0:00:02 > 0:00:06This was mayhem. That don't look good. It is not rocket science.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. Bloody clueless.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Good evening and welcome to The Apprentice: You're Fired.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Worth noting, by the way, that we have blown most of this week's budget on set-dressing of vegetables
0:00:32 > 0:00:36and straw, just to be in theme with the show as it will happen tonight.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40But obviously we have kept the budget tight, like the teams did(!)
0:00:40 > 0:00:42We will be selling all of this off at the end of the show.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44As ever, with the help of unseen footage
0:00:44 > 0:00:47we will be peeling away the layers of the farm shop task
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and we will be enjoying yet again that delicious moment where one candidate
0:00:50 > 0:00:55met someone who doesn't want to hear your suggestions, thanks.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Have you tried buffalo, Lord Sugar? - No, I haven't.- Maybe you should.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Right.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Now to our panel, who can't wait to get their teeth into this task.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Chef and entrepreneur Rick Stein,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11BBC Countryfile's Julia Bradbury, and comedian Josh Widdicombe -
0:01:11 > 0:01:13welcome to You're Fired.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Tonight's task of choosing products to sell in a farm shop led to one
0:01:21 > 0:01:23candidate reaping more than they could sow.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Uzma, no smoke without fire, I say.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I'm sorry, Uzma, you're fired.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Thank you for the opportunity, Lord Sugar.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Uzma Yakoob.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Uzma, many ways to start,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00obviously one of the things is just it is a pleasure to see you
0:02:00 > 0:02:03cos you and I, we are both in the looking-good business
0:02:03 > 0:02:06and...it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10But as well as that, may I compliment you on what we just saw there,
0:02:10 > 0:02:14which is one of the most choked-on, "Thank you for the..."
0:02:14 > 0:02:16HE MUMBLES
0:02:16 > 0:02:19You didn't quite get the full thank you out at that point.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- No, I didn't. It was hard to come out.- Was it tough?- Erm...
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I expected it, to be honest.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Third time in the boardroom, what are the odds?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31As soon as Neil called my name I knew, "Right, that's it.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34"I might as well say goodbye to all of you lot now." I knew...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You should have just gone in with a little suitcase...
0:02:36 > 0:02:40"Can we get this thing moving, cos there's a train I could catch?"
0:02:41 > 0:02:43You know, cos he did draw this one out a bit.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- You know, yadda yadda yadda... - Just get to the point!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Yeah, OK. Let's see why you didn't blossom on this particular task.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53You know what? You're going to see me in action today.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03You could put me inside or outside, I'll be good anywhere.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Hello, blackberry, sir? This is not cool.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16Uzma, third time in this final three.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20What is it about you that alienates other people in this process? Because
0:03:20 > 0:03:24he is the second person that has said you don't seem to do anything.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Sounds harsh. I mean, you run businesses.- Absolutely.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- You have a couple of businesses at the moment?- I have one business.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Yep, and it is expanding and everything.- Absolutely.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37It doesn't involve selling in the street, presumably, cos you looked...
0:03:37 > 0:03:38No, sometimes I have to sell,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41but not in the streets, in trade shows, so...
0:03:41 > 0:03:45That's different. Selling in the street didn't... I can understand that being something you...
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Cos you looked as if you really didn't want to be doing that.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Let's just put it this way, I realised how reserved I was
0:03:51 > 0:03:52when I was put in the street with...
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- With Alex?- Yes.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I mean, that is tough. That can be dispiriting.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Every business there is a bit where you... - Very dispiriting, but I must say,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03I don't think you were given the right sort of job, really.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Absolutely.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I mean, talking to you now, I feel like I'd probably put you
0:04:07 > 0:04:10in the right job, rather than...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12There's just too much squabbling going on
0:04:12 > 0:04:14and not enough cooperation, really.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I think there is no real attempt to find out where people's
0:04:17 > 0:04:19strengths are and try and mould them into some team.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Is your view that they shouldn't have opened a fruit and veg shop?- Well...
