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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This was mayhem. That don't look good. Bloody clueless.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. You failed. You're fired.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12You're fired. You're fired.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Good evening. Good evening and welcome to a brand-new series

0:00:28 > 0:00:31of The Apprentice - You're Fired with me, Dara O Briain.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Yes, here go again, folks. You know the drill.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Lord Sugar is searching for a business partner

0:00:35 > 0:00:39and 16 eager entrepreneurs unburdened by self-doubt

0:00:39 > 0:00:42have begun their battle for his £250,000 investment.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44For the next three months, with help of unseen footage,

0:00:44 > 0:00:47we'll be delving deep into the psyche of this crop of candidates

0:00:47 > 0:00:51and asking the big questions like what's with that guy's eyebrows?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54A major question.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57But our first observation is, the candidates have gone a little

0:00:57 > 0:01:00over the top with the animal metaphors.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03My intelligence is like a machete in the jungle.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06It is just going to take one swipe.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09I'm like the king of the jungle.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Put me in a corner, that is when I am at my most aggressive. I attack.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm prepared to fight to the death.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17I will kill anything in my way.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18There's no-one bigger,

0:01:18 > 0:01:22no-one better and no-one more ferocious than a lion.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Cross me at your peril because I will bite your head off.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28I'll watch the competition tear themselves apart

0:01:28 > 0:01:34and when they've weakened then I'll lunge and make my kill.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38HE PURRS

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Let's meet our panel for tonight. Apprentice fans one and all.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Chocolate millionaire Jo Fairley, Radio 1's Matt Edmondson

0:01:45 > 0:01:47and comedian Katherine Ryan.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Welcome to You're Fired.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50APPLAUSE

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Tonight's task of selling a container of goods led one

0:02:00 > 0:02:03candidate to jump in quickly only to end up kicked out.

0:02:03 > 0:02:09Jaz, there was terrible mayhem going on. Bad organisation.

0:02:09 > 0:02:15Fatal mistakes made. Your biggest mistake was jumping in too quickly.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20- On that basis, Jaz, you're fired. - OK, thank you.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Please welcome Jaz Ampaw-Farr.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Welcome, welcome, welcome.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Welcome, Jaz.- Hello.- What's your reaction to that? Disappointed?

0:02:46 > 0:02:51- I'm gutted. Totally gutted.- It was, like, £54. Something ridiculous.- 58.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- £58. That's like two jackets at £35 each.- Don't!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57"I'll slip you some cats."

0:02:57 > 0:03:00If it was like £1 million or something went totally wrong...

0:03:00 > 0:03:03but when it's £58 you just feel so unlucky.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06How much could you put down to that one guy who spent ages going,

0:03:06 > 0:03:09"I love it, I love it, I'll buy it all!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12"I'll buy you, I'll buy that guy, who is this guy Nick, I'll have him.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- "£57 for him!"- I know, I'll hunt him down after this, I tell you.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18It was so silly because we should have just said,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21"Can you actually make any decisions or are you just here to smile?"

0:03:21 > 0:03:22But is that not slightly insulting

0:03:22 > 0:03:25if a guy is saying I want to buy that and you lean in

0:03:25 > 0:03:29like he's a child and go, "Are you allowed to do this?

0:03:29 > 0:03:34"Are you sure you have permission from your mummy and daddy to buy a lot of mugs off us?"

0:03:34 > 0:03:37We should have asked who was looking after him.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Before we get into the nitty-gritty of what may have gone wrong,

0:03:41 > 0:03:45sometimes it can be very difficult to put your finger on that

0:03:45 > 0:03:49moment when a candidate puts themselves in the firing line

0:03:49 > 0:03:51but, no, no, for you it was right here.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54So here's a curve ball I'm going to send you right now.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56DRUM ROLL

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Ladies...

