:00:53. > :01:03.This is my boardroom. This is my none knee. The product sucks! You
:01:03. > :01:05.
:01:05. > :01:14.screwed it up! You're fired! You're fired! -- this is my money. The
:01:14. > :01:17.product sucks! You screwed it up! Good evening and welcome to The
:01:17. > :01:20.Apprentice: You're Fired!. As we enter the second half of Lord
:01:20. > :01:24.Sugar's search for his new business partner, with the help of unseen
:01:24. > :01:29.footage, we will be getting to the bottom of the one who sold himself
:01:29. > :01:32.short. You know the way some people have "come to bed" eyes? This week
:01:32. > :01:42.we saw Tom's "I hope they don't hear that" eyes. What I'm smelling
:01:42. > :01:59.
:01:59. > :02:05.right now is bugs. They are going Welcome to You're Fired!. Tonight's
:02:05. > :02:09.task of smelling what sells left one candidate in a stink. Azhar,
:02:09. > :02:13.people are saying you stand around, you are moaning all the time, this
:02:13. > :02:18.is going wrong, that is going wrong. You don't seem to come forward with
:02:18. > :02:28.any solution. On that basis, I will have to say that Azhar, you are
:02:28. > :02:39.
:02:39. > :02:47.Please welcome Azhar Siddique. APPLAUSE
:02:47. > :02:56.Azhar, it is lovely to see you here. Did you work out any - what is the
:02:57. > :03:01.word I'm looking for? LAUGHTER It will come to me - oh, strategy! Yes.
:03:01. > :03:06.Are you angry? Are you disappointed? I'm strategically
:03:06. > :03:13.disappointed. LAUGHTER Yes. You have to get ownership of that
:03:13. > :03:17.thing! Did you think you were hard done by? I think I was. You have to
:03:17. > :03:21.respect his decision. It's the way things are. Let's look where it all
:03:21. > :03:28.went wrong for you. You spent so long discussing the location of the
:03:28. > :03:31.market, you didn't leave yourself much time to look at products.
:03:31. > :03:36.Would you rather travel a shorter distance and sell... Can you tell
:03:36. > :03:41.me which one? I don't know this area. People think he is having a
:03:41. > :03:49.moan. Is he one of these people that says, "That's wrong, this is
:03:49. > :03:54.wrong"? On the strategy side... kept wanting to speak to me about
:03:54. > :04:04.strategy! What is our strategy? That is a risky strategy! LAUGHTER
:04:04. > :04:08.
:04:08. > :04:14.You are running blind into the dark. LAUGHTER Hello? APPLAUSE
:04:14. > :04:18.So, without labouring the point, about that word, what was your
:04:18. > :04:21.insistence about strategy? There was no set plan. There was no kind
:04:21. > :04:25.of process which we needed to follow. It was pretty much let's
:04:25. > :04:30.see how it goes and hope for the best. There was no strategy in
:04:30. > :04:33.place to formulate the plan! LAUGHTER That is going to keep
:04:33. > :04:38.happening! Was there an element of you dropping the bomb in? Were you
:04:38. > :04:43.saying this because it allows me a reason to say that I have said
:04:43. > :04:49.this? I think it's - having set up a company and having to devise a
:04:49. > :04:55.strategy in a recession where it is tough... Yes? It comes frustrating
:04:55. > :05:02.when people aren't listening to you. That is why it got frustrated for
:05:02. > :05:07.me. I kept badgering on and on and on... Fine. Oliver, what did you
:05:07. > :05:10.think of his performance? I thought it was on the right side of the
:05:10. > :05:14.argument, strategically wise. You weren't able to make your case in
:05:14. > :05:18.the task or in the boardroom. You were outmanoeuvred by Jade. She
:05:18. > :05:25.made one or two key points which I think Lord Sugar picked up on. That
:05:25. > :05:31.is the reason you were fired. Stephanie? Everyone was surprised
:05:31. > :05:38.by the ending. It shows you can't just cover your back and pick flaws
:05:38. > :05:43.in the strategy of the team, dare I say it! It doesn't matter what you
:05:43. > :05:48.say if people don't trust you? Russell? I'm going to be shouting
:05:48. > :05:54.the word "strategy" at random points throughout the rest of the
:05:54. > :06:04.week! I will shout it at my cat! "Strategy!" I can't say it now.
