:19:24. > :19:30.second ago? I thought the funny bit was when they were trying to get

:19:30. > :19:37.the wine cellar plaque and one of her negotiating tactics, she said

:19:37. > :19:41."well, there is repeat business". One of those plaques would probably

:19:41. > :19:45.last about 200 years. When that wears out, we will be back for

:19:45. > :19:51.another one. You're still here, and the earth is still spinning around,

:19:51. > :19:58.we will be back for another plaque, another 40 quid in your pocket. I

:19:58. > :20:05.would have sacked her for that. Allows the tactic. Presumably there

:20:05. > :20:13.are personality clashes like that in your business, Tara, how do you

:20:13. > :20:17.deal with them? They are a problem. It can be a real setback and I have

:20:18. > :20:23.been lucky, we usually spot it had the outset and have somebody can't

:20:23. > :20:27.communicate, they go quite early. We know that Tom is a bit of a nerd

:20:27. > :20:31.and more power to him for that. We think he might actually be turning

:20:31. > :20:41.into a computer. Do you think you have an ability to

:20:41. > :21:00.

:21:00. > :21:04.think in different ways to other John, what do you think of Tom?

:21:04. > :21:10.is at the inventor, isn't he? I think the reason is because one day

:21:10. > :21:14.he looked in the mirror and thought I look like an inventor. I will

:21:14. > :21:19.become an inventor! He looks like something out of the Beano, he

:21:19. > :21:25.looks great. Slightly comic. only reason he has lasted this long

:21:25. > :21:29.is because he has not figured on Lord Sugar's radar yet. He will get

:21:29. > :21:33.eaten for breakfast. He is really sweet, but just there in the

:21:33. > :21:37.background, not putting himself forward for anything. He will soon

:21:37. > :21:43.be flushed out. Gavin, it is time to hear from Lord Sugar about

:21:43. > :21:48.yourself, and from your former colleagues. Gavin surprised me. He

:21:48. > :21:52.looked like a contender but in this particular task he completely lost

:21:52. > :21:58.it. He didn't organise people, they spent hours pontificating over

:21:58. > :22:02.where to go, what to do. We were in there for two hours planning and he

:22:02. > :22:07.wasn't doing anything. From the time management point of view, it

:22:07. > :22:13.was a mess. The team strategy was that there wasn't one, basically.

:22:13. > :22:16.People were like headless chickens. I think he is a good guy, he was

:22:16. > :22:21.swamped by this task. Under pressure, he could not control his

:22:21. > :22:26.people, he could not work out the logistics and that is not the type

:22:26. > :22:33.of person I can go into business with. Lord Sugar thought you were

:22:33. > :22:38.initially a possible front-runner, but how do you respond to that?

:22:38. > :22:43.Obviously he knows what he's talking about. I can accept what he

:22:43. > :22:46.is saying, in hindsight. I will prove him wrong in the future

:22:46. > :22:50.hopefully, but at this time obviously he has decided to go with

:22:50. > :23:00.the likes of other people. What have you learned from the

:23:00. > :23:00.

:23:00. > :23:10.experience? What a cloche is. Where to get my top-hat cleaned, and

:23:10. > :23:16.

:23:16. > :23:21.Why did you choose to be PM on this particular task? Every year, I

:23:21. > :23:25.watch it and I hate this task. I really hate it, honestly. It is the

:23:25. > :23:30.worst one out of for them, but for the previous two weeks I have been

:23:30. > :23:35.wanting to do things. Because I wasn't pm, it got delegated to

:23:35. > :23:39.someone else. It looked like I was moaning of the time and I probably

:23:39. > :23:44.was because I wanted to be involved. After losing the second task, I

:23:44. > :23:49.went a bit not and decided that I didn't care what it was but I

:23:49. > :23:55.wanted to be the pm next week. I wanted to try and win, I wanted to

:23:55. > :24:02.be involved and it was just stupid. The other team led by Susan started

:24:02. > :24:06.more decisively but in the end only won by �7.51. Whatever price they

:24:06. > :24:13.ask for the top hat, I want to get it for a fiver. A as cheap as you

:24:13. > :24:22.can possibly do it for us? �365. They wouldn't even take one penny

:24:22. > :24:28.off. You know St James' may fare is not exactly the pound shop area.