0:04:22 > 0:04:26"You should have worked in the beauty trade, would have been a lot better!"
0:04:26 > 0:04:28If you had sold lipstick instead, that would've been better.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31That would have been fantastic - if you had taken the shop
0:04:31 > 0:04:33and just basically run a make-up shop ahead of it.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36"Wait a minute, didn't I send you...?"
0:04:36 > 0:04:40"Yeah, we had some carrots at the front and then we rubbed them
0:04:40 > 0:04:44"every so often on people's faces and told them it was a preparation."
0:04:44 > 0:04:46That would have been more your thing.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49That's the whole point though, isn't it? It is incredibly difficult.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Every week you are put into these different situations where
0:04:52 > 0:04:56you are not necessary comfortable, and that is what you have to try and strive to overcome,
0:04:56 > 0:05:00and I think it looked as if you were uncomfortable walking around
0:05:00 > 0:05:03that particular area of London in your very high, lovely shoes...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Thank you. - What's with the height of the shoes?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yourself and Natalie have got...
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Natalie in particular had proper... Sitting on a wedge,
0:05:10 > 0:05:12then another long thing coming out of it...
0:05:12 > 0:05:14And trust me, I've tried that on Countryfile. It doesn't work.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17You've got to dress appropriately for your environment.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- What do you wear? Just very sensible country shoes? - You've just got to wear sensible...
0:05:21 > 0:05:24And also in that environment, you are selling food produce.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27It is a relaxed, informal environment so you have to try
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- and adapt to that. - How do you get on in the farms, then? Do you enjoy that?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33On the farms we had to wear flat shoes - that was fine.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35But I do not find wearing high heels uncomfortable.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- I live in high heels.- I don't think the reason you were sacked was because you wore high heels.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I don't want to come across as some man who is going,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46"What's with those shoes that tilt upwards at the front
0:05:46 > 0:05:50"and end up on a spike?" They have gone really high.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54You should have dressed as a turnip. That would have gone a lot better.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Yes.- I do want to talk to you, however, because it may be...
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Look, it wasn't as if you did anything especially wrong
0:06:00 > 0:06:02in this task that could be pinned on you.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Maybe an accumulative affect.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08We may have to go back to the point where the chips became
0:06:08 > 0:06:12stacked against you during the design task last week.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I'm very good at designing. I definitely have creative vision.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I can make it look good. I'm in the look-good industry.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20That don't look good.
0:06:21 > 0:06:27- ..Wishy-washy, poxy-boxy.- Could you just agree that the design makes it?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Yeah, it does. It looks lovely.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31The designs on the side make it look a bit like a garden planter.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Uzma, in your application - "..keeping up-to-date with current
0:06:35 > 0:06:36"trends for design."
0:06:36 > 0:06:39That's exactly what I do, Lord Sugar, and this is...
0:06:39 > 0:06:42You are in a time warp if that is what you call keeping up-to-date.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43I did not design that!
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- What you did say was the product had to be glueless.- Glueless?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49More like bloody clueless!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55CHEERING
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Is any small part of you excited to see it again?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Can you not tell(?)- Yeah, I can see how thrilled you are.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Do you remember the Tony Hart music from the gallery?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13# Doo doo doo doo... #
0:07:13 > 0:07:18And slowly spin it... # Doo doo doo... #
0:07:18 > 0:07:20To get the full sense of how beautiful it was.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Let's be honest though, it would be much worse-looking
0:07:23 > 0:07:25without the grooves and the colour.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- I think so, look. - That's awful, that's awful!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- That's fantastic!- Absolutely.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- You have stuck with it, cos you have a similar pattern on the arms of your dress as well.- Absolutely.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- As if you've gone, "That is the pattern I like."- I support it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Was your original vision that it would also be
0:07:43 > 0:07:46in a kind of a diamond/diamante/Swarovski-type...?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48"We'll have that?"