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- ..who's going to be the project manager on this task?- I am.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16I had my hand up before I realised I had volunteered, I had volunteered.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Very brave. Very brave indeed.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22EXAGGERATED GULPING SOUND

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Foolish or brave?- Oh, who knows?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28My nan says always go first, volunteer, jump in,

0:04:28 > 0:04:30and 99% of the time that works out brilliantly for me.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- It's just when everyone was watching, not so good.- Yeah, that one time.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36That one time. How relieved were the other seven, by the way?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- You probably couldn't see it from the angle you were at. - No, I just kind of thought, you know,

0:04:40 > 0:04:44if you go first and you win, you are a hero. So I wasn't really thinking about anybody else.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47I think I tried to say afterwards, "Oh, nobody else volunteered,"

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- but I didn't really get anyone else a chance.- Nobody did.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53They were thrilled... when you jumped on the grenade.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Jo, decisiveness.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Let's put this into a business virtue kind of thing.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Decisiveness is a very good thing in business, surely.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02It is but sometimes you do have to breath first

0:05:02 > 0:05:05just for a second before leaping in.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09I think that you probably could have led the team but

0:05:09 > 0:05:12even just looking at your team-mates to see

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- if they wanted you as leader might have helped to get them behind you. - Yeah.

0:05:17 > 0:05:23Matt, traditionally, it is one of those moments where it is poker, essentially, that is being played.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26It's a staring match - who blinks first?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30People don't normally go into a staring match going, "I'll take it, I'll take it!"

0:05:30 > 0:05:32But it is that, like, I mean, tactically,

0:05:32 > 0:05:35as an experienced viewer of this show, this is a poor choice.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38It's a bold move to go in first.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Firstly, by the way, Jaz, hello

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- and lucky cat wave. - Oh, don't do that!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Stop it, all of you! Oh my God!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48MATT: I think it was a real bold thing to do.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Normally in The Apprentice,

0:05:50 > 0:05:52they sit around and they have that moment

0:05:52 > 0:05:54where they have to look each other out and go, OK,

0:05:54 > 0:05:57who's going to put themselves on the line, and it almost

0:05:57 > 0:06:00felt like an impulse where you hadn't fully understood the question.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Oh, yeah, totally. - He said something and you went,

0:06:02 > 0:06:05"Well, he's asked the question, I'll just put my hand up and I'll be fine."

0:06:05 > 0:06:09You'd be amazing on a fastest finger first quiz show.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- I would so cruise that, yeah. - If the question was who is going to

0:06:11 > 0:06:14get fired first on The Apprentice? Boom! "I am."

0:06:14 > 0:06:16If that was the Grand National, they would have had to restart it.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- That's true, yeah.- No, you were wise not to look each other out.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21You know, you have a fresh look.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24You're the only one of the girls who's not had

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- their make-up done on Take Me Out. - Absolutely!

0:06:27 > 0:06:28And you're bossy. I love it.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I just want to know, you said you're half machine. Which half?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- It's the left. It's the left. - To be honest, which machine?

0:06:35 > 0:06:42At times I was worried. It's not GPS. Toaster maybe.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45But we saw that in the show. We didn't see this one.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47They didn't broadcast this description of yourself

0:06:47 > 0:06:49because it was a little bit baffling.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I'm the Brad Pitt of the teacher training industry.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57That makes total sense!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH

0:07:01 > 0:07:03No, seriously, they were like, because I train phonics,

0:07:03 > 0:07:07I train teachers to teach children to read and write - I'm very passionate about that -

0:07:07 > 0:07:11there is, like, five people who do what I do so even if I'm fifth of five

0:07:11 > 0:07:14that basically an A-lister, isn't it? That's basically Brad Pitt.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- That was my reasoning. - You're on the list.- Totally.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I thought it was because the first rule of teacher training

0:07:20 > 0:07:25- is you don't talk about teacher training.- And there's that, yeah.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Having taken that plunge though, Jaz, then there was no turning back.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32You started off as if this was the start of a netball match.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35"OK, girls, let's get our act together."

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Hey, well done on the name!

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Why did you go to Chinatown at nine o'clock in the morning?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Everything in Chinatown looks closed. - Is it a Chinese holiday?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Do you not know that lucky cats are in every single

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Chinese restaurant in the country? - Girls, I'm feeling positive. Come on!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58You had a long conversation with Italian Robert, didn't you?

0:07:58 > 0:08:03- How many do you think you would like to take?- I have no idea. All of them.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07The first rule of selling to the trade is make sure you're not

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- talking to the cleaning lady. - And now we have to call my boss.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Big smiles. Showtime.

0:08:13 > 0:08:19- All these kind of motivational words all add up to jack shit.- Yeah.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- So, have you worked with adults that often before?- One adult once.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Very childish. - Did they respond very well to that?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30No, I mean, my husband does say I talk to him like he's

0:08:30 > 0:08:35a five-year-old sometimes but then he does behave like that, to be fair.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38I can't believe you justify that. You're supposed, oh, maybe...