:06:04. > :06:17.
:06:17. > :06:23.it over and over again! It is so brilliant in your accent - strat-a-
:06:23. > :06:27.gy! LAUGHTER I pointed out you should hold more stock being
:06:27. > :06:33.furthest away and smell what sells. That was part of the strategy. I
:06:33. > :06:39.don't see how clearer I could have made it without saying "strategy"
:06:39. > :06:44.again! LAUGHTER It was only when we travelled last week to Scotland -
:06:44. > :06:50.it led to deep-fried Mars bars coming to the candidates' minds.
:06:50. > :06:55.What would it be for Essex? Lord Sugar would like us to meet him in
:06:55. > :07:00.Essex. Essex love tans. We are here at the shopping centre, 70% Essex
:07:00. > :07:10.women. The fake tan is shifting. Soon, everybody in Essex will have
:07:10. > :07:23.
:07:23. > :07:28.one! LAUGHTER Hello! This is - well, well, well.
:07:28. > :07:36.I'm almost tempted to throw that among you and watch you fight for
:07:36. > :07:46.it! Were you angered by this representation of your county?
:07:46. > :07:50.
:07:50. > :07:58.LAUGHTER Really? You look like you Why? It did sell? It died a bit
:07:58. > :08:03.inside. Have you been back since? Not going back now. Yes, no, how
:08:03. > :08:09.did you find selling it? I didn't sell much fake tan. The demographic
:08:09. > :08:16.we were in, there were a lot of people from an ethnic background
:08:16. > :08:19.which meant it was very difficult selling fake tan! LAUGHTER Yes.
:08:19. > :08:26.Jade got - we will come to her - she got her first go as project
:08:26. > :08:29.manager and it almost got her the boot. This task is all about
:08:29. > :08:33.smelling what's selling. There's something that sells and something
:08:33. > :08:36.that doesn't sell. So it is logical, is it not, that when you buy some
:08:36. > :08:40.more, you only buy the stuff that you have learnt is selling? It is
:08:40. > :08:45.good to have a few different things. If they don't like insects you
:08:45. > :08:49.could sell them the other things. When you replenish the stock, you
:08:49. > :08:55.said, "Buy what you think you need." Whatever you think, a
:08:55. > :09:05.mixture of the other stuff. That is not strategy. You bought everything
:09:05. > :09:09.
:09:09. > :09:14.again on your second trip? 21 MP3 players... You were not in that
:09:14. > :09:18.much control to be frank. Do you think she didn't get it?
:09:18. > :09:24.Absolutely. Do you think your obligation wasn't to say, "What is
:09:24. > :09:30.your strategy?" But to say, "Don't buy the same stuff again"? Yes, it
:09:30. > :09:33.was. Around that, it was also about the location, it is about the
:09:33. > :09:39.amount of time invested. There were a number of pieces, like a jigsaw
:09:39. > :09:46.we needed to come together to form a strategy. LAUGHTER OK. Listen,
:09:46. > :09:54.that was - if we had done this task twice - both times we have done it,
:09:54. > :09:58.somebody hasn't got it? I agree. She didn't get it. She did a great
:09:58. > :10:02.job of talking herself out of trouble in the boardroom. But
:10:02. > :10:07.comprehensively failed to test as far as I'm concerned. How obvious
:10:07. > :10:10.is it? There were lots of things that I couldn't do. Doing exactly
:10:10. > :10:15.what Lord Sugar says if you possibly can seems to me like quite
:10:15. > :10:20.high on your list of things to do. LAUGHTER She was like, "No, I'm
:10:20. > :10:24.going to ignore doing what Lord Sugar says and do something else."
:10:24. > :10:29.It can't be more obvious? Russell, were you screaming at the telly?