:24:28. > :24:38.�119.50. It is for a very important client. How would that make a

:24:38. > :24:42.

:24:42. > :24:47.difference? You also went to the rare tea company, very bloody rare.

:24:47. > :24:54.�990 �909? You should have run a mile when you heard that figure.

:24:54. > :24:58.Where are your brains? She went to that price, and did she

:24:58. > :25:05.ring the Turkish guide who takes it incredibly seriously and wants it

:25:05. > :25:12.to be that price? No, she didn't. Normally when I buy tea outside a

:25:12. > :25:22.pub, I get it at knock-down prices. I'm thinking you buy tea outsider

:25:22. > :25:29.pub for 900 quid? It is like a David Boughey lyric. She wanted tea

:25:29. > :25:34.for �400. The word rare tells you that it will be really expensive

:25:34. > :25:37.because that is why she has called it rare, and that will have a big

:25:37. > :25:43.market price added on to the top of it. She should have just gone for

:25:43. > :25:49.the cheap tea company or whatever, but rare. Of course the cheap tea

:25:49. > :25:57.company. We sell it in the back of the pub for half the price in the

:25:57. > :26:07.front of the poor. - Mark the front of the pub. Like in the Sweeney,

:26:07. > :26:14.you pull up and say "where is the tea?" in the back, you got the

:26:14. > :26:19.cash? Tara, what did you think of Susan as PM? She was good, she was

:26:19. > :26:23.organised. She seemed to have her tea under control at the beginning.

:26:23. > :26:29.She got in those cars and they all seemed to be knowing exactly where

:26:29. > :26:33.they were going. Everything gets cheaper as you go to East London,

:26:33. > :26:43.gradually the further east you go, out of the Medway and people are

:26:43. > :26:52.bartering grain. You don't have to live in London to know that, you

:26:52. > :27:02.just have to have a monopoly board. Just follow the music. How much?

:27:02. > :27:05.

:27:05. > :27:15.Tara, do you think Lord Sugar is right? Just this week, do you think

:27:15. > :27:25.he was right to fire Gavin? Yes, I do. Sean? Yes, definitely. The best

:27:25. > :27:31.

:27:31. > :27:37.decision Lord Sugar ever made. Well done, Lord Sugar, if you are

:27:37. > :27:43.in the building. Is he back there? All the time, in a communication

:27:43. > :27:48.bored listening to everything that has been said. Jane? It was close

:27:48. > :27:58.run between you and Vincent, but I think it was the right decision.

:27:58. > :28:00.

:28:00. > :28:10.Sorry. Let me see if you get redemption from our audience. It is

:28:10. > :28:14.fired, I'm afraid. Every week you do this. You crush the puppy and

:28:14. > :28:21.then you are really sad that you don't have the puppy any more. We

:28:21. > :28:31.do have a gift for you, Gavin. Obviously we have to put the gift...

:28:31. > :28:35.

:28:35. > :28:45.Wait! This is not a cloche, I am sure a cloche is circular. That is

:28:45. > :28:50.

:28:50. > :29:00.Let's enjoy your highlights. believe I am good enough because I

:29:00. > :29:01.

:29:01. > :29:05.am representing Liverpool. I always think big. What about the paper you

:29:05. > :29:09.squeeze and it crackles? What would you pay for something like that?

:29:10. > :29:19.What you see is what you get. Lovely guy. People believe I am

:29:19. > :29:29.quite funny. That is enough from him. Ladies and gentlemen, Gavin

:29:29. > :29:33.

:29:33. > :29:40.That is it for tonight. Thank you to one of my guests. Gavin will be

:29:40. > :29:44.on Breakfast tomorrow morning. You can visit the website, where you

:29:44. > :29:47.will find everything you need to know. You can also find details of

:29:47. > :29:55.how to apply to take part in the next series if you have a great

:29:55. > :30:03.business idea. Now is your chance to be in the running. Next week,

:30:03. > :30:07.they get under the skin of the beauty business. Behind me is

:30:07. > :30:12.Aphrodite and your task is to get a piece of the action. It is what

:30:12. > :30:20.girls want. You will be professionally trained. Why is it

:30:20. > :30:25.not working? What is going on? know my cosmetics. You are pretty.