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Jo, upbeat or hard-bitten cynicism, which works better?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Oh, I'm all for, you know, great inspirational words

0:08:46 > 0:08:48and I've got them pinned up all over my office etc

0:08:48 > 0:08:51but what you were really missing was any strategy.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Again, in the same way you didn't breathe,

0:08:53 > 0:08:56you should have spent ten minutes with those girls, sitting down -

0:08:56 > 0:08:59you could probably put a lucky cat on the side to give you a luck -

0:08:59 > 0:09:02and worked out where you were going to go.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06I did have a strategy, it just wasn't very good.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- But I did have one. - Your strategy was being very enthusiastic.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14To be fair about the cats though,

0:09:14 > 0:09:19- where else would you go with a load of Chinese lucky cats?- I don't know.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- A casino.- Strategically, China would have been a poor choice.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- You did not learn. - It's very high pressure.- Yes, it is.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29But the casino, I was so envious when I heard the boss had gone there.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- I thought, what a stroke of genius. - It's genius. - I feel sympathy for you, Jaz,

0:09:32 > 0:09:36because I would have definitely done exactly the same thing. Maybe not at 9am.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39You go to Chinatown, it was like they were operating

0:09:39 > 0:09:42a lost and found service. "Do you need these back, guys?"

0:09:42 > 0:09:47The cats' arms will start going faster because they're closer to Chinatown.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50"Oh, our cats have come back!

0:09:51 > 0:09:55"We been looking for them for ages." Like there is a reward.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59All the polls in Chinatown have photocopied pictures of wagging cats.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:10:06 > 0:10:11It is already very early in this process to judge people

0:10:11 > 0:10:14but some candidates are already showing that they don't

0:10:14 > 0:10:16mince their words, in particular Luisa.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I don't think Jaz was effective as a project manager.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22I will be on her like a fly on shit.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24You can't just put your hand up and expect then,

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- if you lose, to still get through. - Well, thanks for that contribution.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I really think I should do the next sale.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I'm the person who knows about the costs.- No offence, you're a doctor.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You cannot possibly say that.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Rebecca, I think she thinks she's a lot better than she is.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43And I just want to build a bit... Hang on, I'm talking.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46I think she's got delusions of grandeur.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49She's the top seller in her field and then she kind of went in

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- and epically failed. - I didn't epically fail.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55She turned out to actually be the biggest seller in your group.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59My two-year-old could have done the deal she did in that shop.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04I don't like her. You can tell.

0:11:05 > 0:11:11- She's making quite a name for herself already. How was she?- Yes...

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Well, she's the other mum. We both have kids...- So you bonded on that?

0:11:15 > 0:11:20No, we didn't bond, I don't know what I'm saying. No, not at all.

0:11:20 > 0:11:25- My grandma says it you've got nothing nice to say, shut up.- OK...

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Really tough, strong personality?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Were all strong personalities, everyone,

0:11:31 > 0:11:34but there is this kind of united in oppression feel at the beginning.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37But there were some conversations where you try to suss people out

0:11:37 > 0:11:40and Luisa did ask who the President of England was

0:11:40 > 0:11:43and that kind of gave me an inkling that she was maybe not up on current affairs but, you know,

0:11:43 > 0:11:46that could mean anything so, I don't know.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48She may have been perfectly lovely

0:11:48 > 0:11:50but I didn't spend that much time with her.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Did she impress you?

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Well, it was appropriate you were selling cats

0:11:56 > 0:11:58because she takes it to a whole new level really.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03But, you know, she's ballsy, I think she'll go far.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08But the one I think I was impressed by was coolheaded Leah.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yes, Leah is the doctor, which obviously

0:12:11 > 0:12:15doesn't count for much in Luisa's world, we gather that.

0:12:15 > 0:12:21- Seven years of medical training... - But what impressed you about Leah?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22I thought she was coolheaded.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I thought she was someone who would be calm in a crisis.

0:12:25 > 0:12:30And that's what your team absolutely failed to do epically,

0:12:30 > 0:12:35was remain calm in what is a very, very high pressure situation.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Business is a very, very high-pressure world.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Of the ladies team, did anyone strike you?