:10:29. > :10:34.don't know how she could have got that wrong. I'm not a businessman.
:10:34. > :10:43.I understand you flog what people want. If I said, "Jokes A and B
:10:43. > :10:49.will work, but joke C doesn't." I'm not going to give joke C a go! I
:10:50. > :10:55.know what happened. I do like my shopping. You saw loads of stuff
:10:55. > :11:04.and you thought, "I want loads of everything!" It is a natural
:11:04. > :11:07.reaction. Is your life a trolley dash? Dale Winton was going, "Pace
:11:07. > :11:16.yourself!" LAUGHTER There was a point where they were saying the
:11:16. > :11:23.bugs were selling, gel them. She goes, "I thought -- get them. She
:11:23. > :11:33.goes, "I thought if they don't like the bugs, I will get the water
:11:33. > :11:35.
:11:35. > :11:39.bottle instead!" Who is this crazy shopper? APPLAUSE Adam and Jade
:11:39. > :11:43.haven't always seen kpwrie to eye but that changed tonight -- eye-to-
:11:43. > :11:48.eye, but that changed tonight. have had a fiery relationship.
:11:48. > :11:54.have had a few issues with him in the past, ordering me around too
:11:54. > :11:59.much. Bossy, no manners. God only knows what she is doing here.
:11:59. > :12:04.has just irritated me and I can't wait to get home. Woah!
:12:04. > :12:07.# Just the two of us... # We have no time for messing about.
:12:08. > :12:12.If things don't work out for you, you can come and work for me after
:12:12. > :12:16.today! Everything I hate about her, she seems to have stopped doing.
:12:16. > :12:22.That is my best day in the whole process so far. Me, too. We have
:12:22. > :12:27.had our disagreements but we have earnt a mutual respect today.
:12:27. > :12:37.have put our differences behind us. I don't mind working with her but I
:12:37. > :12:41.
:12:41. > :12:44.still wouldn't date her! APPLAUSE Adam did sell more than anyone. He
:12:44. > :12:49.was impressive? He was fantastic. He had this broad selection of
:12:49. > :12:52.stuff to sell and he did it. He had all the tricks up his sleeves. He
:12:52. > :12:58.was great. There is a time and a place for that and that was the
:12:58. > :13:04.exact place for Adam? Yes. I felt he's dodged a bullet earlier in the
:13:04. > :13:09.series, so I think he got off lightly - well, he made the most of
:13:09. > :13:12.his opportunity. Stephanie, warming to Adam? I have found him pretty
:13:12. > :13:16.irritating, up until now. When you see him doing his job - I don't
:13:17. > :13:21.think he said anything deeply sexist this week - he shifted his
:13:21. > :13:26.presence on to Essex, maybe that is how they bonded, Essex brought them
:13:26. > :13:34.together. Russell? He gets redder and redder depending on how sexist
:13:34. > :13:40.he is being. If a female pilot went passed him, his head would probably
:13:40. > :13:44.go... LAUGHTER Let's look back on your Apprentice journey. You were
:13:44. > :13:54.known as the quiet one and even when there was cause for
:13:54. > :14:01.
:14:01. > :14:11.celebration, you were melancholic. How did the boys get on? APPLAUSE
:14:11. > :14:21.have got you a private room in the Ivy. Go and enjoy yourself. I will
:14:21. > :14:26.
:14:26. > :14:32.see you on the next task. APPLAUSE No joy at all in victory? That was
:14:32. > :14:37.me excited! You looked like a guy on a stag weekend who didn't want
:14:37. > :14:41.to get married. Being dragged around by his mates into a bar?
:14:41. > :14:47.When you are in that situation where your team are saying you are
:14:47. > :14:51.a bad PM and you have made a wrong decision, suddenly after you win,
:14:51. > :14:56.you rejoice. I didn't warm to that particularly. It was more about,
:14:56. > :15:06.you know, the whole process behind it, I think. That would give the
:15:06. > :15:06.