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I did actually say, "Put mirrors on it,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53"we will do something that makes it look attractive."
0:07:53 > 0:07:57That would be even better, wouldn't it? If it was covered in mirrors.
0:07:57 > 0:08:03You could spend ages watching it disappear, arriving and leaving.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- "Here I am again."- Multifunctional. - Keep your make-up in it, yes!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Multifunctional.- Once you've used your laptop you can hang it from the ceiling and have a '70s disco.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12It would be amazing.
0:08:12 > 0:08:18I have been in people's houses with bits of industrial-looking design like that.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I have seen tables made of old planks
0:08:21 > 0:08:24and bits of welded-together steel. What's the difference?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28At the time did you go, "That is an attractive piece of furniture"?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- No, no, I have to say. - So there is no difference at all.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- We got your application form, by the way.- Oh, lovely.- Yeah.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Your worst business skill is that your directness can be
0:08:41 > 0:08:44misconstrued as rudeness.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I would put it to you that you have been quite direct...
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- over the last few weeks. - Bit of a problem between you two?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- There is not a problem, to be really honest, Karren.- There is a problem.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Uzma, why are you undermining me all the time?- I'm not.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03You are, and why are you being so provocative?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05It is not personal - this is business.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08It is personal - you have been undermining me the whole time.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Why are you pointing your finger at me? Who is the sub-leader?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- OK, well, lead then. - You need to let me speak.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15You pass the buck and then you jump on good ideas.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Not really, not really.- Who is passing the buck?- Uzma.- Not really.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I trusted to put you in the group because you are a designer.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- You claim to be a designer.- I said... - Excuse me, excuse me.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- It isn't the truth.- Yes, it is. - Really?- Look me in the eyes.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- I am looking you in the eyes. - Look...- That is so unfair.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- She always passes the buck. - Oh, really?- May I say something?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I'm losing it here, ladies. I'm losing it.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Why do you think you clashed, or there were
0:09:42 > 0:09:44so many clashes between the different women?
0:09:45 > 0:09:50With the women all together, we've all got quite strong personalities.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Most of us run our own businesses or are in quite high positions
0:09:54 > 0:09:55in the jobs that we are doing...
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Everyone had an opinion and the thing is everyone
0:10:00 > 0:10:04thought their opinion was the one, you know, that mattered.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I am quite direct like that.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah, yeah, I would say.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I had to be direct, otherwise I would be like, "Oh, she is the quiet one. The stay-safe one."
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I did not want to be that. I wanted to voice how I felt.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- They are still there though, aren't they? That is the difference. - They are.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22But it is very difficult as a woman in that situation.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25It is this vegetable medley of emotions and egos...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Vegetable medley, I like that. - Exactly.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Where did you get that metaphor from? - It's just came to my mind.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35And as a woman who is opinionated
0:10:35 > 0:10:37and is used to running their own business
0:10:37 > 0:10:42and you are quite strong-willed, women do come across as being
0:10:42 > 0:10:48pushy and bossy and it is a different approach to men.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Men - it is all about, "Oh, I'm better than you are!"
0:10:51 > 0:10:56"Myles, I've got a six-pack and I've got stubble in two hours, grrr!"
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Whereas women, you want to make yourself heard
0:11:00 > 0:11:03but you ALL want to make yourself heard, so it just gets noisy.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Rick, you have teams all the time.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Well, look, I do, but the problem essentially is if you are going to do
0:11:08 > 0:11:13something like run a farm shop, you've got everyone working together.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Plus, the one thing that always assails me in The Apprentice
0:11:18 > 0:11:21is that nobody seems to really care about what they are selling.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26If you want to sell well you have got to at least put in some
0:11:26 > 0:11:29genuine pleasure in what is being sold.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You work in the restaurant trade,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34so presumably you have a lot of people arriving for seasonal work...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Are you telling me that all of your staff at all times, Rick,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39really care?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42You aren't an employer... Obviously, by the nature of the business,
0:11:42 > 0:11:45where people are there for three months...