0:12:41 > 0:12:45I thought it was quite good of Leah to stick up for Uzma in the boardroom

0:12:45 > 0:12:47because it is quite dog-eat-dog in there

0:12:47 > 0:12:50and to say, "Lord Sugar, she was there for strategy,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53"I gave her that role, she was doing the logistics side of things,"

0:12:53 > 0:12:55it's quite a brave thing to do in the boardroom.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57And, in terms of strategy, as a sub team leader,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I felt that she had it right whereas

0:12:59 > 0:13:02you were running around a bit like a headless chicken.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Having said that though,

0:13:03 > 0:13:06with Luisa, I would find her quite irritating.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09It's like living in an episode of Made In Chelsea all the time.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14I prefer your kind of unbridled optimism rather than

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- the negativity that she brought. - Katherine?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20I mean, Luisa, she speaks in hashtags.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23"Epic fail! No offence, you're a doctor."

0:13:23 > 0:13:25But Leah, for me, as well, she's an Irish girl.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I love an Irish girl on The Apprentice.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29They always come out on top, don't they?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32They always, actually, get eliminated by about week seven.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35LAUGHTER

0:13:35 > 0:13:39We in Ireland always go, "Oh, great... Oh, no, again."

0:13:39 > 0:13:41In contrast with this kind of high-pressure,

0:13:41 > 0:13:46high focus business, you may have been a little too relaxed at times.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50I feel you may have been a little bit too informal even.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53In fact, I feel it may have been what really did it for you.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- You say that she is more culpable than you.- Oh, man!

0:14:10 > 0:14:14- I'm not "man", I'm Lord Sugar, OK, yeah?- I'm so sorry.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19That's terrible.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Do you think that was it?

0:14:24 > 0:14:28- I don't think I was referring to him, I was just...- No!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Well, let's find out what Lord Sugar

0:14:30 > 0:14:34and your brief former colleagues had to say about you.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Jaz is full of enthusiasm

0:14:37 > 0:14:39but she should have checked out the skills

0:14:39 > 0:14:44of the other candidates before jumping in as project manager.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47She did have a strategy in place but she didn't keep to that strategy,

0:14:47 > 0:14:51she was quite flaky throughout the day.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53To me, she was just a bit void.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Strategically, I think it fell apart a little bit.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58We were trying to sell to people who weren't going to buy it,

0:14:58 > 0:15:01didn't want to buy it and weren't the right people to speak to.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05She didn't come up with a strategy for potential buyers.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07She made fundamental mistakes

0:15:07 > 0:15:11and that's why I couldn't start a business with Jaz.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12SHE PRETENDS TO SOB

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Oh...

0:15:14 > 0:15:16It is, it is sad, because you do go in, I wouldn't have done it

0:15:16 > 0:15:19unless I thought I was going to win. And that was my plan.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20And it's kind of like...

0:15:20 > 0:15:24GASPS ..mistakes. But then you just get on. Don't you?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26What's the business plan, by the way? Can you tell us?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27It's about supporting parents

0:15:27 > 0:15:30and teachers in teaching children to read and write.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33So online resources and also coming up with ideas to help parents who...

0:15:33 > 0:15:37School was different when we were at school. Phonics is now quite big

0:15:37 > 0:15:39and helping parents support their children at school so that

0:15:39 > 0:15:43everybody is leaving primary school with the ability to read and write.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Now I...

0:15:44 > 0:15:48APPLAUSE

0:15:50 > 0:15:53For those who haven't had the thrill of this already, phonics is...

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Phonics is the letters as sounds.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00So rather than saying cat is C-A-T, it would be Kuh-Ah-T.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02One of the things that parents do is they put this

0:16:02 > 0:16:05"uh" on the end of all the sounds. Kuh, Fuh, Luh.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07And they don't make that sound in words.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10In fish, F says F, it doesn't say Fuh.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13But we're always adding this uh, and it's confusing.

0:16:13 > 0:16:18Is your total testing of parents Tom Jones?

0:16:20 > 0:16:25- Of my entire group...! LIKE TOM JONES:- "Huh! Huh!" "No, Tom, it's H..." "Huh!" "No, H."

0:16:29 > 0:16:35Jo, you set up a business from... on an instinct, to a certain extent?

0:16:35 > 0:16:40You saw the gap in the market for an artisanal chocolate product?