:15:06. > :15:10.impression you are very quiet. What we don't see is you in the house.
:15:10. > :15:20.Azhar is the body! He has the best physique and he likes to show it.
:15:20. > :15:30.physique and he likes to show it. # I like to move it... #
:15:30. > :15:31.
:15:31. > :15:39.I love any form of physical activity. He is always skipping.
:15:39. > :15:48.The guy has got a good physique. is a machine. I can do the same job
:15:48. > :15:55.of two or three individuals put together. He has hydraulics in him!
:15:55. > :16:01.50 seconds. My next best record, 50 seconds. My next best record,
:16:01. > :16:08.that. What a fit lad! Scary. APPLAUSE
:16:08. > :16:15.Have you always been a sportsman? Just now and then. LAUGHTER You are
:16:15. > :16:21.ripped! I mean, we find the Ricky, who would like to regard himself as
:16:21. > :16:27.the physical alpha male in the thing, he is going, "Not like me!"
:16:27. > :16:32.Could you have taken Ricky? A fight? Ricky is slightly different.
:16:32. > :16:42.He does things in pretend. I do things in real-life. That is the
:16:42. > :16:45.
:16:45. > :16:55.difference. LAUGHTER It is very impressive. If only there had been
:16:55. > :16:56.
:16:56. > :17:04.a task that could utilise this. LAUGHTER That looks the business!
:17:04. > :17:11.# Take your passion... # Welcome to the Groove Train!
:17:11. > :17:19.Working on the core and abdominals. This is the funky stuff! Get those
:17:19. > :17:29.hamstrings working! Working the core abdominal area.
:17:29. > :17:40.
:17:40. > :17:45.Well done. Well done, you. That is unlikely to be topped as the moment
:17:45. > :17:51.of the entire series. There was an angle we didn't show before, like a
:17:51. > :17:58.low angle pointing up at your hips and you ground into it. What video
:17:58. > :18:04.was that? How did they talk you into doing that? God knows. Russell,
:18:04. > :18:14.were you impressed? It is good. We saw another side to you - a very
:18:14. > :18:19.camp side! I thought glitter cannons were -- canons were going
:18:19. > :18:24.to come out from your fists! It was fun. It was a laugh. I think it is
:18:24. > :18:27.good we saw that side to you. don't think you did look
:18:27. > :18:32.uncomfortable, that is what was so great. The look you had, the funny
:18:32. > :18:38.look in the boardroom, was the same look we know you have when you have
:18:38. > :18:43.won as well! LAUGHTER The same face for everything. Winning becomes
:18:43. > :18:48.uncomfortable all the time! Not a man who takes praise well. OK. We
:18:48. > :18:54.are going to bring you back down to earth. We have to show you comments
:18:54. > :18:58.from Lord Sugar and your former colleagues and competitors. Azhar,
:18:58. > :19:02.nice enough fellow, but he seems to be always complaining but not
:19:02. > :19:07.actually doing anything about it. In the past, he has been criticised
:19:07. > :19:11.for not speaking up. Now he seems to be saying things for the sake of
:19:11. > :19:13.it. He slowed down the picking of the location. He kept coming on to
:19:13. > :19:17.the phone calls and asking questions and there were no
:19:17. > :19:21.solutions at the end of it. It was strange. It is quite apparent he
:19:21. > :19:26.hasn't got a clue what he is talking about. He doesn't demand
:19:26. > :19:36.the respect of his colleagues. They tend to ignore him. As if he
:19:36. > :19:38.
:19:38. > :19:48.doesn't exist. That is why Azhar had to go. AUDIENCE BOO OK, that is
:19:48. > :19:51.
:19:51. > :20:01.weird. LAUGHTER We all heard that. That wasn't just me who heard that,
:20:01. > :20:01.
:20:01. > :20:08.was it? "I have business left on Earth. Avenge me!" From the whole
:20:08. > :20:13.process, what have you learnt? to wear red shorts! LAUGHTER You
:20:13. > :20:20.will go back to your own business, which is refrigeration? Yes.