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I mean, of course they don't. Of course they don't.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50But if I ever catch the buggers not caring...!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I see it all the time with them faking it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I was only in the deli yesterday and they are saying, "Oh, we have
0:11:57 > 0:12:01"got your special Japanese mayonnaise in, Rick, we sold 24 yesterday."
0:12:01 > 0:12:03You know, it is easy. You just, like...
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Fake it.- You fake it a bit.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Well, listen, the whole focus isn't on you for this, by the way.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12In this week's task you were fired
0:12:12 > 0:12:16but Kurt nearly ended up crying over his spilt milkshakes.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24I got the feeling that the milkshakes took over this task.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28# His name was Ernie and he drove the fastest milk cart in the West... #
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Amazing mark-up on the milkshake.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32# Ernie... #
0:12:32 > 0:12:33I think we go for milk.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38You made the fatal error of putting a number, a stake in the ground.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40We can take £600 on that.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42We've got a lot of shakes to be selling today.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- Easy.- Neil, you asked them to go and buy some other stuff.- Yeah.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48- Definitely get some pears. - I don't think so.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- I think a couple of them could sell quite well.- I don't.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56This task is about having a farm shop, not just milkshakes.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58If you thought forcing him
0:12:58 > 0:13:02to go down this shakes route was going to be your chance
0:13:02 > 0:13:05to prove to me that your business model is solid, then you've failed.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Rick, a hell of a mark-up, isn't it?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13It's 40p for ingredients, about £3.50 you were selling it for? £3.50?
0:13:13 > 0:13:18Well, it is a hell of a mark-up but the price is not that special, is it?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22You've got to sell an awful lot of that to make the sort of money
0:13:22 > 0:13:24that won the day, really.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28I must say, when I first watched that I thought they were on a winner,
0:13:28 > 0:13:30because it is much easier to get out on the street
0:13:30 > 0:13:33and sell milkshakes, and they seemed to be doing well,
0:13:33 > 0:13:35but the basic problem is there is not enough.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Your margin is one thing, but your turnover is the other.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Something like buffalo is a very, very high-value product.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46OK, your margin isn't the same, but you can make some money,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48you can turn over a lot of money with that.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51You only need ten good customers to buy your buffalo as opposed to 200,
0:13:51 > 0:13:55and you don't know what the footfall's going to be in that particular area.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I liked when Alex said, "People don't just pop out for milk,"
0:13:57 > 0:14:00and you're thinking, "That's exactly what they do!"
0:14:00 > 0:14:02The phrase, "I have to
0:14:02 > 0:14:04"pop out for some milk..."
0:14:04 > 0:14:07"No, no, I have to pop out for some buffalo."
0:14:07 > 0:14:12It's just in the house. How do you think it gets there, Alex?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16The milk fairies arrive every day and, "Oh, the milk fairy's been again."
0:14:16 > 0:14:20"Some morning we'll catch him. He flies around..."
0:14:20 > 0:14:22What school did Jordan go to
0:14:22 > 0:14:26where they went around with ostrich burger vans? Where's that school?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28MIMICS ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC
0:14:28 > 0:14:29"Oh, the ostrich van has come again.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32"Everybody, gather together your money for the ostrich van!"
0:14:32 > 0:14:34It's going away!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Bernie Clifton at the front doing the whole ostrich thing, oh, that would be amazing.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41For the last three weeks, we have seen Neil being quite
0:14:41 > 0:14:44the back-seat driver, and champing at the bit to take control.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46This week was his big chance.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Some of the things that you say in your CV is that you are not
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- afraid to trample over people. - Absolutely.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I'll have the final say on it.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I don't want to think about it. Just go with it.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57I don't want any arguing.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I'm a born leader. I can lead a team to get the best out of them.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Right, it's done.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Can I just say something? People...