0:16:40 > 0:16:44I found two squares of chocolate on my husband's desk under a bank statement.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Obviously, I ate them, as you do.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49walking past your husband's desk, and as it exploded on my taste buds,

0:16:49 > 0:16:53I realised that this was the most delicious chocolate I had ever eaten.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56And he told me it was the world's first organic chocolate

0:16:56 > 0:17:01and to cut a long story short, he didn't have a plan for launching

0:17:01 > 0:17:05a new brand in his Whole Earth budget, and he said, why don't you do it?

0:17:05 > 0:17:06So I put in my life savings,

0:17:06 > 0:17:09£20,000, into buying two tonnes of chocolate

0:17:09 > 0:17:13and sat in bed one Saturday night, came up with the name Green & Blacks,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15green because it was organic,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18black because it was the darkest chocolate on the market,

0:17:18 > 0:17:22ampersand in the middle, looks like you've been around since 1876! Job done.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Before we move on to the winning team,

0:17:25 > 0:17:27news of great bonus material for the website.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Matt, each week, you are going to be doing a particular kind of interview with the candidates?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Yes, it's called Matt's Awkward Conversations.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Jaz, after this, I'm going to take you to a dark room

0:17:36 > 0:17:41and give you a thorough interrogation. And it gets more awkward every week.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44So this week, I'm doing an interview in just my underpants.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45So, something to look forward to!

0:17:45 > 0:17:47JAZ: Lovely(!)

0:17:49 > 0:17:52You should try it, Dara, it really livens up a show.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56How does this get past all those layers of people who stop

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- this kind of thing?- I know! Is the Internet, it's a lawless territory. - Great.

0:17:59 > 0:18:06You can find Matt's Awkward Conversations at:

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Catherine, you did actually apply to go on the show, I know that.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11You submitted a tape

0:18:11 > 0:18:15and I know it's kind of inappropriate to show these things without your permission,

0:18:15 > 0:18:17but this is the tape that...

0:18:17 > 0:18:19LAUGHTER

0:18:19 > 0:18:23..that Catherine did for us to pitch herself for the show.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27I've got the energy of a tornado, the looks of a Peter Andre back-up dancer

0:18:27 > 0:18:32and not only the mind of Einstein, I am Einstein reborn.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Yah!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38My business plan will blow Lord Sugar's socks off.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42It'll literally blow his socks off, it's a machine that puts on and remove socks.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45I would say I'm most like Joan of Arc.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50Because I love animals and I, too, would build a big boat to save them.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53I can walk in high heeled shoes.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I will give each task 93%

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm an underachiever.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01I get underneath every task and achieve it from behind.

0:19:01 > 0:19:06I'm like an asteroid, hurling towards Lord Sugar's office.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- It's genuinely remarkable you didn't make the cut.- Giving 93%!

0:19:24 > 0:19:28You can't give 100, you need 7% for breathing and living.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31OK, let's move on to the winning team.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35For the boys, it was the sophisticated Jason who took the mantle of PM.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Some people might come to this process with a gameplan.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45I just feel my effortless superiority will take me all the way.

0:19:47 > 0:19:53Guys, guys, guys! Quieten down! Guys, guys... There are... Guys...

0:19:53 > 0:19:56People, we have... Quiet, quiet!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59People, people, people!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02People, people! Neil, Neil, Neil, stop. Neil, Neil...

0:20:02 > 0:20:07- It's trade, it's markets.- Exactly, but it's all selling.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Fine, fine. Guys... Guys, guys, guys...- Is it the volume?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Let's look at what we can sell.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16So, so... Thoughts to yourselves. Thoughts to yourselves.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Did he exude an enormous amount of power in that situation?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25No, I did think that they were never going to leave the dock, actually.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29But what they did do is they did spend some time strategising.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Jason is my favourite. I think he's brilliant.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34I'm slightly obsessed, mesmerised.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Like it's a great year for eyebrows on Apprentice.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Or in his case, eyebrow.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I feel like...

0:20:42 > 0:20:43I feel a bit sorry for him

0:20:43 > 0:20:47because it's really hard being the project manager I would guess, or the first task.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51And then having someone like Neil, who kind of dominated from the get go,

0:20:51 > 0:20:55wouldn't let Jason get a word in, I kind of felt a bit sorry for Jason.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59I like him, he's got a soft spot in my heart. He reminds me of Rafe, who is my all-time favourite.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03- Catherine, what do you think?- He could be a little bit too highbrow.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07And if there something that a UK audience loves,

0:21:07 > 0:21:08it's effortless superiority.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10LAUGHTER

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- He'll do great.- Naturally defer to the bookish, learned type.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17One of the joys of watching The Apprentice is shouting "Shut up"

0:21:17 > 0:21:19when somebody won't stop digging.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Usually, however, they are already in the hole.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24You have a good rest, and I'll see you on the next...