:20:20. > :20:26.started that with a redundancy package? I did. I started a company.
:20:26. > :20:35.Six months into the business and I realised I have a business here.
:20:35. > :20:39.Now we employ 18 staff. We export to 11 countries, so we are becoming
:20:39. > :20:45.a decent-sized organisation. are all right. You will bounce
:20:45. > :20:51.back! Oliver, you set up a one-shop first? Yes, that's right. In many
:20:51. > :20:54.ways, it was quite similar to the task they had, which is I would go
:20:54. > :20:57.backwards and forwards to a warehouse in my station wagon
:20:57. > :21:02.buying stock when I had the money and selling it in the identical
:21:02. > :21:05.fashion. Had you, you know, had you a particular plan of what you
:21:05. > :21:08.wanted to achieve? A particular corner of the market you wanted to
:21:08. > :21:13.attack? Was it something you saw what was sell something I saw what
:21:13. > :21:18.was selling. There was no big plan. It was just seeing how it went.
:21:18. > :21:22.many shops do you have now? We have an online store and 32 shops. We
:21:22. > :21:26.have to be special, different, we have to have a good reason to bring
:21:26. > :21:30.people into our shops so we have to be exclusive and have things you
:21:30. > :21:36.can't buy elsewhere. Nick was the winning project manager this week.
:21:36. > :21:45.This was despite having to manage both his team and his hair! I call
:21:46. > :21:55.him Hair Flick. He will flick his hair like this. I looked up and I
:21:56. > :21:58.
:21:58. > :22:04.wasn't sure if it was a heck hog -- hedgehog! Nick's hair is bad. If
:22:04. > :22:13.you are listening, get it cut! # I wear my hair back-and-forth. #
:22:13. > :22:21.APPLAUSE That thing, I used to do that all
:22:21. > :22:27.the time! LAUGHTER All the time. I used to twirl it as well! Ah...
:22:27. > :22:34.Russell, do you play with your hair? I'm on thin ground here! I
:22:34. > :22:41.look like a melted Lego man! He's got a posh One Direction character.
:22:41. > :22:46.I didn't think his hair was that bad. He was supposed to - he didn't
:22:46. > :22:50.get the product dropped at the store. I do like him. He has been
:22:50. > :22:55.very impressive? He managed the team well this week. He clearly has
:22:55. > :22:59.- he does it in a quiet way. I like the fact he's being a leader
:23:00. > :23:07.without being kind of obnoxious. A lot of people think that the only
:23:07. > :23:16.way you show your leadership is by being annoying. Is he impressive?
:23:16. > :23:22.like him. He's vol tune db volunteered for both tasks. -- he's
:23:22. > :23:28.volunteered for both tasks. No, I think he's been a good project
:23:28. > :23:35.manager. The fact he looks like Justin Bieber wouldn't work against
:23:35. > :23:44.him? You can't see his face. think he is hiding it? Was that
:23:44. > :23:52.technically a fringe that he had? Or was the back of his hair moving
:23:52. > :24:02.forward? Perhaps the wind - maybe it was a combover! APPLAUSE
:24:02. > :24:03.
:24:03. > :24:07.Gabrielle had a good week as well. We saw her being very creative. She
:24:07. > :24:14.found a new use for beard trimmers. The majority of the people are
:24:14. > :24:22.women so we have moved over from beard trimmers to bikini line
:24:22. > :24:27.trimmers. ENGINE WHIRS I have, with respect, ladies, never heard it
:24:27. > :24:32.called a beard before! I haven't. Maybe you have. LAUGHTER This is
:24:33. > :24:39.the really - the noise we put on the end of that doesn't do justice
:24:39. > :24:45.to this. ENGINE WHIRS I would be nervous if it was near my face. Not
:24:45. > :24:53.to mention somewhere I really treasured! That is quite
:24:53. > :25:01.agricultural! LAUGHTER Agricultural? Hedge trimmer. I have
:25:01. > :25:07.never heard it called a hedge as well(!) I like the way you have
:25:07. > :25:13.maid a -- made a peacock. You can also alter the length of it. It
:25:13. > :25:23.makes it much more sense when it is a hair trimmer for the ladies. The
:25:23. > :25:25.