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I don't want to talk about it any more. It's done.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Just do it.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I'm pretty confident. I think we've done enough to win.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15It's a fine line, you know, between confidence and being a bit cocky.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Listen, the simple thing is,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20we win the task - we all stay, none of us gets fired.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Well, you lost...
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Neil, have you been knocked down a few pegs now?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Absolutely not.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30What's he like in real life?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Is he as abrasive and sure of himself?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35He's very much like that.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37He's a nice guy, I mean, Neil's a lovely guy,
0:15:37 > 0:15:42but in this whole process you saw him like that all the time.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47I just thought the sort of power-play between those two was fabulous
0:15:47 > 0:15:51drama, I mean, it's like a plot for a sort of, I don't know,
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- the second-in-command of a ship, sort of thing.- Absolutely.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00But one of the joys.... It is high drama because it is such low stakes in the sense of,
0:16:00 > 0:16:04"Dum-dum-dum... You said 200 milkshakes...
0:16:04 > 0:16:08"I put you before the council of elders,
0:16:08 > 0:16:10"where you can explain yourself in front of...
0:16:10 > 0:16:12"The Galactic Senate will now hear from you."
0:16:12 > 0:16:14"Erm, 200, I thought.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Let's hear what Lord Sugar
0:16:17 > 0:16:21and your erstwhile colleagues had to say about you.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Uzma claims that she is creative.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Well, I never saw much evidence of that,
0:16:26 > 0:16:29and certainly not in last week's design task.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I don't think Uzma's performance was up to par.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34She didn't have much creative vision.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36She didn't do anything much on the task day.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37She made no decisions.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I don't think Uzma has got a business mind at all.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I don't think she really knows what margin is.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Uzma has been in the firing line on three occasions.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47She never demonstrated any of the skills needed to
0:16:47 > 0:16:50go into business with me, and that's why I fired her.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Do you want to retract anything you said about Neil being nice?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00It is what it is. I don't need to put other people down to make
0:17:00 > 0:17:03myself feel confident about myself.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08- They've got an opinion - it doesn't affect me.- Course not.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11What were you going to do, had you gone to the end, and are you still
0:17:11 > 0:17:14continuing on that path - do you have the same business proposal?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Absolutely. I have got two make-up brands which I
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- sell online at the moment.- Right.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22The idea is to take one of them into the shops.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Fantastic. OK, well, the best of luck with that.- Thank you very much.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28At the start of the task some of the candidates behaved
0:17:28 > 0:17:30as though they had landed on a different planet,
0:17:30 > 0:17:34when they went to a mysterious place known as the countryside.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37There's a really nice smell around here.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38It's called manure.
0:17:38 > 0:17:44Is that what it is? That one's got some kind of tumour.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- What is that?- Broccoli.- It's broccoli.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50What are these?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, my Lord, look!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Oh, my God, there's a bull. Oh, my God, there's another bull behind you.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- What is that there?- What are those?- What are they, sorry?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Look at this horse... I mean dog...!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Oh, no, I'm not going in there.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Look, you. Hello, sweetie. I'm here.
0:18:06 > 0:18:13That's the easy bit, right, there you go. Oh, shit, he's involved as well, yes.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15They're shouting.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18There's one that looks like it's going to charge you, Neil - look behind!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Hello.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26MOO!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Julia, did this break your heart?- Oh, dear me.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31So, Alex, let's just mention his eyebrows.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Let's get that out of the way now.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38Alex actually held up a bunch of carrots and asked, "What are these?"
0:18:38 > 0:18:42I mean, even as a child, you watch Bugs Bunny, surely,
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I mean, it's quite amazing.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Natalie incorrectly identified a cow first as a horse,
0:18:47 > 0:18:49then a dog.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Yes, it is quite remarkable.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I've been in lots of situations where we have
0:18:53 > 0:18:55taken people out into the countryside,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58and the most bizarre experience was when somebody looked at a field full
0:18:58 > 0:19:02of cows and said, "Are they beeves?"