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Lord Sugar, can I just take this point to say I've taken on board

0:21:27 > 0:21:28your comments and it is going to change.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32- At the very start, I was struggling. I've never experienced...- You won.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36- I know, I just want to explain... - So shut up.- OK.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Are we already loving Tim?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I know the task goes on a long time and you are up for nearly two days,

0:21:45 > 0:21:49he looks like he has been up for two weeks! He is wired.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53He's like a guy you meet on holiday and you think oh, I'm going to stay away from that guy!

0:21:53 > 0:21:54But he's adorable.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58I think you'll find what he was doing, in sales, is called talking past the close.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01And it's when you're excited, you've already won but you just keep going.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04You're not breaking up with me? That's great because I really want us to stay together.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I sell Mexican food, it's delicious.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11I will not take anything for an answer. That is the joy of him.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Most strikingly, however, on the boys' team -

0:22:14 > 0:22:17and we've been holding this back. Most strikingly was...

0:22:17 > 0:22:19LAUGHTER

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Has anyone ever said you look like anyone? - I sometimes get Freddie Mercury.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Dracula?- Dracula! Thank you.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53He is rocking that look.

0:22:53 > 0:22:59Unique, presumably. Hello to our Welsh viewers. First Welsh candidate that has been on the show.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03That's your first Welsh candidate.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05But, you know, are you...?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I thought he did quite well.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Do you think he started out with a uni-brow and has been to the waxer?

0:23:11 > 0:23:15I couldn't take my eyes off his eyebrows.

0:23:15 > 0:23:20Is it one of those things where, I got to get symmetry, I've got to get symmetry? That one is now too big.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- No, no, this one is too big!- You keep plucking...- No, that one is too big. No, no, no!

0:23:23 > 0:23:28- Eventually, you're left with that. - Something very odd.- Yeah.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32He's a lovely chap, he's just got a bit of an eyebrow obsession.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34And you know what, he's meticulous as well.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37He made sure the people he was attempting to sell toilet paper to,

0:23:37 > 0:23:40were aware that this wasn't...

0:23:41 > 0:23:44some sort of hideous second-hand...

0:23:47 > 0:23:51Because I'm sure they get calls all the time, from people who say they

0:23:51 > 0:23:56have the most rank, most disgusting product you can possibly imagine.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Recycled, but not in that way!

0:23:59 > 0:24:03No, I'm sure everyone was going, why would I buy that? Please stop phoning me with that!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06But mind you, if you've got any bubble wrap...?

0:24:06 > 0:24:11They're the two things businesses really thrive on. He did a good job.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I thought he was pretty good. He comes over quite friendly, I think.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16He's like a kind of young upstart politician.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I think the eyebrow thing is quite a good thing,

0:24:19 > 0:24:21because you have to have a strong identity on The Apprentice.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24And it's good to have a gimmick. People will remember him for that.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27I think Nick Hewer is going to be furious, though.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Because Nick is about the eyebrows. It's like every single series,

0:24:30 > 0:24:32what's Nick is going to do with his eyebrows?

0:24:32 > 0:24:33No-one cares any more.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36The eyebrow game has been raised now.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38If Alex survives, through the series,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- I would like, by show ten,... - He's going to die!

0:24:40 > 0:24:42By the end of it.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46I suspect that at some stage, someone will stab him in the heart with a...

0:24:48 > 0:24:53..with a stake, or a ukelele. I was using more classic vampire imagery.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56But it could be with the ukelele left over from week one.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Or wrap him like a mummy in the toilet paper.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Second-hand, but obviously never used.

0:25:03 > 0:25:08- We're going to the vote. So brace herself for this.- Oh.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Jo, do you think Lord Sugar was right to fire Jaz.

0:25:13 > 0:25:18I'm afraid I had pointed my finger at the screen before Lord Sugar did.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Um, I think it was just your lack of strategy.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24You are wanting to lead a team,

0:25:24 > 0:25:27but actually didn't really care about the team.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29It was all about you, Jaz.

0:25:29 > 0:25:34And if it is a team, you do have to remember that there are other people onboard.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36- OK. Matt, what you think? - I disagree.