:25:25. > :25:32.1970s look - oh yes. I could go on with this forever! APPLAUSE Mind
:25:32. > :25:38.you, great to see a bit of classic stick being used with Stephen and
:25:38. > :25:43.Ricky doing the time-honoured bad back routines. Morning. We have
:25:43. > :25:48.both got the gift of the gab. have domestic items to sell to you.
:25:48. > :25:55.I will do the whole Badiat Alzaman trick. Have you got a bad back?
:25:55. > :26:02.Unbelievable. -- I will do the whole bad back trick. Have you got
:26:02. > :26:08.a bad back? Unbelievable. How is your back? It is killing me. We can
:26:08. > :26:18.get to the walls, we can get to the side. We attract women, attract men.
:26:18. > :26:18.
:26:18. > :26:22.Why are you trying to sell me things that I have known since you
:26:23. > :26:32.were bloody born. Who trained you? Is there anything you need from my
:26:33. > :26:35.
:26:35. > :26:41.stall today? You might be handy! APPLAUSE I don't know what she
:26:42. > :26:49.thinks she is going to get out of him - he's got a bad back. Were you
:26:49. > :26:52.impressed with the double act? like the way she lowered his self-
:26:52. > :27:01.esteem. You are really ugly. Get in the van! They didn't make a good
:27:01. > :27:05.double act. Whost going to buy an issue play about mops? It was so
:27:05. > :27:15.hard-hitting, you must see it! seen. Thank you very much. Who is
:27:15. > :27:18.
:27:18. > :27:26.playing the mop? I will! LAUGHTER Have you enjoyed Ricky? I like
:27:26. > :27:29.Ricky. He has a good balance. He is about it. He handles himself very
:27:29. > :27:34.well. He has handled himself well in the boardroom when he was under
:27:34. > :27:39.a lot of pressure. I'm not sure we have seen him deliver much, so I'm
:27:39. > :27:45.not sure how much substance there is. He has - he has handled himself
:27:45. > :27:51.well. I like him. OK. It is time for the vote now. So let's see what
:27:51. > :27:55.the panel thought. First, did Lord Sugar get it right in firing Azhar?
:27:55. > :27:58.I would have kept him. Who would you have fired instead? Jade.
:27:58. > :28:03.think I would have fired you, but it was this difference that you
:28:03. > :28:06.pointed out, the difference between looking at the series and the way
:28:06. > :28:10.you played in the boardroom as a whole. It was sad that you had got
:28:10. > :28:14.the task right and she got it wrong. Russell? It is that thing, do we
:28:14. > :28:18.judged it based on the whole series or the fact she messed it up so
:28:18. > :28:22.much? I think she would have been fired up until the point she said,
:28:22. > :28:25."I'll start lots of companies and all of them will make millions."
:28:25. > :28:31.You had to be fired. She sold herself better in the boardroom.
:28:31. > :28:37.That is why I would have fired you. Let's go to the audience. If you
:28:37. > :28:44.agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "fired". If you disagree, hold up
:28:44. > :28:50."hired". I have to say that is hired! Well done. Very good. Azhar,
:28:50. > :28:54.we like to give our guests something to remember us by. I
:28:54. > :28:59.really think this is the most ridiculous - there is no way we
:28:59. > :29:09.could let you leave here without taking home the red shorts!
:29:09. > :29:16.APPLAUSE They are yours! Thank you very much.
:29:16. > :29:22.You have made them your own, you know. They have, I presume, been
:29:22. > :29:29.washed since! Seven great weeks, Azhar. Here are your highlights.
:29:29. > :29:33.They call me the master puppeteer. I have a habit of pulling people's
:29:33. > :29:38.strings and getting them to do what I want. I like stress. I like
:29:39. > :29:48.pressure. Absolutely unique. It is not available anywhere else. I'm a