0:19:02 > 0:19:05As in, "Beef." "Are they beeves?"
0:19:05 > 0:19:09I was like, "Uh-huh, those are beeves." Yes.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I think we all have a responsibility to learn the basics.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16I think carrots is about as basic as you go.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Do you think he'd be able to name every vegetable on this table here?
0:19:20 > 0:19:26Though whatever UK farm we got in, because they're doing really good bananas and oranges...
0:19:26 > 0:19:29So we may not be particularly authentic ourselves here on this.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I couldn't name them - there's about ten of these I couldn't name.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- That's a pepper.- That wasn't the one I was pointing out!- A cabbage.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Cauliflower, aubergine, come on, are we doing basic food groups here?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43All right then, Widdicombe, one, two, three, that one there...
0:19:43 > 0:19:45The squash?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Don't tell him!! Don't tell him it's a squash - he would never...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- I can't see...- Sorry.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- You can't see there?!- Right, OK, here we go. What's the third one?
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Excellent. Pass me the third one there. What is that?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I know what that is... Sweet potato.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I can go, look, pepper, banana, sweet potato, aubergine,
0:20:02 > 0:20:06broccoli, oranges, squash, carrot, red onion,
0:20:06 > 0:20:08something green...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11LAUGHTER
0:20:11 > 0:20:13..apple, I mean, I could go on.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Yeah, yeah, you trailed off slightly there.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Put that back - I know you know corns on the cob.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Louisa led her team to a win but didn't get much credit.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Still, she hid the disappointment of that very well.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28I'm really hoping that I'll be the first project manager to lead
0:20:28 > 0:20:30team Evolve to a win.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Don't go crazy on corn on the cob, but maybe buy six.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35We're not going to dress the whole stall with six cobs, are we?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Engage brain!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39I can't speak to her.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43So, overall, then, a good project manager?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I think there were flaws all the way through.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49STUDIO LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:20:49 > 0:20:52..budget, and we had no direction at all in terms of
0:20:52 > 0:20:53products we were looking for.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I think you might have them to thank -
0:20:56 > 0:21:00if you'd just pioneered on the takeout stuff, you may not have had that win.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06God.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Enjoy it - we won, we won, be happy!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11AUDIENCE GROANS
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Now, Rick, you thought the buffalo was a good idea.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Well, I did, because it is quite nice meat.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Baked potatoes, baked potatoes?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23That was a real disaster, the baked potatoes, I must say. They looked terrible.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- They looked like parcels of vomit.- And what was Jason doing?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Obviously he just thought they were baked potatoes,
0:21:28 > 0:21:31people were really against Jason's baked potatoes...
0:21:31 > 0:21:33What was he doing there in the kitchen?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35He was making the baked potatoes, God love him!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Who was making the soup?- Rebecca.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40They admitted it was disgusting, didn't they?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I love when they said "We can't give tasters
0:21:43 > 0:21:45"because then no-one will eat it."
0:21:45 > 0:21:48We can't show you the potato as they're so unimaginably hideous,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50and we can't let you taste the soup.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53If they'd made a nice soup, I know I am banging on about this,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56but they might have felt, if they all tasted it, going
0:21:56 > 0:22:00out into the street and saying, "Buy some soup, you'll love this."
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I think their aspiration was to make nice soup -
0:22:03 > 0:22:07I don't think they said, "Let's make really bad soup as an extra challenge for
0:22:07 > 0:22:11"us among ourselves." And Louisa's management style, and all that?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Overall, unfortunately for Louisa,
0:22:13 > 0:22:15she just comes across as being quite annoying.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I think it is difficult to make your mark -
0:22:17 > 0:22:20you obviously want strength of personality
0:22:20 > 0:22:25and your efficiency and all of your positives to come across.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27That behaviour at the end with the whole,
0:22:27 > 0:22:31"Well, I guess it wasn't as bad as I thought..." and the, "Morning, boys,"
0:22:31 > 0:22:34is this just a coquettishness that she is just going to grow out of?