0:25:36 > 0:25:41I liked your enthusiasm, I liked your literal jazz hands at one point.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43I think Sophie should have gone.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46She was quite useless on the day and I think it's annoying and irritating,

0:25:46 > 0:25:51and it's an easy out to say, "Oh, yeah, we shouldn't have gone to Chinatown, I kept saying that."

0:25:51 > 0:25:54What was your solution? Did she have any other ideas?

0:25:54 > 0:25:58I don't think you can whinge and whinge as your get-out-of-jail-free card.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Sophie needed, if she felt that strongly, to say, "Here's my idea."

0:26:01 > 0:26:03- She should have gone.- OK. Catherine?

0:26:03 > 0:26:08I thought Uzma was out until she pulled out the Tulisa lyrics,

0:26:08 > 0:26:11I am not a logistics girl, I am a businesswoman.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17And then I knew it had to be you. But Uzma would have been my vote.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Split three ways on that. You get two choices in this.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up Fired,

0:26:23 > 0:26:26if you disagree, hold up Hired.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32I think I'm going to go... fired, on that.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34AUDIENCE: Aw-w-w. I will survive.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Bounce back. Jaz, it's been wonderful to meet you.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'm sorry we lost you so quickly in week one.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42- It's great experience. Brilliant.- Good.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Well we always like you to leave with something to remember us by.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48You really don't need to!

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Oh, no, we have to because you have a difficult, you know,

0:26:51 > 0:26:54you've got to teach Tom Jones to read.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56And... "Huh!"

0:26:57 > 0:27:02Huh-Ah-Tuh. I'm going to put my Huh-Ah-Tuh on.

0:27:05 > 0:27:10The most important thing, I suppose, not your strategy, it's...look,

0:27:10 > 0:27:13I want you to have a good look wherever you go.

0:27:13 > 0:27:18- I want you every day to wake up and to look at this gigantic...- Oh my God, it's enormous!

0:27:22 > 0:27:26- That's like the biggest one ever! - It was the biggest one we could find.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29And you know, listen.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33They get quite messy, so we put some litter in as well.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- We have loads of that lying around. - I'm going to call it Dara. Thank you.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42- Thank you, please do. So sit him on that.- Come on, Dara. There we go.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46Thank you.

0:27:49 > 0:27:55Jaz, you were only here for one week, but you certainly made quite the impression.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Here are your highlights.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Right, ladies. Intros. I'm Jaz. Like the music, one Z.

0:28:00 > 0:28:04# Come on baby, why don't we paint the town... #

0:28:04 > 0:28:08- I am completely one of a kind. - # And all that jazz! #

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Oh, my gosh, it's so exciting!

0:28:10 > 0:28:13- Toilet rolls.- Yes. - Got toilet roll? - Several different ones.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15Give me some good news, give me some sugar.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17I am pure passion.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19I'm not getting...

0:28:20 > 0:28:22But I am a woman of integrity.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25- We are doing the lucky cat wave.- The lucky cat!

0:28:25 > 0:28:29- Absolutely a lovely, genuine person.- Really fun.

0:28:29 > 0:28:30Buzzing is the word for Jaz.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33I'm almost perfect.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34What do you call a fish without an EYE?

0:28:34 > 0:28:37FSH. That's a font joke as well.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40# All that jazz That jazz! #

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Yeah.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Ladies and gentlemen, Jaz Ampaw-Farr.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03And that's it for tonight. Thanks to all of my guests.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Jaz will be on BBC breakfast tomorrow morning

0:29:05 > 0:29:07and if you want more, go to our website.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13For Matt's awkward candid interview and audition clips as well.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Tomorrow night, the candidates have to show they have got bottle,

0:29:16 > 0:29:18and then sell the bottle.

0:29:18 > 0:29:22- Your task today is selling beer. - Is that going to sting my mouth?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27You make a mess.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30It is not rocket science.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32- Who is the leader? - OK, well lead, then!

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Alex disgraced you.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36He was swearing at me.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39- You pleb!- Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41- My brain is confused.- Oh, dear.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43- This was a disaster. - This guy has not got a clue.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45You have proved that you are an amateur.

0:29:45 > 0:29:49The most intolerable, moronic people I have come across in a long time.

0:29:51 > 0:29:55Remember, it's an Apprentice feast this week, with two shows to savour.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58So we'll see you tomorrow at the same time. Good night.

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