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- You hope.- And she has only got eight weeks to do that!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40If she wants to win.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42And also, when you're a project manager,
0:22:42 > 0:22:47the pressure that you suddenly have, instead of just being a team member,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49you do tone it down a little bit,
0:22:49 > 0:22:53and I think she knew that, she was starting to annoy people in tasks,
0:22:53 > 0:22:56and when she's got the pressure on her head, suddenly it is like,
0:22:56 > 0:23:00"Let's make this work..." to some degree.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03This week Jason was banished to the kitchen, but to the horror
0:23:03 > 0:23:06of his team-mates there was a moment when he broke free.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10I just go and I put things in people's hands and I say, "Look,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13"isn't it amazing, of course you want to buy it," and they do.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16It's a simple as that.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19There they are. We are on the hunt for buffalo, aren't we?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I've been making those little bags that say,
0:23:21 > 0:23:24"Make the cabbage happy - take it away for a pound."
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, that's creative.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31This is a sad pack of potatoes, organic potatoes...
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Honestly, Jason can't be out here!
0:23:33 > 0:23:34And, look, I have nice tie on, as well.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Jason's getting worse.- Come closer and have a look at the tie!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Jason, you need to go inside.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Chutneys, three for a pound.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:23:51 > 0:23:55He looks like an estate agent selling vegetables.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- But he believed in the product. - He did, he did.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- He was passionate, you have got to give him that.- He was.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04"I'm a cabbage - please buy me."
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Can you see any talent in him?
0:24:07 > 0:24:12- Not yet.- It was when he jumped on that couple that were looking at...
0:24:12 > 0:24:15it was like he was a presenter off The Crystal Maze.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17It was just so weird.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Completely different to the rest of the house, I presume?- Absolutely.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Sweet?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24I really like Jason. I felt sorry for him
0:24:24 > 0:24:27because the other guys give him a hard time.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29All the girls loved him
0:24:29 > 0:24:33because he was just so sweet and genuine and spoke really posh,
0:24:33 > 0:24:35and we just tried to figure out what he was saying all the time...
0:24:35 > 0:24:38LAUGHTER
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Candidates are understandably pleased when they win a task,
0:24:41 > 0:24:45but Jordan may have taken it a tiny bit too far.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Let's look at some of the numbers here.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Your total is 1167.90.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Get in!
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Sales to public, £1,147.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Get in.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08And for the girls?
0:25:08 > 0:25:12They hated the product. They didn't place any orders.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Yes, get in.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Come on, come on.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Nick, how about Evolve?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20A profit of 631.52.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Get in!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Come on.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Come on!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Can I just remind you - this is not a football match.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Sorry, Lord Sugar, I'm pleased to win.- Hmmm.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38APPLAUSE
0:25:44 > 0:25:46We like passion...
0:25:46 > 0:25:48We do, I'm surprised he didn't bodyslam somebody.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Run to the far end of the boardroom table and slide
0:25:51 > 0:25:53all the way round!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55When you are sat there
0:25:55 > 0:25:58and you realise Jordan's behind you and they're reading out the results,
0:25:58 > 0:26:00you must be thinking, "Please God, let me have lost."
0:26:00 > 0:26:03"I'll take my chances in the boardroom rather than being hit."
0:26:03 > 0:26:07He's done well - he has won four out of four. Led his team very well.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Because they're all physically scared of him.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13OK, we're going to go to the vote.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Rick, just of the three who were in front of him
0:26:16 > 0:26:19at the time, do you think Lord Sugar was right to fire Uzma this week?
0:26:19 > 0:26:23I probably would have fired Neil, really.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27I just think he lost it, really, with Kurt.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32- So, Neil.- Neil, OK. Julia?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I thought Uzma was very unlucky to be chosen to be
0:26:35 > 0:26:41there and in that instance I would have fired Kurt,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44because he is obsessed with smoothies and milkshakes
0:26:44 > 0:26:47and I think that is his only business plan for the entire series
0:26:47 > 0:26:51and I can't see him ever getting out of that trough.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54It will be funny if he's in the taxi at the end, just...
0:27:04 > 0:27:06A bit would get stuck.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09You're fired.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I would. I liked it when he said,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14"There's no smoke without fire. You're fired."
0:27:16 > 0:27:17He said, for a new catch phrase,
0:27:17 > 0:27:21"There's no smoke without...you're fired." That's what it should be called.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24You're now smoking, and fired, at the same time!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27OK, through to the audience - if you agree with Lord Sugar,
0:27:27 > 0:27:30hold up FIRED. If you disagree, hold up HIRED.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Oh, I'm so sorry, that's very much going to be FIRED.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Listen, we thought long and hard over some gift to give
0:27:37 > 0:27:39you that you could take away from this,
0:27:39 > 0:27:42and it had to be something that had the countryside in it,
0:27:42 > 0:27:45because we thought that's where we said farewell to you,
0:27:45 > 0:27:47so we wanted something natural and something beautiful, and
0:27:47 > 0:27:51we thought, "We'll get you a nice plant or something, and the only way that
0:27:51 > 0:27:55"we can get you a plant is if we had a really good plant holder to put it in..."
0:27:55 > 0:27:57LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:28:02 > 0:28:05If the plant dies we have got a lid
0:28:05 > 0:28:07and you can use it as a laptop holder...
0:28:07 > 0:28:10My mum is going to love this.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Yes, listen, I think it is a great thing,
0:28:12 > 0:28:15but they made three of these in different sizes.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18- You made it to Week Four, Uzma...- Thank you very much.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Excuse me, which camera shall I do this to?
0:28:20 > 0:28:25You made it to Week Four, Uzma, these are your highlights.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29I'm a successful person in life and in business.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30I'm the complete package.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36I'm not scared of anything.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Oh, my god, do you guys know what you're doing?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42I'm a woman with a lot of potential.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45The outline is going to be metallic gold.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47- Very nice, it's modern, it's nice. - I get things done.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Definitely one of the better ones.
0:28:52 > 0:28:53Uzma is quite the character.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59I think she's a really top girl.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01This is just the beginning.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Ladies and gentlemen, Uzma Yakoob.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:29:15 > 0:29:17That's it for tonight.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Thanks to all of my guests. Now, remember to go to
0:29:19 > 0:29:23our website for Matt Edmondson's awkward
0:29:23 > 0:29:27conversations with all the fired candidates, plus loads more clips.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Now, next week's episode is on Tuesday night, not Wednesday,
0:29:30 > 0:29:34but Tuesday night, when the candidates catch a flight to Dubai
0:29:34 > 0:29:38but who will discover that it's a one-way ticket out of the boardroom?
0:29:38 > 0:29:42Welcome to the United Arab Emirates.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46The client has a list of eight items they want you to buy.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48OUD, Owd?
0:29:48 > 0:29:49Ud?
0:29:49 > 0:29:52- Owd?- Not bothered about the quality.
0:29:52 > 0:29:53- He's talking crap.- No, never.
0:29:56 > 0:30:01- 140 is 12cm.- 140 is 12cm?
0:30:01 > 0:30:04A big bird and you put it on your arm and it flies away.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07It would look like a pimple on an elephant.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Thank God I never sent you out to get 20 camels -
0:30:09 > 0:30:12you'd come back with a packet of fags.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Stop talking - we don't have time. - I'm English.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18It's a good one. I can't wait.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21We'll see you next week, don't forget, Tuesday night at ten o'clock
0:30:21 > 0:30:24and the whole main show is on at nine o'clock on BBC One, Tuesday night.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Goodnight.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30APPLAUSE
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